and i find most things hilarious

ppl always use lyrics from shake it off to make a dig @ taylor’s songwriting skills which i find hilarious because the shake it off lyrics are genuinely the most profound and meaningful lyrics i have ever heard in my life. like literally look me in the eyes and tell me that the haters aren’t, in fact, going to hate. you can’t do it. because the haters WILL hate and that’s just the way things are but i guess the truth of that statement is too confronting for some ppl </3

I find it kinda hilarious that people would even consider Bellamy was looking anywhere but at Clarke on this scene

Look, cinematography is relatively simple for the audience, when they want it to be. Sure, there are a lot of hidden symbolism and references, but those are related mostly to hints. Things that will reveal themselves later anyway.

And, most of the time, symbolism happens when something ELSE is happening on the scene, something that will divert the public’s attention. - Which isn’t the case on this scene and on most scenes where no one is speaking, or when the camera turns to some other character for too long.

But on ALL  scenes, at all times when you’re watching anything on TV, the non-speak scenes are meant to be something every casual viewer can understand. The non-speak scenes are scenes that should be “speaking” for themselves. Otherwise, the tv show or the movie is just not communicating right.

It’s as simple as this: Clarke is talking to Abby

Camera moves to Kane

Kane and Camera move to Bellamy

Now, on tv shows and movies the camera moves to whatever they want you to see - anything that is NOT on the camera, they don’t need you to see. They choose YOUR focus. And this time, they choose Kane and Bellamy. Since Kane and Bellamy are not talking, it’s fairly obvious the change in camera does not mean a change in the subject. Since nothing else showed on camera , or rather, on focus, it’s also fairly obvious the only thing we have to see here are Clarke and Abby talking - Kane and Bellamy listening.

Simple cinematography wasn’t made for mathematicians, or people with inpecable memory, it is not testing if you can tell the angle of Bellamy is looking at and figure out whether it’s Octavia or Clarke, or if you remember that Octavia was even there, cause that’s not natural for a viewer. The scenes are happening, the action is happening, no viewer will stop to think about where Bellamy is loooking at - the camera already showed us, it’s no rocket science. If they wanted us to think Bellamy was looking at anywhere else but Clarke and Abby, they would have showed us.

And, no, not like this:

(the only reference that Octavia was there btw, and I - a very NON casual viewer- could barely remember Octavia was there with them)

but like this:

It’s simple, easy and obvious. They always  focus on what they want us to see the most.

(or do you think the most important part of that scene was Bellamy looking at Bryan and Miller? If not then you must realize that saying Bellamy was looking at Octavia on 4x01 is the same comparison or even worse cause she wasn’t even speaking on that scene, or relating to it at all)

And as much we all love to make deep analysis, and connect dots few people can see, most part of the show is made so most part of the people can understand. 

The foreground plot speaks to the audience - whether they are fandom experts or just a soccer mom who likes this show that airs at wednesday nights.

Some scenes are as obvious as they are, let them be. Your first feeling when you watched it is probably the right one because that’s the feeling they wanted to convey without having to spell it out for us.

Oh my - for a good laugh, go into the anti-Tony Stark tag, where the mewling and roiling jealousy is on mini-boil amid the rapidly shrinking ranks. Of course "Spider-Man: Homecoming" - just on the strength of the few scenes in the trailer - looks poised to become one of the MCU's biggest hits and make Iron Man even more of an icon for kids and the adult crowd. Marvel does these things wisely - they know RDJ is the most popular movie star on the planet and will draw legions of fans to see the movie. The scenes of Peter with Tony are adorable and hilarious, and the father-son vibe will increase audience engagement exponentially. Mentoring Peter, a new young superhero with zero baggage and tons of genuine optimism, will work wonders in healing Tony from the scars of Civil War. It's so brilliant I can't even...(and when *I* can't even find words, you know it's something!). Tony mentors Peter; Peter's guileless enthusiasm brings new life and hope to Tony. I love it so much. It's all we hoped for! Haters can suck on it - this will skyrocket Tony's popularity off the charts (especially since Spidey is Marvel's best-loved character - who better to pair with the founding father of the MCU? It couldn't happen to a greater pair of heroes.
Request: Imagine...punching Jasper in the face

Originally posted by halemasen

Originally posted by ignitetheliight

Ohhh @curlkitty 😂😂💕

So lets be clear, you find Jasper to be a gigantic idiot by choice. He does the most stupidest things to get a reaction out of you. Why? It was hilarious.

Jasper sped up to stand behind you leaving, no. personal. space. He then yelled. “HEY LOOK AT ME I’M A VOLTURI!”
This made you jump and scream “NOPEEEEEEE!” Upon instinct you had punched him in the face.
So this was new…you called him stupid all the time yet you just punched him in the face. Jasper just stood there, obviously it didn’t hurt him, his face didn’t even move so he didn’t know whether to laugh or panic.

At first your hand felt numb before pins and needles pulsed through your hand before pain erupted. “OWWWWWWWWW.” You yelled, cradling your hand. That was when Jasper kicked into action.

“(Y/N) you’re very lucky. Your hand is only bruised.”
“Are you sure my hand isn’t dying? Feels like it.”
Carlisle chuckled in response, carefully analysing your bruised knuckles. “No, you’re fine. Just don’t raise your hand to anymore vampires.”
Your eyes narrowed on Jasper. “You’re a Volturi eh?”
Jasper burst out laughing. “It was so good!” He began to mimick you. “Nooooope! I need to tell Emmett about this!”

I find it fucking hilarious. When we’re watching Isak scenes in the show, there’s Even practically everywhere. Even if he’s not in the scene, he’s at least mentioned once. Isak didn’t say he’s gay, he said he had a thing with EVEN. Of course Isak is the most important character. Everyone has been cheering on him since the day-1.His coming out scene is the most popular video on the fucking website. EVERYONE KNOWS THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS THAN THIS WHOLE RELATIONSHIP Y'ALL, SO MANY PEOPLE SCREAMED FROM HAPPINESS BECAUSE OF THAT SCENE WITH JONAS.
WE’RE NOT ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT EVEN.

Why are y’all so fucking salty when people mention they watch skam only for season 3? And i mean, let’s be real, the biggest part of the fandom came for the 3rd season but watched the previous ones as well and fell in love with the show AS A WHOLE. WHY CAN’T WE FOCUS ON THAT? YOU CAN’T MAKE EVERYONE WATCH IT. 

This is why we can’t have nice things. When a show suddenly becomes popular people have to bitch about something every damn second. Tumblr is so fucking problematic. So what if some people want to see Even and Isak work things out, I’m pretty sure Isak wants it as well. I mean the first 5 episodes were centered around their relationship. I’m so sorry some of y’all were late to the party but I remember when the whole fandom got so fucking happy when they gave us the pool scene, the cuddling scene etc. Where were you then, when Isak’s world basically revolved around Even lmao. We live for this amazing, non-stereotypical portrayal of a  love story between two boys. Is that so fucking difficult to understand that people also care for Even’s character? Maybe they relate to him? He’s been outed as well? We don’t know anything about him and now it’s the time to finally find out what’s the deal? Since he’s been so fucking important to the plot SINCE THE BEGINNING. i can’t believe some people try so hard to deny it.I don’t fucking know but who are you to tell someone to “stop talking about Even” bitch, this is the skam tag, which means people can talk abt everything related to skam. And Even is related to skam and has been one of the main reasons people discovered it in the first place. Accept the truth and move on. Doesn’t mean people don’t appreciate the show for what it is. Your logic is like 2+2=5.

?????

So just like what you like and stop bossing people around. It has been such a nice fandom, it really has. Don’t ruin it.

Dating Colossus Would Include...

Request// @mydemonexorcist

Originally posted by hystericblack

-Him being super over protective of you always and you always telling him you can fend for yourself

-You trying to explain Deadpool’s sense of humor to him, and laughing when he keeps saying “I do not get it, it is not funny.”

-You constantly having to reassure him that you do love him and that he’s doing everything okay, “I did not mess up?”  “No Piotr, I promise everything is okay.” You smile at him.

-Him always looking to you for direction, and you being more than happy to help

-Him being the most selfless person ever and constantly asking if he can do things to assist you

-Which means he always carries in the groceries after shopping, but never complains, which is a bonus for you

-You finding it both adorable and hilarious at how seriously he handles every situation 

-Him hugging you too tight almost every time, but you never telling him because you can’t handle whenever he gets that hurt look on his face. Plus, in the long run the hugs are amazing

-You always loving the fact that he has the biggest heart of anyone you know despite looking like he could crush a car with his bare hands

-The fact that your smile is the only thing he needs to be happy

-How determined he is to make you laugh because he loves hearing it, so he’ll spend hours on the internet writing down bad jokes and then delivering them all wrong, but you laugh anyways, because he always looks proud when you do. “Now that one was funny, yes?” “Yes, that had to be the best one yet.” You kiss him on the cheek

-Him always kissing the top of your head, because you’re the perfect height

-Basically him being the sweetest person ever, like a big puppy dog 

The thing I find most hilarious about liberals shaming antifa is how they act like their suddenly elucidating us. Like we haven’t been given this “violence solves nothing” line for all our lives by our parents and schoolteachers and their finally coming in and enlightening us. Motherfucker I used to agree with you until I picked up a book and realized that “respectful debate” all that was just feel-good bullshit that only worked in a idealized version of the world. 

It’s really telling of the liberal mindset just how stupid they think everyone else is.  

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Because of the High School Musical 10th anniversary a few days ago I suddenly had an urge to do a HSM AU for Miraculous Ladybug! 

(This has probably been done a thousand times over already but I already had things sketched out orz) 

Cast headcanons in the read more!

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You know what I find hilarious?

That some of you people genuinely would never be able to associate with a person who disagrees with you. Milo’s opinions are really fucking gross to me, but I bet he’s a hoot at the bar. Ya’ll need to stop looking at things so black and white. You can still like someone as a person and disagree with their ideas. Come on. Grow up. I know most of you are 14, but still. 

anonymous asked:

Oh man I hadn't really thought about garrobane friendship before I found your blog, but now I can't stop headcannoning the most random things. Like, what if the Chairman is one of those jerk cats that dominates the hell out of dogs, and that translates to him stealing Luke's seat, drinking out of his water, using his jacket as a bed... And Luke is frustrated but can't be mean to a kitten, and Magnus finds this hilarious and keeps making up reasons for them to meet at the loft.

i’ve talked about this before but i don’t really see show magnus as being a cat person considering harry’s cat allergy. we’ve seen him feeding strays but he doesn’t have a cat of his own for that reason

au magnus does have cats though and i’ve actually written luke and magnus’s cats interacting in my au malec fic titled the lesson in magic and that’s kind of how i characterized church and luke’s interactions, it’ll be coming up again

but consider magnus having a hellhound and luke interacting with it because THAT i want to see. the hellhound is this gorgeous all black doberman pinscher with curling black smoke shifting off of it’s body, it’s blood red eyes unmoving as luke comes into the loft.

“i’ll be right with you, luke!” magnus calls from the study, getting a book of clave laws they need to go over.

so luke smiles and slowly moves over, settling down on one of the couches. the hellhound growls quietly in it’s throat, eyes burning red. luke’s eyes go green and he just stares this massive hellhound down.

by the time magnus gets back, the dog is curled up in luke’s lap lapping at his hand and luke looks up and grins at him. magnus appraises them with an impressed look on his face, not that he’s really surprised.

“i see you’ve met beowoof.”

Crossovers are going to be the end of m e

soYEAH hm Steven Universe is so awesome so this thing happened (still a WIP tho)

I can’t decide on what gem Blaze should have…I’ll probably go with the Natural Spinel (most of these type of gems are formed due to intense heat from volcanic activity) instead of the iolite

Rouge- (clear)Moissanite

Gem Fusion- Mystic Topaz

Blaze- Natural Spinel

anonymous asked:

Do you think the poster in Vik's room of a person wearing a long skirt (Probs not safe for jumps tbh.) is a picture of younger Vik wearing another Johnny Weir costume? (Johnny was wearing a white shirt and a black skirt. #aesthetic.) PS: Tbh bless YOI for showing men being so casual about embracing + expressing their feminine sides and it isn't a joke like "look, he's wearing [insert] he's probs gay and maybe trans isn't that HILARIOUS lol. We're funny™ and clearly stuck in the past. 😂🤣"

i’ve looked for this said picture and i really can’t find it? i’m sorry kflsdjklf;sd 

but yes!! it could possibly be it! and let’s be honest, johnny weir skating to creep with that long, black skirt is one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen in my life! and it takes skill to skate like that?? Good Shit™

tbh i live for yoi characters destroying gender roles it clears my skin

It’s quite interesting when you decide to go into the ‘comments’ section of your music video on YouTube. Honestly, the things I find are bloody hilarious. Of course, there’s always: the ‘shippers’, someone convinced I’m dating someone from One Direction, a lad complaining about the fact that I’m a ‘stupid dyke’ and then there’s that one lovely comment that’s thrown into all of that mess.

Of course I know that most of my darling fans don’t spend time commenting on videos, and if they do – they’re buried quite deep. But I can’t help but be a little amused at the haters as well.

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You might find this amusing if you haven't seen it yet

“An anonymous user just submitted the most hilarious thing that I have ever read in regards to “Liftblr,” i.e. Tumblr’s pro-theft…”

That is pretty funny, as I was reading it I was hoping the “scammers” were police who were just trying to arrange a meeting so they could arrest them, this and the reaction to it is just as funny.

albion-pyre  asked:

I personally find you, and the shameshack by extension, hilarious, and I'm most of the things people claim you hate. So in short, I feel as if the people that dislike you shouldn't be speaking out for their entire communities as if they are the soul representation of God on Earth. Honestly, haven't seen a single post from you or The Shack that has seriously offended me. Love your guys work. Keep it up.

Thanks. People like to take shit really seriously and get tremendously upset at the smallest things, and then they come up with some moral reason for their outbursts so that their anger looks righteous and makes them look good.