and i think im kinda gay

so patroclus is often portrayed as being kinda weak and in need of protection but i think we forget that patroclus is kind of a certified badass on his own ?? like he literally killed a kid over a dice game .. he went into battle dressed as achilles and people believed it was him .. like i’m all for protecting my soft gay son but its good to be reminded than he can and will kick your ass and i think thats beautiful

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Willow Rosenberg

I’m all sweaty and trapped, no memory, hiding in a pipe from a vampire… and I think I’m kinda gay.

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Happy 20th Anniversary to Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

great comet characters as shit my classmates have said
  • pierre: "do you think it's legal to smuggle seven bottles of rum into school grounds?"
  • anatole: "i want seven boyfriends. but like, not in a "im a dick who cheats" kinda way. i want seven boyfriends in a "we all happily love each other" kinda way. shit, im gay"
  • dolokhov: "you fucking frozen pomegranate, you ruined my lab"
  • marya: *in broken german* "put your fucking cellphone away"
  • andrey: *after getting hit in the head with a basketball* "i keep screaming but god won't answer"
  • natasha: "how do you spell "cunt"? im trying to roast someone via letters"
  • sonya: *after watching someone get violently pushed down an entire flight of stairs* "i wonder who invented stairs"
  • mary: "my dad knows way more about whales than your dad does, so check your privileges sweetie"
  • hélène: *after tripping over three chairs* "i'm a graceful and talented queen and all you clumsy motherfuckers can fight me"
Gotham:

Jervis Tetch: - Literally confirmed to have sexually, emotionally and mentally abused his baby SISTER, Alice Tetch. Is freakishly obsessed with her this day, terrorized her up until her death, she was so terrified of him she never wanted to be near him and preferred dying over the possibility of being with him. Nasty ass abusive incest bullshit in full swing-

“Fans”:  :) What an interesting take on the Hatter! (Ps hes kinda cute/cool, right??? I love him!) 

Oswald Cobblepot: - Expresses deep mutual affection, appreciation and a strong, wholesome romantic love for Edward Nygma- 

“Fans”: EW!! NO!!! OH MY GOD!!! GOTHAM IS GOING SO GAY UGH!!! IM NOT WATCHING ANYMORE IF IT KEEPS GETTING GAY!!!! FRIENDSHIPS ARE SO IMPORTANT WHY DOES HOMOSEXUALITY HAVE TO BE SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT THE COMICS & THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENGUIN ISNT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

tbh i have a Thing for adam “im straight” birkholtz like. imagine him being a theater kid and all the theater kids going “hes the ‘straight’ one” but everyone knows hes at least bi. like its like theyre gay bloodhounds and holster is a fox and theyre sniffin. even bitty when hes a frog and he gets to know holster hes like ….uh, holtzy, sweetie, no. and hes gone thru his whole life with people thinking hes kinda gay and hes gone to such lengths to prove that hes not that when hes like “shit im definitely in love with rans” and ransoms like “i told you so but i wont say it because i love you BUT i told you so” and he has to reevaluate his whole life bc yeah, he is kinda gay.

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send these to ur special ones :-)

If any of you think that im over exaggerating when i say people will get killed for being LGBT my moms boyfriend literally looked me in the eyes and told me all gays need to be killed and itll be great that trump would make that happen,. thats the kinda reality ill be faced with if trump wins. if you fucking vote third party or trump unfollow me, stay the fuck away from me and fuck off 

kinda headcanon thing?

so i thought about the characters in lazytown n’ their sexualities and i just thought of what they would be idk why?? i think it’s cause i’ve been reading into too much sportarobbie and trixanie so im thinkin’ of the other guys.
so yeah,, these are my sexuality headcanon’s for the characters? I guess? (this is when they’re older,, so they aren’t like 8 in this headcanon thing lol)

sportacus - pansexual. this is because he’s always saying he ‘loves’ and ‘accepts’ everyone, i think that links towards his sexuality as well. he would go out with anybody as he doesn’t look at gender most of the time.
robbie - gay. he’s had relationships with only guys in the past but now he’s v gay for sporto too ;) he wants to make a move but anxiety.
stephanie - bisexual/pan/questioning. she’s a bit in the middle, at first she thinks bi than pan, she kinda switches depending on what she thinks at the time. trixie eventually asks her out n’ stuff then she doesn’t bother questioning it again cause she doesn’t really care honestly.
pixel - straight(ish)/questioning. he’s super supportive of everyone’s relationships no matter their sexualities,  but he’s pretty confident he’s straight. maybe. he kinda likes stingy but ignores those feelings because he’s so unsure, so he keeps it quiet.
trixie - lesbian. good ol’ trixie had a crush on steph ever since she was small but didn’t know about homosexuality until later teens, then she asked robbie about her whole feelings (bc robbie is the only Gay in town, or at least the only one that is openly gay) and she eventually admits it to her and BOOM, they’re in a sweet relationship :’)
stingy - bisexual/bicurious. he sure as hell ain’t straight but he’s not sure how attracted to the same sex he is. he doesn’t really talk about who he fancies or his sexuality in general, mainly because he’s extremely embarrassed by it all, yet if he knew pixel liked him he’d probably cry. 
ziggy - straight/demiromantic. ziggy only really gets emotional over candy, even in his teens he loves that stuff. actual relationships don’t exactly bother him, he supports everyone, but he doesn’t form a bond over anyone, he needs to know you well before even making a small move. he likes to be sure he fancies someone before trying to be in that relationship with them.

eyyyyyyyyyyyy. why did i do this? idk honestly.
i just wanted to.

I’m in tispy limbo. I’m sleepy af, but the alcohol is keeping me awake so I’m not tired

*nyghs*

I think the problem with MatPat is the guy started out kinda reputable? Like sure his videos weren’t 100% bulletproof but you could tell he was trying to make theories that worked along with the source material and were interesting.

But now literally all his videos are like Mario is gay? And also sucked my dick in the real world? (The truth behind Mario Odyssey revealed!) in big red intrusive letters for the thumbnail and then Mario would have googly eyes and there’d be a big censored mushroom next to him.

And people still take that as seriously as his original videos? It’s baffling.

anime/manga series summed up

Soul Eater: using people
D.Gray-Man: trying to save everyone and failing
Naruto: please come back sasuke
Bleach: *someone needs saving* must…get…more…power
Hunter x Hunter: “Who does Hisoka wanna fight THIS arc?”
Fairy Tail: *introduces new ‘evil’ characters* boom whoops sad back story oops now they’re kinda on your side
Vampire Knight” It’s like twilight but the werewolves are also vampires
Fruits Basket: living with the furries
Owari no Seraph: gay children fight vampires and hate the army
Hetalia: the whole world is gay and you get a free history lesson
Yu-Gi-Oh: duel me
Fullmetal Alchemist: lack of Alphonse appreciation 
Death Note: he doesnt know my next move. oh but wait he does
Gravitation: I’ll sing my shitty lyrics so that you find them a little less shitty and maybe you’ll date me
Attack on Titan: big people eat little people. little people losing probably 
Saint Beast: going against your god is probably not a good idea when you’re already pretty gay af
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures: OVERDRIVE
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: we’re all so happy and we have a cute kind companion!!11!! bitch u thought
No.6: rescue the straight girl from the government but whoops she’s a bee nvm. bees. bees. bees. but they look like wasps tbh
Claymore: never fear! countless female heroines are here! but ur fav is probably dead
Orenchi no Furo Jijou: how is your fish tank large enough I mean that octopus is probably 2 times your size 
Junjou Electric: he’s too weird for you dont date hi- oops
Monochrome Factor: shadows are actually bad but not bad they’re good what is even going on
Howl’s Moving Castle: there’s a fire in your heart. he didnt burn the bacon either
Spirited Away:little girl’s quest to save parents lead to a cute but dissappointing ending
Sword Art Online: every gamer’s dream comes true in the worst way imaginable 
Black Butler: selling your soul to get what you want and killing everyone’s faves 
Seikon no Qwaser: boobs literally give you life 
Sword of the Stranger: man doesnt actually hate a kid 



Anonymous asked: i wasn’t gay but then i kissed you in front of some homophobes to piss them off and now im kinda gay au uwu

Author’s note: I got this one in my inbox this morning, and I was kinda thinking about it at work, and then I sort of just, yeah…

“Yo, Winchester! You’re seriously still hanging out with Novak? What if he rubs off on you? You could end up being just like him, and your spot on the football team won’t be enough to save your popularity.”

Dean was gritting his teeth, both hands gripping the armrests of his seat, knuckles turning white. Next to him, his best friend Castiel was slowly shaking his head in silent warning.

It was supposed to be a fun night out, just him and Cas at the movies like friends did on Friday nights. So what were the odds that Alastair and his obnoxious group of minions happened to be sitting two rows behind them at the cinema, throwing insults at Cas every five seconds.

“I’m not gonna take this any longer, he’s been doing this for months now.” Dean hissed under his breath, swiftly approaching a breaking point. “We’re seventeen, not seven! It’s about time they start acting like adults.”

“Please don’t, Dean.” Castiel all but begged, putting a hand on Dean’s shoulder. “They’re never going to stop anyway, and do I need to remind you that there’s five of them and two of us? You’re going to get hurt if you go over there. Or worse, they’ll get back at you Monday at school when they catch you alone.”

A whistle from behind them.

“Oooh, look at that, the boyfriends are touching.” That was unmistakably Gordon’s voice, Alastair’s most lethal partner in crime.

Dean’s blood was boiling. This had happened too many times already… Ever since Castiel had come out six months ago, he’d been pestered by these homophobic asshats for no reason, and Dean was more than done with it. The code that Dean Winchester lived by was a simple code: One; don’t touch my little brother. Two; don’t hurt my best friend. The fact that Cas always claimed that it was ‘fine’ and that he’d learned to ignore it, wasn’t good enough for Dean. Someone like Cas deserved to have a carefree life without having to deal with this unnecessary bullshit.

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artsyfartsyteen  asked:

How would you describe the way Mitch feels about Joey and vice versa? I am just wondering what they see in each other.

oh man as someone who is extremely emotionally-constipated this miiiight be a bit of a challenge for me to explain but bear with me

mitch has had a crush on jonas practically since they first met as TWEENS, before he even fully realized he was gay. he,, thinks the world of jonas. practically obsessed LOL. as far as mitch is concerned, jonas is perfect mostly because he is nothing like mitch. he sometimes has trouble conveying his feelings tho. here is a handy diagram of what goes on in his brain

as a boyfriend, mitch is a bit smothering and anyone else might find it a little uhhh Too Much but for jonas its ideal

jonas comes from a weird place and kinda reacts to relationships in a different way. he and his sister were abandoned as kids and grew up in a household with not a whole lot of outward and obvious love? so he attaches somewhat quickly to people who show him real affection, but also has frequent fears of ppl he cares about leaving him. he’s pretty needy and needs to be constantly reminded that he’s loved and won’t be abandoned or forgotten. AND even though he’d probably never admit it he needs to feel safe and protected LOL he’s a very soft wimp (when he cant use his powers in public etc) and mitch keeps the scary ppl away. bc       hes scarier

they also balance eachother out quite a bit. mitch is a lot more conscious of how he acts and mellows out when he’s with jonas, while jonas becomes a little more self-confident!

SO UH jonas is afraid of ppl leaving him, and mitch has a rly hard time accepting the idea that anyone would actually love him (oh my god im sorry) THEYRE A MESS but they make it work and they make eachother happy so thats whats important

CHANNEL UPDATE: im gay?! *not clickbait*

hey whats up gamers its been FOREVER .. i hope everyone is doing okay!!!!!

I THINK .. I HAVE a pretty good plan as to What is going on .. whats the sitch …….. im gonna continue to abstain from using this app for the next few days mostly , but during spring break (next week for me!!!) ill queue stuff and TALK TO ALL OF YOU AGAIN i MISS ALL OFMY BELOVED MUTUALS SO MUCH and .. make plans to just kinda have a relaxed queue and unfollow people i dont know and that have unfollowed me etc so that i can just ? soend my time on here doing the things i Miss rather than all of the negative stuff ???? i jusf .. i wanna tell val good morning every now and again .. Do It For Val ……

AND THEN in the summer i think iwill use tumblr a lot more and like take PRETTY PHOTOS again because i miss having popular posts circulating everywhere .. but ALSO its so weird ive veen looking my old urls up on twitter and stuff and i have been NAMEDROPPED BUT LIKE not .. badly ?? just like .. calling me popular .. and some people bave tweeted out like old photosets and selfies which is WEIRD but also a massive ego boost FKFJFKFJKD idk …. tldr i miss you a lot and i hope youre doing well and in turn im trying my best to make myself better so that when i am on here and talking to you all i can be in my best state of mind ! i love you see you soon

no offense, like, i do agree that su treats rose and pearl way better than they honestly deserve and gives characters like amethyst, ruby, bismuth etc. the short end of the stick, but i’m kinda conflicted when people use amethyst as an example of “non-femme poc being overly brutish and poorly written” because i so heavily relate to amethyst it almost makes me feel like im being judged for my real life identity like… am i not allowed to act the way i do because i’ll come off as a stereotype or a bad gay? i think she amongst other characters are well written, they just arent using said characters for their full potential, which is really sad because we could have so much more! anyways…i’m not trying to argue im just genuinely conflicted over this. yall are allowed to have your opinions too. shoot some my way but please don’t be nasty.