and i really like this idea that is around of names meanings

bluebelladon  asked:

So i had an Idea but I can't think of anything past the concept (+ yr writing for this kinda thing is like 200% better than mine) but what if the Lads founded the Fake AH crew and recruited the gents?

Ooh that’s fun – i’ve seen versions where they were two little gangs who combined into the FAHC but the idea of the actual Fake’s starting as the Lads is definitely interesting.

There were a lot of names tossed around at the start; it’s the part of forming a crew no one really talks about, the vaguely embarrassing period of building an image, choosing a name, defining yourselves. Like band names there is a lot of bad before the good. Like band names ‘good’ is wildly subjective, particularly when determined by a pack of teenage boys. The humour behind ‘Fake Crew’ isn’t particularly high brow and not a single soul outside the original four Lads, including and especially their future members, have any idea at all what the AH could possibly stand for. Most think its mysterious, assume something clever or at least meaningful, but the shifty looks the boys shoot each other when pressed tell a different story.

Still, they’ve made something of a name for themselves in Los Santos – the FAHC, who pull off unbelievable stunts, who lack any semblance of respect, dangerous in the way of feral animals, of wildfire. In the foolhardy way of children, who care far more about making sure you hurt than they do about protecting themselves. It’s enough to keep other gangs wary, to buy themselves a little breathing room with reckless gestures and bared teeth, but not exactly the glory they are looking for. Not quite the trembling respect they’ve dreamed of.

For that, it seems, they’re going to have to think bigger, smarter. Be clever not just in the tricks they play and jobs they pull but in the way they twist their image, they way they recruit, build their crew. Just being more won’t do it, added thugs for the sake of numbers; it would take an astonishing amount to really match the size of some of their rivals and the Lads don’t exactly play nice with strangers. No, they have to be strategic, have to select a few choice additions who can help them rise, and after much discussion they settle on three names they’d like to pull in; Ramsey, Patillo and the Vagabond. Lofty goals to be sure, but then, delusions of grandeur or not, the Fake’s have always considered themselves to be rather magnificent.

Everyone who’s anyone knows about the Vagabond; none of them will admit it (Ray will admit it, Ray doesn’t give a fuck) but the Lads all have hearts in their eyes every time the Vagabond slinks around, all follow every rumour, gossip over every job. Something between hero worship and healthy respect, without any of the fear normal self-respecting individuals feel, is the perfect cocktail to have the four of them plotting outlandish ways to pull in the mercenary. Patillo has an incredibly solid reputation for someone with no real ties, invariably thought to be smart, dependable, one of the best drivers in the country and definitely not a woman to be trifled with. That she and Ramsey seem to have some kind of relationship, worked together back in the day and while going their separate ways don’t appear to have had any kind of blow up, will hopefully work in the Lads favour. Last, but certainly not least, there’s Geoff Ramsey; the rouge Rooster who’s been traversing the country, constantly on the move and pulling all kinds of jobs from hilariously wacky to darkly perverse. Maybe the Lads are looking a bit outside their paid grade but with Ramsey reportedly looking to build his own crew they can’t not try, not after realising that their crew is unfortunately in need of a proper leader.

Because none of the Lads are leaders, not really, especially not back then. They aren’t incapable, are clearly wildly talented and loyal enough to one another to defer a certain kind of leadership to whomever has the best idea or the most experience with whatever task they’re facing, but no one individual is capable of being the permanent boss. No one individual actually wants that role, not really, they’re all too young, too impulsive, too eager to abandon necessary goals at the drop of a hat.  

Ray, who has arguably the least interest in being the boss of all, is less leader than lone wolf; when he’s taking point a lot of his orders tend to involve stealth, hanging back while he picks off targets, only charging in when long-distance is no longer an option. Necessary for particular jobs, and it’s certainly not an easy task keeping the other three in line until it’s their turn to burst into action, but it’s not a method that works for every task.

Michael makes a magnificent leader, fierce and fearless and unwaveringly loyal, protective of his crew until the bitter end. He is, unfortunately, utterly devoid of tact, of the patience to put up with any kind of shenanigans from anyone he doesn’t personally like, the ability to create and maintain necessary relations with anyone outside his crew. Michael himself knows he makes a far better Lieutenant, busy with duties he actually cares about, walking the line between following orders with absolute obedience and unapologetically calling out anything he disagrees with, reliable and relentless in equal measure.

Jeremy is meticulous, when he’s in charge he plots and plans and double checks, the very image of the perfect boss except for one flaw; more often than not he’s easily swayed. Will put together the perfect stealth plan only to agree when Michael makes a convincing argument for the importance of rocket launchers, conduct an ideal heist until Gavin begs to go after something shiny or Ray inquires about abandoning the sensible get away car for hilarious motorised scooters.

When Gavin is on his game he is fucking glorious, a flashbang of reckless laughter and terrible ideas none of them can resist, the promise that come hell or hand-grenades they will all be going home with a story. When Gavin plays leader he needs a lot of faith, needs the others to trust in things that don’t seem remotely feasible, but the payoff is always worth it. Except for the days when his words are too sharp, his eyes too cold, when he wants nothing more than to pick a fight with the most dangerous crook in the room, to swagger around the LSPD’s station unmasked, jump from a plane without checking his parachute; dancing with death just to see if he can. If they’re not careful on those days, if they missed the clues, the rest of the Lads would follow him down, unable discern between Gavin’s usual absurd genius and those streaks of genuinely aimless apathy until they’re all careening towards destruction.

So, as grating as it seems, there is an undeniable argument for a permanent leader, someone to keep them all on course, to take the responsibilities they don’t want, someone who can captain their ship without trying to push them all overboard. Still, you can’t just walk up to one of these infamous criminals and hand them an invitation; selling yourself – your dream, your crew, your city – takes time, takes planning, so in the end the FAHC’s first recruitment isn’t even one of those big three.

It’s pure luck when Michael meets Lindsay; finds her twirling a nail-studded bat in the wreckage of a bar, sipping a cocktail like she hadn’t just caved a man’s head in, and really nothing on earth could have stopped Michael from offering her a place in the crew. From talking them up in a way he’d never really bother with normally, because honestly how could he not. It doesn’t take much to get the other three onboard, Lindsay was a perfect fit, a seamless addition, and with her the FAHC is unquestionably more efficient.

Strangely the Vagabond is actually far easier to get on board than any had anticipated. After they start actively seeking his attention Ryan can’t help but watch the Lads. Not because their jobs are impressive (they are, actually, but Ryan’s in high demand, so very many crews out there are impressive enough) but because they are endearing eager; nothing like the pathetic begging of so many others, no attempt to convince Ryan he should be desperate to work with them, just genuine enthusiasm to prove themselves worthy of his time. They’re funny, something akin to a pack of reckless puppies; certainly capable of outrageous damage but equally likely to trip over their own oversized paws in their excitement, and in this business Ryan really shouldn’t find it as charming as he does. They take to leaving him all kinds of gifts; generally intriguing , often amusing and near always utterly gruesome, and after a month or so of hanging around the city toying with them they manage to get a former Rooster onside to run the show and Ryan’s run out of reasons to say no.

Gavin’s the one they sent after Geoff, when the Lads decide they’re ready to try to bring the notoriously creative, fortuitously crew-seeking man into the FAHC. Gavin’s first approach, full of deferential respect playing to Ramsey’s ego, is a complete bust; Geoff thought he was sweet, called him kid, laughed in his face and sent him out the door with a crack about coming back when he was old enough to drive. The second approach involves pulling a full blown job on Ramsey, one that starts with the man unknowingly buying Gavin a supercar and ends with the priceless tailored suit he’s wearing being pinned to the wall with a nail gun, Gavin grinning away like a particularly bloodthirsty shark, and all of a sudden Geoff can’t say he isn’t tempted. Deigns to finally listen to the recruitment spiel, as though he’s got any other choice right now, and despite himself is quickly sold on the whole crew.

Jeremy goes out one day and comes back with a handful of people, some they’d been discussing as a group, some the others hadn’t heard of, but all perfectly capable of holding their own agains the Lad’s disgruntled dissent. Steffie, who takes a look at their set up, rolls her eyes, then pulls out her phone and starts making a list, talking dealers and bases and possible new hires. Trevor who immediately sets to soothing ruffled feathers, sidling up to Gavin and gushing about some ridiculous theft, questioning Michael about his preference in heavy weaponry, ignoring the way Ray is skulking around behind him. Matt they’d all agreed on, welcoming the chance to push off all computering nonsense onto someone else, and Mica assures them all that she’s got no interest in sticking around, will work contracts as requested but isn’t about the stationary crew life. In the end no blood is spilt, no tempers flare too badly, and Jeremy is reasonably sure he isn’t going to wake up with a gun to his temple, so all in all it goes pretty well.

The last missing piece, Jack, is actually tracked down by Ray in the end; he wanders off one day and comes back with a very amused woman in tow, decked out in a hideous Hawaiian shirt and driving an obscenely nice Lamborghini. Apparently after finding her, not particularly difficult considering she wasn’t trying to hide, Ray simply told Jack all about Geoff’s fumbling attempts to simultaneously familiarise himself with the mess that is Los Santos, integrate himself into, and begin to take control of, an already close-knit, functioning crew, and do it all while pretending he’s not at all rattled by the Lad’s unwavering fascination with the horrifically notorious assassin who insists on sticking a straw through his mask to pound down a truly irresponsible number of diet cokes. It took a while for her utterly joyous, completely uncontrollable laughter to die down, but when she finally calmed Jack immediately started packing.

OTP at the beach
  • I really want to go in the water but I’m also kinda afraid of the water can you please give me a piggy back and wade out into the ocean so I can get closer without having to get wet but oh my god you’re dROPPING ME ABORT
  • I found this amazingly beautiful and intricate seashell and I want you to have it, here
  • THERE IS SAND IN LITERALLY ALL THE SANDWICHES AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT IS ANYONE’S FAULT BUT YOURS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING WITH THESE FuCKING HELL
  • We were playing volleyball but you tripped and grazed your leg come here let me make it better I mean I would say wear some pants next time but you look so fricking hot running around in next to nothing gosh
  • On that note, let me do your sunscreen
  • I WAS SWIMMING IN THE WATER BUT THEN SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT SO I RAN ALL THE WAY BACK UP THE BEACH TO YOU SCREAMING YOUR NAME AND NOW EVERYBODY THINKS I’M CRAZY BUT LIKE SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT
  • I’m trying to kiss you but the sun’s in my eyes omg hang on one second
  • Look at this cool cave get your sweater we’re exploring inside okay you don’t have to be scared I promise I’ll hold your hand the whole time AND you can keep every single seashell I find as well as your own
  • Also kiss me in the spooky seaside cave please
  • You literally look like a vision with your hair all sea-surf-y and tangled and your sweater on over your swim stuff and your skin all tan and with all that colour in your cheeks let’s come to the beach like every weekend yes??
  • You’re so exhausted you fell asleep on our beach mat thingy so I carried you back to the car and made a second trip for all our beach shit and when I got back to the car you were literally passed out in the passenger seat I guess it’s home time but oh my GOD IS THAT THE PILE OF SEASHELLS YOU WANT TO KEEP HOLY FUCK WE CAN’T KEEP ALL OF THOSE ??!??!?1!1??!
ok but consider this: destiel pokémon go au
  • dean bumping into cas while walking around the street looking for pokémon
  • dean and cas meeting for the first time at a poké stop and they end up getting along well so they decide to continue looking for pokémon together
  • dean being in team valor and cas in team mystic and cas keeps taking over dean’s gyms and dean is pissed as hell
  • cas using a lure and dean being able to catch a high CP pokémon because of the lure so dean comes up to thank cas personally
  • dean and cas as best friends who are competing against each other to see who can hatch their eggs the fastest (cas winning in the end is technically unfair cause he’s a goddamn runner)
  • sam accidentally hearing dean and cas groaning in the same room and sprinting away because he thought dean and cas were having sex but they actually just got cut off from pokémon go’s server
  • dean and cas as best friends hunting for pokémon together and dean keeps yelling ridiculous poké stop names out loud while cas rolls his eyes affectionately
  • “dean i thought you told me that you were going to actually jog with me for real this time” “no but cas listen there’s a pikachu just right over there
  • dean blushing violently when cas finds out that dean names all of his pokémon after classic rock bands
  • dean as a cop who has to pull cas over for driving too slow and turns out it’s because he was driving while playing pokémon go
  • cas wanting to come into a coffee shop because there’s a pokémon inside and dean is the coffee shop owner who has a “pokémon are for paying customers only” sign on his door
  • cas stubbornly sitting outside the coffee shop and using a lure to attract other trainers who eventually come just to hang around outside of dean’s shop
  • dean glaring at cas through the glass door of the coffee shop and cas smiling smugly at him

just. DESTIEL POKÉMON GO AU

*stumbles onto the internet* hello I played Zelda all day again lol (after completing some minor homework so I don’t feel COMPLETELY awful about it because by now I’m VERY aware this game will suck me in for long periods of time ^^;;; )

For today, I managed to find more memories (the one around the horse statue, and the one with the frog… both very cute :’D ) so now I have…2 more to go? Wowie. There are other missing memories I know, but for the pictures in Zelda’s camera, I’m almost done!

I also found Zelda’s horse!! He’s beauuutiful and with awesome stats, but WHAT A PAIN TO CATCH, GOSH. I named him Teruki! …yes, from MP100…it’s fitting, leave me alone :P I even got his mane cut short when he started being nice lololol he’s a really good horse~ Hopefully I can upload a picture soon!

Lessee I also completed recovering the ENTIRE Hyrule map! Doesn’t stop me from getting lost chasing after things (today…it was a dragon again. Very lost but I got a scale from it. So.) but it certainly helps X’D

I also managed to defeat my first Lynell!! :’’’D It was painful and took forever but I did it *falls over* thank you @nebulousneko and friends for the tips, they really helped!!

Oh, and I finished the Divine Beast Vah Rudania (the…lizard one…that for SOME reason I thought was an octopus in the trailers???? oops)!! What interesting mechanics for that dungeon, I really enjoyed myself there~ It was a tough but good challenge X’D I did have some trouble figuring out how to beat the boss tho O.o;;;; 

ALSO YUNOBO IS ADORABLE, why aren’t more people talking about him??? A precious Goron child with anxiety but trying his best, 10/10 would adopt :’D

So like RE: the queer slur discourse

Maybe this is just my personal experience but queer isn’t really a word that’s used in this country? Like yeah people know what it means but it’s not the go-to word for bigots to throw around. Whereas I probably hear gay used as an insult about five times a day. Growing up, I knew being gay was ‘a bad thing’ before I even knew what it meant. I remember being called gay when I was eight years old cause I hugged my friend and vehemently denying it. I didn’t know why, just that being gay was the worst thing you could be.

Lesbian was even worse. This sounds awful but tbh the word still makes my skin crawl. I’ve had people hiss lesbian at me on the street, a group of cis guys follow me shouting lesbian. In high school there were people in my class who refused to touch me or use my actual name and would just call me 'The Lesbian’ to my face. It’s a word that still creates a visceral reaction in me.

Strangely at the time, when I was still discovering my trans identity and identified as wlw I preferred to use the word d*ke as my identifier. It was a word I had only ever heard used by other wlw. As far as I was concerned it was Our word, a word that made me feel part of a community and less alone in those horrible teenage years. I don’t know how much of this experience is undermined now by the fact I’m trans but I think it still says something.

And at least in my experience, queer feels very much the same way. It is the word which unifies and connects me with the community, both on and offline. It is a word I see pretty much exclusively used by lgbt people and it’s also a hell of a lot easier than saying I’m a pansexual trans person.

I don’t doubt it is also used as a slur and I would never want to use it as a label for someone who doesn’t want it applied to them. I’m just curious to see how my experience fits in with other people’s?

aracelicaillen  asked:

01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded?

Abelaire was based off the name “Abel,” if it wasn’t that obvious, though I’ve always pronounced it “ah-bell.” The name’s meaning is “breath,” though that had nothing to do with me picking it. I just really liked the name.

Same goes for his original surname, which was Delacroix back when I first made him. But after seeing a lot of folks with that surname, and after poking around with backstory ideas, I came up with Cygnnoire – which is a combination of the French words for “black” and “swan.” I came up with this because of the song Black Swan by the Struts, which was a huge inspiration to Abel’s original storyline.

Much later, after some RP happenings with @smokespun‘s Charlemont, I had come up with the idea for his family grimoire and everything connected to it. Though he changed his surname, Abel’s ancestral name is Racinnoire, meaning “black root” (this is mostly a reference to his family’s skin/hair color; they adapted it in a myriad of ways, one of which includes the black tree sigil on their grimoire).

anonymous asked:

What are all of Link's nicknames again? I know there's Sky, Wind, Time, Wild, and Twilight. But like what about Minish Cap or LttP or the original Zelda? Thanks it's been driving me crazy trying to remember :)

I’m pretty sure it’s like

Minish Cap: Mini? I really never see anything for him
Four Swords: each are the colors, Green, Red, Blue, and Vio
Spirit Tracks: That’s Engie! I know that!
ALttP: honestly? i never heard of a nickname for him? Pink haired Link? Past Link? No idea… 
ALBW: I mean I’ve seen Worlds and Albi thrown around so…??
The Original Zelda: I think his nickname is Classic Link but I could be wrong. 
Hyrule Warriors: I personally call him Scarfy, but some people like to call him Warrior *shrug* Scarfy is a cuter name lol
SS Manga Link: Red Cape Link. Grandpa. Spirit. First. Origin. He has too many nicknames we need to just agree on one sdjfkald. 

If I got some wrong or missed one, someone can correct me. I swear I got Minish Cap Link’s wrong 

Blog re-naming!

I’ve renamed my art blog from @csaltzy to @gramophoneturtle! The main reason is because csaltzy doesn’t really mean anything, so I wanted to change it to something else that felt…better.

My reblogging blog is still @csalted and will probably be changed eventually. Links between posts will probably stay broken (like multipart related posts) but I will edit the master posts for Xenoblade X, etc., since those links are all in one place soon, and you can find the related posts easier. But if you do have troubles finding something, feel free to give me a shout!

For those who are curious, a Gramophone Turtle is basically what my avatar is…a gramophone and turtle creation. I came up with the idea back around in 2009 and I still like it (despite having some trouble drawing it) and thought, why not use it?

39 Questions Tag

I was tagged by @thetangles - Thank you! :]

1. Are you named after someone? Uhh… If Alexander the Great and Olympus count. Lol 

2. When was the last time you cried? When I watched Logan. Got me right in the feels. 

3. Do you like your handwriting? Not at all, never have. Never really made an effort to make it better either though haha

4. What is your favourite lunchmeat? Turkey I guess? 

5. Do you have kids? Nooooooooooooo. 

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I mean I can’t really stand myself as I am so if I had the choice to get away from myself then I’d take it. Hahaha 

7. Do you use sarcasm? On the daily. 

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yep!

9. Would you bungee jump? No way! I’m mildly afraid of heights and the idea of my body flinging around helplessly doesn’t sound appealing. 

10. What is your favourite kind of cereal? Cocoa Pebbles and now I wish I had some. 

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope. 

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? When I have to be, I think. 

13. What is your favourite ice cream? “COOKIE DOUGHN’T YOU WANT SOME” FROM COLD STONE FUCK I WISH COLD STONE WAS CLOSER

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their eye color usually. 

15. What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? My thighs probably.

16. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? Dark blue pajama pants that have southpark characters on them.. and no shoes. 

17. What are you listening to right now? Ray playing Madden. 

18. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Vantablack….lmao

19. Favourite smell? Cinnamon comes to mind. 

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Ray to ask him what he wanted for dinner. 

21. Favourite sport to watch? Football for sure, the rest are all boring as fuck. 

22. Hair colour? Dark brown. 

23. Eye colour? Also dark, boring brown. 

24. Do you wear contacts? Nope! I don’t think I’d have the skill to put them in even if I had to wear glasses. 

25. Favourite food to eat? PASTA.

26. Scary movies or comedy? Comedy but I enjoy scary movies once in a while. 

27. Last movie you watched? Logan. So good! 

28. What colour of shirt are you wearing? Black & red. 

29. Summer or winter? Summer because it warms my cold soul. 

30. Hugs or kisses? Both. 

31. What book are you currently reading? Two - “Hidden” and “Touching Spirit Bear” 

32. Who do you miss right now? If I’m honest not really anyone. 

33. What is on your mouse pad? I don’t have one. 

34. What is the last TV program you watched? Jeeze I honestly can’t remember right now… I haven’t been watching TV much lately… It might’ve been Family Guy?

35. What is the best sound? The ocean.

36. Rolling stones or The Beatles? Hmmm… I’ll go Beatles. 

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Wisconsin. I never want to go back… at least not in the summer. 

38. Do you have a special talent? Apparently functioning on only 4 hours of sleep nearly every day. 

39. Where were you born? Pleasanton, California. 

I tag: @thevaulthunter @to-dare-greatly @motorbikesdontfly @vivalanorthlane @whisperslikeghosts

you know i’m not big fan of empress cirilla ending but 

empress of nilfgaard going to peace negotiations to skellige, to meet with its queen who’s had enough of war and wants her country to grow, to change 

they both take their roles very seriously and spend so much time discussing these matters that they bore out even the advisors, both of them slightly trying to impress the other one with power and knowledge 

cerys inviting cirilla to feast to celebrate the treaty, with tons of ale and food, people laughing and singing around the tables, telling her “you probably don’t know fun in your land, empress, so i will have to show you" 

both of them laughing about old times, even though they didn’t really like each other back then (which is exactly why it’s so funny. especially when it comes to ciri’s crush on hjalmar. "i mean no offense, ciri - she calls her by the name because after certain amount of ale, titles no longer matter - but what, for the love of gods, have you seen in my brother?”. to which ciri laughs, saying that she has no idea either). 

later, after the feast, when cirilla is escorted to her room, perhaps a bit tipsy (empresses don’t get drunk, cirilla, she hears in emhyr’s voice in her head) and starts getting ready for the bed, she gets a surprise visit from the queen, wearing a thin shift. “why so surprised?” she asks, golden eyes gleaming with mischief in the firelight. “you know that we, islanders, aren’t exactly known for subtlety. when we want something, we take it, empress." 

in the end, being the empress of nilfgaard didn’t turn out to be that bad.

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tagged by : @88-m-p-h (thank you bunches !!)

NAME :  herbert ‘herb’ ruggles tarlek jr.
AGE :  40 (but verse dependent)
SPECIES :  human
GENDER :  cis male, him/his
ORIENTATION : straight (probably tiny bit bicurious but ??massive homophobia sO)
IDENTIFIES AS:  male
PROFESSION :  sales manager of wkrp in cincinnati, an am top 40 rock station.

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{ PHYSICAL ASPECTS }
BODY TYPE : not large but not really thin either; somewhat atheletic
HAIR :  dark brown
EYES :  brown
SKIN :  fair, but unnecessarily tanned, like everyone in the 1970s 
HEIGHT :   5″7′

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{ FAMILY }
FAMILY :  herbert r. tarlek sr. & ruby eagen tarlek (parents), lucille baites tarlek (wife), barabra baites (mother-in-law), bunny & herb the third (children)
SIBLINGS : he has an estranged half brother from an affair of his father’s, whom he does not learn about until he is in his 30s. they have never met.
ANY PETS? :   yes  [  ]   ||   no  [ X ] (but his daughter has a pet frog) ||  verse specific [  ]
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{ SKILLS }
Physical Prowess :  surprisingly athletic (and good at baseball). can run quite fast, but only if someone is chasing him. this actually probably happens more often than you’d think. not a fan of fights, but if someone else starts it, happy to defend himself, quite capable, and not above getting in a few lucky punches while he’s at it. actually, far, far below it. he’ll do it with pride.
Speed : faster than you think
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{ LIKES }
COLORS :  REALLY UGLY SLIGHTLY EARTH TONES BUT ALSO STILL TOO BRIGHT COLORS THAT DO NOT GO TOGETHER, like everything in the 1970s, BUT INTENSIFIED BECAUSE HE’S HERB AND WE’VE ALL SEEN HOW HE DRESSES
SMELLS : old books, hot sun on asphalt, polyester, clean clothes, lucille’s perfume, which is sort of a fruity, flowery scent, leather, the beach
FOOD : anything lucille makes tbh, but specifically chili, lasagna, potatoes, italian foods in general (he seems to take clients to italian restaurants A Lot), potato chips, pie (he is a pie man !! not a cake man !! cake is boring !! unless it’s a birthday cake. especially if a girl is going to explode from said birthday cake)
DRINKS : …..martinis….., …….beer……, coke, pepsi, coffee, water with lemon, absolutely no tea ever that’s for sissies and women, secretly offended at himself for thinking it smells nice and that he’d like to try it
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES? : yes  [ x ]   ||   no  [  ]
FAVOURITES : watches and enjoys a lot of suggestively titled romance movies that probably go a bit farther than romance and probably wouldn’t be okay for anyone under 18 to see, but also not porn, because he’s just….. shockingly not into porn. he would be someone who literally read playboy for the articles, but claimed he did it for the pictures, and everyone would believe him. ugly ass polyester leisure suits that should probably be burned, his family, his dad (i mean…. herb sr. is literally his life long role model to the point of identity assumption, almost), women (not even in a sexist way. but also in a sexist way, but also in a nice way if he was capable of being a decent human which is questionable), theater, specifically classic broadway, lucille’s smile, bunny’s stupid frog, when did he get attached to that cold, slimy thing, television, radio in general, mONEY……. did i mention money. did i also mention, money,…………………….  oh and books

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{ OTHER DETAILS }
SMOKES ? : yes  [  ]   ||   no  [  ]   ||   occasionally [ x ]
DRUGS ? :   yes  [  ]   ||   no  [ x ] (1 time in college and Never Again)  ||   occasionally  [  ]
DRIVER LICENSE ? : yes  [ x ]   ||   no  [  ]
EVER BEEN ARRESTED ? : no  [  ]   ||   yes  [  ]   ||   almost/detained  [ x ]
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ummMMMMMMM

@innocentmanwithabounty @annastrxng @phantcwen ?? EVERYONE I KNOW WAS ALREADY TAGGED TBH LOL But if ur readin this wantin to do it and ya weren’t tagged like. do it. do it and say i tagged u. that would be rad.

Layden ruined Hayden

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Hayden had such potential. She was strong and independent she was a few steps short of every girl should aspire to be. I liked how she didn’t take crap from anyone. She was a little bitchy at times but it could’ve been forgiven in the name of independence and girl power.

Then boom. She became Liam’s girlfriend. Like really. She became just a love interest. Her arc was seriously depleted when her life revolved around him. He clouded her judgment (they clouded each others judgement) and she stopped acting like herself. I mean I get the whole thing about infatuation clouding judgment but the way she’s just depending on him makes me sick and that’s from an unbiased part of my brain.

I have no idea how they’re planning to fix her but they need to do so soon.

@starwitchmari said: oh my reasoning for the name is really simple. It just seems like he doesn’t care about having a separate secret identity, and like you said, he may even dislike the concept of it (for whatever reason) and is why I think he would unmask his opponents after beating them. This concept can work both as a the real rival or as a Tetsuo expy as well (again, drawing a parallel to 5D’s) but I would prefer him to be the rival.

Lol, you mentioning Ushio gave me the random, out-of-the-blue idea of the two of them possibly being related. Ushio’s been alluded to in every spinoff, right? But I’ll admit that’s pretty improbable.

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I was called a Nazi on here the other day. 

I guess being part of the Folkish side of Asatru automatically makes me a Nazi. I mean, that’s a really really funny idea, because I’m not. I don’t like Neo-Nazis, and I don’t like Communists. I’m a Libertarian. I guess having the whole lifestyle idea of “You do you” is equivalent to being a Nazi, because I’m not going around trying to virtually stomp their throats with my boots. I love how people throw out the terms “FASCIST!” and “Nazi!” when someone doesn’t agree with them. 

I don’t have to justify my opinions, but the name calling is quite silly. I know that freedom of speech doesn’t necessarily protect me from repercussions in real life, but that doesn’t mean I can’t say what I want. 

People on here are so big and brave behind their computer screens. I’d love to sit and discuss things logically with some of you people, that seem to have your ‘heart in the right place’ by dehumanizing another human being for their viewpoints. I thought that pagans and Asatruar just wanted to be left alone by everyone else. Now I guess they’re taking it upon themselves to “cleanse” things from supposed white supremacist groups– which, you know, aren’t white supremacist at all. 

So quick to mindlessly jump on the “I HATE YOU BECAUSE THIS PERSON SAID YOU’RE RACIST” train. 

Ok so, my ‘amazing’ girlfriend had a actually really cool idea. So she’s OBSESSED with Disney, like every disney film ever she can name and tell you all about it! (It’s actually really cute because it means we can cuddle together and she sits there mouthing the words)

SO With the help of her, wouldn’t it be cool if I did Disney related smut/imagines?! Even if I fuck them up a bit (not in a bad way like I make them different or messed up to what the film is) 

So you’d have say…

  • Michael as Prince Eric from the little mermaid and Y/N being Ariel? Or even the other way around and Michael being a red haired Ariel and Y/N being the Princess/Prince 
  • Calum as Aladin And Y/N as princess Jasmine? I know it’s typical but can you imagine sex on a flying Carpet? yes ok 
  • Ashton as like a Male Elsa with frozen powers and Y/N to be Kristof? (Mike can be Olaf) and you fuck in the ice palace? 
  • AND I may even consider a Luke smut, to be A monster from Monsters University and him to have like four arms! 


So yeah, tell me your thoughts on this! 😇

Name: Really Platonic Cuddling
Pairing: Lazerhelmet
Summary: Woody and Zach have to share a bed, and wake up the next morning a lot closer than they’d like.
Word Count: 765
Author’s Note: Just throw me right in the trash omg

AO3: [x]

“You have got to be fucking kidding me!

Zach’s voice rings out around the room, snapping Woody’s attention from the bed to the source of the outburst. He’s seething, fist clenched in either anger or frustration - probably both . Woody’s sure that if he doesn’t calm down he’ll end up blowing a hole in the floor. The guard seems to have had the same idea, because he’s slowly backing away from the business end of the lazer.

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in the interest of fairness

some things I do like about dismaland:

- there’s art by lots of different artists from around the world, not just banksy, and some of what I’ve seen is really good (usually the stuff that doesn’t tie into the overall theme)
- many of those artists are women and POC
- I don’t blame them for charging admission because it is an art show with employees that they’re hopefully paying properly, and it’s not like the price is even that steep
- the “security checkpoint” thing is obviously just part of the exhibition. that doesn’t mean it’s not shitty or pretentious, but still.

but that doesn’t negate the fact that:

- Banksy came up with the idea and his name is all over the place
- some pieces of artwork are incredibly gross no matter who made them (see: Cinderella hanging out of the carriage accident)
- it’s basically mocking people for enjoying something fun by condemning them as part of *the system*
- it’s cliche and pretentious as fuck

stealatimelord:

I really love the idea of Clara and Ashildr traveling around the universe together. 

One forever on the verge of death, and the other with eternal life. 

Two opposites in a 1950s diner kicking butt and taking names. 

Now, here’s a fun thought: with immortals, the probability of meeting becomes certain. And Me/Ashildr is likely known to people that The Doctor abandoned. Which means there’s a damn good chance that at one point or another, Lady Me will go “Hey, I know someone who would kill to travel with us for a time.” And that’s when Clara Oswald will meet Captain Jack Harkness. 

To my followers...

Hey everyone! I’d like to thank everyone who’s followed me. It really means a lot and I appreciate it! As a reward, I’d like to give you a name. I don’t want to call you “followers” forever…it makes me feel like some sort of leader, which I’m not. But the thing is, I need your help. I want you to come up with a few names to call our “family” and submit them to me through my ask box (Anon is turned on, but if you go on anon I won’t be able to give you credit when voting time comes around). Later, I will pick my top five favorites. Then you will be able to vote on which ever one you like best. I’d love to hear all of your ideas!

Deadline for ideas: April 19th
The poll will be put up shortly afterwards.