“Remind me - how are we related?”
“We shared a womb.”
“No, that can’t be it.”
“…are you still mad because I ate the last piece of pizza?”
“Yes, unknown person I’ve never seen in my life who claims to be my sister.”

more Shepard twins stuff [here]

im not saying nina taught sonny to read, but that is what she tells people

Model!Oikawa and stylist!Iwaizumi:

I know I’ve already done model au, but what if Oikawa is a model with one of the weirdest fashion sense in a certain piece of clothing. ( >؂•̀ )☆

  • Having twin younger sisters to take care of and dress up, Iwaizumi is not only the world best big brother but has found his love in styling and fashion in a young age.
  • Iwaizumi runs a fashion blog during his school year and gets discovered by a famous stylist in his first year in college. He starts working as intern in the same model agency along his mentor and becomes an official stylist fresh out of college. 
  • Iwaizumi is never a nosy person, even with his sharp eyes and sense in fashion, he doesn’t normally criticise people outfit choice. But then there is Oikawa.
  • Oikawa Tooru is the bright new star of the model agency. Iwaizumi has helped with a few outfit selection for Oikawa’s photo shoots and has seen the final photo select of the model. But he has never worked with the model before. 
  • The first time Iwaizumi is assigned as Oikawa’s stylist, Iwaizumi almost chokes on his water when the model walks in the studio that day, in a red bat-sleeved sweater, plaid shorts, brown oxfords and a pair of neon green socks. 
  • (It takes great effort of Iwaizumi to ignore the little storm trooper heads adorned the hem of the socks.)
  • Iwaizumi mentally bangs his head to the wall when the first line he has with the model is “Please take off your socks.
  • Oikawa is confused but grins. “That’s a weird way of greeting. But at least you are not asking me to take off my pants?
  • The names are exchanged then and the socks are confiscated. Oikawa goes home in a new pair of simple-colored, boring, socks along with Iwaizumi’s private numbers.
  • They starts hanging out off work, and Iwaizumi regrets accepting Oikawa invitation to his apartment as soon as he sees Oikawa’s sock collections. 
  • Why are your socks all so obnoxiously bright and extravagant?” “I am being generous of showing a part of me that are plenty colorful.” “Can you spare the world the horror and do it with your underwear collection instead?
  • So you can be the only one to see them, Iwa-chan?


  • Iwaizumi’s confession gift to Oikawa is a pair of grey knitted socks and a pair of bold yellow and blue underwear with little space ships on them.

r u KIDDIN me with that deleted scene like look they are such an old married couple, chirrut saying “yes yes” and waving his hand in the general direction of where he knows baze to be and meanwhile of course baze is actively doing shit that will Get Them Out Of There and could chirrut be helping? of course he could. is it more fun to stand there and troll his husband about his staunch atheism? absolutely.

and baze physically dragging chirrut out of the cell, he is not gentle but only bc he knows he doesn’t need to be?? they know e/o so well i’m? no one else around them may as well even exist the rest of the world is just static you can tell they’re each easily the most interesting thing to each other for miles around in every direction

and they’re both grinning as they escape because explosions? rogue pilots? this is the most fun they’ve had in years and also because they both know the other one thinks they’re full of shit and they’re both totally fine w/ it and it’s hilarious to them god they’re so in love ok this whole movie was basically Baze and Chirrut’s Second Honeymoon (With Probably Only Slightly More Revolution Than the First Honeymoon)


a ship that needs more love >> emmett & rosalie cullen

I got luckier than I deserved. Emmett is everything I would have asked for if I’d known myself well enough to know what to ask for. He’s exactly the kind of person that someone like me needs. And, oddly enough, he needs me, too.

I like to imagine Sam as the one who gets Bucky out of his shell more than anyone else. He asks Bucky questions like do you want chinese for dinner or something else? Do you wanna watch this movie or something different? And he prods Bucky just enough, just enough teasing mixed with sincerity that he doesn’t feel overwhelmed or like he’s made of glass and Sam’s afraid he’ll break. It makes him feel like he might really be starting to be Bucky again instead of just the asset.

Along with that, Bucky is the one that notices Sam’s not as ok and put together as he outwardly exudes. He notices Sam checking for exits in restaurants and flinching a little at loud noises. He notices when Sam seems more tired than usual from nightmares and can recognize when it’s ok to tease and prank him and when he just needs someone to sit on the couch and watch goofy documentaries mostly in silence but with occasional light-hearted commentary.

And whether you ship them or not, they just have a really solid friendship where they pick on each other mercilessly but are also there for each other when they feel like they’re going to break down.

Sam & Bucky <3