and i know it's not 4th of october anymore

Fake Swifties
  • Taylor: *breathes
  • Fake Swifties: BUT IF YOU LOOK BACK ON APRIL 4TH 2010 TAYLOR BREATHED HEAVIER THAN THAT SO SHE HAS CHANGED SO MUCH I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER ANYMORE!!!
  • Taylor: *blinks
  • Fake Swifties: ON OCTOBER 6TH 2014 TAYLOR BLINKED .02345 SECONDS FASTER THAN SHE JUST DID AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER ANYMORE SHE'S GONE OFF INTO THE DEEP END
  • Taylor: *walks
  • Fake Swifties: IF YOU LOOK AT THIS CANDID FROM 2008 YOU CAN SEE HER STRIDE IS 2.578 FEET BUT NOW IT'S 2.678 FEET AND THAT IS NOT HOW A "GOOD ROLE MODEL" WALKS I CAN'T BE IN THIS FANDOM AND SUPPORT SUCH THINGS