and i'm gonna stop or i'll go on forever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAGITO!

*Credits to the author…there wasn’t a source where I found this but good job to whoever you are. 💖

Malcolm in the Middle sentence starters
  • "I am destined to be the most miserable person on earth."
  • "I want a sundae and then some pizza."
  • "So, what kind of socks are you wearing?"
  • "I will leave home forever! Or I'll never leave... whatever's worse."
  • "You don't have any friends."
  • "You spent $300 on sequins?"
  • "I want to wear my pajamas to school."
  • "I expect nothing and I'm still let down."
  • "I can smell colors."
  • "I have social skills, jackass."
  • "I'm just gonna go crawl under a rock now."
  • "People can't help what they like."
  • "In our house, 'feelings' is the F word."
  • "Are you trying to seduce me?"
  • "I'll get up when the world stops being a cruel joke."
  • "I know what you're gonna say and believe me, I totally agree."
  • "There was no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature."
  • "I was being sneaky and stuff."
  • "You're going down."
  • "Who's this dork?"
  • "You wanna go learn something about the real world?"
  • "Too bad. You're coming."
  • "I got the DVD player but we'll need to steal another $600 if you want the surround sound."
  • "Maybe we can figure out some sort of deal."
  • "Nothing exciting ever happens around here."
  • "I just wanted somebody to like me."
  • "She's cute, she's smart and she even lies to cops."
  • "I'm in ass heaven."
  • "I'm Mr. Cool."
  • "Why does everything end in a group suicide with you?"
  • "What happened to your face?"
  • "What happened to your pants?"
  • "Well maybe she wouldn't be a lesbian if you tucked in your shirt once in awhile."
  • "There was nothing they could do about it."
  • "I don't want to burn up any calories repeating myself."
  • "I just don't get why we're celebrating. It seems wrong."
  • "If he wants to marry a total stranger, that's his business."
  • "Have you really thought about what you're doing?"
  • "I'll spend the rest of my life being sweet to her."
  • "You will never connect normally with another human being."
  • "We photoshopped your head in."
  • "I have a need to show off."
  • "When they laugh, I'm sure they're always laughing at me."
  • "They're all jealous."
  • "I bet you feel like a jackass."
  • "This in no way justifies what you said before."
  • "It's ditch day."
  • "I'm surprised you didn't hear. Everyone was telling their friends... Oh."
  • "The professor of boozeology has some homework for you."
  • "What's he doing here?"
  • "I know I always say gossip rots your soul, but it doesn't count when it's this good."
  • "I'm so glad we don't have any secrets."
  • "I'm glad you told me."
  • "Feels good to come clean."
  • "I ended up at the supermarket, where I squeezed all the Wonderbread into balls, so the manager threw me out."
  • "Oh my God, I'm as unpopular as you?"
  • "You don't have to freak out, I know how to handle him."
  • "Thank you for inviting me."
  • "Are you trying to prove you can't go out in public?"
  • "This is your last chance."
  • "Don't try 911. They're not qualified."
  • "Maybe we need to look at ourselves honestly."
  • "You're a ruthlessly brutal thug."
  • "I have my moods."
  • "Look how it was my first impulse to criticize you, that just shows what a pompous asshole I am."
  • "I usually assume people are my enemy."
James Blunt {Sentence Starters}
  • "It seems easier just to run away."
  • "These are the words that I wish I'd said to you."
  • "Just take a breath for your own sake."
  • "I've been lucky. Guess I was born that way."
  • "How come you don't want to see me?"
  • "I want to know what love is, but it seems to come with so much pain."
  • "It seems you only want the things that you can't have."
  • "Behind the smile you're hiding all the things I know you want to say."
  • "I hope that you’ll stay the night."
  • "I want you more than I ever wanted- than I ever needed- anyone I ever knew."
  • "Is it ever gonna stop? Will they ever let you go?"
  • "Close your eyes and they'll all be gone."
  • "I know you want to know what's right, but I know it's so hard for you to do that."
  • "How come you've gone and left me alone?"
  • "No matter what I say or do, the message isn't getting through."
  • "No one's got much to say in this town."
  • "I really want you to really want me."
  • "Here I swear, forever is just a minute to me."
  • "I'll be the first to say I'm sorry, the first to say I'm stupid."
  • "And I see no bravery in your eyes anymore."
  • "Do you see the world through troubled eyes?"
  • "But don't go tearing your life apart!"
  • "How long you gonna leave me here standing?"
  • "Did I disappoint you or let you down?"
  • "If time is all I have, I'll waste it all on you."
  • "I am here for you, if you'd only care."
  • "Oh God it hurt, the moment that I saw you with someone else."
  • "And I love you, I swear that's true."
  • "You're beautiful. You're beautiful."
  • "Let's get into all kinds of trouble!"
  • "And I don't know what to do, 'cause I'll never be with you."
  • "I'm not supposed to be the one who's lonely."
Fall Out Boy (Save Rock and Roll) themed starters: Part 1
  • "Put on your war paint!"
  • "One maniac at a time we will take it back!"
  • "Dance alone to the beat of your heart"
  • "Hey young blood!"
  • "You broke our spirit"
  • "I'm gonna change you like a remix."
  • "I'll raise you like a phoenix."
  • "Be careful making wishes in the dark."
  • "I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart!"
  • "I'm a young lover's rage."
  • "My songs know what you did in the dark."
  • "You're the antidote to everything except for me."
  • "Burn everything you love, then burn the ashes."
  • "My childhood spat back out the monster that you see."
  • "So light 'em up!"
  • "I don't know where you're going but do you got room for one more troubled soul?"
  • "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead."
  • "Let's be alone together."
  • "We could stay young forever!"
  • "It's not my fault I'm a maniac!"
  • "My heart is like a stallion, they love it more when it's broke in."
  • "This is the road to ruin."
  • "I'm here to collect your hearts."
  • "I don't believe a word you're saying but I can't stop listening."
  • "My old aches become new again."
  • "Where did the party go?"
  • "I'm not gonna go home alone."
  • "I know I expect too much and not enough, all at once."
  • "I only wanted fun but you got me all fucked up on love."
  • "You and me are the difference between real love and the love on TV."
  • "Let's fade away together one dream at a time."

十束さんお誕生日おめでとうございます!ずっとずっと大好きです!

Ahh this took longer than I expected, but I’m glad I made it in time. Happy birthday, Tatara! There are too many things I love about you and if I start listing them I know I won’t stop. Orange just tweeted that he’s working on a story where Tatara is the protagonist, so I’ll be looking forward to more tears seeing more of him..!