and i never saw this before

mixtape (m)

pairing: min yoongi x reader 

genre: smut, fluff, comedy / college, podcast personality au

word count: 15,610

description: Two mystery students from your college run the podcast dubbed ‘mixtape.’ It’s become a sort of phenomenon around campus, listened to by almost everyone. In their most recent episode they discussed various study methods… One of them being oh so tempting.

“This week’s topic is—” Sugar started, of course only to be swiftly interrupted by the second half of the two-man show podcast that had sort of gone viral around your college campus.

But regardless of being cut short, the metallic nature of his voice still managed to worm its way directly into your chest, where it festered into something so captivating that you couldn’t help but sigh. It was cool to the touch as the syllables of his chosen words sent an intrusion of goosebumps along your arms and thighs. It had a certain gravel, a deepness that you could sometimes feel in the pit of your belly if you listened to him long enough with your eyes closed. However, more times than not, the grit would be severed with a vibrant laugh that rang so sweetly that you could feel it clamoring around your heart with giddiness on its heels.

“—Studying! So sexy, right?” Jay interjected mid-sentence, something that anyone who listened to their weekly episodes would quickly learn is a norm.

However, there were times of course where Sugar was allowed the courtesy of going off on long tangents without his friend’s interruption, and in those moments his voice was hypnotic, if you had to put it simply. It tugged you beneath the current of concentration until you were pressing the volume button on your phone to raise his vocals higher. The small hitch of his breath, or exhale against the mic when he would sigh due to the topic at hand, they made you lean in closer to the invisible man on the other side of the pre-recorded audio that filtered through your headphones.

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Two Gay Weddings

on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…


“Nice decorations.”

“Yes.”

“I like the, um- what’s that thing you call hanging from the walls again?”

Draco laughed. “Garland, Potter. I must have told you that a million times.”

“Sorry.” Harry chuckled uncomfortably and adjusted his tie. “I guess I’m just nervous. I’ve never been in a wedding party before.”

“You don’t say. I never would have guessed.” Draco glanced at Harry out of the corner of his eye and smirked when he saw Harry’s stricken expression. “You’ll be fine, Potter.”

“No I won’t be. Ginny should’ve never picked me to be her best man.”

“And Luna should’ve never picked me to be hers.” Draco sighed. “Lord knows all I’ll do is take the attention away from her with my amazing good looks.”

Harry snorted. “Yeah, right.”

“Well, my turn to walk down the aisle.” Draco left his place beside Harry to take the arm of Luna’s maid of honor, Freya Butler, a magizoologist who Luna worked with.

“Good luck,” Harry said, still looking like a frightened little lamb.

“Thanks. And, Potter, I promise you that you’ll be the best best man Ginny could’ve hoped for,” Draco said before disappearing through the doors leading to the sanctuary.

“Did I walk alright?” Potter asked Draco as soon as the two of them sat down at their table for the reception.

“You glided like an angel, I assure you. It hardly matters anyway since everybody was too busy being awed by my perfectly styled hair to notice the way you walked down the aisle.”

Harry laughed. “Oh, of course. And what about during my speech? Will all eyes be on you during that as well?”
“Obviously not all eyes, Potter. Probably about half.”

Harry quirked a smile and took a sip of champagne. “How come you’re not nervous at all?” he asked Draco.

“Years of practice.” Draco smiled at Harry, but the words came out weary.

“More or less years than it takes to make your hair look like that?” Harry teased, raising his eyes pointedly to Draco’s hair.

Draco laughed. “Actually about the same number of years.”

“Ah.”

“Fuck. I don’t think I can do this,” Harry murmured as Hermione was finishing up her speech.

“What do you mean?” Draco asked.

“My speech is next. It’s not as good as Hermione’s. It’s not really good at all. Fuck, I’m going to ruin this wedding.”

Draco put a hand on Harry’s knee. “Don’t say that. You’re not going to ruin anything. You’re going to be great, just like you always are. And if you don’t like your speech, then screw it. Just speak from your heart. Luna and Ginny will love it, no matter what you say.”

People began clapping around them, but the two men just stared into each other’s eyes.

“Okay,” Harry said at last, and he stood up.

The wedding guests went quiet again and looked expectantly at Harry. He took a deep breath.

“I’m glad that’s over,” Harry said to Draco once all the speeches were over. “Do you think I did okay?”

Draco rolled his eyes and smiled. “Everyone was crying by the end of your speech, Potter. So yes, I think you did okay.”

“Oh. I didn’t know if the crying was good or bad.”

Draco smiled for a second more before his expression turned pensive. “Can I ask you something?”

“Yeah, anything.”

“You’re a Gryffindor. You’re like the most Gryffindor-y Gryffindor I’ve ever met, but you were still scared of messing up today. Why?”

Harry frowned. “I’m not immune to nerves, you know.”

“I know, I know, but it just seemed off.” A beat of silence, then Draco added, “Whatever. I guess it’s nothing.”

“It’s not nothing,” Harry said. Draco raised his eyebrows. “I was nervous because I kept thinking that this was going to be my first and only time being in a wedding. And I had to do everything perfectly because I won’t ever do it again.”
“What about your own wedding?”

Harry sighed. “I’m Harry Potter. Everyone I meet is going to have expectations for me. They’ll think I’m a savior or a misunderstood lost soul or some shit like that. I don’t want that.”

“Well aren’t we two peas in a pod? I’m the infamous Draco Malfoy, former Death Eater. Everyone I meet expects me to be a brooding and mysterious Dark Arts master, but all I really am is a-”

“Self-absorbed git. Yeah, I know.”

Draco smiled and finished the last of the champagne. “We should probably just marry each other, eh?”
“Probably.”

“Nice decorations.”

“Yes.”

“What do you call those things on the wall again?”

“Honestly, Potter, this is the last time I’m reminding you. Garland.”

“Malfoy.”

“What is it?”

“No not you, me. I’m Malfoy now too. You keep forgetting.”
Draco blushed, smiled, and looked down at his and Harry’s wedding bands on their fingers.

“Sorry, Mr. Malfoy. I guess it hasn’t sunk in yet.”

“What do you mean it hasn’t sunk in yet? We’ve been married for at least three hours.”

“Hey, I’m not as bad as you are, Mr. ‘What are those things on the wall?’”

“There it is again, you using the wrong last name. What has gotten into you?”
“Nothing has gotten into me, and if you don’t stop bugging me, you’re not getting into me tonight either.”

“If you can’t remember my last name then I’m not sure I want to.”

“I do know your last name. It’s Malfoy. Malfoy. Malfoy. Malfoy. Malfoy. Malfoy. Malfoy. Malfoy,” Draco went on and on until Harry laughed and eventually had to kiss Draco to shut him up.

“I hate you..”

“I love you too..”

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Have some vent art of my two personas who are talking to each other through the wall. They never saw and met each other, and they can´t because of the wall which is made by their sadness and anger, not happiness and it´s blocking their way..

(I forgot to say this info before since I saw some fan arts about them two together, so here you go qwq)

Hoodies!!!

(”small” post between asks)

So earlier today I got my cross sans hoodie in the mail today

I love Cross he is adorable! 

I love the fluffy hood! and its so warm!

(fwump)

it was made by the same person who made my underlust Papyrus hoodie (which I never posted pictures of before QwQ) 

and I love my Bubblegum hoodie just as much I love wearing it around and on a rare occasion someone will recognize who it represents! I love them so much!

both were made by @simakai I have to say Miss Roxanne I adore your work I have since I first saw your hoodies on my dash! Thank you so much for the time, care, and love you put into these hoodies! My awful selfie skills do not do your hoodies justice X3. 

As I whispered the word to that song, on that cold December night, I closed my eyes,

And before me I saw an infinite amount of windows, all showing the lives I could have had,

In one I was humming that song as you wrapped your arms behind me, a small laugh escaping my lips as you buried your face in my neck.

In another lustrous blue hues fell upon me as I sang on a stage, giggling often as I squinted to read the letters from the karaoke screen, your warm eyes watching me all the while.

And even in another, I sang them under my breath as I walked the dog, a bright blue truck slowing beside me on the road, and your face appearing to ask for directions.

And so the possibilities went on, the only constant being the words, and the soul I sang them for.

—  I pray, in a million realities, a million universes, that my soul is never away from yours. 

the last jedi review (no spoilers)

i went, honest to goodness, into this movie excited. in fact i was shaking before it started i was so excited. but never, in all my years of being a star wars fan, had i ever felt so…dissapointed.

i saw the signs so long ago and i was holding on to the hope that maybe, just maybe i would enjoy it.

but here i am, angered and numb because i just hated a star wars movie.

with no spoilers, all i can say is don’t watch it. if you love the ot and all of the original star wars and want it cherished and respected, don’t bother with tlj. it’s not worth it. from a die hard star wars fan to another, i’m giving you all my heart.

i hated the last jedi. and i won’t be posting anything positive about it outside of a scene or two. it was exactly what we feared would happen under r*an j*hnson. a nightmare come true.

mark hamill was right. i knew listening to him would come in handy. i hate george lucas as a person, but man do i miss that man making our franchise.

so catch me here, acknowldging only original, prequel, clone wars, and rebels canon. cause that’s the type of blog i am. sorry, not changing.

and yeah, i am considering not seeing ix. that’s how upset i am.

i’m sorry star wars. i loved you. it’s really too bad.

Quoth @finnreyfridays​ in a post with TLJ spoilers after the jump (so if you’re on mobile and there is no jump, beware): We’d also like to extend the opportunity to those who have seen the movie to share their thoughts on Finnrey as it stands post-TLJ. All we ask is that you keep the ship-bashing to a minimum. Let us know what you think about the future of Finnrey.

There are also TLJ spoilers in this post, so again, if you’re on mobile and there is no jump, close your eyes and scroll for a bit.  In places I am ship-critical of things that aren’t Finnrey but I don’t think I’m doing any hating or bashing.

Also, I swear.  (Plus, these are first reactions.  I reserve the right to change my opinion.)

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neptune-centari  asked:

Hey Steph! I wanted to contribute a johnlock song of my own! My Never by Blue October is absolutely a johnlock song from Sherlock's point of view! Hope you enjoy!

Will you think of me,
In time?
It’s never my luck,
So nevermind.
I wanna say your name,
But the pain starts
Again,
It’s never my luck,
So nevermind.

[Chorus:]
I had a dream that you were with me,
And it wasn’t my fault,
You roll me over,
Flipped me over,
Like a somersault.
And that doesn’t happen to me
I’ve never been here before
I saw forever in my never,
And I stood outside her
Heaven.

Will you wait for me,
In time,
It’s never my luck,
So never mind.
And yeah I’ve lost a lot of what I never expect to ever return
I tend to push ‘em ‘til the pushing’s turned from hurting to burn,
I always take them to that place they always wanted to go,
Then end up dancing 'round
This clown commands,
Applause at a show…

[Chorus]

And I could only dream of you and sleep,
But I never see sunlight again,
I can try to be with you, but some how I’ll end up just losing a friend,
And I can only reach for you
Relate to you,
I’m losing my friend…
Where did she go?
Where?

[Chorus]

Will you let me into your heaven?

(Lyrics from AZ Lyrics)


“Enjoy” you said. I enjoyed that about as much as having my heart ripped out of my chest and stomped on. LOL (just kidding I love dying).

Thanks for the suggestion! <3 I can see why it RYOJAS :D Totally Sherlock!

Today i’m going to a potluck style dinner party, which in this case means I need to make a dish to serve 8-10 other people, now this is a crazy feat for a guy like me considering I literally live on instant noodles, but thankfully i’ve also finally been paid back so getting ingredients wasn’t an issue! (so yeah anyone that saw that post a while back, thank you and i’m doing fine now)  

this is gonna either go very well or very badly. Hopefully well. (Im just making colcannon anyway cus its great and I was told to make a potato based dish- thing is, ive never made it before in my entire life, crazy I know. I just dONT cook!)

I may be a little absent today game wise but imma keep you updooted with cooking mishaps probs <3

Okay first of all, the show was absolutely amazing. Here’s a list of things I remember off the top of my head. I’ll probably add more tomorrow.

1. The guy they found to play Jack was absolutely amazing. He played Jack very similarly to how Jeremy Jordan did, and his vocals were on the same level as well. He blew me away. He did tone down the anger a few notches though.

2. Crutchie was fucking phenomenal as well. The actor had vocals like I had never heard before, he was a bit above a high tenor and wow.. Just wow. I am speechless. Oh, and the opening scene? The one where he says “No I want to go down.” He pouted. He fucking pouted.

3. Davey.. Davey was absolutely great as well. Seize The Day is even more powerful a song in person BTW. I was almost in tears. I was kinda disappointed that he didn’t whack Jack on the ass with a newspaper though, but seeing as I live in a very conservative state I can see why they didn’t do that.

4. Most of the Newsies were girls.

5. During the scene where Jack goes into Pulitzers office after the paper with the story encouraging strikes circulated he kind of did this weird little motion with his hand during the line “Well that’s just the price of doing business. ” and said it in a sing songy, mocking way.

6. The poor boy who played Les was unfortunate enough to have his mic go out twice, but he was really good.

7. The entire cast were really good dancers, it was kind of weird to see Jack and Davey in a lot of numbers just killing the choreography along with the rest of them.

8. The choreography was almost exactly the same as on Broadway, and they killed it. They were fucking amazing.

9. The stage wasn’t big enough for everything so during ‘Brooklyn’s Here’ they used parts of the house at the beginning before they all went onstage. They also used parts of the house for various other scenes so if you were sitting on the end you were like two feet away from some of them.

8. Medda Larkin was fucking great, her vocals were amazing.

9. Katherine was also really good, she hit those notes like nobody’s business. I couldn’t really feel the chemistry between her character and Jacks though, the actors could have done better on that front.

10. The sets were amazing, very similar to the ones used on Broadway, but the Pulitzer painting was different. It seemed to be almost like one of Trump. That could just be me though.

11. Weisel, Oscar, and Morris were played very obnoxiously. They were very childlike characters in this production, often evilly chuckling and sticking their tongues out. More annoying than truly cruel.

12. ‘The World Will Know’ and ‘Once And For All’ were amazingly executed all around. The harmonies were damn near flawless.

13. Instead of the whole hat snatching and hitting of Les and Jack with hats, Jack just hugged Les after “And I’ve got a date! ”

14. ‘Santa Fe’ and ‘Santa Fe Reprise’ were really good. He hit that last note in Santa Fe Reprise so well that it almost shattered my soul.

15. Honestly the entire time I was thinking “Play them gayer”

16. All of the ensemble were amazing as well of course. They killed that choreography, it was great.

17. Pulitzer was played as a more cruel person in this production. He just seemed a little more mean spirited than someone who just wants what’s best for his business.

18. “Oh if you weren’t a girl you would be trying to talk with a fist in your mouth. ” wasn’t delivered as angrily as I hoped it would be. He just seemed annoyed, not really angry. Come on Ethan, say it ANGRIER. Apparently he has a hard time playing angrier roles. He’s a friend of my boyfriend and apparently he always has had trouble with it. He was amazing otherwise though. He’s really good at doing annoyance, but not so much anger.

19. When Crutchie came back Jack hugged him so damn hard. They were almost flush with each other. That was as gay as it got though, sadly.

20. Oh! Jack also noogied Crutchie during ‘Santa Fe’ I can’t remember which line exactly though.

As I remember more I’ll probably add more. I really want to remember this night forever.

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(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

Hello, I’m Lin and I use watercolor on paper not meant for watercolor.

Here’s a contemplating Jackieboy man.

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The jacket origin story that no one asked for

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I think I just found the very first times Jensen Dean looked at Misha’ Cas’ lips.
God I love this Scene/Season

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I love how the voltron writers love to skip important scenes like reunions, resolutions, and the paladins unlocking different forms of their bayards :)