and i'm funny!

If ya wanna find out why Bucky is losing LoSInG hIS mInD then you’ve gotta read The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha on AO3! I was laughing so hard that I was in actual tears. It’s one of the most ridiculous, funny fics I’ve read in a really long time XD

Rating: Teen

Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Tony Stark

Summary: “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds.“

“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12912708/chapters/29501541

@rayshippouuchiha is also on tumblr making my life better

anonymous asked:

"I just saw the most relatable meme but you're on a solo schedule, your phone's dead, so how am I supposed to show it to you" with MoonRock?

[chat with: foodhyung]

[3:43PM]

hyung

hyung

hyung

hyung did you watch the video i sent

hyung

hyung c’mon

[3:44PM]

hyung

dammit is your phone dead

hyung

[chat with: ddana swag]

[3:46PM]

yo where’s binnie hyung

[3:47PM]

sanha i can see you reading these messages

yoon sanha

[3:49PM]

i know you like to bug the hyungs but what did i do to deserve this

[3:50PM]

your swag levels have been demoted for this betrayal

[ddana swag’s name was changed to ddana lame]

[chat with: loud]

[3:54PM]

hey where’s binnie-hyung

[received 3:54PM]

y

[3:55PM]

i need him to look at something

[received 3:55PM]

what is it

[3:55PM]

none of your business

[received 3:55PM]

tell me or i don’t tell you where he is

[3:56PM]

i don’t want to

[received 3:57PM]

i’m your loving, providing hyung. i deserve to know what’s so important

[3:57PM]

you threw egg at me this morning

[received 3:57PM]

i provided you with protein and the chance to improve your reflexes

[chat with: greenie]

[3:59PM]

hyung no one else is being helpful do you know where binnie is

[4:02PM]

hyung

[4:09PM]

hyung

hyung

hyung

[4:12PM]

does no one in this group carry their phone charger with them

[chat with: dumchit-hyung]

[4:16PM]

hyung i’m dying

help

[received 4:16PM]

??????

What’s wrong?

Did you fall during practice?

[4:17PM]

no

i’ve been trying to find bin

[received 4:17PM]

Jesus

Don’t scare me like that

[4:17PM]

also do you know where jinjin-hyung is

[received 4:18PM]

You know I don’t have trackers on all of you, right?

[4:19PM]

yeah

but you know where they are don’t you

[received 4:20PM]

Yeah

Jinwoo-hyung’s at the company building, they’re having a meeting

[received 4:21PM]

Bin is hosting The Show tomorrow and they had a rehearsal tonight

[4:22PM]

finally

thank you

[4:27PM]

so like bin’s phone is dead right

[received 4:27PM]

Why would I know that?

[4:28PM]

you’re dating, aren’t you

[received 4:28PM]

That doesn’t mean I’d know wether he charged his phone or not

[4:29PM]

but…?

[received 4:31PM]

Yeah his phone is dead

[chat with: the most popular of us all]

[4:33PM]

hey manager-nim

sorry to bother you while you’re out 

but could you please show bin this video?

it’s really important

thanks

[link sent: SUNMI(선미) _ Gashina(가시나) ‘Chicken Band Ver’ (Cover by Big marvel)]

[chat with: foodhyung]

[received 7:28PM]

i hate you and your memes

[7:32PM]

rocky swag

3

“When we get back… I think I’ll get a new suit made.” 
“Ugh I think it looks good on you Pidge,”  he blushed. 

When Pidge suddenly grows through a growth spurt XD and man does Lance start noticing her a lot more…


Thank you @rowaaaan for the request, it was super fun. Sorry I drew Lance last so by that time my hand was cramping really bad so that’s why there’s a quality drop 😫 but I just had such a funny idea in my head that I had to finish it ASAP! 

This is from this clothing post.

anonymous asked:

I never noticed that Barry covers his ears when he turns away from Iris I'm wheezing that's so silly

I know right like I love my boy a lot and there’s no doubt that he’s highly intelligent, but there is literally nothing about that scene that makes sense? like, sweetie, you turned around, so there’s no need to cover your eyes - except hang on you’re covering your ears? okay lol.

the only picture i have is kinda shitty buT i went to some christmas parade with a student/friend (questionable relationship tbh) and apparently she knew the guy driving the horse-drawn carriage so at one point he let me hold the reins and taught me to steer and stop and go and all o that

his horse was a 3-year-old Clydesdale gelding named Omo and he was super cute and sweet

they also had a mini horse named Miller there as a companion and he was a shithead and i loved him

really inflamed my desire to learn to drive lmao

The actual track names of reputation

1. *Clears throat*

2. BIG REPUTATION!! BIG REPUTATION!!

3. HAHDIDIDIDIDIDIDI DUH DUH JAH JAH

4. The note at 3:08

5. Isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it? Isn’t it?

6. *CLAP CLAP*

7. one, two, three

8. *DING*

9. go, gO, GO!!!

10. jag-you-ares

11. the beat in the chorus

12. aah aah aah

13. *cackle*

14. the dolphin body roll song

15. the notes trailing off

pidge as a baby

matt: awww!!! you’re so cute! can you say matt? :D 

pidge: m-matt!

matt: can you say cat? 

pidge: cat!!!! 

matt: can you say ‘algebra’? 

pidge: boi, you are the most unstable motherfucker i’ve ever met. i’m only 6 months old and you’re already asking me stupid ass questions like ‘can you say pythagoras’ theorem’ and ‘how many laws of motion did newton have’ shut your nerd ass up. you better shut the hell up. bring me my baby formula