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Day 335: Camp Nano Disaster (26)

(Read in a show host voice) Here’s what happened to Glori yesterday, guys. Did she die? Did she get through the writing sprint? Did she fall into a pit of writer’s block? Find out now.


I re-created the rough skeleton of my outline for chapters 22 to 40. If you scroll down on my blog, you’ll see I posted a picture of it. But then, at around 1am, I think I started sleep-working. 

I had told myself that I was going to stay up until I finished my outline. But my sleep-deprived mind convinced me that I would have all the time in the world to finish it today.

So I sleep-walked to my light switch, turned it off, and teleported to my bed to sleep. I’m quite certain I was sleep-working, because when I woke up, I was genuinely confused as to why and how I had stopped working.

(Did you trick me, brain?!?!)

Originally posted by suisquenmaster

So that’s the story of my writing sprint. 

The months of April and May become so freaking crazy man.

Anyway, I’m going back to work.


Will Glori get through this next writing sprint? Will she fall off the cliff of utter despair? New episode of Camp Nano Disaster coming to a dashboard near you.

Hey so sometimes i scroll down my dash and see like 7 of the same posts in a row, and that’s cool but I just wanna say I hope i can bring yall more fun and unique stuff more often so there’s a good reason to follow me

a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 12)
  • "You can have my heart."
  • "I think we're doomed."
  • "I'm sorry, but it's too late and it's not worth saving."
  • "You know that I'm in love with the mess."
  • "I think I like it."
  • "I think we're doomed and now there is no way back."
  • "I know you're right behind me."
  • "Don't you let me go tonight."
  • "Say you'll be there."
  • "Why do we waste time hiding it inside?"
  • "I want you to be mine."
  • "You know the way I can't resist you."
  • "If we try once more, would you give me it all?"
  • "I'll tell you flat out, it hurts so much to think of this."
  • "I've thrown away so many things that could've been much more."
  • "I just pray my problems go away if they're ignored."
  • "You touch my heavy heart, and when you do you make it light."
  • "I love you. Oh God, I love you."
  • "Life is now worth living, if only because of you."
  • "Who the fuck do you think I am?"
  • "You ain't married to no average bitch, boy."
  • "Don't hurt yourself."
  • "You ain't trying hard enough."
  • "I'm just too much for you."
  • "If you try this shit again, you gonna lose your wife."
  • "I was sitting waiting, wishing."
  • "This world is cruel."
  • "I'm just a fool learning loving somebody don't make them love you."
  • "Must I always be waiting on you?"
  • "Must I always be playing your fool?"
  • "I gave ya friends all a chance."
  • "I can't always be waiting on you."
  • "I keep playing your part, but it's not my scene."
  • "I've had enough mystery."
  • "I'm not you and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel."
  • "Waiting on love ain't so easy to do."
  • "I wanted that heat so bad, I could taste the fire on your breath."
  • "I wanted in your storm so bad, I could taste the lightning on your breath."
  • "The world is so pale next to you."
  • "Your hair is coxcomb red, your eyes are viper black."
  • "You said every road is a good road."
  • "Every love is your best love and every love is your last love."
  • "Every kiss is a goodbye."
  • "Yeah, you still kiss me, but it's just on the cheek."
  • "You pull away so easily."
  • "You even stay over, but now we stay in our clothes."
  • "I'm only there so that you're not alone."
  • "I'm pouring some whiskey, I'm gonna get drunk."
  • "I'm not afraid. I'm not."
  • "I'll show you my true colors."
  • "No, I won't apologize."
  • "It's like I've waited all my life."
  • "All the pretty girls like Samuel."
  • "It's more than he can handle."
  • "Life is anything but fair."
  • "You’re the only one I’m in love with."
  • "You’re the only thing I’m interested in."
  • "You’re the only one I miss like this."
  • "We’re still two lives in ruin, we’re still boats anchored at sea."
  • "Don’t you ruin."
  • "Here I am, I’ve got to tell you while I can."
  • "You’re the only one I’ve been waiting for."
  • "You’re the only one I have to have."
  • "Somethin' 'bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."
  • "Somethin' 'bout you makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't."
  • "I live for danger."
  • "All girls wanna be like that; bad girls underneath like that."
  • "From the moment I first saw you, I was yours and you were mine."
  • "Deep down we both knew you were trouble by design."
  • "Baby, don't you play with fire."
  • "It's too late to say goodbye."
  • "We both knew it was trouble."
  • "Now I'm under your spell."
  • "Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby."
  • "As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine."
  • "Nothing's gonna take you from my side."
  • "Give me the way it could have been."
  • "Give me it all."
  • "I called you up three times last night."
  • "Running through the streets, bloody from a fist fight."
  • "Keep you warm, keep you there, wanna keep you all."
  • "See you there, wanna see you some day."
  • "As you look back, I'm pulling away."
  • "All that remains are words in the rain."
  • "Give me a goodbye said out loud."
  • "I know you could be here with me."
  • "I'll be right there."
  • "I feel there's a fork in the road."
  • "I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool."
  • "Fuck it, it was something to do."
  • "I drive a sports car just to prove I'm a real big baller 'cause I made a million dollars."
  • "You don't wanna be high like me."
  • "You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone."
  • "All I know are sad songs."
  • "I'm just a singer who already blew his shot."
  • "I can't keep a girl, 'cause as soon as the sun comes up, I cut 'em all loose and work's my excuse, but the truth is I can't open up."
  • "People still think I'm a star."
  • "Hold up, they don't love you like I love you."
  • "Can't you see there's no other man above you?"
  • "What a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you."
  • "How did it come down to this? Scrolling through your call list."
  • 'I don't wanna lose my pride, but I'mma fuck me up a bitch."
  • "What's worse, lookin' jealous or crazy?"
  • "Let's imagine for a moment that you never made a name for yourself."
  • "We were made for each other."
  • "It is such a shame you let this good love go to waste."
  • "It's always up and down with you, this game you play is kinda twisted."
  • "I could leave it all behind, trouble is I know I’d miss it."
  • "Even though you play me like an Xbox, I don’t want you to take your hands off."
  • "I'm all about you."
  • "You always make my heart beat faster."
  • "I don’t want you to take your hands off me."
  • "You don't want to act like you care."
  • "Are you gonna give up so easily?"
  • "I thought I meant more, I thought we were strong."
  • "Babe, I've been stressing about us all day."
  • "Guess you bit off more than you could chew."
  • "I've got literally nothing to say to you."
  • "You wanna promise me you'll never go, then you wanna leave."
  • "Don't text me, you're pathetic, bitch, please."
  • "You don't get a goodbye."
  • "You don't get another shot to make me everything I'm not."
  • "I'm a girl on fire, I'm a girl who dreams."
  • "You're a boy who needs to stay the hell away from me."
  • "It was loneliest with you there."
  • "This is the only way you'll hear from me."
  • "You thought you wanted her and got what you deserved."
  • "Used to want you but I don't now."
  • "I can be cruel just like you."
  • "You hit me up again to tell me I'm the one."
  • "Was she worth letting me go?"
  • "I need you right here by my side."
  • "You're everything I'm not in my life."
  • "We're indestructible, we are untouchable."
  • "Nothing can take us down tonight."
  • "You are so beautiful, it should be criminal."
  • "I'll promise you this love will never die."
  • "No matter what, I got your back."
  • "I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that."
  • "Believe me when I say you're the one."
  • "They'll never forgive us for the things we've done."
  • "Everybody said that we would never last, and if they saw us now I bet they'd take it back."
  • "In a simple skirt you caused a ricochet of courting boys that watch you walk away."
  • "I don't live my life like you do."
  • "Every time you leave, I wanna go."
  • "Don't be so blind."
  • "Am I your one and only desire?"
  • "Am I the reason you breathe or am I the reason you cry?"
  • "I just can't live without you."
  • "I love you, I hate you, I can't get around you."
  • "I breathe you, I taste you, I can't live without you."
  • "I just can't take any more, this life of solitude."
  • "I guess that I'm out the door and now I'm done with you."
  • "I feel like you don't want me around."
  • "I guess I'll pack all my things."
  • "I guess I'll see you around."
  • "It's all been bottled up until now."
  • "Why would you tear my world apart?"
  • "I see the blood all over your hands."
  • "Does it make you feel more like a man?"
  • "Was it all just a part of your plan?"
  • "She liked black caddies, listened to Puff Daddy and danced until her legs were sore."
  • "He loves her definitely maybe."
  • "I see you everyday,I'm too scared to go over."
  • "I wonder what she'd say, I barely even know her."
  • "How much longer will this keep getting stronger?"
  • "I wonder when you'll realize that she means a lot more to me."
  • "He's picking me up at 6 again and I don't wanna disappoint my boyfriend."
  • "She's telling all the girls about all the things that he bought her."
  • "He had his hands on every single girl he laid his eyes on."
  • "Even when he kissed her, he was looking over staring at her sister."
  • "I'm not the type to get my heart broken."
  • "I'm not the type to get upset and cry."
  • "I never leave my heart open, never hurts me to say goodbye."
  • "Relationships don't get deep to me, never got the whole in love thing."
  • "Someone can say they love me truly, but at the time it didn't mean a thing."
  • "I stray from love."
  • "It cut me like a knife when you walked out of my life."
  • "I've got all the symptoms of a girl with a broken heart."
  • "No matter what you'll never see me cry."
  • "I should've never let you hold me, baby, maybe why I'm sad to see us apart."
  • "I didn't give to you on purpose, can't figure out how you stole my heart."
  • "I never meant to let it get so personal."
  • "Am I the reason why you tossed and turned last night?"
  • "Everything was such a blur, it didn't come out right."
  • "All of a sudden it's cold and we're falling apart."
  • "I guess we're really over."
  • "I'm not over it."
  • "You make me feel like I'm desperate."
  • "I'm not desperate."
  • "Little bit possessive, little miss obsessive, can't get over it."
  • "That side of your bed is still mine."
  • "I've never been a fan of long goodbyes."
  • "It's like a fairy tale without a happy ending."
  • "Tell me that you care."
  • "I try to make it through my life; in my way, there's you."
  • "Just don't deny it."
  • "You tried to break me."
  • "If you were dead or still alive, I don't care."
  • "Everything's so blurry."
  • "Everyone's so fake and everybody's empty and everything is so messed up."
  • "My whole world surrounds you."
  • "You know that I'll protect you."
  • "I wonder what you're doing, imagine where you are."
  • "Everyone is changing."
  • "Let me know just how you feel, 'cause I am lost without you."
What I did on my Christmas 2k16
  • Everyone else : *hangout with others*
  • Me : *scrolling down tumblr tag of Victuuri*
  • Friend : Hey, wanna hangout?
  • Me : go do it yourself, I'm trying to capture all the moment of Yuuri pole dancing with Chris and then there is the Victor dancing the infamous Flamenco dance as well as Yuri vs Yuri doing an embarrassing dance battle
  • Friend : you're wasting your life
  • Me : yeah, and I don't care
Gotta share this.. Scroll down if you don't wanna hear me rant a bit

Okay so this guy from like day 1 of “knowing” me has apparently decided to hate me (lol). So today I decided to be a bad ass bitch and wear my brand new Leo Kylie Lip Kit (HOLLA) (it’s sick af no joke I love it) and he’s a drunken fool. So guess what he does??? Comes into the room I’m casually Chillin w/ friends in & tells me “you’re goth” like okay boy this lipstick costs more than you 🙄 it was irritating. But THEN this other guy literally posted a SNAPCHAT VIDEO that said “when the blonde girl on your floor is so full of themselves and it hurts your soul” like huh what??? He posts this because I freaking defended a team I was on in highschool. I can NOT handle that so many men can not handle strong independent opinionated women. It’s beyond me how many times men try and put down women for saying what they want to say and doing what they want to do. Idk guys I just wanted to share this because I feel like y'all get me like at least 98% of the time and I’m just frustrated 🙃 so yeah sorry if this was a waste of your time I just wanted to rant 😕 have a nice day/night ❤️ I’ll post a new shit Slytherins say tomorrow 😶

Locked in a Dorm (KnightBunny - Jaune x Velvet)
  • Jaune, a little freaked out: A-are you sure we're locked in here!?!
  • Velvet, nodding, looking at the door: It seems that way, yes. Uhh, y'alright there Jaune?
  • Jaune, sitting down on a bed, holding his head in his hands: Oh man oh man...I can't be locked up in a room for too long, I get antsy...
  • Velvet, tilting her head and sits next to Jaune, putting her hand on his shoulder: Hey, don't worry! I just messaged Yang on my scroll, she'll be here in about thirty minutes. And she'll break that door down in a jiffy!
  • Jaune, relaxed by Velvet's touch: Ah, okay...okay, if you say so Velvet...how are we going to kill thirty minutes?
  • Velvet, shrugs: I don't know. Umm. Oh! Hey I got this truth or dare app for my scroll, wanna play that?
  • Jaune, nods: Yeah, yeah sure that sounds like fun. Wanna go first?
  • Velvet, placing her scroll face up inbetween them: Yeah sure!
  • Jaune: Okay, ahhh, truth or dare?
  • Velvet, suddenly: Dare!!
  • Jaune, pressing the 'dare' button on the screen, and then laughs: Oh my goodness! Stand on one leg, and do your best hula dance.
  • Velvet, groans a bit and stands, holding tight onto her ankle with ease: Okay, okay, let's see if I remember the hula!
  • Jaune, watching Velvet with a bright red face, obviously finding her flexibility attractive: U-uummm...ye-yeah...
  • Velvet, finishing the awkward dance quickly, before sitting back down onto the bed: Okay! You're turn, truth or dare!
  • Jaune, not wanting to do something too embarrassing: Uhh, truth!
  • Velvet, tapping the truth button, and then looks a little red herself: Oh! Umm...tell another member of the game that you find them attractive. I...I think this question probably has more people in mi-
  • Jaune, flustered: You're very pretty!
  • Velvet, eyes widen up a bit: O-oh really? W-well thank you, I...well you're...pretty too, ah! I mean handsome!
  • Jaune, looking down to hide his face: Tr-truth or dare...
  • Velvet, without even thinking: Dare.
  • Jaune, tapping the dare button, and as if it knew: Kiss another player...
  • Velvet, her face steaming red, hardly being able to make any coherent sentence: Well...I-bu-wel-I....ummm...
  • Velvet, looking at Jaune, who returns her fluster, and slowly leans forward: Do...you want to...?
  • Jaune, slowly leaning in himself: Ye-...yeah...
  • Yang, before they could kiss, blows through the door with her fist: I'M HERE TO SAVE SOME DAMSELS IN DISTRESS LESSGOOOOO!!

anonymous asked:

Yesterday I was really horny so I decided to start masturbating but I didn't wanna stop scrolling down my dash just yet and suddenly there was a gif of naked Danny DeVito and basically I don't think I'll ever be able to recover from that and am contemplating becoming a nun.

what an experience