and i laughed for like

You know that last post got me thinking: what is up with the these alleged fans who don’t think Star Wars is funny? Don’t get me wrong: I absolutely am here for the Skywalker Family Drama (because hello I have a pulse) and the Kenobi Sads and the Lore but like…at the end of the day? Star Wars is ridiculous! It’s so delightfully humorous. How do people not see this?! Who are these guys and why don’t they want to actually have fun with any of this nonsense?


A rare insight into Adam’s psyche + all the stuff from the background….

im soooo in love. Im so in love

  • bert-and-ernie: nonny avers I am a whitecock propagator
  • expatgirl: "whitecock propagator" sounds like an 18th-century New England woodworker with tragic facial hair
  • bert-and-ernie: AND A BIG HAT WITH A BUCKLE ON IT
  • bert-and-ernie: he's the one who shouts "I saw goody proctor kissing the devil"
  • expatgirl: all the while, he's carving dildos with demon faces out of the burled walnut wood meant for the chaplain's table
  • bert-and-ernie: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

tarjeitrash  asked:

MY SHIRT IS AN XL AND IT GOES PAST MY BUTT I HAVE TO ORDER EVERYTHING IN XL BECAUSE MY TORSO IS SO DAMN LONG BUT IM REALLY SKINNY SO EVERYTHING LOOKS WEIRD ON ME IM SAD but on the bright side nobody would ever know im 100% not wearing pants in that picture bc its that big (except everyone knows now bc i just told you... idk what im saying its 2am) the point im trying to make is,,,, it's an xl bc im a lanky noodle. :)))))))))))))

we all know ur secrets now lanky noodle

I was in a really bad mood at school today and it was probably obvious on my face. I made eye contact with a 4yo boy that is a total Ham with a capital H and he saw I was kind of upset and literally did this 

Originally posted by lil-asshole


I’m so damn shy and filled with anxiety. My Healthy Living professor talking about we have to do skits about a drug addiction in a group and my inner emotions are like 😩😰⚰️ I damn near walked out the class as soon she said that. Then my other professor saying we have to do a presentation for a final project 😩 Y'all these professors bout to be the death of me. Pray for me.

Originally posted by lalaaesthetic

Like hell the red lion is gonna let keith go so easily

bonus: black paladin, out. *throws double peace signs*