and i wanted to take them home

I learned a lot

I’m in the home stretch, folks. 6 more weeks of this infernal state’s 12 month waiting period for divorce. I’m taking a sabbatical from facebook because I’m over that fuckery, too. Both have taught me the following: I’m not invisible, though friends can put up their blinders. Boy, when they take them down, though, shit gets weird. If want something serious, it’s going to be a lonnnnng time until that happens with someone worthy. German Dude is just going to have to wait. I’m itching to travel, but I won’t be traveling alone any time soon and, honestly, I don’t need or want a fantasy or a vacation. He’s cool, but then again, he’s not. I don’t have time to figure him out. I learned that much from our time together. So, in the mean time, if I want meaningful interaction, I have you guys. For whatever your reasons, you’re all full of insights and genuine kindness. Not the rosy colored kindness, but the kick in the ass, tell it like a real friend kindness. Maybe it’s because we don’t bring expectations to the table here.

PS. I hate the formatting of posts from my phone.
How would the GazettE men celebrate your birthday?

Ruki: He’d make sure to treat you to plenty of nice things and pamper you. First, he would give you a piece of jewellery and a gift card for your favourite store. He’d then take you on a spa date, where you both go to a fancy spa together and receive the couples treatment, getting massages and a manicure and pedicure together. He’d then take you to your favourite restaurant for dinner and pay for everything before taking you home, where you cut a little cake and share it with each other. To end the night, you two would just cuddle in bed, where Ruki would sing ‘happy birthday’ to you (´⌣`ʃƪ)

Uruha: He’d make sure that your birthday would be a night to remember. To start out, his present to you would be a bottle of perfume. But the second part would be club-hopping at all the best nightclubs in the city along with all your friends. You two would be dancing all night long and he’d even book a dance lounge so that you could cut a cake. And in the dance lounge, Uruha would arrange for your favourite cake to be served, along with your favourite drinks and snacks, and it would be early morning when you came home. Despite that, it would be the best birthday you’ve ever celebrated (* >ω<)

Aoi: He’d make your birthday absolutely sensual, lmao. His gift to you would be a bag of lingerie, which he’d tell you to wear for tonight. During the day, he’d take you out on a shopping date and to a café for lunch. In the evening, he’d serve you a homemade dinner before having a shower with you, where he’d relentlessly tease you. Once you’ve changed into the lingerie, Aoi would make love to you all night long while being fairly kinky and letting you take control. And afterwards, he’d cuddle you and kiss you sweetly, wishing you happy birthday (●´艸`)ヾ

Reita: He’d be an absolute sweetheart to you. His gift to you would be a bouquet of flowers and a teddy bear. He’d then take you out for a picnic lunch together in the park, where you’d be able to have some quiet time together while enjoying each other’s company. In the evening, Reita would make a homemade dinner and watch a movie with you before taking you out for an evening ride on his motorcycle. He’d bring you back to the park so that you two could watch the stars together, and he’d quietly sing ‘happy birthday’ to you while stargazing (*ノωノ)

Kai: Lol, he would be so romantic and domestic towards you. He’d start off by serving you breakfast in bed, and it would be a rather fancy breakfast of French toast, omelette, orange juice, and hash browns. You’d receive a gift basket from him as a present, and he’d invite your family over for a home-cooked lunch that he made. In the evening, Kai would make dinner for you two and have the both of you dress up as if you were going to a fancy restaurant. After serving you a small cake, he’d then have a romantic bubble bath with you to end the night (♡´౪`♡)

I straightened my hair for the first time in months. I was so early to my appointment i held the door open for my doctor. I love all the plants in the therapy room and waiting room. I want to take them home.

Okay but

Bowtruckles serve as guardians for their home tree. You have to distract them with wood lice or fairy eggs to even take a leaf from it.

Yet Pickett clings to Newt to the point where he refuses to even be set down on his original tree.

So I mean

Basically

Pickett has claimed Newt Scamander as his new home tree.

LITERALLY THOUGH LIKE “I don’t want to stay in my tree cause the other bowtruckles are mean. I will find a new tree. This tall wizard should do just fine yes good.”

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Animals are not decor, fish are not decoration, fish are not aesthetics, they are sentient beings that need proper care. 

Jars, flower base, “fish bowls” aren’t suitable homes for our aquatic friends, I know popular knowledge tells you betta fish are cheap, easy and can live in any thing with water, but this is animal abuse. 

Nobody is born knowing and it’s ok if you thought your little friend was gonna be happy in those conditions, BUT it’s now a responsibility, ignorance is not a sin, but if you know what your pet needs and you still don’t want to take proper care of them, you shouldn’t own one. Internet is a blessing and you can easily research about proper care, here are the basics: 

  • Betta Fish need at least 2.5 gallons,but the more the better. 
  • Betta Fish need a low or non flow filter, without this there could be dangerous amount of ammonia and waste in the water. 
  • Betta Fish need a heater, they do better in 74-81 °F   
  • Betta Fish need water conditioner, anti-stress 
  • One tank = One betta. 
  • Decoration: They need hideouts and plants, they can be live plants or silk plants, plastic can hurt their fins. 
  • They need a LID, they tend to jump. 

Fish are PETS, and NEED you to be responsible, it might be just a fish for you (I hope it’s not) but for them YOU are their entire world, our pets rely 100% in us, their health is a responsibility.

What I liked most about this episode is that the writers really did do what they promised to “pull back.” Not necessarily on the story issues themselves, but on the Winchesters. We’ve spent a lot of seasons now with the both of them fighting huge threats in ways that are completely unimaginable. I think because of that, it’s incredibly easy to forget how actually dangerous the Winchester brothers are. But here, they were up against human beings. People they don’t want to kill, and beings that don’t need soul bombs or even grenade launchers to get rid of. Instead, they Home Alone a freaking cabin in the woods and take a handful of highly trained soldiers out without killing anyone.

Sam and Dean Winchester are terrifyingly dangerous to everyone, human or otherwise, but it’s not easy to appreciate that until they have to tone it down.

For that alone, 12x09 was supremely well-written episode.

Castiel’s palms are sweating so profusely, he’s ninety-five percent sure he’s going to sweat through his mittens and the wrapped gifts they’re clutching. He watches with wide eyes and a racing heart as Dean rings the doorbell and walks inside, tugging him along by his coat sleeve.

“What if they hate me?”

“Won’t happen.”

“Mom? Dad? We’re home!”

“Dean—”

“Cas.”

“Unca Dean!”

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Good things that happened in 2016: Les Mis edition
  • Ramin Karimloo and Hadley Fraser sang Bring him home together
  • Aaron Tveit sang Take me or leave me with Gavin Creel
  • Alistair Brammer got married
  • Killian Donnelly, Fra Fee and Sam Barks went to his wedding
  • and Fra Fee let his inner Courfeyrac out
  • the musical travelled to Manila, Singapore and Dubai
  • a new musical was made in Germany
  • a concert tour was announced for next year in France
  • there was talk about series adaptation (which is scary, but hey, we’ll have more material to discuss and at the very least it will bring new people to the fandom, which can’t be bad)
  • George Blagden sang Grantaire’s verse of Drink with me
  • Andy Mientus and Michael Arden got married
  • and Andy Mientus caught a Mr. Mime
  • Aaron Tveit discovered memes
  • Eddie Redmayne starred a Harry Potter film
Attention all artists that have a part time/full time job

Never feel bad or apologize for not doing as much art as your peers. 

You are very lucky to have a source of income you can count on.

Work can be tiring, if you are too tired to draw, then don’t draw.

You’ve worked a long shift, you come home and feel worn out. You want to draw, but you just can’t do it. DO NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT. You’ve earned some rest, you can always draw another time.

Never apologize for taking longer to finish things because of your schedule.

If someone tells you “ I’m not gonna support/follow you because you don’t post as much as this artist”, ignore them. They obviously don’t support you in the first place.  

You are a great artist to balance both art and work. <3

after they graduate from hogwarts, parvati & lavender move into a flat together

lavender studies to be a beautician and parvati gets a job at a little shop dedicated to divination (sybill put in a good word for her)

one day parvati comes home with a new assortment of teas & she wants to try them out with lavender

so they’re drinking their tea & parvati takes lavender’s cup to give her a reading

and she says something like “i see…hm it looks like a ring or something? i can’t tell”

and lavender immediately demands the cup back and is super into it like “i don’t see a ring what are you talking about??”

when she looks up from the tea parvati has a ring in her hand

When Jack takes their dog out for a walk, he never tugs the leash to move the dog along, softly letting the dog sniff at anything for as long as the dog wants and only moving on when the dog is back at his side. It takes them over an hour to get back home.

Bitty greets them with a smile and a sigh, noting the time and saying, “Just around the block, again?”

Jack unhooks the leash and responds with a peck on Bitty’s cheek.

ROGUE ONE: EASTER EGGS, TRIVIA, AND THINGS YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED

Disclaimer: I did not find all of these easter eggs myself. I watched many Youtube videos and read many articles and gathered the best easter eggs and connections to the Star Wars movies and I compiled them into one organized post. Enjoy!

Grand Moff Tarkin and Princess Leia: 

Body doubles were used for the both of them but they special effects team were able to use Carrie Fisher and Peter Cushing’s faces on the bodies. (We don’t see the below scene in Rogue One, I just wanted to include a photo of the both of them together)


C3PO and R2D2! 

They’re in every Star Wars film, and in Rogue One we see them on Yavin IV near the end of the film before the Rebel fleet takes off to Scarif. (This screenshot is from A New Hope)

    Blue Milk

    We see blue milk on the table in Jyn’s home in the very first scene of Rogue One. Here it is in A New Hope.

    “It’s A Trap!”

    The well known line said by Admiral Akbar in A New Hope is said by Saw Gerrera in Rogue One when talking to Jyn about the Bodhi’s defection.

    “I have a bad feeling about this”:

    the infamous running gag that is in every single Star Wars film. In Rogue One, K2SO says it as he, Jyn, and Cassian infiltrate the Empire base.

    Rian Johnson

    Rian Johnson (far right), the director of Star Wars VIII has a cameo in Rogue One as a laser operator on the Death Star. Rian repaid the favor by giving the director of Rogue One, Gareth Edwards (far left), a cameo in Star Wars VIII.

    Wobani

    The name of the prison planet that Jyn is rescued on is called Wobani, which is an anagram for the name Obi-Wan.

    Mon Mothma:

     Mon Mothma is a politician in the Galactic Senate and leader in the rebel alliance to restore the resistance. We see her in Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith (played by the same actress) as well as Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi (but she is played by a different actress of course since that film was released in 1983).

    Bail Organa

    Leia’s father. We see him many times throughout the film. Jimmy Smits reprises his role in Rogue One (we see him as Bail Organa in Star Wars Episodes 1 & 2)

    Aurebesh on Jyn’s Necklace

    Jyn wears a necklace given to her by her mother, a Kyber Crystal that contains an inscription in the alien Star Wars language Aurebesh. It says “Trust the Force”

    Ponda Baba and Colonel Evaza

    During their trip to Jedha, Jyn bumps into Ponda Baba and Colonel Evaza, the two tough guys that threaten Luke Skywalker while at the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tattooine.

    Coruscant

    The flashback that we see of Jyn as a young girl watching her parents talk with Krennic actually takes place in the Erso family’s living quarters on Coruscant. You can see the city outside the window.

    Obi Wan Kenobi:

     Bail Organa said he has a “Jedi friend”, of course, referring to Obi Wan Kenobi.

    Captain Antilles: 

    Right after Bail Organa mentions his “Jedi friend” he walks out and talks to a man named Captain Antilles and tells him to get ready. We see Antilles again at the end of Rogue One, giving the Death Star plans to Princess Leia. Captain Antilles is also known as Vader’s first on screen kill in A New Hope. He gets strangled by Darth when he refuses to give up the plans to the Death Star.

    Darth Vader’s Castle on Mustafar 

    Mustafar is the lava planet we see at the end of Star Wras III: Revenge of the Sith, when Anakin lost the infamous lightsaber duel with Obi-Wan Kenobi and loses all his limbs. This is basically where Darth Vader as we know him was born. The director confirmed that Vader resides there to sort of punish himself. George Lucas wanted to include Vader’s castle in the Empire Strikes Back.

    Warwick Davis

    We know Warwick Davis plays Wicket the Ewok in Return of the Jedi, and in Rogue One he plays an alien creature named Weeteef Cyu-Bee who we see on Jedha as a member of Saw Gerrera’s militia.

    Krennic’s Empty Seat in A New Hope

    In A New Hope, when Darth Vader meets with Empire officers, there are some empty seats at the table. Before Rogue One we just assumed that they belonged to officers Darth Vader killed, but now we can speculate that one of the seats most probably belongs to Orson Krennic from Rogue One.

    Wilhelm Scream

     the audio scream in all the Star Wars movies. It’s heard as a stormtrooper is killed.

    The Guardians of the Whills

    Chirrut Îmwe and Baze Malbus use to be part of the now almost extinct order called The Guardians of the Whills, which were devoted to protecting the Temple of Kyber in the holy city of Jedha. One of the very first drafts for Star Wars was titled “Journal of the Whills, Part I” and then “Adventures of the Starkiller, Episode I: The Star Wars.” and then just “Star Wars” (Starkiller was Luke Skywalker’s original last name)

    “Rogue One”

     In the Empire Strikes Back, the rebel ships are named “Rogue Two, Rogue Three, etc” and Luke Skywalker is in the first ship but they call him “Rogue Leader”…. because there already was a ship called “Rogue One.”

    LUKE MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE BATTLE OF SCARIF (AKA THE FINAL BATTLE IN ROGUE ONE): 

    In a deleted scene from Star Wars (1977), we see Luke Skywalker on Tatooine look up and see Rebel and Empire pilots fighting. It is most probably the same fight we see in the third act of Rogue One. Click HERE to see that scene.

    Sangwoo and the guy from the gay bar

    I still keep thinking about why Sangwoo picked up that guy from the gay bar. It can’t be simple blood lust that has driven him.

    I’ve seen people say that he did it to check his sexuality and maybe prove himself that he’s not really attracted to men (like a bisexual in denial). That’s why first he went out to flirt with girls and have sex with one of them eventually. He was still able to get it up. Then he visited the gay bar and hooked up with that married guy, but didn’t seem much interested. His faked his smile and his eyes looked pretty dead to me when they were kissing. But maybe that’s just because Sangwoo picked a middle aged man. I wonder if Sangwoo decided to take him home just after the guy tried to force him into oral sex or if he has planned it from the beginning. (I mean, if he just wanted to check whether he’s attracted to men wouldn’t he have chosen a guy his age that is more attractive? Or even a guy similar to Bum, just in case that he has a type?) So what if Sangwoo also wanted to teach Bum a lesson? Because physical punishment doesn’t seem to be enough. What if he wanted to tell Bum that he is replacable? Sangwoo could simply go out and pick up another guy to fool around with. That’s why he picked a particular man at the bar. One that is cheating on his wife. One that is quite old and lusting after much younger guys. (Even though he said that he never had a guy as young as Sangwoo. But this could be pretty much a lie because he doesn’t want to come across as someone who’s frequently hooking up with young men. That might make Sangwoo wary.) So Sangwoo would have a good excuse to justify killing him. He was a nasty old man after all, right? I mean it didn’t really work out in the end because Bum still thought he’s special to Sangwoo (jokes on you). But Sangwoo never really planned to kill Bum anyway, he just tried to scare him and fuck with his mind. Maybe that’s the reason why he picked that particular guy at the bar.

    The signs as skills I have
    • Aries: crying when frustrated/angry
    • Taurus: never knowing how much lotion is enough lotion
    • Gemini: listening to the same song for days and then never listening to it again
    • Cancer: buying 10 more books when I already have 500 at home to read
    • Leo: opening a soda and taking one drink before forgetting about it and letting it go flat
    • Virgo: starting a big paper the day before it's due and getting an A on it
    • Libra: not folding laundry. ever.
    • Scorpio: starting a million projects and not finishing any of them
    • Sagittarius: filling my purse with receipts. even though i know i'm never going to do anything with them. i will throw them away. but i always say 'yes' when asked if i want my receipt
    • Capricorn: lying about having plans because i don't want to go anywhere or do anything this weekend
    • Aquarius: eating a whole frozen pizza by myself. #noshame
    • Pisces: getting really drunk but not throwing up the next day. except that one time
    Various Sentence Starters

    “I love how you NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME”

    “No I won’t stop stapling tortillas to the wall this is ART”

    “Your underwear is really ugly, you should take them off”

    “Last time you wanted to watch a horror movie you cried all night and didn’t sleep for three days”

    “Knock knock! …Knock knock…? Okay I swear I won’t say banana again”

    “I swear to drunk I’m not God”

    “My doctor said you shouldn’t drink after taking meds, so I take them WITH alcohol”

    “I know I haven’t showered in a week but I saw a spider in the tub and LOST IT”

    “hELLO!! tHe mOST impOrTANT PERSON IS HOME!!!”

    “Yeah can I get 20 mcdoubles. Yeah, 20. Two zero.”

    “Okay you could go to work but get this, how about instead- you don’t and stay in bed with me”

    “It’s not a fetish until you have a Deviantart collection for it”

    “Mini horses make me so uncomfortable, I want them to be normal sized”

    “I’m gonna make dinner so go ahead and have the fire department and pizza hut on speed dial”

    “Oh yeah I’ve totally done- uh- weed. I love gardening”

    “It’s not an obsession it’s a keen interest- I don’t care if I have three body pillows it’s a KEEN INTEREST”

    “Maybe if I just ignore them they’ll stop trynna kill me”

    “I’ll just put this fire over here with the rest of the fire”

    “Can you believe that people actually ENJOY coleslaw?? What savages”

    “First time I kissed a boy was the time I realized I was probably homosexual”

    “It’s not gay if it’s for art”

    “I like you but in the ‘please shut up for five seconds’ way”

    “Let’s get fake ID’s and buy fish from Petco”

    “I brought home a kitten, her name is Mary Lious Ann Kate the Third”

    “I just hate the word moist, it makes me so uncomfortable”

    “Starbucks is so overpriced let’s go get a frap”

    3

    just a really short comic of Ariel getting her legs from Ursula but to be with Moana. I can see her doing it just so they can easily be together instead of persuading Moana to be a mermaid with her because she would dislike separating Moana and her people since she cares about them and is the only future chief (Ariel is pretty important back at her home too but she has like dozens of sisters to where she feel as if they can take her place). With Moana finding out about this and Ariel loosing her voice, she’s worried of the consequences this might bring. An angry powerful sea god who would want his daughter back putting her people in danger, and her people reacting negatively to an odd outsider. I can see the two work things out, and despite what consequences they might face, they’ll still spend fun times with each other.

    i don’t understand why some people are so ??? upset?? about equal rights???? does it PERSONALLY OFFEND you if people are trying to ask for more right??? is a woman asking for equal pay, a choice in their life, representation in politics REALLY attack you?? if you say “i’m tired of seeing these no one cares” that’s like seeing a post saying “be happy with yourself” and going “FUCK OFF IM TIRED OF POSITIVITY AND GOOD MORALS” and i don’t understand why people have the need to say “it’s because women belong at home taking care of children” and “women choose to have less rights” because WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I WANT why can’t men stay at home with children? i know plenty of men would love that but there’s no one telling them to “stay in the kitchen” and why would i choose to be oppressed and why don’t you believe me when i say i want to be free to do what i want? YOU want to own mORE GUNS and dePort innocent people BUT I CANT HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE MY BABY’S FUTURE????

    REG’s are taking it up a notch

    Do not publish screenshots or call outs before you have checked for a  believable source.

    Faking posts is easy and once published it will circulate tumblr for ages.

    I have seen artists ruined with accusations about being pedophiles or drug users because they did not want to  work for free for someone.

    Most times it is ‘pedophiles’ thrown around, because it hits home the hardest.
    And it is old news that TERF’s love to paint trans people, and especially trans women, as pedophiles.

    And the aphobes are joining them happily.

    REG’s are now widening their smear campaigns by sending faked screenshots to blog owners who do not have the insight into the whole REG business or who do not have the means to check sources.

    If you see  posts popping up with screenshots, but without sources, be critical, do your own research.

    And if you get send such messages there is a way to find out who is behind these anons. It is easy to get done even without knowledge about these things.

    Do not delete or post such messages. Identification is only possible as long as the anon message is in your mailbox.

    REG’s are not harmless, it is not ‘just tumblr talk’. They are out to ruin lives and want to see people dead.

    They are not simply ‘not caring’ about what their messages bring, they know what it does and try on purpose to get people killed.

    » jealousy sentence meme

    Feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

    • ❝ Why do you still talk to them? ❞
    • ❝ I don’t want you to talk to them. ❞
    • ❝ Do you like them better than me? ❞
    • ❝ I’m not jealous! ❞
    • ❝ Are you jealous? ❞
    • ❝ We’re just friends, you have nothing to worry about. ❞
    • ❝ They don’t see you as just a friend, you know. ❞
    • ❝ I know you like them a lot. ❞
    • ❝ Why are you always home so late? ❞
    • ❝ I just don’t want to feel like I’m competing against them. ❞
    • ❝ They’re not good enough for you. ❞
    • ❝ Can you stop staring at them? ❞
    • ❝ I don’t want to worry, but I always do when they’re here. ❞
    • ❝ You look at them in the way I want you to look at me. ❞
    • ❝ What do you even see in them? ❞
    • ❝ Are you cheating on me with them? ❞
    • ❝ Hello… I’m here too. ❞
    • ❝ No, it’s fine. Keep talking to them instead of me. ❞
    • ❝ Why do you take hours to answer my texts but you always immediately reply to them? ❞
    • ❝ I just want to feel like I’m special to you. ❞
    • ❝ If you like them more, maybe you should date them instead. ❞
    • ❝ Don’t like their pictures! ❞