and i even checked

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“What would you do if you met your soulmate?”

Heartbeat in the Brain, Chapter 7 (”Heartbeat in the Brain”), by ghostvinyls/jebbyfish

(half-assed fan art for tumblr user @spacetravels‘s beautiful soulmate plance fan fiction)

u kno when u just

My mom stubbed her toe a couple weeks ago and it never healed right, and because of the damage her alcoholism did to her body, her immune system is shot too. So the doctor wants to amputate her foot, possibly her lower leg. It’s wild. Meanwhile she’s a hardcore trump supporter….she sure is lucky she’s rich and can afford all these medical costs 🤔🤔🤔

College

It’s weird to be at a school where there’s a good chance a guy you’re attracted to is either engaged or already married. I actually have to check for rings now?? What is lifeee and how do I adult pls help

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@justlikecpparadise asked:

plz draw our fav boyz in yoga poses thank, also looking out for that hc you said you’d be making ;) lol

MERCEDES MY GIRL U GAVE ME SOME GOOD INSPO

bitty’s SUPER limber bc of the whole figure skating/hockey league thing, and sometimes jack thinks it’s going to be the death of him

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….People are either charming or tedious.

Wishing Josie (@josay) a very happy birthday!! (21.05)

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“I have to work harder than anyone else to make it! I’ll never catch up otherwise…! I want to be like you…! Like you. The strongest hero.”

Dedicated to @noxtics
Happy super belated Birthday Zimah-san (°◡°♡)

messy emotional thoughts on b and coach

coach approaches bitty the summer after year 3 and says they need to have a talk. in b’s mind, the best case scenario is that they’re finally discussing the birds and the bees, which they never actually did bc coach foolishly relied on b’s middle school, abstinence-only sex ed to do all the work for him.

worst case scenario though? coach found Bitty’s YouTube channel. coach knows about jack. coach is about to force a conversation b isn’t ready to have.

so b’s p anxious as he follows coach to the den and waits for his father to speak. to his surprise, coach pulls out two beers and an old notebook, brimming with loose sheets and red ink.

“even if it’s not a coaching position,” coach says gruffly, tossing b his football-shaped bottle opener. “being captain is an important job. you gotta be the heart of the team, son, and I don’t doubt your abilities for a second, but, well…I’ve been waiting awhile to give you this.”

and he hands the book over and b flips through it. partially it’s plays, not too relevant to hockey but with some interesting ideas. the rest, though, is messy scribbles, notes on how to approach closed-off teammates, ideas on nutrition and team bonding and rousing speeches. Bitty’s tearing up before he can help it.

“thanks, dad,” he says softly, thumbing mindlessly through the pages again and again. “i…hope I’ll make you proud.”

“‘Course you will,” coach says, clinking their bottles together. “You always do.”

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seventeen × al1 tracklist posters

the smh as history of the world quotes
  • bitty: now you can eat sunshine
  • jack: "wow that guy's rich" everyone said
  • shitty: coming soon to a dank river valley near you
  • lardo: japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government
  • ransom: you could make a religion out of this
  • holster: hell yeah now we got business
  • chowder: by the way where the hell are we
  • nursey: wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?
  • dex: that's bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that's a scam. fuck the church. here's 95 reasons why

so there was a post floating around a while ago about ngozi saying during a stream or something that holster knew about Bitty’s crush on jack and thought jack was leading Bitty on and was a little annoyed with him about that and I just

I really want a fic where him drunkenly and stupidly calling jack out on it at the end of year 2 is the catalyst for Jack’s “oh” moment

Not his father quoting Gretzky at the last possible moment, but adam birkholtz, drunk on his trademark svedka & pepsi, going on a tirade about the Cruel Sheep Empire that briefly turns into almost incoherent rambling about being cognizant of Bitty’s feelings and not giving him false hope, and then turns into nothing but retching sounds because holster’s throwing up in the bushes because, really, svedka and Pepsi?? is a terrible combo????