and i'm a hoarder
El Paso Chapter 4: Watch Out or You'll Plow Up Snakes (A Richonne Fanfic)

Yessss! An update! Finally, a continuation of chapter 3, a setup for the rest of the story. *sigh of relief*

Thank you to @michonnesbooty for being such a patient and wonderful beta! 

Thank you for all the kind words you’ve all shared with me everyone. I truly, truly appreciate it!

I hope y’all enjoy it!!!

Fallout: New Vegas Quest Summaries
  • Ain't That a Kick In The Head: learn to walk
  • Back in the Saddle: honey... i woke up with a grenade launcher
  • By a Campfire on the Trail: Baby's First Fetch Quest™
  • Ghost Town Gunfight: crouch behind those crates and wait for it to be over
  • Run Goodsprings Run: you killed cheyenne you MONSTER
  • They Went That-a-Way: victor keeps saving my life and it's getting weird
  • ED-E My Love: it takes a lot to upgrade your robot child
  • Cold, Cold Heart: Yikes!
  • Wang Dang Atomic Tango: hurry up with that holotape mick i got a hot date with a fist
  • Ring-A-Ding-Ding!: Surprise, bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.
  • Heartache by the Number: cass, go wait in the bar
  • Still in the Dark: dude ignore the collar it's just some kinky shit i do sometimes
  • Eyesight to the Blind: dude I was Just up there, no way
  • You Make Me Feel Like a Woman: getting veronica out of her robes is surprisingly difficult
  • I Could Make You Care: Lesbians Don't Get Happy Endings
  • For Auld Lang Syne: one reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Guess Who I Saw Today: another reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Ain't Nothin But a Hound Dog: the last reason to go to Jacobstown
  • Crazy, Crazy, Crazy: shut up neil I'm here for my grampa
  • Old School Ghoul: You'll need the wiki to get my backstory, boss.
  • One For My Baby: u ok boone
  • I Forget to Remember to Forget: Worst Sleepover Ever
  • Return To Sender: lots of quick traveling
  • Bitter Springs Infirmary Blues: Lucky for you, I'm gay and a hoarder!
  • Oh My Papa: why do you hang out with deathclaws
  • There Stands the Grass: NOPE!: the Vault
  • Beyond the Beef: [leans in] so......... know anyone around here who...... eats human flesh.......?
  • Three Card Bounty: GOD DAMNIT, BOONE
  • Et Tumor, Brute: the one where a random courier performs brain surgery
  • The House Has Gone Bust!: Suck My Dick, Andrew Ryan
  • You'll Know It When It Happens: sir you appear to have tossed someone off a tower that's a bit suspicious
  • Arizona Killer: be honest, you went legion just for this quest
  • Eureka!: a single person does what literally an entire army could not
  • Veni, Vidi, Vici: hope you like football gear
  • All or Nothing: getting put in a robot's gonna suck but going to space is gonna be awesome
  • No Gods, No Masters: bitch you thought

I was tagged by @jinsasleep​ (!!!) and @saltyauntsuga (!!!) in this picture description thing here.  HEHEHH.  This was fun!  I don’t even know who to tag in this (I should have been in bed 3000000 hours ago) so if you see this and want to do it I TAG YOU.  

Every once in a while, I go through who I’m following and unfollow those who haven’t posted in a month or longer, and as someone who has been on this godforsaken website since she was sixteen years old, I always get the most unusual sense of nostalgia when I see the names I’ve been familiar with for years drop off my list. 

anonymous asked:

More Fuck Coworkers than customers. When I went to lunch the other cashier took over my lane for me, and when I came back I went to a different lane, so he is now working what had been my lane all day. At the end of my shift he goes to empty my re-shop bin and starts 'joking' about how I'm a hoarder cuz then in was so full. Like, dude..... I didn't go out and collect stuff to fill the bin, the customers did. And I was too busy to empty it? Like it's not a huge deal chill the fuck out.

Some time after Lars' Head(Steven Universe spoilers)
  • Ronaldo: HEY- its Steven, my good friend Steven.
  • Steven: Oh, hey Ronaldo, MAN my last adventure was rough.
  • Ronaldo: I'll bet I'll bet, meeting new people, Lars gaining superpowers, Great Diamond Authority being real, Lars gaining superpowers.
  • Steven: You all ready said superpowers.
  • Ronaldo: Did I? SO-does someone HAVE to die to become a Pink Person?
  • Steven: Ooooooooooh no-
  • Ronaldo: Or do I just need to be NEAR death? I could eat more fries to get a heart attack if you need me to!
  • Steven: Ronaldo I can't just resurrect you because you want powers, I didn't even know I could DO that, it might not work so easily!
  • Ronaldo: Oh come on, I'll only be a LITTLE dead, plus its not just powers but also having WAY more space for my anime figurines and planty costumes!
  • Steven: I understand a want for more storage than anyone, as I'm a Crystal Gem and therefore a hoarder, but its too risky!
  • Ronaldo: GRAH-my life is the worst! Without powers I'm nothing more than a legitimately published author with a girlfriend I may or may not have!
  • Steven: Oh yeah, congrats on the book by the way, really informative. I had NO idea Lars' last name was Barriga.
  • Ronaldo: Yeah that took a long while to find out for some reason.
  • Winston: Hello, my name is Winston and I’ve been addicted to Peanut Butter my whole life.
  • Pharah: My name is Pharah and I've been addicted to justice since I was a girl.
  • McCree: My name is McCree and I'm addicted to high noon.
  • Mei: I'm Mei and I'm addicted to crystal ice.
  • Tracer: My name is Tracer and I'm addicted to time distortion.
  • Widowmaker: I'm addicted to spiders.
  • Symmetra: My name is Symmetra and I'm addicted to light.
  • Hanzo: Genji and I have been addicted to dragons for over 10 years now.
  • Zenyatta: My name is Zenyatta, Genji is my addiction.
  • Genji: What.
  • Zarya: I'm a weight lifting addict.
  • Lúcio: I'm Lucio and I'm a sound addict.
  • Reaper: I'm a gun hoarder.
  • Reinhardt: I'm a shield addict.
  • Bastion: BWEEP BWEEP.
  • Torbjörn: I've been a turret addict for most of my life.
  • Roadhog: I'm a hooker… stop laughing.
  • D.Va: I'm a video game addict and I'm proud of it!
  • Mercy: I have been bringing the dead back to life for awhile now.
  • Junkrat: I'm telling you I'm not addicted to anything!
  • Soldier-76: Come on now, this isn't just for you, we’re all opening up.
  • Junkrat: Fine… My name is Junkrat and I'm “addicted” to explosives.
  • Soldier-76: See? its easy.
  • (Junkrat holding back a laugh)
  • Soldier-76: The room is filled with explosives, isn't it?
  • (Junkrat holds up a detonator)
  • Reinhardt: I WILL BE OUR SHIELD.
  • Reaper: I GOT MY GUNS!
  • Soldier-76: God dammit.
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