and i have no idea wtf he was wearing

gather round tumblr it’s time for a story about why you shouldn’t solicit conversation with a stranger with a put down about their generation

i sat down about 30 minutes ago in the lobby of a very nice hotel, intending to do some writing. i have my laptop and my cellphone. as i settled, i checked some stuff on my phone, then turned to my laptop. because there aren’t many plugs, i’m sitting in a cluster of couches and instead of being by myself there’s an he’s an older gentleman across from me, polo shirt, salt and pepper hair. was very polite when i asked if he minded if i tucked myself in the corner of the couch

but apparently


he thinks computers are full of satan or something

because no sooner have i opened up goddamn word when he goes, “you kids and your electronics.”

ah, excellent, unsolicited conversation with a perfect stranger that comes with a critique of modern communication. fight me, bro, you got no idea who you’re tangling with. so naturally i push up my metaphorical sleeves (metaphorical because i’m in a goddamn resort and pavement is melting; i’m wearing a very nice goddamn dress and i’d look like a fucking soccer mom named helen if i had blonde hair) and very politely, i smash his face into the floor with “i’m sorry?” in an utterly flabbergasted tone because dude wtf and no one delivers slick put downs when they’re caught off guard

“i’m here reading my newspaper and after this my wife and i are going on a hike” (lol good luck with that dude the pavement is melting and you want to hike in the mountains) “and we’re going to interact with each other.” he gives my computer a v pointed look

naturally, i have the perfect response to this. it is pithy and eloquent and will surely put him in his place: “i… like to write, and it’s easier on a laptop?”

“it seems to me” (HERE WE GO) “that your generation” (OH GOOD) “is losing the ability to interact with other people.” (O OK) “my grandchildren never take their eyes off their cellphones anymore!” 

and here he pauses and looks at me. as if he expects me to agree. 

so i say “you were born in the 50s, right?” he says he was born in 59. “well, it seems to me that your generation is really fond of adultery, embezzlement, and corporate fraud, among other things, and i’m really enjoying paying for your retirement.”

i admit: i had this line canned after a little snarl i had with my mom the other night.

he stares at me. i stare back. 

“you also realize,” i say, quickly typing socrates kids these days quote into google, “that people have been saying kids these days since socrates said, and i quote, children now love luxury. they have bad manners. contempt for authority. they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.” i look up at him. he’s staring at me still.

i’m shaking because man fuck confrontation but also how hilarious is this because i literally had a fight with my mom about this twelve hours ago. i literally have a cranky tweet about it. “so it seems to me that making sweeping generalizations about people based on pretty arbitrary age groupings is kind of ridiculous since i’m pretty sure you’re not cheating on your wife or stealing from your company.”

he goes beat red because now i’m embarrassed him, and i feel really fucking bad because i didn’t mean to embarrass him, but also hey dude fuck you

SO OF COURSE he says “did your parents teach you any manners?”

and there goes the last of my embarrassment because hey fuck you dude the only person who can insult my parents is fucking me. and i say, without even thinking because this is when you have the snappiest rejoinders, “well they did teach me not to open unsolicited conversation with a stranger by insulting them so.”

at this point the dude’s wife shows up and they leave, and the waiter asks me if i want anything to drink and i’m like “yes please give me all your vodka” but instead i say “ice water” because the pavement is melting and if i puke from nerves after that, i don’t want to snort alcohol out my nose

that’s it that’s my story

By my side

Genre: Fluff

Pairing: Yoongi X reader

Fandom: BTS

Request: say Yoongi gets up in the middle of the night cause he randomly got an idea for a song so he goes out to the living room to work on it. And his girl comes waddling out wearing his shirt and some cute frilly panties rubbing her eyes and whining like “Teddy~” and he’s all like “Teddy wtf” and she’s like “Cause you’re my teddy bear~ And I can’t sleep without my teddy bear~“ 

Originally posted by yoongijae

In the middle of the dream you weren’t having something started to wake you up. You felt the bed shift but just assumed that your boyfriend had turned over in his sleep. You reach out to hold him closer but your arm lands on the empty bedside next to you. Your eyes start to open and of course, Yoongi’s missing. As you sit up you take notice of the bright light coming from the living room peaking out from the cracked bedroom door. When you open it you find him sitting on the couch with his laptop, typing away. Your steps cause him to look up at you.

“Teddy…” You mumbled, rubbing your eyes in front of him.

He tilts his head in confusion. He’s almost distracted by your cute attire but he tried to stay focused as he hears what you called him. Yoongi just assumed you were still half awake.

“Y/N maybe you should go back to bed-”

“No. I’m not sleeping if you aren’t. I need my teddy bear to sleep next to me.”

Yoongi’s face flushes with a pink undertone when he realizes your new nickname for him. 

“I wasn’t trying to wake you up. I just got an idea so I came out here to work.”

You reached your hand out to him.

“You can do it in our room…I just want you to be next to me.”

He nods, standing up with the laptop in one hand and using the other to hold yours as you lead him into the bedroom. He crawls back into bed, resting his back on the headboard with the laptop now in his lap. You got in next to him and rested your head next to him. Unable to fall asleep again you watched him type the words onto the document. You squinted since the screen was so bright but the more you read the words you started to notice something familiar. 

“….Is this song….about us?”

He shyly smiles. “It’s noticeable, huh?”

“I mean, to me it is but shouldn’t you write about something related to your fans or youth experiences?”

Yoongi shrugged. “I only write about things that are important to me and right now you’re the most important thing to me.”

You grew quiet.

“What is it?” He asked.

You reach for him once more. “I want to kiss you but i’m too tired to sit up again.”

“Now you sound like me.”  He laughed, leaning down to give you a light kiss. 

“Please try to go back to sleep. I’m sorry I woke you up..”

You smiled. “I will but you better not think of leaving this bed again.”

“I won’t.” He said. focusing back on his writing.


He let out another tired chuckle. “Yes, I promise.”

He continues to keep writing down all of his ideas, email them to Namjoon as well as the other lyricists at BigHit, and shuts down his laptop to set it down next to the bed. He tries to get comfortable in the bed, seeing you already fast asleep. Yoongi’s hand comes out to rest on your face, moving his thumb gently on your cheek. You winced, causing him to freeze. He was afraid he woke you up again but you just continued to lightly snore. He lets out a sigh of relief and kisses your forehead. He can finally rest for the night knowing your slight neediness for him that he found so adorable. He hoped you’d never get tired of being next to him because he planned to be there for quite a while.

anonymous asked:

could i request seungwoo roommate!au????

thanks for requesting!! 

edit: its 4 am and i finally finished,,,haven’t betad so ill fix tmr morning !!

- even though he can clearly take care of himself, you always end up looking after him bc you’re scared that he will somehow end himself when you’re gone

- you met him while you were hanging up posters for a roommate bc you couldn’t handle the fees all at once lol and it would be nice for an extra hand around

- daniel ended up moving in with jisung and even though he promised seongwoo that they would live together smh

- so seongwoo needed to find a place fast bc he preferred to not crash in a cramped apartment the whole year lol

- and found your ad for needing a roomie!! so he contacted you and it was history from there

- it was awkward at first but he always ended up cracking jokes to lighten the mood (which always works hehe)

- you two end up getting to know each other well and it seemed like you two are basically bffs lol

- becomes very affectionate to you so get used to skinship

- likes to ruffle your hair or give you big hugs or anything really

- or sometimes cuddles but not a lot!! because seongwoo would freeze up bc why is his heart beating so fast??

- seongwoo is in the dance club for the college so he always ends up coming home late and sometimes doesn’t make it to his room and just crashes in the living room sofa

- and you’re always home before him bc work ended earlier so you’re always there to take care of him

- u just kinda,,leave him there bc he was kinda heavy lol so you just cover him with a blanket and leave dinner in the microwave and a glass of water on the table for him when he wakes up

- even when its his turn to buy groceries or clean the apartment, he always seems tired or worn out half the time so you just kinda do it because you know he’s too tired to do it lol

- and sometimes u just feel like he takes you for granted?? like idk its like you end up doing all the work and you can’t help feeling this way because even if he has dance club,,,he should at least help

- but he does don’t worry

- in fact, he takes notice of all the things that you do for him and even though its his turn to buy things or do chores, you still end up doing it for him when you notice he’s exhausted

- he returns the favor actually!! whenever he notices that you’ve had a rough week or you have a huge project coming up and you can’t clean around the apartment

- he does the work and even buys you extra stuff bc all the things you do for him and he’s grateful fnbjik

- but sometimes you’ll have a rough day and you’ll be pissed and tired and it’s like seongwoo notices because the moment you walk through the door, he just encloses you in a big hug and stays there until you’re feeling better again

- and instantly, your bad mood is gone bc hugging seongwoo is like hugging a teddy bear hehe

- u always tries to shove food down his throat bc sometimes he’s so busy that he forgets to eat and smh like boy!!!! you need to eat!!

- ok moving on!!

- always greets you once you get home because he lowkey misses you and he’s glad that you’re back hehe

- always asks about your day and makes small talk and if you ask about his, will low-key be overdramatic about it because he loves making you laugh hehe

-okokkok  you’re studying music theory and you’re always trying to identify chords or if a song modulates or is planing 

- and seongwoo notices this ofc!! he notices how passionate you are while talking about music theory and he always sends you a random song because he knows that you like to practice a lot

- and you just go !!! because lowkey you didn’t think he would remember and the fact that he always asks about the songs and what you found interesting about it once he came home

- in return, you always ask about the dance club and ask him to show you his new moves hehe

- you always hype him up when you he shows you and move and he’s just !!! flustered but secretly glad

- and sometimes asks him to sing to you and its just !! an experience !! 

- his voice was so good though?? how does a human sound this good 

- like vocal king?? 

- jaehwan, somewhere far away: did someone sAy vocAl kIng?? 

- and its a cute and happy bonding experience!!

- ok but im not saying that if seongwoo were to ever cook for you, all he would make is cheap ramen or that chef boyarde stuff but thats exactly what im saying

- thus, you end up being the chef in the house because you’re the only one who can make sure that the both of you can get the proper nutrients needed hehe

- ok but living with seongwoo would include stealing his sweaters and he’s always like ?? where are my sweaters

- you: *wearing his sweater* hA hA i have no idea?? maybe you lost it hmMMM?

- he would notice and just,,,sigh LMFAO 

- ‘’ok but i need them because they complete my outfit hello’’ 

- ‘’choose a different one this one is comfy’’ 

- ‘’excUSE ME?? these are mY sweaters we shouldn’t have to argue give them back!!” 

- ‘’eXcUsE mE? nO” 

- ‘’just go wear yours wTF!!” 

- ‘’nO!! its different!!” 

- aka seongwoo just wearing another sweater as he ended up making you win because he got lazy LMFAO (even tho we both know he let u keep them bc he thought u looked cute !! hehe like those sweater paws?? he almost fainted wow legend) 

- ok story time!!

- once the two of you didn’t see each other for like three days because of midterms

-which was a wild ride like you breaking down in the library

- seongwoo passing out on the floor during a break from practice

- you almost turning in your paper late and having daehwi distract the teacher by coming up with some sob story of his s/o taking all of his money in his bank account so you can sneak in your paper

- seongwoo end up running from one side of the campus to the other because he went to the wrong classroom and only had like 3 minutes left to turn in his project

- you having a sugar crash and basically passing out for a day straight and waking up,,,,only to realize that u had class in a few minutes LMFAO

- and after that, you ended up collapsing on your bed in relief and probably sleep for like 3894375 years

- then seongwoo joins you and basically cuddles up to you bc a) he missed you and b) he missed talking to u

- and then the two of u end up sleeping and once u wake up, you two spill all the tea that has happened the past three days hehe

- all in all, a very cute relationship!! someone that you trust a lot and is vvvv glad you took the chance to accept him as a roommate!!

Sucking at Keeping Secrets / Day 5: Hurt/Comfort

(Wow I am SUPER late with this entry for @juminzenweek *sweats ;;;;* but I promised I’d do all the prompts, no matter how long it takes. I hope you enjoy, a fair warning, this one definitely breaks the fourth wall.)

MC: Haha that’s so funny!
ZEN: I can’t believe anyone finds Seven’s memes funny
707: God Seven Oh Seven never fails to amuse~ (ᵔᴥᵔ)
MC: It’s always great to chat with you all
MC: Ah, if only you were all real
ZEN: ? What do you mean?
707: MC NO!!
707: This is not that kind of universe!
MC: Oh
MC: Shit
ZEN: What??
ZEN: Oi, don’t go quiet!
ZEN: ??? WTF is going on??!
MC: I’m sorry Zen, I didn’t plan on reaching a bad ending
707: MC, you’re making it worse
ZEN: A bad ending? What?
707: Well I suppose we might as well explain it now
MC: It’s okay Zen, you will probably forget next reset

Zen hadn’t replied to his messages at all. At first Jumin worried that having their first… tryst in his office yesterday had been a bad idea. Maybe he had scared off the albino by making him wear cat ears. A quick check in the morning chatroom confirmed that the situation was worse. Much worse.
The lights were off in the basement apartment when Jumin stepped out of the car, making him wonder if Zen was home. Ringing the doorbell twice brought no sign of life and he was about to leave when the door opened.
He had never seen Zen this disheveled. Hair all over the place, expression wild, even his posture was poor; the Zen he knew that worried meticulously over his appearance was nowhere to be found.
“Jumin.” Zen’s expression brightened at seeing him before it faltered again. He walked back inside and Jumin let himself in.
“I’m surprised you’re still so peppy after the big reveal in the chatroom.” Zen said morose, lying down on the couch. Jumin sat down on the armrest.
“I honestly don’t really know how to process it.” Even now his voice waivered recalling what he had read. MC’s confession that they were all part of some game and Luciel’s confirmation that yes, they weren’t real. Jumin had a hard time reading keeping his cool when Luciel brought out evidence that MC was never part of their world in the first place. It was all unbelievable… But Zen believed it. And it hurt to see him crumble like that.
Assistant Kang looked like she expected it when he had rushed out of the office and asked for Driver Kim.
“Why is this so important to you?”
Zen shot up and glared at him. “Because! If we are just characters in a game, it means all the pain we went through in our past was written in on purpose to make us suffer! Hell, they could have at least written me more successful…”
The way he pouted brought a smile to Jumin’s face. “There must have been a good reason for it. If anything, I like the way you are.”
Zen flopped back down. “So do I, but… it would have been nice to still have a good bond with my brother.”
Oof. Family had always been a difficult subject for them both, but he knew Zen had it worse with no one supporting him. Zen looked genuinely upset and Jumin could tell he was fighting the tears threatening to fill the rim of his beautiful red eyes.
Carefully, Jumin laid himself down next to Zen, who instantly placed his head on top of Jumin’s shoulder and wrapped an arm around his waist.
“MC said we’d forget everything next time she ‘resets’. I don’t know exactly what that means, but I am terrified. I don’t want to forget everything. Especially this.”
Jumin felt a pang in his heart. It would mean once again, they would start off hating each other again. Mutually pining for the other again while thinking it would never work out. Even if they didn’t know what they once had… How many times had the world reset? Did he want to know?
He shook his head, focusing back on the present. There had to be something they could do. An idea jumped to mind. A mad idea, but everything was pure madness now. “Do they know? MC and Luciel I mean.”
“Know what?”
“What we have done? The… You know.” The raven-haired man blushed uncharacteristically. Even after they had scandalous sex in his office, he couldn’t say it out loud.
“…I don’t think so. Why?”
“What if we gave MC a reason not to want to reset?”
Zen peered at him curiously when he gave the albino man a sly grin.


Jumin Han: We’re not joking.
ZEN: We discovered each other’s feelings a few weeks ago
Jaehee Kang: The entire office and I found out the unfortunate way -,-
ZEN: Sadly it won’t mean much when you reset the game *sadface*
MC: Oh hell no, this is the best thing ever!
MC: I’m never resetting!!!! 8D
MC: OMG I have to make screenshots of this for stumblr brb
707: You sneaky fucks ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
707: Well done ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Jumin Han: I can’t believe you knew all this time and didn’t tell us, Luciel.
707: I can’t help it that I’ve been written as the meta-breaker.
ZEN: Can we go back to talking like normal?
ZEN: This is just way too confusing for me
Jumin Han: Good idea.
V: I guess you did not see it coming.
Saeran: Whoever is providing you with those blind jokes needs to stop it before I punch them through their screen
Jaehee Kang: ;;;;

Hoooo boy, okay, this is a big one.

I have so many issues with people calling Noorhelm abusive and problematic.  I think a lot of their examples of abuse or problematic issues are completely misinterpreted scenes that they’re skewing to fit their own agenda.  Let’s start at the beginning shall we?

I was listening to 90’s music while I wrote this so every section is named after 90’s song titles, just go along with it.  Also this is like term paper long so if you make it to the end I commend you.

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Red Hood and the Outlaws discourse: Arrow
  • Roy *watching Roy Harper on screen*: wtf even is he wearing???? Where are his other quivers?!! I always have multiple quivers!!
  • Jason: your other quivers are probably up Oliver's sister.
  • Starfire: cackling maniacally
Why Is Axel Still Wearing A Shirt?

Like excuse me, wtf why the fuck is he ~still~ wearing a shirt?

Ahem, Cecile. I need you to post something new shsgsjsg I gotta do edits I can’t be creative with the same things like pls.

I have some ideas:

Like Axel Without His Shirt on.
Tadashi shirtless.
Axel for example without his shirt on.
Or Ellie and The other girls without their shirts on.
Or Maybe! Axel Without His shirt on I think that’s a good idea.
Maybe Tegan and Tyler Would be awesome without their shirts on!
I have an idea, what about Axel shirtless!
Hmmm Our Ripped boy Alistair needs to take his shirt off! That is a good idea!
Did I say Axel Without His shirt on?

This is why no girls share your interests, asshole

Yesterday I was helping a customer - male, mid-40s. He’s dropping programming terms left and right to explain precisely why he was returning this laptop, you know the type, thinks he’s smart and wants you to know it. He mentions that OsX and Windows are basically the same, and trying to make small talk, I say that I personally prefer Windows because I do a lot of gaming.

He looks at me - raises his chin so it’s literally down his nose at me – and says, “You?!” in the most derisive, disbelieving tone I have ever heard. “No offense, but you don’t look like a gamer.”

What exactly does a gamer look like? I don’t know, but apparently “gangly female twentysomething customer service associate” is not it.I still honestly have no idea wtf he meant. What do I need to do to look like a gamer? Be slathered in gaming paraphernalia even while in uniform (spoiler: I was wearing my Evolve support bracelet, even though I technically shouldn’t, so hey, I already have this base covered)? Be literally holding a controller?

Shout out to graying nerd man for reminding me why I never discuss my interests with strangers, ever. I get disdain for even mentioning offhandedly that I play video games. I wasn’t making a big deal out of it. But this guy reacted like I’d just told him I was fuckin’ Queen of England.

So next time you lament that there are no girls who share your interests, consider that maybe we’re just hiding from you. Because we get treated like liars or attention seekers when we tell you, and why the fuck would we subject ourselves to that?

anonymous asked:

So. I married a map and i told everyone at school on the first day of school and no one was surprised but they wanted pics so i sent one to my mate and he responded with "wtf no you are supposed to marry me" and i was like "WHOA THERE WAIT WHAT" because like i have been getting the feeling he may like me so i said "ok but only if you wear a dress" and we joked around for a minute until we were like naw i aint marrying you bro but not in like "does he like me??" Help dad pls

//Holy shit that’s a trip.

uhh.. I have no idea, kiddo. I guess just pay attention to how he acts around you or something?

anonymous asked:

Can I have an imagine where Dylan wears his cap backward to school one day (like how he looked in that interview video) and the reader thinks he looks super attractive that way so she ends up kissing/hugging him all day and Dylan is all like wtf is up with you?

AWWW I love this idea


he’d pick you up for school like he always did and today he just. looked even better than usual & you just grabbed him and kissed him multiple times and throughout the day you’d look at him and smile and kiss him a lot. AND HOLD HIS BEAUTIFUL HANDS and he would just be like “wtf” but he’d love it so much. he’d feel so happy and so loved and

anonymous asked:

with the jared getting turned on from reader wearing his clothes thing, ok what if due to some Wacky Highjinks™ he sneaks into the readers bedroom or somewhere else they're sleeping and shes wearing his clothes and hes like wtf is this where all my clothes have been disappearing to

Honestly it’s so fucking weird ok

I’m actually pretty much finished the clothes stealing one- BUT the next idea I was toying with was Jared sneaking into your room!!

I had a dream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay so jungkook was very innocent and he had a fight with my dad (that man isn’t my dad irl but in the dream he was???) and for some reason they hit each other and dad blacked out and jungkook just fell down and he was almost crying (I was there when this happened)

Then I started crying and went next to jungkook and kinda sat on his crotch/stomach (he was lying on his back on the floor) but I moved there a little bit so I kinda rubbed his dick even though I wasn’t supposed to and I didn’t even notice but he got a boner but jungkook definitely noticed it and got terrifed because he didn’t want me to see his boner

He was moaning and crying and blushing and being hella weird but I thought it was because his head was hurting and he wanted me to help him somehow or something so I just kept moving back and forth while rubbing his dick (because I was restless and didn’t know what to do) and then I noticed that something was poking my butt

Jungkook turned red like a fucking tomato and tried to stand up and hide his boner because he didn’t want me to think that he is just a pervert but I saw it and he knew it was too late to say that it’s nothing

But because I was apparently top and he was bottom I decided to tease him until he can’t take it anymore so I kept rubbing his dick while talking dirty and he was moaning a lot (it was fucking sexy tho) and asking me to stop because he knew he was going to cum

It was so much fun watching him being a hot mess because it felt so good when I rubbed his dick and he was moaning and being fucking cute and innocent that it kinda made me laugh but ofc it turned me on because it kinda was a wet dream and that is the point of having a wet dream

He kept saying “noona please stop” (EVEN THO I’M A YEAR YOUNGER THAN HIM) even though he didn’t really want me to stop because he liked it very much but sadly (not surprisingly tho) he didn’t last long and he came while I was on top of him and I think he still had his pants on so I guess he soiled his pants then

He was so embarrassed but on the other hand he couldn’t have cared less since his head was hurting but after he came the dream kinda changed (a time lap maybe?) and there was this situation where jungkook was masturbating while lying on his bed and he thought he had closed the door but he had not

I was just casually doing something when I suddenly hear silent moaning and I am like “wtf is this shit” and walk in front of his door (I guess we were living together??) because that was where the sound was coming from and then I saw him jerking off and moaning

He had his eyes closed so I just stood there until he came and opened his eyes (I was so mean like wtf) and saw me standing there and he was so embarrassed again (because he was so innocent) and then I just laughed and told him that he could have asked me to take care of it and he just turned red like a fucking tomato again

Lolololol when I woke up I was so confused because I don’t have dreams like this quite often but yeah lol it was nice

EDIT: Oh yeah and I was DEFINITELY wearing a skirt so I have no idea why I didn’t notice his boner
Everything I know about the Dream Thieves series from Tumblr

•Blue is a girl and the narrator
-she’s a fortune teller? or maybe she has real powers? Idk
-she has a friend who is dead and I forget his name
-blue sees this dude (gansey) like approach her and he’s magical or something?? and he takes her to this magical world that’s actually a boarding school for rich boys??
-but how does she enroll if it’s boys only??

•Gansey, Blue, Ronan, Adam, and some other dude are the main characters go to this school and everyone rooms together except Adam.
-I don’t understand Blue in here
-plus there’s this dude that’s Japanese that arrives later

•Ronan Lynch:
-the main character (I think??)
-angst and pain
-cries bc he can’t come out yet
-when he dreams they become real some how
-like I think he dreamed his brother or sister and now he’s worried that his friends are dreams too??? what??
-the gay one
-I heard that everybody falls in love with Blue except him
-cool car
-Adam is #2? out of what?
-best friends with Blue and dating Gansey??
-isn’t Blue dating Gansey too???
-I know that he buys stuff for Adam because he’s poor and Ronan is rich
-ton of back tats and Adam touches them a lot
-buzz cut
-I’m pretty sure the books are about him

•Adam Parish:
-I’m almost positive that he’s the second narrator? Like its split between him and Blue?
-has girlfriends because he’s really hot (but doesn’t know) and then dates Ronan
-really poor and got into (magic school?) on a scholarship
-works like 20 jobs and one of them is a mechanic
-has a weird ass name for his car?? Like it’s a combination of two cars? ChevyJeep or something
-but still he gets rides from Ronanon a lot?? I don’t understand the deal with cars
-wears pepsi shirts only
-he’s possessed and tries to kill Ronan but then there’s a farm house that he goes to cool down
-there’s people or some creepy shit in the farm house
-that could totally be an au that I read I really just have no idea
-does he date Blue?? who knows
-apparently Gansey worships the ground he walks on
-everybody loves him but he hates himself trope
-super nice wtf

• Richard Gansey Something the Seventh
-the mom friend
-he’s at magic school and he sees Blue and he like helps her and they fall in love
-dating Ronan and Blue and possibly Adam
-lives in a big house with other people
-I don’t really know anything
-does he have powers?

• Blue Tagerine:
-the main character (besides Ronan?)
-she’s short and chubby
-her mom is important
-does she have blue hair or something??
-why is her name blue??
-does she get made fun of or is that an accepted fact in the world
-dating Gansey
-wtf name is Gansey tho
-emo? maybe?
-has to solve a problem and resolve the main conflict
-I don’t know her but I trust her (adam too)

• the ghost dude:
-he floats around and helps Blue
-sad that he died
-it’s a he
-friends with Blue before he died??
-friends with Gansey too right?
-who is he

• the world/story:
-apparently there’s people with magic(?)
-they control Adam
-also Ronan dreams stuff
-their school is widely known as being very complex but idk why
-there’s a farm and that’s where Ronan lives
-doesn’t Gansey die?? twice??
-the Raven King is Ronan right
-there’s a forest that’s magical (it’s always referenced/associated with Ronan and Adam)
-there’s a lake and Ronon stops Blue from suicide
-the school is by a farm and ronon lives there
-all I know is that he really likes cows
-at the very end of the series Blue goes camping
-it’s super poetic

• to conclude
-I heard that it’s as good as Foxhole Court so ofc I’m reading
-pynch is the main otp and Blue+Gansey is second
-I can’t wait for the gay
-andreil is my shit so I’m looking forward to pynch
-thank you for your time

downworllders  asked:

Okay but I need someone to expand on the Simon borrowing Jace's clothes thing like??Does he stay at the institute??Like does he for the lack of better replace Jace (like stay in his room n stuff n hangs out with clary n comforts her n stuff) n like just wears Jace's stuff accidentally after he mixes his shit with Jace's n everyone's like????? Or does Jace come back to find Simon like a permenant fixture (more than before) n he's like always around n one day Simons complaining abt having nothing

“To wear and Jace is like just take my shirt cause Alec’s won’t fit him and Simons like ???? I need to know how it happens ??? He wears raphael’s stuff pretty casually so does he just stroll around in leather occasionally ??? Does Raj n everyone think they are secretly doing it ??? If it’s the first scenario how does Jace react when he comes back ?? ??? listen you can’t leave me hanging I need to know”

Listen okay Simon comes ends up at the institute with Clary in Raphael’s (uncomfotable) clothes and everyone is dying and just wants to go to bed and Simon’s like “im not sleeping in these” and everyone tries to convince Alec to lend him a tshirt to sleep in but first of all alec is like “eh no way” and second of all Alec owns like 2 shirts with holes in (which would resemble a dress on simon) so they give him some of jaces clothes since he’s not there for it to inconvenience him, but then simons like “well…….. might as well sleep in his room since he didnt really like the idea of having to wander down there every morning to get a shirt. Also for the most part Simon stays away from the gear so he ends up wearing Jace’s casual clothes including this hoodie

Originally posted by padhaleckis

which btw is a little big. anyway so simon is now sleeping in Jace’s room, wearing his clothes and riffling through all his belongings, and he starts to become kinda fascinated with him, and tries super hard to keep his room the way he found it (which is impossible because it was so neat and it’s simon) but he reads all the books jace has and builds up this idea of him in his head and he’slike oh no i think i have a crush. And the when Jace comes home he’s like wtf????? but eventually he gives in and continues to let simon wear his rarely worn stuff and often gives him items that are a little small(or just ones he thinks would suit simon) and they kinda bond over this clothes borrowing and theres many a time thatjace willhave to walk down *shirtless* to where simon is staying like “i have nothingto wear” and picks something up off the floor or else “have you seen my grey hoodie” only to look up and see simon wearing it. And yes EVERYONE thinks theyre doing it, whichis not helped by the fact that Simon is often caught coming out of Jaces room in the morning as he’s pulling on a shirt and is forced to shout “it’s not what it looks like!!” 

Dating DK/Seokmin...

  • Whomever becomes his significant other is so blessed
  • This boy would put your happiness before his
  • Constantly joking around 
  • Your play arguments would be like
  • “Seokmin you…you fartface!”
  • “You’re a butthead!”
  • “Jerkface!”
  • “Toe breath!”
  • “Toe breath? Tf?” 
  • Then you’d just crack up because wtf is a toe breath anyways??
  • You’d have rap battles
  • Yeah I know he’s not a rapper
  • You know he’s not a rapper
  • He knows he’s not a rapper 
  • But you’d have rap battles
  • Seokmin would say something that rhymes and Mingyu would be like “BARZ BARZ BARZ”
  • Then Seokmin would start rapping some crap like “I woke up this morning and I was tired. If manager-hyung doesn’t buy us breakfast he’s gonna get fIRED”
  • And you’re just there rolling your eyes because wtf why are you dating this kid?
  • But then you’d remember how you met and how sweet he was and is
  • He was shopping for his niece’s birthday and had no idea about what little girls wear but since you work in a kids clothing place (idk like Baby GAP?) You knew exactly what he needed. 
  • And he was so thankful 
  • Like crazy thankful
  • He just had to buy you a smoothie to show his gratitude
  • Then you start talking and realize that you have a lot in common 
  • Such as being funny a’f 
  • And your lowkey dorkiness
  • Then he comes by your work again the next day and is like 
  • “I need to return this”
  • And you’re like ????
  • But he returns it then buys the exact same thing 
  • And once again you’re like ????
  • Because tbh throughout your relationship with Seokmin there’s a lot of ????
  • Ah then the confession
  • Seokmin had invited you to a party one of his friends was throwing
  • So he takes you to a room and you’re like aw man he’s one of those guys
  • Then he surprises you because he’s all blushy and like “I have something to tell you”
  • So he confesses then is like “But like I completely understand if you wanna stay friends! Like that’s cool 100%” 
  • But then you confess and wow you’re both happy
  • Anyways back to the future
  • He seems to be a little sensitive
  • Assuring him of his vocal abilities when he’s down would mean a lot to him 
  • Especially because our little baby doesn’t feel like he’s main/lead vocal material
  • Because he’s sensitive he might take things personally every now and then 
  • Fights probably won’t last too long since he doesn’t seem like the type to hold grudges 
  • He’d miss you too much so chances are he’s willing to apologize first (especially if the argument was over something little)
  • But damn if he hurt you he’d beat himself up about it
  • He’d apologize so much and do anything
  • Even after you’ve forgiven him he’ll still feel bad and apologize
  • Soonseok wouldn’t stop just because one has a s/o
  • Oh no
  • You’d be the three musketeers
  • Do you know how many pranks you’d pull?
  • Or how many “funny stories” that you’d tell? Funny is in quotes because all you’d be doing is laughing the entire time
  • I feel like Seokmin is kinda romantic
  • Like kissing in the rain
  • Also like renting a cute little row boat and just rowing around. Like a little picnic on the river or something
  • Very much PDA with this one
  • Like hand holding, arm around the shoulder, kisses
  • If you’re just chilling with SVT then he’d probably have you on his lap 
  • LOTS of cuddling
  • So much
  • He’s a morning person so expect to find him up making breakfast and every once in a while breakfast in bed
  • Lots of sweet cheek kisses
  • Or when you’re in bed ready to go to sleep, he’ll pull you close, facing him and then kiss your forehead
  • Seokmin is just a cutie child 
  • Take care of him
  • Show him a lot of love

Wee just bought the December issue of Animage, and since i didn’t see anyone translating the marvellous Miyuki section inside, I thought i’d do so! (Pardon my crappy translations)
Only gonna translate some parts >. ~

Miyuki Kazuya, a second year regular catcher. He knew about the attractiveness of the catcher position since he was in elementary school, and polished his abilities. He leads the four pitchers with his play, and also serves as the 6th batter.
Miyuki eye : he usually wears black framed glasses, but during his plays, he wears contact lenses and sports sunglasses. No one has ever seen him changing from his glasses to his contact lenses to his sunglasses

(Awww miyuki what kinda skill do have to change your glasses so fast?? ;p)

A sunglasses wearing ikemen (hottie) :
Miyuki’s number one charm is his looks! Opponent teams have also remarked that in addition to his handsome features, his glasses is the best component. Both his usual black framed glasses and his sunglasses that he wears during play suit him。 ~
Cool, and likes to play pranks/do mischief (i think theres a typo in the magazine, they wrote irazura, which i have no idea what that means, and I’m guessing they meant itazura, which means mischief): His behaviour is cool, but his heart is hot(passionate), and that’s one of Miyuki’s points. He conveys his opinions towards his senpais properly, and thats also the core of his strength. ON THE OTHER HAND, WHEN HE IS TEASING SAWAMURA, HE IS FULL OF MISCHIEF, AND IS TOO CUTE (Wtf did i read carefully?! Even the magazine says that miyuki is too cute waaaaa!!!!!)

Lastly, stats :
Mental strength : 5
Tactitian : 5
Sharp tongue (lol) : 4
Power : 4
Skill in defence : 5
Lead : 5
Sorry if i made any mistakes in translating!! theres still other components like his shoulder strength and fielding, his skillful and strong leading, and him taking chances well, but i’m too lazy to translate it. If anyone really wants it you may drop an ask in my mail though! Theres also a really interesting comment section below and i may wanna translate it, but imma see first

Edit: part two here

My 6x04 thought process

So these are some notes I took while watching, they really are just me rambling:

•I like how they started right away with answering what we couldn’t hear Mr.D telling Ali and Jason last week

 •15 months older than Jason…could this mean that Jason isn’t Peter’s son but instead Charles is???Could this be why Peter is/was so involved with the Radley situation and Mrs.D. It’s obvious there could be some mental health issues with Spencer, which means it could run on her side of the family.  It could also mean that Jason and Charles are both of Peter’s kids.

•"Charles is dead" hmm just like you Ali…ok. 

 •What was the point of bringing Sara into the show if all she’s going to do is shower?! 

 •Why is Tanner is still on the job? Maybe the girls wouldn’t have been kidnaped if it wasn’t for her 😒 

•Omg Caleb is just the best bf! How he worries about and makes sure her safety is number one 👌🏽👌🏽 

•Ezra better not tell Spencer to write or his hot dog story. Seriously he should stick to selling coffee and dating minors. 

•ok for real though he’s too pushy telling Spencer to go to the cops. Like do you ever just shut up Ezra?! 

•Emily, Caleb is more stable and speaks in one accent I’m pretty sure brining Caleb along is the best idea. Chill girl. 

•Ali’s hair though 👌🏽👌🏽 

•wow nice father Mr.D. Him saying that just makes me think that Charles isn’t at all dead. But it also makes me think that he was never the real father, he was never really attached to him. Like what father says that?! 

•wtf is Emily wearing?! Did she make one of her 500000 flannel shits into shorts?!  

•Seriously who isn’t dead or dying in the Ali’s family. I can’t keep up! 

 •Does this Aunt have anything to do with Bethany. Was that her daughter in Radley?? Maybe that’s why Bethany would call Mrs.D aunt Jessie. But idk lol! 

•yes Pam!! I’m sorry Emily you went through a lot so no you can’t help her. 

 •Go back to the roof Sara and stop being sketchy!!!

 •Lmaoooo love how that kid looks nothing like Jason!! That or puberty was on his side and now he’s hot! 

•Mrs.D probably lied to Mr.D about him not being dead. She was probably the only one who truly loved him but Mr.D felt he was more of a burden. But for real can someone just stay dead on this show?! 

 •why does that lighting of the house remind me of Ravenswood? Stop pushing that shit on us! 

•I’m loving that the girls are working with both Ali and Jason ❤️❤️ 

•Aria’s go to when things get tough is throwing shit around lol 

•oh hey Lorezo reject, you’ll probably only be around for two episodes bc Ezria are soulmates. I know it makes me sick too! 

•I really don’t like Emily being alone with Sara. I feel like Emily would be more safe walking by herself than with Sara at the moment *trust no bitch*

•Jason and Ali hugging *crying* 

•If Paige saw Emily and Sara in the pool she’d probably drown Sara! 


•I hate to say this but Ezra is right for once. But this is Spencer’s way of gaining control and it really does not surprise me that she is looking for relief from drugs. It would have actually annoyed if they didn’t give her that story line after the doll house. Once and addict always and addict and that’s an important aspect to her character.  

• If he’s alive (that’s IF), Charles trying to hurt her and having an obsession with her now makes sense.  Ali was this perfect kid to Mr.D and even Mrs.D. He may see something that is beautiful loved and treasured, but also someone who may have taken the love away from him that he felt he deserved. 

Over all this was an ok episode, obviously there wasn’t anything huge answered but it’s little things right now that are building up to the actual answers that we’ve been looking for!