and i wouldn't really say it's ya but i wanted to make something for it

anonymous asked:

Hiya! ^^ I would like to request hc's about an MC who is a kpop star or part of a group. I imagine they'd all be super surprised to see them at the party! I hope you both are well, and you don't have to do my ask if you wouldn't like to! Oh sorry, I'm starting to ramble again aren't I? Hahaaaa;;;

A/N: IM SO READY FOR THIS, FUCK ME UP (and dont worry i ramble a lot, I don’t think you were rambling sweetheart <3) ~Admin 404


           -He’s a big big fan of kpop

           -Follows all the popular groups and stars almost religiously

           -So when you (or Saeyoung) tell the group what your name is, he’s hYPED


           -You just couldn’t tell him right off the bat that yes, you were that person

           -You decided to surprise him at the party instead!

           -Because nothing is cooler than finding out you’re dating an idol of yours, right???

           -So when he sees you at the party he actually squeals like a little kid because WOW YOU’RE THERE AND YOU’RE AMAZING

           -“YOU KNOW MY S/O HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOU” “Yoosung it is me, I’m MC, I’m your s/o”

           -Poor baby faints right then and there. From then on he’s just always so in awe every time he looks at you. Always telling his friends about you; “Hey did you know i’m dating-” “YES YOOSUNG, YOU’RE DATING MC. THE MC. YES YOU LOVE THEM. YES THEY LOVE YOU. WE GET IT”


           -Yeah he’s heard all the popular groups and stars

           -Has a ton of respect for them all

           -After all, he is a music man himself musicals are different than pop music though zen

           -He’s also a firm believer of “He can date whoever he wants, famous or not”

           -When he’s down in the dumps and you come over to his house to cheer him up he’s really surprised

           -Why is there a famous star on my doorstep?? What do they want?? Are they here to say bad things about me too? whaT IS HAPPENING

           -You have to quickly calm him down and explain that no, you’re just MC and you’re here to cheer him up

           -He’s so confused and stays like that for a solid hour. He talks to you and he’s excited and all but he just…. cannot process that the MC he’s developed strong feelings for is also the famous star MC

           -You’re waiting for him at his home while he brings back some snacks for the two of you and he bursts through his own front door



           -The moment she knew your name, she was suspicious

           -Isn’t one for blindly believing something

           -So she thought it was merely a coincidence that you shared the name of a famous star

           -Except when she saw you in person at the party

           -She kept asking around to make sure that she was seeing you correctly

           -Not to mention she never remembered anyone mentioning the invitation of a famous kpop star???

           -“Jaehee, it’s me. MC. I helped organize the party, I didn’t realize I had to put myself on the list”

           -You helped whAT

           -Then and there is the moment she realized that your name wasn’t a coincidence and that she had asked planned on asking a famous kpop star to be her partner in opening a coffee shop

           -But she doesn’t treat you any differently, not at all. She just kind of fangirls in silence (until you catch her later at the party)


           -“Are you part of that famous group that’s all over the radio all the time?”

           -I guess that’s one way of greeting me, Jumin

           -When he saw you in person it just solidified his assumptions

           -Doesn’t treat you any different than he would have before, because you’re still you

           -You just happen to have a title as well. That doesn’t change who you are inside, ya know, the part he loves

           -But, the fact that you’re famous and you have no body guards concerns him to all hell??

           -That day on you’re surrounded by more body guards than you can even see

           -He actually admits to not hearing any of your work and you just sit there in awe

           -“Jumin do you live under a rock?” “Don’t be ridiculous, I live up here in my penthouse”

           -He actually buys all your albums and anything you’ve ever made later that day. Falls in love with your music and he’s so cute like he wears your merch when the two of you are relaxing at home


           -Knew from the background check, there’s no be reveal for you this time MC

           -Though he was REALLY REALLY excited that you’re the famous kpop star because he loves your music

           -Actually seen you live before which makes meeting you 10x more exciting

           -He throws in lyrics to your songs to try and let you know that “hey, mc, i know who you are but im keeping it a secret from everyone else”

           -HYPED AS HELL! The person he fell in love with is also the celebrity he had the biggest crush on

           -But that also scares the hell out of him because of his job??? He’s supposed to be in the shadows??? How would this even work out?

           -Despite it all, he still came to the apartment to protect you

           -You expected a big “wow i can’t believe its you” but instead you just got ignored and you’re just left there kinda like???? dude???

           -But when the two of you head out to Mint Eye headquarters, your music started to blare in his car and he couldn’t turn it down fast enough

           -EMBARRASSED AS ALL HELL, he’s as red as his hair and finally admits that you’re his favourite recording artist and has been for years. Even admits that he’s the owner of your fanclub fucking dORK


           - can he even see you

           - im sorRY I HAD TO THROW THAT IN JUST FOR 626

           -Really really surprised to see that you’re the famous MC

           -Actually enjoys your music a lot and has photographed you at a few of your shows

           -Never sold the pictures though because those are personal to him what a fanboy

           -He feels TERRIBLE that you got caught up in all of this, he doesn’t think you deserve the trouble at all

           -When he meets you in person, the first thing he does is apologize profusely

           -After a very long time, and the two of you end up together, he didn’t even realize that one day he wore a t-shirt of yours until you pointed it out

           -Immediately starts to stutter and turn bright red. The gig was up so he decided to show you some of those pictures he’s taken as well

           -He’s your favourite photographer at every show from then on and he’s loving the hell out of it <3


           -Also knew from the beginning

           -He’s not into kpop, he’s into some harder music, forget that MC

           - somebody’s being a LLLIIIAAAAAARRRRR

           -After a while, when the two of you get close, you catch him listening to a few of your songs

           -You never say anything though because if you catch him, he gets embarrassed and just walks out of the room

           -Hates publicity (or the public population in general, take your pick) so he avoids it at all cost

           -But he does think it’s pretty cool that you’ve created music, like he wishes he could do something like that

           -Protects you from his fanboy of a brother who’s always hanging all over you

           - calm down saeran it’s in an idol-appreciation way

           -Literally does not care if you’re famous or not. He has no more fucks to give. None I tell you, none


Originally posted by jjilljj

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Genre: HarelyQuinn!Au / Angst

Rated T for mentions of violence, blood, death, brain-washing and mature themes

Word count: 4.6k

Synopsis: The government hired you to cure Kim Taehyung from his madness, yet every time you see him in that damn white room you lose sanity and yourself a bit more.

Author’s note: I should really really thank my lil Rosie and the sweet Mari for supporting me so much! This is dedicated to both of them

part 1 // part 2 // drabble

Twenty-eighth session

A dream you don’t remember you had still haunts your days.

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navcissus  asked:

pls tell me that my guess that Bitty shotgunned with Nursey is right and also ya know if you were to elaborate on Jack's and Dex's reaction I wouldn't complain .... ...........

(You are correct but to be fair I also was going to accept Ransom holster Chowder dex and shitty as an answer. Like every answer was correct)

Yeah my guess was that it happened at a kegster during year 2 and jack’s upstairs but bitty and the frogs are all chillin on the back porch. They’re passing a joint around (not a bowl, sorry Bits) and it got to the point where there was like one hit left, so nursey suggests shotgunning. (more under cut cuz i wrote too much)

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RWBY RP Prompts
  • "Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
  • "Are you.... robbing me?"
  • "Oh my god, you really exploded."
  • "I'm queen of the castle!"
  • "I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
  • "For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."
  • "But why would I need friends if I have you?"
  • "There's no such thing as negative friends."
  • "Aren't you the guy who threw up?"
  • "Nailed it!"
  • "You came back!"
  • "Boop~!"
  • "I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."
  • "Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."
  • "You're about to see a whole different side of me today."
  • "It's also a gun."
  • "Why hide who you are?"
  • "Can you imitate a sloth?"
  • "Off with their heads!"
  • "You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"
  • "You monsters!"
  • "Oh god, it's happening again!"
  • "I could've taken him."
  • "I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."
  • "I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"
  • "You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"
  • "I'm combat ready!"
  • "I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."
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  • "Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"
  • "Well that was a thing."
  • "Most people are born, but I was made."
  • "I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."
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  • "You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"
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  • "You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
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  • "YES! I love it when you're feisty!"
  • "Whoa, you can control poles..."
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  • "Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."
  • "Guess who's back?"
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  • "We'll break his legs!"
  • "Weren't you in a cult or something?"
  • "You really want to start making things up to me?"
  • "By no means does this make us friends."
  • "I can always be a farmer or something."
  • "You hardly look the part."
  • "Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"
  • "I will seriously pay you to shut up."
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  • "I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"
  • "Always sunshine and rainbows with you."
  • "Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."
  • "You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."
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  • "Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"
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  • "All you've been so far is a nuisance!"
  • "It's a combat skirt!"
  • "The innocent never run."
  • "I hate this game of emotions we play."
  • "I have a legacy of honor to uphold."

wearingsunglassesindoors  asked:

Why do you ship cockles? not trying to be rude but it seem s like a gross invasion of privacy. Like, I definitely wouldn't like it if people writing inappropriate, fake things about me and my friend being together without my consent. I understand if it's two fictional characters like destiel because they're not real but real people shipping just seems so wrong.

Hello, @wearingsunglassesindoors

No problem, I don’t mind you asking at all!

Quite simply, I ship Cockles because I. FUCKING. LOVE. IT.

Look, I totally get where you’re coming from. But let me give you a little background on my headcanon and how I choose to look at Cockles. First of all, real person shipping is absolutely a touchy subject. And I get it, I really do. I want to start off by saying, I’m not one of those real person shippers who is delusional (where I think that these guys are getting their freak on behind their wives backs, their wives are covers, etc) and in fact, I absolutely love all the guys and their wives. I may have a total lady boner for Vicki Vantoch but that’s neither here nor there

I ship Cockles because I love these guys. I love their friendship, and I love how they interact with one another. I ship them because it’s easy to do so. Do I think there’s something actually going on between them romantically? Probably not. But hey, if there was, I wouldn’t be surprised, ya feel me? All three of the guys are extremely close…but when I look at how they interact with one another, Jared and Jensen definitely have more of a “bro bond” than Misha and Jensen. And I wouldn’t say that Misha and Jensen’s is necessarily of the romantic sort, but there’s a blatant difference between them. When you watch J2 panels, there’s a lot of brotherly banter, Jensen “annoyed” at Jared’s puppy dog-ness, etc. When you watch Cockles panels, there’s a lot of “flirting”, touching, etc. And look, they’re fully aware that people ship them in real life, and they play it up, no doubt about it. Now, the big thing that I want to stress here is that Cockles is RPF (real person FICTION) so while it’s about them, it’s fiction, and (most) Cockles shippers are aware of that. 

But hey, Vicki is openly bisexual (pansexual?), has written a book detailing her sexuality and the adventures of a polyamorous lifestyle, in which she said some pretty damning things about the nature of her relationship with her husband and heavily insinuated that he was an active participant in a threesome with another male. And Jensen, well…there are some pretty questionable rumors about Jensen before he met and fell in love with Danneel. I also remember watching an interview at one point in time where Danneel admitted to being bisexual, but I’m not able to find the link now, so I’m not going to use that as any kind of evidence. So in my mind, these things make it easy to ship a relationship like Cockles, or even, dare I say, JMDV (JensenxMishaxDanneelxVicki)

Quite simply, yes, I ship the fuck out of it, but you’re not going to catch me peeping in their windows or claiming their wives are beards and that the wives need to take a hike and let these guys fuck it out. I’m not so naive as to think that either of them would be unfaithful to their kickass wives, either. I ship it because I love their interactions together, whether you view them as romantic or platonic, and because dammit, these guys are fucking beautiful together and I love their friendship. I simply think that in another life, in a different situation, they could’ve been perfect together. But that’s neither here nor there.

I also want to finally wrap this up by saying despite me shipping Cockles, I also ship the fuck out of Jensen and Danneel, and Misha and Vicki. Their marriages give me life and if anything happened to either of their marriages, I would be fucking destroyed. Because as it is, these guys are perfect in their current and (hopefully with everything within me) permanent relationships.

3rdgymbros  asked:

Hi! I hope it's alright for me to submit a headcanon to you! I have actually realised that all the people that Law has loved dearly/held affection for - Lami, Corazon, and now, Luffy - are all pretty similar personality-wise: Cheerful and happy with smiles that can light up a room. I also like to think that Law might have been a bit prickly around Luffy in the beginning as he realised how similar they were; if Luffy were to die (like Lami and Cora), he wouldn't have been as attached.

Bless this post, I feel pretty much exactly the same.

One of the reasons I can think/hc for why Law went from generally laid back and quite carefree pre-timeskip to very stoic, serious and brooding post-timeskip is to do with his awareness of Luffy’s similarity (especially) to Corazon. 

He risks capture for his Devil Fruit/bounty in general at Marineford to save Luffy “on a whim”. I’ve seen some people argue that he did this ultimately to set up the future alliance, but he was surprised to see Luffy at Punk Hazard - he couldn’t have telegraphed his arrival, or if they were ever gonna meet again, theoretically. Therefore I’ve got it set up in my head that obviously part of saving Luffy was spontaneity, but maybe part of it was seeing that same liveliness and silliness at Sabaody that he saw in Cora ages ago. ;;;;

And then in terms of the alliance hoo boy do I have so many feelings for this ;~;

Law’s constantly saying that it’s strictly for the achievement of a common goal, no need to get friendly, etc etc; this would all imply on a surface level that he probably just doesn’t give a shit about Luffy or his crew in that sense, Caesar and Robin both make comments about betrayal so it all looks very very suspicious at the beginning because I was like oh, that’s a clear allusion that something’s gonna happen in future lmao

But now in my mind…after Dressrosa, after everything Law said about Luffy and his crew - “the Strawhats have worked miracles”, attempting to buy time for them by saying “Strawhat and I are peers!” to Fujitora, trying to indirectly save Luffy from harm by distancing himself when he says “this alliance is over - if you let me out I’ll kill you!” and even leaving the one thing he wanted to attain in Luffy’s hands, saying it’s “down to mugiwara-ya now”. swearing to either see it through with Luffy or die by his side, because he got Luffy into this conflict….I don’t believe for a second that was all said to piss Doflamingo off, it’s a huge show of confidence and respect in him. 

This is all a massive contradiction to his previous attempts to stay away and clearly shows he gives a shit about protecting Luffy. He feels guilt for dragging Luffy into this - as evidenced by how he tells Robin, panicked, that he’s the one who dragged Luffy into it. In my opinion, there’s obviously the instinct for Law to be able to protect someone from Doflamingo, considering how much trauma he went through, but the special allusions to Luffy, dying by his side, leaving his ONE GOAL completely in Luffy’s hands - that really shows how much deeper below the surface it runs and it might just be because he’s found someone stupid and idiotic, someone that fucks up and does impulsive and clumsy things - someone like Cora. This implicit trust he places in Luffy isn’t something the Surgeon of fucking Death shows a lot, yet he’s basically been assimilated into the crew, going along with their traits and whims and general craziness. 

The initial distancing of himself, as well as his attempts to drive Luffy away from the alliance during Dressrosa, in my mind, is an attempt to save Luffy, a very Cora-like figure, from Doflamingo – Law couldn’t protect Corazon, but just maybe he can protect this kid who’s just as carefree and smiling as he was. And then he sees Luffy’s determination to aid him in return, achieving his goal, and his overall happy/pestering/cheerful demeanour around Law; his similarity to Corazon both draws and repels Law because he’s scared of losing Luffy  - whether you like to interpret that as romantic or platonic, that’s a fuckton of sacrifices they’re making for one another. I basically really like the idea that Law is able to change from this sullen, serious man who’s clearly on edge for most of post-timeskip about Doflamingo and Kaido, someone who is literally on almost a suicide mission in Dressrosa, to someone able to engage in silly petty stuff like “i don’t like bread!” and “mugiwara-ya, what about asking me? [about momo joining the alliance, even though he’s fine with it]” - he basically changes into someone who cares about being alive, cares about how his input is seen and his closeness in the alliance w/ Luffy.. Similarly, Luffy literally owes his life to Law [I feel like that’s something people often overlook in their dynamic for some reason…idk maybe it’s just not as acknowledged as much as I’d like].

 In Dressrosa, both times where Law was presumed dead or fatally wounded, Luffy’s initial reaction, dare I say it, was almost on par with Ace’s death. He clenched his jaw so much that his mouth started bleeding. When he shakes Law, his voice is trembling, and when he saves Law from being smashed up by Doflamingo w/ Haki…the look he gives Doffy is just insanely fierce and shows the drive to protect obviously goes both ways. Luffy’s really taken to Law, honestly; the attribution of a silly nickname, seeing his one wish through, saving his life in return…the dynamic they have is so cute and I fully agree it’s because Luffy is inherently on the same level of closeness and trust to Law as Corazon was. qwq

edit: I should also add that if Oda ever writes Law out of the story/makes him betray Luffy or die as a result of betraying Luffy I will be very fucking mad because it will have undone all the subtle nuances his character has developed towards actually liking the Strawhats.

(fuck me that went on for ages. probs makes no sense and goes off tangent a lot oops ;;;;; thank u for prompting me to write a whole novella about this lmfao)

Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
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  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞

twilightprince102  asked:

Everyone is saying that Joey is gay, and while I do support that, have people considered her being bisexual? Liking both boys and girls? THAT would make much more sense, wouldn't it?

ok i have a lot to say about this.

bisexual joey is fine if you headcanon bisexual joey like its cool whateva live your life be ya self. maybe she is bisexual! who knows not us thats for sure.

but i feel like….theres this recurring thing thats happening…where a character shows attraction to one gender consistently and then for a split second they show attraction to a different-gender character and/or question their sexuality for a different-gendered character and everyone says “they showed attraction for BOTH genders in the past. that means theyre bisexual!” and then lots of people call out anyone that doesnt headcanon said character as bisexual bc its “bisexual erasure” and its a huge mess.

and you know its fine to see characters that have been attracted to both genders throughout their lives as bisexual like there aint nothin wrong with that. theres not that many bi characters out there so bi representation is awesome and headcanons are what you want them to be

but i feel like this whole thing that i just described fails to communicate the experience a lot of gay people go through (or trans!!). especially gay girls.

compulsive heterosexuality, heteronormativity, internal homophobia etc. these are all things that i think need to be talked about more.

i had NO idea these things existed until i was 18 (i had been questioning since 15) and stumbled across a blog talking about gay girls that finally realized they were in fact, gay but previously went along with being straight bc thats what…youre supposed to do….right? and back then i labeled myself as guess what? bi. it always felt weird to say it and it felt wrong but it was easier than figuring out wtf was going on w me bc i had never seen anything like how i felt. but…i had dated guys in the past?? and had just been with guys/had crushes on guys etc. so…..i MUST be bisexual….right???

as soon as i heard from another gay girl that these things existed and that i wasnt the only one that felt that way and it was something to overcome, i was able to stop doing things that made me uncomfortable.

i mean i know people that were HUGE flirts to the opposite gender (same? guilty?)before realizing they were gay just because isnt that what youre supposed to do??? flirt with the opposite gender??? or literally just overcompensating…trying to be like their straight friends and failing every time things got serious.

point: gay people that once identified as straight, bisexual or any other “queer” sexuality exist and have unique stories. i think these stories of realizing that you arent straight and that hey maybe you actually have no attraction to the opposite gender at all! despite your past actions and/or feelings! are so important to tell.

because otherwise it could be YEARS before some people figure out that they dont have to u know do things that they dont want to do or force themselves to be like their friends. and they can start being themselves while in their teen years! they can fall in love and go on dates etc while all their straight friends do the same thing.

just like its important to highlight bisexual awakenings/bisexuality/gay people that always know they were gay and love being gay/trans people/intersex people/ lesbians, its important to highlight that its not as divided as you think and you should explore because society really has you wrapped around its finger with expectations. it can have a serious hold on you.

i just…never see characters that go through the overcoming compulsive heterosexuality and realizing they never liked what they did in the past??? the closest i can think of is dave who realized that labeling sexuality is stupid and doesnt even exist in space or ever it never mattered or existed it was just how society made you think it did. to the extent that he would hate on gay people himself bc he was insecure about actually being what society considers taboo.

its scary. its a scary, crazy, wild experience that i think needs to be talked about instead of being labeled as “bisexual” everytime.

and thats why i headcanon gay joey ok.

i really wish i could tag this but im on mobile so hopefully enough people see it.

squirrel-moose-winchester  asked:

Hello! So this is a new blog that I've made. I told myself that I wouldn't make a themed blog but I couldn't help myself. I mean, it's SUPERNATURAL. With that said, I was wondering if you could recommend me any blogs to follow. I love Supernatural and reading amazing stories by amazing people. Please LMK. I'd really appreciate it. xx

First of all, I am so sorry for the delay! Life has been crazy busy, and I wanted to make sure to give you a nice, thought out answer!

Keep in mind I’m not 100% Supernatural, although I would say a majority of it is. I follow a few fandoms to varying extents, and so most of the people I follow are also multi-fandom (although they are also mostly Supernatural). So with that disclaimer, welcome to my list of amazing people who write amazing stories and over all just post some excellent content. It’s in no particular order, really (although my absolute loves of my life will probably be closer to the top :D )

Oh, and PS! For those I knew for sure, I tried to put whether they were safe for work or not. I follow a lot of people who don’t have an age limit on theirs, but I also follow a lot that do. Please heed any warnings, which should be listed in their description at the top. None of us want to be involved in destroying what little innocence kids have these days, and also it’s icky. (I only say this because I don’t know how old you are, and I’m covering all the bases. lol) Please respect the authors if they give an age warning. Alright, carry on.

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Vanilla dreams!

Helloo!! Sooo, this is what a dreamed. I’m really sorry for any incorrectly applied term, english isn’t my first language 😊 oh and, I love writing, and yeah I’m not the BEST writer, but anyway, I hope you enjoy my dream, maybe you can dream it too😏


We were like in a family dinner, why? maybe because I was with family irl that day lol.

It’s a calm environment inside here. My family has been planning this a few weeks ago.

Some of my aunts and uncles are here, as well as my cousins. It’s good to spend time here with them.

As for my companion, the most vulgar boy that could ever cross your life, or that’s what they say, did me the honor to come with me.
I told Ryuji about this family meeting, and of course, he made all what it’s on his will to let him go with me, after all, there’s free food.

I was sitting in an individual couch scrolling down on my phone, while he was, too, with his phone, but lying in a larger couch across the room, perpendicular to mine. If that makes sense?

To pass the time, we were exchanging playful looks; I would wink at him and he would only stick out his tongue. His cheeks, painted with a soft pink, hiding them with his phone.

After some time talking all together, one cousin, sitting on a wheelchair wearing a thick layer of cast around her foot started talking about how she accidentally forced her leg causing her to trip and break her ankle. I looked across the room at my aunt’s and uncle’s faces that were filled with worry at my injured cousin.

My face went completely rigid as I suddenly realized something… Ryuji.

I turned the other way around to look at him and he kinda gazed down, proceeding on lying his phone on his stomach frowning his brows, a troubled look on his face. I quietly said to myself “ohnonono boy no" 

I wonder if my aunts heard me..

I placed my phone on the couch and stood up. I sitted next to him; where Ryuji was still lying. I slowly bent towards him and hugged his head putting my hands above his ears thinking that in that way, he won’t listen anymore what they were talking about.

“It’s ok, it’s ok” I murmured repeatedly.

I could feel his warm breath caressing my neck. And I gently started brushing his hair with my fingertips. “It’s ok..”
He calmly placed his arms around my waist slowly petting me as I felt his lips against my skin twist into a smile.


His arms hugged me harder causing me to bend even more, pulling me closer.
“I know it’s okay, I just wanted a hug from ya”

Followed by a sweet kiss on my neck.

My face felt somehow hot by Ryuji’s tight embrace as well as a slight embarrassment caused by his little joke.

We snuggled in each other arms and took a short nap just like that.

I still wonder if my aunts were seeing us..

I snuggled deeper into him enjoying the hot night around his strong arms, just before I woke up.



Weeee! So this is what I dreamed, its kinda short but I hope I made myself clear along the story and I hope you liked it 💕

P.S.: I really wonder what my aunts would say if I snuggle with a boy like that OR EVen bring that boy to the house!! //////

Thanks for taking your time reading me!


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Big Hero 6 Sentence Meme
  • "I have a robot. I built it myself."
  • "Then what were you thinking, knucklehead?"
  • "You graduated high school when you were 13, and this is what you're doing?"
  • "For ten years, I have done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No. Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!"
  • "When are you gonna start doing something with that big brain of yours?"
  • "Welcome to the nerd lab."
  • "There's a place for everything and everything in its place."
  • "This is anarchy! Society has rules!"
  • "School mascot by day, but by night...I am also a school mascot."
  • "I was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said 'ow'."
  • "On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?"
  • "You have been a good boy. Have a lollipop."
  • "I cannot deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care."
  • "We push the boundaries of robotics here. My students go on to shape the future."
  • "Look for a new angle."
  • "Stop whining. Woman up."
  • "This is a microbot. It doesn't look like much but when it links up with the rest of its pals...things get a little more interesting."
  • "The only limit is your imagination."
  • "With some development, your tech could be revolutionary."
  • "I know what you're going to say: 'I should be proud of myself, because I'm finally using my gift for something important'."
  • "Welcome to nerd school."
  • "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. So, ya know, thanks for not giving up on me."
  • "She's wearing something super inappropriate for an 80 year old."
  • "If I could have only one super power right now, it would be the ability to crawl through this camera and give you a big hug."
  • "It is alright to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain."
  • "Your homone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings common in adolescense. Diagnosis: puberty."
  • "I'll whip up some chicken wings. You know, with the hot sauce that makes our faces numb."
  • "Alright, let me get this straight: a man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots?"
  • "We jumped out a window!"
  • "Hairy baby!"
  • "People keep saying he's not really gone, as long as we remember him."
  • "I fail to see how karate makes me a better healthcare companion."
  • "Those who suffer a loss require support from friends and loved ones."
  • "There are no red lights in a car chase!"
  • "We can't go against that guy! We're nerds!"
  • "Our origin story begins! We're gonna be super heroes!"
  • "I fail to see how you fail to see that its awesome!"
  • "If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd probably love this. But I'm terrified of heights so I don't love it."
  • "I present project Silent Sparrow."
  • "You want to dance, masked man?"
  • "That was his mistake!"
  • "I regret any distress I may have caused."
  • "I'm not giving up on you. You don't understand this yet, but people need you."
  • "You're gonna help so many people, buddy."
  • "I'm so sorry. I guess I'm not like my brother."
  • "Those setbacks made us stronger and set us on the path to a bright future."
  • "My daughter is gone because of your arrogance!"
  • "I want my daughter back!"
  • "Our programming prevents us from injuring a human being."
  • "We didn't set out to be super heroes, but sometimes life doesn't go the way you planned."

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Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Harry Potter crossover

Warnings: Blood, gore, mentioned character deaths

Summary: They called it the Radiance. The day the world lit up. Seventeen years later, in a world hostile to humans, hunter and scavenger Harry Potter just wants to make his way home.

Something is watching him. But then, the Wastelands are never really empty. Just emptier than the rest of the world.

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 about how marta went from overanalyzing x-men to meta about extent of merlin’s powers.

so, it was already established that my x-men obsession has returned, that much we know, but rewatching and seeing the old movies made me want to point out a couple of things about merlin. see, we have jean grey who’s an extremely powerful mutant and perhaps the only level 5 mutant alive. she has telekinesis, telepathy and her phoenix powers which basically means she can alter the reality to her will, right?

and then i have merlin, and i think if he were a mutant there would probably be no possible class for him, with how powerful he is.

see, i know just fine that magic is obviously different than mutations, but still it makes me consider it for a little longer. because really, when merlin arrives in camelot (he’s eighteen), his powers are still purely instinctual, by the time it all unwraps in the show he’s already extremely powerful (he’s just twenty-eight). and yet it is said he has power he cannot yet conceive. which makes you think that yes, he will be more powerful. even more so, that by the modern times he’s already 1500+ years old. he is so powerful that his magic makes him immortal. as much that he mastered the power over life and death.

now, if we know that and we know he’ll have all the time in the world to develop his skills, let me analyze what he could already do during the young years of his life we already saw in the show. mind you, some of which were accessed through spells, and yet seeing as he is claimed to be the most powerful sorcerer to ever have walked the earth, it’s still the specific abilities he possesses that allow him to do so many things.

keep in mind all of these are canon things he could do just in the show.

  • telekinesis. one of the first abilities he’s ever had. he mentions he could move objects with his mind before he could talk or walk. a very powerful kind he used from day one to the end of the show for very different purposes (as much just levitating things to flying countless people through the air with blasts of telekinetic energy).
  • control over elements. it’s also been shown from early on, in various forms, and all four of them. example is simple lighting fires, creating earthquakes or dangerous creation of handy tornados, etc.
  • control over weather. a little different from the control over elements, but still very valid. could be for example creating fog to cover up, or creating huge ass lightnings (like the one that killed Nimueh or defeated the entire army of Saxons).
  • slowing down molecules / time. it’s actually the first magical ability that was purely instinctual that was shown on the show. it’s hard to say whether it’s just molecules or the time itself, but it’s i think very close to one another.
  • telepathy / borderline mind control. seemingly different, but tied together. merlin first started to hear, as well as communicate with other magic users through telepathy. it was a thing yet to develop, but we could later see him using crystals to communicate with arthur for example. plus, he did use his magic to bend will (of arthur’s once, to get him safely out of camelot).
  • empathy / sensing. he was always very tied to places and magic, as well as being able to sense the magic in places and people. he could also sense spirits or magic cast at people.
  • healing. he could heal great wounds that were not inflicted by magical creatures (with obvious practice) as well as the effect of poison, some injuries or certain types of magic. 
  • projection / conjuring. it’s a very difficult skill that generally speaks against all the laws of magic (ones we even see in harry potter). merlin himself said no one can make butterflies appear from thin air, and yet we see him do the exact thing much later. it’s basically complete bending of reality and making things with actual body and purpose out of thin air.
  • energy / energy blasts / bending life and death. he was able to conjure blasts of pure, raw energy (like seen with killing sophia’s father for example), as well as conjuring energy that could kill things already dead or created from pure magical essence (like griffins for example).
  • shields / defensive magic. he was able to shield himself from many attack from both magical as well as non magical threats, like for example creating magical force protecting him from dragon’s breath. putting barriers around his mind definitely count too.
  • clairvoyance. this was always more of morgana’s true purpose and merlin wasn’t a seer, but he did have prophetic visions, sometimes dreams. he was also one of the very few creatures able to use crystal of neahtid which was essentially one of the crystals from crystal cave which allowed him to see the past, the present and the future.
  • necromancy / mediumship / summoning spirits. all of these appeared, though on yet different level and up to discovering more in the future. necromancy was especially shown when morgana summoned lancelot’s shade and he proved capable of it, and spirit work happened a few times as well, though not always by his hand (but clearly he was capable of both).
  • transfiguration / shapeshifting. it’s very close to conjuring, however it’s about changing the things that already exist into something else. it was for example turning a statue into an animal or conjuring snakes. but it was also himself turning into his various aliases, like ageing spell with dragoon or turning into the dolma.
  • dragonlord legacy. this is something inherited from his father and merlin is the last of his kind. he can command dragons and creatures alike, make them rise to life and many other things tied to his kin.
  • many other abilities. there are plenty of other abilities he had shown, but i can’t possibly name them all. they include things like extremely fast gathering information, very high resilience to things, seeing the path ahead of him, and plenty, plenty other things.
  • immortality. that alone is a result of being so powerful. the druids called him emrys and it’s his second true name, which means sorcerer cursed with immortality. it means that merlin can die, but never permanently, unless he’s ran through a sword forged in dragon’s breath through the heart. the last sword of that kind (excalibur) he both created and cast away to avalon with king arthur after his death, resulting in him being unable to die and having to wait for centuries for the arrival of new age.

now, there are obviously more abilities there which i failed to mention, and keep in mind that these are just things that he could do while still in the show (up till he was twenty-eight). he will develop his skills over time and become truly the most powerful being, and then truly the last of his kind (as it is canon that magic is dying out from the lands). the only things he cannot do is die, truly bring back the dead to life and move in time.

still, also keep in mind that while merlin is extremely powerful and being called magic itself, while he’s half being of old religion, the other part of him is still human (even if that part of him would cool off over time). there is also no doubt that whichever universe he’d be, it’d force him to hide away, because knowing about such power is asking for trouble. people do seek power and whatever it can bring them and that alone has been a trouble back in the show ; it surely will prove to be in the future too.


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Song Lyric Starters {Part 1}
  • "I am affected by you."
  • "I know I really shouldn't stay."
  • "I'm not the one that's going to save you."
  • "I'm just another girl you know."
  • "There's a road that I've traveled to get where I am."
  • "And, I'm sorry if I didn't say it enough."
  • "I was bold, I was brave."
  • "I was foolish to go."
  • "No one is telling me!"
  • "You just wont talk to me."
  • "Tell me what all this is for."
  • "And I’ve gotten so good at not falling apart."
  • "You should have stayed."
  • "I should have kissed you."
  • "And I won't sit here, feeling sorry for myself."
  • "Sometimes you find love with someone whose busy loving someone else."
  • "You should have said, its always been you."
  • "Did I have a chance?"
  • "I was blind but I see you now."
  • "I got heart you got class, we got style."
  • "I took a bottle for a road."
  • "I regret not staying up that night..."
  • "Think about the way it could have been."
  • "I'm sorry that I wouldn't let you in."
  • "Do you wanna kiss me?"
  • "When you're here you know it makes me better."
  • "No rush we can take it slow."
  • "We're a home but this is just a house."
  • "And I am angry cause I am restless and I am flawed."
  • "She'll make you a beautiful wife."
  • "You seem to forget all the games I play."
  • "Candy-coated alibis for where you go and who you see."
  • "But does she know your heart belongs to me?"
  • "Somewhere in between these hotel sheets is something I miss heard or you mis-said."
  • "Maybe I misread."
  • "I don't break...But I could use a break."
  • "Perfect time to finally let me know that you have a girlfriend..."
  • "Don't forget that we're not telling anyone."
  • "No matter how hard I try, I can’t escape that gaze tonight."
  • "I’m hypnotized by the way she moves."
  • "And I’ve been catching myself thinking of it."
  • "She’ll make you believe anything she wants."
  • "And I've been waiting, waiting, waiting for you."
  • "I wish the music would carry me away."
  • "Could I be so cavalier?"
  • "You know the lyrics and I know the melody."
  • "I don't have to wonder if you feel the same 'cause I know that you do."
  • "You know it's taken my pride and now I'm frantic inside."
  • "Cause I just need the real you."
  • "They say love can make you blind."
  • "You had me wrapped around your pinky finger."
  • "I was never the first pick."
  • "I don't wanna be the next best thing."
  • "I ain't gonna be your safety net."
  • "This waiting game is getting old."
  • "Just lying in the dark."
  • "Now it feels like my walls are melting down."
  • "Who knew that letting go, would make me so complete?"
  • "Somehow you're burning away my doubt."
  • "Are we just friends tonight?"
  • "Can't figure out exactly how we stand."
  • "Are we off, are we on?"
  • "Is that it, is there more?"
  • "Not enough, or too far?"
  • "It's okay if the choice is scaring ya."
  • "It's time to decide."
  • "'Cause if we find a single diamond in the rough then it's worth it."
  • "I don't care how much it hurts...It is worth it."
  • "Once again we are standing at the hardest part."
  • "I know we said 'let's be naive'."

MISAWADAY 03 (02/20) - Smile or Diamond
► Flowershop AU: part 1 part 2 part 3

Sawamura has just finished his lunch and was eating a pudding that his mom packed for him that day, while making a list of the flowers that needs re-ordering, when the shop’s door opens, a customer walked towards the counter where Sawamura is still engrossed with his list.

“Excuse me, hey!” The customer called.  

Sawamura jolted, answering a muffled “Yes” as the he turned around, the spoon still on his mouth, he was a bit surprised, blinking at the customer infront of him. Blond with blue eyes, almost the same height as him. The customer stood proud, confident.

He took the spoon out of his mouth. “Sorry.” He put down the pen and clipboard and greeted, “How can I help you?”

The blond customer was staring at him. Observing, then he asked, “Is this where Kazuya bought the Red and Variegated Tulips?”

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  • "Trust me"
  • "They need you. So get in there! And you be a man. No! Be more than a man... Start with the man part. Just be a man first..."
  • "You know, if I was standing on my wallet, I'd be tall."
  • "He was trampled by a herd of middle-aged secretaries at the midnight release of the Talking Justin Bieber doll."
  • "I don't run. I stalk my prey."
  • "If you ever want to save the world again, you know where I am."
  • "With all due respect, shut up."
  • "This is real? You really love me?"
  • "I was an assignment, and then you fell in love with me. And I know that sounds crazy, and if I didn't know any better I'd say it's crazy too, but the fact remains you fell for me."
  • "I like to remember all of my victories. Even the little ones."
  • "Of course she's not picking up, she's evil!"
  • "If you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors, would I?"
  • "One question though. Who's Luke Skywalker?"
  • "How's your memory, buddy? Do you remember Die Hard? Star Wars? Chewie? Yoda? Yippee-kai-yay?"
  • "Sometimes, I think you're a bad person."
  • "Don't start with New Hope. Start with Phantom Menace. Everyone loves Phantom Menace."
  • "I will not let my last words to be a demand for pizza combos!"
  • "I'm a much bigger nerd than you thought I was."
  • "It’s a sweater. Why's it so soft?"
  • "You're no longer a perfect 10."
  • " You really love it here, don't you?"
  • "I think better when I'm blowing up avocados."
  • "My wife never came home."
  • "If you remember me, then you'll remember that a nerdy guy, like me, could make you happy."
  • "I think that you should kiss her."
  • "I know I don't know you very well yet, but thank you for giving her all of this.""
  • "He's not that bad. You should maybe give him another chance."
  • "Kiss me."
  • "This is my team and nobody is going to take us down."
  • "It was a bit like old times, wasn't it?"
  • "I was pretty proud of you...moron."
  • "I miss knowing kung fu."
  • "It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars."
  • "I want it noted that I took out six of their guys."
  • "We're gonna get married and be together, forever. I love you."
  • "Like the mother I never had."
  • "She is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women I have ever met.
  • "This is what happens when you draw your plans from Star Wars."
  • "You don't mind if I stick around a bit do ya?"
  • "You don't have the authority, pretend ya do."
  • "Remember, family and friends are everything. Money, greed, and power are a dance with Satan...and he looks like me."
  • "Everyone hates me. I accept that."
  • "Do you have UNO?"
  • "If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it."
  • "I haven't felt anything in years."
  • "I hate being a nemesis. Maybe I should take her out to coffee."
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 11)
  • "We were close, never close enough."
  • "I'll come around if you ever want to be in love."
  • "You always had something effortless."
  • "At school you were the biggest deal."
  • "We were young, we were side by side, don't know when we started losing touch."
  • "I know our filthy hands can wash one another’s."
  • "There are roads left in both of our shoes."
  • "If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me, too."
  • "Brown eyes I hold you near."
  • "You’re the only song I want to hear."
  • "I've tried before to tell her of the feelings I have for her in my heart."
  • "Every little thing she does is magic."
  • "Must I always be alone?"
  • "I’m drunk off your kiss."
  • "This is becoming too routine for me."
  • "I did not mean to lead you on."
  • "It's all right to pretend that we still talk."
  • "It’s just for show, isn’t it?""It’s my fault that it fell apart."
  • "You were everything I wanted but I just can't finish what I've started."
  • "I still pick my friends over you."
  • "We're making our own history."
  • "This is the moment where it all began."
  • "Every single hero has to start out looking like me and you."
  • "We can do this if we really want to."
  • "Why mess up a good thing, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk to even fall in love."
  • "This is trouble."
  • "I don’t go out much like I used to."
  • "Why leave when I got you, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk but babe, I need the thrill."
  • "I never said you'd be easy."
  • "It could be lethal, sleeping with a friend."
  • "No heroes, villains, one to blame."
  • "The thrill is gone."
  • "We used to have it all."
  • "It's our time to go, but at least we stole the show."
  • "I'm not calling you a liar, just don't lie to me."
  • "I'm not calling you a ghost, just stop haunting me."
  • "I love you so much, I'm gonna let you kill me."
  • "When you kiss me, I am happy enough to die."
  • "Classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool."
  • "You and that girl, she your girlfriend?"
  • "Pretty girls don't know the things that I know."
  • "I love this secret language that we're speaking."
  • "Never really thought we would make it."
  • "I don't wanna see the end begin."
  • "I never felt nothing in the world like this before."
  • "You could have stayed but you wouldn't give me a chance."
  • "Why does your pride make you run and hide?"
  • "Are you that afraid of me?"
  • "I will wait for you."
  • "You're still in love with me."
  • "You don't love me at all."
  • "You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll."
  • "You're so damn hot."
  • "So who's this other guy you've got?"
  • "Once upon a time, we burned bright, now all we ever seem to do is fight."
  • "I could've been a princess, you'd be a king, but no, you let me go."
  • "You really hurt me."
  • "I'm going straight to hell."
  • "You're going down."
  • "God, it hurts so much to be the bearer of bad news."
  • "Don't just dream in your sleep, it's just lazy."
  • "I am going sleepless and you're out of lullabies."
  • "You've got a dark heart, you've got a cold kiss."
  • "You always let me down."
  • "I'm a junky for the way that you please."
  • "I almost told you that I loved you, thank God I didn't because it would've been a lie."
  • "I say the damnedest things when your on top of me."
  • "I'm not the one that you want, I'm not the one that you need."
  • "My love is like a fucking disease."
  • "I'm the hardest mother fucker to please."
  • "They say you never miss it 'til it's gone; well you're gone and I wish I'd done it better."
  • "I miss having you close to me."
  • "I'm sorry, I promise I'll do better."
  • "Can we start again?"
  • "You needed something better."
  • "I want more."
  • "I try my best, but I don't ever change."
  • "Who wouldn't want it when he looks like that?"
  • "If I try my hardest, would you look my way?"
  • "Do you want to show me something new?"
  • "I know I want it far too much."
  • "Are you coming over soon?"
  • "Can I be what you like?"
  • "Don't try to fuck with me."
  • "This is the last time I am gonna put you back together."
  • "I'm sending pic after picture, I'mma get you fired."
  • "I can't stand these nights alone."
  • "You light up my cold heart."
  • "A love like this won't last forever."
  • "I'm not the one that you want me to be."
  • "Are we just gonna stay like this forever, floating?"
  • "I know I'm gonna let you down."
  • "I wish I could say what I'm feeling; I'm scared to let these words out."
  • "I can't trust you."
  • "This isn't fun anymore."
  • "Damn, I thought we'd make it."
  • "You never got to heaven but you got real close."
  • "I beg for attention in small doses."
  • "You play those hearts like toys."
  • "I'm the option you shouldn't have chosen."
  • "This is the night you'll regret in the morning."
  • "I always wonder how far we could go."
  • "We could be free."
  • "This is my life and they'll call it a song."
  • "Make myself a king."
  • "There's no one to blame but you."
  • "You need me there, ain't no leaving me behind."
  • "There ain't nothing here for me anymore, but I don't wanna be alone."
  • "I can be a lone wolf with ya."
  • "All the world is gray as though you took the colors with you."
  • "We don't talk anymore like we used to do."
  • "What was all of it for?"
  • "I just heard you found the one you been looking for."
  • "Shoulda known your love was a game."
  • "I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to love you like me."
  • "Call your girlfriend, it's time you had the talk."
  • "Say it's not her fault, but you just met somebody new."
  • "Let her down easy."
  • "You never meant to hurt no one."
  • "I give you something that you never even knew you missed."
  • "Don't you even try and explain how it's so different when we kiss."
  • "Now it's gonna be me and you."
  • "You're not sure that you love me."
  • "Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine."
  • "You're gonna break my heart anyway."
  • "Get it over with and just let me move on."
  • "Don't concern yourself with this mess you've left for me."
  • "You not making up your mind is killing me and wasting time."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm really a mess right now."
  • "I'm trying my best to get it together somehow."
  • "Tell me where love goes when it's gone."
  • "Suddenly someone is no one."
  • "I'm sorry, I let me fall for you."
  • "You're the hand I can't hold."
  • "I don't want you back, I just want to have what you took from me."
  • "I'll come around again, I know it's not the end."
  • "Love leaves a black hole where it dies."
  • "How can I ever love again?"
  • "I see you with her and it crushes me inside."
  • "Guess I should stop thinking about you all the time."
  • "Maybe this is a sign."
  • "Maybe I've been blind to reality."
  • "You seemed so interested."
  • "Was it real or was it all in my head?"
  • "She's so pretty, you two look so great."
  • "It was probably just a silly crush anyway."
  • "I just can't help but think that we could've had something."
  • "Did you ever feel the same?"
  • "I promised I wouldn't do it again."
  • "Taught him a lesson he wouldn't forget."
  • "I hope you find a way to be yourself someday."
  • "Change can be amazing."
  • "I pray for the best for you."
  • "I wish you could be honest with me."
  • "Why’d you fake it?"
  • "Hesitation is killing me, too."
  • "I couldn’t save it."
  • "Friend, why don’t you love me?"
  • "Tell me you want me in your life."
  • "It helps that you feel the same."
  • "We started from a spark."
  • "We got dreams and they start right here."
  • "I cry like a baby when I don't get my way."
  • "I won't apologize when I make a mistake."
  • "Do you want me?"
  • "I got scars on my heart and they won't go away."
  • "Everybody knows I'm a little insane."
  • "I feel you don't even know I'm alive."
  • "I feel you think that I'm out of my mind."
  • "I just want someone to hold."
  • "You're looking at me strange like you want me to change."
  • "I think you're a saint and I think you're an angel."
  • "You give me something to think about that's not the shit in my head."
  • "You're a miracle."
  • "I gotta stay with you."
  • "You're a glimpse of bliss, a little taste of heaven."
  • "I know you're gone now, but I still wait for you."
Homura babysitting, part one.
  • Mami: I know this is sudden but I need you to watch the kids for me.
  • Homura: ...How did you find out where I live?
  • Mami: That's not important but if you're not busy I'd like you to watch the kids while Sakura and I take care of some business.
  • Homura: Yeah, like hell I'm babysitting some-....
  • Homura: ...Wait.
  • Homura: Wait hang on, WHAT kids?
  • Nagisa: Hi lady!
  • Homura: Oh, her? Yeah, that shouldn't be too much of a prob-
  • Kyouko: Yo! Sorry I'm late but I brought the rest!
  • Yuma: Hello!
  • Homura: ...Wait, I've seen you before right?
  • Momo: Good afternoon miss.
  • Homura: ...Who's this?
  • Kyouko: This is my little sister. Introduce yourself properly Momo.
  • Momo: My name is Momo Sakura, miss.
  • Homura: Momo...? I thought...
  • Kyouko: You thought what?
  • Homura: But-... Didn't Momo, you know...?
  • Kyouko: We don't talk about that.
  • Homura: I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be dea-
  • Kyouko: ((Grabs Homura by the collar))
  • Kyouko: WE
  • Kyouko: DO NOT
  • Homura: Y-Yeah, I understand.
  • Kyouko: So, just watch over the kids until we get back alright?
  • Homura: Hey, how long are you two going to be?
  • Mami: Nagisa, make sure to listen to what big-sister Homura tells you okay?
  • Nagisa: Okay!
  • Homura: So you're just going to ignore me huh?
  • Kyouko: Oh yeah, and if anything happens to them while we're gone...
  • Kyouko: ((Cracks her knuckles))
  • Kyouko: I'm going to be really UPSET, you get me?
  • Homura: ....Yeah, I get you.
  • Mami: Ah, one more thing Akemi.
  • Homura: Yes?
  • Mami: You know that Kyouko will kill you if anything happens to Momo or Yuma right?
  • Homura: Yeah...?
  • Mami: She will literally kill you. I'm not exaggerating when I say that you will actually be murdered and you will seriously die.
  • Homura: YEAH, I GET IT!
  • Mami: Well, I just want you to know that I'm not like that.
  • Mami: ((Places her hand on Homura's shoulder))
  • Mami: If anything should happen to Nagisa I won't kill you...
  • Mami: ((Grips Homura's shoulder really hard))
  • Mami: I will just you WISH you were dead instead. Understand~?
  • Mami: Good~!
  • Mami: ((Lets go of Homura's shoulder))
  • Mami: Well then, let's get going Sakura.
  • Kyouko: Right behind ya.
  • Homura: What have I gotten myself into...
  • Homura: So. What the hell am I supposed to do now?
  • Nagisa: Let's play something! You wanna play hide and seek?
  • Homura: To be honest that sounds like a real hassl-
  • Nagisa: YOU'RE IT HOMURA! Count to 30 and try find us!
  • Kids: ((Scatter with the sort of military precision usually reserved for highly trained guerrilla troops))
  • Homura: God damn it...
  • Madoka: Ah.
  • Sayaka: What's up?
  • Madoka: Suddenly I really hate hide and seek.
  • Sayaka: Oh.... kay?
  • Homura: 28... 29... 30. Okay you little brats, here I come or whatever.
  • Homura: Let's see... I'll check the kitchen first.
  • Homura: ....Why is everything in the fridge on the floor?
  • Nagisa: ....Noooooooooo?
  • Homura: .......
  • Homura: ..............Come out of there Nagisa.
  • Nagisa: Um, I can't.
  • Homura: Why not?
  • Nagisa: I dunno, I'm stuck! The fridge won't open!
  • Homura: Son of a...
  • Nagisa: Let m out Homura, it's cold!
  • Homura: Nah, I'm going to leave you in there for a while. That's what you get for being so stupid anyway.
  • Nagisa: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
  • Homura: Yeah, so what? What are YOU going to do about it?
  • Homura: ...Is someone shining a laser pointer at me? Alright, which one of you brats is-
  • Mami: ((Standing outside the kitchen window with a high powered sniper rifle))
  • Homura: ......
  • Mami: ......
  • Homura: ....... I thought you said you wouldn't kill me?
  • Mami: You won't die from this.
  • Homura: ......
  • Mami: .......
  • Homura: ......Yeah okay I'll let Nagisa out of the fridge.
  • Homura: Is she just going to stalk me all day? I thought she was busy or something.
  • Nagisa: I can't believe you don't have any cheese in your fridge.
  • Homura: I can't believe you LOCKED YOURSELF IN A FRIDGE.
  • Nagisa: Rude.
  • Homura: You know where your friends are hiding?
  • Nagisa: Nope.
  • Homura: Damn.
  • Nagisa: Can I have some cheese?
  • Homura: You know I don't have cheese. You said so yourself.
  • Nagisa: ....So can I have some cheese?
  • Homura: I just you I don't HAVE any cheese!
  • Nagisa: I don't care if you have it or not, I want some cheese!
  • Homura: GOD! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FINE! Help me find the other little shits and I'll get you some damn cheese afterwards okay?!
  • Nagisa: Hooray!
  • Homura: Yuma. What are you doing?
  • Yuma: .....
  • Homura: I know you're in there.
  • Yuma: .....
  • Homura: Yuma you don't even fit in that I can clearly see you.
  • Yuma: .....
  • Yuma: My mama always said I was a useless piece of trash.
  • Homura: .........
  • Homura: Um.
  • Homura: Well.... you're not. So get out of there.
  • Yuma: I think I'm stuck.
  • Yuma: It smells in here.
  • Yuma: It's really cramped.
  • Homura: I hate you. I hate you so much kid.
  • Yuma: That's okay. My mama hates me too.
  • Homura: .......
  • Homura: Look, don't try to guilt me or anything alright? It's annoying and it won't work.
  • Yuma: I'm hungry.
  • Nagisa: I'm hungry too, I want some cheese.
  • Nagisa: Um...
  • Homura: ((Mentally screaming))
  • Yuma: I'm stuck.
  • Homura: YES. I KNOW. GOD. GOD DAMN IT.
  • Madoka: Ah.
  • Sayaka: What is it now Madoka?
  • Madoka: Little kids.... shouldn't play in trash cans.
  • Sayaka: Um, duh?
  • Homura: Okay, can you lift your arms? I'm going to pull you out.
  • Homura: Ready? One... two... THREE!
  • Yuma: OW OW OW!
  • Homura: Deal with it, I'm going to pull again.
  • Homura: Listen you little shit, I don't care if it hurts or not because this is the only way you're getting out of there. Now gimme your arms again!
  • Yuma: AH! HELP! HELP!
  • Kyouko: ((Kicks through the wall)) WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!
  • Homura: What? NO! I'm trying to get her out!
  • Yuma: Kyouko! It's cramped and it smells in here!
  • Homura: Wait, I can explain everythOOF
  • Kyouko: ((Slugs Homura in the face))
  • Homura: I hate you.
  • Yuma: It's not my fault.
  • Homura: YES. YES IT IS.
  • Nagisa: I want cheese.
  • Yuma: I want chocolate!
  • Homura: Momo? Are you in here? This is my room you know so you better not be in here!
  • Homura: If you come out now I won't be angry but if I have to look for you and find you then I will be very, very upset. MOMO!
  • Yuma: Check the closet.
  • Nagisa: Mami said that Kyouko is stuck in the closet all the time so maybe Momo is in there too!
  • Homura: I-.... wow, okay.
  • Homura: ((Opens the closet))
  • Homura: Nope, not here.
  • Nagisa: Let's check under the bed!
  • Yuma: Yeah, my daddy hides all sorts of things under his bed!
  • Homura: Please do not tell me what sort of things are under your dad's bed.
  • Yuma: Lots of magazines of naked girls.
  • Homura: ((Sighs))
  • Homura: Alright, let's check under the bed....
  • Momo: ((Reading something under the bed))
  • Momo: Oh, hi!
  • Homura: Alright kids, game over. Get out from under there.
  • Momo: ((Crawls out))
  • Homura: Hey, what's that you're holding?
  • Momo: It's a comic I found under your bed!
  • Homura: Under my... NO DON'T LOOK AT THAT!
  • Momo: Hey! Hey! What are these two ladies doing?
  • Homura: UH- UM...
  • Yuma: Daddy has these sorts of things under his bed too!
  • Momo: Wow, really?
  • Homura: THAT'S A LIE! What your dad has is just porn but THIS is completely different! This is uh, this is clearly much more deep and meaningful than that. In actual fact, you could even say that it's like art or-
  • Nagisa: Doesn't the ladies in this book look a lot like you and Madoka?
  • Homura: -must judge a work by more than the sum of it's individual components because asdfdgfhgjkhlhjhfgdgsfasgdhgj TTTHAAAAATTTT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE!
  • Momo: Some of these pages are sticky.
  • Kyouko: ((Slams down through the ceiling))
  • Homura: ((Already mid-way climbing out the window))
  • Kyouko: ((Pulls Homura back in))
  • Nagisa: Oh look, there's more magazines over here.
  • Momo: Oh look, there's some about big-sis and her blue haired friend!
  • Kyouko: .......
  • Kyouko: Confiscated ((snatches doujin out of Momo's hands))
  • Momo: Aw, don't be mean!
  • Kyouko: I'll let you live THIS time Akemi! But if you screw up again you're dead mean, you're toast!
  • Kyouko: ((Breaks a window and jumps out))
  • Nagisa: Homura! What should we play next?
  • Homura: Go play something by yourselves you three, I'm completely tired.
  • Nagisa: Okay!
  • Nagisa: How could you do this to me?! How could you do this to US?!
  • Yuma: Baby please, a girl has needs and you're just not meeting them!
  • Momo: Sorry lady, your just a girl but Yuma needs a real woman to satisfy her.
  • Homura: Okay, what?
  • Homura: Hold it, hold up. What are you three doing?
  • Momo: We're playing house!
  • Homura: I-...
  • Yuma: My house.
  • Homura: ...Ouch.
  • Homura: Wow. Not okay, that is NOT cool.
  • Homura: Can't you play house normally? That's not how I remember how house was played when was little.
  • Nagisa: Oh! Oh! I know exactly what you mean Homura!
  • Nagisa: Okay, so I'll just lie down here... And Yuma, can you stand over me like- yeah, like that.
  • Nagisa: Okay, now put your arms out Yuma.
  • Yuma: Like this?
  • Nagisa: No, towards me. Yeah, that's it.
  • Nagisa: ((Grabs Yuma's arms))
  • Nagisa: IT'S AIYO!
  • Homura: ASDSFGDHFJ
  • Nagisa: .....Throw souls?
  • Momo: Oh, I think I know what she means!
  • Momo: Since you're already lying down Nagisa I'll just get on top of you like this and-
  • Homura: What are you doing?
  • Momo: We're playing house like in your comics Homura!
  • Yuma: Hot.
  • Homura: No. No. Do not re-enact my MadoHomu doujins please. That's just weird and wrong.
  • Kyouko: ((Bursts through house on a bulldozer)) MOOOOMMMOOOOO!
  • Mami: ((Rips off the entire roof of Homura's house with a blimp and rappels down)) NAAAGGGGIIISSSAAAA!
  • Homura: OH COME ON, REALLY!?
  • Mami and Kyouko: TIRO LANCIA!
  • Homura: Well. There goes my house. And the neighbour's house. And actually, this entire block. And like, half of the next block over.
  • Nagisa: I'm hungry, can I have some cheese?
  • Madoka: Suddenly I really hate cheese.
a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 10)
  • "How did we ever come to this?"
  • "I never thought you'd be someone I'd have to miss."
  • "There I was, caught in your game..."
  • "If you're looking for forgiveness, you won't find that here."
  • "You can say you're sorry, but I still don't care."
  • "You're both to blame."
  • "I hope you know you're my last mistake."
  • "Don't come around and say you need me."
  • "I won't stay."
  • "Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely."
  • "It was a big big world, but we thought we were bigger."
  • "I started writing songs, I started writing stories."
  • "Only those I really love will ever really know me."
  • "Once I was 20 years old, my story got told."
  • "I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure."
  • "I got my boys with me at least."
  • "I hope I'll see you later."
  • "We've traveled around the world and we're still roaming."
  • "I'm still learning about life."
  • "I'm still sorry."
  • "Tell me what you want this to be."
  • "I just can't catch a break."
  • "I know what I want this to be."
  • "You're dragging things along."
  • "Do you feel like something's missing when your skin is pressed to mine?"
  • "All I ever wanted was a part of you that I couldn't break."
  • "We're in pieces now."
  • "All you ever wanted was a part of me that I couldn't fake."
  • "I have to let you down."
  • "I know I’m the one you want to forget."
  • "Baby, you were my picket fence."
  • "I miss missing you now and then."
  • "Sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger."
  • "The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger."
  • "I am the best you’ll never have."
  • "Drink up, baby, stay up all night."
  • "I'll make you mine."
  • "I hate myself for staring at the phone."
  • "Kept all your texts, can’t erase them."
  • "I’d call you up but I know you’re not alone."
  • "I know that I should not hold on, so why can’t I let go?"
  • "I keep trying to figure out who you are to me."
  • "Maybe all that we were meant to be is beautifully unfinished."
  • "Your fingerprints are tattooed on my skin."
  • "You’re the one that I can’t lose; you’re the one that I can’t win."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish you’d go away."
  • "I hate you and I love you and I wish that you would stay."
  • "I think that you think that I'm half drunk."
  • "I know that you wouldn't fall for that."
  • "Shut up and take my hand."
  • "I don't wanna say goodnight."
  • "Hot damn, look at me now."
  • "I bet you never thought you would fall again."
  • "So much for keeping this 'just friends'."
  • "Shut up and kiss me now."
  • "I've done my part for twelve years now."
  • "I really wouldn't mind if we don't go anywhere, cause I've got you."
  • "You think my bruised knees are sort of pretty."
  • "I think your tired eyes are kind of nice."
  • "Have you got a lighter on you?"
  • "I really don't mind if we take our time."
  • "I've got a couple bottles of your favorite wine."
  • "I love everything that you've got."
  • "Would you be mine?"
  • "How can you joke at a time like this?"
  • "This is what you wanted all along now, isn't it?"
  • "I think that all you ever really ever wanted was a reason to complain."
  • "Those are her words, not mine."
  • "As far as I'm concerned, we could've had a good time."
  • "I guess there's nothing more to discuss."
  • "Girls don't call, and they never tell you why."
  • "Don't listen to my music."
  • "Don't lie in my bed."
  • "Don't listen to the references to things that you might have actually said."
  • "As far as I'm concerned, it could have been a lot worse."
  • "I wasn't trying to avoid the confrontation."
  • "She told me that I don't even try."
  • "Maybe you're right, maybe this is all that I can be."
  • "But what if it's you, and it wasn't me?"
  • "I'm fucked in the head, and my mind is turning into a whore."
  • "Maybe she's right, maybe I'm wrong."
  • "Maybe we'll fight 'til it move us along."
  • "You know that admitting the problem is the first step."
  • "Friends turned to wine-drunk lovers."
  • "I felt the strangest emotion but it wasn't hate, for once."
  • "Life is moving, can't you see?"
  • "There's no future left for you and me."
  • "I was holding and I was searching endlessly, but now there's nothing left that I can do."
  • "There is another future waiting there for you."
  • "They say people never change, but that's bullshit, they do."
  • "I do not think I would be here if not for them."
  • "With friends like ours, anywhere is home."
  • "Keep getting the feeling you wanna leave this all behind."
  • "I thought we were holding on, aren't we?"
  • "You and me got a whole lot of history."
  • "We could be the greatest team that the world has ever seen."
  • "Let's drive around town holding hands."
  • "And ya need to know, you're the only one."
  • "I love you, babe, so bad."
  • "I'm hella obsessed with your face."
  • "I'll be your daydream."
  • "We could be beautiful."
  • "Say you'll never let me go."
  • "Take me back to a time only we knew."
  • "We could waste the night with an old film."
  • "You said you'd never ever break down, but here I am sweeping pieces off of the ground."
  • "You said you'd never ever play to crowds."
  • "I've spent all night long scared of tomorrow."
  • "Everything is almost lost."
  • "I never thought I'd be so fragile."
  • "We're fragile."
  • "You're the only sound that I ever want to hear."
  • "Give me your heart, and I'll give you my love."
  • "Tonight you look lovely."
  • "Let me wrap my arms around you."
  • "Let me take you home."
  • "I want you to myself."
  • "You're the only thing that I ever need to know."
  • "Our world is looking so bright."
  • "I'm a little bit lost without you."
  • "I had a feeling once that you and I could tell each other everything."
  • "I just wanted you."
  • "Something about you, it's like an addiction."
  • "Hit me with your best shot, honey."
  • "I've got no reason to doubt you."
  • "You keep coming back again."
  • "I'm certain that I'm yours."
  • "I adore you."
  • "I said I'd never miss you, but I guess you never know."
  • "I miss your early morning company."
  • "You are my favorite 'what if'."
  • "You are my best 'I'll never know'."
  • "What did it ever mean to you?"
  • "I wish I'd known how much you loved me."
  • "I wish I cared enough to know."
  • "I'm sorry every song's about you."
  • "The torture of small talk with someone you used to love."
  • "When I was younger I was certain that I'd be fine without a queen."
  • "Where we've been is who we are."
  • "Now all I do is wonder why we ever set the scene."
  • "It's such a shame that we play strangers."
  • "Damn, it's such a shame that we've built a wreck out of me."
  • "I'll remember nights alone and waking up to dial tones."
  • "Always found my greatest moments in the sound of your 'hello's'."
  • "Will you even know it's me?"
  • "Can we find a new beginning?"
  • "Do you turn the other cheek?"