and i have a new scanner

There’s a massive spoiler in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly (Rogue One cover) with “Once Upon a Time” confirming the AU No-Dark Curse storyline is happening as there’s a picture of Emma in a princess style dress and braid standing with 50-60 year-old Snow & Charming in royal outfits & aged makeup/wigs!!! :D The new issue is out early with Thanksgiving coming and I got my copy in the mail today. I don’t have a scanner but there’s a picture and a description for the mid-season finale talking about someone making a wish from the genie that was in the lamp Aladdin has and how it’ll change things for the mid-season premiere in EW’s “What to Watch” section for Sunday, December 4th. I’m positive EW will be posting an article online soon as they usually do for non-subscribers.

Things that confuse me in Fallout 4:

  • you can heal Nick Valentine…with a stimpack??
  • burnt and ruined books, empty lunchboxes and napkins somehow don’t count as “Junk” but functional circuit boards, biometric scanners and distress pulsers do
  • How the Institute hasn’t found the Railroad HQ yet, considering there is a massive red line leading directly to a location that has their fucking logo painted on the outside wall
  • the password is  R-A-I-L-R-O-A-D ffs how has nobody besides some random dude from a vault figured this out before
  • how did Ironsides get on that ship. also where did he get that sweet hat
  • Diamond City people remember what Halloween and Christmas is, but have forgotten how baseball works despite living in an old baseball stadium
  • how can the Bobrovs have a Russian accent when nobody’s had contact with Russia in 200+ years? same for Cait’s Irish accent or Proctor Quinlain’s british
  • “yes I’m sure this 200 year old irradiated canned slop is still good to eat”

Bad new: I had to deal with my creepy coworker all day so I’m super stressed Good News:I’m channeling all that stress into writing my favorite salty cashier duo from @keithvkogane​ ‘s au

  • Pidge is good with numbers and has memorized the prices of basically everything in the store.
  • Kieth is the exact opposite
  • “Hey Keith, how much does this $5 candy cost?“//”Fuck if I know“
  • Neither of them can do math under pressure though
  • *punches in cash amount*//”“Oh wait I have change!“//*internally*”FUCK“
  • The registers are old and never work properly
  • The card scanner doesn’t work half the time-even the old receipt paper trick fails- and the general scanners need to be reset every few hours and the printer is always jammed
  • Pidge has tried everything in their power to fix the computers, but alas they are all still old rust buckets
  • On a happier note, they all have nicknames
  • The names are Betsy,Cheryl, Sharon, and Peggy
  • Pidge always refers to them by name, confusing many customers
  • “Come on Betsy, work with me old girl!“//”What did you just say to me?”//”Oh I wasn’t talking to you”
  • “Don’t speak to me or my registers ever again“
  • The store is empty 95% of the time but the very second one of them leaves the register there is suddenly a huge line.
  • “Keith I need you on Sharon“//”I was just there!“
  • Totally talk about customers once they leave
  • “Why did that lady buy 10 bottle openers? Who needs 10 bottle openers!“
  • They have the most inside jokes out of anyone in the store
  • Whenever they hear a weird noise*Both lock eyes and whisper* Mothman
  • *humming the X-Files theme over the PA*
  • *Lance does something stupid*//”It’s your turn to deal with him“//”No I think its yours“//*loud sigh*
  • *Computer breaks down*//”This is homophobic“//”How?“//”I’m gay and it inconveniences me“
  • “Keith if i die tell Peggy, Sharon, and Cheryl that I love them“//”What about Betsy?“//”Not her, she was being a little shit today“
  • They have competitions over who can make the most money in a day
  •  Sometimes till report time is the most exciting part of the day
  • “Yo I made $516 today“//”HA! I made $524! SUCK IT“

Hey guys! So for day 9 of inktober I have some pretty exciting stuff here ( so exciting I even colored it ). New Miraculous heroes!
And lemme tell you, both Alya and Chloe look awesome ( I srsly hope Chloe will stop being such a b*tch now that she’s got powers… I really hope so… ). Btw did you notice that now there’s two bugs/two carnivores? Looks like we have a trend here…

And once again… sorry for shitty quality… I just really need a new scanner… 

Spiderman's Unwanted "Helpers"
  • Villain : - injures Spidey in a fight-
  • Spidey: -groans loudly- You're going to regret that....
  • Villain: - laughs - Oh yeah? What are you gonna do, call in an army?
  • Spidey: -sighs- I don't even have to call. Stupid tracking devices and suit scanners imbedded in the mask....
  • Tony: - breaks down the wall - MY SON!YOU COME TO MY TOWN AND HURT MY KID?!
  • Spidey: This is Queens. You live in New York City. You are also not my dad. None of your statement is true.
  • Steve : - breaks through window -
  • -Grabs Villain by the collar- I'M PEST CONTROL FOR SPIDERMAN, AND I'M GOING TO BREAK ONE BONE IN YOU FOR EVERY BIT OF PAIN YOU CAUSED MY SPIDER
  • Villain: OH GOD DON'T KILL ME LOOK HE'LL BE OKAY MAN
  • Spidey: - standing up from the floor, trying to calm the No Chill brothers- Honestly, it's only a broken arm, I'll be OKAY
  • Winter Soldier: - walks in after explosion outside - Steve told me somebody beat up my little bro. I'm here to bury that person.
  • Spidey: -Desperately apologizing to his bad guy - I don't KNOW how to turn them off , just run before SHE gets here, move countries , go into hiding , I am so sorry but your life is forfeit now , you'll have to make your living selling homemade cookies now but just RUN
  • Wanda: All right, who tried to kill Peter? I must return the favor, as they say.
  • Villain: Is that her?
  • Spidey: Wait for it....
  • -badass motorcycle entrance by Natasha-
  • Natasha: I CAME HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND I'M OUT OF GUM SO WHO IS GETTING MY BOOTS IMPRINTED ON THEIR ASS?!
  • Villain: SAVE ME SPIDEY I SWEAR I'LL DEVOTE MY LIFE TO CHARITY
  • Bruce: Yeah, hey, I barely KNOW the kid but he's a sweet child and you hurt him and - HULK WILL BREAK YOU
  • Thor: I have been alerted through the Phone of Cells that Man of Arachnids has come to harm . Darcy recommended I remove the spine of his enemy . Jane requests for me to protect Man of Arachnids as he is "smol" and " precious ". I must honor these wishes.
  • Villain: - has resigned themselves to their fate-
  • Spidey: - has climbed onto the ceiling and made a web in the corner to wallow in shame- I hate all of you

I got a new printer today after about a year of not having one, so here’s my first scan with it!

those black dots on the cloud background thing is actually glitter, but of course the scanner didn’t pick it up lmao

What would happen if we kissed
Would your tongue slip past my lips
Would you run away, would you stay
Or would I melt into you
Mouth to mouth, lust to lust
Spontaneously combust~

— What would happen, Meredith Brooks


HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

Inktober #25: TIRED

It’s been haunting me to make a more worthy version of this overnight doodle ever since… well, about exactly a year, but there was a reason why I have been holding it off until the anniversary (which is coincidentally my birthday, gone only a few days past, but this was the first time I actually got near a scanner). 

This is my metaphorical warm cup of coffee for everyone who has to work in retail hell at this time of the year. It is also, and more importantly, a present for someone who gifted me with her stories and general awesomeness for a whole year. 

My birthday is always a time of reflection for me similarly to how most people vow resolutions before New Years’s Eve. 2016 has been a terrible year for the world, the worst year for many people I know, and while not the worst year for me, definitely the most regretful. 

Perpetuum mobile:
everything that you don’t lift
infinitely sinks

A poem sits as close to my heart as it is short. Sometimes I think life feels like a river, into which the things that matter to me fall like rocks; I have only so many hands to keep them close and my worst fear, that never really leaves my mind, is that by the time I get to them it will be too late and they will drift out of my hands, irredeemably lost. 

There is nothing to be had in this venture than eventual, unavoidable failure, but I have to keep trying, because what else is there if I don’t? Only despair.

I wish so much that I could say something hopeful as we wait for 2017 to come, but I don’t know if there is anything else I can tell other than this, the only thing I have vowed myself this year. Keep passing the mug. Keep reaching out, even if it hurts, even if you fucked up badly, because that is the only way to go. Everything but despair.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone!

The Office: Xemnas edition

AT LONG LAST, a conclusion to the PSO13 series. Originally i was just going to have Xemnas attempt to hold meetings with poor public speaking skills but as far as bosses go, the most polar opposite boss i could think of is Michael Scott from The Office, so obviously that’s exactly who Xemnas became in this personality swap xD

THE REST OF THE GANG:

Chill Saïx

Aggressively Heterosexual Marluxia

Serious!Demyx

Bara!Vexen

Nochill!Xigbar

teddybear! Xaldin

OHSHC!Zexion

Lexaeus won’t STFU

Bumpkin!Luxord

Bigsis!Larxene

Villian!Xion/roxas

Shy!Axel

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Wait what kind are these? They look nice!

Don’t know if this helps much, since I don’t know their availability beyond my local bookstore chain that is very Finnish (its name is Suomalainen kirjakauppa, which literally means “Finnish bookstore”) and the original barcode tag is in Chinese, but I took some identification photos anyway.

They come in two varietes, black covers and brown covers, some with varying texts under the “Sketchbook” title. (Ignore the numbers on the top photo, I keep track of my sketchbooks by numbering them.) They are A5 in size, have removable outer covers, and are bound in a way that you can open them straight up 180 degrees so they can fit into scanner with no problem.

I tried scraping the Finnish barcode sticker off of one of the new books to get a proper photo for possible identification, but I don’t think I succeeded much…

Personally I’m ready to declare my undying love for these ones, the brown one on the top photo travelled with me for an entire year (which probably shows from the state of its cover) and it was the thing that got me to actually like watercolors for the first time ever. The paper didn’t even wrinkle after it dried! Like I could use watercolors wherever I wanted, even while hiking outside or in a train! Quick doodles and watercolors never belonged to the same sentence before I got that book.

Inktumber day 3! I missed it because I was bad and not taking care of myself but after lots of naps and eating something, I am back! And happy to bring you the first inked thing I’ve been really happy with in at least a year.

@dustmetal AU black belly Sans and Grillby! I couldn’t resist after talking with @frankpanioncube yesterday lol. Can I emphasize how much Sans secretly loves twirling his fire hair? Cause he really does.