and i was about to tag baekhyun

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after finding out about suho being a k-idol he congratulated him on his birthday!

(if you don’t remember this guy; he was on “exciting india” and came up to suho, asking him to take a picture of him and his mother, without knowing that he actually was a celebrity.)

Mobile Master List

I’m sorry to say, but I do not write for the members who left EXO. (LuHan, Kris, & Tao) I got into the fandom a little after Tao left so I don’t really know the personalities of the ones who left, which would make it harder to write for them. I can only do the remaining nine. :(


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~Minseok (Xiumin)~

~Junmyeon (Suho)~

~Yixing (Lay)~

~Baekhyun~

~Jongdae (Chen)~

~Chanyeol~

~Kyungsoo (D.O)~

~Jongin (Kai)~

~Sehun~

~Other Shit/Tags~

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EXO headcanons on having a 5′2″ S/O

Requested by; anon

Thank you so much for the 5'2" s/o bts headcanons, they were perfect (also whoever requested the got7 version is a genius). If you have time could I request an all of EXO headcanon for having a 5'2" bf/gf. -sincerely a tiny anon who loves your blog very much 💕 (tbh you’ll probably figure out who I am because I’ll shout about how perfect it is in the tags)


Xiumin;

  • short power couple
  • matching clothes couple
  • you’ll both fight chanyeol
  • “we’ll be hobbits together forever, won’t we?”
  • forces you to workout with him

Suho;

  • laughs at your cuteness
  • suble bully
  • “i feel bad for you, you can’t even reach the shelves. Kidding!”
  • always gives you hoodies because he thinks you look adorable
  • does protect you from chanyeol tall people

Lay;

  • he’s the big spoon
  • “my baby looking good!”
  • doesn’t often show affection but really loves you
  • on-top-of-your-head-kisses
  • piggyback rides!

Baekhyun;

  • ready to fight Chanyeol aswell
  • back-hugger type of bf
  • often rests his head on your shoulder
  • kisses!! cheek kisses!
  • “I’ll kick anyone who mocks you about your height!”

Chen;

  • an actual angel
  • “how’s my cute sweety doing?”
  • sings around you
  • helps you chosing clothes
  • lowkey mocks your height

Chanyeol;

  • biggest bully
  • he’s 100% the big spoon
  • holds things above your head
  • kiss him and you get the thing
  • “you’re so short! oh my god! you can’t even follow my walking pace!”

D.O.;

  • “are those my sweatpants? aren’t they way too big?”
  • same as Suho; suble bully
  • knows when to stop
  • compliments you from the moment you two wake up
  • tickles you if you refuse to kiss him

Kai;

  • heart eyes
  • always supporting you with the biggest smile
  • brings you to the gym
  • “ah, you’re adorable, I can’t even describe your beauty!”
  • loving kisses!!

Sehun;

  • shy baby
  • put things on high places
  • can be very petty but can never stay petty at you
  • “how can I stay annoyed at you? You’re too adorable!”
  • subtle kisses and affection things

Hi everyone! So due to me being a dramatic ass, I’ve unfollowed a lot of people. (Some by accident mind you, message me if we were like mutuals for life and I’ll follow you again) anyways I need more people to follow!!!

reblog this;

  • if you reblog/post about atleast 95% exo.
  • if you’re a baekhyun stan.
  • if you reblog/post a lot kyungsoo, jongdae, xiumin or yixing. I lack these boys a lot on my dash ://
  • If you make gifs/edits! I love love love a dash full of great exo edits/gifs!
  • if you dont make tasteless jokes about the members that’s actually mean and not funny at all. I don’t tolerate stanti behavior at all lol.
  • if you are super positive! I completely hate the new trend of being a negative jerk online; if you’re super positive and write lots of cute stuff in the tags/or in posts, then I will most likely follow!!
  • if you show a bit personality. I don’t follow people who just post memes taken from twitter ..
  • if you are following me lmao.

That’s a lot, but I’ve been on tumblr the past 7 years and I’m a bit tired of how this website has turned out :) I’m trying to make it better for myself so!

Roots (Prologue)

Originally posted by peruni

EXO Fanfic: Fantasy AU
Main Pairing: Female Reader x Byun Baekhyun (Light Fairy)

You are an Elven Outsider living in the Human World, living peacefully as a florist and gardener. But your peace shatters when you are discovered by a Representative from the Council of the Other World. Will he discover your secrets?

AUTHOR NOTE: IMPORTANT: Although these fics can be read independently, they are actually part of a crossover collection! The Other World Collection is all written in the same AU, with repeating characters and connected storylines. Starting with Charred, then Struck and this new fic which runs somewhat parallel to Struck. I would recommend reading Struck first at least (even if you just skim it!) - but also, I always always write so you can understand it if you have just picked it up here!

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Six Years Ago

You stared at your reflection in the small pool of water in front of you. You blinked back tears as your face stared back at you, rippling gently as a light breeze played gently across the surface of the water. Your hair was wound delicately back from your face, laced with flowers and a crown of ivy. Your skin was glowing. You looked beautiful… and miserable.

I can’t go through with this, you thought, feeling your body tremble.

‘Y/N! What are you doing?’

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Always With You

Here are some more details about this small fan project called Always with You.

We’re just a few days away from the #EXOrDIUMinMexico and if you’ll be around, I’ll be giving out these wristbands (which are only 200) before the concert.

You can follow me on my IG account (Click Here) where I’ll be posting pictures of my exact location so we can meet.

Once you get your wristband, take a picture, upload it to IG tagging @zyxzjs and using the following hash tags:

#张艺兴 #我们会永远在你身边 #Yixing #WeAreAlwaysWithYou #EstamosSiempreContigo

And that’s it! I think is almost impossible for him to see it but let’s try and if you have the chance to come around and say hi, it’s going to be awesome to meet you and hopefully, it will be in less than a week. See you soon!

FIC REC

If you are a fandom hoe just like me and enjoy reading boyxboy smut greatly, then you are in the right place. This a master list of rec of my favorite pieces I have come across. I will be updating frequently for you guys. I hope you enjoy cuties :-)


Markjinson (mark + jackson + jinyoung)

Baby, I Love Your Company by jaekyu

Summary: Mark’s in a frat. So is Jackson. They might be a Thing. But also there’s Jinyoung.

Chapter: 1/1

Why I am recommending: One of my favorite fics of all time (which says a lot because I read a lot of fics). This fic literally has everything, drama and plot, smut, fluff, angst, I have no complaints. It’s so hot but so cute at the same time. A must read for everyone, read this if you want to live a happy and healthy life.

Jinson (jinyoung + jackson)

Jinyoung’s Peach by ohbutter

Summary: Jackson has pretty much wanted to fuck Jinyoung to the moon and back for as long as he has existed.

Additional tags: tease!jinyoung

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Teasing jinyoung and desperate jackson is the best thing that has ever happened to me. One of the hottest fics I have ever read, I love god. 

Jinmark (jinyoung + mark)

Keep Reading by jagseun

Summary: Mark wanted Jinyoung to read to him.

Additional tags: reading aloud, smut, riding, pwp

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: One of the most unique story lines I have ever seen and it was absolutely genius (and hot).

So, What Are You Wearing? by jagseun

Summary: Mark lived in LA, Jinyoung lived in Seoul. They had a healthy long-distance relationship but sometimes meeting once every couple of months was just not enough.

Additional tags: phone sex, masturbation, dom!jinyoung, sub!mark, humor

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: This is so adorable yet so hot. You wont really understand that unless you read it. So read it. 

2jae (jaebum + youngjae)

Sideways by gesuotome

Summary: Youngjae and Jaebum are both tired from work which means its time for same lazy sex.

Additional tags: frottage, smut

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Lazy sex is the best sex.

Markson (mark + jackson)

Sudden Urges by cffn

Summary: Mark feels the feels and Jackson is the target. Results are steamy.

Additional tags: bathroom sex, pwp

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Steamy hot markson bathroom sex, it doesn’t get any better than that. 

Full Hands, Full Heart by moonlightlov

Summary: Mark knows it’s just a friend helping a friend, but he can’t help wanting more.

Additional tags: handjobs, angst, fluff, smut, canon!verse

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Cute, cute, cute, cute.

Jaetuan (jaebum + mark)

Answer It by eny

Summary: Mark and Jaebum are getting it on and then get interrupted by a phone call. Jaebum makes Mark answer it.

Additional tags: anal fingering, humor, gay sex, phone sex (kind of?)

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Why isnt jb and mark a thing? This fic was so hot and there needs to be more jaetuan in this world. I am so glad someone decided to write a fic like this, it is beyond hot and I demand a part 2 asap. 

OT7

Everyone Love’s Yugyeom by ffairyy

Summary: It’s literally what the title says… Yugyeom getting fucked loved by the rest of Got7.

Additional tags: group sex, pwp, whiny!yugyeom, orgasm control, anal sex (duh)

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: One of the only ot7 fics I actually like, Not much to say, just read it and you will understand my obession, Your welcome. 

Yoonmin (yoongi + jimin)

All This Devotion Rushing Out To Me by fatal

Summary: Jimin falls apart between the strain in his arms and Yoongi’s mouth ghosting over his skin.

Additional tags: bondage, blindfolds, dirty talk, praise kink, pain kink, begging, overstimulation, sex toys, alternate universe, pwp

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: This is art. This if life. This is the good life.

Love Literally by Incadence

Summary: When Jimin said he wanted a dildo for his birthday, he didn’t mean that he actually wanted a dildo for his birthday.

Additional tags: vibrators, sex toys, masturbation

Chapters: 1/1

Word count: 2.7K

Why I am recommending: This fic is just really naughty and hot so that’s why I like it lol im going to hell. Some dom!yoongi and sub!jimin to brighten up your day.

어둠 속을 밝혀줘 (Light Up The Darkness) by sungmin

SummaryConfidence is sexy. Jimin’s sure of that. And frankly, Jimin is never more confident than when he’s grinding on a stranger and can feel shaky breath on his neck, when he can practically feel the heat pulsing from the other person as they get increasingly more rules up. He loves being in control and having people under his finger, turning and shooting them a cheeky smirk, biting his lip and playing coy. It’s more exciting when they play along.When they grab him and go with the flow.Which is exactly why when he spots a guy leaning up against the bar in an expensive looking outfit and a drink in his hand, Jimin can’t help himself.

Additional tags: pwp, au, rapper!yoongi, dancer!jimin

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: The defiintion of a hot, steamy, sexy, teasing sugar daddy, tension building fic with alot of kinks and dirty talk and wow I just love this fic and you will too I promise. 

→ Can I, Hyung? by Heukhaneul

Summary: Jimin swallows for the first time, Yoongi rewards him.

Additional tags: rimming, porn without plot

Chapters 1/1

Word count: 3.1K

Why I am recommending: So much dirty talking and teasing and grinding and yes this is a gift from heaven bless up. Any Yoonmin fan would die over this fic. 

Feel So Hot On Your Lap (Let Me Ride You Out) by Heukhaneul

Summary: Yoongi wasn’t expecting to wake up under these circumstances; if anything, he didn’t expect to be woken up for another few hours considering it was his day off of work.(But, it seems like Jimin had other things planned.)

Additional tags: blow jobs, morning sex, riding

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Let’s just say after I read this, I considered myself a new person. 

Sekai (sehun + kai)

Nothing But Summer by GinForInk

Summary: While lifeguarding on the beach, Sehun has to deal with the obnoxious guys from his class who think they can skimboard. One is Kris, who he’s had a crush on for years. Another is cute, flirty Jongin, who might be just what he needs to get over him.

Additional tags: alternate universe, public sex, lifeguard sehun, comeplay, lap dance, morning sex, first time, minor drug use

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: This fic basically saved my life. It has a little bit of everything and that’s what I love about it. It has fluff, angst, smut and the plot is really good too. Even if you don’t ship Sekai, this is a must read for literally every exo-l.

Baekyeol (baekhyun + chanyeol)

Good Boy by xingmyeons

Summary: The worst part is that Baekhyun just wants Chanyeol to get really rough with him. He’s wanted it right from the start, and it doesn’t make sense, because Chanyeol’s always been so gentle and sweet, and yet all Baekhyun wants to do is his boyfriend to fuck him up.

Additional tags: shameless smut, breathplay, crossdressing, hairpulling, light dom/sub, orgasm denial

Chapter: 1/1

Why I am recommending: One word. Wow. This fic is pretty kink but not too much to the point where it’s overwhelming. If you like dom chanyeol, you need to this read to lengthen your life span. 

→Your Glasses Are Fogging by callme_cutie

Summary: Just a story about two friends who move from casually jerking it together from time to time to jerking each other almost every night, to casual blowjobs until somehow feelings get involved.

Additional tags: alternate universe, mutual masturbation, hand/blow jobs, smut, pwp

Chapter: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Cute and unique story line and some nice smut, what else can I ask for. 

Wonhui (wonwoo + junhui)

Introduction to Theology by Gwanshim

Summary: Wonwoo doesn’t really want to deal with Junhui in the middle of their Theology 101 class, but Junhui is being annoyingly persistent and Wonwoo has never been good at denying him anything.(The porny University AU where Junhui is thirsty as fuck and Wonwoo gives in too easily.)

Additional tags: alternate universe, public hand jobs, over stimulation, dirty talk, public blow jobs

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: This fic is the reason why every single time I see wonwoo and jun together, I get all hot and bothered - in a good way though.

Meanie (mingyu + wonwoo)

Behind These Metaphors (I Want You Literally) by Coupsd

Summary: Wonwoo doesn’t know how his favourite regular ended up on his bed… or why he’s asking him to stay.(Or, that weed dealer AU where everything is confusing.)

Additional tags: alternative universe, drug use, oral, floor sex, drug induced sex, masturbation, bare backing

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: Hands down one of the best meanie one shots I ever read, you would be dumb not to give this work of art a chance!!

Jeongcheol (seungcheol + jeonghan)

Alone Again by Loserhoshi

Summary: They finally have time alone and they intend to make use of it.

Additional tags: porn without plot, riding, dom!seungcheol, sub!jeonghan

Chapters: 1/1

Why I am recommending: I have never read some really good smut but just enough fluff so it is not overwhelming but smooth in a way?? I don’t know, this is art okay?

i love it when people tag me in posts about my bias telling me to come collect my man. i’m sitting here like, i’m so sorry he is so rude. he does that sometimes.

anonymous asked:

Who are you top 6 Baekhyun blogs and why??????

okay,,,

@byunlucid for a laugh. i literally check her blog everyday to laugh, guarantee to never fail u. number 1 bbh blog for updates, faster than fybaekhyun sometimes (no offense @ fybaekhyun 😎), the center of all exo (esp bbh) discourses, has all bbh receipts. pretend to be thirsty but actually is the softest

@deararchimedes she’s a full time sehun stan but a part time bbh blog. very fast with all the news, usually when i need to check something i just go to her blog. she likes girl groups too so it’s a BIG bonus 💗 she’s also funny and always fights with @byunlucid ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ her gifs are really beautiful and she gifs very fast 😛

@squynhty for tags and diversification. her blog has EVERYTHING (and i really mean it). she’s rlly funny in a sense that her tags usually don’t make any sense so u laugh bcs u don’t get it fhkajhfjkas. she always tags exo in posts that have nothing to do with them and laughs at them herself bcs that’s so funny to her bye. besides, she’s an awesome gif maker 😘

@fyncten well.. dumb.. they have all exo clips, use 9854527 apps to edit vids, are the softest when it comes to bbh, write dumb tags all the time, dumb,, just dumb.. like to appear dangerous and mysterious but actually 12. can be aggressive sometimes. follow with caution

@byunvoyage for all the beautiful gifs and edits. she doesn’t reblog shit posts and always on queue. her blog is very very very beautiful 💕💗💖

@baekhyunlipchain YES MY BLOG I ALWAYS READ IT AGAIN AND LAUGH BCS WHY NOT 😍😍😍 #SELFLOVE

we wrote a prelude to our own fairytale

Author: wshxn

Genre: Romance, Disney’s Paperman!AU

Rating: PG

Length: Oneshot

there is something particularly different about today, because it’s the first time sehun ever sees him, and he thinks the sun rose in those eyes.

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anonymous asked:

girl i was just thinking about that too , baek stans are always so specific and like wtf they are like literature majors with how much novels they write in the tags lol i guess that gives them practice. ive never seen people who can write something so small and simple like a blink and turn into a fucking novel lmao

LMAO DONT GET ME STARTED THE TAGS I ALWAYS CLICK SEE MORE AND IT DROPS DOWN THE ENTIRE PAGE

honestly they have a lot of feelings woW

baekhyun: 

baekhyun stans: 900 page novel on why that was art

I was tagged by my dear @baekhyeun (thank you for tagging me 💕💕)

Rules: You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and tag 10 people.

  1. Fire - Taeyeon
  2. Let out the beast - EXO
  3. Lotto - EXO
  4. Eraser - Ed Sheeran
  5. Dream (Club Live Ver) - Baekhyun, Suzy
  6. Wake me up - B.A.P
  7. The first snow - EXO
  8. Palette - IU
  9. Take You Home - Baekhyun
  10. Save Myself - Ed Sheeran

I tag @squynhty @byunlucid @fyncten @deararchimedes @my-bobohu @subaek @mochibaeks @sefuns @baekhyunstolemyeyeliner @mxci  you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to ofc, but I’d appreciate if you do bcs I want to know you more 🤗😘😘

EXO's Reaction to You Being Another Member's Fraternal Twin

Ahh, you are my first request so thank you! I’m sorry this took a while to be put up. Hehe, I hope you liked it!

Sehun:

You were the new trainee at SM Entertainment, finally being able to enter the company after reassuring your twin brother, Luhan, that you would be able to take care of yourself. Your first day as a trainee, you were already being planned to be promoted to the public. SM planned to do so by having you feature at EXO’s upcoming solo concert. When you entered the practice room, several of the EXO members were already inside awaiting you. The one that caught your eyes the most was Sehun, remembering your twin brother had mentioned he was the Korean member he was closest to next to Xiumin.

“Yo, guys,” you said casually, completely forgetting that you were supposed to address them as “sunbae-nims” now. It was a habit for you to greet others like that because Luhan had said it so many times that it caught onto you like the plague.

Immediately, Sehun raised his eyebrows, as the rest of the EXO members did too when they recognized the word you had said to greet them. Awkwardly, you rubbed your nape and tried to explain to them, “Ahh, Luhan Gege is actually my twin.”

The members would gape at you in surprise, not totally believing it because you looked nothing like your twin brother but there’s the downside of being fraternal twins. On the other hand, Sehun had recalled Luhan mentioning you once and had even seen a picture of you when you were younger. So he choked on the water he had been chugging down, completely caught off guard that you would be there after Luhan had left due to bad conditions.

Kai:

You had accepted Kai’s proposal to take you on a date at a BBQ restaurant without telling you twin brother, Xiumin, who you were going with. He only knew that you were getting fed beef for free. Even if they were from the same group, it was none of his business. Likewise, Kai had no idea you were related to Xiumin and you would have liked to keep it that way. How would the poor child react if he knew you were older than he was?

You two were so immersed in eating and talking to one-another that you didn’t realized the sunny weather outside had turned cloudy and a storm was coming. Xiumin, being the overprotective “older brother” that he is, decided that he would go down to the BBQ restaurant to bring you and your date a umbrella just in case, so you two won’t get wet and sick.

“Y/N?” Xiumin called out as he tapped the top of your head with the umbrella, “What are you doing here with Kai?”

“Xiumin Oppa!” you shouted as you frantically looked back and forth from your twin brother to Kai, registering the confused expression on his face.

“You know each other, Hyung?” he questioned with his eyebrows furrowed together in confusion.

“This is the sister I was talking about, Kai.”

“Oh!” Kai shouted in realization before he slowly stuffed his mouth with more beef. He suddenly felt awkward about dating his Hyung’s twin sister but he still liked her nonetheless.

Baekhyun:

Chanyeol’s phone had gone off approximately twelve times now and it was starting to get on Baekhyun’s nerves. It was one of the precious days off that the members get to have and he had wanted to spend it playing video games with the giant male. Instead, he was texting with some unknown person for the longest time.

“Who are you talking to?” Baekhyun finally gave up trying to catch Chanyeol’s attention and decided to plop down beside him to look over his shoulder. He didn’t mean to be nosy but there was nothing else to do.

“My twin sister, Y/N!” Chanyeol answered as he grinned, “She’s coming over soon so be nice.”

Baekhyun rolled his eyes but agreed anyways, even if he felt a little bit annoyed he couldn’t play video games now. As if right on cue, the doorbell rang and Chanyeol ran to open it, revealing you on the other side.

“Chanyeol Oppa! I brought food that Yoora Unnie made earlier!” you held up a large lunch box in your hand before looking behind Chanyeol and spotting a rather bored-looking Baekhyun, “Hi, Baekhyun Oppa!”

“Hi, Y/N,” Baekhyun waved awkwardly, making it seem like he saluted to you instead. He turned away so he wouldn’t let his irritation seep through as he mumbled to himself, “They don’t even look alike.”

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Chanyeol:

You had signed up to go on Hello Counselor with the concern that that people wouldn’t believe you were actually the twin of an idol. You were actually EXO’s Kai’s fraternal twin sister, younger by only a couple minutes. People thought you had said that to gain attention because the only thing you had in common with Kai was your love for puppies.

It was your turn to go on stage, where Kai’s bandmate, Chanyeol, was a guest for the day. Chanyeol had no idea that Kai was patiently sitting in the audience to be questioned about your concern so you were nervous that he would give you a strange look like your other friends had.

“Today’s guest, Y/N, is concerned about her friends not believing that she is related to EXO’s Kai,” the MC had announced as you slid down the slide and was helped to the middle of the stage by none other than Chanyeol himself.

Chanyeol shot you a strange look before catching a glimpse of Kai sitting patiently in the audience. So he inventively listened to your story and frustrations of being untrustworthy to your friends when in fact you were telling the truth.

“What do you think, Chanyeol?” the MC asked Chanyeol when it was his turn to vote whether he thought your concern was a concern or not.

He immediately voted “no” as he explained, “I think Y/N is pretty whether or not she looks like her brother, so it’s not a concern to me." 

Kris:

You recently were hired to work at a new Innisfree storefront that had opened up at Hong Kong’s International Airport, and not that you minded much since the job paid you extra to work the graveyard shift. Often times, you were able to meet celebrities who choose to travel at such an early hour because less fans would be around to harass them.

Today, a certain tall male that your brother had introduced you to before decided to stop by Innisfree to buy himself extra hand lotion before he returned back to Korea for a month. Sure there were Innisfree stores everywhere in Korea but he never liked to shop that much so he wanted to get it done now.

"Hello, sir,” you bowed politely as he entered the store with a lost puppy look, “Do you need help looking for something?”

“Oh,” Kris stared at you for a while as if he was trying to remember something, “I’m sorry, do I know you from somewhere?”

“I’m Yixing Gege’s little sister,” you grinned cheekily as you felt happy your elder brother had talked about you to his members before.

“Oh, right. His twin sister,” he kept glancing at you with a confused expression.

“What?”

“You guys don’t look alike though,” he chewed on his bottom lip as he headed off towards the section of the store that held hand lotions.

Tao:

Recently, your twin brother, Baekhyun, thought it would be funny to keep mimicking everything his bandmate, Tao, said. He sometimes let you tag along to one of his dance practices so you could watch him as he worked his magic and annoyed the crap out of Tao. You found it pretty amusing, actually, and decided it would be funny if you started to mimic him as well.

“You and I are on different levels, Baekhyun!” Tao shouted one day once the EXO members had finished practicing their new comeback song for the millionth time. Baekhyun had mimicked Tao as he collapsed on the floor and mumbled out a string of incoherent Chinese sentences.

Before Baekhyun could retaliate and, oce again, mimic Tao’s words, you decided to mimic him instead, ‘You and I are on different levels, Baekhyun!“

Tao and Baekhyun glanced back at you in unison, Baekhyun looked too proud than anything else while Tao looked incredulous, in disbelief that he has to deal with another person that’s going to obnoxiously imitate his Korean.

"Who the heck are you anyways?” Tao asked harshly, a tinge of annoyance in his voice.

“That’s my elder sister, Y/N Noona, don’t be rude!” Baekhyun hit the back of Tao’s head at hearing you being spoken to rudely.

“We’re twins, actually,” you added on with a sly grin, clearly enjoying the way Tao got annoyed easily, “Can’t you tell?”

“Oh, yeah. The resemblance is uncanny,” Tao answered with a sarcastic tone as he made a funny face towards you.

Lay:

You had decided to go to the amusement park with your friends for the second time this year, clearly feeling bored because your elder brother was too busy to accompany you this time around. The first time you came to the amusement park, you had gone with Suho Oppa and he’d brought along the other EXO members. It had been more fun then because the EXO members were unexpectedly hyper and energetic, which made it tedious to keep up with them all.

You had wandered off from your group of friends because they had lost your interest from the moment you guys had stepped into the amusement park and found yourself standing in front of one of the carnival games. Well, might as well play because there’s nothing better to do than win a giant teddy bear today.

“Hi, could I get twelve rings please,” you called out to the worker who had his back to you. When he turned around, you gaped at him, “Lay Oppa?”

“Um, yes? How can I help you?” he scratched the back of his head, flustered because he thought a fan had found him at his second job.

“It’s me, Suho Oppa’s twin sister?” you raised an eyebrow, still amazed at how forgetful he really could be.

Suho:

“Sehun, if you keep being a brat, I’ll have to call your family to escort you home,” Suho warned as Sehun yet again gave the other members his diva-like attitude.

Suho didn’t understand what had happened today to make him act like such a spoiled brat with all the other members but he was not having any of it when he had nine other kids to look after, excluding Kris. Of course, Sehun only crossed his arms defiantly before walking off towards a corner.

“My sister is on her way anyways, so whatever,” he rolled his eyes as he stared out the window, he stared out the window in hopes that you would hurry up and come get him so he could get his flu shot over with.

A couple minutes later, you made your way inside the SM building and walked straight into EXO’s dance practice room, physically ready to drag Sehun if he refused to come with you to the doctor’s.

“Hi, I’m Sehun’s sister, Y/N,” you shook Suho’s hand as you smiled politely, “I hope he hasn’t been giving you too much trouble. I’m sorry you had to deal with the twin that has the bad attitude.”

“Oh, dear no, there’s two of them,” Suho thought to himself as he shook his head “no” and allowed you to take Sehun away from the practice room.

Luhan:

You were getting your hair and makeup done when the EXO members came into the dressing room, their hair and makeup already done from their previous photo shoot. He flashed them a quick smile and nodded your head in a greeting before your brother, Tao, went to go bother you.

“Jiejie, buy me lunch after the photo shoot is done,” Tao whined loudly as he shook your shoulder nonstop. You waved him off, afraid that if he kept moving you, the makeup artist would accidentally mess up your makeup.

“Why don’t you ask Luhan Gege to take you instead?” you questioned as you saw the said male approaching the two of you. You immediately waved and smiled cheekily, “Hello.”

“Hi,” Luhan waved back as he flashed a bright smile, “Wow, you look so pretty, Y/N! Though you kind of resemble Tao with makeup on.”

You shot Tao a confused look before glancing back at Luhan and replying nonchalantly, “That’s because we’re twins, Gege.”

Luhan’s eyes widened slightly in surprise before he shook his head to deny the fact, “Oh, no, you guys are totally bluffing!”

Xiumin:

Your brother always seemed to be dragging you to all the social events that he’s being invited to on a daily basis and you weren’t sure if you were lucky or beginning to hate the fact you couldn’t just stay in the comfort of your bed.

“Oh, come on, Y/N. You’ll get to meet Xiumin Hyung today,” Kyungsoo said matter-of-factly, hoping that’ll convince you to come with him to the award ceremony that was happening later that night.

With a loud sigh, you gave in because you couldn’t even deny the fact how much time you spend fangirling over Xiumin is unhealthy. Of course, leave it to trustworthy Kyungsoo to already inform all the EXO members that you were his fraternal twin, older by just a couple minutes. It didn’t seem to phase Xiumin that much because you two looked nothing alike yet similar, with wide eyes and beautiful heart shaped lips. He founded himself intrigued by you already.

“Well, hello there,” Xiumin casually sat down next to you, his lips curved into a slight smirk, “I’m Xiumin.”

Chen:

With your brother finally being home more often, you found that it was easier to bond with him than it was before. He told you about all the great opportunities that he was being offered in China and that he would take the entire family from Canada to China once he’s saved up enough money to ensure that you all would be comfortable. he even let you hang out with his friends, former bandmates from EXO.

You thought that you had already met all of EXO at least a dozen times but then realized that your brother had always refrained from introducing you to your ultimate bias: Chen. So when you bothered him about it, then continued to bother him about I again and again, he finally agreed to let you meet him and you couldn’t help but squeal loudly. Almost like a pig.

You were seated in a local and small restaurant, waiting to finally meet your ultimate bias, when Chen walks in with a wide smile plastered on is face as h makes his way towards you and Kris.

“This must be the infamous Y/N I’ve been hearing about. My number one fangirl,” he teased as he took a seat right across from you, “Wow, Kris Hyung, she really looks nothing like you!”

Kyungsoo:

For a while now, Kyungsoo had been talking to the members about the girl he likes that served him coffee every morning when the members got there right before practice. He was talking about your smile and how it never failed to perk him up better than the coffee ever did, though your smile reminded him of someone else for an unknown reason. He didn’t realize that unknown reason was because Chen shared the same smile as you and Chen didn’t even realize Kyungsoo actually liked you and not your co-worker instead.

So when Kyungsoo’s cheeks reddened when you came over to throw away the member’s empty coffee cups and Chen looked at him with an unreadable expression, he knew the girl he had a crush on was you.

“Oh, my gosh, you like my sister!” Chen yelled out as he got to his feet and pointed an accusing finger towards the small and confused male, 'You, Do Kyungsoo, actually like my twin sister, Y/N, but you can’t even say “hi” to me without punching me afterwards!“

You stared at the duo with a hint of amusement because not only was your twin brother causing a scene even before the crack of dawn, but the look that Kyungsoo had as he kept shifting his gaze from you to Chen was too adorable.

me: *sees baekhyun’s meaty thighs*

me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Exo faves tag!!

Tagged by @swaggyt-enthusiast​ !! Sorry I only got to it now!! I haven’t been home that much lately

♡ exo faves tag ♡

  • G E N E R A L :

First Bias(es): Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun

Current Bias(es): Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun

Favorite subunit: K | M | CBX

Favorite solo artist: Lulululu hann

  • S H I P S :

OTP(s): SuKai | SeHo | KyungMyeon | SuYeol | BaekHo | SeKai | KaiSoo | ChanKai | KaiBaek | SeSoo | ChanSoo | BaekSoo | ChanHun | BaekYeol |SeBaek | TaoRis | KrisLay | ChenRis | XiuRis | KrisHan | TaoLay | ChenLay | LaySeok | LayHan | ChenTao | LuChen | XiuChen | XiuTao | XiuHan | LuTao | KrisHo | SuLay | SuTao | XiuHo | SuChen | KrisKai | KrisHun | KrisSoo | KrisYeol | BaeKris | LaySoo | KyungTao | KyungSeok | KyungHan | ChenSoo | ChanLay | TaoYeol | XiuYeol | LuYeol | ChanChen | BaekLay | BaekTao | XiuBaek | LuBaek | ChenBaek | ChenLay | JongTao | XiuKai | KaiHan | ChenKai | SeXing| TaoHun | XiuHun | HunHan | KaiXing

BROTP(s): SuKai | SeHo | KyungMyeon | SuYeol | BaekHo | SeKai | KaiSoo | ChanKai | KaiBaek | SeSoo | ChanSoo | BaekSoo | ChanHun | BaekYeol |SeBaek | TaoRis | KrisLay | ChenRis | XiuRis | KrisHan | TaoLay | ChenLay | LaySeok | LayHan | ChenTao | LuChen | XiuChen | XiuTao | XiuHan | LuTao | KrisHo | SuLay | SuTao | XiuHo | SuChen | KrisKai | KrisHun | KrisSoo | KrisYeol | BaeKris | LaySoo | KyungTao | KyungSeok | KyungHan | ChenSoo | ChanLay | TaoYeol | XiuYeol | LuYeol | ChanChen | BaekLay | BaekTao | XiuBaek | LuBaek | ChenBaek | ChenLay | JongTao | XiuKai | KaiHan | ChenKai | SeXing| TaoHun | XiuHun | HunHan | KaiXing

  • S C E N A R I O S :

Go to the Theme Park With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun (this might sound dumb but luhan is the only one I’d go to a theme park with bc we both hate crazy rides so)

Road Trip With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun

Lazy Sundays With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol | Baekhyun

Disney Duet With: Suho | Kai | Xiumin | Lay | Tao | Kris | D.O. | Chen | Luhan | Sehun | Chanyeol  | Baekhyun

  • M U S I C :

Favorite Album(s): MAMA | XOXO | Growl | Miracles in December | Overdose | Exodus | Love Me Right | Sing For You | EX’ACT | Lotto | Lose Control | Hey, Mama! | Coming Over | For Life

Favorite Music Video(s): What is Love | History | MAMA | Wolf | Growl | Growl 2nd ver | Miracles in December | Overdose | Call Me Baby | Love Me Right | Love Me Right (Romantic Universe) | Lightsaber | Sing for You | What Is Love (STATION) | Lil’ Something (STATION) | The Years (STATION) | The Day (STATION) | Dream | Call You Bae | Lucky One | Monster | Dancing King (STATION) | Lotto | Monodrama (STATION) | What U Need | Lose Control | Hey, Mama! | Coming Over (Short Version) | For Life

Favorite Non - Title Track(s): Two Moons | Angel | Machine | Baby, Don’t Cry | Black Pearl | Don’t Go | Let Out The Beast | 3.6.5 | Heart Attack | Peter Pan | Baby | My Lady | Lucky | XOXO | Christmas Day | The Star | My Turn To Cry | The First Snow | Moonlight | Thunder | Run | Love, Love, Love | What If.. | My Answer | El Dorado | Lady Luck | Beautiful | Transformer | Playboy | Hurt | Exodus | First Love | Promise (EXO 2014) | Tender Love | Drop That | Unfair | Girl x Friend | On the Snow | What Is Love (STATION) | Lil’ Something (STATION) | The Years (STATION) | The Day (STATION) | Dream | Call You Bae | Artificial Love | Can’t Bring Me Down | Cloud 9 | Heaven | She’s Dreaming | White Noise | One And Only | They Never Know | Stronger | Monster (LDN Noise Creeper Bass Remix) | Dancing King (STATION) | Monodrama (STATION) | Tonight | MYM | MYM (Acoustic) | Relax | The One | Rhythm After Summer | Juliet | Cherish | TacTix | Run This | Falling For You | What I Want For Christmas | Twenty Four | Winter Heat

Favourite OST(s): Baekhyun - Beautiful | Chen - Best Luck | Chen - Everytime | Chanyeol - Last Hunter | Chanyeol - I Hate You | Chanyeol - Stay With Me | D.O. - Scream | D.O. - Don’t Worry | Lay - Alone | Lay - Happy Youth | Suho - Saving Santa | Xiumin - You are the One | Baekhyun, Chen, & Xiumin - Crush U | Baekhyun, Chen, & Xiumin - For You | Chen & Suho - Beautiful Accident

Favourite Ex-Exo Track(s): Time Boils The Rain | There Is A Place | Bad Girl | Greenhouse Girl | From Now On | July | Juice | Baby | That Good Good | Adventure Time | Promises | Medals | Lu | Football Gang | Love Moving Forward | Our Tomorrow | Tian Mi Mi | Your Song | Deep | The Inner Force | Back to 17 | Let Me By Your Side | Excited | Catch Me When I Fall | Winter Song | Skin to Skin | What if I Said | Roleplay |One Heart | Yesterday | T.A.O | M.O.M | Feel Awake | Crown | Alone | Cinderella Girl | Reluctantly | I Am The Sovereign | 19 | The Road | Underground King | Hello Hello | Black White (AB) | New Day |

I have no idea who to tag, but anyone can do this! Have fun!