and i just really like that quote

Yuck, Monday

• Gonna be wasting points on a coffee this morning but it’s needed
• This will be a fun morning. Gotta go back to my cousin’s shop for at least 2 hours to get something fixed, but my cousin won’t be there this early, the dude I was texting however long ago that turned out to be married will be there. The place is small, the main office and waiting room is like 6 seats and it will just be us…good times.
• I…idk about the dude I met on Saturday. I got 1 text yesterday. I kinda sent a “you must have had a really horrible time yesterday since I haven’t heard from you at all today" text. Woke up to a text today and I’m
calling bs on why I didn’t hear from him. Not that it matters, it was 1 date so whatever.
• I need more sleep, I even went to bed a little earlier than normal.
• I am feeling cute today, might even put on makeup…

Movie Night

Prompt: “ I loved your previous kai Parker fluff mostly because you’re a fabulous writer but also because I friggen L o v e him! May I please request more kai fluff? Like cuddly and sweet and mushy and stuff because I’m a hopeless romantic😂❤️ thank you!!  “

Word Count: 290

Requested By @queen-ambrosine

A/N: I know it’s short, I’ve just been busy, and I wanted to post some imagines earlier, I really hope you like it!

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Saturday Track Workout

I definitely need to start adding some diversity to my tun workouts. I really have no idea, or very little, of what I’m doing. I decided to start with a track workout. I figured 4x400s and 2x800s to start, with ½ interval distance for recovery between. For starters I just walked most of the 200 recoveries (400s) and half of the 400 recoveries (800s)

I was surprised at my pace. On the 400s I figured I’d shoot for 8'45" pace. I ended up doing sub 8 ! I was really going by feel. Pushing hard, but maintaining a pace I felt like I could finish the whole thing.

For the 800s, I was thinking 9'15". The 8'35" felt hard but doable. I messed up the lap button on the first 800. I stopped the timer after the last 400 so I could get a drink. I didn’t realize that I had to hit the lap button again after I restarted the timer.

I was thinking that, my longer runs have been totally 5 miles for the most part, so I’d just keep the track workout to about the same total including warmup, cooldown and recovery

I did a 1 mile warmup. The .6 are drills.
3 miles of intervals/recovery and a 1 mile cool down at 11'20" that felt sooo good. My HR was at 158 the whole time. I’m thinking this is the type of effort I would need for a half marathon. Or, at least for the first half of it.

“JIMMMMMMIN JIMIN JIMIN JIMIN JIMIN JIMIN JIMIN JIMIN” cry out in a begging way planning to do so until your childhood best friend answers. “JIMIN STOP DANCING FOR LIKE 39 SECONDS"  you say with a final pout pausing the music your friend was dancing so rhythmically too. “What is it y/n? You know i got to practice the dance before we shoot the music video. I want to practice to make sure my movements are perfect.” You pout your lip out and reply in a baby style voice “it’s really hooooot in here. Why don’t you turn a fan on?” He just smiles at you and shrugs. You furrow your eyebrows in annoyment.

“BOY I WILL SMACK DAT ASS IF YOU DON’T GO GET ME SOMETHING TO COOL MYSELF DOWN IT’S LIKE AN OVEN IN HERE… I’m mellllltttinnnnggg.” You scream out throwing yourself dramatically to the floor in a pile. Jimin just chuckles and walk out of the room and returns with a pair of your extremely short sleeping shorts, a workout bra, a cold bottle of water, and a wet cool rag. “There change you got water and rag to wipe off the sweat” he says with a smile. “Uhhhh. I dunno about you but I am a very mature women and I refuse to have a sweaty stinky man in the room with me while I change” You say in a over dramatic tone. Jimin rolls his eyes at you “y/n we have been friends since we wore diapers. We took baths together and used to sleep in the same room. I think you’re good. I’ve seen it all before.” You throw a shoe at him “Hey! We were children! Now we’re adults! I got full grown lady parts and you got never before touched holy man parts. I’ve even got my wait for it… menstrual cycle dun dun duuuunn!” You say in a fit of laughter. Jimin once again rolls his eyes and turns his music on staring back intensely his dancing form  in the mirror.

You stick your tongue out at him knowing he isn’t paying you any attention. You remove your pants and stand there in your underwear happy that you chose today to unknowingly wore your sexiest pair of undewear. You walk over to his panting form and jump on his sweaty back before instantly jumping off. “EWWW JIMIN YOUR BACK IS ALL SWEATY TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF SERIOUSLY!! YOUR BACK IS GONNA BREAK OUT AND IT’LL BE SO GROSS NO GIRL WILL EVER WANNA DO THE FRICK FRACKING WITH. YOU WILL BE ALONE FOREVER BECAUSE LIL OL ME WILL MOVE AWAY AND BECOME YOUR BOY RAP MONSTER WIFE. IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE WANTS ALL THISSSS” You say shaking your butt in his direction. Jimin falls to the floor in a fit of laughter and peels off his shirt he throws it at you and you Karate chop it away making a silly face at him. He sits down and motions for you to pass him the water and rag. You pass him them and continue to put on your shorts that practically fit like underwear.

“Y/n there is no way in hell Namjoon would want you. You have been my best  friend for years, even if you threw yourself at him he’d push you away. You’re basically like my sister to him.” You shake your head in disagreement “Nope nu-uh one of your cutie friends will be my first kiss and first lay just you wait and see. When they get a look at this figure I’ve been working on since you were away on tour it will blow their minds.” Jimin throws the rag at you and sits up straighter “But how can you not want this body look at how well formed it is. Much better since when we were kids don’t you think y/n?” He says gesturing to his abs. “I mean yeaa I guess why do you think I’ve always fought the girls away from you. None of them quiet good enough for my best friend. For all you know i could be secretly in love with you” you say placing your hands on your cheeks feigning surprise.

“Whatever y/n. You just don’t want any girl stealing me away when I’m finally able to have free time. Just like I don’t want some random Doche taking you away. The only guy I’ll allow to sweep you off your feet is a guy like me” you raise your eyebrow In his direction. You slip off your white tee-shirt and throw it in his face “don’t look jimin. I’m gonna change into the sports bra it’s too dang hot in here” You can practically sense him  making a ‘whatever face.’ You Turn your back to him and struggle do undo the clasp of your bra. “Fuck” You whisper under your breath feeling that your clasp is stuck to one of threads. You turn your around sheepishly to Jimin “ummm. Hey I kinda need some help but you can’t look or touch. If you do I’ll rip your head off” you feel him crawl towards you and fiddle with the clasp. You can’t help but feel shy despite being friends for years. You guys stopped taking baths together when you finally started to develop breasts and so he hasn’t actually seen all of you like he’s thought. You feel him tug breaking the clasp making it pop open and fall off your chest.

Before you knew what was going on you see Jimin looking at you with wide eyes “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to break it!” He rushes out a string of apologies. You turn to yell at him when you hear him let out a loud gasp “y/n i can see your boobs.” He throws the sports bra your way covering his eyes. You feel a small devious smile make its way across your cheeks. ‘That’s right he hasn’t seen my boobs’ you think to yourself. You crawl forward placing your naked chest against his back. He stiffens his back up taking in a deep breath “what are you doing y/n” You just smile pressing your chest closer against his back and purr jokingly into his ear “Jimin you’re the only guy I want. We’re best friends we grew up together you’ve seen it all.” You giggle to yourself acknowledging you might be taking this too far but not caring.

Jimin suddenly whips around making you fall onto your back. He lays above you with his body between your outstretched open legs his face hovering inches about yours. “Stop playing with me y/n. I’m a man now. I have needs. You’re a beautiful women know so don’t tease me or I might give into my desires” he breathes out as you can practically feel his lips against yours. Your heart begins to race as you see his eyes trail down your body focusing on your chest a moment longer than the rest. You swallow the built up saliva in your mouth “you wouldn’t dare I’m your precious little sister” you jokingly say trying to regain your composure. He clenches his jaw before licking his lips “I NEVER once said I thought of you like a sister. You’re far too beautiful y/n.” He places one hot hand on your neck before gentally enveloping you in a gentle kiss. You don’t fight back surprised by his actions. I actually am enjoying this you think to yourself.  You notice how warm his warm body is on every part of you he’s touching especially he waist between your legs. You pull away from the kiss and take in his firm built frame for a moment before looking back up at him you wrap your arms around his neck and whisper seductively in his ear “I never once thought of you as a brother. You’ve grown into quite the handsome man. Might I add you’ve grown very sexy” You end the statement with a soft nibble on his earlobe. You feel his head lean back before he looks back down at you “y/n i want you” he says bluntly. You bite your lip and nod your head. You take off your shorts and undewear laying yourself out to expose yourself to him. Letting him take in just how much of a women you have actually become. A pit of nervousness forming in your stomach. If things go as planned this will be your first time. You feel his buldge start to form between your legs. Your toes curling slightly. You look at him as he’s practically drooling over your body. As if you will disappear in front of him if he doesn’t hurry he removes his clothes in a flash. Your eyes focusing on the stiffening member afraid at the pain that’s soon to come. “Y/n are you sure? This is your first time as well as mine. I just want you to be sure about this” you bite your lip and nod your head. He rubs the tip against your warmth causing you to moan softly at this new feeling. He continues this until he is practically slipping inside of you. He pushes in stopping when he notices your eyes filling with tears at the burning feeling in your lower body.

He sticks it in deeper stopping to give you a second to adjust to his size. “Jimin stop stopping. Just go. Keep going” You breathe out with tears spilling softly from the cornet of your eyes. He begins to thrust at a awkward pace not exactly sure of what he’s doing. You quickly adjust and feel a warm pouring sensation looking down to see a slightly red tint on his thrusting member from the newly broken womenhood. You feel Jimin hit a part of you that you had no idea existed and you grasp his back clawing your way down with each thrust. He starts to form a solid pace before going into a sloppy pace. You feel your stomach knotting up and a warm feeling begin to take hold in your lower body. You know neither of you will last long since it’s your first time. You hide your face in his strong neck biting down roughly you feel him give one final deep thrust before his seed spills into you yours following quickly in pursuit.

He pulls out and presses his forehead against yours “Thank you… I’m happy my first time was with you…."   You smile back at him "me too.”

Maybe love was superstition, a prayer we said to keep the truth of loneliness at bay. I tilted my head back. The stars looked like they were close together, when really they were millions of miles apart. In the end, maybe love just meant longing for something impossibly bright and forever out of reach.
—  Ruin and Rising, Leigh Bardugo

anonymous asked:

what do you think about the gems' competence? you have things like Connie disparaging them by saying they're like children that Steven has to keep in line, but even early on you have things like Pearl getting beaten by Frybo because she got ketchup in her eyes... It just seems like a shame that a show with such, conceptually, strong female characters treats them, well, like that...

eeeeeeeeeeh I mean that’s been a common complaint since the first episode. I know people call it misogyny but personally I think it’s just a gimmick to show that Steven is a valuable member of the team. I mean there are some examples that bug me like when Pearl got ketchup in her eyes (it’s really not that hard to wash off" but usually I can understand why the gems struggle and could use Steven’s help. It’s just a thing that’s pretty common in shows where there’s a bunch of adults with a child lead.

HOWEVER I will agree that lapis and peridot do act like goddamn children which was embarrassing to watch in The New Crystal Gems especially since lapis was suddenly malicious for no explained reason.

I’m going to say this but it’s not to drag anyone or hate on their ship, it’s just out of curiosity. 

How is it that when I go on the otayuri tag it’s just filled with hate about the ship and how it’s "morally wrong” but when I got to the pilroy tag there’s absolutely nothing?? Like I understand that one of the points that antis make is the age gap but it’s the same for pilroy. Yuri is 15 and JJ is 19. If it’s an issue for otayuri, shouldn’t it also be an issue for pilroy?? 

bakugogo  asked:

You said somewhere that Locket faces some misgendering back home? Does Laima call Locket with female pronouns like Dievas did with Knife?

Oh golly. Such a huge topic. I wrote out like 6 pages for this but I am kinda tired so i kind of don’t know how …coherent it ended up, so I probably am going to have to wait and divulge more of the intricacy of this situation another time.
A little bit like that, yeah. And she does. but i think it has many more layers of added complexity than the dynamic between Knife/Dievas. Dievas was mostly coming from a place of like, complete lack of context and understanding. He just thought Perkons was confused about what he “really was" and “under the influence” of like, humans or something? However, present day Laima.. totally knows better. 

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slayediest  asked:

18, 35, 43 (for the ask meme)

18) What do you do to get over your anger?
I used to really fixate on anger (and still kind of do) but now I think about that one quote that’s basically like “being angry at someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die.” Like it just stresses you out, and often the person you’re mad at isn’t even aware of your anger. People that rile me up about petty things don’t deserve my time, so I’ve learned to move on. (That being said, things like using your anger about political/civil injustice is totally a good/valid kind of anger. I’ talking about stuff like…me getting pissed at my boss for being a jerk.) 

Also good: orgasms, drawing, reality TV, listening to StarTalk, napping

35) Coffee or Tea?
The most high-octane coffee I can get my hands on

43) What is your favorite cartoon character?
Idk I really like Garnet from SU even though I don’t really watch it??? (I’m not too into cartoons outside of comics.)

Rocknaldo Theory/Rant

Did anyone notice that this episode was literally directed at the fandom?
“Who are you to tell anyone how to be a Crystal Gem? You’re just a guy with a blog!" 

The way Ronaldo was criticizing everything, about Connie and Steven not being "crystal gem” enough, is kind of what the fandom does, criticizing every little thing about the characters and the way the plot is developing.

 Steven says “Bloodstone” is being selfish and just wanting things to happen to please himself. 

 I really felt like Steven was talking to us as the fandom too when he said “ This is my life! Do you even care about that?” 

The fandom kind of demands certain things, like the pairings that are "acceptable” The way the fandom freaked over Zuke drawing a “Lapidot” Picture… The way people analyze and over analyze every aspect of the show, getting angry when episodes are “filler” and demanding the plot move forward.

I think what Steven and the crewniverse were trying to say in this episode was summed up well.

 The show is about him, not us. It’s about Rebecca Sugars vision, not about what we think is right or wrong.

This fandom should be about love and acceptance.

That’s what it’s all about, guys. That’s what drew us all to this show in the first place.

Believe in Steven


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All my life I’ve heard about that spark, that electricity, that something you feel when you finally touch the person you are meant to be with. I’d never really believed in it, till I felt it on my skin. I wouldn’t described it as electricity, I would rather tell that is more like this magnetic force that pulls you -all of you, your skin, your flesh, your bones, even your soul- towards that someone. It is kind of incredible, how a person -just like you- can make you feel all this things. But the moment he touched my hand, I swear to God, it felt so good. And then the first time we hugged I think I heard fireworks. And it feels so so good, it is like a drug. You just want to keep feeling it. You want to be tied to that person forever because something as simple as their skin on your skin can make you feel like the world its a better place and that everything will be okay. So yeah, now I believe in the spark between lovers hands.
—  Submitted by derp-princess

Even when a creature is her enemy, her animal loving heart cannot help but be endeared.

Other notable Walani things:

  • She asks the bunny men if they give good hugs.
  • When she sees a mosling, she says “Don’t you just want to pick it up and squeeze it?" 
  • No animosity for the gobbler. “He’s a doofy little guy.”
  • She calls koalefants “big guy” and encourages them to hang ten.
  • Her catcoon quote is the GREATEST. “It’s very independent and loves garbage. Me too!”
  • She loves all the birds in the reign of giants world, unlike SOME so called bird lovers who reject the crows for being too creepy. *coughs at Wilson*
  • When she’s looking at the cactus armor, she says “How can I hug trees wearing this?”
  • Cat Cap: “I can feel the spirits of catcoons that made it.”
  • I could go on and on forever. She has a LOT of cute quotes about the animals and lot of hippy-like quotes. Walani is the number one animal lover. Let her chill out and snuggle her animal friends.
  • Isak: Making my way downtown walking fast
  • Emma: Oh hey, Isak!
  • Isak: Fucking sprinting