and i finally got it to work

BOOF! finally got that FtM makeup tutorial out! works for cosplay, or everyday. short, sweet, and more of what to do, and less of why. Mostly just makeup procedure, and some handy tricks to increase the manly. 

and for supplementary material, this is the guide that i base 70% of my method on:

(alterations for my method: sharp line cheek contour, no highlight in the inner eye, extended cheek highlights, highlight along the jaw top, as well as shadow on the bottom, darker areas under the eye and in the corner of the eyes.) 

Someone Said I Needed A New Hobby So I've Started Spinning In Circles Until I Throw Up Recreationally

Someone told me I needed more friends so I’ve started talking to the trees

Someone said hi to me on a walk today and I accidentally screamed howdy back

Someone said I’ve been acting like a dick lately so I’ve been trying to not talk as much

Someone recommend I start over somewhere new so I drove a different way to work today

Someone told me that they have a deep desire to punch me in my kidneys and I smiled, looked down, then laughed

Someone finally stopped waiting for me to text them back and I feel indifferent about it

Someone took me to a fancy restaurant and I forgot to thank them because I was too busy thinking about the holes in my pants

Someone told me I still got a lot of life left to live and I developed ‘a lot-of-life-left-to-live disorder’

Someone told me I should try to go a month without drinking and I’m on day three

Someone muttered an incorrect political fact so I took out my bad past year out on them

Someone asked me to look up the weather for them on my phone and I told them that I didn’t know how to do that

Someone told me I told you so and I put my hand on their shoulder then told them how proud everyone one is of them

Lip Sync Battle: Tom Holland

Word Count: 964

Warning(s): None

Pairing: Tom Holland x reader

Request: Hey, I was wondering if you could write a tomxreader imagine where they compete in lip sync battle? I just haven’t seen any fics about lsb and was hoping you could write one? Thanks 😋

A/N: This is the first of the two Lip Sync Battle requests I’ve gotten. And for a second I thought of combining them, but decided not to because I was being greedy and wanted to write two lip sync battles.

Note: My lovely anon didn’t give me much to work off of. So basically, instead of Zendaya performing, it’s the reader, and Tom and the reader are already a thing. So it’s a boyfriend vs girlfriend kinda thing.


“All right, that raps up the final rehearsal. You’ve really got this down, Y/N.” The choreographer said as she gave Y/N a high five.

“I really want to kick Tom’s ass out there.” Y/N laughed as she walked over to Zendaya who was on the bench in the back of the studio. Zendaya and Y/N had met on set and just instantly clicked. They had so much in common, and sson after become very close friends. Y/N trusted Zendaya with her life, and Zendaya trusted Y/N with hers.

Y/N took a seat by Zendaya and drank some of her water. “Huh, look what lover boy sent you.” Zendaya handed Y/N her phone with a chuckle. Y/N opened the text and found a video waiting for her. She pressed the play button and payed close attention to what Tom was saying.

“Hey, love. Just thought I’d send you a good luck video, instead of a text… because you’re gonna need it. And even if I still kick your arse, just know, I’ll always love you.” He said as he put his hand over his heart dramatically. Y/N let out a hearty laugh and so did Zendaya.

“He’s too much.” Y/N laughed.

“Well, at least you know no matter what, ‘I’ll always love you.’“ Zendaya quoted before Y/N nudged her gently. “Your man is hella dramatic.” Zendaya added as she picked up her own phone.

“Believe me, I know.” Y/N jested.


Y/N felt very confident in her chances of winning the battle after round one. Y/N had given quite the show, and maybe sprinkled a little of her sass on the first round. Tom’s round one had been great, especially the stage dive, but Y/N felt like she’d won the first round, but now it was time for the second round.

She got into position and before she knew it the song was starting. The number went by a lot faster than she thought. Once she had gone over the pop and lock, she felt a little relief, but she felt the most relief when the number was truly over. She hadn’t missed a single beat, and she felt very proud of herself. She walked off the stage and back towards Zendaya.

“Yay, congrats, you didn’t fuck up.” Zendaya said as she hugged her best friend.

“Oh, shut up.” Y/N laughed as they pulled away.

“Okay, now let’s see what little Holland has up his sleeve.” Zendaya commented as they watched from their spot at the back of the stage. The familiar tune of singing in the rain began to play and Tom danced out. When he said she would need the luck, Y/N thought he had something grand planned, but Singing in the Rain? Really? And then he disappeared behind the wall of umbrellas.

The music changed, and Tom walked out from behind the wall of umbrellas dressed as Rihanna, and an umbrella in his hand. Y/N’s jaw dropped as she put her hand on her head.

“Oh my God.” Y/N laughed. Zendaya doubled over in laughter at the sight before them. And just when they thought it couldn’t possibly get any  better, the “rain” began to fall and Y/N knew, she’d lost the battle to her boyfriend. Y/N practically screamed as Tom ended his number on his back. For a moment she worried he’d injured himself, but soon after realized he probably hadn’t. 


“That was seriously the most stressful thing I’ve ever done in my life.” Tom laughed as he intertwined his hands with Y/N’s as they walked to the car.

“Yeah, but you won. So the stress was well worth it. I gotta say, you really had me shook. I mean seriously. I was incredibly shocked at your moves. Hell, I had no idea you could even dance like that. What the hell? And that video you sent me this morning? Very nice touch.” Y/N mused as Tom unlocked the car and as they both climbed in.

“So you agree then, I won fair and square?” To. asked his girlfriend as he turned the car on. Y/N knew exactly what he was doing.

“I know what you’re doing, Holland. You’re not slick. But yes, I do agree, you did win fair and square. And for making admit that, I get to pick the songs all the way back to the apartment.” Y/N said slyly.

Tom let out a dramatic gasp. “Did you really just admit to my win? I’m-I’m honeslty shocked.”

“If you don’t…” Y/N nudged Tom as she searched for a specific song to play. She let a coy smile onto her lips as the intro played.

“Aww, really, Y/N?” Tom practically whined. “Of all the songs?”

Y/N rolled down the window of the car and turned the music Tom had danced to about an hour ago up.

“Oh really, Tom.” Y/N teased before she began to shout the lyrics.


A/N: Hey hey y’all. I am literally so so sorry this sucked. Like I couldn’t be more sorry. I’ve been really busy and had to push the release dates a day back because of personal reasons. Please forgive me. <3 <3

magnus’ reunion with julia was beautful and sweet, but i can’t help imagining that about a week later (or however time works in the astral plane) they get a knock on the cottage door and open it to find lup and barry (reapers) and taako (death’s boyfriend) outside with an abashed looking kravitz who says that he explained that they needed some time alone but that the taacos wouldn’t hear it and wanted to check in on their old friend. 

magnus of course would be overjoyed that they stopped by for a visit, and so while taako and lup start preparing some tea and cookies, magnus excitedly introduces them all to julia and presses them on how everyone back home is doing

cresmix  asked:

aside from living the dream atm i am just so incredibly happy for kit and emilia! i adore their friendship and it pleases me to no extent that they both finally got to work with each other and with all this amazing material, giving their most vulnerable and romantic performances 😍

Haha yeah! I have wanted to see them work together for years so I’m pretty excited that we are being given this gift. They are just so beautiful. Are there any other people on earth who could make the entire world lost their minds just by touching each other’s hands? No. It’s just these two. I am seriously excited to buy that stupid perfume they are promoing together too lmao. Anything for Kit and Emilia. 

Also, I just got this relevant anon at the same time:

Soooooooooo I really hope after game of thrones some directors see the chemistry between Emilia and Kit and we get a movie together (like a modern version of jonerys?) No?

Yes I totally want something like this. Something cute and happy where they can laugh together. I kind of doubt we will get it, though. There was a lot of media scandal when they were filming together and everyone assumed they were sleeping together off screen which I am pretty sure was bad for Kit’s relationship with Rose. And in Elle Emilia said she was crying over it so. Drama :/ 

Guys I hope you are proud of me

I went to work, took a final , got extremely sick and vomited right after the final (had cold sweats and blurred vision during it but I finished it in 30 minutes) drove myself home, accidentally flooded the house and cleaned it like a PRO

the remembered I had one final short essay (past midnight) and I didn;t know if it would even take it because the class closes after the final BUT I was able to sumbmit it and it’s 3 am and IT HAS BEEN A DAY !!!!!

and I got through it  :)

deleted that ask because i realized there was an email in it.

sorry, i’m EXHAUSTED, my wife and i just spent nearly 12 hours in a car today and finally got home after a week of travel.

if you have questions pertaining to the store/an order, PLEASE email mayakern.help@gmail.com !! my wife handles all store inquiries, i have no idea how to answer most questions, you will get a much faster/better response if you directly talk to her!

it seems like our store contact form isn’t working properly so we’re gonna take a look at that, so direct email is the best method for now!

Har-dee-har-har
Skoopskoop
Har-dee-har-har

What has Skoop been working on the past few days?

Well, for one, I’ve been working but two– I’m working on a little funsies animation project because WE ALL KNOW HOW Skoop likes to pile on too much stuff on her plate.

This is the audio preview I’ve designed. It probably won’t be the final cut, but I thought I’d tease a bit for now. It won’t be out until closer to Christmas.

Hmm! I wonder what is happening in this? I wonder who’s the person in the audio file? I wonder HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HATE ME HAHAHA

(Also, there are no jumpscares really. It’s just got spoooky musics ooooo~

Quick announcement: I’m headed out of town for vacation tomorrow. I’ve got asks queued through Sunday but after that the blog will be on hiatus until I get back next Thursday. (Also just fyi, on scans: I ordered the magazine with Idol K but unfortunately it’s not going to make it here before I leave. Hopefully some kind soul will have the scans uploaded before I get back but if not I’ll scan it when I get home.)

I have finally finished this!

I’ve been working on this for exactly 2 weeks now (since I first started sketching this on the Friday of the #septicart video), spending anywhere between 2-4 hours each day adding more to it.

So over 28 hours and over 100 layers later, this is the final product

I have really bad issues with concentration and motivation. I’m not used to bigger projects like this and honestly, it’s been a struggle, especially when I started to hate everything about this, but I got through it and Ii can finally look at this and say I’m proud to have finished it.

I hope you guys like this ^-^
@therealjacksepticeye

So many good things have happened recently i am in shock!!

🌸 i finally handed in my notice at work (!!!!!)
🌸 i got offered a managerial job in edtech where i’ll be speaking french every day and occasionally travelling to the office in geneva and potentially going out there to help on a more permanent basis (!!)
🌸 i also got another job which i’m gonna turn down but it was v nice to be offered it
🌸 my brother smashed his a-levels and is going to uni in september
🌸 we told our landlord we’re moving out and he’s miraculously offered us £250 a month off our rent if we stay, which we most definitely will now
🌸 it’s my birthday today :-)
🌸 i’m spending today doing ceramics and eating pizza with my boy
🌸 tomorrow all my best friends are coming over and we’re all going out

Dream Job - Unlocked!

Found it. Found my dream job.

I was supposed to ref an adult league game tonight at 9:15 but it got cancelled.  Because it got cancelled less than 24-hrs before game time, I still get paid.

Paid for not working.  That’s it.  My lifelong dream of the perfect job has finally come true.

Oh sure, I thought I had it made being a stay-at-home Dad for a few years there, but this is even better.  That was not working but not earning money.  That’s cliche.  Anybody can do that.  I don’t even think you need a college degree.  Heck, it’s probably easier if you don’t.

But now I’m not working AND earning money.  No responsibility, no co-workers, I can work from home, I don’t even have to get dressed.  It’s the best of both worlds.  Not working but also getting money.

It is great to be alive!

Golden Moon Fanfiction

Helllooooo my sns peeps,

so over the course of a couple of months I got request to continue by fanfic Golden moon. 

SO YES I HEARD YOU AND HERE YOU GO CHAPTER 2 :P 

ps: Let me know if you guys want this as a continuing story on tumblr, like how I have my Kiss never forgotten fanfic :) 

Archive of our own: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11828553/chapters/26694429

Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12617644/1/Golden-Moon-The-Story

Summary: Naruto a millionaire entrepreneur in the fashion industry, meets Sasuke a waiter at a luxourious bar in odd circumstances and now cant seem to get this hypnotizing man out of his brain, he has never wanted anyone ever, but for some reason he needs to know everything about Sasuke.

But sometimes this fairy tail facade you have of people can be ruined by the fact that this isnt fiction but real life and real life can sometimes be a bitch.

Author notes:  

 -Golden Moon will now be a full story, due to high demand from a few lovely people who asked.


-The first one shot Golden Moon will be seperate to this, even though obviously the first chapter will remian the same. This is due to the fact that I want to keep the first chapter seperate encase people who read the one shot liked the fluff nature and also liked creating thier own story in thier head about what might have happened afterwards. This continuation will be a full story, so I wanted to include angst, because I live on angst like a vampire, so I didnt want people to be sad that maybe there fluffy version in thier heads were ruined by how I wanted to do to this story. Hence why I am making another version of Golden Moon called Golden Moon the story.


-OBVIOUSLY ITS MALE/MALE so please dont come yell at me for that.


- It is Multi-relationship, so the main characters will be/have other relationships or experiences things with other characters, so please dont bite me that this isnt fully sns.


-Besides that have fun reading! comments/criticism is always welcome, in a nice nature please, I am a delicate person :S.

Finally can show y’all this surprise project I’ve been promising for awhile!

One of the pages that I’m working on right now is a giant thing on breeding and I’m hoping to have it up soon! 

:D 

It’s got a really rough around the edges “what color is my rat” identification thingie you can go on that’ll be updated as I go along but for now the basics are there! 

RattyReferences


EDIT: got the breeding page up!!!

anyways… talked more about stuff at therapy today and i feel good

we’re gonna start really working on my impulses bc they’ve been really bad since i got on meds so i gotta start learning how to control thos !

my therapist still agrees that i did all i could for my relationship adn its so relieving because im sick of being the blame of everything and it feels nice to … accept and recognize that i actaully Did try my best ? it wasnt a failure bc it didnt work out, it was out of my control and completely my ex’s choices and behavior

again i wasnt an angel the WHOLE time (who is really) but the final factors to the relationship were out of my control and im learning to accept that

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Productive day 2/100 ٩꒰ ´ᆺ`꒱۶

Forgot to post about my day last night, but here it was…

◼ Finally got approved and signed up for my research assistant course. 2 sessions long! I have no idea what to expect. But I literally was cutting it so close I nearly couldn’t sign up! So I’m glad I got it.
◼ Paid for tuition, and got financial aid working again (ugh, I really hate how complicated and messy they make that stuff!)
◼ Ran a couple of errands with Trev, got some Starbucks. :)
◼ Did a lot of organizing and scheduling life stuff.
◼ Was able to finally login to my Forensic Anthropology class! They usually give us access a day in advance at least, but this time they really pushed it til the last minute. Which sucks bc that means getting organized AFTER classes start. :P
◼ Went to Trader Joe’s and bought enough groceries for me to last the weekend alone! Trev is going out of town. :(
◼ Helped Trev pack for his trip.
- Did probably way more blog related stuff than I should have… But it’s obviously important to me, so I consider that productive. :)
- Stayed up until after 3am helping Trev! :( But that’s okay… He was having to work so late (from home, luckily), so I wanted to help.

I’ll try to post more daily stuff like this if I can. :)