and i really cant with my otp

deh hc where evan just loves to be held especially by connor because he has the warmest hugs ever and comfiest chest to lean on and snuggle into but often has an awful wrench of pot so connor usually has to wear lots of cologne or something flowery because evan likes the smell of flowers and just freshness. connor on the other hand loves to hold him because a happy evan means a happy connor plus evan giggling in his arms is the cutest sight to see.

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they just remind me of Spongebob and Patrick, it suits pretty well

Ink by @comyet

Error by @loverofpiggies

(i guess idea might be a little inspired by @puffrisk (??))

things i still cant believe
  • the lighter was invented before the match
  • oxford university is older than the aztec empire
  • the national animal of scotland is a unicorn
  • ishida sui dedicated an entire chapter to touka and kaneki fucking
I'm so weak

I ship things okay

I ship them so hard

I’ll be all “oh yeah these two need to fuck and love each other and be happy together”

But then

BUT THEN ILL SEE FANART/FANFICTION OF THEM ACTUALLY GETTING IT ON

AND IM LIKE

NO

NO WHAT IS THIS

HELP

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NOOOO WAY!! DID THIS REALLY JUST HAPPEN??DID YUGYEOM REALLY JUST–OH MY DEAR!!! MY HEART CANT TAKE MUCH MORE!! Why yugbam?? WHY YOU SHAKE ME LIKE SO?? 😱😱😱

No but seriously, I’m screaming!! Is this payback for the times Bambam has been feeling Yugyeom up recently?? Wooowwww baby!

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Some OTP holiday greetings for you all, Merry christmas to all of you trashbags.

(Also its the expression challange but cant link right now)

“Welcome back” 

Drawing request of Chrobin for the kissing meme, this is #7- I’ve missed you. I wanted to draw the scene where Chrom finds Robin after many years of searching, IT GIVES ME MANY EMOTIONS

The Infamous Small and Tall AUs

- If you try to balance one more cup on my head I am going to punch you

- Did you just get me a fucking step stool for a present????

- I always sit on your lap because I’m smaller but you wanted to “switch things up” this time and-get the fUCK OFF OF ME I CAnt BREATHE

- Every damn time we watch the lion king you always gotta reenact that one scene and it’s not cute anymore-put mE DOWN

- Whenever we fight, I always end up hiding in a really small space so I don’t have to see you but 9/10 times I get stuck and have to call you to get me out

- What do you mean there’s a limit to how many piggy back rides I get???
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josuke didnt really think this through

anonymous asked:

Could you do schizophrenia? I got diagnosed about a month ago...

hope you’re doing okay! Also that this makes you smile :)

disability au’s: schizophrenia!

  • “I’m usually very paranoid and suspicious of everyone, I can’t help it, but with you is the only time I feel even relatively calm”
  • “you actually know very well you’re schizophrenic and so whenever you overhear people complaining you’re immediate response is “dude nothing is fucking real—cmon now” as you motion to the disembodied voice supposedly right next to you”
  • “compared to the harassing thoughts I hear I do have a voice that tries to help me and for some reason your voice matches the one in my head and my mind is scrambling to figure out what the hell is going on”
  • “all of the hissing and screams really overload you so you always say “keep talking” to me because hearing my voice is something nicer to focus on”
  • “there are nights when the voices become too much and even invade your dreams and so you’ll just sit on your bed quietly until i whack you with a pillow to distract from everything racing around your head and just have some mindless fun&maybe some kisses”
  • “i was rooting for you to get this job with me but no one knows about your schizophrenic disorder and i can see you freezing up during a presentation and cringing at all the loud voices and just to save this from exploding i pretend to hear a loud screech too and distract everyone”
    • “I can see you trying to hide that smile as everyone checks their phones—dont shy away baby, its alright u can make it up to me later ;)”
  • “the first few nights of my schizophrenia i woke up to this one bloodcurdling scream at 2am and ran outside to see if anyone needed help—but of course it was no one, except for you on your porch. apparently you cant sleep either because of a mental illness and we both just end up stargazing in a ‘this sucks’ mood”
  • “ive named all the voices i hear as idiotic people i know just to emasculate them, although its kinda a pro/con deal. ill be minding my business and accidentally say “shut the fuck up Donald” and a cute stranger would look at me like “what did i do”
    • “really? your name is donald?
      • “really? youre talking to yourself?”
        • “…touche”
modern magic aus
  • i really want us to get along and i invite you over to my apartment after i had spent hours hiding away all my strange plants and potions and fancy magical rocks and moving star charts and kick my cat familiar out for a day. Everything looks incredibly normal and non-magic and things are going great until i see u accidently touch a thing i forgot to put away THAT YOU ARE NOT TO MEANT TO TOUCH 
  • i get a cold and when im sick i really can’t be around non-magic people but u show up at my door and i try to shoo u away but u come in and see my apartment but tomy relief u think i’m just really into weird crap, but then my cat starts talking and u notice some of my furniture are walking around the house and u swore u saw that house plant wave at you
  • you’re always finding weird trinkets in your clothes such as colourful feathers, smooth rocks, glinting scales or peculiar miniature marble carvings and you don’t know where they’re coming from but they’re actually good luck charms that i slip into pockets 
  • whenever we touch im so nervous and i cant keep my magic in check and i slip up so whenever ur hand brushes mine for a brief moment you see spirits/ghosts or light bulb bursts or door slams open and i’m so sorry cause now you think i’m haunted or something
  • my kitchen’s a mess and inside a fridge is a mixture of drinks, food, potions and potion ingredients and u drink what you thought was some weird cordial and now you’re having a 24hr out of sense experience and you’re seeing and saying really delusional crap and i have to keep you here overnight so you don’t die

shirosbaby666  asked:

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP

yup! its kl@nce unfortunately….

i used to like/ship it back then before The Discourse tbh,,, like it wasnt half bad to me??? but it wasnt my per se OTP it was just a ship i kinda liked bc my OTP was obvs she!th and it still is–basically what happened is that the kl@nce shippers made me hate kl@nce and i KNOW its not the ship’s fault but goddd i cant look at kl@nce w/o getting a rush of anxiety its really bad….

it seems to be a general consensus that if Jack Morrison liked comics… it would most likely be Captain America…

but can I add that if Gabriel Reyes could choose, he loves reading Midnighter and its not because that his OTP was Midnighter and Apollo that he was easily smitten by Jack “my hair is literally spun sunshine” Morrison…