and i'd like to edit out that guy in the back of the first one

The 100 ways to say 'I love you' femslash edition
  • 1. "I always know when you're lying"
  • 2. "You, kids; I can see it"
  • 3. "You just wake up like that, naturally flawless"
  • 4. "It's fun seeing you like this"
  • 5. "I got a bottle of schnapps and half a rhubarb pie; let's see which one makes us sick first"
  • 6. "I just want to make crazy science with you"
  • 7. "It’s a big cliff, you just have to leap"
  • 8. "I think we're gonna be really fast friends"
  • 9. "We have nothing in common... couldn’t be more different"
  • 10. "You don't deserve any of this, so just put it on me and I'll take it"
  • 11. "You might be nuts but what can I say - you're my kind of crazy"
  • 12. "Sorry I'm late. It's nice to see you"
  • 13. "Maybe I'm going to get my heart broken into a million little pieces, but those are just maybes, and you can't live your life according to maybes"
  • 14. "You said it yourself; this is about us"
  • 15. "So what are we gonna do, gorgeous?"
  • 16. "We're kind of friends, huh?"
  • 17. "Maybe we should just marry each other"
  • 18. "I double dare you; kiss me now"
  • 19. "I'm staying here because I wanna stay here"
  • 20. "Before we get started, I just want you to know, if you're a screamer, feel free"
  • 21. "I want us to be friends; would you like that?"
  • 22. "How will I survive without my best friend?"
  • 23. "I’m not afraid of you"
  • 24. "You don't have to hide from anyone anymore"
  • 25. "What the hell, you want some?"
  • 26. "I'd pick you first"
  • 27. "Would you be surprised to learn you’ve been on my mind?"
  • 28. "It is nice to have you. Here. Have you here."
  • 29. "You should come with me"
  • 30. "It was the only way I could think of to save you"
  • 31. "Don't be afraid"
  • 32. "Who can say if I've been changed for the better but because I knew you, I have been changed for good"
  • 33. "Don't forget me"
  • 34. "The geek speak is working, Doctor"
  • 35. "You need my help"
  • 36. "You are physically flawless"
  • 37. "There's someone in particular that's really worried about you"
  • 38. "I heart you"
  • 39. "I’m not going anywhere"
  • 40. "Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you’d smile at me, and I’d die on days that you didn’t"
  • 41. "Any guy would be insanely lucky to go out with you"
  • 42. "I'm under your spell"
  • 43. "I’m not gonna stop trying; even if you still wanna kill me"
  • 44. "When I'm with you I feel like I'm a better person"
  • 45. "May we meet again"
  • 46. "A lot of pressure up there"
  • 47. "Thank you for inviting me"
  • 48. "I promised you once I'd help you get your happy ending"
  • 49. "I'm so glad that I met you"
  • 50. "I just want you to be safe"
  • 51. "You're a celestial body"
  • 52. "Prettiest girl I’ve ever met, but you’re a lot more than that"
  • 53. "You are deceptively complex; I do not understand you"
  • 54. "I’ve been waiting out here all night"
  • 55. "How do you say goodbye to the one person who knows you better than anyone else?"
  • 56. "What do you like to do?"
  • 57. "You certainly know how to make a first impression"
  • 58. "I know you're in there; I can see the light's on"
  • 59. "Were we really friends?"
  • 60. "My gift to you is good memories"
  • 61. "No; I'm not leaving without you"
  • 62. "It’s good to see you again"
  • 63. "Where you go, I'm at your side"
  • 64. "Fuck this guy; so many people are gonna love you"
  • 65. "I never meant to let you down"
  • 66. "In 1698 it might as well have been sex"
  • 67. "I’ll kiss your dumb lips"
  • 68. "You’re so special to me"
  • 69. "I know that was you"
  • 70. "Never thought I'd be so happy to see someone in pain"
  • 71. "I’m going with you"
  • 72. "You're not like anyone I've ever met, in any of my many lifetimes"
  • 73. "I choose you; I will always choose you"
  • 74. "The past doesn’t matter anymore, you’re with me now"
  • 75. "I'll say it when you come back"
  • 76. "You can tell me anything"
  • 77. "I just want you to know you're safe with me"
  • 78. "You made it"
  • 79. "I always made you think your feelings for me were totally one-sided, that wasn’t true; those kisses weren’t just for practice"
  • 80. "You deserve the best of everything"
  • 81. "You’re going to hate me forever and that would just break my heart"
  • 82. "You taking something for the pain?"
  • 83. "Always"
  • 84. "I really want you to come... with me"
  • 85. "Well, if you need anything, I'm around"
  • 86. "You do whatever it takes to protect your family"
  • 87. "I release you"
  • 88. "You're still cute"
  • 89. "I need a favor"
  • 90. "I'm not leaving, friends don't do that to one another"
  • 91. "I have a cure for a headache that doesn't involve coffee"
  • 92. "Hey, look, I hugged you there! Did you see how I hugged you?"
  • 93. "Don't make me climb over this stall; I'll do it but I'll be really pissed"
  • 94. "You're my person"
  • 95. "You should have a muffin; they're really good and they help you"
  • 96. "Dance with me"
  • 97. "You deserve it more than anyone; go, let yourself be loved"
  • 98. "You minx"
  • 99. "You've change me and I am not easy to change"
  • And...
  • 100. "I love you"

alicemoonwonderland  asked:

Hey Honey! I'd love a FFXV match up. Some things about myself, I'm a 5ft2 Sagittarius ENTJ - violet hair, curves, and sea-green eyes. I love reading, writing, gaming, and cross stitching. I'm an English Major with focus on literature. I love travelling, learning and experiencing culture. Bit picky with food, but ramen for days please. Friends describe me as very flirty, witty, outspoken, and passionate. If I like you, you know. If I don't like you, YOU KNOW.

Match ups are closed~.

Okay legit I was in between Gladiolus and Nyx here but I feel like you two would clash a lot, Gladiolus and his way of being outspoken and if he doesn’t like you know I think that would be some butting of the heads. It would be a good angsty/hot headed relationship that could work but I think Nyx would be the ultimate pairing.

( °-°)シ ミ★ ミ☆ I match you up with Nyx Ulric!

Nyx is attracted to your, passion to your friends, your flirty ways gets his attention quickly, your outspoken and witty manners makes him laugh and enjoy his time with you. Nyx would love to sit with you, curled up reading a good book with you. Nyx would be first to read your writings, he’s quite good at picking up errors and adding extra action to the story. Nyx is flexible at being a homebody and a world traveler so he would be quite fine exploring the lands with you, as long as he has you by his side. Nyx would definitely learn to cook better than he does already to find something you would like to supplement your ramen addictions. Nyx is rather passionate man but he is always willing to make the right comprises when it comes to debates, knowing that there are other ways to get what he wants.

Originally posted by lufreya

Little Drabble Piece:

Nyx wasn’t sure when he fell in love with you, to be honest you were just his roommate at first then over the years it became something a bit more. Something a bit more intimate.

His pay for the Glaive was not enough to make the rent on his apartment and no matter how much he cared for Crowe or Libertus he didn’t want to live with them. So he did a listing in the papers for a roommate, he felt like he was almost filling out a dating profile with all that the things he listed. His privacy was important when he was home, his outgoing Glaive personality was shut off and he was more quite, reserved. So he wanted someone who could respect that. That is when you answered his advert, it was like the Astrals smiled upon him that day when he looked over the profile, to talk to you on the phone he was automatically pleased.

He liked all that was you, your passions, your writing, even the little cross-stitch crafts littering the apartment. The way sea green eyes sparkled when he mixed up homemade garlic sauce for you one night when you had been feeling a bit ill, spreading it on some fresh bread he bought from the market, it made him smile and feel proud of himself.

Nyx felt proud often but the sense of pride you brought to him was a bit different than what the pride work brought to his being

Slowly over time the sense of pride you brought to him started to irk him because he couldn’t pin out how it was different from work. He was always the Hero of the people but for some reason you made him feel like he was just your hero and no one else. Like he was the most important person in the world and he couldn’t quite figure out why that felt so good why that was so much different.

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any Justice League Christmas headcanons? I'd prefer some lighter ones because I've been in a sucky mood lately, but whatever works! (I'm also sorry if this is too early in the season, I'm just really looking forward to December ><)

  • the watchtower has seen all kinds of christmas parties. from the whole station being deserted because each hero’s spending time with their families, to only a couple of members sticking around to either get some quiet down time or because there’s hell on earth and they’re monitoring for the rest of the team still on the planet fending off the bad guys. to hal getting completely smashed while every hero family has arrived and barry’s trying to keep him on a leash. unsuccesfully. hal’s now projecting pictures of his naked baby self using his ring. please stop him
  • diana proposed the idea of recording messages in various languages about various holidays (kwanzaa, hanukkah, christmas etc) wishing a happy celebratory time, so every year from december 1st until a week or two after new year’s eve (unless brainiac or darkseid got an itch again), wayne industries funds these short video recordings that play all around the world, on big screens, the radio, tv, internet etc. batman may or may not be smiling in some of them too? (gasp)
  • one year, it somehow happened that two nights before christmas alfred managed to get clark and diana under the same roof with the batfam for dinner and not only was there no crime in gotham that night, jason randomly popped up near diana and started chatting her up. she always replied with a big smile to his wide-eyed questions and by the time everyone left, jason was sure he had fallen in love
  • cue early days justice league mission at the end of december, hal asking arthur if, when he sets up a christmas tree under the sea, all the ornaments keep floating upwards and then trying to get him to sing the little mermaid’s under the sea tune. until arthur randomly mutters it in the middle of a battle and when hal turns around like “DID YOU JUST”, arthur pretends he doesn’t know what he’s talking about
  • barry. hanging special, speed-resistant pompoms at the end of his cowl’s bolts. kids seeing him and going WILD
  • children hospitals buzzing all over the states even two months before the holidays start because they know the justice league will make their yearly rounds and spend some time with them. the first time batman started giving out christmas pouches filled with small toys and presents “endorsed by wayne inc.” one of the kids just hugged him out of the blue because “you’re my present”
  • victor getting tired of his team’s bullshit and playing “last christmas” on repeat 24/7. every cover and edition that’s ever been posted online. several members try to override the console; vic just turns on the volume. half of the heroes want to jump off the station and straight into the empty vacuum of dead cold space, and the other half enjoy the first half being annoyed
  • secret santa. maybe someone arranges it so, maybe (and more likely) it’s hal’s nonexistent luck, but he’s got batman. after careful thinking and meticulous planning, he comes up with an onion on the 25th. just an onion. he actually hands it to him. “family should be with family during the holidays”
  • (bruce actually smiles to him, a full, earnest smile—maybe he finds it legitimately funny—and hal jumps two steps back because a) this shit’s creepy b) he’ll have to spend the next four months with his back against the wall because he can feel the payback coming. you done fucked up again)
  • the team just generally saving christmas day. not necessarily from a big bad, but simply allowing people to get the christmas they want, to be with their families and have fun, even if they just stopped a small bodega robbery. they start clapping and wooing and most of the crowd lets them know their homes are always open to them, to their heroes

Guess who’s finally doing her first follow forever, it’s me! ya girl Rosy now presents this follow forever (with a blury banner rip my first time attempting photoshop) and I felt it was time to honor all of you amazing people who make this site a fun and happy place for me to waste my time :D quick sorry to anyone who I forget to mention in this (I don’t love you any less) anyways lets get this thing going! 


@malikaofhearts: The first ever friend I made on here! We go way back and I remember we used to send each other 1D would you rathers and I would message you every day and spill any gossip you may have missed during work. Everytime I see one of your posts pop up on my dash I do a little cheer in my head bc I remember how we were both too shy to post anything! but now I see you out there doing your thing :D I love you lots!

@zaynftsivan: My momther, the apple of my eye, the angel of tumblr pls… also lowkey freak who loves rufass ;) ok but I love you so much????????? it’s wild???? you’re honestly the sweetest person I’ve ever met, you’re always looking out for me and I can’t tell you how much I appreiciate that and even though I’m older than you, you’re still always looking out and acting like my mom and I love you so much for that and I’d die for you 

LAST BUT NOT LEAST @pakistaniprincezayn: I don’t want to expose myself as a corny binch who would die for you but… lol imma do it anyway!!!!! the ned to my zayn :’) I hate you but I love you so much???? when i first made this damn blog I didn’t think I’d make any close friends but you’re my online bestie and I always screech during our conversations, I like how i can be a dumb broad and drunk text you and cry about my boy problems one minute and then yell about Ziall the next. (also thanks for converting me to a ziall and zarrie and showing me the light) anywho I don’t want to write a novel but I love you and ZARA IS THE BEST PERSON ON THIS WHOLE SITE AND ILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES ;D 

-DRUMROLL PLS- big thanks to all of these lovely blogs, love you guys v much :D 

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Riakle Fanfiction
  • This is my first ever Fanfiction. Please give me feedback I would love to know what everyone thinks! The next chapter is going through the last round of editing now and should be up soon.
  • Girl Meets Fate
  • Prologue
  • Word Count: 1,277
  • It was seven o'clock in the morning on New Year's Day and the five exhausted teens hadn't been to sleep yet. After the fireworks went off over the ski lodge Riley, Maya, Farkle, Lucas, and Zay stayed in the lounge and talked all night. They didn't notice when the snow started falling across the already white-topped mountain. They didn't notice when the sun peeked through the trees and slowly but surely creeped up the walls of the cabin. They didn't notice when Cory and Topanga came down the stairs with little Auggie and started making breakfast. They didn't notice anything outside of their own little world and that's exactly how they'd always liked it.
  • Riley was sitting on the cushion farthest to the right on the couch while both Maya and Farkle used her as a personal pillow. Maya was laid across the couch with her feet in Riley's lap and Farkle was sitting on the floor with his head leaning against her knees. Lucas and Zay were each leaning against the wall on either side of the fireplace. They had originally each been sitting on a pillow they stole from underneath Maya when she had started to doze but Lucas had given his to Zay when he complained that one pillow wasn't enough and it still hurt to sit. They had switched places a few times in the beginning but ultimately decided on this arrangement and had stayed this way for more than four hours by this point. They had never been so comfortable in their lives and they couldn't tell if it was the place or the company but they were each silently wishing that this trip would never end.
  • "This place is magic," Riley stated, somewhat abruptly cutting off a story Zay had started telling over twenty minutes ago.
  • Farkle laughed before turning around slightly to face her, "There's no such thing as magic. That stuff is all just illusion."
  • Riley just rolled her eyes, "I'm not talking about that kind of magic, Farkle. I'm not talking about the magic that you see, I'm talking about the magic that you feel." The room was quiet for a moment and then Riley spoke up again, "Come on! You can't tell me that there isn't something special about this place!"
  • "No. I- I feel it too," Lucas said as he sat up a little straighter. "I feel closer to you guys up here."
  • "Of course you do, Huckleberry," Maya started as she slid her feet off of Riley's lap and onto the floor and slowly sat up. "All the open spaces and creepy critters, this must feel just like home."
  • "Do you even remember Texas?" Lucas asked and then immediately regretted it.
  • The two shared a short yet meaningful glance and then Maya looked away with just a hint of a blush. Of course she remembered Texas, but she would never say that. Not here. But Riley was her best friend and Maya didn't have to say anything for her to notice the look exchanged between the two.
  • "I'm feeling some tension," Zay said as he looked at the pair momentarily, "and a tingling feeling in my butt. I think it's going numb."
  • Farkle gave him a squinted, sideways look and then turned his attention back to Riley, "I don't know if I would call it magic but I think we can all agree that this place is special."
  • "Exactly!" Riley exclaimed. "I was hoping you would all feel that way."
  • Maya hesitated, "Uh oh."
  • "I think we should come back here. I think we should come back here after we graduate and say goodbye to each other before we go to college. I don't want us to drift apart because we've forgotten this feeling."
  • "Riles, we would never drift apart. I'm your safe place, remember?" Maya said as she scooted closer to Riley and wrapped her arm around her.
  • "And I'm yours. But no matter what, I think this would be good for us. To have this one last big thing before we have to take on the world. What do you think, Peaches?" Riley said and looked at her friend.
  • Maya smiled at her, "I go where you go."
  • Riley smiled back at her and then looked at Farkle.
  • "You know I'll be there. I'd follow you ladies to the end of the earth even though there is no end because the earth is -"
  • "Okay we get it," Maya cut him off, "You'll be there. What about you Ranger Rick?"
  • Lucas rolled his eyes, "I'll throw my hat in the ring."
  • Maya's face showed her anger as once again she was unable to get to him.
  • "I guess that only leaves one," Riley said and they all turned their attention toward Zay.
  • Zay looked around at each of them, squinted his eyes up a little bit, then said, "If you people expect me to come back out here you're going to have to find me a better place to sit cause I don't think I can handle this again."
  • "Deal!" Riley said happily.
  • A few months after the trip the group dynamics quickly went downhill. The love triangle between Lucas, Riley, and Maya was resolved when Lucas formally asked Maya out on their first real date. Their relationship was a passionate one, on one extreme or the other, which they both really enjoyed but when Maya realized the toll their relationship was taking on her friendship with Riley she ended it without telling anyone why. She thought this would save their friendship, but she was wrong. When school let out for the summer they drifted farther and farther apart until eventually they weren't even talking to one another. By the time school started again in the fall you wouldn't have been able to tell they were ever friends at all.
  • Five best friends turned into strangers but strangers with a promise to never forget the feeling of staying up all night in a magical cabin on top of a hill just so they could look at each other's faces a little longer. A promise that was soon all but forgotten.
  • That is, until Farkle reminded Riley that since they had recently graduated there was a ski lodge a day's drive away that was calling their names. When she tried to protest he told her that his dad had already rented the cabin. The same cabin from three years ago. She caved. She always caved when it came to Farkle. He knew where her buttons were and he wasn't afraid to push them when he really wanted her to do something.
  • She supposed that's how she got here. Sitting in her closet staring at the pictures from the first ski lodge trip and pretending she was packing her bag. She hadn't seen these pictures in years and she wasn't prepared for the emotions that swept over her. She cried when she looked at the three friends she had lost after this trip but mostly she cried when she looked at that beautiful blonde haired girl she used to call her best friend. This trip wouldn't be easy on her - going back to that place without their old friends and knowing that they should be there - but she made a promise to Farkle and she wasn't willing to break it. She wiped the tears, put the pictures back in their rightful box, and grabbed the sweater she had gone into her closet looking for in the first place before stumbling out and finishing her packing. She closed her suitcase, took a deep breath, and then climbed into bed. She had a long week ahead of her.

nocturnalnoelle  asked:

For the apartment AUs I'd love 'My iTunes picks up your iTunes and I’m not trying to be rude but are you ten years old?’ AU (or one that is not on the list but I feel like it should be: fighting with wifi names ala harpygolarky (.) tumblr (.) com/post/25633638696/argument-using-your-wifi-names) AU)

Sorry it took so long, but writing this was a great fluffy way to take a break from my BB! Hope you like it!!

EDIT: I AM HIDEOUSLY EMBARRASSED BUT I ANSWERED THE WRONG MESSAGE AND THIS WAS THE ACTUAL PROMPT: “‘I was deliriously tired last weekend and thought it was you making all that noise so I wrote you a rude note stating that you can’t get away with being noisy just because you’re super hot’”

I am sorry Noelle. I am sorry to the anon who actually sent me that prompt. I am going to go crawl into a hole and cry for a while nbd. 


To the resident of apartment 107:

Kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP. Jesus fucking Christ! It’s bad enough that you work from home and only go out to get your mail in those really fucking tight t-shirts doesn’t mean you can just invite every person you know to your tiny apartment with thin walls and ruin everybody else’s night. You may be hot and popular but I don’t give a shit!

At least play something good. Your obsession with The Red Hot Chili Peppers disgusts me.

- Your neighbor


Bucky feels really bad about it in the morning.

Mostly because it was apartment 109 making the noise.

(He knows this because he watches as their landlord unceremoniously kicks their asses out on Saturday morning, since they’ve done nothing but trash the place since they moved in.)

Bucky needs to move now, right? That’s the only course of action. He’s gotta leave forever, and never think about this place or his neighbor’s pectorals again. Even if they’re really nice pectorals, so thick and juicy that they practically need a bra—

No Bucky. Stop your sinful thoughts.

When he finally drinks enough coffee to fuel his body after the night he had — working well into the morning on Stark’s new energy-efficient city greenhouses, which are awesome, but also take a lot of his overtime hours, followed by the loud party from hell — he quits surfing Zillow for new listings, and heads down to the mailboxes.

He thought it would be safe.

“Morning,” 107 says as he walks in behind Bucky.

Bucky jumps, dropping his stack of mail, making an undignified noise that sounds like, “Nuargh.”

“Sorry!” 107 says, dropping to his knees as he gathers Bucky’s meager pile. He hopes there’s nothing embarrassing in there. (Of course, his latest issue of Popular Science is on top of the pile with Smithsonian Magazine below. His cover is blown, and now 107 knows that he’s a huge nerd. Fuck. Well, it’s not like he was gonna fuck him anyway, but it would have been nice to maintain the illusion.)

(He also tries not to notice how 107’s shirt is a little baggier than usual, and if that’s Bucky’s fault, he’s done the world a disservice.)

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Okay but you guys…what about an Overboard Supercat AU?

Like Cat and Kara don’t know each other personally, but Supergirl has this major blow-out with an alien hostile and the blast knocks her like two towns over (and leaves her with no memory of who she is).

Cat, being a media mogul and brander of Supergirl, has the advantage of years of investigative journalism on her side, so when a day later a wack-job conspiracy blog, that averages two views a week, reports that a woman a few towns over was brought into a nearby hospital with no memory and wearing nothing but a few shredded scraps of an odd blue fabric, Cat knows that an opportunity had just arisen. 

She takes the day and drives the nearly two hours herself, because she wouldn’t trust her driver on this one, to meet this mystery woman. And sure enough, Cat would recognize those eyes anywhere, after having that special edition of Catco Magazine framed and hung in her office, and no matter how much Jimmy Olsen’s near constant flirting with her IT gnome annoys her, she must admit he got an amazing shot of the woman. So yes, she’s sure this amnesiac and Supergirl are one in the same, luckily for them both, the hospital personnel are not as observant. 

With years of experience under her belt (journalism is at least 50% grifting at times) Cat is able to lie convincingly enough, and within an hour, she’s walking out of the hospital with her “wife” in tow, buzzing with that kind of energy that she only feels when she’s about to scoop the story of the century. 

Except, she can’t help but start to fall in love with this girl, who she brought into her home, their home as far as Kara is concerned. At first it was just work, interesting, but tedious, because it turns out people who lose their memories and entire self-identity can be very skittish and needy, even with their best attempts not to be. 

Cat could tell she was trying to give as good as she got. She instantly connected with Carter, who was over the moon to have his favorite hero in his home, despite his own disapproval of his mother’s deceit, he still soaked up her attention and affection in a way Cat had never seen him do with anybody but her. And she’d been oddly tender with Cat as well, which was, at first, irritating and a even a tad jarring for CEO who wasn’t used to affection from anyone other than her son; but as Cat helps her, reteaching her about the world and guiding her as she readjusts to having powers, it begins to feel different; and when Kara has dreams that are very obviously memories of a world lost, Cat realizes everything she’s been through, and starts to wonder if she made the wrong choice, because it was clear early on how much Kara could love them, how she would love them without thought if she was never told any different, but Cat would be naive to think that would be the case and the thought of inflicting more loss on her is becoming unbearable. 

By the time she realizes she’s made a mistake, it’s too late. She loves the damn girl, and so does her son, and a part of her wants to keep her locked away in their own little world (aka the beach house that sits right outside of the city) forever, but Kara is starting to grow back into the hero she’d been before. She can hear everything around them, see straight through to the alleys that form a maze between skyscrapers twenty miles away, and Cat knows that her argument that Kara needs to heal more, to wait for her memory to return will only hold out so long. 

And she also knows that as soon as Kara goes public again, whatever shadowy agency she works with will be on her before any bullet could ricochet away from her steel frame. 

So she starts to formulate a plan, knowing she can’t completely stop this from exploding in her face but hoping to contain the fallout, except you know what they say about best laid plans…they only seem to work until a plane falls out of the sky. 

Changes to this blog (+ leaving the phandom)

Hey, frens!

So, I think most people have realized by now that I decided to take a few steps to change this blog from what it originally was. When I first conceived this blog, it was a place to post about D&P only, because it was my new Thing and it was taking up too much space on my main blog, so I figured that having a fandom-specific blog would be a good idea. And it was, for a long time. I can say I had some great times here in this community, despite all the bad moments I’m sure you all have seen. 

I don’t feel like I fit in the phandom anymore for a number of reasons and that’s why I decided to take some definite steps to move this blog away from a phan blog into something more general. Some people have asked about it (and I don’t mind answering if you have any further questions, there’s also a few stuff in my opinions tag), but basically I disagree with a lot of decision D&P have made recently and their content doesn’t bring me the same enjoyment it used to. Plus, they haven’t been posting enough anyway to keep this blog running like it used to, especially since there’s more touring ahead of us. 

I guess I can say running this blog the way it was before was getting to be more of a chore than a pleasure to me. The only thing that kept me here was all the history I had and the difficult time I had letting go of the good parts of it. But I realized I don’t really have to let go of the good times or anything silly like that. 

I can keep this blog and make it into something that makes me happy and you guys get to decide if it’s something you want to see or not. No hurt feelings either way. It’s been an amazing journey and I had some great times, but it’s definitely time for me to broaden this blog’s horizons. Maybe one day, if things change, I’ll go back to being a phan blog. It’s hard for me to continue calling myself a part of this community as it stands now.

This doesn’t mean I don’t like/watch Dan and Phil anymore, I just toned it down a lot. I still love them and I will continue to watch their videos casually (and reblog some stuff about them from time to time, why not?), but it won’t be what this blog is about anymore. I also intend to continue to read (and rec) phanfiction because I honestly love the creativity from this community. And, if you’ll still have me, I’d still love to continue to be a phanfic writer, maybe write more AUs and stuff like that. I think I can make it work and I love having people who want to read it still. I feel like I have more stories to tell.

Anyway, this isn’t a goodbye. But if you’re here only for the phan, it might as well be. This is a general youtubers blog now and I intend to blog about some of the other creators I’ve enjoyed for a while (and you can see most of them already by the posts I’ve been reblogging but yeah there’s probably more that you’ll find out along the way). I think it’s exciting to bring some variety to the content and I feel happier with this blog than I’ve felt in a long time! I hope you’ll stay in for the ride, but, again, if this isn’t your cup of tea you’re totally free to go <3 I’ll understand.

And thank you to the phandom. It may be pretty broken at the moment (and I’ll be the first to say that it’s REALLY bad right now like omg), but it’s been a (albeit a bit dysfunctional) home for me and so many others. I made some amazing friends who I love very dearly and met so many special incredible people in this community. Thank you! <3 And I’m truly sorry it has to end this way.

Sentence Starters (Teen Titans Edition)
  • "Well how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?"
  • "Not everything on the menu is a pizza topping."
  • "Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?"
  • "That didn't just happen. Tell me that didn't just happen."
  • "This is the worst thing that could ever happen!"
  • "See? SHE thinks I'm funny."
  • "Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?"
  • "Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys."
  • "You've been chasing the wrong girl."
  • "Well, you're an over-sized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!"
  • "The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind."
  • "Okay, it's not a ridiculous's a BRILLIANT one!"
  • "Is this punishment? I did something wrong?"
  • "You are such a clorbag."
  • "You can't stay mad forever. What? Do I have to do the face? You know you can't resist the face."
  • "You have to be all right, okay?"
  • "I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry."
  • "Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!"
  • "At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out."
  • "Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?"
  • "I always thought you were funny, but hey, looks aren't everything!"
  • "First you nuke breakfast, then finally laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind!"
  • "I'm way better looking than this. And taller."
  • "Ladies, please - one at a time. You'll all get to take a picture with me."
  • "So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be?"
  • "'Kay, do you come with subtitles?"
  • "You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them."
  • "Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?"
  • "Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much..."
  • "All you care about, you destroy."
  • "Don't you ever compare me to him."
  • "I will not be havin' attitude from a boat!"
  • "I will annihilate them - and I will make you watch."
  • "That was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work."
  • "And you guys thought my zombie theory was crazy."
  • "All-you-can-eat... free-form... breakfast explosion!"
  • "No, there's no meat in tofu, it's tofu!"
  • "He'll get ketchup on the seats!"
  • "I only turned the music up to DROWN OUT ALL THE YELLING!"
  • "KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!"
  • "Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear."
  • "Now, who said y'all could start without me?"
  • "My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do."
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  • "This is the last time to get it right."
  • "Right now I can hardly breathe."
  • "This is the last time to get it right."
  • "Push harder!"
  • "I'm saving for a new fuel pump."
  • "Mmhm. Save faster."
  • "I want one of everything."
  • "What, are we celebrating or something?"
  • "Your room is way cool."
  • "You were in my room?"
  • "We should hang out tonight, man!"
  • "You're the second girl I've ever had up here."
  • "This place is so cool."
  • "Did I just say that?"
  • "I'm proud of you."
  • "It's a thousand one hundred and fifty-three miles from here."
  • "I wish it would all just stop. At least just slow down."
  • "I wish this moment was ours to own it and that it would never leave."
  • "Where you are is where I should be too."
  • "I'm looking at you and my heart loves the view."
  • "Right now there's you and me."
  • "Tomorrow can wait."
  • "Is this a pirate's wheel?"
  • "Oh! Very cute."
  • "Don't break him."
  • "She's so sweet."
  • "What are you? I mean, who are you?"
  • "I noticed on the board that you're in need of a personal assistant."
  • "How do you know my schedule?"
  • "One packet of sweetener?"
  • "If you own any orange, get rid of it."
  • "Don't be the last to pick up your tickets."
  • "Whats the lunch special in the cafeteria today?"
  • "I was thinking I'd select something modest."
  • "I'm moving into the library."
  • "We've got a yearbook to edit."
  • "This is our last chance to do something together."
  • "Oh, yipee."
  • "It's about all of you."
  • "Genius."
  • "I'm already packed."
  • "They got my letter?"
  • "Nice, guys. That's pretty funny. So, who's the big comedian?"
  • "Hoops all the way."
  • "I'm going to be the President of the United States of America."
  • "Golly gee, how adorable."
  • "What do I want? Gosh, I wouldn't know where to begin."
  • "How can you think of food at a time like this?"
  • "He seemed surprised to me."
  • "Imagine having everything we've ever dreamed."
  • "A part for me?"
  • "Sound exciting?"
  • "With you we can win."
  • "Don't you want it all?"
  • "I want it all."
  • "They're gonna love me!"
  • "When Broadway knows your name, you know that you're a star!"
  • "She wants you on the show."
  • "We want it all."
  • "We're twins. They have to take us both."
  • "I don't know. Just do it."
  • "I need you right away. Look up."
  • "This has two weeks detention written all over it."
  • "Which one do you think I should wear?"
  • "I've never been asked to a prom. But this kind of sounds like an invitation."
  • "I've never been to a dance. Much less a prom."
  • "Take my hand"
  • "Keep your eyes locked on my eyes."
  • "Won't you promise me, we'll keep dancing where ever we go next."
  • "Can I have this dance?"
  • "Together or not our dance won't stop."
  • "What we have is worth fighting for."
  • "You know I believe that we were meant to be."
  • "So does that mean yes?"
  • "Where's our clothes?"
  • "Yearbook opportunity!"
  • "You think I'd be spending all of my time up there if it wasn't for you?"
  • "Why is that so hard to admit?"
  • "I still have decisions to make too."
  • "I interrupted something, didn't I?"
  • "Speaking of homework."
  • "Be careful, they're still hot."
  • "Hey, what's right is right."
  • "If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself."
  • "I'm asking you to prom."
  • "I'm sorry, I can't hear you. It's so loud in here."
  • "Will you please be my date to the senior prom?"
  • "Guess now it's official."
  • "I don't think we have the choice."
  • "It's gonna be a night to remember."
  • "Hey, you've been in there for an hour."
  • "Stop doing that!"
  • "The difference being, I can actually carry a tune."
  • "Want to go to lunch sometime?"
  • "Your mom must be so proud."
  • "You can't get rid of me that easily."
  • "This better be good."
  • "I've got a lot things I have to do."
  • "Whatever happens, I know I've got you."
  • "I'll pick you up eight."
  • "All I wanna do is be with you."
  • "Nothing can break us apart."
  • "There's nothing we can't do."
  • "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
  • "The boys are back."
  • "I just want my future to be my future."
  • "For the record, I was a much better super hero than you."
  • "Gonna wake up the neighborhood."
  • "No one can stop us now."
  • "That's not what I wanted to hear."
  • "Why? So I can whoop your butt again?"
  • "You should be celebrating, not keeping a secret."
  • "Your future is calling loud and clear."
  • "Maybe I'll stay here next year."
  • "I mean, I get it that he's your first crush but..."
  • "There will be other guys."
  • "Not everything has to change."
  • "We've already proved it works."
  • "I realized I haven't offered my congratulations."
  • "I don't know what you're talking about."
  • "You really didn't know?"
  • "The only thing that could possibly be holding her back would be you."
  • "Special delivery! Margarita pizza, just the way you like it."
  • "What's a picnic without chocolate covered strawberries?"
  • "Is that what you were trying to tell me?"
  • "You gotta go. It's the right thing to do."
  • "Nothing is gonna slow down."
  • "You don't have to say anything else."
  • "I'm a lot better at goodbyes than you."
  • "I guess I should have known better."
  • "Just walk away and don't look back."
  • "It my heart breaks it's gonna hurt so bad."
  • "I don't think I'll survive a goodbye again."
  • "Let's rise to the occasion."
  • "There's nothing to tell."
  • "Just trust your heart."
  • "I want my own thing so bad I'm gonna scream."
  • "I'm gonna fight to find myself."
  • "It's like nothing works without you."
  • "I know I'm not supposed to be here."
  • "You seem very comfortable up there."
  • "You're easier to dance with than her."
  • "I just showed my mom the tux."
  • "We need to talk."
  • "It's taken me two weeks to be away from you."
  • "I don't think I can do it. I think I've run out of good byes."
  • "She's not coming back."
  • "Everybody knows you don't bring the girl with you after high school."
  • "And hey, look, I am right there with you."
  • "I don't believe this."
  • "What is it with you and trees?"
  • "You look handsome."
  • "Take my hand. I'll take the lead."
  • "You know I'll catch you through it all."
  • "My heart is where ever you are."
  • "What are you? Some sort of muppet gangster?"
  • "Ew! That is so gross."
  • "High school wasn't meant to last forever."
  • "Aww! Cute pants!"
  • "Oh go for it. Save the day. Whoopee."
  • "That's my dress!"
  • "But you were so loyal, so sweet."
  • "You should try it sometime."
  • "Surprise!"
  • "You did it. You graduated."
  • "I choose the person who inspires my heart. "
  • "I picked a school that's exactly 32.7 miles away from you."
  • "I never thought I'd hear my dad say that."
  • "We really are all in this together."
  • "Who says we have to let it go?"

anonymous asked:

hey i'm searching for a post and i'm like 99.9% sure you had it linked somewhere on your blog. it was a post someone wrote about how at a con Mishas answer to something triggered her and she wrote him a letter about it, gave it to him and he read it later on and apologized to her. i've been searching for the post for days now by myself but I can't find it anymore so I thought i'd ask.

I know that feel because I have gone on the same search for the same post several times myself with the same results. I’ve got all kind of iterations of “misha triggered letter fan” in my Google history now, and that’s one reason I added the links in this post because I kept forgetting to save the link to it.

It’s this post here.

LA Wilson (wileea) wrote the posts in this context:

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youxstole  asked:

Hi Carlos! I saw your video for surviving warped tour (which helped a bunch, so thank you). I was wondering, do you have anymore advice for younger people going? I'm almost 15 and I plan on going next year and I just feel a bit nervous about it. If you can help, then I'd appreciate it! :)

No problem, thanks for watching =) and i have tons of advice. I filmed about 20 minutes worth of footage but decided to only fit 5 minutes worth of information into it because who the heck wants to look at some guy talk for 20 minutes about items?! and oh snap thats how old i was when i went to my first warped tour in 2007. I was so excited to see Coheed and Cambria - Circa Survive - Paramore Etc (i could go on forever, this was back when warped tour would make killer line ups) that i forgot to bring any of the things i said in the video. Here is a few things i didn’t edit into it that could help you out.
CASH MONEY - Not everyone accepts credit cards at warped tour and the ATM machines are usually out of money by 2pm or have broken down.
SET A BUDGET - Don’t buy everything you see. Before attending the show agree on what bands you want to see and want to support. There are very good hustlers on warped and they will convince you to buy something you don’t need, don’t fall for it. Im not sure about you but at 15 i didn’t have money throw away so spend it wisely.
PACE YOURSELF - Every year i see kids running everywhere when theres no need for that. You don’t need to see every band on the tour, trust me its impossible and there is a lot of them. The night before the show find the bands you really like (this means that you know more than “that one song”) and follow them on twitter. This will help when it comes to finding out meet and greet times as well as the time and stage that they play. Having all this information will keep you from running all over the place just lost and having no idea whats happening.
HAVE A MEET UP PLACE - If you’re going with more than one person have a time and place where you guys will meet up. Taking photos and videos of your favorite bands as well as checking social media will destroy your phone battery. Warped tour is not the place you want to get lost at so having a safety plan is a must. There will come a time where your friend will want to see a band and you another and thats okay, however it will suck if after you guys cant find each other and its dark and your phones are dead and your parents are calling you and you don’t know what to do and you cant find one of your shoes and you cant remember where you put your wallet and and and you get my point. so yeah, tell your parents and friends where and at what time to meet you there.
DO NOT GO WITH ANY BAND MEMBER ANYWHERE - Signature, Photos, Hugs and Hand Shakes all could be done on Warped Tour grounds surrounded by thousands of people. If a band member or anyone working for the tour request for you to go anywhere with them just say no. Seriously, no excuses.

That should be about it. The list could go on forever but i’m not here to tell you every single little thing, im just trying to get you to survive warped tour and have a fun time, all of which are possible by just following what i said in the video and wrote here. See you this summer!