and i'm going to do it on two films that pass that test

anonymous asked:

Hi I'm new to anime & I trust and admire u!!! What do u recommend??

Hey there! and yeeesss, i’m so glad you’re gonna give anime a try! there are so many good stories and plots in anime which dont exist in western media so it’s a great mode of entertainment! so as for recs, lemme copy and paste my previous list and update it to answer your question!

Currently watching:

Boku no Hero Academia - it’s a recent anime and it’s really good! i think it’s on course to becoming a really big anime that will last many seasons at this rate. the story is about a world where majority of the inhabitants are heroes cause they have quirks (powers).. and the premise is that the main character doesnt have one but he wants to be a hero so watch and see how the story unfolds!

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures (currently on 2nd arc) - macho anime with an excellent plot! the guys are hot and bara af haha and many of the memes are in japanese so watch the original subbed but if you prefer not to read, the dub isnt bad. it’s very memey but the story is really entertaining and has unpredicable moments

One Punch Man - a parody of a superhero anime. tbh this isnt really binge-watch material cause it’s like a running gag and the story unfolds after episode 5 so i’ve just been watching this during my cardio days in the gym. but it’s really funny and a good anime

Hunter X Hunter - this anime is popular and it’s about hunters. so the beginning has the protagonist wanting to be a hunter and then he meets some fellow hunters along the way. it’s one of the highest rated anime in MyAnimeList (the RottenTomatoes equivalent of the anime world) so yeah check this out!

Recently watched:

  • Shingeki no Kyojin / Attack on Titan - it’s the Game of Thrones of anime imo.. like it’s so GOOD.. it will just make you gag after every episode!!! it’s so intense and there are really badass characters. and the plot is really brilliant. like if you think season 1 was like WHAT THE FUCkk.. wait til season 2! this anime is crazy and exciting. not for the faint-hearted tbh cause it can be graphic and disturbing (also dont get attached. they could die!) but yeah, this anime is popular true and some say it’s overrated but that’s because it really deserves all the recognition and success it has for its amazing plot
  • Love Live! School Idol Project - i honestly just watched this like out of curiosity and just for kicks. i was not expecting to love it but after episode 3, i was like wait??? wasnt this anime supposed to be fun?? why am i crying?? so yeah, it’s super good, touching, entertaining and sweet! and the songs are really catchy and good.. TBH this anime is like so gay since there are no men (except Honoka’s dad) so yeah it passes the Bechdel Test with perfect score
  • Love Live! Movie - the conclusion to the anime! 
  • Love Live! Sunshine - i watched this like a few months after finishing Love Live! cause i loved the original girls and i was worried i wont like these girls.. but honestly, you will appreciate them. and it’s EVEN GAYER.. and is soo good too! 
  • btw tell me who your fave girls/best girls are after watching Love Live and Sunshine. my best girls are Umi Sonoda and Yo Watanabe :>

Anime watched/finished:

  • Kimi no Na Wa - universally lauded and recently released! it’s the best film released in 2016 imo. i swear it’s really next level storytelling
  • Rurouni Kenshin - i think i watched this anime twice/thrice.. It’s so suspenseful. it’s about samurais. and this anime made me interested about Japan’s history. it’s kind of a period drama with amazing fight sequences. and it’s critically acclaimed. it’s my father’s all-time favourite anime
  • Rurouni Kenshin OVA - it’s a prequel. also more violent and tragic than its anime counterpart.. like it’s really different from the series. but it’s so good. you’ll find out how Kenshin got his iconic X mark from here!)
  • Ghost Stories - THE DUB IS A MASTERPIECE! THE SUBBED IS SHIT. TRUST ME. the DUB is the popular one too cause it’s the superiour version. You really have to see this one. the anime bombed in Japan so the english dubbers got all the rights for the anime and they gave the go signal for the dubbers to do whatever the fuck they want and the end result is fucking hilarious. it shits on the Scary Movie Franchise tbh
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica - i swear do not be deceived.. it is a really intense and surprisingly dark anime with excellent plot twists
  • Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - super funny anime. if you need a laugh, this will really lift you up. i watched the first two episodes in sub and dub back to back.. and i can vouch that the voice actors for the English dub are excellent. it’s actually even funnier.. but if you prefer subs, then that’s fine. it’s just the lines are more humorous, expressive and have more variety :) Nozaki’s voice is also attractive in the dub.. it’s still very Nozaki imo. this anime pokes fun at the shoujo manga yet still has romantic elements. it’s mostly comedy though
  • Jigoku Shoujo / Hell Girl - angst, tragedy, philosophical anime analysing humanity’s hatred, need for vengeance, and suffering. Futakomori or the 2nd season is my favourite but it’s worth finishing the entire series. 3rd season is very painful to watch though and you dont have to watch that one tbh if you dont want to lol
  • Yu Yu Hakusho - occult, spirit world, ghosts, and fighting. you most probably have heard of this
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters - 1st series starring Yugi. iconic!
  • Digimon - can be very intense! better than Pokemon imo
  • Cardcaptor Sakura - this is also suspenseful. like the premise is essentially that Sakura has to catch all the “monsters” that were freed from this book. and it’s up to her to “capture” them and put into cards. magic, fantasy, and beautiful animation
  • Ranma ½ - this was so funny but the ending was disappointing cause it got cancelled apparently.. i really hope this will go out of limbo and give us a proper ending like InuYasha did but i doubt it
  • Danganronpa (murder plot twists, intense and despair-filled storyline. click this to know more about the premise. it’s like Battle Royale meets CSI meets How To Get Away With Murder. btw i highly suggest you play this game (it’s available on Steam) instead of watching the poorly condensed anime. so buy it on steam or you can download it how you like cause it’s one of the best games ever. and if you plan on watching this, there is no Danganronpa 2 anime so yeah just play the first game tbh. here’s a trailer of the game if ya dont wanna play the games then you can watch the anime. and after watching this, here’s a link of the playthrough of the 2nd game. it’s super fun, full of plot twists, and interactive)
  • Yuri On Ice - it’s a really cute gay anime. people will argue it isnt and its queerbait but i’m gay and alot of the things which happen are too much for just bros to do so yeah, i believe it’s canon gay or mlm. and i enjoyed it so you watch it and be the judge
  • Blood+ - vampires and sword fighting
  • Ghost In The Shell - it’s a sci-fi movie
  • Yakitate Japan - baking and cooking!
  • Getbackers - still up to debate if the duo are gay but if you google art of them, there have been official art released and it’s so gay lol. but yeah it’s shonen genre and it’s not canon gay
  • Cowboy Bebop - a CLASSIC. the dub is great!!

I don’t remember if i finished these but I watched a lot of episodes enough to recommend it and will rewatch them soon to relieve memories. I’m pretty sure I tuned in though and watched like 80%:

  • Fushigi Yuugi (i think this is shoujo but it has a nice adventure storyline)
  • Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood  (i feel like i actually finished this. idk why my memory is hazy concerning this anime. this is so popular. you should’ve heard of this iconic anime somehow. i watched and tuned in but i don’t remember how or when i stopped)
  • Gundam series (i think i finished the first Gundam and the second)
  • Tsubasa Chronicles (it’s like a spin-off of Cardcaptor Sakura but they’re like all grown up and the plot is different)
  • Naruto
  • One Piece (i watched like the first four seasons)
  • Bleach (i remembered watching until episode 40 omg)
  • Great Teacher Onizuka (this is so funny tbh. i think i watched almost all of it)

Studio Ghibli films I watched:

  • Spirited Away
  • The Wind Rises
  • Ponyo
  • Tales from Earthsea

Anime I plan to watch (many suggested this to me and i plan on watching them so i’ll write them down here) :

  • Koe no Katachi (A Silent Voice)
  • Anohana The Flower We Saw That Day
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Tokyo Ghoul
  • Re: Zero
  • Your Lie in April
  • Shin sekai Yori
  • Gintama
  • More of Makoto Shinkai’s movies like 5 centimetres per second, etc.)
  • More Ghibli films too
  • Final Fantasy XV: Kingsglaive (after i finish FFXV game im watching this one)
  • Persona 4

Here you go!!!! I know it’s an extensive list. I’ll probably make this a masterpost of anime recs and will update this list, and add more soon. If you have any questions or anything, don’t be shy to message me! :)

[last updated: 15 September 2017]

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Originally posted by minidodds

Rafael tapped his foot impatiently on the floor. How long did it take for an uber to arrive? he thought, glancing at his watch for the fifth time. It was already 2.30 and his wife’s antenatal appointment was at 3.

This was the one, the big one. He couldn’t miss another appointment. The only one he had attended so far was the initial check up. The second appointment he had walked into halfway through, for the third he arrived as the his wife was walking out and he had forgotten the fourth altogether.

This appointment was the appointment. The one where they would officially be allowed to know the sex of the baby.

Rafael climbed into the cab, “Mount Sinai Hospital, please.”

He settled down into the back of the cab and looked down at his phone, fingers hovering above the seven unread text messages. Hesitation; a feeling Rafael often ignored. If he read these messages, he would inevitably be obliged to go back to this office, to file an injunction, or another equally important legal document. No, Rafael tucked his phone into his jacket pocket, he would have to live in blissful oblivion for the next hour. The next hour was for his wife, his baby, his family.

Glancing at his watch again, 2.40, Rafael thought, had the car even moved? I can’t be late to find out how the rest of my life is going to turn out.

Rafael smiled, today, he would know if he was having a son or daughter. Or the third option was that he would spend the rest of his wife’s pregnancy sleeping on the couch.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time."
  • "I'm in lesbians with you."
  • "This is good garlic bread."
  • "Bread makes you FAT?"
  • "You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!"
  • "If you want something bad, you have to fight for it."
  • "Break out the L-word."
  • "What kind of tea do you want?"
  • "You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone"
  • "Did you really see a future with this girl/guy?"
  • "Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b!"
  • "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
  • "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
  • "I have to go pee due to boredom."
  • "Like... with jet-packs?"
  • "Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question."
  • "If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?"
  • "Next time, we don't date the girl/guy with eleven evil ex-boyfriends/girlfriends."
  • "We have an unfinished business. I and (s)he."
  • "Don't you talk to me about grammar!"
  • "That was a test _______, and you passed."
  • "That gossipy bitch."
  • "I've never even kissed a guy/girl before."
  • "! What's the website for that?"
  • "Freeze! Vegan Police!"
  • "It's milk and eggs, bitch."
  • "(S)He punched the highlights out of her/his hair!"
  • "This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad.""
  • "We are here to sell out and make money and stuff."
  • "Guess who's drunk!"
  • "Pirates are in this year!"
  • "Believe it or not, I used to date _______ in high school."
  • "Is that the Uma Thurman movie?"
  • "Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories?"
  • "All of our shows are secret shows."
  • "Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours!"
  • "Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday."
  • "Um, _______, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done..."
  • "Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?"
  • "Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it."
  • "Kick her in the balls!"
  • "You just headbutted my boyfriend/girlfriend so hard he burst."
  • "I have to pee."
  • "Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway."
  • "Is this an envy-related dream again?"
  • "Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else."
  • "Somebody bring me my board!"
  • "So, what can I *censored* get you?"
  • "How are you doing that with your mouth?"
  • "They're called jobs, something a *censored* ball like you wouldn't know anything about."
  • "Let's both be girls."
  • "The only thing separating me from her/him is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass."
  • "Look, I didn't write the gay handbook."
  • "Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey... some sooner than others."
  • "But you can't... cheat... death."
  • "I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."
  • "Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he."
  • "Steal my boyfriend/girlfriend, taste my steel!"
  • "You had a sexy phase?"
  • "Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check."
  • "What a perfect asshole."
  • "I want to have his/her adopted babies."
  • "_______, you're the salt of the earth."
  • "Do that again, and I will end you!"
  • "You broke the heart that broke mine."
  • "I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face."
  • "You'll pay for your crimes against humanity."
  • "You cocky cock!"
  • "Is there anywhere you don't work?"
  • "Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it!"
  • "You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives?"

anonymous asked:

I'm so worried that Matt/Karen is going to be endgame. Like don't get me wrong, I adore Karen paige as a character and her friendship with Matt is important to me as well, but the romance makes it awkward and I feel like they would be unhappy in a relationship. Because they definitely care about each other but they butt heads like Matt and foggy. Also, I think Matt would always yearn for elektra and the freedom he feels when he's doing what makes him feel alive, that Karen doesn't quite get.

Oh friend, I worry too. I’ve shared some thoughts on this topic before, so apologies if I unintentionally cover any familiar territory in my response!

I ultimately think Karen’s character AND storyline are best served if her relationship with Matt stays focused on rebuilding the friendship and not the romance. Because whenever they’ve tried to focus on the romantic angle of Matt and Karen’s relationship, 10/10 it’s made Karen look like a dithering idiot, which isn’t a great look. And while this may have been super unintentional on Marvel / Netflix’s part, it also didn’t help having both halves of this potential endgame couple paired up and playing off of Elektra and Frank, both of whom created so much more interesting, emotional character development for their counterparts and have more natural chemistry* (both platonic and romantic) with Matt and Karen than the latter two could ever hope to have with each other. 

*Some have argued that chemistry is not important in evaluating show pairings, and I very much have to disagree. TV is a visual medium and part of what makes this stuff work is being able to 100% believe the pairing you’re watching on screen, otherwise why tf do we get invested in the relationships we see portrayed in tv / film or bother with casting directors or chemistry tests? 

But look, a part of me has already accepted the inevitability of the show going back down the MattKaren path, and at the end of the day I just want a Daredevil show with GREAT storytelling and GREAT character moments and if you can find a way to make that relationship make sense while serving the story in an exciting way and not b/c they happened to be the only two attractive ppl in the room, then whatever…I’ll still be there for Matt / DD but you best believe I’ll be giving any kind of romance* a hard pass because of everything that was built up before…any kind of romantic about face for either Matt or Karen will just feel forced, and tbh, a real disservice to the emotional foundation established between Matt and Elektra. 

*My two exceptions would be Black Widow (never happening in this universe lol) or Kirsten McDuffie, who is the only non-Elektra love interest I’ve actually liked in the comics. 

And looping back quickly to the friendship points, can I also just say that I’m a little preemptively salty that any rebuilding for Matt and Karen will probably come at the expense to his rebuilding his friendship with Foggy? Maybe I’m just being cynical but I can totally see this being a thing, despite Foggy needing to be the more important relationship to mend on the show imo. My random hope and theory is that they can try to avoid any sidelining by making the relationship aspect about all of three of them, rather than just the individual connections. As problematic as some of the Foggy/Karen stuff was in Defenders, I did like the idea that these issues they have with Matt need to be addressed as how they affect the three of them as a trio. 

And sorry for repeating this again, but this is 100% why friendship and family needs to be the focus of Matt’s rebuilding arc next season, NOT romantic love. Elektra is always going to be THAT person for him, and they really clearly established just how far Matt was willing to go for his love (to the death!!). So if you don’t want to completely undercut and undermine the emotional significance of what’s already established before but still allow Matt to grow as a character, let him realize he can find his anchor in family! In his avocado family and his Defenders family and his real family! 

Sorry that got a little rambly at the end there…hopefully you were able to pick out something halfway interesting out of my word vomit on the topic :).

Placebo lyrics sentence starters
  • "I've never been an extrovert, but i'm still breathing."
  • "I gotta get high, before I go outside."
  • "I'm in alcoholic kind of mood."
  • "I know, you've got me wrapped around your finger."
  • "I know, the past will catch you up as you run faster."
  • "I know, the last in line is always called a bastard."
  • "We were born to lose."
  • "It's either you or me."
  • "S/he stole the keys to my house and then s/he locked herself/himself out."
  • "I'm confused and racked with self-doubt."
  • "Don't you wish you'd never met her/him?"
  • "You don't care about us."
  • "You're too complicated, we should separate it."
  • "Think I'll leave it all behind, save this bleeding heart of mine."
  • "I'll take it by your side."
  • "Without you, I'm Nothing."
  • "Without you, I'm Nothing at all."
  • "Don't let me down."
  • "Your smile would make me sneeze."
  • "I'd pay to have you near."
  • "Don't forget to breathe."
  • "Another love I would abuse, no circumstances could excuse."
  • "I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind."
  • "There's nothing here but what here's mine."
  • "Never thought I'd fill with desire."
  • "Never thought I'd feel so ashamed."
  • "Never thought all this could back fire."
  • "Never thought you'd fuck with my brain."
  • "Say goodbye."
  • "You must realise that you're never alone."
  • "I'm a man, a liar."
  • "Now it takes him all day just to get an erection."
  • "Things aren't what they seem."
  • "I dream of a face that is pure as perfection."
  • "Hey motherfucker, I'm after you. I know where you live."
  • "Change your taste in men."
  • "Come back to me."
  • "Join the masquerade."
  • "I'll describe the way I feel; weeping wounds that never heal."
  • "No escaping gravity."
  • "Draw your final breath."
  • "Every time I rise I see you falling."
  • "Can you find me space inside your bleeding heart?"
  • "I was never faithful, and I was never one to trust."
  • "I'm forever black-eyed, a product of a broken home"
  • "I was never grateful, that's why I spend my days alone."
  • "I wrote this novel just for you."
  • "I wrote this novel just for you, that's why it's vulgar, that's why it's blue."
  • "Those motherfuckers got it wrong."
  • "They said I should get expensive help to fix my head."
  • "I don't care for myself."
  • "Run away from all your boredom."
  • "Run away from all your whoredom."
  • "All it takes is one decision."
  • "Run away!"
  • "You're the one who's always bruised and broken."
  • "I understand the fascination."
  • "I understand the fascination, I've even been there once or twice or more."
  • "Please don't die."
  • "It seemed a place for us to dream."
  • "Love can die."
  • "Wake up..."
  • "I've got problems with the booze, nothing left to lose."
  • "I'm faithless... I'm scared."
  • "I'm on my own for far too long."
  • "She's insane, this friend of mine."
  • "Always stays the same, nothing ever changes."
  • "Hold your breath and count to ten."
  • "Beware this troubled world."
  • "Soulmate dry your eye."
  • "Soulmates never die."
  • "Hush, it's okay."
  • "See you at the bitter end."
  • "There's something rotten down here..."
  • "Don't forget to be the way you are."
  • "The only thing you can rely on is that you can't rely on anything."
  • "Don't go and sell your soul for self-esteem."
  • "Remember me..."
  • "Well I've seen you suffer, I've seen you cry the whole night through..."
  • "I'll be your father, I'll be your mother, I'll be your lover, I'll be yours."
  • "I'll be yours."
  • "Well I've seen you suffer, I've seen you cry for days and days..."
  • "You never were a genius."
  • "Yes I know you're the jealous type."
  • "Walk away!"
  • "Protect me from what I want..."
  • "Maybe we're victims of fate."
  • "Remember when we'd celebrate? We'd drink and get high until late."
  • "Now we're all alone."
  • "Come on fallen star I refuse to let you die."
  • "I've been waiting far too long!"
  • "Be mine."
  • "I was alone, falling free..."
  • "What happened to us, what happened to me?"
  • "Baby...did you forget to take your meds?"
  • "I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget."
  • "I will be the one to make you crawl!"
  • "I came down to wish you an unhappy birthday."
  • "Someone call the ambulance..There's gonna be an accident."
  • "I can see in the dark."
  • "I will be the one to watch you fall."
  • "I will find you!"
  • "You're always ahead of the game, I drag behind."
  • "You possess every trait that I lack."
  • "You got A's on your algebra test, I failed and they kept me behind."
  • "I just gotta get off my chest, that I think you're divine."
  • "You let me down before."
  • "I'm medicated...How are you?"
  • "It's the pills that bring you down."
  • "It's between you and me."
  • "It's the pills that pick you up."
  • "It's the special way we fuck."
  • "Fall into you, is all I seem to do..."
  • "I'm afraid to be alone."
  • "This house is no longer a home."
  • "Don't give up on the dream!"
  • "Tear us in two, is all it's gonna do."
  • "Don't go and leave me."
  • "Please don't drive me blind."
  • "I'd fill your every breath with meaning."
  • "I'll find a place we both could hide."
  • "You don't believe me."
  • "You do this everytime."
  • "I know we're broken."
  • "Your eyes forever glued to mine."
  • "I know I broke it."
  • "I know I broke you."
  • "It's horrid to see you again."
  • "When I dream, I dream of your lips."
  • "When I dream, I dream of your kiss."
  • "When I dream, I dream of your fists."
  • "I was not honest."
  • "And I'll wait my turn,to terrorize you."
  • "Can't you see these skies are breaking?"
  • "one of a kind is all I own."
  • "I wanna try but I get annoyed."
  • "In the cold light of morning the party gets boring, you're high."
  • "In the cold light of morning,You're drunk sick from whoring and high."
  • "You are one of God's mistakes."
  • "You're a waste of skin."
  • "You're waste of space."
  • "It's a song to say goodbye."
  • "Well now you need me more than I need you."
  • "You wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me?"
  • "It doesn't hurt me."
  • "You don't want to hurt me."
  • "So much hate for the ones we love."
  • "Tell me, we both matter, don't we?"
  • "Let me steal this moment from you now."
  • "The way you're dancing makes me come alive."
  • "Move closer, I wanna feel your touch."
  • "The way you're moving, makes you all that I desire."
  • "You are the one who took my place."
  • "And it was a leap of faith I could not take."
  • "And it was a promise I could not make."
  • "You are getting in the way!"
  • "I have nothing left to say."
  • "I will pretend it didn't hurt."
  • "You are a cheap and nasty fake."
  • "I am the bones you couldnt break!"
  • "I always aimed to please."
  • "I nearly died."
  • "For what it's worth?"
  • "Come on walk with me."
  • "Got no friends, got no lover."
  • "I've been wasting all my time!"
  • "I got no energy to fight."
  • "I don't see the point in trying."
  • "All of my wrongs, and all my wicked ways,Will come back to haunt me."
  • "He wrote all the songs I hope to write someday."
  • "Looks like the devil is here to stay."
  • "We'll kiss and tremble with the delight."
  • "I had so very much to say."
  • "I pretended I was okay."
  • "So I haven't given up."
  • "A heart that hurts, is a heart that works."
  • "No one can take it/you away from me."
  • "I long, I burn to touch her/him/you just the same."
  • "Don't let them get their way!"
  • "There is no law we/you must obey!"
  • "Damn you all to hell!"
  • "Time will help you through..."
  • "The sound of silence grows."
  • "The two of us are rebels."
  • "The payback is here, take a look, it's all around you."
  • "You thought you'd never shed a tear."
  • "This ain't no singing in the rain."
  • "You can run but you can't hide!"
  • "No one here gets out alive."
  • "Breathe me every time you close your eyes..."
  • "Taste me every time you cry."
  • "This memory will fade away and die."
  • "Just for today, breathe me and say goodbye..."
  • "How many times?!"
  • "Now I can't look you in the eye!"
  • "And I don't even want to try."
  • "Every word from you is a lie."
  • "I'm always falling on my face."
  • "I don't think that you're aware of the cost."
  • "Stupid me to believe that I could trust in stupid you!"
  • "Don't leave me here to pass through time!"
  • "I don't know where to begin."
  • "Don't leave me here."
  • "I'm sick of fighting..."
  • "The cold is biting..."
  • "My broken spirit is frozen to the core."
  • "Don't wanna be here no more."
  • "Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes?"
  • "And wouldn't it be good if we could wish ourselves away?"
  • "You must be joking!"
  • "You don't even know a thing about it!"
  • "You've got no problem."
  • "I'd stay right there if I were you!"
  • "The grass is always greener over there."
  • "I don't want to be alone."
  • "I'm alive, so alive."
  • "I'm in a desperate situation."
  • "Now there's a hand print on your cheek."
  • "Is it my imagination?"
  • "Let me pay you back in kind."
  • "I always watch you when you're dreaming"
  • "I always watch you when you're dreaming because I know it's not of me."
  • "I smoke a dozen cancer sticks."
  • "We run for our lives."
  • "Promise me that we will make it through."
  • "Don't worry baby - it's just the end of the world."
  • "I refuse to remain in regrets."
  • "I've existed too long in secrets."
  • "Help me start to heal."
  • "Every one of my needs will be met."
  • "I refuse to be left behind."
  • "I know you want to stop."
  • "Be glad for what you got."
  • "I recognize the smile."
  • "There are some things I cannot forget."
  • "It may be for a while, I'll pretend we've never met."
  • "And maybe we will part."
  • "Will your paranoia keep you warm?"
  • "I will still enjoy to watch you fall."
  • "Stop!"
  • "I try every day"
  • "I try every day, to think of something deep to say."
  • "If I am an extra in the film of my own life, then who the hell is the director?"
  • "Show me how to live."
  • "There's a riot in my head."
  • "Let's fight until the end of days."
  • "Let's destroy and let's devastate."
  • "I know where you live."
  • "Time is money, bastard."
  • "You are so beautiful."
  • "Love claims to have the answer."
  • "Can you imagine a love that is so proud?"
  • "We are loud like love!"
  • "If you were mine, then we would know!"
  • "And with our bodies entwined we will know paradise."
  • "My computer thinks I'm gay."
  • "I got too many friends."
  • "I'll never be there for you/them."
  • "I am a small and gentle man."
  • "Hold on to me..."
  • "My behaviour is hard to understand."
  • "But I'm still doing all I can, to try and get me some redemption."
  • "And I'm knee deep in sinking sand, crying out for your attention!"
  • "Rob the bank!"
  • "Take me home, then make love."
  • "There wasn't much I used to need..."
  • "Now my mistakes are haunting me."
  • "I've lost the power to understand what it takes to be a man."
  • "You tried your best to be a friend to my heart."
  • "I saw you wanted this to end."
  • "Please no grieving, my love, understand?"
  • "Now I feel I've lost my spark."
  • "Can't you see I'm sick of fighting?"
  • "Can't you see I've lost my way?"
  • "All my dreaming torn in pieces..."
  • "As you wake does he smother you in kisses long and true?"
  • "Want you so bad I can taste it!"
  • "If I could, I would hover while he's making love to you, make it rain as I cry."
  • "Your touch, I cannot regret!"
  • "You're so my kind."
  • "You're so my kind, erotic and devine."
  • "To me you're more than a human, you are more complex."
  • "You are like a fallen angel."
  • "Look me in the eyes, say that again."
  • "Knock me off my feet like heroin."
  • "No need to disguise or to pretend."
  • "Tonight's the night that we begin the end."
  • "I tried, God knows, I tried."
  • "There's nothing you can do to change my mind."
  • "I don't enjoy to watch you cry."
  • "Blame me for the sorry state you're in."
  • "I love you more than any man, but something's getting in the way."
  • "I do you harm because I can for the second time today."
  • "When I get drunk, you take me home and keep me safe from harm."
  • "I ask you for another second chance, but then I drink it all away."
  • "I was so delicate when we began, so tender when I spoke your name."
  • "Now I'm nothing but a partisan to my compulsion and my shame."
  • "You know, I'm grateful, I appreciate."
  • "Then I run away to wonderland, and disappear without trace."
  • "Can't you see there's a world out there?"
  • "Don't be scared."
  • "Babe I'm gonna be your man!"
  • "And it's plain to see you were meant for me."
  • "I wanna be your toy."
  • "I've been smoking too long."
  • "I wanna turn you on."
  • "I'm only a person."
  • "Open up your heart, let me slip inside."
  • "Lie to me."
  • "Drink you pretty."
  • "My mother told me, that you're never lonely when you're laughing all the time."
  • "My father told me, that you're always lonely when they're all laughing at you."
  • "He tries to impress her, mentally undress her."
  • "Theres a look on your face I would like to knock out."
  • "All I want is to see you in terrible pain."
  • "Theres no light in your eyes and your brain is too slow."
  • "Fuck you."
  • "So fuck you anyway."
  • "Makes me sick when I hear all the shit that you say."
  • "Theres a time for us all and I think yours has been, can you please hurry up cos I find you obscene?"
  • "I cant wait for the day that you're never around, when that face isn't here and you rot underground."
  • "Your eyes are almost dead."
  • "I wanna be much more like you."
  • "I wanna take a bath with you."
  • "I wanna say I do."
  • "The way your smile lights up the room."
  • "To jealousy I'll stay immune."
  • "She's a faker, always let's me down."
  • "Don't you make me frown."
  • "I never wanted the real thing."
  • "I didn't mean it."
  • "I'm the one to blame."
  • "Did too much cocaine..."
  • "One more time for me."
  • "Put your hands in the air, and wave them like you give a fuck!"
  • "The only place you’re truly free is cosy in your dreams."
  • "We need to concentrate on more then meets the eye."
  • "Patience comes to the ugly, not me."
  • "Laughter comes to the lucky, not me."
  • "Where is my mind?"
Send a symbol for a bad idea starter
  • 👹: Sucking on tampons coated in pop rocks
  • 👺: Driving a car that runs on tears instead of gas
  • 💀: Poking holes in their dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
  • 👻: Bringing back the Black Plague
  • 👽: Dying their hair invisible
  • 🤖: Buying an alarm clock that only play lullabies
  • 👍: Mending broken limbs with casts made of cement
  • 👎: Drinking 100% fat milk
  • 👄: Coming out oover social media as being straight
  • 👁: Cracking their phone screen in advance so they won’t be sad when the screen cracks
  • 👀: Going to a tattoo parlour and tell them to “surprise them”
  • 👅: Wearing a raincoat that dissolves in water
  • 💃: Avoiding having to raise their kids by selling it to Satan in exchange for their masters degree
  • 💇: Surprising their barber during a haircut
  • 🕶: Using ketchup flavoured toothpaste
  • 👛: Reusing old condoms because my muse already knows that they work
  • 🎓: Graduating from prison
  • 🦁: Stealing a lion from the local zoo to keep as a pet
  • 🐸: Making sure not to use somebody’s preferred pronouns
  • 🐧: Playing a guitar and a ukulele at the same time
  • 🐋: Buying a paper shredder that makes a digital copy of everything they shred so they can keep a record
  • 🐠: Testing their smoke alarm by setting their house on fire
  • 🐊: Moving into a crocodile exhibit
  • 🌵: Wearing underwear made out of a cactus
  • 🎃: Turning a nursing home into a haunted house
  • 🌝: Mooning their next door neighbor at the crack of dawn
  • 🌚: Making a Donald Trump makeup tutorial
  • 🌞: Rubbing sand in their eyes
  • ⭐️: Driving too fast for speed cameras to take a photo of them
  • ☂️: Using paper as a paperweight
  • 🍎: Throwing actual turtles at other drivers when they want to pass them like in MarioKart
  • 🍘: Cleansing their body of DNA
  • 🍥: Brushing their hair and teeth with the same brush
  • 🌽: Adding salt to instant ramen
  • 🍍: Creating a Chewbacca voice option for GPS
  • 🍼: Touching the inside of the oven to see if it’s hot enough
  • 🍾: Installing clapper lights in a movie theatre
  • 🍻: Killing a stone with two birds
  • ⚽️: Eating Nutella with chopsticks
  • 👾: Going to a bunch of old YouTube music videos and comment “still listening in 2016”
  • 🎹: Going back to their scene phase
  • 🚗: Creating permanent shoes for a lifetime
  • 🚀: Making soup on a stick
  • ⚓️: Playing catch with an anchor
  • ⛩: Starting a riot in every city until that guy called “4Chan” is caught
  • 📀: Making a 48 hour CD with nothing but vaporwave songs
  • 🔮: Creating a law stating all children must be named after the place of their conception
  • 🔪: Tap dancing barefoot in the shower
  • 💊: Using new white sheets while on their period
  • 💉: Injecting cocaine straight into their bloodstream
  • ✏️: Giving Jar Jar Binks his own film
  • ❤️: Making Bing their default search engine
  • ‼️: Making a book written entirely in captchas
  • 🎶: Making a 420 equivalent for heroin and other hard drugs
Winter Break

A/N: Because it’s winter and it won’t stop snowing in my new city every other day.

Summary: Umi wishes their distance could shorten - she hates winter.

“Umi-chan, Umi-chan!”

Sonoda Umi smiled into the camera of her laptop, watching as her girlfriend happily sipped from her mug of hot chocolate. Minami Kotori had the most gorgeous grin, especially now that they had seen each other after two weeks of pure study work. 

Now things had settled, and they were preparing for the long-awaited winter vacation. 

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anonymous asked:

Oh, Brogan. I'm so sorry about your excitement for Ant-Man. You're so brave for enduring such a terrible affliction. ;-)

So I know a bunch of people are annoyed that this movie exists because I just had a bunch of people message me to that effect. But I just want to talk about this for a minute because seriously I’m so freaking excited so YO LET’S TALK ABOUT ANT-MAN.

This is the first MCU film about being a parent. We were able to touch on this a bit with Hawkeye in Age of Ultron but this time we’ll actually have an opportunity to delve into the relationship between father and daughter and how that impacts fighting crime. Rad.

It’s a passing of the mantle story with a character moviegoers don’t really care about yet. Which is really, really important. There’s going to come a point where Chris Evans is no longer Captain America and RDJ is no longer Tony Stark. When that happens there are two options: recast the role or refill the position. The films have already introduced characters who have taken over the role of Captain America (Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes) and Iron Man (James Rhodes) in the comics, but we haven’t really had the chance to explore what passing that mantle will actually be like. This is a chance for the audience to get used to that idea before they have to experience with a character they already love.

Speaking of Sam Wilson, Falcon is totally in this movie. Like yes he’s in the end credits scene that everyone is talking about but also he’s in the actual movie. And Anthony Mackie is a glorious gift to all mankind.

Less CGI than any other Marvel film. This scene? Filmed in an actual bathtub. They shot all of the miniaturized scenes with macro photography lenses instead of just abusing computer animation like most people would be tempted to do and I think that’s super cool.

Paul Rudd shirtless. Hot damn.

We’ve been waiting for this film forever. Production began over fifteen years years ago and Edgar Wright first became attached in 2003. It was one of the first films they announced when the Marvel Cinematic Universe became a thing and was originally supposed to come out before the first Captain America and Thor films, but Marvel allowed it to be postponed a few times at Wright’s request so he could spend more time on Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and make a movie with his friend who had just been diagnosed with cancer.

It’s the reason Black Widow was even in The Avengers. The Avengers was originally going to have Wasp, but Whedon had to cut her from the original script because Ant-Man had been delayed until at least Phase Two and his attempts to introduce her without the luxury of a previous film establishing her character weren’t really working out. He ended up putting Black Widow (who was never intended to be in the film) on the team instead.

He names one of the ants Antony. Antony, guys. That’s hilarious.

Literally one of the first things they did after parting ways with the original director was improve Evangeline Lilly’s role. “I’m lucky enough to have gotten involved with the film when they were still rewriting it from the original Edgar Wright draft. I met with Paul Rudd in New York City before they really came out with the official new draft. I got a chance to sort of say, “Hey, why don’t you beef up my character and give her a really full arc?” I think one of the things that is easy to have happened in a superhero story is that the female character, whether she be a heroine or not, can often be the wart on the man. She’s just his accompaniment, she’s just there when he’s there, and there’s no real arc or story for her.There is such an appetite in the comic world from fans to see fully realized, full developed female characters, and Marvel are very supportive in that. All the suggestions that I put forward and the things that I would ask for, like, “What about this?” or “We can do this with her,” they were very amenable to it and they were very open to it. And then they would take it even farther. They would go away, and they could come back to me and say, “Oh, we’ve really done something incredible with Hope.”I kind of got lucky. I started out thinking I was walking into a film playing a supporting character. It’s now become a trifecta with myself and Michael Douglas and Paul Rudd. I’m not going to turn my nose up at that.”

The ability to shrink and grow in size actually has the potential to be really, really cool. Like this is some test footage they put together for ComicCon a few years ago on no budget and mediocre effects aside it actually looks pretty interesting? Like there’s so more than just changing your size there’s how it affects your momentum and things like that. You could actually kick ass with it.

anonymous asked:

Hi hilary, which one do you prefer a) CS TLK or b) a new & unique TL moment for CS that hasn't been experienced by any other characters before? I know it will be our death either way but i'm just curious about your preference :D

Here is what I think is going to happen.

I am looking for this episode to heavily parallel 2x06 (Tallahassee; CS’ first adventure together) and 1x22 (A Land Without Magic; Henry revealed as Emma’s TL/curse broken). Plus a bit of 5x10 (Broken Heart, we don’t talk about that).

The Tallahassee callbacks are pretty obvious, but there is also a lot of similarity to Emma’s 1x22 adventure. In that, she turned to Gold for help, and he sent her under the library to collect a True Love relic (the egg) and face a dragon. Emma successfully passed that test, got the egg, and defeated the dragon (a classic hero move). However, Gold then double-crossed her, took the egg, and skipped out. By the time Emma got back to Henry in the hospital, it was too late. He was dead. Her best efforts had failed, and she had lost him for good. Crying over him, she accepted and embraced her love for him, and wham. TLK, curse broken, Henry’s alive again, yay. But in that case, the TL adventure was NOT what saved Henry’s life, there was a moment where it looked like Emma had lost him for good, the villain who was initially helping her stabbed her in the back instead, and things looked at their most hopeless right before they were ultimately fixed. The setup is there for a similar trajectory.

Now you have Hades playing the role of Gold and sending Emma (and Killian) under the library to retrieve something with the promise of saving Emma’s TL. Just as in 1x22, they will face whatever metaphorical dragon is down there, encounter/retrieve the true love relic, and pass the test. They will have some kind of major TL moment that is probably more than just a kiss, and have it clearly confirmed on screen. But then, Hades will continue to play the part of Gold, betray them, and it will be too late. There will be some kind of moment where, as with Henry, it looks as if Emma’s best efforts have failed, and she has lost Killian for good. Paralleling Tallahassee where it ended with her voluntarily leaving him, this time she will probably be ripped away from him/forced out of the UW somehow with the others. Because then Hades will have everything he wants: Zelena, the heroes out of the way so they can’t keep freeing souls and meddling with his domain, and Killian still dead and stuck down there, with no apparent other way for him to be saved. I just don’t think 5x20 is going to end with him coming back to life and everything looking like it’s fixed; I think the angst train ride is continuing into 5x21 (Last Rites). We WILL get a major CS TL moment, but not Killian’s resurrection (yet).

I have said throughout that there would be two major moments in 5B: Killian choosing to be saved/freely deciding to return, and the “Darkest Before The Dawn” moment where it looked like the heroes failed in their mission. We got  Killian accepting his own worth and deciding to fight to come back to life in 5x15. Now we have to have the Darkest Before The Dawn where it looks like everything was in vain. We had it when Henry died prior to Emma TLKing him back to life. We had it in 5x10 (and fwiw, I was saying that that episode was going to be rough and things were going to look very bad at the end, leading into 5x11, and well, yeah). And we haven’t had that moment yet. CS has been a bit sidelined among the Zelena drama of the past few episodes, but they’ve still been fighting and together and whatnot. They have not yet faced the ultimatum of possibly and completely losing each other forever (even after Killian’s death in 5x11, the episode ended with them headed straight into the UW to rescue him). So, that may well be what it looks like at the end of 5x20, just as it appeared that Killian was completely lost to the darkness at the end of 5x10.

All of this leads us into 5x21. We still have “Prince Marcus” appearing in that episode, who is 99% likely Zeus. (Not Richard the Lionheart, alas alas). It’s entirely possible he intervenes somehow (and the thought of an OLDER BROTHER helping save Killian hurts my heart) and he and Killian defeat or overrule Hades together. Maybe Meg got to Olympus and told Zeus that Killian was a hero, whatever. We also had those pictures for 5x21 of Emma, Regina, Charming, and a few others (no Killian) with Emma looking very angry and upset (such as, say, she might be if they had been forced out of the UW by Hades’ betrayal and Killian was still down there). We also didn’t really see or hear about Colin filming anything for that episode until he was on set for the graveyard/funeral scene. Maybe you have Emma crying over him the way you had her crying over Henry prior to TLK in 1x22, and that’s what finally brings him fully back to life. It would also explain why Killian was in his DO outfit in those pictures of him and Emma from early 5x22 (the nighttime walking/hand-holding/kiss scene); those are the clothes he died in, and thus what real, physical Killian is actually wearing. Right now in the UW, they’re not interacting with his body (which is still back in Storybrooke) but his spirit. So if he’s just returned, that would be the outfit he’s wearing. Then of course he changes out of it, back to his regular clothes, for the rest of the finale adventure.

In sum: CS True Love confirmation is definitely happening this episode. But given the parallels to 2x06, 1x22, and 5x10, I’m thinking it ends on a giant, angsty cliffhanger, with CS torn apart against their will and apparently permanently separated, and 5x21 will be when he actually comes back to life (and hey, we could get TWO CS TL moments out of this. Not that I’m greedy).

Weird Thoughts - part four

Mace. Lies. SFW. Previous parts can be found on my fanfic page.

VidCon with her two best friends is exactly as it should be; stressful party time with her two best friends.

Hannah is pretty glad that she has a quieter than normal summer planned. There is an ache in her bones which she associates with a really long term kind of tiredness, and recharging the batteries would probably be a good idea. Resting doesn’t come naturally to Hannah, but Sarah had insisted.

“Hannah… last summer was Camp Takota. The summer before that was your tour. The summer before that you had just finished getting settled in LA. Just… take a bit of time, after VidCon, huh? You can still do videos, just less of everything else.”

Hannah had been all ready to protest, but they’d died on her lips when Sarah had given her that look, and Hannah had remembered that compromise was the recipe to a successful everything.

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