and i kind of hate it now

anonymous asked:

i feel like you should be kind to mega famous celebrity bowler tommy oakes. he could have been having a mood swing or something? maybe it's not his fault.

I hate to say it, but I do still love mega famous celebrity bowler Tommy Oakes. I don’t think Maisie is too pleased with him right now, though. At least a little bit of revenge is necessary.

TalesFromTheFrontDesk: Fuck Expedia

I haaaaaaaaaaaaate hate hate hate HATE 3rd Party reservations.

This lady calls me to confirm that her 3 reservations were made. She booked the rooms on I’m not sure how this works for 3rd party reservations, but for OUR hotel, our system goes down every Saturday from approximately 1AM-4 AM. During this time you are unable to modify or make new reservations. It tends to be kind of a pain in the ass but meh, I’ve worked for this company for over a year now so I’m used to it.

During this downtime, this lady had booked 3 rooms on They were not showing up on our end of things. The reservations were made for 8 nights apiece, checking in today, checking out on the 3rd.

Here’s the thing: our hotel has been sold out and inventory has been cut off for MONTHS due to a VERY popular band that will be performing in town this Saturday. So the fact that fucking Expedia overrode our inventory for THREE ROOMS really pissed me off. I called them to see what was going on on their end.

As it turns out, ONE out of three of the rooms were pushed through, the rest were not. Expedia couldn’t answer for me why the reservations hadn’t been put through to the system yet. The conversation went as follows:

Expedia: Could you please force sell 2 rooms so that this party can stay together?

Me: Absolutely not.

Expedia: Why not?

Me: Our hotel has been closed off inventory for months now due to a very popular concert downtown. The fact that these rooms were trying to get pushed through were a mistake on your part.

Expedia: Well this party needs to be together.

Me: Okay. Well the 1 room reservation is a room with 2 queen beds. That rooms 4.

Expedia: They need to have separate rooms.

Me: I can accommodate this until Saturday morning, but they will have to find alternate accommodations for the 1st and they can come back on the 2nd if they so wish.

Expedia: Why?

Me: Do you know of [band name]?

Expedia: No I do not

Me: Okay. Well they are a very widely regarded band, and all of downtown has been sold out since February of this year. I am not going to force sell 2 rooms and put us at risk of walking somebody due to an error on your staff.

Expedia: Is there a possibility you can walk two people?

Fuck these people, fuck the stupid scripts they have to follow, fuck them for not listening to me just FUCK YOU. There have been hotels from locations 45 minutes away that have been asking us if we have availability because they don’t.

Me: No, I will not be walking anybody. I won’t have anywhere to walk them to.

So, Expedia said they will be relocating them. Their card has already been charged. If Expedia ends up not listening to me and these 3 dudes come anyway, I’m putting them all in the room with 2 Queen beds and they will just have to deal. Even though we are sold out on that Saturday, we have a room that is a 2 queen suite. That’s 2 queen beds and a pull out couch. They can all room together as if it’s a goddamn dormitory.

Fuck you Expedia.

By: melodyponddd

anonymous asked:

whats your opinion of pride being more of a parade now instead of a protest against lgbtq hate. seeing people refer to it like some kind of party doesnt sit right w me

I wouldn’t necessarily be against that in and of itself — to be a marginalized person openly expressing pride in their identity can, itself, be a powerful act, and it’s okay if we do certain things just for connection and enjoyment.

That said, I’m distinctly unhappy about the presence of corporations and police regardless, as I feel like that neuters whatever power Pride has even in that context.

i wish that chicago dyke march would just admit that they tried to solve a complex problem with an easy fix and ended up doing the wrong thing. this entire situation has just produced the worst kind of discourse and its honestly really stressful to be around or hear abt. im a muslim now and the magen david doesnt hold any religious significance with me anymore. but to say that the magen david, the symbol on my babushkas grave, the symbol on the necklace she wore everyday, and the symbol that i see every year when i visit my family, is a symbol of hated and oppression? i wont accept that.

Tagged by @florbe-triz (I died many good deaths when I saw this notification so I don’t really care if you guys hate this type of thing a god tagged me and I’m doing it now no matter what.)

a - age: 16 (a not-quite-anymore fetus)

b - biggest fear: It used to be disappointment from others, but I think that’s kind of desensitized so now it’s mainly disappointment from myself. Might sound selfish, but, a lot less work (and also that desensitized thing).

c - current time: 08:20 am just woke up but didn’t post right away cause I’m lazy to finish this.

d - drink you last had: Water… unless you’re talking about actual drink drink, then orange juice (I can English).

e - every day starts with: Staying in bed with my comforter for two hours.

f - favorite song: I have so many different types of songs I like… I’ll just choose one from each genre: One Summer’s Day from Spirited Away, Black Parade from MCR, and Stupid from Brendan Macclean.

g - ghosts, are they real: Muaaaaaaayyybbeeee ?? Possssiiiiblyyyyyyy??? I don’t really think a whole lot about it, honestly.

h - hometown: Somewhere in Alabama idk. But my soul hometown is probably Hunan in China.

i - in love with: My bed/comforter/pillow. Even though I’m not there enough because of stuff to do and I should get more sleep.

j - jealous of: Good senses of humor. I want humor toO WHY AM I NOT FUNNY. (but I love good humor so much)

k - killed someone: billions of flies/spiders/ants in my homes. It’s kind of a reflex at this point.

l - last time you cried: Reading angst fanfiction. I cry really easily so, it’s not that hard to make me shed tears.

m - middle name: Yao. My mum’s last name. The same as the mean dude from the trio in Mulan (same in pronunciation in Chinese but probably not the same character, since many characters in Chinese are similar sounding but not the same writing or meaning).

n - number of siblings: 0. Aloooone foreveeerrr. (maybe a good thing guys how are your siblings if you have any?)

o - one wish: I wish for a happy life. I was gonna wish for a good job, but maybe I won’t be very happy with it. If I was a stronger person maybe I would choose to wish for a good job and take my happiness in my own hands but I’m not, so.

p - person you last called/texted: My friends on Skype (does this count?)

q - questions you’re always asked: “Did you find last night’s homework easy?“ “Why are you late??” and “Holy shit why is your backpack like that YOU NEED A NEW BACKPACK.” (i mean it’s a half question it counts) (also my backpacks break incredibly easily since I stuff them with too many books consistently and they’re not the best quality)

r - reasons to smile: Good sunsets, my friends when they’re being nice, my parents, a good night of rest, random nice strangers in everyday life.

s - song last sang: Stupid by Brendan Macclean again XD

t - time you woke up: 8 am (cuz it’s summer. I actually GOT UP at maybe 10 am)

u - underwear color: The color of I Don’t Know I’m Not Pulling Down My Pants Right Now

v - vacation destination: Switzerland. Just because. Maybe Ireland for the potato based foods. Irish nachos.

w - worst habit: I procrastinate by procrastinating my procrastination.

x - x-rays you’ve had: For the dentist.

y - your favorite food: Rice. My mom’s cooking (her eggs and vegetables dish). (real) Chinese food. Mexican food (avocados preferred).

z - zodiac sign: Fishy fishy.

I shall now tag @sympathykick @katfuzz @naruysae @koomaart @unluckychoices @bibliophileap and anyone else who sees this to try this as well. Unless you don’t like these types of posts… then, um, carry on. Thank you for reading.

Musings... probably delete later.

So… I might delete this later… because I’m way more concerned about the things Tumblr is doing that’s making life hard for people for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER. That’s way more important to focus on right now.

I do kind of feel the need to state my observations though. I’m going to be intentionally vague and general here.

I’ve seen before a lot of people get mad if their meshes were used without permission. I think this is fair. If they did the work, they should get to decide what is done with the end result, regardless of what anyone else thinks they should do.

I’ve seen people get mad because some creators put their content behind adfly links (or the like), or want donations. I understand their complaint, but I also feel that again… the creator did the work, if that’s how they want to distribute their content, that is their choice. And the most common response to peole complaining about content that requires a donation or uses adfly links is… ‘Don’t download it then. No one is forcing you to.’ And/Or ‘Make your own then, if you can.’

What I’ve witnessed today though… is literally that a creator who only offers their content via a donation… seems very angry that someone - without complaining, without insulting the creator, without using the creator’s meshes at all - made their own similar CC and offered it to others for free.

If I were to take a count of the number of similar/practically identical items I’ve seen made by different creators in the Sims community… it would be an incredibly long list. Seriously, I agree and would defend a creator’s right to decide what is done with their own meshes. It seems ridiculous though, to claim that because you’ve meshed an item, no one else is allowed to mesh that. Especially if it isn’t something you imagined from scratch, but is something you saw a picture of or found online somewhere.

Most creators don’t make things someone else has made, but not because it’s ‘courtesy’ or a ‘rule’, but because why should they put in that work when people can just download the one that’s already been made? So mostly they only do it when they decide they want something slightly different, or the item is not accessible for some reason.

I’m relatively new to this community, but what I learned by observation is that if you don’t like something someone is doing with their CC - not complaining or insulting or bashing people and simply not downloading their content… and making your own if you can… is what you’re SUPPOSED to do.

Drawing Kaiza: Feet are the bane of my existence...

Got the urge to draw today and decided that my subject of focus should be a full body sketch (because I apparently hate myself) of Hikagami Kaiza.

Generally my process consists of starting with the head, wire-framing it out and getting a general idea of what kind of proportions I want as I work on the shoulders, then the torso and arms.

Note that the head only looks big right now because I’m using it as a placeholder for the hair. Everything will start slimming down once I start detailing the face, but that’s something that I usually focus on last.

Then after cursing and sputtering over the hips/legs/feet until I’m red in the face, I move on to the more sporadic part. The clothes~

Choosing to Respect Yourself

If you feel you don’t really respect yourself then take a quick look at the list below and try to makes some changes in your daily life.

1. Ask yourself: “What does it mean to respect someone?” We have different ideas about the qualities and traits that are worthy of recognition and respect. For example, it could include being honest and reliable, being the kind of person who will listen and be there, or being understanding and trustworthy. Now ask if you have some of these qualities and traits. If so, you deserve to give yourself respect.

2. Treat yourself with kindness and proper respect. Stop and think about the kinds of things you say about yourself (“I’m ugly; I’m a failure; I hate myself; There’s no point in trying as I’m bound to fail”). You’d never say those kinds of things to someone else you loved – so why are you insulting and putting yourself down? Stop treating yourself badly – and start showing respect.

3. When others disrespect you, stand up for yourself. When people are rude, or expect too much of you, don’t feel you have to take it – or there’s nothing you can do. Believe you deserve better and stand up for yourself.

4. Take care of you mental and physical health. Respect that you have limits and can’t do everything. Sometimes you need a break or some time on your own. Also, if you love who you are then you will treat your body well. Don’t treat it like a garbage can and or exercise!

5. Find out who you are. You’re unique – with your own gifts and personality. Don’t copy other people or be a replica. Don’t bury who you are - to get approval or be loved. Be true to yourself and try to follow your own heart.

happy birthday you wonderful kid, thanks for being amazing all the time. hope u have a great bday!! sending lots of love and hugs your way ❤️❤️❤️ @danielhowell

i could be good with you

Summary: Cuddling up to Otabek has always been easy and normal for Yuri. So when Otabek starts avoiding him, it hurts a lot more than he expects. (2nd place giveaway prize for @some-sort-of-firefly !! Prompt: confessions and first kisses. otayuri. word count: 1237)

They’ve always been comfortable with being close together physically. That’s how it’s been, and that’s how it always will be.

At first, it was never the way Viktor and Yuuri are always draped over each other in public – god, Yuri would rather never step foot on the ice again than be anything like those two – but it’s more of the subtle things, such as Yuri wrapping his arms around Otabek during motorcycle rides, or Otabek’s hand gently holding the small of Yuri’s back as he leads them through the streets.

Then it started becoming, well, less subtle. Such as the multiple times Yuri has tackles Otabek in a hug after a long period of time without seeing each other, Otabek playing with Yuri’s hair and braiding it to different styles, and falling asleep together on the same bed, arms wrapped around each other.

For Yuri, it’s something natural, comforting. Nothing calms him down more than Otabek’s touch, warm and steady and easy to focus on when he’s starting to lose his temper. He’s sure that his best naps he’s had have always been with Otabek’s arms around him. Otabek is such a comforting presence that is now hard to live without.

As of late, though, he’s noticed that Otabek has been distancing himself from him, physically. Everything else has been the same, but Otabek no longer plays with his hair or takes his hand, or, well, anything. He’s been conscious with how he moves when he’s around Yuri, and whenever Yuri tries to initiate the contact himself, it only takes a few minutes before Otabek gently moves Yuri’s hands away from him.

It’s… concerning. And lonely, he finds out, when Otabek smiles at him apologetically that night and says he’d rather sleep in his own hotel room for the rest of their time in France for the Grand Prix Finals. He doesn’t get much sleep that night. And when he sees Otabek yawning and rubbing his eyes the next day, he knows he isn’t the only one.

So what gives?

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May I present to you: Jensen “I Hate Cats” Ackles and Misha “My True Form Is an *Actual* Cat” Collins

So I’m reposting this image on my art blog because it’s buried on a blog I no longer use, and this image deserves to see the light of the sun again.

This was from Chicon 2015.  There’s a pretty funny story that goes with it.

My friend and I came up with the idea to ask them to wear cat ears.

(Here I am, trying to push the blame off on her… let’s be real: this was MY idea.)

Anyway, we giggled at the thought of asking them to wear the cat ears and play with a ball of yarn because, I guess, we’re bad people? It was funny talking about it. It was funny planning it. 

But then, when you’re standing in line holding two headbands with cat ears clipped to them and clutching a tangled ball of yarn and slowly approaching two of the most beautiful men you’ve ever seen, it maybe doesn’t sound as funny anymore.  Because you’re going to have to look these men, who you are suddenly TERRIFIED of, right in their BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN EYES and ask them to do something VERY silly.

My friend and I planned our strategy while waiting in line. Everyone says that the photo ops go SO FUCKING FAST. Well, they’re not lying. We knew we wouldn’t have a ton of time to explain what we wanted them to do. My friend asked me if we were actually going to do this. It wasn’t too late for us to take our own ears off and stash the pairs we brought for Jensen and Misha and just ask for  hug instead. But no, I had bought those damn rainbow cat ears, and I had this image in my head, and I was all in at that point. We agreed that she would hold Jensen’s pair and go straight to him and explain, and I would hold Misha’s pair and the yarn, and do the same for him.

It was finally our turn. I made a beeline for Misha, holding out the ears in offering. His eyes zeroed in on the headband and he gave a bemused smile.

“CanyoupleaseputtheseonMishapleasethankyou!” I managed to squeak out. Misha smiled and took the headband and put it on, and the moment those ears touched his head he got this haughty little look on his face. His back arched just a little bit.  I swear, in that moment, that man became a fucking cat. He somehow just casually embodied the collective universal feline energy, and it was instantaneous.

I glanced over at my friend, and she’d clearly asked Jensen the same thing, because he took the headband, and with the BIGGEST, MOST EXAGGERATED long-suffering sigh and a massive eye roll, he put the ears on his head. He looked fucking adorable. And grumpy. He literally WAS a grumpy cat.

We moved in to pose, and I remembered the yarn. I held it out at them, babbling something like, “Canyouguys, justlike,  playwiththeyarntogetherTHANKYOUSO MUCHOHGODOHGODOHGOD”. Misha grabbed the yarn and held it out to Jensen, who gave another eye roll.  I stepped back, unable to do anything other than SQEE internally. And then…click. It was done.

They took their headbands off and handed them back to us. Misha fussed with his hair.  Jensen was actually smiling, but in a very sassy, y’all are weird and I don’t understand you and I think there is actually something wrong with you kind of way. My friend and I thanked them profusely, and we started walking away, dazed and euphoric.

We must have gotten about five feet away when we both heard Jensen call out, “I FUCKING HATE CATS!” We looked over our shoulders, and Jensen and Misha cracking up was the last thing we saw as we were ushered out of the room.


So yeah. That’s the story of how Misha is apparently an avatar of sacred feline grace, and Jensen just really fucking hates cats.

And now this image exists.

You’re welcome, internet.


Also, I’ve recently started using this as a meme background for my “Quotes Without Context” on my meme page.

The quote that inspired me to use this image?

“I’d rather be watching the news with my cat.”

If anyone is interested in were I got the ears, they were purchased from PricelessCompanions on Etsy. They are awesome.

A year ago we had an adventurer write in to ask for badge for existing, because they were finding it hard after  The Pulse shooting. This was our response:

Hey, I know this is shitty. I know it’s scary and it fucking hurts.

I know because I am also angry and sad and scared. But I’ve always believed in being vindictively happy. Celebrate who you are because you are brilliant and strong and amazing. Love yourself and those around you harder than you ever have in your life because that’s exactly the kind of thing the world needs right now. And if you’re too sad and tired for all that, it’s okay. I understand. There’s a whole community here to support you until you can.  

Celebrate. Love. Be happy. It’s the best fuck you to those who hate you.

modern soc au


  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • "I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee


  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 


  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings


  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 


  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib


  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s


  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”