MCU headcanon: Bucky has an intense Amazon obsession. He's got a Prime membership and everything. Ordering shit online and not having to shop is his JAM. Now every time there's a delivery, the Avengers don't even bother to look at the name on the box. They're just like, "Barnes! It's for you." Bucky's like, "finally! My new kitchen knives." (Tony's like, who told him you can knives on Amazon??? And Natasha just smirks.)
Of course he does!
“Just come to the fucking store, Buck. We need groceries. We need groceries now, and not just whatever you can buy from Amazon’s basement.”
“Pantry, it’s a pantry, you jackass, and I know your enhanced brain remembers that. Besides, I can order us an entire crate of granola bars, they’ll be here in two hours.”
“We already have three crates of granola bars! Clint refuses to stop living on our couch! Move away from your laptop and come shopping!”
“There’s too many people. I’m traumatized. Wilson says so.”
“You’re lazy, Barnes. Don’t think I don’t know that you’re just waiting for me to leave so you and Barton can destroy our furniture because you’re juggling knives.”
“Discount knives. And don’t worry, I ordered us a new sofa, it should be here tomorrow by 8pm.”