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anonymous asked:

Text meme: 16 to Heisuke, please!

A helpful text to Heisuke from Saito (assuming default).

I’m choosing the Hakuouki SSL Universe.


Saito-senpai

Kaoru-kun is totally out of hand as usual and I have to go see Hijikata-sensei in like ten minutes.  Seriously though can you do something about that guy?  All I did was have  lunch with Chizuru-chan.  I think I’m in trouble for get this

looking at a member of the Discipline Committee funny  🙄🙄😑

Anyway I want your tips on dealing with the VP since you get along with him better than everyone.

Heisuke

btw 8 minutes now


Heisuke

Kaoru-kun is sometimes overenthusiastic.

You should not have called him an ‘a**-kissing sister-loving buttwad’ (if I have it correctly). He recorded you.

Follow these instructions and you will suffer less:

Tell the Vice Principal that you were sent by Kaoru-kun (but this will only help if you follow all the other instructions).

Do not complain about what happened.

Do not expand on the details of what happened.

Do not argue that anything is unfair.

*** Do not say that it was not your fault: (No matter what.)

Do not swear - Hijikata-san is allowed to swear, you are not.

DO NOT TALK unless you must answer a direct question. Listening to students talk annoys Hijikata-sensei.

Do not try to blame somebody else for calling Kaoru-kun names.

Phrases to use:  Yes, Hijikata-sensei.  No, Hijikata-sensei. I am sorry Hijikata-sensei. (Avoid all other speech if possible.)

Phrases not to use:  See most of this text.  

Saitou

Also DO NOT SAY: “Wow Hijikata-sensei your desk sure is a mess!.”  Although certain other teachers found this amusing last time, the Vice Principal was not impressed.


Thanks Saitou-senpai!

I’ll try to do what u said but honestly it wasn’t my fault.  JUST KIDDING!  😂


Editor’s Note:  The Editor assumes that this is not an accurate reflection of Hijikata-san’s actual teaching methods, as forbidding students from speaking is not an approved educational technique.  

Ed.’s Note:  At least one school record indicates that Hijikata-san agreed with young Heisuke-kun’s assessment of Nagumo Kaoru’s basic character.  The only difference is the words f*cking added to the beginning of the descriptive phrase.  The Editor assumes that Saitou-kun was taking the notes since he is the only person who ever employed asterisks in this manner.


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mr-zuipperpips  asked:

Hey, yo, hi, um. So. My girlfriend loves your art a whole bunch, and. I just wanted to say thank you, I guess. Thank you for doing what you do, and just, being here. Honestly, I'm a wee bit jealous of all the attention you get, but you totally deserve it, because your art is really great! So. Just, thanks for doing what you do, and keep up the good work! You're a rad person, and I hope you have a wonderful day. (Also, I love your Daisy drawings.)

aah it’s my art that gets attention not actually me haha 

thank you tho you’re rad yourself and don’t let others tell you otherwise 

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hey!! so i've been seeing this guy for a few months now and i kinda wanna let my parents know about us but i'm so nervous to talk about it with them? help?? :-(

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anonymous asked:

But why would Justin having a thing with Sofia ruin what he had with Hailey? Sofia & Hailey were more acquaintances, they had a lot of mutual friends but I don't think they were that close and Justin & Hailey called off what they had way before that. I like Hailey but it kinda confuses me idk

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I miss you 😢😢😢 he texts Yuuri when he’s only been gone for an hour.

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ill be honest with you.. i totally read "the great gansey" on that gifset at first

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Bts reaction to their crush saying “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you”

Wow that’s a long ass title

Seokjin: You two were best friends who had a hell load of tension going on. You were over at Jin’s place to just hang out. He always thought that his feelings were one sited so he never even considered confessing to you. All of the sudden you asked him about his sex life, being afraid that the answer would hurt you since you have a crush on him too. Being confused he’d answer honestly: “Lately there’s not much going on. I’d feel uncomfortable doing it with someone who isn’t you.” he confessed by mistake. He’d feel really embarrassed as he realizes what happened. You said: “I didn’t thought you feel like this. Well, if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you”. Jin would be soooo happy saying: “I’d really be honored to take your virginity. I like you, y/n.” He’d approach you slightly giving you a soft kiss which leads to a heavy make out session. Being the gentleman he is, he wouldn’t let it come too far without dating you. 

Jin on the inside:

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Namjoon: You two were chilling alone at a house party together. Because you already drank a bit Namjoon felt confident enough to start asking private questions. Technically it wasn’t your idea to tell him you’re just the most honest person after only one shot of tequila. Without him having to ask you just went for it and said: “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you” Namjoom had his facial expression under control only a dirty smile covered his face. “I knew that! You like me and I like you..” He’d immediately start acting all cocky and flirty with you which leaded to making out in a spare room. He was grinding on you making you horny and kissing your neck until he left hickeys. But Namjoon wouldn’t want you to regret anything the next morning so he delayed your first time to when you’d be sober. “You don’t want to be drunk on your first time, just call me when you want. Or should I call you?” 

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Yoongi: Yoongi and you were these kind of best friends who spend all of their time together. Once the two of you were taking a nap over at his place. Having a light sleep Yoongi cuddled with you. He always acted like you were his girlfriend. You thought he was still awake and told him “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you”. Yoongi would wake up totally confused and look at you. He’d hug you tight from the back and kiss your neck saying: “Y/n, is it that obvious that I have a crush on you?” Still being sleepy he’d unhook your bra under the shirt of him that you wore. Rolling you over he kissed you multiple times. Astonishing your now fully naked body he kissed you again. “It won’t hurt, I promise”

Yoongi when he wakes up confused:

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Hoseok seeing you dance:

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Tae being shook because of your response:

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Jimin: All the other member knew about you being Jimin’s crush and tried to set you up. They invited you over to a house party. Everything went fine, you talked with Jimin the whole time, until Jungkook suddenly shouted:”LET’S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE”.. Namjoon called your name and you chose truth. “Who out of all the people here would you have sex with?”. You answered honestly with “if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you, Jimin” looking at him. He was blushing and smiling happy. Next Hobi dared Jimin to spend 30 minutes with you in his room. Arriving there he confessed to you. “I’m so sorry it had to happen like this. The other’s tried really hard.” he said. “Well it worked and by the way we have still 20 minutes left.” you smiled sheepishly. Being confident he kissed you slowing unclothing your body.

Jimin when you said you still have 20 minutes:

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Jungkook: Kookie asked you out on a date after crushing over you for a long time. You were out walking around the city after having a drink. He was leading you to his favorite spot on a hill where you could see the stars and the whole city shining. You were sitting on a blanket his arm around you. You talked about so many different things until he asked you if you’ve ever been in a serious relationship. You answered with yes but admitted being a virgin. He was surprised because you seemed quite mature.“But actually if I could lose my virginity to anyone it would be you” you said. Jungkook would turn into JungSHOOK before acting really cocky. “I mean if you’re up to it..” You’d kiss. First slow but then it turned into a real make out session. He slid his hand up your skirt grabbing your ass. “We probably have to do this an other time unless you want to lose your virginity in a place were people could easily see us.”

Jungkook being cocky:

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its-violentlycrying  asked:

Would you ever date a bisexual guy?

Totally! If there’s love & consent & mutual respect & adoration & support & he’s funny & cute & charming & playful & all those good beautiful things… who cares how they identify? I talk a lot about bierasure & discrimination against bisexual people in one of the videos in “Chosen Family: Stories of Queer Resilience” - it’s something that we need to address in the LGBTQ+ community!!

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