and i think they're pretty good for my first time!!

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Silly boy, the Fair Folk hide beyond the water. Not in it.

OUAT {Sentence Starters}
  • "Evil isn't born, it's made."
  • "There's no such thing as love at first sight or first kiss."
  • "I'm a villain. And villains don't get happy endings."
  • "What, you think that kiss actually meant something?"
  • "Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is okay, right?"
  • "You never have to worry. I will always find you."
  • "Covering your tracks isn't exactly your strong suit."
  • "What made you choose to come here with me?"
  • "For what it's worth, I think you're innocent."
  • "I know it seems impossible, but I can get you out of this."
  • "Trust me. I know love, and you're in it."
  • "You don't know anything about this, do you?"
  • "Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure."
  • "People don't change, they only fool themselves into believing they can."
  • "I think giving up might be the best plan."
  • "Why is everyone running away from you?"
  • "Every story needs a memorable detail."
  • "Perhaps you should stop making promises you can't keep."
  • "Even if I never see you again, I know you will find love. I know you'll be happy."
  • "You know what? I'll call you whatever I damn well please!"
  • "Good always loses, because good has to play fair."
  • "You've got a lot of anger there, don't you?"
  • "I guess I just- I'm not used to someone putting me first."
  • "Maybe I don't need answers. Maybe I just need to punch you in the face."
  • "You don't look well, dear. Let's take you home."
  • "Your pretty face buys you a lot, but not my time. It's too valuable."
  • "If you're wondering, I found a place here in town."
  • "No one thinks that I can do anything. Maybe they're right."
  • "I wish feelings could be helped, but they can't."

When you’re bf is a thousand years old and has been dating your past lives for a decade…

anonymous asked:

Imagine a modern au where cat and ned have their annual mom&dad roadtrip, and its up to sansa (and robb and jon) to be the "parents" as they're the eldest of the stark siblings. chaos, shouting matches, alliances and truces are made

Okay okay so I assume this mean Ned & Cat have left and put the older kids in charge right because oh my goodness I was thinking of a roadtrip AU at first but THEM HOME ALONE IS EVEN BETTER: 

  • So the original alliances are pretty simple: Robb, Jon, and Sansa against Arya, Bran, and Rickon. The older kids have a simple plan: get their siblings to go to sleep early so they can stay up and relax. 
  • This is Rickon’s first time dealing with Cat being away for long periods of time, so he screams his head off for 30 minutes and then shuts himself in their room. Vague bumping noises can be heard. 
    • Bran can usually coax his brother out, but neither her or Arya feel like listening to their siblings and sleep earlier, so he refuses, the petty little shit so Robb is sent to deal with Rickon, and Jon and Sansa try to reason with Bran & Arya. 
  • Bran and Arya have holed themselves up in the living room. Arya’s made a huge fort with the couch cushions, rolled Bran inside, armed them both with BB guns and snacks, and now the two are sitting inside refusing to come out. 
    • Bran feels bad after Sansa starts sniffling and tells them how important it is that they listen to them and rolls out and up the ramp saying he’ll go to bed(the traitor).
  • Theon’s decided to visit Robb, so he goes upstairs, where he finds Bran with Robb, who’s slumped next to the door, knocking and asking Rickon to open up. 
    • They’re trying to figure out what to do - Robb’s already tried picking the door, bribing Rickon, using reverse psychology, etc, - when they realize it’s gotten really quiet on the other end, and that they smell something burning. 
    • Robb and Bran are pretty franctic now, knocking on the door and asking Rickon to open up, and when it doesn’t, Robb finally slams against the door until it breaks. 
    • Turns out RIckon left Cat’s hair straightener on their bed sheet, and it started smoking up. They unplug it and set it on the floor, but they can’t find Rickon anywhere and the window is open, so they figure Rickon snuck outside. 
    • There is no way that Robb is admitting to losing his little brother, so all three boys run out the door yelling to Sansa and Jon that they’re just got to grab some tools from the garage. 
  • Meanwhile, Sansa is trying to use the same guilt trip on Arya and getting pelted with food. She gets this close when she gets hit in the face with a Twinkie. Jon makes the mistake of laughing, and Sansa gets really quiet and says, “all right then,” and walks away, leaving Jon and Arya by themselves. They’re wondering if she just forgot about them when she comes back, armed with a basket of food, and starts throwing puffs at Arya. 
    • Jon tries to stop them from fighting, but Sansa turns on him and starts throwing too, “THAT! IS! FOR! LAUGHING! YOU! USELESS! CO! BABYSITTER!” 
    • He ends up having to crawl into Arya’s fort with her, and he hides behind a pillow while Arya and Sansa yelled and threw food at each other. 
    • Meanwhile, a very dirty Rickon comes downstairs. He was playing dressup - he got his mom’s straightener and tried straightening his hair, but it didn’t work so he threw it away and got her makeup instead. The bathroom in their room had much better lighting, so he went there, splattered makeup over himself, and was tired and fell asleep in the shower, where absolutely none of the three boys bothered to search. 
    • Rickon sees that food is being thrown everywhere, so he sits next to the pretty-much -demolished fort and sits down. While his big siblings are throwing food at each other, he’s picking up the food and eating it. If he gets hit with some food, even better for him. 
  • Robb comes in about 15 minutes later, and he and Bran are almost in tears, while Theon is muttering that they should call someone. The food fight has wound down, and the kids are just sitting on the floor yelling at each other, and Rickon’s crawled to a bag of sour patch kids in the fort and is sitting there quietly. 
    • “Sansa, Jon I have to tell you guys something. We smelled something burning, so I broke down the door, and the window was open and, Rickon is gone.” “What do you mean, Robb? Rickon’s right here, he’s been here for the past half hour.” “I- he was? Oh, never mind then. Good.” “Wait, did you say you broke down the door?” 
    • This makes Arya finally comes out of her fort, and when Sansa comes upstairs and starts yelling at Robb, Arya starts laughing. She starts egging Sansa on, officially on her side, and Sansa is too mad at Robb to be mad at Arya.
  • They do clean up and calm down, but when Ned and Cat come home a few hours later, they notice that the couch is wet in some spots, and when they flip it over, they notice that it’s covered with stains. Cat also can’t help but notice that her blanket is singed, and that half her makeup has been mysteriously thrown out or is suddenly half-full. Also, when Ned opened their bedroom door only for it to fall off its hinge and onto the floor, every child pounced on the opportunity to blame it on Ned. 
    • “Aw, father broke the door.” “Way to go dad.” “Wow, someone’s been working out, huh?” “Well, no use wondering about his freakishly brute strength, let’s call someone.” “Let’s never think of this again now, okay? For your dignity, dad.” 
  • Margaery came in at some point during all this. She takes one look at the living room and walks right back out.
The Signs React To: Someone Not Liking Their Favorite Band
  • Aries: YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
  • Taurus: oh
  • Gemini: haha your loss man
  • Cancer: *gets anxious* yeah well
  • Leo: okay well I like them so shut up
  • Virgo: first of all
  • Libra: well I think they're actually pretty good
  • Scorpio: time to die
  • Sagittarius: lol more for me
  • Capricorn: yeah I know right they fucking suck
  • Aquarius: I mean I like them but that's just my opinion so
  • Pisces: wow that's mean

souldiertotheend  asked:

So there was this one really good stony fic that I can't remember and it's driving me crazy. Basically Tony and Steve are in a relationship but Steve ends up neglecting their relationship becuz he found Bucky and is trying to acclimate him to the modern world. Tony misunderstands their friendship and thinks they're actually in love, and resolves to break up with Steve so they could be together. This whole time Bucky is very belligerent towards Tony. Thanks in advance!

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of this out there, but my first thought was Never Gonna Happen by Annehiggins, which actually doesn’t even fulfill all your requirements (Bucky’s mostly asleep in this one, iirc). Still, it’s a great fic so go read it! Haha. Anyone have any recs for this? :)

EDIT:  This might also be Coffee into Theorems by BladeoftheNebula (which I’m only 60% sure I’ve read before, but I’m going to read it again anyway to make sure), or  gonna be trouble by fictionalcandie, which I love and recommend ♥ Thanks, flange5​!

whenever i think of my art in the Time Before Sheridan this is always the picture that comes to mind since it was pretty much the only thing i drew in the months leading up to my departure from home, so i decided to redraw it as a small break from commissions.

it’s not a 100% fair comparison but it’s fun to see the differences!

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