and i kind of hate it now

  • me: I'm happy to be helpful, but I haven't exercised in a long time, so helping with this heavy construction work has been tough. my soft sweet marshmallow muscles are sore all over :(
  • my old lady grandma, completely dead serious: oh, well of course. it isn't fair for you to be asked to help with that kind of work, that isn't a job for a girl
  • me: *suddenly gets second, third, and fourth wind* I CAN DO ANYTHING MY EQUALLY SEDENTARY BROTHERS CAN DO, I AM THE HEIGHT OF AN AVERAGE GROWN MAN, I HAVE TWO ARMS AND TWO HANDS AND TWO LEGS, AND A TORSO WITH MUSCLES CONNECTING ALL THOSE EXTREMITIES, I'M GOING BACK RIGHT NOW TO TEAR ALL THE SHELVING IN ALL THE CLOSETS DOWN WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER BY MYSELF, I CAN'T EMPHASIZE HOW MUCH I HATE THE WOMAN-HATING CULTURE I WAS BORN IN

anonymous asked:

the only reason dan wants phil to get laser i surgery is bc dan wants to wear glasses now(the fake fashiony aestheticy kind) but he didnt want to wear them at the same time as phil

i hate dan

anonymous asked:

Hi, I was scrolling through the everlark tag and found your blog. I wanted to know if you still actively post about everlark or THG. I know it's been like a year and a half since the last movie and I'm really late to the game but for some reason I didn't really get into THG until now. And I want to be a part of the fandom but is there much of a fandom left? Can you please recommend me other blogs to follow? Especially if they have written/still write fic for it. Thank you!

man i’m kind of jealous you’re getting to discover THG and Everlark and the wonderful world of fic just now, that’s kind of exciting. welcome to the fandom! honestly it’s nice to know new people are still discovering the series.

i still post about THG/Everlark, though i post a lot about politics and other fandoms now too (The 100, The Hating Game, etc etc), but i’ll never abandon Everlark. i actually just finished an Everlark drabble, maybe i can post it tonight. i don’t read as much Everlark fic as i used to, but if i see stories i’ve been following for a while or new stories from authors i love, i definitely read and reblog those. almost everyone i follow is an Everlark shipper, a lot are Everlark writers, and some are still actively involved in the fandom. i’ll try to tag a few blogs that you might be interested in following who have stories, either current or old, you might be interested in reading. there are of course many more out there, so i just encourage going through these blogs and clicking around on posts and other blogs to find authors and their fics. that’s what i did when i first got started.

@everlarkficquestions
@badnovels
@papofglencoe
@deinde-prandium
@andthisisthewonder
@promptsinpanem

my tumblr is just progressively turning into an alteration between shitposting, crying about my ocs, and posting about hating myself, so here’s all three at once:

-I gave my Ryder a tool hairstyle and I love him so much
-I hate myself especially a lot today (mostly body image and future-me shit)
-Cody bought a ring sizer and made me test out how big my left ring finger was so that was !!!!


If I’m not responding to you on messenger/asks I’m kind of in that bad anti-social funk right now but know that i love you all

anonymous asked:

Can you even believe that woman has the audacity to show up at the pub on the day Aaron comes home? Rebecca, darling, you are a horrible person. And I hate you.

Actually I can believe it. She’s never showed Aaron any kind of respect, she’s not about to start now is she

 okay honestly look this episode is not About this but

miles: i think she’s in love with you
juli: i don’t think so
miles: it’s the ONLY EXPLANATION!! unless…. she really ignored you because she can’t stand you
juli: isn’t there an explanation in between?
miles: well, you’re not an in between kind of guy
juli: what do you mean?
miles: well, people either love you or hate you.
juli: really?
miles: i mean, i hated you when we first met
juli: i remember…
miles: but now…. [long pause]
juli: and now?
miles: well….. now i don’t.

i’ve seen the second half of this in a gifset before but NOBODY TOLD ME THEY WERE EXPLICITLY DISCUSSING ROMANTIC LOVE BEFORE………….. GUYS……………….

anonymous asked:

true about the cait thing! she used to be understanding and kind (and super smart which she still is) but now she's selfish and constantly reduced to being the new white guy (hunter and julian's) love interet -_- like leave her alone and write her better smh and people hate on iris for existing when she's a literal goddess

honestly!!! season 3 was the final straw for me especially after she kept part of the stone and lied to everyone about it… i hope they actually use her for something.

honestly i love the concept of hunk just. making jokes about galra keith all the time now. bc he knows keith is worried about allura (and possibly others) hating him now so hunk is determined to make it seem like it’s not a big deal by constantly making light of it.

  • hunk: [points to a galra drone] keith is that your brother
  • keith: [walks into the room]
    hunk: [starts blasting E.T.]
  • “his parents may still be part of the empire”
    hunk: oh my god keith what if zarkon is your mom
  • pidge: dude i’d love to see inside area 51
    hunk: same [turns to keith] can you hook us up?
  • hunk: what kind of weird alien stuff are you up to?
    keith: i’m…eating breakfast…
    hunk: man aliens are wild
  • [on a purple planet]
    hunk: keith, you’ll blend in with the scenery
    keith: i’M STILL NOT PURPLE
  • hunk: hey siri are galra allergic to taking showers

Go for the thing you actually want to do.  

Many students, teachers and family told me studying 2D animation in school from 2009- 2013 was foolish because there were already no more 2D animation jobs, and that I should study 3D animation. But I hate rigorous, technical work, I honestly hate computers all together. I’m not built for that kind of thinking, and I’m not interested in it. I was and am far more interested in drawing and film making than mastering technology. I’m almost four years out of school now, and have now had far better career opportunities than many of my 3D classmates because I am passionate about what I do.

My senior year of college,  I narrowed the parts of the animation process that I am most interested in to writing and storyboarding. But, I was afraid to pursue those jobs because I knew from interning in studios that they were highly coveted positions. So, I went for cleanup and animation jobs, hoping to work my way up. I even got lucky and landed character design work down the line, though I’m not particularly interested in design. It was only when i started taking storyboarding classes, making storyboards in my spare time, pursuing storyboarding jobs, calling myself a storyboard artist, that those opportunities started to become available to me. And it turns out, I’m far better at storyboarding than I was at those other positions, because it’s the thing I enjoy the most. This is not to say “don’t take that cleanup job that pays the bills.” Take that job, and do online storyboarding classes at night, and read storyboarding blogs on your lunch break, make storyboard samples and comics in your free time on nights and weekends… Then, ask for storyboard tests, and test and test and test. It might take a while, no worries. Go ahead and put ‘storyboard artist’ on your website in the meantime instead of ‘illustrator’ or 'cleanup’ or whatever your more accurate fallback job is.

Don’t work in a studio in your fallback job and wait for someone to give you the opportunity. You might think because you are hard working at your compromise job, the management will reward loyalty with the job you politely asked for, or maybe were even too polite to actually ask for. They won’t give you that job. They probably won’t even help you get that job. So test within that studio if they’ll let you, and apply other places in the meantime while you keep paying the bills with that job.

There’s no excuse to me. Even people who want to direct can direct their own animated shorts in their spare time and build up a commercial directing portfolio from those shorts. You can do the same thing making crappy live action films with borrowed equipment in your spare time. It’s costly and time consuming, but you can throw your musician friend a couple bucks for the score, get a compositor buddy to throw effects on your short in exchange for some animation she needs, and buy a bunch of friends pizza to help you clean up scenes or hold lights or whatever. I’ve done it before.

I used storyboards as an example above, (read blogs during lunch, etc.) but apply that same tenacity towards whatever you want to do: vis dev, character design, comic penciler, stop motion fabricator, 3D modeler, whatever. I want to be a writer now, that’s the next hurdle for me. I’ve written two pilots and I’m taking it seriously, going to writing events, talking to people, refining my work and writing new material, and generally conducting myself as a writer. I have no idea how long, or even if this will take, but I’m pursuing it like it’s real because I enjoy writing, so I think I’d be good at it. Please don’t be one of these people that talks about all the stuff you’re “working on”, when you are really just thinking about working on that stuff. Too many of those in the world, please just go and get things done. “There are those who write, and those who talk about writing.” An adage I like. Apply it to whatever you like “There are those who design characters, and those who talk about designing characters…”

So please, everyone, go for what you want, don’t stop short now. You’ll be a lot better at your job when you’re doing the thing you like.

Seijou Players As (More) Things That Have Been Said In My Workplace

Oikawa: Joke’s on you, as my employee you’re contractually obligated to come to my funeral!

Iwaizumi: I kind of want to adopt you… if only so I could ground you and take away your internet.

Hanamaki: Look, I know the scones are a best seller, but they’re a bitch to make so I hate them on principle.

Matsukawa: I’m sorry, it sounds like you’re asking me to be unhappy about something while I’m holding a tray filled with fresh cooked bacon. I’m afraid I can’t do both and you will pry this bacon from my cold, dead hands.

Yahaba: I know our relationship is based heavily on sarcasm but right now I am being so serious when I say get the fuck out of my kitchen.

Kyoutani: Overtime?? Ugh, it’s bad enough I had to leave my house to get here…

Watari: HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT!! Everyone eat a cupcake and relax!

Kindaichi: (whispering) Why is everyone so gentle with the croissants, but so rough with my feelings?

Kunimi: Look, you’re my boss. And it is very important to me that you understand that that is the only reason I’m not flipping you off right now.

i hate now that everyone’s going to be “oh wow shes so EVIL and TWISTED and BLABLA” when it’s like??? 

she and her friends have been manipulated and lied to so many times and then fucking left for DEAD in SPACE by the crystal gems and you SERIOUSLY THINK she wouldn’t want to get some kind of revenge on them in a similar strain??

and the fact she KNEW they would immediately trust her for being “the soft one” fucking makes it for me too its like fuck yeah babe get these losers on their butchphobia 

10

* Can you believe it’s been a year since I started this blog, and what a life-changing year that was for me.

* As mentioned above, I first sketched this comic way back in March, on a really bad mental health day - a kind of day that I would be going through on an uncomfortably regular basis at the time. However due to the rise of this blog’s popularity, and growth of my fanbase, I can honestly say that I have had the best year of my life. I never received any hate mail. I never got into any arguments. All that you, my followers, have ever given me, was the kind of mass support I’ve NEVER known online until now.

* This comic was, obviously, made with Papyrus in mind, and how he helped me face my issues, but today, fully finished, it’s for all of you as well. For your support, for giving me something I can look forward to every day I check the internet, for all the encouraging words, for caring for my health, for all the beautiful fan art, for the lovely people that I met.

* Undertale, Papyrus, and this blog have changed my life in ways I never thought possible, and for this I want to sincerely thank you.

* So here’s hoping to another year of silly comics and good vibes!

* Nyehfully yours,

* -Jim

I couldn’t resist.

@stardefiant @skammmed 

i.
you’re the kind of person who says sorry

when they don’t mean sorry.
you just want me to stop having feelings
so you don’t have to think about what you did wrong.

you don’t even fucking listen to me when i speak

so i’m done speaking.

ii.
i hate you so much. there’s no way

hatred isn’t this feeling. my blood is boiling.

you’re still choosing her over me,

even as friends.
you don’t deserve my friendship.

you never did.

iii.
i write a poem about me leaving you

and you see it so you text me.
i don’t answer because i fucking hate you

but i feel guilty about it the entire day.

iiii.

you text me again. you say “hey.”

you tell me you saw my snapchat story

and you hope i’m having fun. you ask me

how school’s going. you’re so good

at pretending you care. you’re so good at it,

i believe you.

iv.

i always give in.

i always text you back eventually.

and you’re so fucking nice to me,
i forget about all of the things you did wrong.

all of the lies. the times

you were threading your hands in her hair

when i was breaking down.

vi.

why can’t you make this easy?

why can’t you fucking leave?

—  I DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
4

I USED TO HATE MY SMILE.

I used to stand in the mirror, full of self hatred that i almost forgot what it looked like. I used to wish my top lip was fuller, my teeth straighter and whiter and I noticed every little imperfection. I used to never smile with teeth, i used to avoid it. But now, almost a year later, although I’m still not entirely comfortable with myself or my smile, i no longer hate it, I embrace it because my smile shows me, it shows me laughing, and being happy. Which is how i want to look. You are all beautiful, embrace that 💙

neil and andrew’s first kiss is so important

it’s andrew giving in to an impulse he’s been fighting off because he knows deep down kissing neil would not be anything like kissing roland. because he cares about neil and he hates it but he knows that there’s no turning back now

it’s neil figuring out that he really does want this but still unsure if it’s worth the risk

it’s andrew saying ‘tell me no’ and neil not saying anything because he’s kind of in the middle of a crisis and he wants to kiss andrew, he doesn’t want to say ‘no’ but he can’t say ‘yes’ yet either

and it’s andrew pushing neil away even though he doesn’t tell him ‘no’ because he didn’t say ‘yes’ either and he knows that even if he had neil isn’t in any state of mind to be able to give consent

that kiss on the roof is the start of everything and andrew is terrified of falling but he’s really too late to stop it