and i need funny moments with derek


Author: jadore_hale

Summary: “At any rate, I’m not here to steal from you. One of the biggest potentially most important moments in my life is coming up and I find myself in need of a custom tux.”

“A tuxedo?” Derek halted, then tried not to laugh as he gave the kid a good look up and down. “Biggest potentially most important moment of your life?”

Derek picked up the broom and started sweeping, shaking his head. “If you need something for your little costume party, kid, rent something from party city.”


Stiles Stilinski needs THE perfect suit and Derek Hale is just the tailor to make it for him. Only Derek doesn’t exactly know that Stiles is kind of a famous movie star…

Info: 18k | Teen | Celebrity Stiles, Tailor Derek, Humor, Age Difference

Notes: This is super funny and cracky. Derek is a grumpy tailor, Stiles is a young actor and funny stuff happens. -C

Sneak Peek:

“Sorry, did I walk in on you watching porn or something,” the kid—who didn’t look so much like a kid up close—asked with a shaky laugh, no doubt eyeing Derek’s shitty, beat-up laptop. “And if I did, what kind of porn? Don’t worry, I won’t judge.”

Yeah, the kid was definitely on drugs.

“There’s no money in the register if you’re here to rob the place,” Derek said simply, closing the laptop and wedging it under his arm as he turned on his heels and walked to the back.

“Wait, wait wait!” The kid followed him all the way to the supply closet. “Is that seriously your store security plan? Say there’s no money in the register and hope the robbers won’t check? Cause if it is, it seriously sucks!”

Make It Through The Night

Started off as an imagine/drabble about helping Derek through a rough night. Turned into this.

There’s some angst. You have been warned.

A loud, throat-tearing, gut-wrenching scream tore through the silence that had settled over the loft like a warm blanket. She had no idea what time it was, having only convinced the severely sleep-deprived werewolf to ‘please just try to sleep; as she coaxed the sleeping draught Deaton had sent her over with down his throat a few hours ago. It was really more of a low-grade bear tranquilizer, but after hearing how long it had been since Derek had a proper night’s sleep, the Vet had insisted they try something. He had pressed the small glass bottle into his tech’s palm with a smile and a knowing look, giving in uncharacteristically easy when she offered to take his place watching over their patient for the evening. 

Shit,” she hissed through her teeth, flinging the over-sized blanket over the back of Derek’s faded green couch as she scrambled to her feet. Her heart thudded in her ears as her socked feet slid across the floor, hands grabbing for purchase on the pillar before finally catching herself on the railing leading up the spiral staircase. 

Well, now she knew why he wasn’t sleeping. He had been secretive about the bags under his eyes, and when he had shown up at the clinic on a full moon struggling to control his shift he had accepted their help, but not their counsul. 


Her heart wept for him as she lunged up the steps, catching herself on the edge of his bed as her feet finally slipped out from underneath her. If he didn’t insist on keeping it so damn cold in here. It was then she realized she had no experience in waking a werewolf up from a night terror. Administering vaccines? Check. Drawing blood? Walk in the park. But this? Definitely not taught in school. Not that she had ever imagined herself in any version of this scenario.

“Derek?” Her soft call was met by hoarse screams and shouts of terror, and she found herself thankful for his lack of neighbors.

“GET AWAY FROM ME!” He roared, writhing beneath the sheets, eyes screwed shut, face twisted in agony.

She jumped back, sucking in a breath and steeling herself by digging her nails into her palms. She absolutely did not need to call Deaton. Taking a tentative step forward, she tried again. 

“Derek!” More screams. She soon found it difficult to fight the burning at the back of her eyes. “DEREK!”

The first hot tear slid down her cheek as a sob ripped through his chest

DEREK!” She choked out, thankful his thrashing seemed to cease. His chest still heaved, his mind struggling to pull out of the drugged fog that muddled his head and made his muscles heavy.

“Make them stop.” 

Tears flowed freely down her face now at how drastically different his voice sounded. So small, so broken. She was at his side, sinking slowly to the ground beside him as she reached out a hand.

Her fingertips brushed against his arm, feather-light, barely there. That was all it took. 

He whirled around, hand clamping around her wrist in a vice-like grip as his face stopped an inch from hers. eyes flashing a violent blue. Her gasp made him freeze, his eyes dancing across her face.

“Derek?” She whispered after a moment.

Blue eyes faded into green, recognition flooding their depths as she watched him come back to himself. He blinked at her for several moments before releasing her with a start, opening his mouth as if to apologize but incapable of speech.

“It’s alright,” she soothed, reaching over for the glass she had left for him on his nightstand. 

No,” he whimpered, turning his face away from her. “I don’t want it.”

“No, Derek, it’s water, it’s just water.” One hand gripped the glass, the other reaching out to gently cup the side of his face. “Please drink, just a little. Your throat has to be dry.”

He relented to the warmth of her hand and gentle sound of her voice, turning his face and allowing her to bring the glass to his lips. He took small sips, the cool liquid heavenly against the raw fire of his throat.

“What are you still doing here?” He croaked out, concern lacing his voice where she had expected anger. Sleep deprivation does funny things to a person, and she fought the disgust she felt for herself as she relished in the rare moment when Derek Hale let his walls slip.

“I told you,” she said gently, placing the glass back on the nightstand, “you’re my patient and I’m going to look after you.”

She wasn’t prepared for the unguarded look on his face as she turned back to him. If he were truly feeling like himself, he would argue with her. Say there was nothing she could do to help him and that, for her own safety, she needed to leave. 

But he was just so damn tired. And the fingers threading through his hair felt so damn good.

“Come on,” she urged quietly, “lay back down.”

His eyes snapped to hers, brimming with panic.

“I’m going to stay with you,” she murmured, holding his face in her hands.

Whatever internal battle raged within him lost out to her pedal-soft skin against his cheeks and her scent flooding his nose. His shoulders relaxed as he nodded microscopically. 

She slipped in beside him, gently tugging him by the arm to lay down next to her as she cradled his head against her chest. 

“It’s alright,” she cooed, stroking his hair, “i’ve got you.”

His eyes slid shut, giving himself over to her minstrations and the sound of her steady heartbeat. Soon, he stopped quivering, his breathing evening out as his body molded against hers. The darkness swept over his mind once more, but this time he wasn’t afraid of the dark.

Go Reid!



Prompt: the reader surprise Spencer sweetly at the Bureau softball game.

@overcastmisfitkid @paradiselover-18


When you entered in the bullpen, you immediately looked for Spencer.
He was not at his desk, not in Hotchner’s office and neither at the coffee machine so when you saw Agent Anderson you stopped him.

“Hi Grant, do you know where Spencer is?”

“Good morning Miss (y/l/n). He left an hour ago with Agent Morgan but I don’t know where they are.”

“Ok, thank you Grant. Can I go to Garcia’s office or it is a problem?”

“Of course you can go, don’t worry.”

So you headed her office to see one of your greatest friend. It was always a pleasure to spend time with her because she was always happy.
When you knocked she hurried to open the door and when she saw you, she squealed in happiness.

“(Y/n)! Why on earth are you here?”

She hugged you too tight that for a moment you couldn’t breath.

“I came here to see Spencer but Agent Anderson told me he left the office with Derek.”

While you were speaking she let you come in and you sat in one of her computer chair.

“So Penny, where are our men?”

“My chocolate thunder plays in the Bureau softball team this year but they needed another player, so he asked Spencer to take part in the team.”

“Oh God, don’t tell me Spencer is training!”

You laughed at the thought of Spencer playing a game that involves physical actions. You imagined him in that moment and you thought it was funny and cute at the same time.
Penelope told you that Morgan sent her a message telling her that Boy Genius was too frustrated and suddenly you stopped laughing.
You had just realized how much Spencer could be embarrassed about his sport skills and you felt bad to made fun of him.

“When is the game? I would really love to support him.” you asked.

“Tomorrow. We can go together. And you know know what?!”

You already knew that she had a fancy idea.
She opened a drawer and took out some markers, pastels and glitters.

“We are going to do some banners!”

You didn’t even try to tell her something that you took a sheet of paper and started to draw something.
It took a while before Spencer entered Penny’s office. Fortunately you two had already finished your work because you wanted to surprise him.

“Honey, what are you doing here?”

You stood up from the chair and kissed him lightly. You told him the reason why you were there and then you left, telling him you would have waited for him at home.
That evening was spent wonderfully between kisses and something more.

The afternoon of the next day Penelope drove you to the stadium where the game was about to be played.
You joined the rest of the team and suddenly you heard your name be pronounced by someone.

“(Y/n)! What are you doing here?” Spencer asked smiling.

You ran toward him in the game court and you jumped in his arms.

“Were you really thinking I would have missed my handsome, smart boyfriend playing softball? Then, you think I would have wasted time with these?” you said showing him the banners you did with Penny the day before.

He could not help but laugh sweetly at you sweetness.

“Now go and win.” and with that you kissed him passionately.

From the stands you heard someone clapping hands and whistling at you two and you grinned.

Even if Spencer failed every time, you always smiled at him and blow him a kiss to encourage him and, after all, at the end of the game all your kisses counted.
He made the team win and you could not be more proud of him.

Grey's Anatomy Fan Moment😂

*walks in street*
*suddenly someone starts choking*
Woman: help him!
Me: Okay! I need blade, straw, and an anesthesiologist.
Woman: what? You look like a 16 years old teenager!
Me: lady, 11 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy have taught me much, and cricothyrotomy is one of the easiest ones.Now get this lady out my OR! Ten blade?!

anonymous asked:

hi:) do you have any new sick!Stiles fics to recommend? thank you :)

Hey there Anon! 

You might want to check out our sick!Stiles tag and also this list here

I wasn’t sure what kinds of fics you wanted, so I figured I’d give you some fluffier ones. (I’m in a fluffy fic kind of mood right now) (Also, a lot of these are super short, so I’m giving you a lot of them)

Sticky Notes and Silent Words by Bellakitse

1,677  I  Fluff, Romance, Cutie Pies in Love

General Audiences

Stiles has laryngitis, everyone thinks it’s funny, except Derek, his misses Stiles’ voice.


“It’s actually really weird not hearing you talk,” Derek tells him after a moment and Stiles looks back at him. Derek is looking fiercely at his lap. “I don’t like it; it’s disconcerting not to hear your voice.”

Everyone needs a boyfriend like Derek by MezInWonderland

1,753  I  Protective Derek, Established Relationship, Fluff

Teen and Up

Stiles was sick. Not just I’ve got a little bit of a cough sick but full on oh god, can’t open eyes, can’t move, can’t talk, just want to die sick. His room was covered in dirty tissues and smelt of sick. Great. His dad had tried to do something about it before he went to work but ran out of time and so now Stiles was curled up in a bed full of sickness and sorrow. He’d tried doing some more research but the laptop had been too bright for him and he’d had to turn it off. So now he was stuck in bed, bored and feeling sorry for himself. The only plausible option was sleep.

Playing Nurse by FanfictionForYou

1,879  I  Nurse Derek, Cute, Fluff

Teen and Up

Stiles is sick and Derek has to be his nurse.

Ephemeral by thegirlgrey

2,100  I  Amnesia Stiles, Established Relationship, Fluff

Teen and Up

Stiles has a weird reaction to his anesthesia. He wakes up with temporary amnesia. The resulting video gets 1 million hits on YouTube in 6 hours. (Beyoncé can suck it.)

Allergies, Cuddles, and Zac Efron by RoseyG30

2,193  I  AU-High School, Werewolves are Known

General Audiences

Stiles swears it’s allergies, but Derek, the big bad werewolf, thinks he’s dying, or something.
That one time where

His Sourwolf by ranae654

2,253  I  Sassy Erica, Alpha Derek, Human Stiles, Fluff, Protective Derek

General Audiences

Derek goes out to run a few errands and Stiles wakes up terribly sick. Derek told the pack to call him if anything was wrong or happened to Stiles. But of course they didn’t want to be around Stiles when he’s vomiting they couldn’t even stand hearing it happen. They don’t know what to do and Scott accidently adds Derek to a group text. When he gets home shit hits the fan.

Chicken Noodle Soup and Other Household Remedies by seraphina_snape

2,360  I  Pre-Slash, Fluff, Awkward Flirting

Teen and Up

“They always make soup when someone’s sick. In the movies.”

AKA Stiles is sick, Derek is there, and he has no idea how to take care of a coughing and sneezing human. Plus, he’s not entirely sure why he wants to, so there is that.

It’s The Memories That Heal Us by atlaspeaks

2,366  I  Disney Movies, Fluff and Angst, Family Feels

Teen and Up

Since his mother died, Stiles has grown used to spending his sick days alone. But he wasn’t alone anymore and Derek intends to make sure that Stiles knows that.

Death by Sexile (Isn’t That Bad) by capt-buckybarnes (chaoticdeadshot)

2,786  I  2/2  I  AU-College, Fluff, Humor

General Audiences

It’s not like Stiles’s never been sexiled before- he just doesn’t always appreciate it. Like right now.

“Scott, you dick! Bros before hos- you’re breaking the code!”

The Kitten Likes Derek More by adult_disneyprincess (orphan_account)

2,830  I  Domestic Fluff, Kittens, Caring Derek

General Audiences

“You know what would make me feel better?” Derek hears Stiles say from where he was drowning in blankets on their leather couch.

How It’s Made by Coragyps

2,857  I  Caretaking, Sick fic, Fluff

Not Rated

“Don’t fuck with me,” Derek ground out. “Just do what I say. The wolf is – this whole thing is making the wolf very unstable, okay? So just let me do my thing, and no backtalk.”

Stiles coughed wetly into his fist. “And what is your … ‘thing,’ exactly?”

“I have to take care of you,” Derek growled.

Do not laugh, Stiles told himself. He will rip your throat out if you laugh.

Sick Day by Therianthropicy

2,889  I  3/3  I  Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Teen and Up

Stiles has the flu. When Stiles has the flu, it’s always a big deal, but he can’t really afford to stay home after the incident with the Nogitsune.

When the Weekend Turns Sick by hmmfanfiction (niggletsune)

4,599  I  Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Cuddling, Grumpy Stiles

Teen and Up

Stiles and Derek get a full weekend together in the Stilinski house. Stiles didn’t know it would be ruined by the flu.

At a Loss by firearrow12

4,897  I  Failwolf Derek, Worried Derek

Teen and Up

In which Stiles’ is sick, Derek is clueless, and the Sheriff face-palms affectionately from afar.

Really, Really by Museohmuse

5,098  I  Canon Divergent, Police Officer Derek

Teen and Up

“I’m just calling in a favor,” Derek said, feeling cornered. “Whether you want to suffocate in your own snot is up to you, Stiles.”

Or the one where Derek has to play babysitter for the Sheriff’s sick, legal, and infuriatingly attractive son.

Common Bonds are a Sick Thing by Charlie_Michelle

5,325  I  Female Stiles, Cuddling, Fluff, Cute

Teen and Up

In two months he hadn’t even bothered to try and talk to her, he hadn’t shown up in her bedroom like Cora had, on pack nights he would socialize and talk until she walked in then he would brood in the corner with an occasional glance from someone. It was originally why Stiles had recently taken to avoiding pack night, that and AP work was just always there and needed to be done. She felt a cough rise up in her chest until it escaped her mouth and she found herself curled on her side grumbling as she coughed and sniffled.

(Love) Sick and Dying by har1ey_quinn

5,409  I  Bubble Baths, Fluff, Humor, Getting Together

General Audiences

“Do you need me to carry you?” Derek looks like anything Stiles says in an affirmative response will only result in him being thrown out the window.

“I-” Stiles squints at Derek. Apparently his lack of response is not good enough for the werewolf, so he takes it upon himself to try and shift Stiles into a sitting position on the bed. “Whoa, head rush. Ow.” Stiles brings his hands to rub at his temples, eyes shut in pain. The throbbing is getting unbearable now.

Told You So… by AsexualDerek (Cammerel)

7,139  I  Fluff

Teen and Up

Stiles gets sick and Derek comes to check up on him.

It’s All I Can Do by TonyStarkIsARobot

8,418  I  5/5  I  Pool, Pneumonia, Hurt/Comfort, Angst

Teen and Up

This is what happened the night the Kanima struck at the pool. This is why Stiles really held Derek up and this is what happened when Scott got there two minutes later than a good friend should have.

Based off the prompt: “Stiles shoves Derek to the top of the pool even as he’s drowning because Derek is worth so much more than Stiles could ever be.”

The Prince and His Painter by Dexterous_Sinistrous

8,512  I  Painter Derek, AU-Royalty, AU-Historical

General Audiences

Prompt: “Sterek royalty au pls where stiles is the prince and he was born weak and constantly bed ridden and was predicted not to live long enough, enter painter derek (an alpha werewolf) who got called to the palace to paint for the prince. Love and angst ensues, happy ending p l s thank u.”

A Piece of Me is a Piece of you by DropofWater

13,038  I  6/6  I  No Werewolves, Fluff, Angst, Hospitals

Not Rated

“Derek, I’m going to be completely honest with you.” Melissa squeezes his arm gently. “My stepson-he’s an amazing kid. I love him as much as I would if he was my own son-he’s smart, and sarcastic, and witty, and just plaingood. But he’s sick-and he needs a kidney transplant, badly. Like as soon as possible. And you-Derek-you’re a match.”

Derek gives Stiles a kidney and sappiness ensues

You Only Live Once…or Twice by WonderWolf

32,947  I  6/6  I  Wolf Derek, Magical Stiles, Pining, Humor, Angst


“Anything,” Derek’s eyes are determined, boring into Stiles’.

Stiles huffs a laugh, “Careful there, big guy. Don’t want to be promising anything to every necromancer you meet. Some might ask for your soul or someth—”

“I’ll give you my soul to bring her back,” Derek says, his voice steady and strong with resolve, “if that’s what you want.”

Stiles’ mouth gapes open for a moment before his brain kicks into gear and he stutters out, “N-no, I don’t ask for that. I only ask for money.”

(Or the one in which Stiles is a necromancer who needs help stopping a rogue alpha and Derek is the solution, but at what cost?)


Love and internet hugs, 

Fluffy Wolf

‘I’m a...’ {Teen Wolf Preference}


Scott knew as soon as you walked by that you weren’t all that you seemed. He could smell the supernatural - which still freaked him out to say actually. He didn’t know what you were though. Your scent wasn’t like other werewolves; it was faint, lighter somehow; like Lydia’s.

He’d waited a few weeks before asking you. He wanted you to be comfortable with telling him but he wanted to know, “What are you?” He blurted out without thinking it through.

You turned to him, eyebrows knitted together in surprise, and asked what he meant, “You know what I mean, (y/n).” Scott said, “You’re something… What are you?”

You sighed; of course you’d need to hell him at some point you just hoped it wouldn’t be this early, “Promise not to freak out.”

“(y/n), I’m a wolf.”

You shrugged and stood up, closing your eyes and focusing for a moment before you felt the soft feathers tickle your skin and you heard the familiar flutter of your wings. You opened your eyes, “I’m an angel, Scott…”

“Oh my God…” He whispered before his face split into a wide grin, “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”


prompt here about this

Honestly, you hadn’t known until very recently the truth about your family and about what you were. You were a witch; a new witch. You’d always been a witch but you were only just beginning to figure out your powers.

Stiles never gave you a heads up about when he was coming to yours and he never bothered to knock either; you’d known each other long enough to be past formalities like that.

You should have known though that Stiles would walk in on your practising your magic. It was Stiles, after all, he had a talent for stumbling upon things he shouldn’t.

The feathers floated around you, taken from an old pillow, and you smiled proud that you’d done it. It was a small trick but it was so amazing.

“Holy crap…”

You shot up and all the feathers floated to the ground, “Stiles… Uh, hey?”

“How did you do that?” Stiles murmured, still amazed.

You licked your lips, “I’m a witch.” You confessed, “I only found out recently I didn’t-”

“That is… awesome!” He beamed widely at you, “Can you do it again for me?”


(imagine here about this)

Getting in to the bath was easy, it was getting out that was the hard part. Alone, it was even worse. Your tail dangled over the edge of the bathtub as you hummed quietly to the song that played on your phone.

Truthfully, you were surprised that you’d kept your secret for this long; especially since your boyfriend, Derek, was a werewolf, but somehow you had kept it. The truth would come out soon enough but you just couldn’t find the courage to tell him.

You were too caught up in your thoughts to realise that Derek had come home and was now coming towards the bathroom. He knocked once before opening the door, “No!” You yelled, trying desperately to cover your tail with bubbles but your feeble attempts failed.

“What the- Is that a- You’re a…”

“Mermaid.” You supplied, “I’m a mermaid.”

Derek was silent for a few moments and stared at your tail, “I knew something was up,” He said eventually, “It smelled a little fishy.” 

You glared at him, “You’re not funny.” 

He grinned at you. “I still love you, tail or no tail.”


The hunger was overwhelming. Your throat burned and your mouth felt like sandpaper. You needed to feed; you needed blood. It hurt you to have to lie to Isaac but if he found out… he wouldn’t love you anymore, or so you thought.

You slipped out during the night and began to track your prey. Heartbeats echoed like drums in your ears and you could hear the rushing of their blood. It was late but not everyone was asleep. You found someone, a man in his thirties, standing outside of a bar smoking.

“Don’t scream,” You told him before biting into his neck, drinking greedily from his artery.

You were so hungry that you almost didn’t stop. You almost didn’t stop drinking. But you did. Not because you remembered but because you were torn away by the man who instantly took off running, “(y/n)…”

You stared up at Isaac, bloody coating your chin, “Isaac,” You shook your head, “You followed me.”

Isaac stared at you with terrified eyes, “Isaac please, don’t- don’t be scared.”

“You’re a…” He murmured.

I’m a vampire.” You nodded, wiping the blood from your face, “And you’re a werewolf.”

He was conflicted as he stared at you with horrified eyes, “Why- Why didn’t you tell me?”

You looked down, “I never wanted to see you staring at me the way you are now. I never wanted you to be scared.”

“I’m not scared.” He announced, “Surprised, definitely, but not scared.” You met his blue eyes, “I’m a werewolf, it’s not like we’re both perfect, is it?”

You smiled slightly, “No, I guess not.”

“Promise me one thing,” You nodded, “don’t eat me.”


Can we just stop for a moment and talk about the book dedications in skulduggery pleasant? Derek Landy is just awesome okay
I’m looking through my series (that I had to dig out from themselves–funny how that works) because I’m lending the books to a friend and YOU ALL NEED TO READ SP RIGHT NOW
That’s it. My role on earth is accomplished.

Bri Reviews-Hit the Floor (Summer Special)

Hey loves! It’s Bri with a review of the Hit the Floor Summer Special. This review is typed scene by scene for easy reading. Enjoy and feel free to add thoughts of your own!

Sloane, Jude, Ahsha and Jelena-Arena/Hospital

I figured someone in that arena would find Jelena. My guess was Ahsha but it ended up being her mother and Jude. Interesting. Funny how the people you’ve burned are pretty much the people who saved your ass. Shows they have a heart.

I thought adding Raquel to the mix was a great touch. Raquel was a good friend to Jelena and I thought it was a great parallel to what Jelena told Raquel before she passed. Jelena’s greatest fear was being alone and Raquel was right there with her. Simple, yet beautiful moment. The sad part (not really) was Jelena waking up to find out she was alone in that hospital room. No Terrence. No mommy or daddy. No Raquel. No one. She’s living her greatest fear and she has herself to blame for that. You can’t treat people like trash and expect to have people in your corner. Does anyone think Jelena learned her lesson? I don’t.

Lionel and Pete-Garage Scene

Those cops saved their asses. I honestly thought they could drive the car through the garage door to get out. Thankfully, the cops came looking for Oscar and got them out because they probably didn’t have long. Sloane technically saved them because she sh-nevermind, we’ll get there later. (smirks)

I thought it was very dangerous for Pete to tell the police that Oscar was trying to kill Lionel. I know he had to think quick on his feet but you seriously just said that? These cops have been working for Oscar in the past, that wasn’t the smartest thing to do. Plus, Oscar is dangerous as hell. Surely he will get him back for this comment later.

Interrogation Scene

I know this scene was meant to be serious but I laughed a little. The smugness we received from Zero had me dying. He clearly can’t stand Jelena and that comment about the shooter not having a good shot was funny as hell. Where is the lie? All fingers pointed towards Terrence when Ahsha told the interrogator that he was the last person she spoke with.

Derek and Ahsha-Planning a Wedding Scene

Any moment with our babies makes me so happy. Did anyone hear the disappointment in Derek’s voice when he told Ahsha they would be eloping had she been in that limo? He was ready to be her husband, for sure! His tone changed when he saw her face which was too cute. That hug put me in my feelings because Derek sensed how upset Ahsha was at the time.

To hear Derek get excited about this wedding was the icing on the cake. He actually wanted a BIG wedding for them. How cute is that?! This man had three women in his bed in the first season. This same man probably wasn’t thinking about a wife in season one, now look. I love character growth and this character has grown A LOT since season one. It’s hard not to love him.

The line that got me was “I want the world to know how much I love you.” Dammit, Derek Roman! Why must you do this to us?  He has a way with words and it’s super sweet. Then the “I dos” punched me right in the gut. They were super excited about planning this wedding and getting married in front of friends and family. I’m sorry, but I can’t get over the fact that they are getting married. Their excitement made me excited and happy for them. They’ve been through a lot and deserve it!

Kyle and Ahsha-Arena

I love this friendship. They are adorable and Kyle is an awesome friend. When Ahsha asked Kyle to be her maid of honor, I thought Kyle would faint. I knew she would accept because it’s Carebear for crying out loud. She knows she wouldn’t turn that sweet face down. Ahsha was too cute asking, “You love your little Carebear, don’t you? Don’t you?!” Of course she loves you, which is why she was excited to help.


This was one of my suspects (plus a few others that weren’t discussed). I mean, Jelena burned this man twice and I could see him snapping. Makes sense, right? When Terrence said he was on his way to the airport, I was wondering where he was going? He said he wanted off the team last season, but did he ever get off? That couldn’t be that easy, especially with their owner being in the hospital. So was he just going to run off? I need answers. I have many questions. This is why we NEED a season 4. I don’t believe Terrence’s storyline is over that fast and easily.

Ahsha said they weren’t able to leave town, so where was Terrence during the party and wedding? Hmm.

Lionel and Oscar-Meeting

First things first, Oscar creeps me out. Every time he has a scene, I hold my breath, thinking someone is about to die. My skin crawls each and every time, no lie. Oscar saying, he would have shot Jelena but someone beat him to it, cracked me up. Jelena seriously has no friends and has a ton of enemies. Now Oscar probably would have sent someone else to do the job to keep his hands clean.

I got an eerie feeling from this scene with Oscar and Lionel. I don’t think he’s leaving Lionel alone. Add on, he was very calm and he still doesn’t have his team back. Do you all think Oscar will let Jelena run that team without fighting back? Hell no! He has to have something up his sleeve and I can’t wait to see what it is. *cough cough* Season 4, please!

Zero and Jude-Shower Scene

I was wondering when Zero got this haircut during the promo. I actually like his hair like this a lot more. Keep it like that Zero. No more of the fuckboy haircut.

Their scene together was cute. I’m assuming they are living at Zero’s place now?

Derek and Jelena-Hospital Scene

I’ve always enjoyed seeing Jelena and Derek interact. This scene HAS to be one of my favorites from them. We all know Derek and Terrence have stayed out of the Jelena/Ahsha rift. They let the ladies handle that and that’s fine. But, I loved the fact that Derek finally approached Jelena about messing with Ahsha. He’s not stupid and knows Jelena is messing with her for no reason whatsoever. So I enjoyed seeing him basically stand up for his wife. I think that shocked Jelena a bit.

Derek also saying that he wanted to leave because Jelena being owner wouldn’t be good for Ahsha….OH THE FEEEEEEEELS! Derek is willing to make a sacrifice and life change to keep his wife happy. Moving to Miami is big for the both of them, but it’s also a risk. A risk Derek is willing to take to keep his family happy. Yes, I said family! Derek was not playing with Jelena and you all know an angry D-Ro is sexy as hell. Check that, Ms. Howard.

Kyle, Sloane, and Ahsha-Wedding Dress Shopping


Like I said earlier, I love the friendship between Kyle and Ahsha. I knew Kyle would be excited to help with dress shopping. HA! The fact that they were in the mansion really gave me Mrs. Roman tea. Kyle is right, why would you need to go to a shop when you’re marrying THE Derek Roman? Um, those people can come to you girl. But it’s nice to see Ahsha has remained humble and is still a regular girl. She’s still our little Carebear and I find that refreshing. Kyle’s face when Ahsha told her there was no pre-nup….PRICELESS! Funny how Kyle had that notebook of rich men and Ahsha landed a great man (with lots of money! Not that Ahsha cares about that.). Maybe Kyle should take a page out of Ahsha’s book.

The mother/ daughter moment was very touching. To see Sloane doubt herself like that made me sad. Obviously, Sloane had other things on her mind too but she really doesn’t give herself enough credit. She raised Ahsha on her own and Ahsha became a beautiful woman with a big heart. That all falls on Sloane and how she raised her. I’m glad Ahsha reassured her that she is a great mother because she really is. The way she protects Ahsha is truly beautiful. Kudos to Mama Sloane.

Why does Kimberly Elise always make me want to cry during these sad scenes????

Zero and Jude-Arena office

Them planning out their future together was cute. Jude’s excitement about it all is even cuter. I’ve never really had a problem with Jude. Obviously I didn’t like Zero for VERY obvious reasons. You don’t mess with Derek Roman! Do you hear me, Zero?!  Okay, let me stay on topic. *straightens up and clears throat*

Anyway, I thought it was funny how Zero perked up when Jude mentioned a room for the baby. HA! Yes, your man said baby’s room, Zero.  

Then Ms. Howard comes and ruins things as always. I truly find it interesting how this woman just got shot, yet she comes in being the devil once again. You don’t even know who shot your ass and you still want to burn the bridge that’s already on fire? Girl, I won’t even call that brave. It’s stupid.

Derek and Ahsha-Bedroom

Are these two trying to tug at my heart strings until they yank my heart from my chest? I’m convinced they are because this scene was too cute for words. This is why I ship these two so hard. Moments like these are my favorite. Very simple, yet touching. That tender kiss Derek placed on Ahsha’s shoulder….*faints* Add on the fact that the chemistry is very natural and that is on the two actors. This entire scene seemed unscripted to me. Was it just me?

Them talking about their future warmed my shipper heart. I won’t comment on the bed being a mess and these two being half naked on the floor, but still….what the hell were they doing? *side eye* I can make a guess but you already are thinking the same thing. Am I right? *hums R. Kelly song*

You know what stood out for me in this scene? The parallels between Derek and the character we don’t like to name. But for this review, I have to say his name. German *gags*. Remember the whole Boston situation with German and Ahsha? Remember how much he was trying to push her towards Boston, though he knew she really wanted to be a Devil Girl? He was just wanting to get out of town because he was a murdering scumbag. It had nothing to do with Ahsha. Well, Derek wasn’t going to make any decisions without talking to his soon-to-be wife first. Him saying he wouldn’t do anything she didn’t want to do had me in my feels. He’s already treating her like his wife and that’s super important. Any decision either one of them makes from now on will affect the other. It’s important for them to have these types of discussions.

This was Dersha’s first BIG decision. Them moving to Miami is big for the both of them.

Those hell yeahs and Ahsha’s comment about Derek doing what he wants to her on international waters were adorable as well!

Bachelor Party aka The Birth of Peaches

*cues Partition*

The moment with Derek and his teammates/friends was crazy because it’s crazy how much Derek has grown. Derek Roman is about to officially be off the market. Wow! I loved the comment about his teammates having his seconds. Ha! Well, that’s probably very true. He has him a real woman now.

You know what was sad about this scene? No Terrence. Terrence is Derek’s best friend and pretty much his brother. It would have been nice to see him there being the best man. I believe Rob Riley, the actor who portrays Terrence, had another engagement at the time of filming. Maybe that explains his absence from the special. Ugh, but I wish we could have gotten TWall and D-Ro moments! This was the perfect time for them.

Now to the dance….SWEET BABY JESUS *in my Derek voice*. Ahsha was really trying to make this man put a baby in her. The way she popped out of that cake and then twerked down it, had the poor man sweating. Mrs. Roman aka Peaches was in full effect and I was here for every ounce of it. She literally twerked for her man, ya’ll. The rest of the Devil Girls were doing their thang too. I’m sure the fellas really enjoyed this show. I wonder if the best man knew Ahsha was going to do this. How did this plan work out so perfectly? Ahsha crashed the party and turned it out. Derek was looking at Ahsha like he wanted to devour her.

My favorite moment was when she sat in his lap and he wanted her to stay. He went into true husband mode when Ahsha said she was going to her own party. “Wait, where ya’ll going?” Oh Derek, you probably don’t want to know.

Kyle and Miguel

I figured Jessie wouldn’t keep his son. The part that gets me is Jessie threatening to take Miguel from Raquel, now you can’t keep him? You are far from father of the year. Miguel deserves better than you anyway.

It broke my heart to see how sad he looked though. He’s such a cutie pie.

Detective and Zero-Arena

This detective was very tough and I didn’t like how he almost put words in people’s mouths. Maybe he is working for Oscar. Who knows?

But he really made it seem like Jude shot Jelena and you know what? It made sense. Her trading away Zero was enough to make a man snap. Jude is Oscar’s son (though he is nothing like him); he very well could have done that. I wouldn’t blame him one bit either. Sorry not sorry.

Ahsha and Jelena-The Slap that the World Felt

Ever been told, “I’ll slap the taste out of your mouth?” Welp, here is how you can find out what that feels like. Welcome to Whoop that Trick 101 and here is Professor Ahsha Roman aka Queen Slap a Hoe, to instruct you.

Ahsha was strutting her ass off in this scene. The way she walked past Jelena as though she didn’t see her had me cheering. When you’re about to marry the man of your dreams, you don’t have time to converse with evil ass people trying to snatch your shine.

Jelena had that slap coming for a long time. You can’t push people and not expect them to finally push back. I felt that slap and I think my future children felt it too. Ahsha slapped Jelena into another nationality. She slapped the devil right out of her. I could only laugh at the shock on Jelena’s face afterwards.

Could Jelena taste her food the next day? Probably not. Oh and you were right Jelena, this was a Royal wedding.

Jelena-Arena Office

Question. Did investigators not search Oscar’s office, top and bottom? I know the camera was hidden, but I would think they’d find it before Jelena. I swear this girl was a detective in her past life. I’m just saying. Good thing they didn’t find that camera because someone would be getting arrested. Sloane, how you doin’?

Sloane and Jelena-Arena

TT took shooting lessons and still can’t shoot? Dammit. Girl, you need to get that in order if you’re going to be shooting at people. Actually, just don’t shoot at anyone else.

It would have been better for Sloane if she just killed Jelena because I feel like this isn’t going away. That was a huge mistake. I would say it’s shocking but then I can see a mother trying to protect her baby. Jelena threatened to take her daughter away from her and change her. She told Sloane she owned her child and that had to hurt. It would be different if this wasn’t Jelena Howard saying this stuff. Jelena could make all of this come true, so Sloane shooting her to save Ahsha really isn’t all that shocking if you think about it. A person can snap and Jelena definitely pushed her. Now Sloane has dug herself another hole because that was a huge mistake to make.

“I’m a human.” That was a powerful statement from Sloane because I’ve always questioned Jelena’s humanity. The girl is cold hearted.

Derek and Ahsha-Sex in the Wedding Dress

Very sweet scene with these two. The way Derek was looking at Ahsha in that dress gave me butterflies. It was as though she fell straight from heaven and he couldn’t believe she was about to be his wife. The “Come to Papa” line was straight fanfic Derek. To hear him actually say it made me smile.

Then he had to kill me with that speech. Omg, where did this man come from? Ahsha, you’re a lucky woman (and he’s a lucky man). “Love beats luck everytime.” *melts into a puddle of goo* You know what, Derek Roman is the fucking man.

Can we talk about the way he was kissing on Ahsha though? Jesus, that was hot! The irony of them sexing it up in her wedding dress is hilarious. That dress needed to be another color. HAHA! Who else thinks he put a baby in her during this scene? *raises both hands* That would be payback for having sex in a WHITE wedding gown. How dare you two! *cheers for Dersha sex*

Though that moment was cut short, we all know what went down.

Note: Did anyone notice how Ahsha’s hands stayed on her stomach for a bit when she was looking at herself in the mirror? Sorry, but I take all these moments to heart. James is known for burying clues or foreshadowing. I’m just saying, maybe we’ll be seeing Dersha babies before it’s all said and done. If I’m correct, James owes me DALLA for predicting the future. *winks*

I want them to enjoy the married life before having babies but I’m just saying…foreshadowing is a bitch.

Jelena, Kyle and Miguel-Arena office

I agree, Kyle and motherhood aren’t a good mix right now. This is the same woman who called Miguel by the wrong name last season. Manuel. BAHAHAHAHA! Auntie Kyle is what you shall stay.

Pete and Sloane-The Dance

This scene made me sad for a few reasons. One, Pete mentioning giving Ahsha away and two, the dance he shared with Sloane. I wondered if Pete felt bad for missing Ahsha’s childhood and now she’s getting married. He just got his baby and now he has to give her away. Awww!

Then the dance with Sloane broke my heart into a million pieces. This felt like a goodbye dance after we found out Sloane shot Jelena. Thinking about Pete and Ahsha losing Sloane almost made me cry. She’s honestly the one person who holds them both together.

Here goes Kimberly Elise making me sad again. Why are you like this?

Lionel and Jude and Zero-The Wedding

So Derek and Ahsha actually invited Zero, Jude and Lionel to their wedding? I was wondering if everyone got an invite, besides the Devil. Of course Ahsha nipped that right in the bud. Ha!

I thought the moment between Jude and Lionel was really cute. Jude’s innocence will forever be funny to me.

“I just want to eat your faces.” Oh Lionel.

The fact that Zero had a story ready for Jude to tell the police was very interesting. He truly believed Jude would shoot Jelena for him. You know what? I thought the same thing. It wouldn’t be too far-fetched. Jelena had everyone pissed. But the fact that Zero actually prepared a story shows how much he loves Jude.

Jelena and Ahsha-The Wedding

I honestly thought Jelena was coming to tell Ahsha about Sloane. That would be a very Jelena Howard thing to do, especially after you just got slapped onto a different continent.

Ahsha’s response to her walking in was funny as hell. She was ready to slap her again if she was coming to be the petty witch we know as Jelena. That mess was about to be nipped in the bud before it even started.

Jelena’s shade about Ahsha wearing white was one thing I had to agree with. Because I’m wondering the same thing. You’re really wearing white, Ahsha? After Derek was all up in those gu-Let me stop.

I saw this moment as foreshadowing too. Jelena telling Ahsha she is letting them go and she doesn’t want to see Ahsha again. Hmmmm, set up for season 4? I bet she sees Ahsha again. I know she will.

Sloane and Jelena-The Wedding

I’m very leery on Jelena letting Sloane get away with the shooting. I don’t trust that one bit and I hope Sloane doesn’t either.

Here’s where I’m confused. Is this investigation still going? Would Jelena just tell the cops to stop looking for the shooter? I don’t think that’s possible because someone clearly broke the law. I don’t trust that this is over at all. Sloane better stay low.


As a Dersha shipper, this was the greatest Dersha moment to witness. We’ve seen them as strangers, to lovers, now to husband and wife. This is such a great love story and I’m so happy this is my ship. To witness them grow into the beautiful couple they are today, gives me butterflies.

Seeing Pete walk his baby girl down the aisle made me tear up. I always go back to season one where these two were total strangers and Pete didn’t know how to handle the news of having a child. Now he’s giving her away. The parallels are crazy and make me emotional.

Did you all see those looks between Derek and Ahsha when she reached the altar? You could literally feel the love in that single moment. They can’t get enough of each other and I can’t get enough of them.

Now to the vows. I’m actually happy we got longer vows from Ahsha because Derek has put everything out on the table. To see Ahsha actually break down made me cry. The girl actually boo hooed while delivering those beautiful vows. Ahsha had been slightly open about her feelings for Derek but she was FULLY open with him. She opened her heart in front of everyone and I thought that was beautiful. We knew she loved Derek, but this moment truly proved how she feels about him. My favorite parts from her vows were, “I accept you for who you are. Like you’ve always accepted me.” And “You offered me a kingdom and now I offer mine. It may be humble, but you’ll always be safe there. You’ll always be protected. You’ll always be home.” Hearing those words come from her mouth really made me cry. Beautiful words from both of them.

Them crying definitely got to me. I am so happy about the tears and emotion we got from them here. Taylour Paige and McKinley Freeman nailed this scene. NAILED IT! I felt like I was watching a real wedding. My babies are married!

These two were so eager to be man and wife that they kissed before they were told. HAHAHA! That’s so Dersha. I found Derek calling Ahsha beautiful very cute and then hearing him say Ahsha Roman was the cherry on top. Do you all know how long I’ve been waiting to hear him say that?! Did I watch this scene more than 10 times? *nods*

Like I said, this single scene had me in tears. Just being on this Dersha journey and seeing them take that big step is very big for the Dersha fam. I can’t get enough of them and I am very excited about their journey moving forward.

And Derek wants lots of babies! We do too! I loved that he said this because I’ve always wondered if Derek wanted children. Him not having his parents in his life made me think he’d be leery on it. Nope, he wants babies. Lots of them. I’m here for baby Romans.

Jelena and Miguel-The Wedding

How cute is this kid! I want to adopt him myself.

“No one is perfect.” Aww, Miguel, but you are. You are an angel.

Derek and Ahsha-Throw that Bouquet

The way these two look at each other gets to me every time. I get butterflies and I’m not even there. How is this possible?

I knew once Ahsha threw that bouquet, that it was headed in Kyle’s direction. Did I think she’d actually punch it away? Nope. But I loved it! LOL It something Kyle would do.

The fact that it landed in Jude’s hands…foreshadowing much?

Derek, Ahsha, Sloane and Pete-Airport scene aka the scene that ruined my life with a single song

This scene did me in. I cried like a baby and I still cry every time I watch it. The song. The dialogue. The parallel to season one. The emotions were real and it got to me.

When Sloane and Ahsha pressed their heads together like they did in the pilot, I lost it. Their moments are so precious to me and Ahsha is leaving the nest. She has a family of her own now and sooner or later (probably soon because Derek wants lots of babies haha) she will have kids of her own.

You know what made me cry real thug tears? Thinking about Sloane watching her baby walk onto that court in the pilot. Sloane was standing by herself, afraid to let Ahsha go into the Devil world. Then she walked over to Pete and let him know he had a child. Fast forward to the special. Sloane is standing with Pete, not afraid to let her baby go because she knows she is safe with Derek. That’s what made this scene tug at my heart. The parallels killed me.

To see Ahsha and Derek walk towards that plane like the true power couple I know they’ll be, was icing on the cake. It only made me cry more though. Our Ahsha is no longer a baby. She’s a grown ass woman with a husband and now she’s stepping into a new chapter.

I also loved that moment between Derek and Ahsha when he acted as though he was snapping pictures while she walked. Awww!

Did I mention how much that song made me cry? I will never listen to that song again.

Kyle, Zero, Jude, and Jelena-Arena

This scene was another eerie one for me. Jelena playing the nice role isn’t sitting well with me. One, isn’t Oscar going to fight for the team.? Two, is Jelena going to stay nice? Will Terrence ever come back? There are so many questions we were left with which proved this special wasn’t a wrap up.

I hope Zero and Jude are sleeping with one eye open. I don’t believe Jelena will continue playing nice with them. Though she has never had an issue with Kyle, she better watch her back too.

Derek and Ahsha-Plane

It’s still unbelievable to see these two married. Derek calling her Mrs. Roman and the hand hold put me in shipper paradise.

Ugh, these two kill me.

Overall, I loved the special and how they handled the storylines. I was worried because it was a lot to touch on and they only had an hour, plus commercials. I don’t see this as a series finale, but simply a new chapter. The storylines can go so many directions from here and that’s why we should continue fighting for a season 4 (send those thongs to Chris!). This isn’t over and James LaRosa said it himself. We shall continue to fight. This show is too great and needs to remain on our televisions. @vh1 RENEW THIS SHOW!

Like I said, these stories were not completely wrapped up. Will Dersha stay in Miami, will we see any Dersha babies, will Mary Roman pop up, will Jelena stop screwing up people’s lives, will Oscar really leave Lionel alone, will Oscar fight for his team, will Sloane really get away with shooting Jelena, will Pete ever propose, will Jelena really keep Miguel, Will Zude get married and adopt a baby, will German move to the Sun, Where the hell is Terrence and so on…. WE NEED A SEASON 4! Period.

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Merry Christmas, fantasticalstiles!

This is a gift for fantasticalstiles, who wanted Deputy!Derek and Prostitute!Stiles, who hate each other, but then come together to save some underage kids. I hope you like what I’ve done with the prompt! :) [4k, M, angst, hurt/comfort, sterek, complete]

Something like Hope

It’s late when Derek finally decides to leave the precinct for the night. His back hurts from leaning over paperwork and it hasn’t been a great day. He has two murders still unsolved, a B&E where the victims calls him daily to ask if he’s made any progress (he hasn’t), and to top it all off, the station’s coffee maker broke so he’s not entirely sure how he is still standing.

He’s tired, tired and annoyed, and he is ready to book the fifteen minute walk back to his apartment and be done with the day.

So, of course, he’s only four minutes from the station when-

“Helloooo, gorgeous.”

As always, Stiles’ voice is a low purr, entirely sarcastic, and Derek knows before he even turns toward the sound that Stiles will be grinning at him.

He is.

He’s wearing dark skinny jeans today and, although they have what Derek has to assume to be “fashionable” holes down the front and are tight enough to look almost dangerous, they are at least warmer than the booty shorts Derek usually finds him in. Of course the thin, white, plunging v-neck t-shirt he’s wearing probably does nothing against the New York December chill.

“Stiles,” Derek grunts, reaching for the cuffs he keeps at his back pocket. “Seriously. You know I’m a cop.”

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Early Kisses (Derek Luh)

@moanluh you asked for a Derek Imagine 

I woke up to a slight breeze coming in from the open window. As my eyes fluttered open I heard a quiet snore in my right ear.  I lift my head to check the clock, 7:30 am, then I turn my head to see Derek with his mouth slightly open and soft snores falling from his mouth. Of course me being the creep that I am I watch him sleep. After about a minute or two I slowly turn around in his arms which. When his eyebrows scrunch together and he lets out a groan I stop and relax again in his arms. His arm wraps around my waist and holds me tightly to him. I reach up and very softly start to trace his face, his eyes, nose, cheekbones, jaw line, and lastly his lips. Just as I finish tracing his lips he quickly reaches out and latches onto my finger. I let out a little yelp but started to laugh.  

“Why’d you stop?” His huskily asked.  

“you bit me.” I replied with a laugh. He smiles and opens his eyes just looking at me.  

“What? Is there drool on my face?” I asked reaching up to touch my face but he grabbed my hand and leaned down placing his lips on mine. I was honestly stunned because he usually never wakes up and kisses me. He usually wakes up but then cuddles back into me and tries to fall back asleep. But I just relaxed and kissed him back. It was one of those soft kisses, like when you pluck petals off a flower and just slowly rub your fingers over it.

“Mmh what was that for?” I hummed pulling away.  

“For just always being there for me. No matter how many times I have fucked up you’ve always been there for me and I’m so fucking grateful to have you in my life. You have made my dark days brighter and my worst days better so thank you for being you and thank you for letting me be me. I love you so fucking much.” He said looking me in the eyes and caressing my face. What the hell has gotten into him?

“You’re welcome baby, you know I wouldn’t want you to be anything else but yourself no matter what.” I leaned up and kissed him again. “I love you too Derek.”

“Are you hungry, cause I’m hungry?” He sighed. I laughed and sat up pushing the duvet off me.

“What do you want?” I asked pulling his shirt down my body that had rose up on my body through the night. I pick up the hair band from off the night stand and pull my hair up into a messy bun. When I look over at him he’s laid back with his hands behind his head looking at me with his bottom lip between his teeth.

“Don’t do that” I whispered reaching over and pulling his on his lip.

“Just fix whatever you want, I’ll eat whatever you fix baby girl.” He said smiling. “Matter of fact I’ll help you fix breakfast. Come on.” He finished getting up out of the bed and reaching his hand out. I grab onto it and he pulls me closer to him and hauls me over his shoulder.

He walks us into the bathroom and sets me down. I grab my toothbrush and start brushing my teeth. When I look over at him I see him with his toothbrush mid brush just staring at me. When I bend over to spit the toothpaste out I heard him let out a groan. When we’re finished he throws me over his shoulder again, walks out of the room and down the stairs all the while rubbing the back of my thighs. As he is putting me back down I quickly reach down and slap his ass.

“It was in my face the whole time, I couldn’t just let that moment pass.” I laughed. He shook his head with the biggest grin on his face. He walked around me to the pantry and pulled out some ingredients then walked to the fridge and done the same. I furrowed my eyebrows confused.

“We’re eating chocolate chip pancakes today baby.” He said with a really funny voice. This is the Derek I love. The one who isn’t afraid to act silly in front of me, who’s always in a playful, loving mood.  

“Okay, I’m going to need a big bowl, the mixer, a pan, spatula, and a measuring cup. Please.” He said with his lip poking out. I just rolled my eyes and gathered the things he asked me to get. As I set the stuff down and turn around to go to the fridge he slaps my ass.

“Thank you” He laughed and I just shook my head laughing with him. As he starts on the pancakes I start fixing the bacon that I found in the fridge. In about 30 minutes the food is done and he has the plates at the counter and I’m pouring orange juice into our glasses. When we sit down he says the prayer and we dig in. As I’m eating I notice him looking at me from the corner of my eye.  

“What?” I asked swallowing some orange juice.  

“Try this he said.” He put blueberries on my pancakes and strawberries on his. He cut me a piece of his pancakes and put a dollop of whip cream on it. I open up my mouth and he places the fork in there. As I wrap my lips around the fork he narrows his eyes on my mouth as I slowly pull away from his hand and start chewing.

“Mmmh.” I moan chewing and swallowing the pancakes.

“Fuck” He grunts grabbing my face and smashing his lips on mine. This kiss wasn’t like earlier. This one was rough, tongues involved, hair pulling, and a little gropping.  

“Derek” I breathed once we broke apart.

“Hmm” He hummed.

“Our food is getting cold.” I smiled reaching down and grabbing my fork. He nodded pulling back and finishing his food off his plate. When I finished he grabbed our plates and set them in the sink.

“Come on, let’s go get ready I want to take you to the beach. You honestly deserve it.” He said pulling stepping in front of me and wrapping his arms around my neck.  

“I love you so fucking much. You treat me like a queen and I never say thank you.” I said standing up and wrapping my arms around his neck which made him move his around my waist.

“Oh shut up you thank me all the time. I should really start treating you to a nice getaway soon. A little vacation.” He replied.

“Okay, where?” I asked looking down at his lips and back up to his eyes.

“Anywhere you wanna go baby, anywhere you wanna go.”

“God I love you.” I said pulling his head down and kissing him.

Sorry this sucked

anonymous asked:

Sterek, Legally Blonde AU >:3

“Oh god, he’s here.” Stiles looks across at Lydia, eyes wide and fearful as Derek walks into to the nail salon, his usual delivery uniform on, package in hand. Pun not intended. 

“You can do it. Remember, bend and snap.” Lydia says, giving Stiles a determined nod. 

“Right…right, bend and sn-oh shit, he’s coming over here.” Stiles says frantically, dropping Lydia’s hands he’d been in the middle filing perfectly before Derek had walked in. 

Stiles’ loses his breath as Derek comes closer and closer, feels like he’s about to faint when he stops right at his station, staring at Stiles. 

“Hi, I need you to sign for this.” Derek said, voice gruff but still somehow lighter, softer than Stiles is always expecting. 

“Right. Of course.” Stiles fumbles out of his seat, glances at Lydia who is giving Stiles an encouraging nod, a big smile on her face. As Derek gives Stiles the pen, he starts to get the right package, his focus elsewhere, and so with one last glance at Lydia, Stiles drops the pen in as casual a manner as he can. “Oh, oops. Clumsy me. I’ll just get that.” Stiles bends down, gets his hand around the pencil, gets in position. 

“No wait, here, let me-”

But it’s already too late. Stiles comes up in the perfect execution of the bend and snap, except his head connects with something solid, and then there’s a loud thump and Stiles is smiling, because he did it, he did it, except…except Derek had been bending down to get it at the same time like the gentlemen he is and oh fuck me, Stiles thinks. “Derek?” 

There’s a groan from the floor as Derek holds his now bleeding nose.

“Oh no, Derek!” And then Stiles runs to his side, frantic.


Later, when Derek’s nose is all bandaged up and he’s sitting on the hospital bed, waiting to be discharged, Stiles looks at Derek sheepishly.

“I am so, so sorry." 

"It’s okay, Stiles. For the hundredth time.” But Derek smiles softly through the pain, looks at Stiles with shining eyes, and Stiles blushes, looks down at his fingers.

“I just feel horrible.”

“Well, in retrospect…it was kind of funny.” Derek says, and Stiles looks up sharply, eyes wide. And then Derek is laughing, and Stiles is covering his face.

“Oh my god, no, it was embarrassing! I was trying to impress you, to get you to notice me and I did it in the worst way possible-”

“Stiles.” Stiles peeks between his fingers at his name being said, sees Derek giving him a fond look. “You didn’t need to do that. I’d noticed you since moment I laid eyes on you. I’m just horrible at the whole…conversation thing and asking people out on dates.”

Stiles feels his face flush, but this time for completely different reasons. “Asking people out on dates, huh?” 

Its Derek’s turn to look sheepish as he looks down at the bed sheets, starts playing with a loose thread. “Yeah.”

Grinning sheepishly, Stiles standing up, walks over to Derek, and tentatively takes his hand. “I’d like that, a lot. A date. With you.”

And Derek looks up at Stiles, the skin around his nose looking horribly bruised, but still somehow managing to look as handsome as ever and take Stiles’ breath away.

And then Derek smiles, wide and sure. “Me too.”