and i googled her

Sister # 2 unknowingly moved into a Murder Apartment Complex. A fact she found out after moving in. She is not pleased with this.

Apparently the removalists told her, and this is how the conversation went:

Mover # 1: Nice building you’re moving into.

Sister: Thanks.

Mover # 1: You know this is where that woman was dismembered and-

Mover # 2: MATE I DON’T THINK THAT’S QUITE RIGHT.

Sister: Um.

Mover # 1: Nah mate, pretty sure this is the building.

Mover # 2: You fucken idiot, she probably doesn’t want to know that.

Mover # 1: Oh. Sorry.

anonymous asked:

My Gay Awakening was because I watched Frozen in 2013 and really liked Elsa’s voice so I googled her voice actress and found out about Idina Menzel, and spent ages looking at pictures of her and they made me feel really weird and I couldn’t work out why, so in the end I put it down to the fact that she looks nothing like Elsa. And then a boy asked me out and I was forced to confront the reality that I didn’t like boys, did like girls, and the weird feeling was me wanting to bang Idina Menzel.

WAIT IVE NEVER HEARD OF SOMEONE NOT KNOWING IDINA BEFORE FROZEN woahH

my dad signs all his text messages to me ‘from dad’ and sometimes starts them ‘hi this is dad’ and really that’s the most dad-like thing ever

My problematic TC behavior:

1) I’ve recently been walking by her classroom on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays. I don’t think she’s seen me yet, her back is usually turned.

2) I know when and where all of her classes are for this semester.

3) Last Tuesday, during the free block, I sat in the room her class was going to be in after the free block, doing work. She came in before her students and I saw her for like a minute.

4) I get jealous when she talks with other people (WHICH IS STUPID, I KNOW!) But I get really jealous when she talks with this one particular girl.

5) I go to her office hours because I just want to see her, not because I need help or because of a valid reason.

6) I asked to interview her three times already.

7) I googled her and looked her up on ratemyprofessor

8) I sometimes watch an old interview she did, when I miss her

9) I hate time away from her

10) I wait for her car to arrive on campus and I catch glimpses of her walking to her classes

11) I blog about any interaction I have with her…

I just learned yesterday that Pikachu, my favorite Pokemon, was originally designed not by Ken Sugimori (he only finalized the design), but by a female graphic designer named Atsuko Nishida. 

Also after googling her, I found out that she’s also designed Sylveon–another favorite PKMN of mine. She’s also illustrated some very pretty Pokemon cards!!

Thank you Ms. Nishida! :-) May you get more credit and love for your contribution to the Pokemon franchise.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: what the hell are the set blocks used in Falsettos (2016) made of?? they must be incredibly sturdy and firm because they don't dent or sag when the actors stand on them, but lightweight enough that they can be carried and moved with ease?? they probably have some sort of grip on their surface to keep them from shifting too much when they're stacked, yet they don't noticeably or loudly drag across the stage?? how are they balanced?? how do they spin when they're in the large block formation?? is there one piece that has wheels underneath it that the rest attach to when it spins, so it stays together?? but where would the wheels go?? what the fuck?????

Okay real talk… If the Power Rangers writers were trying to make Kimberly seem straight (trying being the operative word)… Why did she have a girl’s nudes in the first place??? 

Not to mention her having the Bisexual Bob and having a date with Trini in Krispy Kreme

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My list of top movies about school shootings:

1. Hello Herman 

Herman goes to his high school and begins a shooting rampage, killing 39 students, two teachers and a police officer. Just before he surrenders, Herman sends video of his rampage to his talk-show idol, asking to be on the program.

2. April Showers

A survivor of a high-school shooting tries to come to terms with the horrors he witnessed, along with the loss of his best friend.

3. Elephant

A variety of adolescents at a suburban high school drift through a seemingly uneventful day, until two students arrive with violent intentions. Alex and Eric  have developed elaborate plans to enter their school and gun down as many of their peers as possible.

4. Bang Bang You’re Dead

At Rivervale High School, Trevor Adams is a bullied outcast trying to fit back in after a false bomb threat he made a few months ago. Trevor is chosen to star in a play called Bang Bang You’re Dead as the main character, Josh. After parents and the community hear of the play and its lead actor, they call for it to be cancelled.

5. White Rabbit

A bullied high school student starts having visions of a rabbit that he killed when he was a kid, soon putting him in a state where his imagination threatens to cause him to carry out violent acts.

6. Zero Day

Andre and Cal are a pair of military-loving misfits from small-town America. They harbor a hatred of their high school so caustic that they come up with a plan of attack called “Zero Day.” As the days count down, they record their preparations in video diaries, hoping to achieve fame after their demise. When Zero Day arrives, Andre and Cal drive to school with a trunk of munitions and take aim. The film is based on the Columbine High School massacre.

7. The Life Before Her Eyes

As the 15th anniversary of a fatal high school shooting approaches, former pupil Diana is haunted by memories of the tragedy. After losing her best friend Maureen in the attack, Diana has been profoundly affected by the incident - her seemingly perfect life shaped by the events of that day. 

8. Beautiful Boy

Stuck in an unhappy but comfortable marriage, businessman Bill and his wife, Kate , are shocked when they learn that their son, Sammy has gone on a deadly shooting spree on his college campus before committing suicide. Struggling to avoid the media, the couple flees to the house of Kate’s brother, Eric. While the two try to remember what they might have done to drive Sammy to his desperate act, their mutual resentment builds.

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  Hi angels! Kat is adorable, and Clary is finally getting an enkeli rune in season 3!

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Day Six: April 22nd
Oath / Family / Protect

For @kiribakuweek2k17 again!! Guess who’s crawling back with the kiribaku’s family outing and kirishima taking 124378 pictures of his beautiful husband and their beautiful adoptive child