and i mean how flawless is she

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: how did jj win bronze over otabek? it makes no sense, jj's sp was a shitshow and otabek finished with an almost-26 point lead over him. then during the fs, jj made a few mistakes and it should've been no match to otabek's flawless performance. even with all the quads jj had over otabek, he should've lost both execution and presentation points that otabek wouldn't have lost because his skating didn't have major mistakes. i just don't get how jj won over otabek by 7 whole points. also--

I don’t mean to sound jealous or anything but… HOW IN THE WORLD IS MELISSA ABLE TO LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE CRIES?!!

I shit you not, every single time she started crying during 7x10, I just thought, “God she looks so majestic and flawless.” She’s always gorgeous of course but lord, she even looks like a damn goddess while crying…

I mean look at the amazing and beautiful perfection that is Melissa McBride:

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And then there’s me crying:

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She is just so freaking perfect in every way. I can’t take it!!

EXO Reaction when they have a crush on their choreographer/trainer

We got two requests like this so I thought of doing them together, hope you don’t mind. Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Desperate* “What am I going to do? She’s going to see my dancing moves… I need to improve… I wish I was Kai.. Kai’s good..” *Existential Crisis*

Kris:

“Wait?! ME?! How am I supposed to do a the slip! I can barely move my legs!” *Definitely questioning why he agreed to be the main dancer in the new choreography*

Sehun:

“Come follow me.. I want to show you some moves too… if you know what I mean” *Wink wink*

Tao:

“Unbelievable… unbelievable” *Always amazed by the boys flirting with you, trying to annoy him*

Kai:

“Is she in love with me yet? Yes? I bet she is… I know I was flawless back there” *Confidence level god*

Xiumin:

“Yeah it was fun, you are very good…So, do you want to have some coffee with me?” *Always doing what he wants XD*

Baekhyun:

*Doesn’t waste the opportunity to show off his sexy movements… and body because why not* “I hope she’s looking… this is what she’s missing…”

Luhan:

“Hey… I’m Luhan… you must be my new girl..choreographer yes” *Manly Lu is ready for action*

Chen:

“Why couldn’t she be the singing trainer… why did she have to be the choreographer?! Why did I have to be in the beagle line!” *Terrified*

Kyungsoo:

*Always being a good student… too good I must say* “The only difference between us and the song is that our love ain’t artificial xD”

Lay:

*always cornered by the boys* “No way! I’m not telling her! Why did I even tell you in the first place!”

Suho:

*Always finding an excuse to take off his shirt* “It’s too hot in here isn’t it… Let’s take off our clothes..”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

  • Hajime: Number 11.... how do i begin to explain Number 11?
  • Jyugo: Uno is flawless.
  • Rock: I hear his hair is insured for $100,000.
  • Nico: I hear he's never lost a bet.
  • Seitarou: His favorite movie is "Casino Royale."
  • Mitsuru: One time I saw him with the Warden, and she asked him for love advice.
  • Honey & Trois: One time he beat us in Karuta. It was awesome!
  • Kiritsugu: Irisviel Von Einzbern...how do I begin to explain Irisviel Von Einzbern?
  • Saber: Irisviel Von Einzbern is flawless.
  • Gilgamesh: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Maiya: I hear she does car commercials...in Japan.
  • Kirei: One time she punched me in the face.
  • Kirei: It was awesome.

ok so in honor of christmas and reaching 7k followers yesterday (honestly, i’m still speechless about this and i don’t really know how to thank you in a way that’s way more appropriate than this) i decided to do yet another follow forever

MY SOULMATE

@cptbbarnes is everything. i can’t find words for how much this girl means to me. she lifts me up, she makes me better, braver, she’s just the best friend i could wish for. thank you, for everything. i love you ✨

AMAZING FRIENDS

@ultimatescream ☃ @magsbanes ☃ @priceofwarmclothes ☃ @flawless-buck ☃ @slaughterme-barnes ☃ @stardefiant ☃ @guardixan ☃

OTHER AMAZING PEOPLE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

@westiris ☃ @sanasevaks ☃ @alecblushed ☃ @deerestalec ☃ @tarjeiandhenrik ☃ @tarjeisandviks ☃ @tarjei-sandvikmoe ☃ @tarjeisandvikmoe ☃ @alinok ☃ @bi-magnus ☃ @clareyfray ☃ @claryfightwood ☃ @daddario ☃ @evenbec ☃ @evasmohn ☃ @evaknaesen ☃ @folerdetdufoler ☃ @felixferne ☃ @fallingbucky ☃ @gallavich ☃ @lukeshea ☃ @lancetucker ☃ @lauraharrier

@harrys-shums ☃ @harry-shum ☃ @iamnotsebastianstan ☃ @steviebucks ☃ @shelleyhenign ☃ @simonlewis ☃ @the-stonedsoldier ☃ @unbrokenraven ☃ @valtersenaesheim ☃ @victimsteve ☃ @vibraniom ☃ @watchskam ☃ @waldenbeck ☃ @steviebucks ☃ @timelessmalec ☃ @beardedchrisevans ☃ @jamesroqers

@kittyseb ☃ @kardamoms ☃ @karpesdiem ☃ @isakoeven ☃ @isak-valterson ☃ @isakvaltrsvn ☃ @isakvaltorsen ☃ @isakvaltersenes ☃ @evenbechnsheims ☃ @nalle ☃ @no-thankx ☃ @matt-daddaryo ☃ @montygreen ☃ @otpcardamom ☃ @buckypupbarnes ☃ @dimshums ☃ @shelleychennig ☃ @shhadowhunter ☃ @santaalec 

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April: How do I even begin to explain Andr’ath Quill?

Tanya:  Andr’ath Quill is flawless

Ram: She has two pairs of black stilettos and a leather coat

Matteusz: I hear her hair’s insured for £10,000

April: I hear she does gun commercials, in space!

Charlie: Her favourite movie is the Hunger Games

Tanya: One time she met the Doctor in his TARDIS-and he told her she was pretty

Charlie: One time she hit me in the face….. it was awesome

  • Aelin: how do I even begin to describe Rowan Whitethorn?
  • Aedion: Rowan Whitethorn is flawless
  • Aedion: he has two legendary warrior friends AND a badass hawk form
  • Aedion: I hear his feathers are insured for 10,000 silvers
  • Aedion: I hear he does almond oil commercials in Wendlyn
  • Aedion: his favorite symphony is the Stygian Suite
  • Aedion: one time he met Mab and she told him he was pretty
  • Aedion: one time he punched me in the face... it was AWESOME
How do I even begin to explain Ahren Schreave?
  • Camille: Ahren Schreave is flawless.
  • Hale: He has two crowns AND a limousine.
  • Kile: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Ean: I hear he does car commercials. In New Asia.
  • Henri: Favorite movie ees Notebook.
  • Fox: One time, he met Tessa Tamble on a plane.
  • Erik: And she told him he was hot.
  • Jack Ranger: One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.

fuck. you know. sometimes i look at Amy. And wiishu. And i get so fucking jealous. no, not of them. of mark and jack. i mean fuck. goddamn. every picture i see of them is another lethal blow to whatever remains of my heterosexuality like jesus christ. they’re both so pretty. and then wiishus over there like ‘nah i just wear a lot of eyeliner’ like….honey….your makeup skills are flawless….but damn…with or without them you’re still 10/10 like i aint playin. and then theres amy with The Literal Cutest Smile I have ever seen and yesterday when she popped up on stream w that hoodie giving her fucking sweater paws like honestly what kind of bullshit like holy christ i am gay

like i cannot comprehend people who bully them or give them any kind of shit i mean a)you’re fucking idiots and b)how do u even manage like how cold must your heart be to look at them and not smile i mean they’re both so lovely and sweet like wtf

in summary: I am Not Straight

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: it's been two weeks and I'm still mad about how underscored Yuuri's Eros program was. He only touched down one (1) time but other than that he performed a flawless program. But he still scored under the 100 mark. How is this possible? His presentation wasn't even that far off from usual, can the coaches read fucking minds? Did they know he wasn't thinking about his hot boyf, but instead his competition score? Maybe the coaches are just homophobic, because that's the only answer that makes sense here.... smh Macklemore didn't die for this and Yuuri deserved a better score..

“Storvacker. How do I even begin to explain Storvacker?

Storvacker is flawless.

She has two ancient Elven trees for claw sharpening AND a silver honey dish.

I hear that her claws are valued at 10,000 sovereigns.

I hear that she sells her shed fur to Orlesian master weavers in Val Royeaux.

Her favourite story is Hard in Hightown.

One time, she met Alistair Therein, fabled warrior of the Fifth Blight, and he told her she was pretty.

One time, she clawed me in the face. It was amazing.”

From ‘Ruminations upon the Avvar and their Customs’, by Reginald De George

When asked about Annabeth Chase
  • Jason: Annabeth Chase...How do I begin to explain Annabeth Chase?
  • Hazel: Annabeth Chase is flawless.
  • Frank : She has two items from Athena and Daedalus' laptop.
  • Leo: I hear her hair's insured for 10,000.
  • Travis Stoll: I also hear she does architecture videos...in Greece.
  • Grover: Her favorite movie is Helen of Troy.
  • Piper: One time she met Arachne in Rome...
  • Piper: ...And she ended up sending her to Tartarus.
  • Percy: One time she told me I drooled in my sleep...It was awesome!
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Can we talk about how my girlfriend is such a literal work of art? She’s so fucking flawless and beautiful and she’s so so so talented. Words can’t even describe how much she means to me. We’d do anything for each other. She’s my best friend, she’s my world, and she’s the light of my life. She’s the Sam to my Dean. She reminds me how strong I am daily and she’s been such a literal angel when dealing with my problems with me. When I was in the hospital she kept asking how I was doing and told me to keep her updated. I have no freaking idea what I did to deserve Rachel. I could write 800 books about why I love her, I could make a million posts, and none of them could even be a fraction of what I feel. She makes me laugh when I feel like I can’t breathe and she makes me smile when my life is literal shit. She’s so amazing, I’ve got such and amazing girlfriend. And no, today isn’t even an anniversary, i just wanted to show her how much I appreciate her. I love you @scruffy-dean

  • Paul: Stella Gibson... How do I begin to explain Stella Gibson?
  • Dani: Stella Gibson is flawless.
  • Gail: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Reed: I hear she does car commercials... in Croydon.
  • Eastwood: Her least favorite band is U2.
  • Tom: One time she met David Duchovny on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.
  • Jim: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
  • Hanji Zoe: Levi Ackerman... How do I ever begin to describe Levi Ackerman?
  • Petra Ral: Levi Ackerman is flawless
  • Erwin Smith: He owns razor sharp blades and a washerwomans bandana
  • Armin Arlert: I hear he does ODM commercials... inside Wall Sina
  • Mikasa Ackerman: He met the female titan outside the walls, and she told him he was hot
  • Eren Jaeger: One time, he punched me in the face
  • Eren Jaeger: It was awesome
How do I even begin to explain the signs?

Gemini and Virgo are flawless.

Taurus and Libra each have two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

I hear Leo’s hair is insured for $10,000.

I hear Capricorn and Aquarius do car commercials… in Japan.

 Cancer and Sagittarius’ favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

One time, Scorpio met John Stamos on a plane… and he told her she was pretty.

One time, Aries and Pisces punched me in the face… IT WAS AWESOME.

Root: Holly Short… How do I begin to explain Holly Short?

Trouble: Holly Short is flawless.

Foaly: Her Neutrino’s insured for $10,000

Juliet: I hear she wrestles gnomes…in zero gravity.

Trouble: her favorite sport is crunchball

Butler: One time she met Artemis’s alter ego… And he told her she was pretty.

Artemis: one time she punched me in the face… It was awesome.