and i'll give you whatever you need

And that’s the difference between me and you. I would lay it all on the table and give you whatever you needed even if it meant hurting myself in the process but you only cared about the bare minimum: what made you happy and what didn’t inconvenience you.
—  Why? //n.b
Bloody Hell

Summary: Protective!Newt stepping in when a guy at a bar gets a little too close for comfort.

Word Count: 1,904

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Tag List: @dont-give-a-bother @ly–canthrope @myrtus-amongst-the-stars @red-roses-and-stories @caseoffics @whatinbenaddiction @studyforthreehands @benniesgalaxy @thosefantasticbeast2

WARNING: Creepy bar guy (minimal), Language (minimal)

Special thanks to @drdanwrites and @fantasticnewtimagines for talking through this idea and encouraging me to write it!

Newt is boiling. Oh, he’s absolutely pissed as he downs another drink, finishing it off by running his bare forearm over the froth caught on his upper lip. You’re across the room, clearly busy with Queenie and Tina as you play pool, but this one man’s been circling the table, his eyebrows apparently eternally raised as he watches the three of you play through the round.

He can hardly hear whatever Jacob’s saying in his ear over the noise. Deafening swing music pounds through the one-room bar. The new Friday drink special dragged a giant, sweaty crowd of people in to celebrate, and Newt’s constantly bumping shoulders with strangers that reek of whiskey and tequila.

He long ago rolled up the sleeves of his white button-down, a style of shirt he now regrets choosing, and his hair’s a mess – ruffled time after time by a drunk Queenie so that strands of it are constantly falling into his eyes. Still, he cares about none of that, attention focused only on you, watching your reactions as the man circles his way toward you again when Queenie excuses herself to head to the bar.

This time, the man goes too far, not just shouting something over the music, but instead stepping closer, hand reaching out for your waist, fingers trailing over the sliver of bare skin you were already nervous about showing off tonight.

But it’s not the way the man smiles at you that sends Newt leaping to his feet, nor is it how his hand lingers on your waist or the way he leans in to whisper something in your ear. No, it’s the look you send Newt – eyes wide, mouth half open in a small O, pleading for help.

And it’s that helplessness that the man is taking advantage of that sends Newt springing to his feet, chest burning in anger and frustration and pure disgust.

“’Scuse me.” He mutters without even looking at Jacob, shoving his chair back. Who in the hell does this man think he is, talking to you – touching you ¬– when you don’t want him to?

A jazzy tune breaks into motion as Newt weaves through the crowd. His hands are rolled into fists, jaw clenched so tight his teeth hurt, and his stride parts the dancers swaying in his way. The crowd shifts, and, through the gap, you’re still staring at him, frozen in shock and terror.

And then Newt’s at the pool table, stepping around the side and reaching for the man’s shoulder without considering how much smaller he is, how easily this man could probably knock him out. No, the only thought running through his whiskey-clouded mind is getting this guy far away from you.

Which is why he reaches across the table and shoves the man, sending him reeling backwards, arms flailing to catch his balance.

“Man, what the hell?” The stranger spits, his own words slurred and pissed as he regains his footing. You reach for Newt, but he shrugs your hand off his shoulder, stepping between you and the man.

“She isn’t interested.” His voice is low, dangerous, wavering on a dark note he didn’t know he had in himself.

“How the fuck would you know?” The man steps toward Newt, shoulders back, eyes boring a hole in the shorter redhead.

But Newt doesn’t back down, not even when you tug on his hand. This man terrified you, insulted you, touched you without your consent. He deserves whatever’s coming to him. “Just leave.

“And if I don’t? You’ll… what? Make me?”

“Yes.” Newt’s so drunk, he knows, and he knows he’ll regret not just taking your hand and leading you to another bar, but he also knows that there is not a single situation he’ll leave you undefended in, including one where he is clearly overpowered.

Keep reading

Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived 14/06/17

For details on #hogwartsreread read this post, but here’s my thoughts for today:

  • Hands up who can recite the first sentence by heart! Honestly such an iconic opening
  • I get super mad when movie characters don’t look how I imagined them but somehow I always forget Petunia and Dudley are blonde
  • Fuck all I can think about is how Jily are DEAD this is so sad
  • Why do I care so much about characters who are dead before the book has even begun??
  • When Vernon called Dudley a ‘little tyke’ it just made me think of these bad boys

  • Wizarding Britain is honestly giving zero shits today
  • Old man who hugged Vernon I don’t know who you are but I love you
  • ‘and a whisper, a whisper about the Potters’
  • Love that line
  • Vernon thought Harry was called Howard??? Nobody under 40 is called Howard
  • ‘appeared so suddenly and silently you’d have thought he just popped out of the ground’
  • …..since when was apparition silent?
  • Good old Daedalus Diggle what a legend
  • Can someone please make fanart of Madam Pomfrey complimenting Dumbledore’s earmuffs I need this in my life
Violent and Dark Starters 3
  • "I can give you whatever you want. All I need is your soul in return."
  • "Get on your knees."
  • "You are my slave. You are not allowed to have an opinion."
  • "What are you going to do to me?"
  • "Please... no...."
  • "All will perish."
  • "Submit to me."
  • "Fight back."
  • "Marry me, or else."
  • "This was all a trap, wasn't it?"
  • "I'll kill you if you don't do as I say."
  • "Now, come with me."
  • "You're so beautiful..."
  • "I'm not usually a violent person."
  • "Burn it all down."
  • "Your soul is mine."
  • "I don't care what you think."
  • "You betrayed me..."
  • "I am not yours to own."
  • "I lured you here."
  • "If not for me you would be dead."
  • "Fuck off."
  • "I will have everything I desire."
  • "You're insane..."
  • "The rivers run red with blood."
  • "I AM death."
  • "I want to hear you whimper."
  • "I will not bow to you."
  • "I am yours to do with as you please."

anonymous asked:

hello! so have no idea how bank accounts work. i know im supposed to open an account soon and all I've been getting is 'just tell them to open an account!' which... doesn't help my anxiety. can you give me a run down of what's going to happen and what I'll need to do? thank you!

It is actually super easy to open an account, you can do this! First, decide which bank you want to use. This can be based on whatever preferences you have, but ideally pick one that has many ATMs and doesn’t have a minimum deposit amount in the initial set-up. Some places will charge you if you don’t have a certain amount in the account each month, so avoid that.

You don’t have to make an appointment. You can walk into the bank and ask the teller or staff person “Who can I speak to so that I can set up my first bank account?” Then, you will sit down with someone who will help you set up your account. They will show you the options they have, and they might try to get you to choose a  fancier one, but if you just want the simplest one, pick that one and don’t let them convince you otherwise. You will then be given a debit card as well as checks, and you will choose a PIN for your new debit card. You may have to deposit a certain amount to get started using your new account, so be prepared for that. If you want to set up a credit card as well as a debit card, they can help you do that too, but you don’t have to.

The banker will be able to answer any of your questions, but that’s pretty much it! You can start using it pretty much right away!

Hope this helps!– Mimi

Which Character Should You Fight: Starmyu Edition (2.0?)
  • Hoshitani Yuuta: Why would you fight him? ... Then again, try it. He'll make you reconsider your decision and you'll become best buddies and sing a duet together. That's Miracle Hoshitani for you.
  • Nayuki Tooru: Why, though? He's so sweet! Then again, he's not exactly sane and could stab you with a kitchen knife if he feels threatened. Don't.
  • Tsukigami Kaito: You'd probably have a good chance against this nerd, but then all of his brother's friends and fans would skin you alive. Better not.
  • Tengenji Kakeru: The thing about friends and fans is still valid, except the guy can kick your ass himself. But do it. It'll be fun, you boor.
  • Kuga Shuu: Dude was a delinquent in middle school and won bloody fights against groups of people of unspecified numbers. Do you value your life? If so, don't fight Kuga Shuu.
  • Tatsumi Rui: If you're thinking about fighting Princess Rui, you're a terrible person and I hope the rest of Ayanagi Academy kicks your ass. Don't fight him. He's a sweet child.
  • Sawatari Eigo: Yeah, you could win a fight against him. But if he's without his glasses, it's an unfair advantage you got, and if he's with his glasses, you're an uneducated prick for hitting someone with glasses. Either way, you lose the moral ground here.
  • Ugawa Akira: Go ahead. He has grown as a character, but it'll still be fun to see you having your ass kicked by a 160cm guy.
  • Toraishi Izumi: He survived years of being Kuga Shuu's best friend. it means he'll either kick your ass, or you'll end up making out. Well, try it out. Unless you ain't into guys, that is.
  • Inumine Seishirou: That would be like kicking a literal puppy. Don't. (Also, both Ugawa and Toraishi would kick your ass.)
  • Ageha Riku: Only fight this nerd if he's in his pre-"got told by Tsukigami Haruto" phase. After that phase, though, please leave him alone. He has suffered enough.
  • Hachiya Sou: Remember the glasses thing? Besides, you don't need to fight him. He'll trip on his own step and punch himself on the face. Poor thing. Please let him be. He's already fighting hard fights.
  • Kitahara Ren: PLEASE FOR EVERYTHING THAT'S SACRED FIGHT HIM. He deserves a punch. Maybe ten. He'll probably destroy you and call you "guilty" afterwards, but well damn worth a try. Of course, it could bckfire and he could fall in love with you, but you'd feel a cathartic release for having beaten the guy. "Yuuzai janai" or whatever.
  • Nanjou Kouki: You can go ahead, but I'll have to warn you he'll get off on being beaten and you two will probably end this fight on his bed, with his sleeping satisfied smile and your very confused look as to what the heck just happened.
  • Ootori Itsuki: Please fight him. Dude needs some fun in his life and maybe that's just what he needs to have fun. Give the guy some fun. He'll probably thank you later.
  • Hiiragi Tsubasa: What have I said about hitting people who use glasses? Besides, he could get you suspended or expelled, even if you don't study at Ayanagi. Don't.
  • Akatsuki Kyouji: Please do it. He still kinda deserves it. Okay, just a little bit, but...
  • Christian Lion Yuzuriha: Dunno, man. Dude looks dangerous. You know, never trust the girly dudes to be bad at fighting. Last time someone underestimated a girly guy, he punched a nerd square on the face. Dude got knocked out cold.
  • Tsukigami Haruto: Unless you want to be eaten alive by his fans, better not. Even if he kinda deserves it.
  • Uozumi Asaki: He's gonna accept the challenge. And even if he loses, he'll be thankful that at least he got to blow away some steam. You'd be doing him a favor.
  • Futaba Taiga: He's a ray of sunshine! Why would you? But sure! You know he'll probably give you a swift beating all while smiling, but go for it!
  • Saotome Ritsu: What did I say about trying to fight pretty boys? Even more if they have pink hair! He's gonna destroy you so hard, not even your parents will remember your existence. You'll be erased from reality by a pink haired pretty boy.
  • Nayuki Yuki: Nope. Better not. She's gonna kick your butt. And if you're a grown-up, you don't wanna lose to a 13 years old girl now, do you?
  • Nayuki Tsumugi: Beware the quiet ones. Even worse than her twin. Better leave her alone, too.
  • Tavian: She's a cute little cat. You monster. I hope she scratches your face and Tengenji kicks your unmentionables for even thinking about fighting this precious angel.

anonymous asked:

I'm always late in everything. Time to get up, school, paperworks, sleep time, appointments... Literally, it doesn't matter what I need to do or where I need to go, I'll be always late. This is really pissing me off, sometimes I give up going somewhere or do things because I'll be late and it will look bad for me, and people will judge me, they already do actually. So I prefer to fake that I'm sick or whatever and don't show up than be late all the time.

I remember this. It sucks SO BAD. I figured out a solution. It takes some time to get sorted out, but you can do it.

First you figure out how long it takes to get from your door to the place you’re going.

Then you start looking at how long it takes you to actually be ready to walk out the door. When I did this, I found that it took me an hour, every time, no matter what I did.

So then I took steps to deal with this problem.

First, I had a launchpad by the door, where I set whatever I needed to take with me, as it was ready to go. I also kept lists in a notebook (I carry a small one in my purse or backpack) of what I needed to bring to certain events, so I could check and make sure I wasn’t going to forget anything.

Second, I set a reminder alarm for an hour before I needed to be walking out the door when I put an event into my calendar (I had a Palm at the time, so it was like I had a smartphone). I also set one for 15 minutes before I needed to leave, and one more for when I was supposed to be in the car on my way. This actually made it way more likely that I would be on time (or nearly on time) for things.

Like I said, it takes some work to get set up. But it’s do-able, and it definitely works!


anonymous asked:


Ok so, it’s ok that you don’t like tomedd. It’s totally chill my dude. You can like and dislike whatever you want. 

But hey, I put in the bio that this is blog haves Tomedd.

So you have the choice to read that, see it’s not your type of stuff and just leave. No need to leave some unnecessary message in this inbox with cringy bleach jokes and caps lock yelling or whatever. You can just leave and not bother anyone and waste my time, my friend. I’m not mad or anything just like meh. 

Just keep this in mind, if you see something you dislike then just let it be dude, don’t send unnecessary messages to the people who like Tomedd or any kinds of stuff. They are not doing anything wrong, just drawning stuff they like and that makes them happy. Unless they’re shoving it in people’s faces and yelling “SHIP THIS CAUSE ITS THE BEEESSSSTTTT” or “UGH THIS SHOULD BE CANON SO I’LL HARASS THE CREATORS TO MAKE IT CANON”  like yeah in that case they should stop. But in my case and many other people’s cases, we just draw for fun and for the others who enjoy it like us. It’s all fun and no one’s getting hurt. 

So yeah. If you don’t like ship art or blogs or whatever who aren’t doing anything wrong, just leave them alone and go on with your day without wasting someone’s time. 

I hope you have a good day my friend :)

oh and if this is a joke, nice my dude. thanks for wasting my time

  • Aaron: There you go, have a good first day back. Try and eat something healthy, yeah?
  • Liv: That won't impress him, he's already seen me on a drip.
  • Paddy: Knock, knock. Hiya. Oh! Brilliant. That's great. Excellent. How was it? Not that. You know what I mean.
  • Liv: I'll tell you on the way to school. You're giving me a lift, remember - I'm poorly. (both leave)
  • Aaron: Think they might like you.
  • Dr Mason: I'm sensing you're not as keen.
  • Aaron: What? Well, I dunno. I mean, I don't really know you yet, do I?
  • Dr Mason: It's my fault. Why didn't you wake me up?
  • Aaron: You looked like you needed it.
  • Dr Mason: Cheers.
  • Aaron: No, I mean you looked... peaceful or whatever.
  • Dr Mason: You watched me sleep? That's not creepy at all.
  • Aaron: Well, stay conscious next time, then.
  • Dr Mason: I'm free now, I could give it a go?
  • Aaron: Er... well, I've gotta work.
  • Dr Mason: Could meet you for lunch? Or I could just take the hint.
  • Aaron: No, that'd be good. Lunch would be good.
  • Dr Mason: See ya.
  • Aaron: See ya.
BTS as your tutor (pt.7)
  • Y O O N G I
  • Yoongi: So, you're the girl I'm tutoringn from now on? [Your full name] from Class Y6C?
  • You: I don't need a tutor.
  • Whatever Ms Yu says just go along with it and we'll never have to talk to each other. Got it?
  • Yoongi: Done.
  • - a week later -
  • Yoongi: I'm tutoring you.
  • You: What?
  • Yoongi: I don't give a damn. Anything to hear that voice of yours again.
  • You: I do not sing!
  • Yoongi: That's not what I heard in the music room afterschool on Wednesday.
  • You: No.
  • Yoongi: My muse. My muse for inspiration.
  • I'll let you be my muse for inspiration.
  • I write.
  • You: What?
  • Yoongi: Music.
  • You: Yeah, but what?
  • Yoongi: Please.
  • You: No.
  • Yoongi: My studio next Tuesday. Show up. I'll even tutor you in Maths if I have to.
  • - on Tuesday -
  • You: *shows up wearing ratty jeans and black and white high-top converse* Min Suga?
  • Yoongi: *bangs the door open looking disheveled and disheveling his even more disheveled hair* [holy-fucking-shit ermygerhdjl-] Hi. Come in.
There are some ignorant asses out there

I literally almost smacked a dude because he said “People who think that their some sort of third Gender are stupid,There’s boy and girl ,Nothing else” and i nearly slapped his ignorant ass,He also said and I quote”Gay people are just trying to get attention!”

Love, let me love you in ways more than one.

Let me tell you the words you need to hear. Let me whisper words of encouragement and sing songs of praise. Let me be the one to tell you can do it. Let me support you on the days that you’ve doubted yourself. Let me bream with pride that moment you’ve achieved whatever you’ve both dreamed and feared.

Let me carry some of your burdens.  Tell me what secretly scares you. Tell me your fears— even the pettiest ones. Let me protect you from your own monsters. Let me fight yours even if I’m still scared of mine.
Let me hold your hand in hard times. Let me hug you in the cold nights. Let me be the one you see first, the moment you open your eyes, and let my smile lull you to a peaceful lullaby.

And when the time comes that you’re about to build a future where I’m not a part of…

Let me give you your needed space. Let me give you the time away. Let me cut off whatever it is that connects us.

Love, let me love you in ways more than one.
Even if it means saying goodbye.

OUAT {Sentence Starters}
  • "Evil isn't born, it's made."
  • "There's no such thing as love at first sight or first kiss."
  • "I'm a villain. And villains don't get happy endings."
  • "What, you think that kiss actually meant something?"
  • "Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is okay, right?"
  • "You never have to worry. I will always find you."
  • "Covering your tracks isn't exactly your strong suit."
  • "What made you choose to come here with me?"
  • "For what it's worth, I think you're innocent."
  • "I know it seems impossible, but I can get you out of this."
  • "Trust me. I know love, and you're in it."
  • "You don't know anything about this, do you?"
  • "Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure."
  • "People don't change, they only fool themselves into believing they can."
  • "I think giving up might be the best plan."
  • "Why is everyone running away from you?"
  • "Every story needs a memorable detail."
  • "Perhaps you should stop making promises you can't keep."
  • "Even if I never see you again, I know you will find love. I know you'll be happy."
  • "You know what? I'll call you whatever I damn well please!"
  • "Good always loses, because good has to play fair."
  • "You've got a lot of anger there, don't you?"
  • "I guess I just- I'm not used to someone putting me first."
  • "Maybe I don't need answers. Maybe I just need to punch you in the face."
  • "You don't look well, dear. Let's take you home."
  • "Your pretty face buys you a lot, but not my time. It's too valuable."
  • "If you're wondering, I found a place here in town."
  • "No one thinks that I can do anything. Maybe they're right."
  • "I wish feelings could be helped, but they can't."
Prompts Celebration List!

I can’t believe I’m up to thirty followers!! I never thought I would get so much love and support doing this! So, to celebrate, I created my own list of prompts! One for each follower! I’ll have to figure out something really special to do if I ever get up to fifty. Some of these may be really generic, but this is the first time I’ve ever come up with my own list. :)


1. “I can’t do this without you!”
2. “You just can’t say no, can you?”
3. “What am I going to do with you?”
4. “You’ve gotta take risks once in a while.”
5. “How many times are you going to make me say it?”
6. “What your biggest secret?”
7. “I can’t believe you made me do that.”
8. “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
9. “It’s not what you think!”
10. “Why do you insist on wearing that stupid hat?”
11. “”I wish things were different.”
12. “You’re in charge of your own life.”
13. “What are you thinking about?”
14. “If we get caught, I’m throwing you under the bus.”
15. “How could you take her side?”
16. “You can’t deny how you feel about me.”
17. “I got you something for your birthday!”
18. “I swear if you get me sick, I’m never forgiving you.”
19. “I heard you had a crush on someone.”
20. “You’re too happy about this.”
21. “I’m exhausted. Carry me.”
22. “Please don’t do anything reckless.”
23. “If we go down, we go down together.”
24. “Who told you?”
25. “Why are you so good at this?”
26. “How do I tell someone I love them?”
27. “What are you looking for?”
28. “I haven’t seen you in a while.”
29. “I need to show you something.”
30. “Here, take my hand.”

As always, send me a Miraculous Ladybug ship and a prompt! Please give me the whole line and not not the number! :)

i really need a creative outlet so i’m gonna do aesthetic/blog moodboards!

if you want one, please:

  • follow me!! that’d be amazing thx
  • rb this post!
  • send me an ask with whatever you want your moodboard to be, along with your favorite emoji! whether it’s based on your aesthetic tag, or maybe a few words that you give me to base it off of! 

(tbh i’m in the middle of a school week so these won’t be done Super quickly so bear with me i’m only a teen!)

anonymous asked:

Do you have any advice for seniors who are gonna graduate this year?

depending on whether or not you took ez classes and you can slack off, make sure you got accepted to whatever college you wanna go to (if they all reject you just go to a nearby community college. hella cheap and i recommend it if you’re broke) also don’t worry abt following your friends. choose your favorite major and your own interests. it’s so worth it

& PLEASE get your driver’s license before graduating and maybe work a part time job to save up for college tuition unless your parents are paying for it. after you graduate hs your entire life basically revolves around money and it’s a cycle of stress and paying off debt lol

How the Story Ends || Puck & Oberon

There were days since the fall of Hollow Earth when Oberon wondered why he bothered.  The thoughts shamed him…but he thought them all the same.  Was he so easily broken?  Had be become so soft?  That a mere six months alone in the Upper Realm was enough to make him crack?  Granted, it wasn’t just the loneliness…there were the night terrors…the ones he woke from but could never remember.  And his one, single memory of Titania dead in his arms, her blood seeping into the fabric of his clothes.  For all the king knew, his entire court was dead, and Hollow Earth was nothing but a memory.  

But Oberon still held out hope for one individual in particular, one Fae who had reason to survive…Puck.  In a fit of anger, the king had banished his friend shortly after officially closing the Gates.  The man had become insufferable - not taking well to the perceived confinement Oberon insisted upon.  And the king had told the prankster that if he liked the humans so much he could simply live with them instead.  Then he’d stolen his friend’s memories and kicked him out of the nearest gate.  Eventually he’d calmed down…journeyed into the Upper Realm to give Puck’s memories a little coaxing…but only enough to give the man a chance to come back when and if he was ever ready to rejoin the Court.

Although the king did not know exactly how many of his memories were missing, he held out hope that Puck had somehow managed to avoid whatever fate had befallen the others.  Maybe his friend was still out there somewhere…still enjoying his human existence…Hollow Earth but a distant memory.  Oberon honestly hoped that was the case - hoped that somehow his temper tantrum had saved the other man’s life.  

Today, as on many days, Oberon worked in his garden.  It was simple work, but in many ways it made the king feel more connected to a world that had all but forgotten he existed.  When he was down in the dirt, surrounded by growing and living things, it made him feel…useful.  Puck was often on his mind, so when the Fae felt the first tickle of familiar magic he ignored it.  It wasn’t real, he told himself - just a fragment of memory manifesting itself.  But then he felt it again…stronger this time…closer.  The king stopped what he was doing and simply sat there straight and still, kneeling in the dirt, sure that any moment now he’d wake up in his bed.  But he didn’t wake…and the magic grew closer still.  Oberon wanted to stand…to race towards that feeling as fast as he could…but fear and doubt held him in place…simply waiting for whatever happened next.

Can you imagine the Herondale boys at Disneyland?
  • Donald Duck: *walks over to give them a hug*
  • Donald Duck: *tilts his head in question*
  • Will: JEM!
  • Jace: I'LL DESTROY YOU!!
  • Will: *climbing up a tree* JEM RIGHT NOW!!
When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4
  • Person: um
  • Friend: what?
  • Person: is she okay?
  • Friend: who? Her? Yeah
  • Person: she looks like she's about to explode
  • Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table
  • Friend: she probably is
  • Person: and you're fine with that?
  • Friend: she does this every day
  • Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room
  • Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?
  • Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet
  • Person: ...she might need therapy...
  • Friend: ...WAIT NO-!
  • Friend: Look at what you've done
  • Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~
  • Person: the heck is going on?
  • Friend: she's-
  • Me: ~THERAPY~
  • Friend: -Trying to sing-
  • Friend: -to a song-
  • Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of
  • Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~
  • Person: the heck? Is that another language?
  • Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~
  • Friend: it's Korean
  • Person: ...okay...
  • ---
  • Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!
  • Friend: is it romance?!
  • Me: yes~
  • Friend: omg I wanna read it-
  • Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it
  • Friend: wtf?
  • Me: oops now you can't read it
  • ---
  • Me: //looking at picture of bias
  • Friend: ohh she's pretty
  • Me: I hope you burn to death
  • Friend: ?!?
  • ---
  • Friend: omg my phone is about to die
  • Me: aww that sucks
  • Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that
  • Me: okay //goes back to reading
  • Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.
  • Me: have fun //still reading
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"
  • Me: what? No. Use your own phone
  • Friend: omg ITS DEAD
  • Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?
  • Friend: //facepalms
  • Me: sorry, you should've said so
  • Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?
  • Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction
  • Me: uhhh...
  • Friend: what?
  • Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?
  • Friend: just give it to me.
  • Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?
  • Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...
  • Friend: why?
  • Me: cause all of my contacts are
  • Friend: why????
  • Me: why not?
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend: omg smut
  • Me: WHAT
  • Me: WHAT NO
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  • Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?
  • Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away
  • Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?
  • -Admin Jinnie