and i just stopped and got food omg

Just started dating AUs
  • “I came over for dinner and tried your cooking for the first time and you’re such a good cook I’m practically having an orgasm over here oh my god………. stop laughing at me!!” au
  • “We were about to have our first bath together and I was feeling a bit self conscious but then I noticed how much freaking bUBBLE BATH YOU HAVE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT FOR……………. actually please can we have bubbles I’m secretly just a kid okay” au
  • “I’m really REALLY attracted to you and the first time we had sex I came way too quickly and got super embarrassed about it but you just found it endearing and now you won’t stop smiling at me omg I need to bury my face in this pillow for a thousand years” au
  • “You had no idea that I am allergic to X food/medicine/flowers and now I’m pretty sure I’m having a reaction and we’re gonna have to go to the emergency room like I’ll be fine but just fucking kiss me rly good in case I die okay, okay” au
  • “Why did you pick THAT emoji to go by my contact name oh my god you beautiful weirdo” au
Your Birthday (Jeff X Reader)

You woke up to someone kissing you, you shot up.

“Happy Birthday babe!” You turned to see Jeff laying next to you,

“How did you get in?” You said rubbing your eyes.

“Wow so no thank you and no kiss back?” He pretended to be hurt while placing his hand over his heart, you giggled.

“Thank you babe.” You smiled while hugging him, he pouted,

“No kiss.” You giggled again and gave him a little peck. Your parents barged into the room holding a cake you smiled widely,

“Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Y/N, Happy Birthday to you!” They all cheered, you blew out the candles.

“What did you wish for?!” Jeff asked excitedly,

“Obviously if I tell you it isn’t going to come true.” You giggled he pouted once again. Really all you wished for was to always have the people you love with you, including Jeff.

“So babe, the plan for today is I’m taking you out to dinner,” Jeff put his arm around you and whispered in your ear,

“So wear something hot.” You could feel him smirking. He smiled, you looked at him and kissed his lips.

“Hey, don’t make a baby in here!” Your parents yelled, you had forgotten they were in the room because every time your with Jeff it feels like it’s only you two.

Jeff left, telling you that he’d pick you up at 6pm, which right now was 10am so you had 8 hours to yourself. You went through your phone replying to all the birthday messages from everyone. You walked downstairs to find presents and balloons in the center of the living room. There was at least 5 presents and more than 30 balloons,

“Awe thanks you guys!” You thanked your family,

“Don’t thank us, those agents our presents, they’re all from Jeff…” Your mom said while slicing the cake, you had a shock expression written on your face.

“Ugh he better have not spent a lot of money on me.” You said walking over to the gifts, you opened the first one. You gasped, a rose gold princess ring.

“That’s beautiful.” Your mom gasped from behind you, you called him immediately. He answered within seconds,

“JEFF I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABE BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BUY IT!” You could hear his laugh through then phone which warmed your heart.

“Anything for my princess.” You could sense his smirk even if you weren’t face to face with him.

“Open the rest!” He said cheerily, you opened the second present, it was a bunch of cute clothes,

“Thank youuuuuuu.” You thanked him, you opened the third present,

“A GIFTCARD FOR MCDONALDS FOR OUR 1 AM DATES!” You said excitedly which made him laugh,

“The ones that give me a heart attack because you’re not in your room at 1 am,” your mom stated, you and Jeff just laughed nervously,

“Sorry Mrs. Y/L/N.” Jeff said over the phone, you opened present number four.

“Jeffrey!” You gasped once again, he had gotten you a necklace with a heart that had your guys’ date carved in.

“This necklace is so beautiful.” You said while admiring it,

“Glad you like it! Now present number five!” He said impatiently, you opened it and it was an album inside were the hundreds of photos you two took. You smiled going through all of it,

“Do you like it?” Jeff asked,

“I love it.” You smiled,

“You didn’t have to spend this much money on me.” You stated putting all the presents back carefully so you could take them to your room.

“Anything for my princess.” He said again, you smiled.

“There’s another present under your bed.”

“Jeffrey how many more presents did you get me?!”

“I mean I totally don’t have more in my car..”

“JEFFREY!” You could feel him smiling through the phone,

“Just go open the one in your room.” You went to your room and looked under your bed where two boxes laid, you opened the first one. It was a beautiful dress,

“Jeff—”
“You better not ask how much that cost! Now open the second one!”

You opened it, they were earring a to go along with the dress.

“I love you so much, Jeff.” You said in awe,

“Wear that to our date, now I have to go bye babe love you too!” He hung up. The rest of the day you spent eating cake up until 4:30 you had decided that you should start getting ready. You took a shower and put on the dress, you looked at it in awe. You put on some shoes that went with the dress and put on the earrings along with the necklace. You did your hair and applied a small amount of makeup,

“Honey, Jeff is her—you look beautiful.” Your mom said walking over to you, you smiled. You walked downstairs where Jeff was wearing a button down shirt the same color as your dress with some skinny jeans. You giggle and walked up to him,

“You look beautiful.” He stared at you in awe, you guys walked out of the house and as soon as you closed the door Jeff hollered,

“DAMN GIRL YOU LOOK GOOD AS FUCK!” You giggled, while pecking his lips. He opened the door for you and you went in, once he came in on the other side he cupped your cheeks and kissed you.

You guys arrived at the restaurant and got seated quite fast, you two ordered and waited for your food to arrive. You looked up at Jeff, he was just staring at you with the biggest smile on his face,

“You’re hot.” He stated not taking his eyes off of you, you giggled.

“You’re hot too.” You said also staring at him, the food arrived and you two started eating. As you guys were eating you looked up to see Jeff staring at you again,

“You’re so beautiful.” He said not taking his eyes off of you, you blushed.

“Omg stop staring at me.” You whined while laughing, he smiled,

“I can’t help it you’re so cute!” He said defending himself, you guys were done after a while and were just sitting down talking. Jeff stood up and got on one knee, you put your hand over your mouth,

“Don’t worry, don’t worry, I’m not asking you to marry me, we’re far too young, But I just wanted to give you this promise ring to promise you that I will marry you and love you forever.” He slid the ring on your finger,

“AWE THEY JUST GOT MARRIED!” Someone in the back hollered, you looked up to see everyone in the restaurant facing at you guys, you were about to say something when Jeff whispered,

“Play along.” And winked, you giggled and raised your hand in the air so everyone could see your ring. Everyone awed and congratulated you guys, you guys also got a free dessert out of it. As soon as you guys walked out of the restaurant you guys burst out laughing,

“Hey at least we got some good ass cake for free.” You giggled, he nodded. You two got in the car and like always as soon as Jeff got in he cupped your cheeks and kissed you.

“I promise you, that one day that will be an actual engagement ring.” He said pointing at your ring, you pecked his lips. You guys drove back home, during the car ride you guys sang along to so many songs.

“Oh, her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining
Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her trying
She’s so beautiful
And I tell her everyday.” He sang to you, you smiled holding his hand,

“When I see your face
There’s not a thing that I would change
‘Cause you’re amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
‘Cause girl, you’re amazing
Just the way you are” He placed his hand on your chin,

“Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she’d let me
Her laugh her laugh, she hates but I think it’s so sexy
She’s so beautiful
And I tell her everyday” It was a stop so he quickly pecked your lips, you smiled at him. The whole car ride he continued singing you love songs and you would sing back to him.

When you guys got home he came in with you, your mom smiled when she saw both of you,

“How was dinner—” She gasped and placed her hand on her mouth,

“YOU PROPOSED?!” She yelled, you and Jeff looked at each other and laughed,

“No no no, don’t worry Mrs. Y/L/N, as much as I would love to Mary her, were still far too young.” Jeff laughed, your mom sighed in relief. She playfully punched his shoulder. That night before Jeff left, he kissed you and pointed to the ring,

“One day.”

@in-my-dreams-2000 happy birthday love❣️
feels just like the first time (frank castle)

Originally posted by gradytraviis

(omg this got so long but what can i say……i am a sucker for that sweet, sappy frank castle. i always headcanoned him as kinda mushy and soft, and when he gets a crush one someone, it’s sooooo sugary-sweet. he can’t stop himself. he’s a big lover!! i love him so much oh my god.)

(warnings: food, swearing, an excess of fluffiness and sweetness)

(part one here, but not super necessary for context! it’s just frank on a date with the girl that caught his eye :’D)


The second she arrives, Frank jumps to his feet, carnations held in a deathgrip by his side. His face flickers between his attempt at stoicism and a smile, because, God, she looks so pretty.

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hide-away-sun  asked:

Hi! I have a question, as a girl in high school, I spend six hours a day away from, my house, and from food. I only consume around 100 cals from 7:00 am to 3:00 pm. But whenever I get home from school I'm always ravenous, and eat a lot. How can I stop these mini binges?? Thanks a lot, I hope you have a good day!

Omg this was me in my final year of highschool, it was the worst. What worked for me was preparing something to eat previously that was low calorie and in a regular portion so that when I got home I didn’t just instantly binge on whatever I could find. Also I would drink a litre bottle of water on the way home so I would be full of water by the time I got home. Hope this helps x

bratsims  asked:

happy birthday omg :'-) ♡♡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@.@ i’m…. i’m dead, i think my heart just stopped, like, not to be creepy, but momma brat you are so wonderful. THANK YOU SO MUCH. <3 <3 <3 btw I downloaded Talon too and i locked him in a basement with no food and water b/c that’s what he deserves out of life. rip ginger demon spawn

Musician thoughts during a performance

“Are we starting?”

“Oh we’re starting ok.”

“Ok this isn’t so bad :)”

“Oh my - it’s the one spot”

“Don’t mess this up”

“You practiced this you know how it goes”

“You messed it up, great”

“Omg when is this damn song going to end”

“Do you think the conductor would notice if I just got up and got food right now.”

“omg why are my hands shaking so much”

“BREATHE”

“I’m dying plz help me”

“If my fingers fall off from playing all these notes I’m not going to even be sad about it”

“SERIOUSLY WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END I HAVE THINGS TO DO.”

“ANDDD- done. See that wasn’t so bad, you did fine.”

“Now stand up you moron and bow”

“Why hasn’t the audience stopped clapping yet”

“Please stop clapping you’re making this weird”

“Okay….you guys can sit down now”

“Okay you guys aren’t seeming to stop. I’m just gonna sit down now and just wait till this thing is over.”

I'm not Cute or Short. (Older!Damian x Reader)

Pairings: Older!Damian x Reader

Warnings: idk tbh

Request: Hiya! Can I request older Damian who has a short s/o? Like out of no where he notices his s/o’s height and he just loves it? Thank you! - anon

a/n: omg I was freaking out when I got a request. Anyways, I love the request so much and the first thought of it made me descent into awe and cuteness. Ps. Sorry if it’s too short..
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You thought going to the amusement park with Damian would be a great idea that was until all the cool rides had the most unfair height requirements. You both walked away from another heart stopping Roller-coaster demanding for you to be just a little bit taller. You crossed your arms as you headed for the food stands. “I hope you know your height is the best thing about you, right?” He spoke softly catching up to you. “It isn’t if doesn’t let me get onto any rides.” You frown. He furrowed his eyebrows with confused look. “I do not understand. There are so many adorable things about your shortness.” He pats your head. “Hey! I am not short. I am just not as tall the people who are actually tall.” You punched him playfully. “Nope, you are short and I love it.” He plants a kiss onto your forehead.

“Damian, I am not cute and neither am I short” You said seriously.

“you are.”

“no.”

“but you are cute.”

“fine I am short bu-”

“you are cute.”

“nope.”

“I love you and you are cute.”

“Well when you say it like that I’ll accept it.” You said laughing.

“Why are you even noticing this only now?” You ask. “Well, No one has ever really mentioned it.” He said smiling. “I appreciate your comforting words, but I’m still just the problem I am” You sighed. You looked around the food stands in despair, not over the recent conversation. Suddenly, Damian’s face lit up. “I promise you a perfect just the way you are.” He held your hand. You smiled happily “Well, when you say it, It makes everything better.”.

“Now, I have to go the bathroom. Why don’t you get some food and refreshments?” He said letting go off your hand. You nod your head as you both went your separate ways.

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“What is taking Damian so long? It’s been thirty minutes.” The thought bounced through your head. You sat at a table with two iced-teas and cheesy nachos. You saw a silhouette that appeared like Damian’s and called his name “Damian!”. He looked at you a brisk walked towards you. “I’m sorry I took so long, Beloved.” He huffed taking a seat. “Yeah, you took thirty minutes.” You said giggling. “Anyways, we must eat fast. I have something to show you.” He smiled grabbing a Nacho.
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“Dami, I.. We already went here. I’m too short.” You whispered as he continued pulling towards the ride. “and it’s not a problem, because you made me feel better already.” You gave a smile. “I know beloved, but I bargained.” He grinned. You both went up to the man at the entrance of the ride. “Sir, I believe it is our turn?” Damian asked. The man nodded his head and gestured to go inside. “Oh my gosh, Damian I love you.” You squealed walking into the attraction. “I know you do, but I wanted to deserve it first.”

EXO reaction when Their GF says something innocent but they take it in a dirty way and start laughing really hard and she later realizes it and feels embarrassed

Such a long title omg I’M SORRY!!! ~ 사랑해 <3 Chas

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*You started talking about how Chanyeol was teaching you how to play the drums recently*

You: “We were banging all night.”

Others: *Busted out into laughter* “Too much info guys!”

Yeol: “You shouldn’t have worded it that way.”

You: “I’m leaving. You are all pervs. Oh my god.”

Kris:

*You both decided to hang out with his crew tonight for a dinner and it was all just laughs and for fun until a story came to your mind*

You: “You know my neighbor? Yeah, so the other day I was just really surprised by how big his package was. Like it was really big! I always wandered what he had in it.”

Fan: “Wait what?” *Started laughing really hard with the others until leaning over to you* “Think really hard on the reason why we are laughing.”

You: “OH MY GOD!! NOT LIKE THAT!!! He ordered something online and the package that was delivered was pretty tall! OMG.”

Sehun:

*You all started talking about Subway*

You: “I was expecting maybe four inches, but he gave me more like 12.”

Hun: *paused for a second before giving you a look while trying not to laugh* 

You: “I hate you.”

Hun: “I love you but that was hilarious babe.”

Tao:

You: “There is this co-worker that is having trouble with something. He tried everything but just couldn’t get in.”

Tao: *Starts bursting out in laughter*

You: “You have got to be kidding me. He was having trouble with getting the paper in the copying machine you perv! Leave the poor intern alone!”

Kai:

*Your friend called you while you and Jongin were cuddling on the couch*

You: “Do you want to come in the front door or the back?” *Your friend started laughing along with Jongin beside you*

Nini: “Babe! You’re with me not her!” *He jokingly said*

You: “You both are sick.”

Xiumin:

*You started to talk about your co-worker to him*

You: “I’m sure he’s tired; he spent all day on his knees.”

Minnie: “Wait what? Think real hard about what you just said while I laugh right now.”

You: “You have got to be kidding me. The boss made him clean his office floor by hand because of a stupid prank he did. Omg. I hate you.”

Baekhyun:

*You started talking about the road trip you and your friend went on and that the ride back was just too much*

You: “We were only riding for maybe five seconds before we were desperate to get off.”

Baek: “Whoa what??? With a girl?”

Others: *All laughing their asses off*

You: “What’s so- I SOOOOOO SHOULD HAVE WORDED IT DIFFERENTLY!!”

Luhan:

*Started talking about food*

You: “I love sausage.”

Han: *Stops and just stares at you before bursting out into laughter*

You: “What? WAIT!!! NOOO! Lu! I hate you! You’re such a perv. Omg.”

Chen:

You: *Started talking about a cute couple you seen on your walk in the park* “She took his head in her hands and stroked it.”

Dae: “Why would they do that in public?” *Started to hide his increasing smile behind his hand*

You: “What are-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! 

Kyungsoo:

*You started to talk about your friend’s basketball practice that you got to watch*

You: “He really needs to work on his ball handling.”

Soo: “Why would you know that?” *Leans over to explain the situation*

You: *A huge blush appears on your cheeks as the others started laughing* “I am so sorry about that wording.”

Lay:

*You both started talking about space because you were studying it in one of your college classes*

You: “I always wondered what happens to nuts in space.”

Xing: *Pauses and tries to hold back his laughter* “Babe, I think you should have rephrased that.”

You: “I don’t- Really Yixing? Oh my god. I should have rephrased that!”

Suho:

*Started talking about the rocket launch you both seen today*

You: “The power of the thrust was really remarkable.”

Myeon: “Don’t say that please.” *Trying to hide his laughter*

You: “I cannot talk to you guys right now. You sick pervs.”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to let you know that you are loved, appreciated, and valued. When you get this, respond with 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the last 10 people in your notifications on anon!

Oooh, another one! I actually got two such messages, you’re lovely people omg 💓 🌼 Thank you xx

  1. Silly books when I need to stop overthinking some things. They can cheer me up anytime!
  2. Going to the town market in the morning! I love the atmosphere there and you can always buy there nice things apart from food.
  3. Going shopping with my mum, she’s the best shopping partner! We know what suits each other and she can always help me with making a choice.
  4. Polish lessons. When times are dark and my heart is broken and everything’s on fire, I attend a Polish class and I feel somehow lighter and more happy. I don’t know how it works but it is like that!
  5. As it’s summer - going for walks in the early evening, when it’s still bright, like around 8 pm. I just love it! It’s not hot anymore, and the light is beautiful, and everything look so homey and peaceful and calm and beautiful.

 Japan is a weird country
 [ Base on a true event ] 
 I’m not sorry is so damn funny =]]
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   So yeah while I was having a bad time and my lil sis asked me out for a walk not too long ago . As we were walking on the walking street there was one guy squated on his zegway going through the crowd while munching his food an he got pass us….Me and my lil sis cracked up so bad with the WTF face =]]] 
  And I can’t stop convert that image to Hanzo =]]]]]]]]]]]], as that asian squat is so famous around the world and our stereotype of being badass lol 
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  Update: I’m still recovering from my bad state but I’ll doing fine soon, just trying my best on being positive :) ….

Punk Rock Daddy - Michael (Requested)

Can you do one where y/n and Calum or Michael have been trying to have a baby but she’s never conceived no matter how many times they’ve tried and then FINALLY she gets pregnant (I really love your writing btw. It gives me major feels and I just love it so much you are an amazing person pls keeps being you ily)

I chose Michael if that’s alright?? And also thankyouuuuu I hope you enjoy this

Also I haven’t proof read this so I’m sorry for any mistakes! And I hope this GIF works 

You’d been trying for almost a year now. You and Michael had wanted a kid for so long and it was starting to look like it would never happen. Michael had booked you two an appointment at a fertility clinic to see if there was anything wrong with either of you which stopped you both from being able to have children. You were on tour with them as they were on their headline world tour. Even whilst on tour you were trying for a kid, the only boy who knew about you trying for a kid was Calum. And the only reason he knew was because before you joined them on tour Mikey went crying to Calum about how he’ll never be able to have kids and Calum rang you panicking about what to do.

It was a rough time for both of you. You were thinking it was your fault not being able to have children when at the same time Michael was thinking it was his fault somehow. Deep down you wished that it wouldn’t be a Monica and Chandler moment when both of you had your own reasons for being unable to conceive. You didn’t think you’d be able to go through surrogacy. You wanted to carry your own child and experience every stage. Michael couldn’t stand to see you unhappy and wanted this more because you wanted it so much.

You were on the tour bus on the way down to Birmingham when you suddenly felt a wave of nausea overcome you. You paused the FIFA game you were playing with Calum and ran to the toilet. As you puked your guts out you felt someone hold your hair back and rub your back. Once you’d finished you rested your head and back against the wall of the small bathroom and sheepishly smiled at Calum “I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong. I must have motion sickness or something” He furrowed his eyebrows. “But you’ve never had it before?” You just shrugged at him “I don’t know” He just nodded and helped you up to return back to your FIFA game as you grabbed a glass of water to drink. Half way through the game you had a sudden thought “What’s the date Cal?” He paused the game as he reached to get his phone “5th June why?” Your eyes widened. Your period was over a week late. Why hadn’t you noticed? I rushed to your bag where you had a few pregnancy tests due to you trying so often. You asked Calum to wait outside the bathroom and if anyone asked what I was doing to say I was having a shower and that I’d be out shortly. You peed on three of the sticks just so that you’d be 100% positive if you were. You waited 3-5 minutes till you went to look but you couldn’t bring yourself to look at them. So you slowly opened the door to see Calum looking expectantly at you “I can’t do it Cal. I can’t bring myself to look at them. Can you do it for me?” He nodded as he passed me and entered the bathroom to look at the sticks. You looked at him expectantly as he focused on the three sticks. He turned to look at you and you sighed “it’s okay I get it” You replied as your shoulders slumped. “I don’t think you do. Because you need to be ready for a little Clifford running around” Your jaw dropped. Omg. You were pregnant. This was the moment you’d been waiting for.

Calum insisted on finding a better way of telling Michael than to simple just say it. So when the bus stopped you and Cal said you were going to go and get food for the rest of the boys as they took the stuff up to the rooms. Michael looked at you and said “You’ll be okay yeah?” You just nodded and pecked your boyfriend’s lips as you left with Calum.

When you got back you found all the boys in Calum and Ashton’s room all messing around. You entered the room with the McDonalds you’d got them all but also gave Michael a neatly wrapped package to go along with his food. He furrowed his eyes “What’s this babe?” As all the others looked intently at the two of you. He eyes went wide “I didn’t miss our anniversary or anything did I?” You laughed “No you didn’t Clifford but just open the god damn package” He just nodded as he opened it to find a small all in one with the words “My daddy is punk rock” on the front “Babe what’s…” His eyes went wide as his jaw dropped “I’m going to be a dad?” A grin grew across your face as you nodded. A sparkle appeared in his eyes as he jumped to his feet and grabbed you in a hug. “I’m gonna be a dad” He screamed at the boys whose eyes were still wide from the information. “We’re gonna be uncles” Ash muttered and a massive grin covered his face “Oh my god we’re gonna be uncles” Congratulations were heard all over the room as a fight begun about whether it was going to be a boy girl. Michael and you stood watching them squabble as his hand stuck around your waist. You both turned your heads to look at each other. “Hello mummy” He cheekily grinned. You giggled. “Well hello to you to Daddy” He smiled even wider “I could get used to that” he mumbled as your lips connected. “Well you’re going to have to” You stated as you pulled away from him and embraced him in a hug.

Simple but effective {cameron dallas}

A/n: okay so I’m trying to finish off my mission and you ana-huerta are one of my ‘targets’. I know this is late and I am sincerely sorry. Hope you enjoy :)

Your P.O.V
“GOD DAMN ANA! I DONT CARE IF THEY TOUCH YOU! DO YOUR JOB” my dumbass boss basically screamed.

I work in a cute little cafe/diner thing, well at first I thought it was. I was way to underpaid for this but I need this job to leave this dump.

Jaw clenched, knuckles white. I walk out of his office. I stormed down the old hall and into the kitchen. Past the kitchen and behind the counter. I slammed my hands down to the hard surface, not giving a rats ass. I heard a slight clearing of someone’s throat.

“And what is your problem” a familiar voice said.

“Look jake, I can’t talk right now, that fat guy over there wants more coffee” I said, pointing to the bald guy with the pop belly in the corner of the room.

“Well I bet ya have time for this” he paused for a second, “I asked one of my mates, if you could get a job at his restaurant, he said yes”

My face lit up and my body had a sudden rush. Then my brain got an idea. I snatched the coffee pot from the holder and rushed towards the fat man. I knew he couldn’t resist- *smack* he slapped my ass for the forth time. THE FORTH! TIME! I smirked and poured the hot coffee into his lap.

Jake stood behind me laughing his fat head off. The mans face was in soo much shock he just sat there. Wide eyed and mouth open.

“Close your mouth doll, might catch flies” I chuckled walking away.

“I QUIT!” I yelled throwing my name tag and apron on the dirty floor.

“That was so funny, the look on his face was priceless” jake laughed following me out the door.

“I know, I have wanted to do that all afternoon” I huffed, hand raking through my hair.

“Oh you start in about..” He glanced at his watch, “two hours” he finished.

“I WHAT!?” I squealed stopping right it my spot.

“Well, he was in need of some help, his team of hostesses were cut short” he answered scratching the back of his neck.

“Take me home now!” I said an urgency in my voice.

“Wher-” “home” I cut him off.

We walked to his car and climbed into the vehicle. The metal monster roared. The ride was silent because he knows that when I’m stressed I don’t talk, which means I don’t want to talk.

We pulled up to my house and he smiled and waved. I gave him a death glare. “Send me the details you dork” I said sternly.

“Already did” he smirked. “Look, I’m sorry for-” “no don’t be, you got me out if that hell hole” I cut him off.

*at the restaurant*

“Soo Ana, your pretty good at this, uhm one more job.” My new boss said happily. I nod and wait his command.

“You see those boys over there?” He asked pointing at the corner table.

“The brown headed ones?” I asked slightly confused. I would have said more but I don’t want to describe how hot they are to my new boss.

“Yeap, those boys, they have been sitting here for an hour and haven’t ordered anything.” He says casually. “I want you to persuade them to either get out or order something”

I was slightly shock at his need. “What makes you so sure I can make that happen?” I asked genuinely suspicious. Happy that he expects me to be so.. You know? But suspicious none the less.

“Your friend told me you are, and I quote "sassy and demanding yet sickeningly sweet”, trust me I don’t really understand any of it but demanding" he finished laughing

I crack a small smile. “I think I’m gonna like it here” I mumbled walking to the guys table.

“No Nash, you don’t” the brown eyed model laughed.

“But I am!” The blue eyed one I’m guessing is Nash, chuckled back.

“Look, you either buy something or leave” I growled, ‘trying’ to be polite.

Nash? I think, just laughed at me and stared at the other.

“Sorry but I’m waiting for someone” the brown eyed fool replied. I knew he was lying.

“Oh.. Well in that case” I started of sweetly, “I don’t care! Now order or leave” I grizzled, crossing my arms over my chest.

“okay, okay calm down! God!” The model-ish looking one snapped.

“Now what do you want?” I asked nicely.

“A nice host and… some fries” the model said bitterly.

I rubbed my temples and groaned. “Okay.. And you?” I asked Nash.

“Uhmm maybe a burger? Just a cheese burger” he replied smiling.

‘Really? At a restaurant and you pick that?’ I thought. I chuckled and wrote it down.

“I’ll see that yous get what you want” I said while walking away.

“Zayum! Nash she’s so….” He whispered but failing by his loudness.

“Cameron, calm down” Nash laughed.

*minutes later*
“Here you go boys” I said putting down their plates.

“Uhm thanks…” Model boy trailed off leaning to look at my name tag, “Ana” he finished smiling a toothy smile.

“Your welcome” I chuckled.

I looked at the blue eyed one, he smirked and said ” I’ll be at the car”. His hands pushed himself off the seat and grabbed his plate. He rushed to the door and left.

“He does know you can’t keep the plates right?” I laughed pointing at the door.

“I don’t know, probably not” he laughed back.

He looked up at me and rubbed the back of his neck.

“Hey, uhm I’m sorry for being so rude” he looked everywhere but me.

“If I’m being honest, I should apologise I was the one being rude” I replied sitting in the seat across from him. He opened his mouth but was cut of by-

“Ana! I trust you! Don’t make me regret it!” My new, good boss hollered and threw me the keys. It was about to hit me in the face but a rather big hand caught it for me. Model boy. “You owe me” he said quietly, I could just hear a smirk on his flawless features. “Lock up for me? Please my wife’s waiting at home” my boss simply stated. I looked at the model across from me, he had a nice big smile plastered to his face.

“Okay, goodnight and thank you again for the job” I smiled.

He nodded and walked out the door. He suddenly walked back in and said “is that your friend? He seems a bit lost?” He asked staring out the window.

I looked out the window and there he was. Nash was standing out by the car. He looked at the ground in a daze.

“Yeah sir, he’s my friend” the boy next to me piped up.

“Okay? Well goodnight” he said walking back out the door.

“I gotta finish up on the dishes” I started, about to start walking.

“No! Stay? Help me… Finish my uhm food?” He asked more than telling me.

“Okay” I said, grinning “wait. What’s your name?” I asked.

“Cameron” he said with a mouthful of fries.

I laughed obnoxiously loud. He just say there in awe starring at me. I stopped and my checks flushed pink.

“You’re cute when you blush” he chuckled.

I pushed my hair back and just smiled.

“Well.. I gotta go clean up” I nervously stated.

“Well.. I got the keys, so I suggest you stay” he winked.

Is he trying to flirt?! Omg, he is!

“Well actually I was just gonna leave so you could clean up” I teased.

“Well what would you do if I didn’t?” He asked leaning closer to me.

“Well I don’t know, what should I do?” I flirted back. Leaning in as well

“Well how abo-” “CAM! I’m bored and cold can we g- am I interrupting something?” Nash butted in wiggling his eyebrows.

I slid back into the seat. Trying to cover my cheeks. “Aww she’s so cute, you’re right, you guys should totally go ou-” the rest of the sentence was mumbled and unable to hear. I looked at the boy. Cameron’s hand was covering his mouth.

“I really think we should be going” Cameron rushed. He stood and rushed out the door.

My smile faded. I didn’t even get his number. I gloomily got up and was clearing the table. Next to Cameron’s plate of fries was a napkin that said “call me! (123 456 78911), I would love to hear from you”.

I burst out into little fits of giggles. I turned around and fist pumped. But pooped my pants. Because cameron was standing behind me with a huge smile on his face.

“Someone seems happy” he smirked leaning against the door frame.

“No.. Uhm yeah?” I asked, unsure of my answer.

“Well I was giving you back your keys” he said stepping forward.

“Thanks” I replied reaching for the keys.

He moved his hand just out of reach.

“Not unless you give me a.. Uhm a kiss”

I rushed to his arms and placed a small soft kiss in his lips. He smiled as I pulled away. My lips tingled and my body felt electrical.

“Now uhm step two” he mumbled, “go on a date with me” he stated confidently.

I was in a trance, “of course” I answered unaware of me words.

“Good” he replied. Placing a small kiss on my nose.

He walked out the door and to his car. I carried on looking out, to find Nash hi-fiving Cameron.

I laughed and quickly pulled out my phone.

To: CAMERON :D x

Can’t wait, sleep well :) xx

I sent it and hummed happily. Cleaning as I went.

From: CAMERON :D x

I am excited to, night babe xx

I don’t think I have ever cleaned so fast I’m my life.

*at home*

From: CAMERON :D x
Thank you c:


To: CAMERON :D x
For what? X


From: CAMERON :D x
For letting me sleep with the biggest smile that has touched my lips x

I blushed deeply and sighed.

“And thank you, for making me the happiest I have been in a long time” I mumbled. Drifting off to sleep.

A/n: this is bad I know, but hey can’t win’em all right?

Exo reaction in a food fight (not a regular reaction for me)

Hey sweety I hope you’ll like what I did here!

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The ones who started:

Chen:*having one of his usual talks with baekhyun*

From where did you heard that nosense? Are you making things up again?

Baekhyun: Oh kkaebsong  did I offend your manliness?

Chen: You know what, I’m not gonna waste my breath on you idiot!

Baekhyun: *throws food at chen* Whos’ the idiot now?

Chanyeol: *putting more fuel on the fire* Right in the face! target had been hit, 100 points for byun the idiot!

Sehun:*bratty makane*FOOOOOD FIGHT!!!

Suho:*bitter suho* I'm surrounded by idiots! I’ve trained for 7 years and what do I get?

Luhan:*the deer is out of here* I don’t have time for this!

Kyungsoo: *200% done with them* Why coudn’t I just stay at home today?

Lay;*the confused unicorn* Why are throwing with food when I’m still hungry? they took even my own food….

Tao: Omg I need to get out of here, that idiot almost hit my Gucci bag!

Kris: *desperate benben*My clothes are to expensive to stain them!!

Kai:*scared jongin* Oh no Baekhyun hit Kyungsoo’s hyung jacket! He’s dead!

Xiumin: If you idots don’t stop right now and don’t let me eat in peace I’m gonna kill you and cook you two and then eat you. Got it?

anonymous asked:

I love your headcannons:)

that’s so sweet thank you !! here’s some just for you anon <3

i think it’s about time for some more  P H A N  W I T H  P E T S

  • phil filming a video and adding a blooper where their dog jumps up and attacks him with kisses
  • dan being sad and moping in bed, phil taking their bunny and placing it on dan’s back to cheer him up, and dan cracking a tiny smile as phil walks away
  • dan editing a video while petting a kitten in his lap
  • no phil we’re not naming it winston
  • phil sneaking food under the table while dan’s not looking bc puppy dog eyes just get to him ok
  • d&p making out on the couch and their cat won’t stop crawling all over them like seriously you’re cute but this is not the time levi
  • ^ naming their pets after anime characters like the dweebs they are

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I just got burned by my mom...

So, me and my mom were talking about  going to Sam’s…

Mom: there’s $20 in the counter, tell your dad to buy the food missing in the fridge.
Me: why don’t you buy some milk too?
Mom: because it cost $20 and I only have $20.
Me: *trying to be funny* why don’t you buy a cow then?
Mom: because I already have you. *walks away laughing*
Me: …