and i just really like how he's so confused all the time

anonymous asked:

not really a "fuck customers" but more "fuck me" my uni has a LOT of exchange students & i have a really hard time understanding accents... i don't really know how to get better at it. one time in particular i had to ask a guy like 5 times what he wanted. i thought i heard "cup of tea" so i put it on bar & see him standing there really confused & im so embarrassed bc i know asking more times won't magically make me understand so i had a coworker ask him. turns out, "cappuccino" fml

I am the same way. I’m hard of hearing in one ear and can be pretty slow to compute what is being said to me. When adding an accent to it my brain just basically does the blue screen of death. This includes ALL accents. My land lady has a deep southern accent and I can never understand a word she says.  If anyone has advice on this one I’m eager to know too. -Abby

anonymous asked:

Hey! I am just curious, why dont you like oscar isaac? Thanks you!!

this is hands down my fave ask of all times, there are so many layers here, i love how you apparently scrolled up to feb 5th and got confused about me reblogging oscar isaac’s pictures with a “fuck off” tag…… well, my pal, here’s the honest truth: i don’t really hate oscar isaac because he seems like the sweetest guy, but also, i do hate oscar isaac, with his curly hair and radiant smiles and soft eyes and guitar playing and eating cheetos with chopsticks and talks about gender like…… fuck off, buddy

So what if Tater was having a really bad day, like his parents called from Russia (and as much as he loves them, they stress him out every time they call) and he didn’t do so hot in practice and his favorite mug broke and it had just been an all-around shitty day. It would have been fine if it wasn’t the same day that Kent was visiting after playing Boston.

So Kent shows up after a hard-fought win ready to have a relaxing weekend with his bf before flying back to Vegas, but what he gets is an angry, stressed-out Russian on the verge of a breakdown. And they’re trying to figure out where to get dinner but it turns into an argument, and Tater, who has enough of this day already just stops and quietly tells Kent “I think you need to leave.”

And Kent is confused, and thinks Tater means he just needs a minute, so he’s like, “fine, how about I go get something and bring it back while you calm down,” but Tater is like “No Kenny, I mean you go home.” and gestures to Kent’s bag on the bed.

Now Kent gets it. His eyes are watering but he doesn’t want Tater to see him cry, so he just silently grabs his things and walks out of the door.

The next morning Tater sleeps in til about 2pm since he has off, and when he gets up he feels a lot better and he tries to call Kent. But Kent doesn’t answer? Which Tater thinks is a little weird, but he’ll try again later. While he makes himself something to eat, Tater gets a call from Jack.

“Tater what happened last night?” And Tater doesn’t know how Jack knows but he explains about his bad day, and Jack is silent until the end of the story. “Tater, did you break up with Kent?”

“What? No, why you think that Zimmboni? Just bad day is all.” Jack and Tater are both pretty confused at this point. Jack explains that Kent showed up at his and Bitty’s apartment the night before drunk and hysterical because he thought Tater broke up with him, and he was on a flight back to Vegas first thing that morning.

So now Tater is freaking out because he definitely did not mean to break up with his boyfriend, (fucking language barriers) he just wanted Kent to go and give him the space he needed and he would call him in the morning and they’d reschedule and all would be good. So he books the next flight to Vegas.

Meanwhile the next morning Kent is not doing well at practice and his teammates are noticing something is up. He had snapped 2 sticks already and is being way too overly aggressive for practice but the rookies are too scared to ask him about it. Swoops stays back after to keep an eye on Kent when suddenly someone is drunning past him onto the ice.

“Kent! Kenny! Ah!” Tater yelps as he falls forward after running onto the ice in his sneakers. He swears in Russian as he tries to stand back up. Kent whips around to look at him as soon as he hears Tater’s voice, but decidedly avoids eye contsct. He watch’s as Tater struggles to cross the ice quickly in his shoes.

Tater makes it to Kent, managing to stand up, clutching Kent’s jersey. Kent stares at the ice. Tater’s voice is rushed and broken. “Kenny, you not answer phone. Jack tell me you think we break up. Kent I never- I was having bad day, horrible day, and I want space so I ask you leave. Fuck, Kent please-” Tater struggles to find the words to explain, so he finishes in Russian, and then “Kenny I love you. I am sorry I hurt you. Never want to hurt you.”

Tater takes Kent’s face in his hands and pulls Kent up to look at him. His eyes are shining with tears but he’s smiling softly. “You’re ridiculous Alexei. You couk have told me. You flew all the way here?” Tater nods, “didn’t want you to worry, but only made worse.” Kent leans up (thankfully not too far because he’s on his skates) and kisses Tater sofly before burying his face in his boyfriend’s shoulder.

Swoops checks on them a little later to find both men laying on the ice laughing and talking quietly. Swoops leaves them there.

anonymous asked:

Pros and cons of dating Sehun, please? 💕


  • legit sweetest guy ever 
  • would always care for you and watch out for you
  • he’d always put you first 
  • when you’re doing something you’re really passionate about 
  • he’d be peeking glances at you and giggling
  • also your biggest supporter
  • always there to cheer you up and encourage you 
  • talking about the future and plans together :)
  • he’d be a lil shy at first and its so CUTE 
  • then he’d be really crazy and lively 
  • super playful 
  • and would tease you about like one thing for agessss 
  • idk i can just imagine this but sharing an umbrella together 
  • he would appreciate everything you do for him not matter how big or small it is 


  • might not confess first as he can be quite shy at first (if that’s what you like)
  • this boy is too kind to the point where there might be understandings 
  • he seems like the type to bottle up more of his troubles inside and all of a sudden he might just start crying and you’d be confused as to why bc he seems so carefree almost all the time

I love this gif because of the story behind it.

Misha was talking about his childhood on how he was raised by a single mother, he was homeless for periods of time when he was a kid, sometimes had no food or water, and was also bullied.

We all know Jared’s the prankster and I’ve posted things on how he’ll throw pies at Misha, mess him up while filming and make dumb bets with him- silly stuff like that.

This shows Jared’s friendly and sensitive side. When Jared was shooting season 3 he had to go to his trailer and broke down after a scene. He was 25 at the time and a doctor went to him and said, “Jared, I think you’re clinically depressed.” He was so confused because he had his own TV show, lots of friends and was happy with his work, he just felt… off. Jensen and his friend Kelly helped him get through it and Misha never really had that chance.

They both have had different experiences in life, and yes, depression and being bullied are very different but you can see the sincerity in the hug which shows an embarrassed Misha that, “It’s okay. We all have or have had problems. I’m here for you.”

[reply to this - Lazy Morning]

Anakin: [text] morning 😘
Obi-Wan: Good morning, Anakin. Any particular reason you felt the need to text me?
Anakin: welllllll i heard some news u might be interested in 
Obi-Wan: Is that so?
Anakin: yep 
Obi-Wan: Let me guess: all my meetings cancelled for today, because of an unexpected issue with appointment calendars for members of the Jedi Council.
Anakin: YES how did u know??? i heard windu got sent off to tatooine by accident this morning thats too bad
Anakin: the sand is really annoying this time of year too
Obi-Wan: Right. And obviously you would know nothing about who hacked their calendars. Or why mine just has hearts as my “appointment” for the next four hours.
Anakin: nope
Obi-Wan: And you figure that, since I’m sitting in the kitchen right now, I could also be making pancakes while I’m over here. Now that I have nothing to do today.
Anakin: omg that is so sweet of u to offer 💛 💚 💙 💜 thank u 
Obi-Wan: And you couldn’t possibly have walked all the way from the bedroom to the kitchen to talk to me right now.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I can SEE you peering through the doorway into the hall.
Anakin: im pretty sure im coming down with something [Anakin coughs dramatically and very loudly from the other room] 
Anakin: can u hear that its so bad  
Anakin: i should probably just stay here for my own safety
Obi-Wan: Right. 
Anakin: also can u bring me an extra blanket i wanna build a sweet blanket fort
Anakin: thank goodness u have the day off now because i am going to need a lot of things
Obi-Wan: 🙄 Can I go make the pancakes now?

New Arc Prediction

I think the new arc is going to focus a lot more on the problems with self-sacrifice, and how fighting to the point where one is living scar tissue is no way to be a successful hero. 

it’s been touched upon numerous times by Aizawa, doctors, Inko, etc.

Now we have this:

Most likely a reference to pushing himself past his limits so often that he was forced to end his days as a hero prematurely.

Sir obviously admires All Might, and probably wanted the best for him too. I could definitely see them “breaking up” because Toshinori refused to follow his advice and take breaks from hero work to rest. Even Nedzu chastises Toshinori for not resting when he knows his limits.

Even Mirio looks like he knows a bit about that (his smile fades, while Izuku just looks confused)

Then Mirio looks at Izuku’s scars when he asks him what kind of hero he would like to be

He knows Izuku needs to really solidify his plan of action, otherwise he’s going to end up destroying himself in an attempt to reach a fantasy goal. 

It’s like saying, “I need to be better,” but not really knowing how to become “better” like what is that standard? Who decides? Everyone has their limits and Izuku needs to learn his.

Plus Ultra is about going beyond, but not to the point where you kill yourself.

Izuku needs help and guidance, and Mirio sums it up here:

Good luck my boy!

the scene where sonja talks to isak to me really shows the importance of the actors ages- if i remember correctly the actress that plays sonja is 21 and tarjei of course is 17

in that scene sonja has all the power, she knows (debatable but mainly just talking about that she knows his diagnosis) what’s going on with even and she knows how to handle it, isak becomes so childlike in her presence and in his hopeless confusion

although sonja is only supposed to be 19 she doesn’t feel 19 in that scene, she feels like a true adult talking down to isak, telling him off like he’s done something wrong and it adds a whole extra layer to the fear and heartbreak and how lost isak feels afterwards

The first time Jean actually speaks in front of the Trojans is this one day after practice when Jeremy’s too hyped up on exercise endorphins and forgets himself and accidentally slings his arm around Jean’s shoulders. And everybody freezes because they all remember how that one guy went flying after he accidentally fell on Jean during practise. What if Moreau actually flips their Captain? Do they defend his honor or run?

So they watch in silence as Jeremy chatters away, oblivious, and Jean just stoops there beside him — because Jeremy’s on the shorter side if average and Jean is a fucking mountain — glaring like someone accidentally ran over his exy racquet. They’re certain they’re gonna have to scrape Jeremy up off the court and send him to hospital in a doggy bag, but instead they see something impossible. Is that really Jean ‘I Am Robot’ Moreau… BLUSHING?

Poor lil’ Jean is so flustered and confused and he just kind of jerks away from Jeremy and points an accusing finger at him and growls; “I don’t know what your game is, Captain Fucking Sunshine, but if I didn’t need it to get to Championships I would break that fucking arm off in two seconds flat.”

Then he storms out, all scowly and dramatic. It would have been intimidating but his pale as fuck skin was still painted bright red from his blush.

The Trojans just kind of stare after him, not entirely sure what just happened except A) Jean’s accent is REALLY pronounced when he’s flustered and HOT DAMN! B) There’s an 80% chance that Jean kind of, maybe, sorta COMPLEMENTED someone in his little tirade. And C) somebody — probably Alverez because she’s a little shit — is most definitely buying those stupid matching shirts with ‘I’m Captain Fucking Sunshine’ on one and 'I’m Fucking Captain Sunshine’ on the other for Jeremy and Jean next Christmas.

The silence is finally broken by Alverez who doubles over laughing while her girlfriend pats Jeremy on the back and says, “Well Captain Sunshine, I think he likes you.”

RFA finds out that MC sleeps with a stuffed animal/special blanket

My first HC! I’m sorry if its shitty lol


- Probably has one of his own tbh 

-When you tell him that you have a chicken plushie, he takes out his own little chick plush (you saw this coming) 

- You both sleep with them now 

-You two are even more adorable together somehow


- When you tell him you sleep with a special blanket

- This man is fucking FLOORED 

- Thinks you are so cute and precious

zen I know how to ride a bike wtf  

- Teases you about it all the time 


- She wouldn’t be judgemental about it, just kinda confused??? 

- When she gets over that her BFF lover sleeps with a elephant plushie 

- She doesn’t mind? 

- Why would that matter? 

- But she thinks you’re even more adorable now (D'aww)


- What even 

- What 

- Like Jaehee, once he gets over it, he doesn’t really care. 

- He’s happy that it’s a cat though 


- This little shit 

- ALWAYS teases you about it 


- But he doesn’t think it matters at all. He’s just happy to have you.

MCL Boyfriend Headcanons: How they react to you suddenly wanting to end the relationship

(This is assuming that you’ve been dating for a while, like a year or so. I also might refer to you as Candy. This made me really sad cause like I can relate man xD)


He’s trying to think of every single detail of your relationship in the past few weeks, trying to figure out what he possibly could have done wrong. He’s extremely confused and he’s asking you what caused you to want to break up. He’s tearing up but he isn’t crying. His voice is pretty shaky and he can’t find the right words to say. He’s going to plead with you as much as possible to stay with him and just figure things out. He feels like you two could easily work it out if you just talked through the problem, because it couldn’t be hard right? Nathaniel is the happiest he’s been in a long time with you so for him to lose that would crush him I think. He doesn’t seem to have any really close friends in the game, so you were basically his best friend. He won’t give up on trying to keep you but after a few days he just kind of stops bugging you.

If you guys are broken up for good, the healing process is going to be a silent hell from him. Any slight interactions you have with other guys won’t go unnoticed. He doesn’t express his sadness or jealousy to anyone though. He’s very distant with you, only exchanging a polite hello or goodbye. He probably won’t even talk to you unless he has a legitimate reason. On the inside he’s hurting so much though. If he sees you flirting with anyone else he’s clenching his jaw. If you’re in the same class he’s listening to every word you’re saying. All he wants to do is hold you in his arms again and it kills him that he can’t. He might even use Melody just to get over you. I know that’s out of character but he just feels so alone, and in all honestly bad breaks up make you do things you never thought you were capable of. He knows damn well from the very start that it isn’t going to help but he really just needs someone to fill that void for a while. Not that Melody would ever be as good as you in his eyes.


His world practically shatters because once again, the person he loves is leaving out of his life. Once again, he’s getting his heart broken. Once again he has absolutely no idea why he wasn’t good enough. Was he not affectionate enough? Was he too harsh sometimes? Maybe he pushed it too far with the snarky remarks? He can’t even speak for a few minutes because he never expected to hear those words fly from your mouth. He’ll be calm at first, asking you why and what he did, and he would slowly begin to let his anger get the best of him. It’s not that he’s angry at you, he’s angry at himself because he feels like it’s his fault. When you try to leave he’ll grab you by the wrist and pull you into his chest, begging you to just Please stay.”

The healing process is so bad for this guy. He probably doesn’t show up to school half the time anymore. He can’t even be in the same room with you without wanting to scream his f***ing head off because it just hurts so much. His chest literally tightens at the sight of you. He isn’t getting any sleep because he stays up late at night hoping to get you back, thinking about all the good times and trying to come up with ways to win your heart again. He cries too, not the ugly sobbing but there are definitely some tears rolling down his face. Don’t even think about flirting with any other guy in front of him. His heart just crumbles and he can’t help but storm out. He’s gonna be punching lockers in a lot. Lysander tries to make him feel better but he knows his friend just needs time and space. I feel like he might sleep around a bit to numb the pain for a while but he would feel even worse the next morning so it wouldn’t last long. Would smoke a bit more too.


Lysander is absolutely crushed. He thought everything was going pretty well, and he felt like you guys were getting closer than before. It takes a lot for Lysander to really open up to people so for him to lose you really breaks him. He revealed his true self in front of you, maybe even more than Castiel and now he wasn’t going to have anyone to be himself in front of? He thinks the entire thing is his fault but he can’t think of anything he’s done that would cause this. His poor little heart is just broken. He’ll hold your hands and gently bring them to his chest, where you can feel his heartbeat. “Please… D-Don’t go Candy.” And you know that really sad, kicked-puppy-on-the-street look the he has when he’s sad? Yeah that’s the look he’ll give you. You monster…

The healing process is so, so freaking hard on him. He feels like he has no one to talk to. There Castiel but he just doesn’t want to talk about it more than likely. He has his brother and Rosa but I feel like the situation with them would just make it worse. Why would he want to express himself to the people who were involved in his first heart break? He’s very distant, more quiet than usual. He has no idea how to get over it. He tries writing and singing but he can never put his emotions on paper. And oh, god, how his stomach clenches if he sees you being flirtatious with anyone else. It makes him sick. He can’t eat because of it, he’s barely getting any sleep because he stays up so late trying to write it all out. He knows he has no right to say anything to stop it but sometimes he can’t help but become so cold towards whoever was flirting with you. He’s also very, very distant with you. One word replies, really formal greetings. He doesn’t even look at you, because it just breaks him even more. He isolates himself a lot.


Armin’s first reaction is shock, because it would just be so out of the blue. He’d stare at you with wide eyes. “…What??” After taking it in he’d be really pissed off tbh because he feels like you have no legitimate reason to end it. “So you’re going to end this, just like that?” He has no clue how to react to the rush of emotions that he’s feeling so he gets so angry. Of course he’s going to ask you why, and he’s going to get even more pissed off when you don’t want to try to work things out with him. How could you just break it off? Was he too childish? Did his love a games annoy you? He’s honestly thinking of the dumbest reasons as to why you want to break up. He’s fighting for you as hard as he can but when he realizes you’re dead set he just gives up. “Fine… I guess we’re done then.”

Armin is having a pretty tough time tbh. He’s had a few girlfriends here and there but he never got seriously involved with them. They were always small flings that ended over the span of like, 2-3 months. So this heartbreak is pretty hard because he has no idea how to get it out. How is he supposed to function properly? Alexy notices that something is up because he plays games less and less, and when he does play them he isn’t even into them, just casually dying without so much a curse from his mouth. He kind of shuts down a bit and won’t talk much. When he sees you he won’t talk to you bcause he cant face you yet, and he has no idea what he would even say. He bottles up his emotions like a lot and in the end it kind of leaves him kind of cold cause he has this “I don’t care about anything” attitude. He won’t cry, he’ll just kind of stare into space wishing he could rewind time and be with you from the very beginning, making sure he did everything right. And if you’re flirting with someone else, or even dating? This is when he finally lets his emotions come out and again, his first reaction is anger. “So after all we’ve been through, you’re really just gonna throw it away for some other guy?!”


Kentin is so sad omg. It breaks my heart even thinking about it. He’s really shocked at you for this, cause he thought you were both pretty happy in the relationship. He blames it on himself, because maybe he just isn’t good enough for you. Maybe he isn’t cool enough, maybe he’s still the same old ken that he wanted so bad to change from. He can’t even manage to bring out any other emotion than sadness because he really loved you so much. He’ll slowly grab your hands and hold them in his, as tight as he can. “B-babe, don’t do this, please. I need you.” He’s already crying at the thought of losing you, his eyes are all red and puffy. When you leave he just stands there staring after you until you’re gone, He’ll punch the wall maybe, and then just sink down to the floor and cry.

Kentin is going to take the longest out of all the guys to get over you. He’s had a crush on you since middle school, and even when he left he still had small feelings for you. So when you officially became a thing he was so in love. He tries desperately to win you back. He tries to find any excuse he can to talk to you. Even when he’s angry or upset at you he still takes the time to message you and see how you’re doing. It hurts him so much to see you aren’t as hung up about it as he is. He’s hoping to god that you’ll take him back soon, which hurts even more when you don’t. He’s definitely going to try to stay friends but it just doesn’t work out because he’s all awkward and all he wants to do is hold you one more time. God forbid he see you flirting with anyone else, and if you get with that person it’s even worse. This is what kills him the most, knowing that he wasn’t good enough for you. He just wants the best for you no matter what she he would probably convince himself that he isn’t good enough for you.

81 Days

Well, I just found this fic in my phanfic folder from quite awhile ago - it’s not my best by a long shot but it’s also not my worst and I figured someone might enjoy it.

Word count: 1.1k

Warnings: swearing

Summary: It took 81 days for Phil Lester to be in love with Dan Howell.

A/N the more I think about the more I am against the idea of posting it so I’m just gonna do it and stop thinking about it

Day 1 was when Dan finally realized how head-over-heels in love he was with his best friend Phil, although if he was perfectly honest it was a long time coming. They were sitting on the couch and laughing at some absurd things on Tumblr when he looked over and that feeling he’d felt all week finally made sense. Butterflies were kicking up a storm in his stomach. Nothing was different about Phil, really, except that Dan was in love with him.

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w o o z i ! s c e n a r i o

h a c k e r / s p y ! a u

Originally posted by wonnhao

word count: 2,333

includes: hacker/spy woozi + some good ole fluff

synopsis: mingyu is very incompetent when it comes to being a spy, and that makes jihoon just a lil bit frustrated.

✎ after watching woozi’s computer scenes in the boomboom mv, i really wanted to write something surrounding the idea, so enjoy coder/hacker/spy woozi bc i am very confused about how to classify it lol.  

The room holds quilt to a thick silence that splashes along mint tinted walls, every infinitesimal tick lilting like a whispered countdown only Jihoon’s ears can detect. He is more than cognisant that the clock will remain unyielding to his silent pleas, ushering over and over into the recesses of his skull that a few more minutes is all he craves. However time is unyielding to those who dot around it, and with lurid blossoms of light cloaking upon his face can he see how royally screwed the mission has become.

A screen filled with pixels illuminates the image of a boy, his lean legs trudging him down a glossy white hallway. He trots along lethargically; honey palms tucked into pant pockets, tufts of cream blonde hair rumpled along his head as though he had just parted from linen sheets, dewy ginger irises floating around without caution. Jihoon arrives at a luring conviction, that this boy deserves what is impending on his acquiescent soul. His slender fingers work without peace on the keyboard, trying to conjure up a code that might possibly deactivate the trap he’s just discovered. The lanky boy’s words were still swathing along Jihoon’s ears, urging him to punch the keyboard at a multiplied speed.

I swear I can do this, I don’t need any help.

The little brat had even winded down the sound on his earpiece when Jihoon tried to warn him, and now he was paying the price.

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I think I just experienced my worst customer in all my time working retail, let me explain.

This kid who’s about 20 years old comes up to me and asks me where I go to college as I’m ringing him up. As I continue to tell him I do not go to college at the moment, he goes on to tell me about his college. He goes to Pace University in NYC.

He then says “I don’t really like it there, there’s too much diversity. I’m not used to it so I don’t really like it.” At this point I’m a bit confused, in my head I’m thinking maybe he’s talking about how there’s a bunch of different classes or something like that. I tired giving him the benefit of the doubt before thinking he’s a genuine piece of shit.


He then goes on to say “you know there’s too many Muslims there, they’re all over I don’t feel safe. I feel constantly in danger when I see a muslim person, I don’t want to die.” At this point I’m just trying to rush this horrible piece of shit out of my store.

He then says “that’s why I wanted Trump to win because he makes him feel safe unlike anyone else who ran. Who did you want to win?” Now I’m in complete shock and could barely say anything, I mumbled out that I was supporting Bernie in the beginning. He then called me a Communist for that.

You surprise Astro with a kiss...

(Can I first of all say that all of them would be flustered and embarrassed. Every. Single. One of them. And it’s the cutest thing in the world <3)


Originally posted by alette-stars

This poor koala bear will be SO confused! He’ll stand there for a solid five minutes after you kissed him, just replaying it and trying to process what just happened. (That isn’t to say he didn’t really, really enjoy it… because he did~) When JinJin finally finds his voice again, he can only say the first words that come to mind…

“Is-is that how you feel about me?”


Originally posted by puppyjinjin

MJ will be over the moon, absolutely ecstatic that you finally kissed him! He’s been (not so subtly) hinting that he likes you for the longest time, but he couldn’t seem to work up the nerve to tell you outright. Now, you’ve solved the problem for him! So, after you break apart, he just blurts out how he feels.

“Y/N, I really like you! Like, a lot. Do you like me too?”


Originally posted by moobinthighs

Eunwoo will not be able to stop smiling after you kiss him! He’ll just stand there entranced and grinning like an idiot, absolutely speechless. You try to ask him if it was bad, since he’s not saying anything. He just shakes his head and dazedly chuckles at you, still smiling…

“No, I liked you- I mean it! I liked it… and you…”


Originally posted by 6astros

This little puppycat will be so lost! He was totally unprepared, so he just kind of “???” after you kiss him. There will be stuttering and blushing and hiding faces in hands. But after he pulls himself together somewhat, Moonbin takes your hand in his and gently brushes his fingers against your cheek…

“Can we do that again? I wasn’t ready…”


Originally posted by angstro

Rocky will try and play it cool after you kissed him. He’s always joked that you had a crush on him, but he didn’t think that it was actually true! He’ll probably tease you a bit in an attempt to play it off and break the tension, but trust me, on the inside, he’s all “!!!!” and “Y/NjuSTacTUAllykissEdmeOMG-”

“Wow, I guess you really can’t resist this face, Y/N…”


Originally posted by sugakins

Blushing! Flustered! Mess!!! His brain just- *dial-up noises* -shuts off. This boy’s heart flutters if you so much as look at him, so you kissing him is a total shock to his system. Sanha will just start giggling and run to find the other members, unsure of how to proceed…

“Guys, Y/N kissed me, what do I do???”

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I’m sorry @gentleman-caller i didn’t really get through your WHOLE Ask! LOL! XD it took my three days just to draw like~ HALF of it! HAHAHA!!! why are you always attached to the shit that takes/is taking forever!? you’re so magical and terrible. gawd i love you! (^  O^) <3 lol lol lol sadly though~ i couldn’t keep working on this anymore, cuz i really have to move on to the next item on the list! but i still hope you all find it fluffy!!! i have to make up for the lingerie incident… lol. Enjoy my confusing choice to not use actual dialog!!! i didn’t have any feelings about WHAT they were saying, only about HOW they were saying it - hence… scribble speak. lol lol lol~ Have a fluffy day! <3 <3 <3

I want jim and toby to be those two mentally ill kids always casually joking about death

Like some small inconvenience happened? Well I guess it’s time to die!

Or jim is in the middle of fighting and he’s just joking about how he’s been waiting for the sweet release of death and all the trolls are fucking confused and wondering why he wants to die so bad but toby is in the back like “same”

Okay, so I’m, like, really suuuuuuper late to the party but I finally got to see “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” (Ultimate Edition) tonight and something that honestly surprised me was how well I thought Ben Affleck handled playing Bruce/Batman.

He definitely had the bulk and size the part called for…

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…but I wasn’t expecting him to hit all of the right emotions.

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And, yeah, then there was this, too. I’m shallow, what can I say? ;)

Originally posted by iwannakarnezi

I knew I’d love Henry Cavill because, well, I already love his Clark/Superman…

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…but Ben surprised me by holding his own. Which was a hard sell because, like, 97% of the movie is him trying to KILL my beloved Clark/Supes, so I was fully prepared to curl my lip at him through most of the movie. ;) The fact that I could still feel for him, even at the times when I was thinking, “Bruce, c’mon, man! Don’t be a jerk!” definitely says a lot!

So, yay! Well done! \o/

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anonymous asked:

I'm cracking up at the thought of the vase becoming a thing. Like Simon rooming with him waiting his turn for the bathroom in the morning and Magnus just walks out with a vase under his arm. People keep going to see him at his loft and the vases are just getting larger and larger. Everyone is confused and trying to work out what is with the vases, are they used for spells? Potions? For High Warlock Stuff??? Really it's just Magnus fucking with everyone.

AOWJEFA STOP I AM HERE FOR THIS. Magnus is such a little shit he would honestly do this. I need him fucking with people for his amusement all season, like I imagine he does this a lot???

Like, I bet Magnus will claim he needs a super rare jewel or unicorn horn or something for the spell. It’s crucial we can’t do the spell without it, and the Clave finally agrees and they scramble to get it for him. It costs them a ton of time and money.

And then he fucking hangs it on his (sideways) belt.

anonymous asked:

Good day :D I absolutely love your imagines/headcanons! I was wondering if you could do on imagine about Gladio's future S/O where she hates his guts and he really loves her. How would he try to win her heart?

Thank you so much!! 

Gladio with a one-sided romance:

  • So it’s hard to really hate Gladio, but for whatever reason, the two of them just get off on entirely the wrong foot.
  • He does something like steal their parking space or talk too loud in a movie and they just decide he pisses them off.
  • But, he thinks they’re cute and goes to talk to them.
  • He turns on the old Gladio charm, all smiles and flirting, and they just give him the cold shoulder.
  • He’s just so confused, why does this total stranger seem to hate him?
  • He’d leave them alone initially, he’s not the type to pursue an obviously unwilling person, but It’d turn out that they have to work together and he spends a lot of time in their company.
  • Sooo even if they gave him the cold shoulder he’d still be really nice to them, and he’d start to realise that oh shit I have feelings for them.
  • I think he’d just be himself around them, he wouldn’t want to be someone he wasn’t just to get someone to have feelings for him- I mean it wouldn’t be him then right?
  • But he really cares for them, so he’s just unconsciously really sweet to them- always making sure they have what they need and bringing them coffee when they seem tired.
  • He doesn’t even realise he’s doing it, and eventually the person sees him for the big sweet goof he is.
  • He wouldn’t even have to make a big gesture to have them stop hating him, it would just happen.