and i have 2 exams tomorrow

I may have gotten incredibly bored and written some Troyler fanfic....

I’ve never written fanfic before so I’m sorry that it’s shit…

Troyler finally announce that they’re dating, and they’ve now been together for two and a half years. Tyler is vlogging a day out with Troye…

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As Tyler and I walked through the park, I looked around. It was virtually empty, no viewers that could ruin what I was about to do. I reached for Tyler’s hand and dragged him over to sit underneath a tree with me. Tyler got out his camera, once again.

‘HEEEEEEEYYYYYY. So Troye and I are just chilling in the park, having an amazing time. Just because we can. And if this vlog annoys you then I’m sorry but you can fuck off. I spent over a year keeping this little munchkin quiet so now I want to share every single moment with him, with you. Well. Not every moment….’ He winked at me and I rolled my eyes. 'Though seriously, obviously we don’t share everything, so please don’t think that we do. But we just wanted to share a nice chilled day with you!’

'Speaking of sharing’ I piped up. 'I want to do something now and I want Ty to film it. He can choose whether he wants to upload it afterwards.’ I leant forward and kissed his cheek.

'Wait, babe, what are you gonna do?’ Tyler asked me, looking confused.

I smiled. 'I’m going to sing to you. It’s an old time classic of mine, 'We’re My OTP’, with a couuuuuuuple of changes.’ I took a deep breath. 'You ready?’

'Let me just set up the camera.’ Tyler replied.

Come on Tyler! I was nervous enough as it was. Was I really going to do this?

Tyler had balanced his camera on the bench next to us so that it was the perfect height. 'Okay, ready.’ He said.

'Okay.’ I smiled. And then I started singing.

'Valentines day is creeping up on me,
Still staring at you on my computer screen,
Trying to skype you in the middle of the night,
You’re gonna pick up, right?’

Tyler giggled, and I smiled back at him, before continuing.

'Long distance won’t work, the peasant cries,
Shut the fuck up bitch, do you wanna die?
And I’ve told you before, can you hear?
I’ve fallen in love with a youtuber…’

I looked over at Tyler and he was welling up. And so was I.

'Fuck I’m so emotional’ he muttered.

'OTP, we’re my OTP,
Baby you and me, we are so sexy, oh
OTP, we’re my OTP,
Baby you and me, we are so sexy, oh

We worked real hard to keep Troyler quiet,
We tried to say we’re friends but our people didn’t buy it,
Well now we’re public I can say how I feel,
I love you so much and it doesn’t seem real,

I love you always, I love you 5ever,
I love you even more than I love Nutella

(That’s a lot)’

Tyler was now full on crying. I swallowed and blinked back tears before carrying on with the song.

'OTP, we’re my OTP,
Baby you and me, we are so sexy, oh
OTP, we’re my OTP,
Baby you and me, we are so sexy, oh

OTP, we’re my OTP,
Baby you and me, we are so sexy, oh
OTP, we’re my OTP,
Baby you and me, we are so sexy…’

I paused. This is it. I’m really going to do it.

'No, literally the only thing that’s stopping us from getting married is that… Oh wait… There’s no reason.’ I pulled the ring out of my pocket. 'Tyler Oakley, will you marry me?’

'What the fuck are you doing to me Troye Sivan?!’ I’d never seen Tyler cry so much. 'Of course I’ll marry you, you romantic idiot.’ He leant forward and we kissed passionately, before I broke away and said 'we’re still recording…’

Tyler shrugged and said 'I’ll edit it out…’

I nodded, then said 'and we’re in a public place…’

’…oh yeah.’

'Now stop fucking crying and we’ll talk to the camera properly. Oh, and put the fucking ring on’ I laughed.

why does everyone hate me lately it’s eating away at me. like, why don’t people like me? why are people rude to me? what did i do? why don’t they like me? why didn’t they invite me to this place? do they not like hanging out with me ? what can i do to make them like me? maybe i shouldn’t hang out with them. am i annoying? what can i do? what do i do? why am i like this?

anonymous asked:

(1/2) Hi there! This might come in two parts. First of all, can I just say I'm very sorry for what happened and I do not in ANY WAY condone it, freedom of speech is a human right and I really hope you get justice. Having said that, I just read something interesting. I'm studying journalism and tomorrow I have an exam about copyright stuff. I encountered something called The Streisand Effect - have you heard about it? Basically, Barbara Streisand's private house was once photograpped by a

  • (2/2) photographer who claimed to be photographing the erosure of the California coast. She sued him, the pic was being removed from every site that posted it. And suddenly it became super popular on the Internet, everybody started posting it because people were talking about it. I couldn’t help but see similarities - The Streisand Effect basically says that if something is censored, the interest in it rapidly grows. For example someone saw your article but wasn’t that interested and now
  • (actually one more part sorry) they can’t find it anymore. So, even if it didn’t interest them at first, they are now thinking-that’s weird, that article was just there - why was it removed? So they start digging, finding out about the topic and spreading it. I’m not saying that what happened is a good thing, but if it’s not only happening to you (Aaron’s article was delayed) than maybe it has some twisted purpose? My notes say the Streisand Effect is commonly used in marketing and seeding…

First of all, I hope that you’re right. 

Second of all, if you are right, this is the most manipulative seeding I’ve ever seen. 

This is something that I had considered. Also, given the thousands of followers I gained I couldn’t help but wonder, given the already somewhat known blog I run, how they didn’t think that it would go unnoticed when all my writing disappeared. I don’t want to toot my own horn or anything, but the first person to step in to try and help me when my website disappeared was Dr. Brooke Magnanti/Belle de Jour who wrote Secret Diary of a Call Girl because it had happened to her blog when she was still anonymous as well. I can probably guarantee that she had way more people with a personal interest in taking her site down than mine, but who knows. By the way, if you like sex blogs and have never read hers - you definitely should. Mine is like the Disney Channel compared to hers. Also she’s so lovely, and sticks up for women’s rights and I might like start a side blog in homage of her, and she’s one of the strongest feminists I know.

Anyway, my point is. To attack a website that has been up for six years, and is still sporadically mentioned in the press, is a pretty public move. I mean, I wouldn’t put it past someone to be that ignorant to who I am (most people here think my url is ‘sex on a bridge’), and there is always the possibility that someone random just did a cyber attack and flooded my site with an overwhelming amount of traffic which caused the suspension, but still. If someone was trying to silence me it’s had a staggering opposite effect. 

I hope your exam went well! Thank you for taking the time to send this to me xx

In desperate need of a headcanon where Itachi is the most excited captain of the SNS ship. Just imagine how annoying he would be.

1. *holds tomatoes under naruto’s nose* “Make him some tomato soup or else I’ll kill you. Jk I’m too proud of you.”

2. *peeks inside Sasuke’s bathroom* “Naruto better be in there with you having sex.” (*Sasuke screams* “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE-

“Thanks a ton for those crow BJ sessions!” *Naruto pops his head out of the curtain and winks at Itachi*)

3. *hangs upside down from a nearby tree* “Have you given my beautiful brother-in-law his tight ramen design briefs yet?”

*Sasuke walks past him*

“Fine, I’ll tell him you actually bought them, not me-”

“FUCK NO!!!”

[2/100] - 1.2.2016 // Revising the questions we got for the test from economics that we have tomorrow. I ended up putting the questions on quizlet since that was always the best way for me to remember something but I’m kind of failing on this one and it woud be reat if I didnt end up with an F otherwise it’ll be hard to climb up and get better grades. Economics isn’t really important for me when it comes to my maturita exams but even if I don’t pass any subjects they won’t even let me take it and I will have to go for the term in Fall. 

Today was a bit messy. I spent 7 hours at school and headed to the doctor right away where I spent good two moer hours. Once I came home I was just sleepy so I took a nap and now I’m back to economics it’s already almost 10pm. 

2/9/16

It’s been a while since I have posted, but I’ve been crazy busy with competition and tests all this week before our 5 day weekend (yay!). This is a pic of my AP stats notes in studying for my test tomorrow.

Study Tip of the Day:
Rewriting your most important parts of your notes neatly in a separate place is a great way for you to study for smaller exams. Additionally, they are a great resource for studying for finals at the end of the semester because you have the most important stuff all together.

My action plan to justify flying to Australia to see Nathan Page in a play - Day 52

This will be a VERY short post, as I am exhausted and I have to get up very early tomorrow morning. 

I realized at 9:00 this evening that it will be impossible for my to cycle tomorrow. The minute my son is finished his last exam tomorrow morning, we (along with 2 other 14-year-old boys, a 9-year-old boy, and the mother of 2 of these children, who is my good friend of mine) are driving 4 hours north to go skiing. @citysouthnorth, we’re going to Blue Mountain, in case you are wondering. We’re going to stay over at a chalet owned by a friend of my friend, and I will not have access to a bicycle. So, I just cycled for 2 hours straight at my gym! This was not easy. I read my book for a while until my iPad battery ran out, then listened to music until my iPhone battery ran out, then watched some TRULY silly cooking shows on the Food Network. (It was that or watch incessant American political commentary.) But I succeeded in completing 120 minutes of cycling, and all of my exercises and stretches. Cycling promise fulfilled for both today and tomorrow.

My husband also felt very loved today because I took on all of the driving and household tasks so that he would have a free day to catch up on work that has been stressing him out. He went to the office for the day, and now looks much happier and more relaxed. Husband promise fulfilled.

He’s so cute when he’s sleeping! I have to join him now, before I fall asleep at my keyboard. Have a great week, everyone!

Feb. 2, 2016 || Day 35

Stayed in the library today to try to “study,” but I think I actually feel asleep for a minute or so. What is happening to me?! 😭😭 We have an exam for 3 whole chapters tomorrow, and I don’t have notes for the last lesson yet. #help

#kimching232 #100daysofproductivity #psychblr #studyblr #studygram #psychgram #studyspo #psychspo #studyarea #schoollibrary #cognitivepsychology

07.02.16 // it has been so long since I’ve posted on here! Says a lot about the amount of work I’ve been doing! Anyway, so last week (or the week before, I can’t remember) we had our mock GCSE results day, and I was (on the whole) really happy with my results as I ended up with 5 A*’s, 3 A’s and 2 B’s. But I need to bring up my two b’s in maths and further maths ASAP! Tomorrow I’m going to start my ‘New Years’ resolutions (I couldn’t start them before because I was busy with exams and sick) so healthy eating, studying and organisation starts tomorrow! HOPEFULLY I’ll get some work done and have something to post then!

Life Update:

It’s going to be a rough week. I’ve been very unmotivated school wise, what with everything else that’s been going on in my life. As a health update: I’m going in for more specific scans and biopsies later this week. Got some confusing messages from the doctors in charge, so it may not be a tumor and just be an odd swelling? Not sure, regardless, it’s apparently what’s been causing such weird mood swings etc.

I took my first exam and barely studied, still managed to pass it with a high C. I’m very okay with that, especially when considering it’s a very small portion of the grade. 

I have a lunch date tomorrow (don’t wanna go, ugh), a charity date auction on Thursday, and a dinner date either Friday or Saturday with an extremely cute dude. 

The week after, I have 2 exams and an essay due, plus a co-op job fair that I’m expecting 2 or 3 interviews from. 

I’m getting my nails done with my mum and best friend on Saturday morning, and I’m probably going to go shopping for VERY cute lingerie later that day, plus get my eyebrows done. I’ve turned into such a girl lately and I’m not super sure why, but either way I’m enjoying it.

So yeah. That’s what’s up tumblr and real life friends that follow me on tumblr that I haven’t talked to in weeks.