and i love a good pun

Puns

AN: Sorry for the delay! I also don’t know why the first paragraph is bolded…sorry about that!

Summary: Could you do more Kaldur x Reader? Like him meeting her for the first time and just immediately falling or something? Idk, I’m not very good at this plot thing…Love the blog!


Word Count: 935
Warnings: None
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“Yeah, okay your run-jump-throw-jump thing was cool,” Kid Flash said, “but did you see my triple twisters?”

“Yeah,” Artemis said, answering for Robin, “I especially liked when you almost drowned.”

“I didn’t almost drown!” Kid Flash exclaimed.

Everyone snickered as they headed into the nearest open cafe. The bell attached to the door jingled, notifying everyone of their entrance. All seven people already in the cafe looked at the group of teen heroes. Artemis cleared her throat signaling that the keen attention on them was making them uncomfortable.

“This feels wrong,” Superboy said, his eyebrows furrowed in his usual grimace.

“It is for the sake of the mission,” Aqualad said as he lead his group to a booth.

“Still,” Artemis said as she slid into the booth, “being out this early and staying here feels like we’re sitting ducks.”

“Aren’t we exposing our identity and risking lives choosing a public place?” Miss Martian asked as she slid into the booth.

“Not really. Most of internet news is broadcasted by teens. Batman picked this time and spot because everyone is in school or work and this shop is in the center of town which means-” Robin sat across from Miss Martian as Kid Flash cut him off.

“It means the bad guys are too chicken to reveal themselves,” Kid Flash said as he slid next to Robin.

“Then why are we here?” Superboy asked.

Aqualad sat next next to Kid Flash, leaving Superboy to sit next to Miss Martian. “We are here as scouts, and if needed, first defense,” Aqualad said.

Superboy sat next to Miss Martian without a word, but a stranger could tell he was battling his thoughts.

“Wait, won’t the bad guys know we’re here? I mean, we don’t exactly fit in,” Kid Flash asked as he motioned to the team’s uniforms.

“That’s the point genius,” Artemis said as she fit her bow between the wall and her.

“We are just here to look and listen,” Aqualad said.

“Well can we at least order?” Kid Flash asked as he looked up at the menu.

“I am pretty hungry,” Miss Martian said as she mimicked Kid Flash’s actions.

You took that as a queue to walk up to them. Usually, it was the customer coming to the counter to order at this hour, but you figured they were a little lost on things like this. You made sure to grab six menus before you made your way to their table.

“Hi, my name is Y/N and I’ll be your server today,” you said, handing out the menus. You got scattered “thank you’s” and smiled, unknowingly catching the attention of one of the heroes.

“I’ll be back in a few minutes to take your order, okay?”

“Okay, thank you,” Miss Martian said kindly, returning your smile. You nodded and turned, not noticing as the leader watched you walk away.

“Oh man,” Kid Flash said, “they have a chicken wing basket!”

A few minutes later, you returned with a pink notebook and a pencil in hand. “Are you guys ready to order?” you asked politely. You accidentally met the leader’s gaze, you smile faltering slightly when he looked away immediately. Either the team noticed and didn’t say anything, or they didn’t notice and ordered instead.

When they all told you what they wanted you grinned and told them it would be ready in a few minutes.

“Hey hey,” Kid Flash said after you walked away, “you certainly are taking the rules of the mission seriously.”

Aqualad turned away from your retreating form to give Kid Flash a confused expression. “What do you mean?”

“Ya know…the look and listen only thing. You sure are looking, but I think you need to do more listening.”

Aqualad made a face while the girls bit back their laughter. “I do not understand what you are saying, but if you are referring to the mission-”

“I think he’s talking about our server,” Miss Martian said, smiling fondly as realization crossed Aqualad’s face.

“Observations are a key essential to stake outs,” Aqualad said.

“That was some deep observations there. Did you find anything useful…like their number?” Robin teased.

“Or if they’re single,” Kid Flash added, giving Robin a horizontal high five.

“Hey, cut him some slack,” Artemis said. Aqualad gave her a thankful look and she snickered, “but he obviously observed that they were pretty cute.”

Quickly, Aqualad’s thankful look turned to a irritated one as he sighed. The team’s teasing soon became a contest as to who could make more puns out of the situation, and as much as the team enjoyed their contest, Aqualad didn’t.

It was a relief when you came back with plates of food. “Here you are,” you said wiping your hands on the apron you wore, “let me know if you need anything else.”

“Actually,” Kid Flash said before you could turn around, “there is one thing my friend here needs.”

You looked at Aqualad as Kid Flash put an arm around his neck. “Your n-”

“No,” Aqualad interrupted, “we are fine. Thank you.”

You gave them a confused look before slowly turning and walking away. When you were out of range, Kid Flash pulled away from Aqualad.

“Dude,” he said.

“Now is not the time,” Aqualad said. Kid Flash sighed and sat back as he began eating his food, a new conversation taking over the group. Aqualad began eating as well, but he couldn’t help but cast glances at you as you talked to the chief behind the counter, wondering what would have happened if he let Wally finish.

anonymous asked:

Can I get some sweet nothings Matsu would say to their s/o cuddling? :3 Thank you so much I love ur blog. It makes me so happy!!!

Listen you sweet ciNNAMON ROLL I deserve no kindness, I am an evil trash goblin who will make puns and ruin your time here. (Btw they do that thing that date mates don’t realize they do, and trace peoples skin lovingly I bet. Mostly cause everyone does that practically, but its good and pure.)

Osomatsu: “Hey…I don’t say it a lot but I love you.” “I wish I could do this everyday with you, its nice.” “Hey little mama let me whisper in yo ea- Ow! Haha sorry not sorry, your fault for being so cute.”

Karamatsu: actually talks in his normal tone sometimes, “Need me to m-move? are you sure?…Heh thats good.” “This is really nice, you’re really too kind sometimes.” “You look really pretty when you’re relaxed.”

Choromatsu: “I guess a break is in order.” “You…Really make me feel safe sometimes. Do I do the same for you?” “You look sleepy. I can hold you, and make sure you stay safe.”

Ichimatsu: “H-hey whats the meaning of holding me like this?…Y-you’re weird I was planning on napping anyways I guess.” “Is that a scratch on your arm, if you like I can talk to the cat that did this.” “You look calm, like a cat on its stomach. Guess you trust me.”

Jyushimatsu: “ah, I’ve been captured in the hold of an angel…Too cheesy, Karamatsu-Niisan told me to say it!” “Knock knock!…Love….I love you of course!” “You know, being in space was cold. Unlike being here! I’m not nude and cold, well I could be nude but thats not the point.”

Todomatsu: “Say cheese!…Oh come on one selfie, you’re being so adorable I want to keep this moment with me.” “This is nice once in a while, not going out, and just being in each others presence.” “You going to fall asleep on me? Guess its fine once in a while, I am comfortable.”

anonymous asked:

If someone tells you to stop, fucking stop. I'm all for puns, but respect peony and her sleep.

Its okay fren its not too late and I just kind of let it happen because sunny was having a good time please don’t worry too much I’m not worth it lol
~Love peony

roslintheredfox  asked:

Hello there, darling! ♡ My name is Amber, I'm 24 years old and I'm an introvert. My hobbies include writing, drawing, playing video games and curling up with a good book and a cup of coffee. I'm shy and insecure about myself, afraid people won't like me but when I open up, there's nothing I won't do for a friend. Making people laugh is something that I love to do and there's never-ending puns when I'm around. That's all I can think of at the moment (/∇\*)

Hey there lovely! Thank you so much for submitting! Also, make sure you direct message me with a prompt for the shortfic involving you and your match :) You seem like such a wonderful person! I wish I knew someone that was on your level of pun-master, hehe XD

Your match is:

Noctis Lucis Caelum (pre-10 years)

And here, my darlin’, is why:

» The best nights are when Noct surprises you with a hot cup of ebony (there’s so much of it in the pantry bc of Ignis, bless him and his addiction) waiting for you at your bedside. Along with him. He loves to bury his head into your side and wrap his arms around your torso, cuddling with you until he falls asleep while you enjoy whatever lovely novel has caught your eye at the moment.

» Something of a hidden pastime, Noct loves antiques. There’s just something so mysterious and archaic about them. It’s a hobby that he’s tried time and again to get Prompto in to, but the chocobutt is more of a technophile after all. Noct could easily spend all day exploring different shops. The first time he takes you to his favorite antique store he drags you excitedly to the back where they keep the old books, with a few already waiting in a stack that Noct thought you’d like.

» Sometimes you’ll find gifts waiting for you whenever you get home, all of them carefully picked books that reminded Noct of you.

» Noct loves reading your writing. He absolutely adores it, and is always pushing you to publish your work. It’s become something of a routine for you to read to him— both from your novels and your own pieces— in bed as he snuggles you close. 

» Noct’s all for a good pun, but he’s no Prompto or Ignis. You can totally out-pun him, and you usually do, throwing puns at him until he literally tackles you to the ground and shuts you the hell up himself. Or throws a pillow at you, it’s honestly a 50/50 shot.

» Sometimes Noct’s friends will join you and gang up on him in the pun department. The worst part? You’re all pretty much evenly matched. Pun battles galore

» Much like Noctis thinks it’s impossible that anyone would dislike Prompto, the same goes for you. Whenever you voice your insecurities to him, his response is always a mixture of loving reassurance and cuddles. With a pun thrown in to make you smile, of course. 

» Noct’s a bit of an introvert himself, and sees nothing wrong with the both of you being awkward, shy dorks together. 

» Your love of laughter and loyalty towards your friends isn’t lost on the Prince— being royalty, it’s hard (not to mention nerve-wracking) trying to find people who have your back wholeheartedly, so your steadfastness it’s a quality he cherishes to the utmost degree. Noctis’ loyalty is likewise concrete. 

» Whenever he’s in a grumpy mood (usually from lack of sleep) you’re the one to pull him from his grouch-fest with a well calculated joke.

» Oh my god, the first time you two played video games together there was almost an explosion. And that was precisely because you beat Noct. At his favorite game. Playing video games all day in bed/cuddling is something Noctis absolutely freakin cherishes.

» You drew him his favorite video game character as a gift for getting an A on a particularly grueling paper. Later, Gladio muttered to you that he’d never seen Noct so damn thrilled.

Match!asks are closed for now guys! Stay tuned for another ask coming soon ☾

Genoary, Day 17: FAVORITE PART OF AFTERTALE - Redraw your favorite part of Aftertale.

Now, I love Aftertale, so picking just ONE PART from the series was p tough, but I just absolutely ADORE this page (I’d say LOVE, but…ya know). Because, in the face of his slightly less sane self showing him the absolute worst of the worst, Sans gets all sassy and makes a flippin’ pun.

I know it doesn’t directly have Geno, but I couldn’t help it.
And then I went to town with the colorful shading.
Because I was trying to keep it as close to the original as possible.

Had a lot of fun with this one.

Genoary challenge by @shinydiamondblog
Original page by: @loverofpiggies
Original page

Also random thing that occurred because I accidentally didn’t switch to the hand tool:

Ole!
Or smth…

things i love about lance
  • jacket too big
  • light up sketchers
  • 2 cool 4 u
  • what’s cooler than bein cool? ICE COLD alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
  • pun enthusiast
  • wanting to bond with people he just met
  • jokes to hide his sadness
  • “they call me the tailor because of how i thread the needle.” 
  • got blown up to save an alien he just met
  • feeds the mice out of his own spoon
  • leans against hunk during break time
  • leg 4 days
  • presumably can knit, and wanted to knit a little alien a sweater
  • misses earth with his whole heart and soul
  • comes up with good plans on the fly
  • looks the best in his paladin armor
  • cares about his teammates
  • “thank you keith” (character development)
  • this screenshot:

i just want to choose something small every day to fall in love with. how often do i really just like… study the heck out of a sunbeam. learn a new word and find out how to use it, teach it to others. watch birds because birds are nice. find a new favorite color. to find out something about each person in my life to compliment them on that’s genuine and better than “you’re pretty,” i mean realizing they always get water for other people before they sit down at lunch or how neat their notes are or how they always have a good pun. i want to listen harder and talk a little less and say more important stuff. and i want to watch out for stuff to just obsess over like a cool cloud or a tree and just. learn stuff from people. ask more questions about how her hair is so silky and just. fall in love with everybody.

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

shows on netflix u should definitely be watching
  • Crazy-Ex Girlfriend - ITS A COMEDY MUSICAL, GUYS, CREATED BY RACHEL BLOOM (who won a golden globe?? YES HER). get to the 3rd episode at least. there’s an OPENLY BISEXUAL CHARACTER (later on in the season) and its such a good representation of love & what it actually is and growing up and letting go?? such a good show
  • BoJack Horseman - just a really, really good & cleverly written show about an anthropomorphic horse. 7000% animal puns. 5000% describes exactly how u feel about life and sadness.
  • Jane the Virgin - CUTE!! mock telenovela that deals with lots of social issues, like immigration, etc (the last episode i watched had the narrator checking every scene for the bechdel test omg) ALSO, arrested development level narration, fam, get on this. gina rodriguez will slay ur ass
  • Bob’s Burgers - such a good lil family show about a burger joint. watch this when you need to laugh or just to lift ur spirits. also, we are all either gene, louise, or tina. don’t lie
  • Master of None - aziz ansari’s show. each episode is basically a lil movie. the love story is ridiculously cute and it talks on some subjects rlly well
  • Jessica Jones - !!!!!!! if you haven’t seen this, GET ON IT. esp. if you’re a girl, cause this is SUCH A RELATABLE SHOW FOR WOMEN. grizzled neo-noir female detective? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. also, watch daredevil if u wanna be caught up for Marvel’s Defenders, which is gonna be sofuckinggood
  • Sense8 - HOW HAS NOBODY SEEN THIS ONE? god, it’s so good. it’s got some problems but overall it does well @ showing other cultures and also some kickass sequences and wow main the characters interacting is just A1
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia/The League - this is. so funny. get past the 1st season and its such a good garbage show. the characters are such assholes, dude. they’re horrible. super dark humor, only watch if ur into that/ funny show abt a fantasy football league. both garbage shows and i love them w all my heart
  • Arrested Development - just in case u haven’t seen the best show ever written. basis of basically every comedy show u love. watch.
  • The Office - how have u not binged the office?? binge the office.
  • Comedy Specials - comedy specials are an UNTAPPED GOLDMINE on netflix. some of my fave comedians are John Mulaney, Bo Burnham, Ali Wong, Chelsea Peretti, Donald Glover, Jim Gaffigan, and Aziz Ansari.

BONUS - non-netflix shows u should also be watching

  • You’re The Worst - messed up characters and darkkk dry humor, but the second season does such an EXCELLENT job at portraying depression!! also, a dysfunctional relationship that is not necessarily unhealthy (sometimes, tho, sometimes)
  • Community - ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS. Gets emotional so quickly. S1-3 are some of the best moments on television. skip S4. S5-6 are good but S1-3 are amazing. characters will become all of ur faves
  • Westworld - my expectations for this show were sky-high and it has oNLY PROVED THEM RIGHT! half sci-fi, half western fantasy VR, all badass. i have no idea what’s going on and i love it. literally Robots With Anxiety #relatable

pls add to this if you have any great shows, and i’ll update this list whenever i find something else wonderful that i don’t hear people talking about

Types as people I've met irl (ENFP pov)

Saw several posts about this & thought it would be a cool thing to do

ISFJ
- least judgmental person /ever/
- loves going on exciting trips
- “do u want me to do the dishes?”
- if they’re with someone who’s good with puns they suddenly come up with great material, if they’re with a physically affectionate person they’ll return the affection whole heartedly
- is actually pretty straightforward about opinions but never in a rude way

ENFP
- can’t say no
- unbeknownst to many is actually pretty self conscious
- “oh gosh why did I do that!!” regrets, regrets, regrets
- 100% night owl
- Let’s Talk About Our Insecurities™
- they have crazy energy spikes & then retreat into a shell to recharge

ESFP
- usually has a bunch of good friends that are of the opposite sex
- gets offended over the stupidest things
- the one who calms you down and tells you everything will be OK
- in love with bromance
- “I can’t I’m super busy with work I literally don’t even have 5 minutes I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight!!” *leaves on spontaneous trip to the woods for 4 days with no reception*

INTP
- will introduce you to some of the best places/experiences
- music taste on point
- “let me tell u why this person will never get anywhere”
- actually pretty successful out in the real world
- surprisingly very judgmental
- great jokes

INFJ
- hair, makeup, outfit, purse, everything must be perfect
- amazing cook
- d a n c i n g when no one’s watching
- takes a while to open up, but when they do it’s like a whole other world
- will drop their friends when they get into a romantic relationship

ESTJ
- the person with the most shocking sense of humor
- does things that at times aren’t socially acceptable
- can be surprisingly introspective
- super blunt
- is actually a cat whisperer

ISTJ
- they’re actually super funny????
- smart conversationalists
- if they hate you, you prolly don’t know it
- fine with school, and in some cases actually like it
- never get emotional

INFP
- yearn for change, will make important life decisions on a whim sometimes
- deep & intimate late night conversations
- will go on an adventure w/ u @ midnight
- need lots of love & encouragement
- big dreams but have a fear they’ll never achieve them

ESTP
- Rebellious™
- love things like rock climbing and hiking
- feel more affection for their kitty than for people lol
- will be pissed if u knock on their window at 5 am but will still get up and do ur hair for u bc u need it for a photoshoot bc inside they are truly fuzzballs
- lots of boyfriends/girlfriends

ENFJ
- will see that you’re feeling down and will shower you with love & gifts
- super expressive in facial expressions
- if they talk to you they are pretty open about the people they don’t like
- super involved in everything
- has a really fun childlike side

INTJ
- believes in you when you don’t
- replies to compliments with “I know.”
- “you can do better”
- prolly smarter than you
- spunky
- volunteers bc they have the desire to help people less fortunate than them

some doodle-y warmups of @cat-pun‘s Ophelia (drawn with minimal reference forgive me)

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SO, these are the last phanarts of 2016!!!

They are two of the moments I love most from a fic which is burning my soul and making it bloom!!! ^^ (more burning though, after the last cliffhanger O++++O) 

It’s Burn and bloom by @jilliancares!!! (YES, horrible pun in the sentence above, she’s the writer, not me! ^^’’’’) It’s an Avatar the last Air bender AU and I LOVE AVATAR. 

So this fic for me it’s ASDFGHJKL!!!! It’s SO GOOD. SO GOOD. Check it out if you haven’t, because it’s amazing. 

My favorite wolfstar cheesy clichés

- Bed sharing since first year
- Sirius giving Remus chocolate
- Holding hands all the time, litterally
- Sirius healing Remus after the full moon
- Bad puns contest
- Cheesiest nickname contest
- Cuddles in the Common Room
- Making Peter and James feel uncomfortable with sex jokes
- Good night kisses, good morning kisses, good luck kisses, see-you-in-five-minutes kisses, no-reason kisses
- Just an awful lot of kisses
- Pretending to get jealous but actually not because they completely trust each other
- Remus constantly saying “I love you” because he knows Sirius hadn’t heard it enough in his life
- Sirius always reminding Remus he’s beautiful because he knows how happy this makes his Moony
- Basically everything being really cheesy but really sweet because they are so so so in love

What happened after Vader made that pun:
  • Vader: Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director. *stops Force choking Krennic, storms out, and immediately turns to Force Ghost!Ahsoka* Come on, up top. *Holds his hand up for high-five*
  • Force Ghost!Ahsoka: *Looks at him unimpressed*
  • Vader: Come on, you know that was a good one. You made the same one at Bonteri years ago.
  • Ahsoka: ... *sighs and high-fives him*
  • Vader: That's my apprentice!
  • Ahsoka: You still killed me.
  • Vader: I've killed everyone, especially the people I love. Don't take it so personally.

IMPORTANT PSA:

I like Eyewitness and Skam not just because they have gay characters but because the plots are so rad and I love all of the characters to death 

The case for Patater

I SAID I’D DO IT AND BY GOD I’M DOING IT. Which is to say, I actually think that beyond being a crackship, there are a lot of really good reasons Patater isn’t a rarepair anymore. I mean, those of us who love Parse and want him to find love with someone other than Jack have tried shipping him with everyone under the sun, from Ransom to Snowy to Fry Guy. I myself see him riding into the sunset with a pair of OCs. But of all those different pairings, Patater is the one that’s really stuck, and it’s not just because of the pun. (I mean c’mon, “Snent Snarson” is at least as hilarious.)

I GUESS THIS IS LIKE A SHIP MANIFESTO OR SOMETHING

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anonymous asked:

How long did it take to come up with all those cat puns

I’m not sure if it’s worse to say it took me no time at all or an absolute age because one answer implies that I have an itchy trigger finger on terrible cat puns and am ready to go with them 24/7 and the other answer implies I spent ages and ages agonising over such terrible cat puns that I have been threatened with bodily harm by at least two people who are embarrassed to know me…

it was shamefully easy to come up with them lmao