and i have one massive headcanon about it

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any evak + girl squad headcanons?<3

Okay let me just say I live for evak and the girl squad. Like so so so much. The birthday one shot I did for Even’s birthday was basically just a massive girl squad and Isak hanging out fest. I am obsessed haha

  • So just like the boy squad the girl squad and evak work all for so many different reasons depending on the girl. So Even and Noora find themselves in serious discussions about women’s rights and human rights and equality all together. Even is actually one of the few people that make Noora rethink things she was so sure were the only way to think about them. They listen to each others perspectives and then broaden the way they originally think about something, and it is both beautiful and annoying because Isak is just like ooohhhh eeem geee stop. And then omg Chris cracks up Even so much. her jokes and omg omg omg 
  • Okay so Chris does not let Even forget that she had this ‘connection’ with Isak. She is all “So Even, you know I am really glad that Isak found you because, I mean we kinda had a thing” and Even raises his eyebrows and is like “really?” she nods “Oh yeah, gawd our energy, the sexual tension, it was electrifying!” then she lowers her head in pity “poor Isak tho, He tried to make me jealous once which didn’t work, and then by the time he would have been ready to profess his love for me I had already found my Kasper. I can tell it really cut him up.” Even is just like “wow, I had no idea” and she is all “yeah it hurt so much that no other girl could compare. But I mean I’m just glad he finally got over me,” And Even laughs and says “same Chris, same.” 
  • And then ahhh Eva and Isak are finally reunited. They had such a precious friendship before the snake stuff went down and now they are baaack. They like have so many silly inside jokes and do such fun and silly stuff together that just makes everyone smile and go “ahhh you two” Like Isak and Eva’s super cute and adorable shenanigans truly come out together and Even and Vilde just sit there all heart eyed as they watch Isak and Eva compete to see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouths. (this of course leads to some inappropriate jokes from the girls, especially Chris who says something along the lines of “this is really a competition to see who is better at fitting something else in their mouths” Even laughs of course and gives her a dick joke of his own. they are adorable) 
  • Oh and Eva showers Even in stories of baby Isak. of all the goofy stuff he did in middle school, and how his obsession with trying to rap began. And she leans forward and whispers “I’m pretty sure he actually thinks he’s really good so just go with it so we can get more footage of him being a dork” And Even is like “That won’t be a problem” and shows her the million videos he has secretly taken of Isak doing silly things and it is amazing and Eva is giggling and telling him a story for every video he shares with her. And it is like so perfect. <3 
  • Ahhh Sana my angel Sana gets along so well with our boys. Her and Isak are so so close (as we know) and they just mock each other and banter in such a fond way. It is adorable. and then Sana pays out Isak to Even which he loooooves but then Just like Sana and Isak, Even and Sana talk about so much issues that are happening in society and religion and cultural beliefs and basically their own personal values that truly make them understand each other and feel less alone. It’s beautiful. Sana clearly has a soft spot for both these boys which the girls tease her about immensely. Because this one time Even corrected her and the whole table just gasped and went into a dead silence, waiting for Sana to put him in his place buuuut instead she was like “Oh yes. Thank you. So anyway…” and they are just like OMG and now they laugh and go “Sana is a softie!” and Sana just glares and is like “I can make you all disappear.” 
  • And then Vilde omg I love Vilde + evak. I actually want to write a real drabble about this one day (I will when I finish the prompts and get a chapter out for each fic ahhh) so anyway this one is so funny because Isak and Even absolutely adore and love Vilde buuuut in completely different ways. So to Isak, Vilde is that super annoying little sister who is just like always there asking him things and telling him things and interrupting kissy time with his boyfriend and he is just like “oh my gawd Vilde I don’t care what dress you are wearing! Just cos I am dating a boy doesn’t mean I know fashion. gawd” And then she lectures him on his manners and he tells her to look in a mirror and she says I was gonna say the same to you but then I thought you would probably break it and they just totally bicker like siblings and it’s adorable. But then Even, oh Even he finds Vilde so endearing and sweet and he just wants to protect her and keep her happy and safe from the world. So this makes things awkward cos he is always like “Vilde join us to the movies tonight!” when she is complaining about having no plans and Isak is just like “ummm baby what the actual hell” because it always turns into Vilde rambling and Even listening politely while Isak is rolling his eyes and mumbling under his breath. He really does love her tho. Like if anyone actually hurt Vilde he would be the first to be like “I will defeat you with my muscles” and Even would be all “Isak you are the softest boy I know” and Isak is all “I am the master at fighting” and Even is just like “Okaaaaay sure Jan” 

Ahhh omg this is ridiculously long and probably not very good. I think I will try to make a better girl squad and evak headcanon in the future haha sorry for messing this up :( 

Voltron Headcanons - Galra Biology

So somehow I ended up falling into the Voltron fandom and so far I’ve really been enjoying it!  Aside from all the fantastic character-building with Shiro, my favorite thing about the new season was definitely confirmed part-Galra Keith???  A few days ago @xerospark and I ended up doing a massive ramble about Galra biology and how it might relate to Keith’s Galra ancestry, and we decided to post some of our favorite headcanons.  

xerospark’s post about Galra Keith specifically is over here, but I had a lot of thoughts about Galra biology in general, so I decided to post those under the cut.  I’d love to hear people’s thoughts on these, and feel free to add on your own headcanons if you have them!   

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anonymous asked:

Do you have more headcanons about Rita?

  • Rita has eaten an entire tub of frosting before. Rita will eat an entire tub of frosting again. You cannot stop this. No one can stop this.
  • She’s allergic to cats and doesn’t own one herself but this has absolutely never stopped her from petting other people’s cats, or from actively seeking out cats to pet
  • She didn’t know Juno at the HCPD, except by reputation, because they worked in different precincts. Frankly, it was a little disappointing after everything she’d heard to finally meet him – a lot shorter than she expected, for one thing, and really grumpy, and not so scary, and mostly just drunk a lot back then (she could kick herself now for having thought that – she loves Mr. Steel he’s not disappointing except well maybe she wishes he were nicer sometimes but only she gets to think that).
  • Aside from the aunt mentioned in Prince of Mars, Rita is constantly mentioning a rotating cast of several dozen relatives to Juno. He kind of assumes they’re made up but they do actually exist and she is in fact visiting all of them on a regular basis. Her family is legitimately massive.
  • He hasn’t noticed yet that she’s never mentioned her parents, though. Or that he’s still the first person she mentions when she’s listing family. (Rita knows there’s more than one kind of family.)
  • Definitely eats peanut butter (crunchy) out of the jar with a spoon.
  • At least once a year some government suit shows up at the office and asks a lot of nosy questions about what exactly they do here and security breaches but she knows they don’t have proof she was doing anything and she was only looking at those files for fun anyway and usually Mr. Steel just glares at them until they stop trying to bluff her into saying something and leave.
  • She met Mick when he called the office to check whether Juno was okay a week or so after what happened in Oldtown and she traced his call and showed up at his door crying and yelling threats about how she’d get him back for whatever he’d done to Mr. Steel. They spent the remainder of the time until Juno got back searching and panicking together. Rita also had some input regarding a few of his ideas. They are now fast friends and it’s entirely possible that the schemes they are cooking up will lead to the end of human civilization as they know it.
  • Really hopes that Juno works with Alessandra again at some point because she may or may not have developed a massive crush on her when they met a few times visiting Juno in the hospital.
  • She has an ongoing argument with Juno about how her favorite movies are the ones with ambiguous endings because half the fun is thinking about it afterwards!!!!! But apparently SOME people like to just watch the movie and be done with it, where is the fun in that, boss

anonymous asked:

I was reading a destiel fanfic today and it was SO homophobic- Dean was straight and Cas was viewed almost like a sexual predator, and Dean kept having "internalized homophobia" except it was just homophobia in general and he kept being really mean to Cas when Cas kissed him back/ect, even though he kissed him first! He even hit him. Anyways it just really ruined my day! So I was wondering if you had any fluffy headcannons? (preferably NOT about Dean being disgusted by gay men haha 😕 )

oh that sucks…

I have a #destiel headcanons tag!

Hmm…a few fun short ones to get you started :) I love you for making me think of these, these made me happy.

Originally posted by literarycasualty

- Cas loves candy. Cas and Sam share a massive bag of candy most Netflix nights so they sit next to each other with Dean relegated to the chair until Dean gets frustrated by this and suddenly they both find themselves with a nicely prepared bowl each of candy each so that Dean can sit by Cas on the bed, with Sam rolling his eyes when he sees the two bowls laid out the first time :p  Once Dean and Cas are official though Sam goes straight back to sharing with Cas and claiming his own time with the guy as, come on, he’s his best friend too, Dean can’t hog him ALL The time!

- Cas and Sam going on runs together and being super best friends.

- Dean loves to cook for newly human Cas who loves being taken care of by Dean, as it makes Dean happy but he also wants to learn to cook for himself properly, he never really got the chance at the Gas n Sip, living off microwaveable meals so Dean teaches Cas to cook and they bond over it so much. Cas discovers that he isn’t hugely fond of garlic but really loves exotic spices and gets Dean and Sam really into ethnic food.

- Dean loves to hold Cas when they are cuddling or drapes his arm around his back / chair when sat in a diner or on the couch but at night it’s Cas who cuddles Dean, Dean is nearly always the little spoon, except for when Cas might have a bit of a dark moment when of course Dean takes extra good care of him.

- They generally are soft and gentle but once Cas gets going, in bed, he can get quite dominating, because he is so keen to make Dean feel good he really loves to take control to make it happen and Dean loves it, there is always however, even when Cas is pushing him around and Dean is loving it, a look of love and veneration in Cas’ eyes and the slightest touch from Dean can make him go back to more gentle loving if that is what he needs in that moment.

- They’re so disgustingly in love that Sam can’t even bring himself to make fun of them when they throw googley eyes at each other or get into a heated argument and start licking their lips, he just leaves the room with a smile on his face. He’s just happy that they’re happy, they deserve it.

more sickrent headcanons

- simon just constantly brings dogs home. they never stay and he may have stolen them but there’s always just at least 1 dog present. he really loves dogs
- simon and mark go ice skating and simons rly good at it. mark can’t take one step without falling down (this may be because im bitter about the massive bruise i got ice skating)
- simon is in marks phone as “💉💖”
- mother superior knew about their relationship before anyone else. including them
- mark wants kids at some point and simon, for obvious reasons, does not. ever
- diane doesn’t know that mark and simon are dating so sometimes she shows up and simon just hides in the bathroom and one time diane finds him and just screams because simons just sitting in the bathtub fully clothed
- simon makes edibles and rents thinks they’re like normal brownies and simon has to drive him to the hospital because he ate 9
- mark “i swear to god if you make me miss another episode of the bachelor simon im going to break up with you” renton
- taxes are a goddamn nightmare so they do each other’s for fun and this always ends horribly
- whenever they get arrested they make sure they’re close to each other
- simon is the most protective boyfriend of all time. you touch mark and you’re found dead in a ditch. simon would fight begbie for rents

anonymous asked:

Hey Sirius is Remus tight? (Wink Wonk)

Sirius: What a fabulous question to begin with, I applaud you. Now, Remus is not the first man I’ve been with, but holy shit, he has one glorious - 

Remus: Sirius, what the hell?! We’ve talked about this, you will not just go around bragging about how big my junk is to complete strangers.

Sirius: But they asked! I can’t deny someone your massive -

Remus: I will hurt you.

Sirius: - really superb - 

Remus: If you finish that, you won’t have a fiance.

Sirius: - magnificent - 

Remus: The wedding’s off.

Sirius: - cock. So to sum it up, I would go with hell yes.

Okay, so, imagine Les Amis playing board games! They’d all be so competitive!

Monopoly is a death match but also don’t let Enjolras play because it becomes a rant about capitalism

Cluedo is a battle of wits, Courfeyrac is the god of it despite Jehan’s insistence that they are better… Bossuet always gets 2/3 but can never get the final thing (it’s always the location)

They have game nights which end up lasting for days at a time because none of them are willing to give up!

But the ultimate game is Trivial Pursuit, they work in teams and it becomes violently competitive and that’s only PICKING the teams!

Team one is Combeferre (nature/science), Courfeyrac (entertainment), Enjolras (history), Cosette (sport) and Marius (partly history, partly because you can’t have Cosette without Marius… and they NEED Cosette)

Team two is Joly (his science nature rivals Ferre’s), Bossuet (one board game that he’s actually incredibly good at), Musichetta (entertainment and sport), Jehan (art and literature), Feuilly (history) and Eponine (everything but science)

But then Grantaire turns up to one of their game nights (read: gets dragged there by Joly and Bossuet) and whilst Joly and Bossuet try to claim him for their team, Ferre points out that the teams are already uneven and that Team two also having Grantaire would be completely unfair.

So Taire joins Team one… and not only have they finally filled art and literature (this guy is a freaking genius!) his entertainment knowledge is almost as good as Courf’s and he also knows loads about sport AND about science AND his history knowledge is as good as Enj’s AND he’s quicker

Basically Grantaire is the board game god and I want all of his friends clamouring to have him on their team because he’s incredible!

Just Les Amis being massive nerds and playing board games

They call him the Guess Monster. With his flawless aim and terrifying ability to read and predict his targets, he was a born assassin. Other than that, not much else is known about him. To hire this mysterious man is tricky, somehow he always knows who needs him and who he needs to kill. It goes with the alias most people conclude. He is an enigma wrapped in a mystery and sealed in a conspiracy. Not much is known about him although rumour on the streets says that he’s part of the notorious assassins organisation; ‘Shiratorizawa’. To attempt to dig any deeper is a fools quest - those who have tried to unravel the mystery have simply ceased to be…

I told myself not to but after reading @gue55-monster‘s headcanon submissions, this one in particular stuck out to me and I couldn’t help myself. I have so much other stuff to do which is why this is a massive scribble but I can never resist an opportunity to draw my son being a murderer. 

AND just on the off chance there ends up being a Shiratorizawa Assassins!AU, I would be totally on board with that. *hint hint*

cinnamonskull  asked:

31 + 8 (I think I know all the answers except this one???) : )

8. Have you ever shipped yourself with a character? Does having a massive crush on Raphael when I was younger count? Lean mean and green! 

31. Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love. 

JayTim. 

Neither of them realize they like each other until it hits them both in the face. Everyone knows before them because they’re both clueless and stubborn. Even though they might become a ‘thing’ I dont think they’d ever call each other boyfriend/lover etc. They’re just “Jason and Tim”.

That doesn’t mean they don’t care. They’re very supportive in their own way- they don’t live in each other’s back pocket, but you can bet that they’d be across town ASAP if they felt like the other needed them. 

Jason actually likes to read out loud. Its soothing for him and Tim finds he actually enjoys the cadence of Jay’s voice so it becomes a regular deal. 

Jason is an excellent cook and a neat freak. Tim gets by well enough, but he’s a mess around the house.

Jason has a praise kink a mile long that Tim fully exploits. 

Jason likes to show up at WE and stir the pot… he loves adding to the rumor mill that there’s something going on between the infamous Red Hood and the Wayne Heir. Tim hates the PR debacles. 

Tim can play Jason like a fiddle; Jason hates and loves it depending on the situation ; )

anonymous asked:

Considering how Nik's been emphasising in interviews how J/C is an abusive relationship, I wonder if the show will make that much more overt now that Cersei has all this power. If I recall correctly, Cersei had Jaime's golden hand commissioned for him while Jaime himself did it in the books. And she had that look of horror on her face when she first saw his stump and he's never removed it in her presence either so maybe that might come up this season?

Well, as always, the warning goes that we cannot take any interview as gospel as to how future outcomes in seasons are going to be (Nik in particular… he loves to troll, even though in this case, I believe it’s his honest assessment of the JC situation and also his *take* on it in his portrayal of Jaime as far as the narrative allows for it), so we cannot easily deduce that something of that sort will come up in a particular context to highlight the matter. I do think that Nik talks about it because that is his general opinion of the relationship, this abusive relationship that it has been for way too long, has lasted for way too long and does neither one any good (well, safe for strategic purposes on Cersei’s side – because she does have advantages of having Jaime still in her camp, but that is another matter).

However, I, too, wonder if the show will want to add up to the idea of having rearranged Cersei having commissioned the golden hand instead of Jaime. After all, the show has *removed* a lot of the horrible things Cersei has done in the books (or at least delayed… one will have to see). And while I don’t judge this as horrible or so in any way, this may be one of the things that will add up to the divorce narrative we have seen unfolding in the books by now already and is yet to unfold on the show to full effect.

Nik has been talking about how that is no look of love after Jaime returns basically *from the war* after his maiming and everything he has been through. While I don’t want to play blame game here – she is shocked, so yeah, you cannot expect her to react a certain way. Reactions are impulses that you cannot control in that sense. However, once time passed and she has that hand made for him later on, her attitude is no longer attributable to mere shock, and it’s more ripe to be considered along the lines of this being her general attitude towards him and his disability during that time. And it *is* telling that her reaction is (within show narrative) to cover it up, to conceal it, and coat it in something beautiful, something golden.

As Michele Clapton said in an interview wherein she also discussed Jaime’s golden hand, it’s a hand made to “caress.” And seen from that perspective, I find that not only a wonderful choice on behalf of the costume design department, but also quite telling in the sense of how Cersei regards it and reflects on it in that scene, talking about how elegant it is, whereas Jaime would rather have something more practical. Because that shows that this hand is basically about her (in a diverted sense from the books, where Jaime thinks about having this hand made *so Cersei will like it*, to over-simplify here), it’s meant to caress (her), it’s overly decorated, heavily ornamented, something that she could basically wear to match her outfits by the time if it were made fit to her hand.

And *that* in itself is something that I take as a subtle but still strong narrative hint transmitted via the costume choices, which have been for the very most part so very on-point in terms of storytelling (the one thing I bracket is Greyworm’s Nipplevest, I have yet to figure out why that Nipplevest came into existence………).

All of that eventually found, to me at least, its peak in that admittedly still VERY questionable scene (let’s be real, I hated it with my guts, but… delay pattern… so strong delay patterns…) in the WST, where they eventually hooked up again to make blegh. She kisses *his golden hand* – and that is also, I believe, very symbolic in that she kisses that which is beautiful, unharmed, perfect, is what she chose it to be via having the hand made in just that fashion.

Now, to cut to the point at last (sorry for the rambling)… and more towards what is always the topic of most of my posts, which is JB’s undying lurve yet to finally enter Bang City….

Originally posted by wackygoofball

Anyway, back on target: I expect that there will be a subversion of that in Brienne’s behavior towards Jaime and his stump that will be a stark contrast to what we have seen in Cersei’s continuous reactions towards that particular *blemish* of his, or at least so perceived blemish. While I am not yet sure if that will come up in season 7, it’d be something very good to use for season 8 the same way.

However, no matter when it happens, I think that is a wonderful narrative means of establishing *difference* - which is to say that this would neatly show their diferent reactiosn to teh same object without the necessity of establishing how one is wrong or the other right, it would just show how different they react to Jaime in that way, and the question would then be what Jaime would *rather* have. So yeah, I would find that REALLY neat.

As to Cersei being more abusive towards him now that she is in power… the issue is that she, up until now, still needs him around to do shit for her (Cersei does not lead armies, Cersei knows shi about leading armies… in general, Cersei can only plan so and so far into the future before it comes to bite her in the ass - see High Sparrow shenanigan, because karma is a bitch).

Things may swing another way if Euron were to offer her more and she feels more certain about herself and her agenda being fulfilled that she may consider no longer holding on to Jaime as tightly as she did, because, let’s be real, other than Jaime, she had no support system because she took *good* care of getting rid of anyone not her.

Because to Cersei, anyone but Cersei equals enemy. 😉

So yeah, that is something only the next season will bring, as always. However, what I can well see is that Cersei will be more cocksure about herself now that she assumed the position she *wanted* and that puts her even more before Jaime than her being Queen or Queen Regent or Lady of Casterly Rock ever did or would have. That may lead to her believing that he will just take any slight she has been throwing his direction (see her repeatedly calling him dumb, useless, or what not that Jaime’s always only ever shrugged at up until now).And that may well show abusive characters fo the relationship that was marked by having to stay together in the face of arising hardships, etc. that alos put the label of necessity on top of their relationship.

I would find it interesting, to be honest, to see more of that sort in their relationship to highlight that what is at the wrong is not just that this is, ugh, incest, reproductive incest, which already makes it ten thousand miles of nope, but that he gets a sense of in how far Cersei has been taking advantage of him without having them in mind in the way that it has been driving him primarily. Because that is what would give both their characters a push in terms of development, show!Cersei finally creeping out of the holes of “motherhood is my one defining factor in contrast to my book counterpart who’s only ever defined by being a psychotic narcisstic person who should seek out a doctor” - we have to see her step up more to the game o total villain, after all.

And Jaime would gain more of a sense of his self, about what he wants from a relationship, and not just about catering her and her needs as far as his morality conceptions or lack thereof allow (because show!Jaime has repeatedly been acting against Cersei via his relationship with Brienne, his continuous helping her particularly in finding, securing, and aiding Sansa, which was brought to a first peak with him having been willing to send the Tullys North if they had surrendered the castle to the terms Brienne and he talked about first – which would have been a MASSIVE refusal of anything Cersei ever wanted of him).

But yeah, more than anything, I am holding my breath for seeing Brienne act very differently towards his injury and not trying to cover it up – inside my mind, there are a million of headcanons about how Brienne tenderly touches the stump after removing the golden hand, kisses it, whatever, and all of that reduces me to a puddle of JB Feels – but being tender towards him as this now blemished man whose perfect exterior got cracks and made him one of the broken things and put him much closer to Brienne, who’s also getting degraded due to socially constructed blemishes that mean to dictate that her being “ugly” according to societal standards that dictate what beauty is supposed to be.

Cersei being a buttcrack about it in the next season would be a nice call back and would be a very nice way of setting up the different directions, but I am not holding my breath for it because screentime is ever the more valuable with the shortened seasons… we may have to read a lot more between the lines than we have to anyway.

… I hope that answered the question halfway coherently.

Thanks for the question!

AND FEEL THE HYPE!!!

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anonymous asked:

Out of curiosity, do you have any bi Rosa headcanons?

of course i do!

-rosa realises she’s bi at the age of thirteen, when she befriends an older girl who lives on her building. she wants to be a graffiti artist, is always in trouble and ropes rosa into all of her schemes. rosa doesn’t understand why she wants to spend all of her time with this girl and she gets massively defensive when her sisters are rude about her. one of them says “if i didn’t know better i’d think you had a crush on her” and that’s when it dawns on rosa that she does, in fact, have a crush.

-(her first kiss actually ends up being with this girl’s skinny younger brother on the fire escape about six months later and she tries to ignore the fact she feels a little guilty about it. not so long after the girl and her brother move away and she tries to forget the whole thing)

-by the time she gets to high school, rosa has evolved from being a really awkward, socially-inept, lanky kid into the rosa diaz we know. even as a freshman she terrifies most of the other students at her catholic school and is constantly reprimanded for wearing her leather jacket which is “not, and never will be, part of the school’s uniform”. her new-found identity gives her the confidence she needs to explore her sexuality a bit more.

-one of the ten nuns she wanted to beat up catches her kissing a girl from her history class in a supply closet and calls in her parents. she’s grounded for a month but they never speak to her about the incident again. 

-after that, a rumour starts that she’s a lesbian but that stops pretty quickly when she gets a motorbike-riding boyfriend who’s equally as intimidating as her.

-she gets her first girlfriend in her senior year and tells no one about it. her parents and sisters just believe that they’re close friends but her girlfriend’s parents know and have rosa round for dinner at least once a week.

-in college she comes out pretty much straight away and everyone is a lot more accepting of her than her high school friends. she dates a few people and has to try and stop her friends trying to set her up with every gay/bi/pan girl they come across.

-she doesn’t come out to jake in the academy so much as leave the bar with a girl one night. he doesn’t seem phased by it at all and later she finds out that he’s bi too. it takes a while for him to get her to open up about her experiences though but after she does their friendship is basically cemented.

-she has a very minor crush on amy after she transfers to the nine-nine but it disappears quite quickly once she works out that the other detective is, in fact, a massive nerd. somehow they become friends and rosa can’t quite believe she ever found her attractive. (she never tells jake about this really. after amy’s first week the two of them are at shaw’s talking about her and rosa says “i guess she’s quite hot though” to which jake responds “hot!?!!?! she’s a pain in my ass, rosa!”)

-unlike jake, everyone in the squad knows about rosa’s sexuality, simply because she never attempts to hide it. sometimes she has a girlfriend, sometimes she has a boyfriend, sometimes she has a non-binary significant other. one time hitchcock made a gross, perverted comment and she punched him so hard he had to take three days off work but apart from that, everyone just accepts it.

some modern verse headcanons involving katsu to distract me from my massive headache:

katsu is shiro’s shiba inu, adopted as an emotional support animal. katsu is short for tonkatsu bc shiro has a tendency to name his pets after food for some reason.

he’s a super well behaved dog who is almost constantly following shiro around on his heels. has a helpful knack for seeming to know when shiro’s having a bad day and manages to get extra cuddly on these days. also doesn’t leave shiro’s side on days like this.

shiro puts bandanas around katsu’s neck in that kind of signature shibe style. and yes, he has several different ones. including holiday themed ones.

much of shiro’s instagram becomes dedicated to katsu and he even has a little youtube channel set up specifically for silly and/or cute videos of his dog. actually gets pretty decent views because katsu is one quirky little doggo.

katsu has a violent tail wag. his whole butt wiggles with the force of his wagging.

bearxqthings  asked:

Hi!!~ :) So I found you through YouTube and I'm so glad you have a Tumblr. x) I was wondering how you'd view Craig and Tweek's relationship? I view it this way: They're happy together, but have small arguments now and then, but get over it quickly. Craig would never intentionally hurt Tweek in any way and they're patient with each other. I also like to think they have a small apartment together. (They're 18 in the way I imagine it.) I also feel like Craig would have a job, AND they'd own a dog~

I have a million Aus and conflicting headcanons, all of which I think kinda equally about. Right now I’m engrained in their relationship in my fanfic Small Lifeforms, so that’s how I’m usually imagining them nowadays lol.

They’re in their mid twenties, they both work, they’re both massive dorks, and they have a tiny one thrown into the mix.

I’m glad you found me ! A lot of people end up coming my way through YouTube so maybe I should try and do stuff there more often! (Also you’re domestic headcanon are so cute thanks for sharing them !!! ))

Do This: List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or as little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. This can be writing, art, gifsets, whatever.

et tu, @mosylufanfic?

1) the biggest and most ambitious project currently eating my brain is an ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE Harry Potter!Rogue One au, which @shewhoisneondaisies and I have alternatively plotting/headcanoning/brainstorming for the past four months. it features Gryffindor Primary/Slytherin Secondary!Jyn, Hufflepuff Primary/Slytherin Secondary!Cassian, Gryffindor Primary/Hufflepuff Secondary Bodhi, Ravenclaw Primary/Slytherin Secondary!Kay, itinerant DADA professors Baze and Chuirrut, Saw Gerrera being a wizard who went too far down the stone circle, Quidditch, fae creatures, a complete and total disregard for any North American wizarding world JK Rowling came up with, and faerie courts! 

ask us more about it, for real. the sheer amount of worldbuilding we’ve done for this is absurd. Sarah gets full credit for being a co-author and co-conspirator. 

2) a much shorter Jyn-dressing-up-to-go-undercover and Cassian-being-poleaxed-by-it piece that I promised @starssight inspired by a pic of Felicity being very pretty. 

3) the Mummy!Rebelcaptain au I keep swearing I’ll write (featuring Jyn as Rick and Cassian as Evie)

4) …maaaaaybe a continuation of my Westallen Catch Me If You Can fic??? if I ever get around to watching the rest of the third season

that’s all I got??? @incognitajones, @leralynne and @shewhoisneondaisies, you’re up. 

Jail Break

This took WAY too long for me to post, and for that I’m incredibly sorry. But here it is, the jail break of the century with some not-so-subtle references to Heathens by TØP! (Disclaimer: I know nothing about how prisons actually work, so if there’s any sort of detail that doesn’t make sense you know why)

•Jack, Roger, Maurice, Simon, and Ralph are all in jail
•Jack and Roger are the only ones who knew each other before prison; they were partners in crime, and are in for attempted robbery of a bank
•Maurice is in for breaking/entering and trespassing
•Ralph is in for hacking into secure government files
•No one knows what Simon is in for…he seems too innocent, but rumors say that he killed somebody
•(He didn’t actually kill anyone, someone framed him very convincingly)
•Jack quickly establishes his dominance among the other prisoners; they were skeptical of him at first, not dealing with outsiders very well, but after winning a few fights and having Roger secretly threaten anyone who didn’t follow his rules, he clawed his way to the top
•Maurice got mixed up with the two of them when he challenged one of Jack’s rules, but for some reason Jack liked him and took him under his wing
•Ralph tries his best to stay out of everything, and found himself gravitating toward Simon for some reason
•Simon is like a breath of fresh air in the prison, his gentle voice and calm nature could make anyone forget the amount of trouble they were truly in
•And it’s ironic that Simon is the calmest out of everyone there, since his supposed crime is the one that could result in the most severe punishment
•One day Ralph finds Simon in tears, convinced that he’s going to be sentenced to death for a crime he didn’t commit
•Seeing the genuine fear and innocence in the boy, Ralph begins to devise a plan to escape
•Piggy visits Ralph right when he needs it most. The two of them have been close for years, and Piggy was actually Ralph’s partner in crime (only Ralph got caught for breaking into the files though)
•The two of them have even invented their own variation of language to communicate secretly
•They use this method to work out an escape plan
•Word gets around the prison of the intended jail break, and Jack takes particular interest in this
•Ralph has trust issues, not to mention he’s good at smelling people’s intentions, so he is reluctant to let Jack on board with the plan
•He fears that he may do something to endanger him and Simon in order to save himself, or at least something of that extent
•Plus they’re all sketchy af, which says a LOT considering they’re all in a prison (Ralph has even secretly dubbed them the Murderer, the Psychopath, and the Freak-Show)
•However, Jack and his gang are much more physically fit/intimidating than Ralph and Simon, so Ralph agrees to let them in on the plan to have more man power
•Finally the night of the escape arrived; Piggy had previously bribed three of the guards, who then let Ralph, Simon, Jack, Roger, and Maurice out of their cells late at night
•They walked them toward a back exit, near where Piggy was parked with the get-away van, but four other guards noticed this
•A fight ensued, and Ralph took this opportunity to grab Simon and lose Jack, Roger, and Maurice (whom he didn’t want escaping with them anyway)
•Jack wasn’t about to let his one chance of escape slip by though; he left Roger and Maurice in the fray and sprinted after Ralph and Simon
•Through the hallways he followed them, listening for their footsteps as Ralph tried to find a second exit
•Just when Jack thought he was about to round the corner and come face to face with them, he was caught by three other guards
•They took him back to his cell, and relocated Roger and Maurice to different cell blocks entirely
•Ralph and Simon made their way to the roof, from which they scaled down the building and sprinted toward Piggy and the van
•They knew they were spotted, but they kept going anyway
•They escaped by the seat of their pants and ditched the van on the side of the highway
•The three of them ventured deep into the woods to hide out for the night, and to hopefully put some more distance between them and the prison the next day
•A massive man hunt was launched to find the escapees, but they were never found
•And Jack promised himself, as well as Roger and Maurice, that one day Ralph and Simon would pay for leaving them behind

anonymous asked:

Germany?

1: sexuality headcanon

Demisexual/Homosexual

2: otp

GER///ITA

3: brotp

Germany & America, and Germany & Japan

4: notp

Any ship that isn’t ger///ita

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

He has a massive sweet tooth, but he’s extremely picky so he only eats desserts that he makes himself

6: favorite line from this character

“Friends? Ja, this could work…we don’t have to kiss, do we?”

7: one way in which I relate to this character

We both like cute things

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Nothing about this character gives me second hand embarrassment 

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Cinnamon Roll