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Mom passed away Saturday. It was peaceful, and I was holding her hand when she went. No secret how much I love that woman, or how much I’ll miss her. I’ve been spending most of my time helping my father through things.

On that note, I haven’t exactly had a ton of time for the blog as of late - not to mention the whole not working thing - so I’ve been finding stories related to restaurants or retail and that’s what you get because they amuse me.

However, this seems to have generated a lot of butthurt with people I’ve never heard from before and after either looking at their blog and deciding they’re too stupid to worry about or reading the plethora of poorly-written anon messages I feel like I have to spell a couple things out.

1. If you’re not somebody I’ve interacted with before chances are not good that your opinion will suddenly matter to me. Especially on anon.

2. If you don’t like what I’m posting, super! Nobody is forcing you to read it. So…don’t.

3. If you want to unfollow, don’t clog my fucking inbox to tell me you’re unfollowing. Following is a convenience for you, I get nothing out of the deal. So fuck off, chances are good you don’t matter - especially if you’re some random anon.

For those of you who have read this far, the blog will continue to be whatever random bullshit I feel like posting until I go back to work - which is looking like next month.

Out of all the builds I got for Skyrim, thusfar One Punch Cat has been the most fun. -J

Have a wonderful Christmas!!!! Here’s my secret santa gift for @saintnightshade cuz I took part in the @pjosecretsanta2016 and it was heaps of fun!

This goes out to all the fandoms out there, to everyone who is either part of the lgbtq community or a supporter, and to everyone who has always wanted to see more diversity on tv …

… the EYEWITNESS fandom really needs your help! I constantly see posts on Tumblr from people who want to see more diversity in media - books, tv shows, movies - and yet here we have a show that has a ton of diversity … but it’s about to be cancelled because of low ratings!

EYEWITNESS is a really great new suspense drama about two boys, Philip and Lukas, who witness a triple murder but have to keep it a secret because one of them is scared that people will find out he is gay. One of them happens to be the foster son of the local Sheriff (who, btw, is a woman!) who is investigating the murder. From there on the show has multiple plot strands that all tangle together at some point, but the romance between Philip and Lukas is at the heart of it all.

Speaking of which … these are the boys:


Reasons why you will love EYEWITNESS:

  • Complex and complicated love story between two boys (one comfortable with his sexuality, the other deeply closeted) that feels honest and real
  • Doesn’t shy away from showing physical intimacy between the boys (seriously, they are making out shirtless 7 minutes into the first episode!)
  • Tough kick-ass female characters
  • Lots of POC & LGBT representation
  • Defies gender stereotypes
  • Positive portrayal of foster kid with foster parents
  • Deals with important issues like PTSD, drugs and the challenges of coming out in a realistic way
  • Suspense and lots of plot twists you won’t see coming
  • A killer who is creepy as hell
  • An amazing cast!!!

Oh, and did I mention it’s actually well-written?

Unfortunately diverse shows never have it easy, especially if they focus heavily on LGBTQ characters / couples. Add to that the fact that USA Network has basically done nothing at all to promote this show, and you can imagine that ratings are really low. So low in fact that the show will get cancelled if ratings don’t go up drastically!

EYEWITNESS deserves better! And we as a fandom are trying to make that happen. We are trying to get more people to watch to increase ratings.  

So PLEASE … if you live in the US then please watch EYEWITNESS tonight (and the next few Sundays after that) at 10 PM on USA Network. If you can’t watch it live then please DVR it and watch it the next day. Or you can do both which according to the show’s producers will count for two viewings!!!

If you want to catch up on the first 5 episodes you can do so on the USA Network website or app, or you can get the episodes on VoD (iTunes, Amazon Video, etc).

For people outside the US, if you buy the show on iTunes or Amazon Video (if your country has it) then this will also contribute to ratings!!!

If you like the show, please tweet some love for it to @USA_Network and use the hashtags #Eyewitness and #Philkas!

Let’s show the world that we WANT tv shows with diversity, and that shows which feature said diversity CAN be successful! Let’s show them that people will tune in for these kind of shows so that they will continue making them!

After having so many of my plans fall through, my incredible and amazing friend collab’d with me to draw a Marcy that came out better than I could have ever hoped for. Since I absolutely love the idea that Jake knits all his friends cute sweaters during the winter, I decided I wanted to make a picture of Marcy wearing a sweater that Jake made for her (featuring his cute face!). Merry Christmas @amanda-fluffire, I hope you like it!! :)

And thank you so much to @soupery for organizing this! I know it must be really stressful but just know that we all love and appreciate all the work you do <3

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Once upon a time almost a year ago I started drawing a comic about the adventures of Inquisitor Anders. I had all the plans, let me tell you, but then I lost my motivation and well

I figured I could at least post the two pages I got done, since I just found them again.

I miss having the energy to draw comics.

DEAR BOOKLR COMMUNITY …

… the EYEWITNESS fandom really needs your help! I constantly see posts on Tumblr from people who want to see more diversity in media - books, tv shows, movies - and yet here we have a show that has a ton of diversity … but it’s about to be cancelled because of low ratings!

EYEWITNESS is a really great new suspense drama about two boys, Philip and Lukas, who witness a triple murder but have to keep it a secret because one of them is scared that people will find out he is gay. One of them happens to be the foster son of the local Sheriff (who, btw, is a woman!) who is investigating the murder. From there on the show has multiple plot strands that all tangle together at some point, but the romance between Philip and Lukas is at the heart of it all.

Speaking of which … these are the boys:


Reasons why you will love EYEWITNESS:

  • Complex and complicated love story between two boys (one comfortable with his sexuality, the other deeply closeted) that feels honest and real
  • Doesn’t shy away from showing physical intimacy between the boys (seriously, they are making out shirtless 7 minutes into the first episode!)
  • Tough kick-ass female characters
  • Lots of POC & LGBT representation
  • Defies gender stereotypes
  • Positive portrayal of foster kid with foster parents
  • Deals with important issues like PTSD, drugs and the challenges of coming out in a realistic way
  • Suspense and lots of plot twists you won’t see coming
  • A killer who is creepy as hell
  • An amazing cast!!!

Oh, and did I mention it’s actually well-written?

Unfortunately diverse shows never have it easy, especially if they focus heavily on LGBTQ characters / couples. Add to that the fact that USA Network has basically done nothing at all to promote this show, and you can imagine that ratings are really low. So low in fact that the show will get cancelled if ratings don’t go up drastically!

EYEWITNESS deserves better! And we as a fandom are trying to make that happen. We are trying to get more people to watch to increase ratings.  

So PLEASE … if you live in the US then please watch EYEWITNESS tonight (and the next few Sundays after that) at 10 PM on USA Network. If you can’t watch it live then please DVR it and watch it the next day. Or you can do both which according to the show’s producers will count for two viewings!!!

If you want to catch up on the first 5 episodes you can do so on the USA Network website or app, or you can get the episodes on VoD (iTunes, Amazon Video, etc).

For people outside the US, if you buy the show on iTunes or Amazon Video (if your country has it) then this will also contribute to ratings!!!

If you like the show, please tweet some love for it to @USA_Network and use the hashtags #Eyewitness and #Philkas!

Let’s show the world that we WANT stories with diversity (be they in books or on tv), and that shows which feature said diversity CAN be successful! Let’s show them that people will tune in for these kind of shows so that they will continue making them!

// Hi! thank you!! I see you reblogging my posts a lot and you’re just too sweet!
I’ve never watched the actual victoria secret show before so i’m going to write this as if MC bought a ton of lingerie in general and modeled them for the boys hopefully that’s alright!!

why is V’s so damn long I’m just in such a V mood right now and craving a blue puff ball route :’)

lil nsfw wink wonk

Zen:

- When you say you have a surprise for him and sit him down on the bed he doesn’t really know what to expect, of course his mind always switches to dirty thoughts in a situation like that but he didn’t actually expect you to come out in lingerie

- It’s s o hard to sit there without being able to run his hands all over your body, feel all your curves and dips when he sees you like that. You’re just so damn beautiful

- He has to clench his palms to resist jumping all over you then and there. Wolf whistles every time you come out and looks you up and down painfully slowly.

- His personal favorite is the lacey bright white set with angel wings

- nut af when you come out in that

- He won’t make it to the end, he has to have you before then.

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Daniel, Max and Charlie on their secret talents.

Werewolf Con II in Brussels, October 29th, 2016.

TABΘΘ Season 1 Episode 2 teaser clip | ‘James and Atticus in the Dolphin’ | via BBCOne ~ These two have great chemistry and there’s some excellent dark humour in their one-on-one: “What’s the smallest thing you saw?” “Human kindness…”

Episode 2 (already broadcast in the UK) airs this Tuesday in the US/Ca on FX at 10p et/pt

Things are hotting up fast. S1E02 has visions, fire, blood, exorcism, more secrets, naked James Delaney, new characters and a shocking cliffhanger. Did I mention clothes-free JD? Plus look out for the always excellent Stephen Graham, Sherlock creator Mark Gatiss (under a ton of prosthetics), and Scroobius Pip! 

Catch up on Episode 1 on FXNow (US) and on BBC’s iPlayer (UK)

I absolutely agree that you probably shouldn’t leave 18+ comments on your idols’ social media accounts. However, the amount of people being so stressed about fans simply writing “chanbaek” seriously makes me laugh. Idols aren’t dumb, they are very aware of the activities their fans engage in, including shipping. They have been receiving tons of these kind of comments for years and people still make it sound like it’s a secret that cannot be exposed to them when it already is. Do you really think Baekhyun didn’t know what kind of comments he would receive before posting his greetings for Chanyeol? You think he hasn’t received comments about him and Chanyeol before? The fact that he doesn’t refrain from still posting his greetings in such a cute way shows that he is probably less bothered by it than some of you guys are. Comments do have a limit - I agree with that. But getting so damn worked up about people commenting a ship name under a picture that was obviously meant for one of the people involved in this ship is seriously unnecessary in my opinion. Rather than worrying about shippers, we should worry about those “fans” who considered dropping Baekhyun for his well-meant post just because they found it “too weird”, who told him to “delete” his post for the same reasons. If commenting 18+ stuff is rude then telling Baekhyun what to do is not better. Stop trying to control him. He is an adult who is free to post whatever he likes. Well, this was my attempt at seeing things from another perspective. Hope nobody feels attacked by this.

anonymous asked:

Romance novels!

Okay, well, I’ve been requested to do both, so…

Here are some of my favorite romance novels with fake dating/married trope:

The Wall of Winnipeg and Me by Mariana Zapata
The Deal by Elle Kennedy
Big Rock by Lauren Blakely
Act Like It by Lucy Parker
Pretend You’re Mine by Lucy Score
Devil in Winter by Lisa Kleypas (OMG I LOVE THIS BOOK)
Play by Kylie Scott

And for fanfic….

Pitch:

all i require are circuits and wires by cinderlily (I think there’s only one in the Pitch fandom. We’ve got a lot of secret dating/married. But not a lot of fake relationships. Hmm.)

Arrow:

Deceive, Inveigle, and Obfuscate by @machawicket
You Have (Not) Failed This ‘Verse by @so-caffeinated
What Lies Between Us by @jsevick
Find My Way Back to You by @hannasus
Let’s Try Our Best to Fake It by @mogirl97

There’s a ton more romances/fanfic, but these are absolutely some of my faves and a great place to start! x

admirer! yugyeom

Originally posted by jongdabae

[ A/N.- inspired by the secret admirer series I read on seventeen! more to come! ]

Admirer! Got7: bambam | youngjae | jinyoung | jackson


  • okay let me just say that I love yugyeom with my entire heart and soul so he goes up first in this series fight me bUT ANYWAY
  • yugyeom likes you a ton and by ton I mean a fuck ton

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Me in the year 2067: “Listen, grandchildren, have I already told you about early 2017 when television history happened ....”

There was this widely famous TV show “BBC Sherlock”, which you today know as a classic, whose makers pulled off THE BIGGEST COUP ever in the history of television. They have built us up over the timespan of no less than 6 years before, convincing us that they were the greatest Sherlock-fanboys themselves.

They put tons of subtext in their seasons 1-3 that clearly said Sherlock Holmes and John Watson was actually a love story - yeah, grandchildren, you’re laughing now, but this was not at all set yet in 2017 - but some casual viewers didn’t get it, and there were even some people who were decidedly against Johnlock. The writers then went even one step further and created a lovely special - yes, you’re right, this is TAB, which I just watched with you two weeks ago - where they explicitly wrote the connection between Victorian Sherlock Holmes and 21th Century Sherlock Holmes, and stated that Victorian Sherlock Holmes was how John Watson presented him to the public, but NOT WHO HE REALLY WAS. Then even went a step further and declared that Victorian Holmes thought that he and Watson would be very much at home in the 21th century, and that it is always the two of them. Grandchildren, can you image there were some viewers who didn’t get it then? Unfortunately, yes, there were.

So, ‘What should we do?’, the writers asked themselves. ‘We want to correct this, we want to establish canon Johnlock, but how? We don’t want casuals and antis to turn away from our beloved show..’

SO THEY CAME UP WITH A PLAN.

They wrote episode 1 of season 4 in a way that seemed quite strange during some parts. But their TJLC community was clever, they ranted for one day about how crappy and strange the episode was, then they went back to rewatch it and actually came up with SO MUCH META about it in just three days even the writers were impressed by it, as they’ve later stated in many interviews. To the TJLC community it was fixed that this episode was somehow fucky, but that it would be so easy to pick up on a great alibi plot from there and reveal this plot in the remaining two episodes of the season. 

Then, in the second episode, they ONCE MORE took Sherlock’s and John’s relationship to a higher level, ending on the most beautiful hug scene in filmmaking, now famously known just as THE HUG. In the aftermath of this episode, more and more casual viewers, anti-johnlockers and shippers of other pairings slowly started to get it.

However, this was not yet enough for the writers - THEIR PLAN WAS ALWAYS THAT EVERY VIEWER DEMANDS CANON JOHNLOCK

So, the stage was set for The Final Problem.

They deliberately released an episode that was SO WRONG on SO MANY LEVELS that even the most casual viewer got it that something is wrong. Grandchildren, since you have not lived through that time, you surely cannot completely relate to it, but the following few days after this episode aired were CRUEL. Critic’s reviews of the episode were - rightly - catastrophic, viewer’s reviews on rating sites were demolishing. 

And what did the writers and producers do? NOTHING. THEY WAITED. They sat through it, they allowed for the shitstorm to rise and form and truly get to them. 

They waited and let it sink in to EVERY VIEWER that this writers and producers who supposedly LOVE SHERLOCK HOLMES cannot be serious at all with this episode and this ending to the season or the series in total.

They created a united front of all fans of the show, regardless their age, gender, sexuality, ship, rising up and telling them: “NO, this isn’t right. YOU GO BACK and FUCKING FIX THIS.”

And so, after they’ve got EVERYONE’s attention, they did. And, grandchildren, you know the result of this. They did THE MOST groundbreaking act of television history, something that’s never been done before, by exposing themselves to the hate by creating one hell of a shitty fake episode, just so they could get EVERYONE to WANT them to MAKE IT RIGHT. 

Genius.

anonymous asked:

I wondered if you could write a Royal!AU headcannon in which ○ Yuri P. And Viktor are the Prince/Butler ○ the s/o is the princess/maid. I honestly don't care who is part of the royalty...

((Vitya and Yuri are the princes (siblings!) and s/o is the maid/butler))

Viktor:

-He will try to reason with his father as much as possible to allow their relationship

-If he can’t reach a deal with him, he will still continue dating s/o in secret

-Rebel to the max

-Also really romantic, always trying to take them to balls and stuff


Yuri:

-He doesn’t even bother hiding it

-He just strolls around the palace holding s/o’s hand

-Doesn’t ask his father for permission, just tells his father ‘ye so s/o and I are dating, have a nice day’

-Spoils s/o with a ton of gifts

Headcanon that 2p America and 2p Canada-
  • go to junkyards to restore and fix old school cars together
  • can play basketball in a slummy abandoned park for hours
  • are kings of their local skateparks
  • can do a fuck ton of fancy duo-skateboard tricks together
  • do parkour together
  • make 4am liquor store runs together
  • smoke weed together
  • have a complex secret handshake
  • read Playboy magazines together
  • blast hip hop in their room and dance together
  • go to raves together
  • regularly play beer pong together
  • cheat off each other in school 
  • have to yell at each other to study / remember to do other important things
  • are known as the hottest bad boys of their school
  • drive the exact same pickup trucks but in different colors
  • ride motorcycles together and call themselves a biker gang
  • draw dicks on each others’ faces when the other is sleeping
  • are the fucking best of friends but are too stubborn to admit it

also–

  • 2p America free-style raps while 2p Canada beat boxes
  • 2p America breakdances while 2p Canada carries the huge stereo
  • 2p America and 2p Canada’s motto around each other is “bros before hoes”
  • 2p America is Native American and 2p Canada is part Eskimo and they’ll occasionally nerd out about their cultures together

To all of you who love Chris and Kurt, who support the lgbtq community or are a part of it, and who have always wanted to see more diversity on tv …

… the EYEWITNESS fandom really needs your help! I constantly see posts on Tumblr from people who want to see more diversity in media - books, tv shows, movies - and yet here we have a show that has a ton of diversity … but it’s about to be cancelled because of low ratings!

EYEWITNESS is a really great new suspense drama about two boys, Philip and Lukas, who witness a triple murder but have to keep it a secret because one of them is scared that people will find out he is gay. One of them happens to be the foster son of the local Sheriff (who, btw, is a woman!) who is investigating the murder. From there on the show has multiple plot strands that all tangle together at some point, but the romance between Philip and Lukas is at the heart of it all.

Speaking of which … these are the boys:


Reasons why you will love EYEWITNESS:

  • Complex and complicated love story between two boys (one comfortable with his sexuality, the other deeply closeted) that feels honest and real
  • Doesn’t shy away from showing physical intimacy between the boys (seriously, they are making out shirtless 7 minutes into the first episode!)
  • Tough kick-ass female characters
  • Lots of POC & LGBT representation
  • Defies gender stereotypes
  • Positive portrayal of foster kid with foster parents
  • Deals with important issues like PTSD, drugs and the challenges of coming out in a realistic way
  • Suspense and lots of plot twists you won’t see coming
  • A killer who is creepy as hell
  • An amazing cast!!!

Oh, and did I mention it’s actually well-written?

Unfortunately diverse shows never have it easy, especially if they focus heavily on LGBTQ characters / couples. Add to that the fact that USA Network has basically done nothing at all to promote this show, and you can imagine that ratings are really low. So low in fact that the show will get cancelled if ratings don’t go up drastically!

EYEWITNESS deserves better! And we as a fandom are trying to make that happen. We are trying to get more people to watch to increase ratings.  

So PLEASE … if you live in the US then please watch EYEWITNESS tonight (and the next few Sundays after that) at 10 PM on USA Network. If you can’t watch it live then please DVR it and watch it the next day. Or you can do both which according to the show’s producers will count for two viewings!!!

If you want to catch up on the first 5 episodes you can do so on the USA Network website or app, or you can get the episodes on VoD (iTunes, Amazon Video, etc).

For people outside the US, if you buy the show on iTunes or Amazon Video (if your country has it) then this will also contribute to ratings!!!

If you like the show, please tweet some love for it to @USA_Network and use the hashtags #Eyewitness and #Philkas!

Let’s show the world that we WANT tv shows with diversity, and that shows which feature said diversity CAN be successful! Let’s show them that people will tune in for these kind of shows so that they will continue making them!

it’s 30 mins before christmas here and we’re still gonna have noche buena so i won’t be able to finish all the snow trek stuff. sooooo, i’ll just spread them out from today until new year maybe. :)

cheers!

i really want the community to be interactive next year, SO...

is anyone interested in having some sort of community group that plans things for throughout the year? you know how in, sorry for this comparison, in high school there are committees that plan different things?

this is a rough idea for now. we’d have to make a discord to hammer out details.

i’m thinking we could have seasonal events. a community chest that gets given away at the end of the month. vote based lair of the month. the dragon birthday i already mentioned. holiday grams (valentine grams, clover grams, well wishes). community care (for when know someone that’s feeling really down/having a hard time irl maybe some community love will bring them a smile). secret santa. gift exchanges. monthly player birthday celebration. random giveaways. vote based contests. festival help. trivia nights. movie nights. that book club i mentioned before. i could actually send out gavi.

there are tons of things we can do to help promote interacting with new people. however, it’s a lot of work to do things like above alone or with just a few people.

so, would anyone else be interested? input? thoughts? questions? if you are interested - message me! we can make a server.

please note that this wouldn’t require tons of hours of your time. just a reasonable amount of dedication/commitment.

The secret isn’t to find someone you love spending time with - I love spending time with a lot of people. The secret isn’t to find someone that you find attractive - I find a lot of people attractive for many different reasons. The secret isn’t to find someone who is nice - there are tons of nice people in the world. The secret is to find someone who wants exactly what you want. Someone who is ready to give you all they’ve got, and in return be ready to accept all the love you have to give. The world is filled with people in relationship of “loves you more” & “I have to act mean so they will like me back” or “I am just not ready.” Please do not waste any more of your precious time. You are an amazing creature. You deserve to be loved until your insides melt. Don’t give up on all the things you want. When you meet the right person you will have zero doubt in your mind. Zero.