and i'm the complete opposite

I don’t care how much he tries to hide it behind snarky banter and sarcastic comments Raven Reyes is on the list of the very few people John Murphy cares about.

…how the fuck does a planeswalker become a castaway? if Jace got stranded somewhere, why didn’t he just… planeswalk somewhere else…

It seems kind of suspicious to me that such a wide variety of phenomena are explained by the idea that women are supposedly people-oriented while men are supposedly thing-oriented.

I think that it’s easy to look back and say, “Why, all of these things that men just happen to be predominant in are thing-oriented, but all of those things that women are predominant in are people-oriented!!”

The categories seem too arbitrary. I think that people might just be ignoring the exceptions to the categories.

Politics is people oriented; lawyering is people-oriented; writing is people-oriented; administration of businesses is people-oriented; international diplomacy is people-oriented; sports commentating is people-oriented; game design is (arguably) people-oriented; detective work is people-oriented; police work is people-oriented.

But it’s clear to me that these fields are, for the most part, not exactly brimming with women.

Knitting, on the other hand, is thing-oriented. Painting and making small handicrafts is thing-oriented. Dressmaking and fashion are thing-oriented. Shopping and cleaning are thing-oriented. Hairdressing is (arguably) thing-oriented.

Why don’t the thing-oriented men like dressmaking? Why don’t the people-oriented women end up managing workers at companies or dominating politics?

I think this theory proves too much.

[Yes, I massaged the categories a little so that they would fit into the people/things binary. That’s sort of part of the point.]

T.O.P Personality Chart: The Planets

Originally posted by mrkwonandmrchoibabygirl

Part 1 of request from @ariilopezja. Enjoy!

Full name: Choi Seunghyun

Position: Rapper/Beatboxer

Birth Date: November 4th, 1987

Birth Place: Seoul, South Korea

Planets

Scorpio Sun

People with Sun in Scorpio are very serious about their mission to learn about others. They’re intelligent, affable and courteous. They live in a world with very little grey zones.

They’re self-reliant and in control, but that mask of cool control hides the fact that they’re full of emotional energy. They are intense and profound, and they have a magnetic personality.

They love a good challenge and will face any adversity head-on. Not only will they reach any goal, but they will go beyond to the next level as soon as possible. Not also that, but they are extremely patient. This combination makes them often very successful.  They can lose their temper (and even become vengeful) when someone gets in their way, so it’s best to give them plenty of room.

The negative side of Scorpio is that they can be intimidating, revengeful and manipulative. They model the extremes of behavior, and can be very jealous. They can be aggressive and arrogant, and some like to procrastinate a lot.

The positive side of Scorpio is that they are disciplined, have great willpower, and are very sensitive. When they give a compliment, each word is sincere. They are loyal to their friends, but don’t betray them, for they don’t forgive easily.

Originally posted by militarytabi

Mercury Libra (Communication planet)

They are natural diplomats, and very charming ones. They often try to see both sides and they often play devil’s advocate. It might feel like they are flip-floppers who don’t have an opinion of their own. They are able to see abstract and therefore be faire and objective, but they may be indecisive. Libra in Mercury is pleasing, and they try to be tactful.

They view mental affinity as a must in arelationship. They might have “silver tongues” saying just the right thing to disarm the other person. Culture is important for them, and they like arts and literature. They’re  very uncomfortable with extreme opinions.

They are chatty (as any air sign is), it might actually be difficult for them to know when to stop talking. Same goes for writing. They’re easy-going, and they want everyone to like them. They’re good at networking, but the mental laziness Mercury in Libra natives generallyhave can make it difficult for them to maintain those connections. They’re extreme perfectionists, but because they want to always be kind and fair, they handle people with care and try to be as tactful as possible. They have a way with (beautiful) words, and some are good liars.

Originally posted by hell-ogoodbye

Unclear Venus (Scorpio or Sagittarius) (Relationship planet)

On November 4th, 1987, Venus was transitting from Scorpio to Sagittarius. I don’t know Choi Seunghyun’s birth hour, so I’ll put both signs and let you make your own conclusions.

Scorpio: They want friends who can keep up with their intensity. They are cool at first, in he get-to-know-you stage. Once they trust someone, they show how much they really care. They give their partners all their attenrion. They can go overboard with the jealousy, possessivity (yes, even with friends) and controlling behavior. 

They need complete commitment from their partners or friends. They take a lot of time to open up and even then, they keep a lot to themselves. Some might take advantage of their partners, in very subtle ways, just to keep them to themselves. They’re very mysterious. Scorpios in Venus will be intensely romantic, direct and determined. They like people who are dark, intense, mysterious and sexual (think femme fatale). They are very sexual themselves, and usually become skilled at controlling their urges as adults. However strong their urges, they will skip sex if they don’t trust you.

They are very magnetic to the opposite sex and very passionate. Their passion is a silent, deep well of never-ending commitment and loyalty.

Sagittarius: They like to learn new things and they want people that will help them grow and  widen their range of experience. They’re light-hearted, optimistic, but also serious, blunt, friendly and flirtatious. They love spontaneity, routine or dullness drives them away.

They love being in love, but they don’t settle easily. They can be loyal and committed. It’s just a matter of timing. They’re hopeless romantics who tend to idealize their partners, and it’s a long, hard fall when they turn out to be different than what they saw them to be. They love to travel and can be drawn to friends from other countries. They’re naturally outgoing and curious.

They’re good at entertaining. Telling stories, singing, acting, comedy, name it, they’re most certainly talented at it.

Originally posted by julla

Libra Mars (Planet of sex, instinct, anger and competition)

Justice and balance really gets them going. It’s their fire and their fuel. For this reason they may procrastinate (but they eventually get things done) and appear indecisive because they want to weigh every option in order to find the one that is the fairest before taking action. Their basic primal instinct is to defend themselves and others from all the unfairness of the world. This desire for justice makes them good at compromise and conflict-management.

It’s a rather contradictory position for Mars, the planet of personal fulfillment, because Libra is the sign of fulfilling the other’s desires. It makes them pretty talented at winning the affection of the person they are attracted to.

They are aggressively peaceful, finding joy in applying the saying “kill them with kindness”. They are keen observants of human nature, and this gift of observation makes them foresee problems before they come up. 

They can easily get caught up defending themselves. When they are challenged, they play innocent and easily get sympathy of others. when they’re angry, they are not always open, and passive-aggressiveness is often common with Mars in Libra people. When they lash out, they can seem like a very selfish person who only think about their needs.

They are affectionate and romantic, but generally have a rather low sex drive. They have a clear division between “frivolous” sex (with people who aren’t their significant other) and sex with their significant other. The latter will matter tremendously, because it’s within a zone of perfect love, where they want everything to be absolutely perfect. The person who is the object of a Mars in Libra’s sexual adoration is very lucky, but it’s also a double-edged sword, because they expect the same high-standard affection given from their lover, and can become very judgemental if said lover fails to do so.

Originally posted by s-tttop

Aries Jupiter (Planet of luck and growth)

They attract good fortune when they take the lead, inspire others and show enthusiasm and courage. They do well when they can make new innovations.

They have a lust for life and a huge desire to travel, and discover new people, places and ways of thinking. They are dynamic and vigorous. They prosper under pressure and have no fear. They are good at calculating risk and thinking big. They see everything as an open door to opportunity.

They lean towards tolerance, generosity and opportunism. They add excitement to gatherings or wherever they go, and inspire others to follow their path.

They identify strongly with their own opinions and belief, and may take it personally if someone disagrees. They can be a bit overconfident with their finances and business, and their impulsivity and impatience can sometimes overshadow their common sense. They can be greedy, snobbish at times and may even take advantage of the circumstances and feel superior to others. Their challenge will be to learn how to handle wealth, success and power in a healthy way.

Originally posted by hitomebore08

Sagittarius Saturn (Limitations, fears, sense of responsibility)

They are very serious (and maybe very narrow-minded) when it comes to philosophy, education and religion. Reputation and intellectual capability are important to them. They are highly principled and believe that people must earn their achievement through hard work. Thay are very logical. They may fear they will be punished if they don’t live on the straight and narrow.

They are pretty conservative and change only with much resistance. They want to understand fully a situation before moving on to another. Ideals and abstract concepts are important only if they can be used in a practical way. This makes them very good at planning, administrating and organizing. But it may be difficult for them to see the greater picture.

They fear the unknown, but they must not let this fear take over them, or they will become anxious or depressed. They have to open up, learn to trust and take some risks every once in a while, if they are to continue on a successful path. And since they pride themselves on a sterling reputation, they need that kind of success.

Originally posted by yougotmeatbang

Sagittarius Uranus (Planet of change/where you stand out and bring change)

They don’t really get along with people with traditional scientific or religious views, and prefer to reform old, outdated ideas. They are attracted to radically new ideas, philosophies and religions that will, hopefully, cause sweeping changes throughout the world.

They are strong on intuition. They may have very eccentric and erratic behavior. They could be rebellious by nature, which may cause them some legal trouble. They deviate in a free and tolerant ways, especially about religion, philosophy, and higher education.

They are all about accumulating knowledge and their imagination is limitless. They are optimistic and may enjoy traveling and long journeys. They don’t like the rigidity of academics, but they understand the need for it.  They are good at seeing the greater picture, but it may make them ignore some details of a situation.

Originally posted by s-tttop

Capricorn Neptune (Dreams, intuition, psychic activity) ~Generational~

They idealize work, practicality, and the ability to attain reasonable goals, but also emphasize the need to be selfless and giving. They are discerning, wise, sensible and extremely rational.

They are reserved and refined in areas related to control, power, fame and success. They dream of wealth and power, even if they don’t really know how to attain it. They tend to focus on ways to increase wealth, power and influence.

They excel at organization and bureaucracy, and they are conscious of status. They like to be in authority. They may be a bit conservative and traditional. They reflect on spiritual matters, and are inspired by the Great Masters of art, music and literature. Many become cynics or critics.

Originally posted by bogdana8

Scorpio Pluto (Planet of creation and destruction/Where you must seek change)

They are ruled by strong emotions. They react accordingly to their emotions but also to others’. They’re drawn to activities that involves them emotionally. Key-word: intensity.

The basic theme of the Scorpio generation is reform and transform. Both Scorpio and Pluto involve rebirth and new beginning. They involve making us face our demons and fears. They’re always looking deeper into any situation to see what’s really going on. They may as well see the darker side of things and are prepared for the worst.

Originally posted by militarytabi

Leo Black Moon Lilith [True/Osculating] (The dark side)

They have a big ego, they are proud and like praise. They have a flair for theatre and they’d do anything to be the center of attention. They want to be admired, though they might not always want to admit it.

Men with Lilith in Leo are often in position of authority, which gives them a furious sexuality, and vanity (especially in their middle age). They are very energetic and desirable. They know how to flirt and manipulate people for the general well-being.

They have a deep fear of change, because it might mean losing the grip on control, and therefore not being relevant, and then forgotten. They can get jealous or touchy when they meet someone better or more loved than them.

Originally posted by gh0st-tabi

Aries Moon (habits, reactions, instincts)

Impatient, constantly on the go, full of energy are words that describe Lunar Aries well. The more they do, the more energy they find to do more! They thrive in leadership positions, and if they dont have a way to channel this leadership energy, they become grouchy and frustrated.

They are high-spirited and courageous in period of crisis, and they rush to help others. They react emotionally in a very quick, impulsive and almost rushed way. It’s a brief explosion, and they can change their mood just as quickly.

They are very self-reliant and self-disciplined and can’t be disciplined by others. They sometimes have trouble with authority. They have a sense of justice and idealism. They will fight tooth and nails for what they believe in and they are likely to hold high ideals and believe in Justice and Truth as primary and ultimate entities in life.

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and it also shows in the Moon, with a certain need to pioneer. They tend to feel most invigorated or alive when they are starting something new. 

Originally posted by tabis-eyebrows

Gifs not mine…

  • England: so... who are you?
  • 2p!England: I'm your parallel self! We're like complete opposites! My name is England; I like hugs and cooking~
  • England: wow, we're complete opposites. So... what should we do now?
  • 2p!England: hmmmm... do you want to fight against one another to the death and take over each other's lives and ruin the lives of our friends and family? Y'know, like what everyone expects us to do when we discover our existence~
  • England: actually, I've got a better plan...
  • -After a day of intense planning-
  • France: OH MON DIEU! ENGLAND JUST CHASED ME ACROSS EUROPE FOR A HUG!!
  • America: DUDE, HE TRIED TO FEED ME SOMETHING WHILE SKIPPING!!
  • Spain: I SAW TWO OF THEM SMILING CREEPILY AT ME AFTER MY NAP!!
  • Russia: I'm... creeped out...
  • Germany: I... I think I'm going crazy...
  • Italy: *fainted ages ago*
  • England: ha ha ha! That's what you lot get for making fun of my food yesterday!
  • 2p!England: that was super fun! Let's do that again but in my dimension~~

anonymous asked:

Fae!KO picking up Jack while hes talking to Alexis and going "Nope. Family time now Jack~" poor Jack is just so confused why this crazy not-dad-but-still-dad of his is so clingy all of the sudden. "W-we were just about to bead something? Why are we-" "Hush little one/kisses his head/I need to groom you."

Unfortunately, this sort of thing happens all the time with this group.  Knock Out and Breakdown have been doing this for literally years.  Jack isn’t even really fazed by it anymore.  He may grumble a bit at the time, but he knows deep down that if he ever seriously told Breakdown and Knock Out to get lost and never speak to him again, they probably would.  And for some reason, that idea just doesn’t sit right with Jack.  Sure, they’re weird, but it’s kind of nice having them around all the time.  Plus Knock Out gives the most excellent head scritches.

Bonus:

i can’t stop thinking about what kind of criers dan and phil would be. i feel like dan’s crying would be a slow build up. his eyes just get watery at first, and he tries so hard to keep it in, but eventually the tears start cascading down his cheeks. he’d get a runny nose and his forehead would crease out of frustration because he hates crying, but he does it all the time. when his crying hits its peak, he’d be a blubbering mess, wiping furiously at his tears and constantly blowing his nose. he doesn’t like to be comforted while he’s crying, but when he’s finished and all that’s left is tear stained cheeks, he’d cling to the closest thing, preferably another person that would play with his hair, rub his back, and comfort him quietly.

phil on the other hand is a quiet crier. it happens really suddenly because he’s not afraid to be emotional and soft. his tears build up and he doesn’t try to hold them back. his eyes get red and puffy, and he tries to wipe away the tears quickly with his sleeve. he gets sniffly, but hides it by taking deep breaths through his mouth. his eyes are glossy and doe-like when his crying reaches the climax. he likes to be held the whole way through, even if it’s just someone holding his hand or resting a hand on his knee. physical contact calms him down and helps him feel more real. his favorite thing is when people rub their fingers up and down his arm, it nearly lulls him to sleep, but it distracts him from whatever it is he’s crying about.

Man some people know so much shit about astrology and be like “Yes I am a sun Aquarius who was born on Jupiter but I turn into a Virgo every night there’s a full moon” and I’m just over here like “ummmmm I think I’m the lion one,…,.,,.,,,,,”

anonymous asked:

I'm tired of seeing Harry and all his models :((( if makes me feel bad about myself cause they all look so good tall and skinny and I'm the complete opposite. It just makes me sad and I'm always reminded that harry would never like a girl like me :(( and I know it shouldn't affect me but it does and I can't help it. I wish I wasn't so deep into harry and this fandom and tumblr. It sometimes has a bad influence:((( soz I just need to let it out :(

HARRY STYLES !!!!!! DOES NOT !!!!!!! EVER !!!!!!! DEFINE YOUR WORTH OR BEAUTY

HARRY DOES NOT OWN THE WORD “BEAUTIFUL” AND CERTAINLY DOES NOT OWN ANY STANDARDS ON WOMEN ! HARRY DOES NOT DEFINE YOU OR WHO YOU ARE

HARRY !!!!! AINT !!!!! SHIT !!!!! AND YOU DON’T NEED HIM TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE YOU AND DON’T NEED HIM TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE WORTH SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU SELL YOURSELF OUT TO BE !!!!!

AND IF HARRY MAKES YOU FEEL INSECURE AND MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH, FUCK !!!!!! THAT !!!!!! HE ISN’T IN CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE AND IS CERTAINLY NOT IN CONTROL OF YOUR SELF LOVE

FUCK THAT, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL

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Tristan und Isolde, but every time there’s a Tristan chord it gets faster.

Star Wars modern detective AU

I’ve been really terrible with drawing SW recently because I’ve had True Detective on the brain… Solution? Anakin and Obi-Wan as crime-solving, dysfunctional partners in a detective AU!

I mean, they could even keep their nicknames as “The Negotiator” and “The Hero With No Fear” here ;D And they’d have the good cop/bad cop thing going on during interrogations - although Obi-Wan constantly has to curb Anakin’s unconventionally violent tendencies… (“Hey man, I can’t control him. You should probably tell us the thing.”) 

Ok, so this may be weird since I made a big, emotional post this afternoon about how Tim Drake is so selfless and caring and too good for this world… but hear me out, Tim Drake Antisocial Personality Disorder AU.

Given his parents and background, the idea that Tim has Antisocial personality disorder, known colloquially as a sociopath (manipulative, impressive liar, charming when wants to be, generally doesn’t feel many emotions or care much for others) isn’t that extreme. I think he’d become interested in Batman and Robin because the thrill of unlocking Gotham’s biggest secret appeals to the arrogant part of him. He learns Batman’s identity and preens to himself and then sits on the information until the time is right. He’s seen the new Robin, he knows Jason Todd is going to mess up big time and Tim will have Bruce right where he wants him. Jay dies and Timmy puts on a cute lil sweater vest and his sweetest, fakest smile and proclaims that ‘Batman needs a Robin’ but oh no Mr. Wayne I’m not trying to replace your son (except he is) and he does and soon Gotham has her third Robin.

And Tim’s a good Robin, honestly. I mean you can have a personality disorder and still be a good guy, don’t stereotype. He just doesn’t feel much for pretty much any of the people he’s saving, can’t grow attached to any of his friends and allies, doesn’t feel angry at any villains causing harm. He’s just there being the hero because he likes the attention and adoration that heroes get and the supervillain lifestyle doesn’t fit his aesthetic. Time passes and little cracks in Tim’s perfect façade appear and people start to see what he really is. It’s fine though, you have to be a little weird to be a superhero anyway. So what if Tim has the emotions of a rock? Is it a requirement that heroes have to care or like people?? So Tim is able to be more of himself and yeah, he scares the crap out of people, but he’s a good hero. And while he may not have strong emotions for people, he does respect people he thinks are worthy and he does treat his “"friends”“ and ”“family”“ well because well, once they came into his life, they became his property and he keeps his things safe.

Tim’s never killed anyone, doesn’t mean he won’t, but he mostly respects Bruce’s wishes and, more importantly, knows his career is over if he breaks that rule. But that’s not to say Tim hasn’t purposely hurt people before. The truck carrying Captain Boomerang to prison got into an accident, Harkness was left paralyzed from the neck down. After Superboy died, Luthor suffered a frontal lobe hematoma that left him with the IQ of a third grader. When Bruce was struck down by Darkseid, he went in search of his mentor, and came back with a blood on his hands and a smile that said that Bruce was alive. Ra’s al Ghul has made no comments on what occurred in the desert, mostly because no one knows what happened to him. It’s nothing anyone can prove, and believe you, Bruce has tried to prove it even though he hopes against hope he’s just being paranoid. There’s never any evidence Tim Drake has done anything wrong and people are willing to, not turn a blind eye, but not quite see the whole picture.

Because Tim is still a hero, a brother, a son, a friend, even if he’s not quite got all his pieces together. He can be sweet, in his own cunning, Tim sort way. He puts only about 50% effort into maintaining his cover in private, just human enough so people will tolerate his presence. It’s okay, they know and they accept him as he is. In the small, shriveled part that Tim calls a heart, he appreciates that they don’t try to fix him and still care about him. He’s not perfect, but no one is and he does fight the good fight because it’s cool and, I don’t know, it’s the right thing to do he guesses. There are worse ways he could be spending his time.

So Tim will sit with his sharp, observant, but completely devoid eyes sipping a cup of coffee at breakfast. His face is expressionless. Jason says he looks like a dead fish and Tim mimes a smile and is already calculating revenge. Dick hugs his middle brother even though he know Tim derives no enjoyment from it, he does it mostly to make himself feel better, that he’s not totally abandoning his creepy lil brother the empty pit in his head. Tim puts up with it because Dick is so much worse when he fusses. Cass never really warms up to Tim, he’s something different, his body never says anything, his face doesn’t give any indication of what he’s thinking. He is wrong. Tim glances over his coffee cup at his sister, she is right. Damian and Tim have conversations about how foolish people are and how you can twist them to do what you want. These conversations are short as literally everyone will pull Damian away. It’s not that we don’t love you Tim, but you’re hurting Damian’s emotional health. You don’t want someone else like you, you’d hate the competition.

Tim just shrugs, there is no one else like him.

anonymous asked:

Today I went in a teachers class during his lunch and I just went and took two bananas out of my hoodie and just threw them on a desk. He looked very disappointed in me. Also I've been flashing bananas in windows and waving them at people and walking around with it in front of my crotch. Also I was talking to one of those military recruiter guys that come to school and I made him say hey to my banana after telling him I wanna jump out of a plane. Basically I'm a terrible person.

you’re the complete opposite and I love you for this

The main thing thing that bothered me about Netflix’s Atypical was that no one even bothered to mention that Paige definitely has ASD

People tend to have a generic idea of autistic people (Sam), but the Spectrum is soooo broad so you going to get polar opposites (Paige)

I understand that making representation for something as broad as the autism spectrum is extremely complicated
Especially with only 1 autistic character to “represent”

But having 2 autistic characters that are complete opposites, might of had a better response