and i know this because i am in my 30's

Small Talk

This is a b-day present for @sncwbaz (go wish her a happy birthday!)

In which Simon texts the wrong number

(set in the summer before Carry On)

Italics is Baz

Bold is Simon

(Bc = because)

(Idc = I don’t care)

Can u believe it?

They were holding hands, P!

Sorry, who is this?

Oh shit, sorry. Wrong number

Not a problem.

Do u ever wonder why things happen to u? And why u have to take responsibility of things that are beyond your control or knowledge?

Why are you still texting me? And yes. On a regular basis.

Bc Im bored

Why are u replying?

What happened to P? Ignored you?

Busy w/ her boyfriend

U didnt answer my question

I guess because I’m a disappointment to myself.

What? Why? 4 texting an interesting stranger?

For wasting my time. Come on, interesting?

I slayed a dragon once

I didnt want 2, but I guess thats sth unusual

Uhm. Sure. A. Dragon.


Told ya :)

What else?


Once I ate 30 scones in a row

and I puked them 30 s later


Your turn. Tell me sth about u

I’m a vampire.

Hahahaha, nice 1

Tho u kno, they do exist

I know. I am one.

WICKED. So, u kill ppl?

No. I’m not a murderer.

Srry g2g

Care homes suck, they wont let me use my phone :(

Oh. That’s sad.


Morning vampy!

Call me that again and I swear I’ll kill you with my own fangs.

Touchy, arent we?

Don’t get into trouble for texting me.


No way. Just wouldn’t like you to blame me if you got grounded or something.

Im grounded 24/7 so no worries



Cant wait to start school next week

Me too, actually.

We must b like the only 2 teenagers on earth willing 2 go 2 school

Why are you guessing I’m a teenager? I could be a teacher.

Shit. True

Are u?

No, silly. I’m in A-level.

Omfg me 2

Do u live in England?


Cool! I live in London

Star Wars or LOTR?

Why do I have to choose?

Lets ask random questions 2 kno each other better!

Okay. Lord of the Rings, then.

Rembrandt or Van Gogh?


Day or night?


Coffee or tea?

Tea. W/ scones.

Outside or inside person?

Definitely inside.

Basketball or football?

Football. But Im not v good

Rain or sun?


Do you spit or swallow? (gum)

This question is disturbing

You said RANDOM. And I’m disturbed.

Im still not answering


U kno what? U really wanna kno sth abot me?


My girlfriend just left me


And I dont even care

Sorry about your girlfriend

Well dont b. I have much more fun texting u

Anyway, g2g

Text u later

Until later, then.


Wow. Eloquent.

Whuts goin on on taht baeutiful miiind?

Im on ur magickal mysstery riiied

Are you drunk? Did you just quote John Legend?

Funny spelling of MAGICKAL, though.

I leik u sooooo much.

I’m flattered, but sorry. I’m hopelessly in love with my roommate, actually.

And you don’t even know my gender.

Fcuk taths tru

I didtn think abot it

You didn’t think?!

Deos it mutter?


Answeeeer mee!!1!

R u madd?

I suppose it doesn’t matter. But there’s still my roommate. So, sorry.

I’m a boy, by the way.

its ok

im a bloke 2

i wish my roommate were liek u

my roommate is irky af n sooo posh n strong n graceful n ruthless n tall n smart n bloody perfect u dont understend

That’s a lot of adjectives.

Are you sure you don’t like them?

No I haet him!


n he hats me 2

he pushed me down the stiars!

Go to sleep.

ok ill do it only bc u tell me 2

Good night.

niiiiite ily!! ilysm

Hey, srry about yesterday!

I was pretty pissed…


But don’t worry. I understand.

So, I was thinking… would u like 2 meet?

I kno it sounds weird but I really like u and it would b great if we could, u kno, talk face 2 face?

Well, sounds nice. What do you suggest?

Theres this b-day party 2nite at a friend’s of mine from school. Her name is Anna, shes pretty rad

Anyway, is the only day im allowed to go out

I’ve got permission from the Queen

The party starts at 7

Okay, send me the directions and I’ll be there.

(You’re lucky I love driving)

ill wear worn out jeans n a red jumper

Good. I’ll wear a dark green suit.

See you then.

See u later

Too many people wearing a red jumper.

Wait ill go to the entrance







Baz wait! Dont go

Pls come back





About u being hopelessly in love w/ ur awesome roommate?

I’m pretty sure I didn’t use the word “awesome”.

Glad u stayed yesterday?


Glad u kissed me?

YOU kissed ME, Snow.

I rlly want it to b monday already, so we can b 2gether again

Just because we snogged doesn’t mean we are TOGETHER

I want 2 try

Im terrible at this


Yes, fine.


Yes, what?

You can be my terrible boyfriend.




I have 2 go get everything ready

Cant wait 4 monday!!

See you on Monday, love.




Ari: Hope you like this! <3 </p>

I also posted it on AO3, here’s the link.

Drunk in the Drive thru

Had a guy come through the other day. When I took his order I struggled to understand through the slurring. Finally got his ridiculously specific drink that he wanted blended and extra hot at the same time.

So I make his drink, and ask my coworker to please ring him out because I am not fond of drunk drivers. My brothers were nearly killed by one who has yet to see a single court date two years later but that’s another story. Anyhow, the dude asked for a 30% discount. Well no I’m not giving that. But apparently ’re manager knows him’ and D the manager at another store knows him.

And he’s am admiral in the navy. :/


And ill give him he knows the name of another manager at a different store, but I hate that bitch anyway so fuck her if she knows anyone anyway.

So I tell him eight fucking times I can’t give the discount since I don’t know anything about this asshole.

Man has a 24 pack open and two open containers in his passenger seat. Open containers are illegal in public and in vehicles in my state. So against policy I had my ride call the cops since I’m not having this shit.

So I keep closing after my coworker gave my ride the plate number. She called three different departments.

Apparently it was none of their business and wasn’t their jobs.

Great, thanks, assholes.

Pokemon go rant

It makes me so mad to see these YouTuber’s in California and bigger cities play Pokemon GO. Being in a rural area, Pokemon GO is absolutely miserable to play unless there’s an event going on. Like I NEVER find anything rare unless I travel at least 30 minutes to the nearest spot where I know “abnormal” spawns happen. 

The only reason I have  completed my generation 1 pokedex, and am close to completing my Gen 2 dex is because of hatching everything, or traveling over an hour to the nearest nests. I will never find a Dragonite in the wild, or a Tyranitar, or Unown, or Togetic or hell not even an Arcanine or Machoke… We don’t even find Geodude here. 

The only thing about living in a rural area which is ….positive I guess is that you have access to a lot of the pokemon that are a low cost to evolve, so it’s easy to get experience (pidgey, weedle, caterpie…etc). But what I find fun about the game is the rush of finding something rare in the wild and I haven’t had that in forever. Not even during the Rock EVENT where THE LARVITAR FAMILY WAS MORE COMMON did I find a single larvitar!

Now I have to wait until another water event so I can try and find more Totodile, or wait until a Totodile nest pops up close by so I can complete that family. I’m close to getting Typlosion because I’ve walked 140 KM with my Cyndaquil. 

Like i’m so fucking tired of not having a fair experience with this game. People in urban areas in California LIVE on Poke-stops that spawn rare things on their own! I have to travel 10 minutes to the nearest Poke-stop, and all it spawns is spinarak and Ledyba when I lure it. Why would I waste money on lure modules if that’s the shit i’m going to get?! Why would this game be fun for me?! 

Niantic please help us rural areas. Do something! This is absolutely ridiculous. 

signed, a disgruntled, and passionate player.

anonymous asked:

So, I'm gonna be the asshole that offers up a reality check to the "just get a job!" anons. I do have a job - a pretty great one. I make 60K a year. I do put money away in savings accounts. Yet when I had to get my lawn completely re-done, or when my hot water tank died on me, I still had to get help from my mother. Why? Because living costs are fucking ridiculous and expecting anyone to live on minimum wage is stupid when I am just living comfortably on $30/hour.

Don’t you know?? If you can’t afford to repair your hot water tank, you have to die. That’s the rule. Same with having to go to the hospital with a major illness. If you can’t afford to pay the bills? You deserve to die. Even if you’re doing everything “right.” Because if you can’t afford to do something without begging for assistance, then you MUST be doing something wrong, you ant.

- Mod A


hey yall I just wanted you all to know that I started watching RWBY because my friend was begging me to, and it’s nice. Neptune is my favorite.

Neptune on the outside: I’m so cool. (sparkles)


° Fasting

● Drink lots of water or green tea! I can’t stress that enough.

○ Yummy ingredients to a mix to try if you don’t like plain green tea.

•The tea~
•A dash?? of cinnamon~
•A tablespoon of organic honey~

(Make sure it’s hot and you keep stirring it or else the cinnamon settles??? And doesn’t?? Dissolve???) (I’ve probably made a post like thise before but owhale.)

Yo!! I don’t promote anything!!! and please don’t fast longer than 24-36 hours. 48 is really pushing it. Seriously it can really harm your body!!! So as always

~ Stay safe

(Also I’m super tired,, I fasted like all day yesterday except for a lil dindin with my mom because ya know. And I haven’t slept at all since 9 am yesterday. It’s 6:30 am now. I’m a weak bitch,,., help.)

800!!! I don’t know how his happened but I am extremely grateful for every single one of you ily all and thank you for following me 💗💗

Here are some amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of meeting with this blog: @wroetoredman @littleminter @nerissa98 @lovvelyxdreamer @sydneyxix @lachlanminter @wroetosmol @sdmnpng @mycrimsonpain @whateverbabeslove @anotherbxttledown @thatrandomblogger04 @tbhsidemen @petitechristoph @ssub2willne @simplysdmn @simplystimpy @dailyminter @sidemenhaveavillage @redmxnn @wroetosivan these are in no order at all and I’m very sorry if I forgot you, it’s 8:30 as you can tell so I just woke up not too long ago but know I love you 💙

well, i`m always trying to smile and be positive, everyday with everyone, but  the truth is that i am really pissed of today.

A fanart take ONE day to be finished ( i`m slow, i know ). But you need less than 30s to tag my name when u repost it. I`m writing this because there are TOO MANY PPL that just care about stupid things like getting followers or more likes posting without permission or credits another person`s work.

I hate those people.

 WE are a fandom, and because we`re loving the same manwha we need to respect and support each others.

so remember to TAG or credit when you repost something that isn`t yours. 

For all the others, thank you very much for supporting my art~ please, if u see somewhere my drawings posted without credits, DM me here, on my Instagram ( t0shi_sart , not toshi_sart )or twitter (toshi4ki)

have a nice day~

My first Ed Sheeran Concert / Argentina / May 2017

I know nobody reads my blog and I’ve got literally 5 followers and this is going to be a long post but I really need to write this down ❤️

So last Saturday was my first ever Ed Sheeran show (and first ever proper concert experience) and I’ve got to say…IT WAS THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! I’ve lived a pretty decent amount of years and had experienced some beautiful, unique things through out my time on earth but OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO AMAZING, I just can’t get over it, it’s been a week and I’m still super excited about it (I’m also a pain in the ass for everyone who knows me because I just can’t shut up, I’ve literally been talking about it non stop since Saturday) 

I arrived to La Plata at 10:30 am, I live in a small town 620 miles away from it, on the northeast of the country so I had to take a really really REALLY long 13 hour bus ride to get there. I rushed to the hotel, quickly changed my clothes and went to the stadium. My cousin/god-daughter was already queuing with her older brother who was saving my spot. All this madness actually started because of her, in September she’s turning 15 and when the tour dates were released I knew this was the most perfect present for her (she loves Ed). Long story short, at first I wasn’t going with her, her brother was (he’s not keen on Ed), I had to work plus I’m doing a master’s degree that should be finished by the end of may so things were complicated, but then I though fuck it, you only live once! and decided to join her. By the end of march I surprised her with the tickets (which I kept secret for a whole month) and our Ed Sheeran journey began.

I got to the stadium at 11:30am, we had general admision ticket (the front section) so we had to queue to get good spots, when I arrived there were like two blocks of people queuing, some of them arrived on Tuesday and were camping outside for 3 days! We started chatting with some girls who were next to us and spend the whole afternoon together, we were like 6 girls and a dad, laughing and having fun, talking about Ed and stuff, it was so nice to get to know them ❤️ We even heard Ed doing the soundcheck and started screaming like maniacs (Argentinean people scream a lot hahaha)

By 4pm the queue started moving and we were slowly entering the stadium in groups, we ran like crazy (while screaming, obviously) even though the guards kept telling us NO RUNNING! When I entered the stadium I was so shocked by how huge it was and how close we were to the stage! I had no hopes of being close since I was arriving on the date of the show, I even brought my glasses because I thought it would be so hard to see him but, to my surprise, we ended up like 6 or 10 people away from the barricade, we were so so happy we send a voice message to our family screaming in joy. 

And then the wait and torture began, we were literally compressed, I coudn’t even move my arms and sometimes it was really hard to breathe, my cousin ended up a little bit further away from me because I went to get merch when we arrived but I kept an eye on here most of the time. The first oppening show (a local singer) was pretty good, a bit boring. Then it was Antonio Lulic’s turn, he was super charismatic and fun but I was so uncomfortable I just wanted to go, there was a point where I though “this is awful, I’m never getting general admision tickets again” How wrong I was.

It was a really cold day, 9º and it rained a few times, by the time Antonio was done and we were waiting for Ed it started pouring heavily, but we where so hot and pushed together that it was a relief. At 20:30 exactly the screens were lit, we where like 40,000 people inside the stadium, and boom there he was, in all his ginger glory, playing Castle on the Hill with his small guitar sporting a red hoax t-shirt over a flannel (I was hysterical about the flannel lol I just missed them so much) and those lovely tight jeans. And at that moment I knew, everything was worth seeing him, the wait, the cold, the rain, the pain, the pushing, the hair of the girl in front of me in mouth, he was there, a few meters a away from me. It was surreal, seeing him there, I’ve watched so many videos, and I was seeing him live so clearly, he was incredibly beautiful, he had the warmest smile I’ve ever seen, his hair bright orange and the red suited him perfectly, his eyes bright and excited. 

As usual, when he arrived people screamed to the top of their lungs and the Ed Sheeran party began, we were so so loud, and he was so so impressed. After Castle on the Hill he said “Hello, this is amazing” and told us he was looking forward to coming back to Argentina because he remembered how loud we were, and dared us to be even louder than the whole european tour (we were).

The rest of the night was pure magic, I was still uncomfortable but it was so worthy, I kept moving from different spots because people literally dragged me, sometimes I was closer to the stage, sometimes not so much. I sang, jumped, cried and scream through the almost 2 hour show. Apart from being amazingly talented as always and his voice just as sweet, beautiful and powerful, he was super happy to be there. That was the best part, seeing him enjoying the experience as much as we were. 

He kept moving closer to the edge of the stage and I was swooning every time he did, you can literally hear me in the videos sighing “ahhh”.

He sang Castle on the Hill, Eraser, The A Team, Don’t / New man, Dive (which he asked us to sing the loudest while it was raining heavily), Bloodstream (one of my favourite to hear live, because of the energy that performance has and the heavy guitar action), Galway Girl, Feeling Good / I See Fire, Barcelona (every time he sang the lyrics in spanish he smirked, he knew we would scream even louder, Perfect, Happier (where he asked us to turn the lights on, the view was beautiful), Thinking out loud, Photograph (I cried through the whole song, you can hear me sobbing while singing in my video) and then something amazing happened. In between songs we, the people in the general admission area, started screaming “Give me love, give me love” to which he answered “Try next time”. After Photograph, he grabbed his guitar, looked at us while we kept screaming “Give me love” and asked Trevor to bring any guitar that was on tune and HE STARING SINGING GIVE ME LOVE, we were hysterical, we asked, he did it, it lasted nearly 9 minutes, it was breath taking, he even set up a chorus in the crowd, dividing us in Higher Harmony, Lower Harmony and asking to sing non-stop, no matter what happened while he sang and directed us like an orchestra (you must have seen the video by now) It was magnificent. Then came Nancy Mullingan (he asked us to sing the nanananana instrumental part) and Sing (we jumped and screamed like psychos, it was super fun and energetic). He then run to change and came back with the Argentinean football t-shirt, I have to admit I was one of those people who thought it was silly when singers do that, and I didn’t understand the excitement of it, but when he came back I nearly peed in my pants hahahahaha it suited him so nicely, bringing out the blue in his eyes 🎵 Shape of you began, we where all dancing and jumping, and for closure, You need me I don’t need you, where he got all excited moving and running trough the stage like crazy while waving an argentinean flag. (overly excited Ed in YNMIDNY is my favourite Ed) And then he was gone.

I took a few pictures, almost all of them awful (I’m really bad plus my phone is crap) and videos where you can hear the crowd (and me) more than you can hear Ed hahahaha I tried to enjoy the show through my eyes rather than my phone, and I’m so glad I did.

Since december I’ve been strugling with a lot, went through something I thought I’d never had to deal with that got me really really down. The person I loved the most, that I thought would never hurt me, crushed me into pieces and the last 6 months were awful. I was depressed, didn’t leave the house, didn’t showered, lost weight, cut contact with all my friends and family but then the latin american tour was announced and I bought tickets for my god daughter. By the end of march I made the decision to go with her and from that exact moment things got better, I was finally looking forward to something, dreaming about the experience, smiling once again.  Ed’s music lifted me up in a way I tought it was not possible. The moment I saw him my heart was pounding so much. He was there, he was real. People tell me “If you didn’t go you’d have regreted it so much”. Now, being aware of what this type of experience is, what it makes you feel, I would never forgive myself if I decided to stay. I literally never imagined it would be THIS GOOD. 

20.05.17 is, by far, the best day of my life, I’ll never forget it. Thank you singer songwriter Edward Christopher Sheeran. You’re a magical human being.

*Sorry for my english but as you might have guessed is not my first language.

So the other day I was at Speedway, as it wasn’t quite payday so I was using my speedy points to buy breakfast, and the cashier ahead of me was lightning fast.  She got the two customers in front of me cycled through in about 30 seconds.  I got to the register, set everything down, had my slips and my card ready, and said, “Wow, I know it’s Speedway, but… wow.”

This woman, without even looking up at me, says in the most matter-of-fact voice, “I’m the shit.  If you’ve got your shit together, I’ve got mine.  Have a great day, baby.”  Because she was already done with my transaction in the time it took her to say that.

I need to develop that sort of confidence in all that I do.

I am the shit.



Good evening. I am now 30+1 weeks along, and I know I said that I was going to do an update every week, in my last pregnancy update, but last week I was prevented from doing so because of life. Also, Laoise will be celebrating her 11th birthday tomorrow, which we’re all looking forward to celebrate with her, so this will be a short update!

Baby is now the size of a large cabbage, and I’ve been feeling him move around A LOT these past couple of days. He was already moving around quite a lot, so he’s definitely a very active little guy, that’s for sure, haha. I have not experienced any wild symptoms, apart from the nausea, since my last update, so I’m preparing myself to be feeling a little nauseaus throughout this pregnancy, just like I did when I was expecting Gráinne. And apart from gaining weight and becoming less and less flexible as the weeks pass by, nothing has really changed. But as long as baby and I are doing good, we’re happy!


Yes, it’s true. I am pregnant and I wasn’t even expecting to be pregnant again until Emilia turn 7 years old. I’ve know I was pregnant since my break in back in February. I didn’t tell Javier because I wanted it to be a surprise but then he ruined it by bring up my symptoms. I held my ground but then I accidentally told him but yeah, I pregnant guys and I’m so happy to be having a child again.

justjulia768  asked:

I just want to take a moment to let y'all know EXACTLY how obsessed with WAY I am.... For instance, today is my 16th birthday and I literally forgot it was my birthday, because I was busy obsessing over the fact that we get a new chapter today. And even now after I have remembered it's my birthday, getting a new chapter of WAY is still the highlight of my day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just thought I'd let you know Exactly how obsessed I am with your beautiful writing Cass.


You are the sweetest person and you deserve all the love and cake today. Plus a new chapter of WAY - which will be up in about 20-30 minutes!!

jencforcarolina replied to your post “Ok, makes sense Unless Andal Brask died earlier than we expected it’s…”

Wait what the fuck! They have the Crucible as active 126 years ago!? Last timeline fix had it created right after the Twilight Gap, about 30-40 years ago! Goddmanit bungo. I’m gonna have to reread so much shit now….

Where did you read that? Because I do know that people are trying to put together some kind of a timeline. But like my previous post about this topic I too am growing very frustrated in here not being any sort of clear timeline for the city. 

Most of the Grimoire on the topic uses really vague terms to describe anything, like what the fuck does ‘the recent history of the city’ actually mean? So far the 126 years ago is the only sort of clear information I was able to find. It was added in with Age of Triumph in a Ghost Fragment. 

the agency that was supposed to call me back friday never did, so i thought i was fucked and went about this week miserable applying to jobs all over again, sleeping too much and just generally being a depressed piece of shit. BUT THEN they called yesterday and ya girl has a shit office job starting part time at 30 hours a week for 14 an hour until they decide if i’m good enough to go full time

and that’s a really really big deal because i’ve been struggling financially since this year fucking started. i don’t know if this temp job is gonna last, or if i’m going to like it literally at all. but the important thing is that i still got it. so yeah. not unemployed. seeing my old roomie this weekend. going to chicago next weekend. can actually afford all that and rent next month. i am still surviving!!! 

anonymous asked:

Wondering if you have read the wonder that is Thick as Thieves yet? (And possibly feel inspired by developments in the book to dabble in that universe again.)

I HAVE NOT! the lack of a kindle edition means I am going to have to order the hardback online or ask my local book shop to get it in (both of which will cost around $30 and take a few weeks, minimum; THANKS AUSTRALIA), and I…hate owning hardback editions…

but I will probably suck it up and do that eventually because I have been SO DESPERATE for new content from that universe, and all the reactions/summaries I’ve seen so far have me very excited to read it.

if you don’t know what I am talking about: run and look into megan whalen turner’s the queen’s thief series RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. it’s superb.

in memorium

I made reference to this to Michelle when the @mymonthlyworkoutchallenge for May was announced, so I thought I’d explain it in more detail here.

The woman in the photo is my daughter, Tandra Martin-Dutcher. The pic was taken in 2003 when she was 24. She was the sort of person who didn’t have any “acquaintances”: If she knew you she was your friend through and through.

We lost Tandra to cancer in 2006. She held on bravely, but in the end the cancer took over.

It was because of my daughter that I asked to be on the Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation team for this month’s Challenge. And, yes, I know the ALSF deals with children’s cancer treatment and research. But as any father can tell you, Tandra will always be my little girl, even after she blessed me with three beautiful grandchildren.

I am posting this on May 30, 2017. Tandra would have turned 38 today.

Rest in peace, Tandra.

I was just thinking about how this guy makes me so sad and how i really just don’t know what I’ll do if he snaps me, and then 30 seconds after it’s him responding to my story. I don’t wanna talk to him at all cause he ruined me, but because he snapped me now all I wanna do is talk to him for hours. I miss him, I hate him, I still am not over him, and it’s not gonna change

so the most awkward thing just happened to me ever and i don’t know what to do. i opened my phone because i got a text from this guy my sister is kind of dating and well, of things i had expected, a… sexy pic, was not one of them. now i am sitting here like, was this an accidental text sent to the wrong person? is he coming on to me? either way, what a family disaster. not the way i had planned this week to go. it’s been 30 minutes and he has not texted anything else.