holy shit i hope i'm not too late for roasting zoro bc honestly there's just too much,, but are we not gonna talk abt the time he tried to cut off his own feet (and posed for a hecking statue while almost getting killed by wax)?? Like yeah all good and well but what was he going to do afterwards? strap on springs and jump around like Tigger??
it’s never too late to roast zoro since we determined that every hour is roast zoro hour so WELCOME TO THE PARTY !
tag yourself as extra zoro things im the statue incident
HONESTLY that holds one of the top spots for the most extra things zoro has done in the series (aside from him aggressively cleaning the floors of a marine base with THREE MOPS)
also the image of him with springs at the bottom of his legs is making me laugh so hard i cannot believe that im about to die from a busted lung. IMAGINE HOW TRIGGERED BELLAMY WOULD GET WHEN HE FIRST MEETS SPRING-FOOT ZORO