and i don't think it looks interesting

  • What I say: I love the 'enemies to lovers' trope
  • What people think I mean: I get off on violence. I think hate sex is the best, don't think healthy and stable relationships are 'interesting' enough, and I purposefully sabotage all my relationships. I frequently ship characters with their abusers and consider dragging someone along and domestic violence 'grey areas' because if you look at context it really just means they love each other.
  • What I actually mean: I love it when two people who hate each other, whether it be seemingly clashing personalities, or actual literal enemies (always enemies who balance each other out. Not 'anti-hero/villain guy constantly harasses heroine girl', but two people who are evenly matched and can hold their own against each other and even in hatred have somewhat respect for the other) who are fighting on opposite sides of a struggle, come together on equal ground and realize that they have more in common than they previously thought. When the two finally join the same side, whether it's due to the redemption of one character or what have you, they may not get along at first, but with time and effort the two eventually find themselves friends with the other. Only *after* they have an established trust and friendship do they then start to have romantic feelings for the other. The 'enemies to lovers' trope does not work if you cannot put 'friend' between the two.
8th Year Quidditch Commentary
  • Luna: Ooh, Harry and Draco just completely missed the snitch again! Ron doesn't seem too happy about that. It's okay Ron, I'm sure they'll get together soon and be able to focus on something besides each other's arses—
  • McGonagall: MISS LOVEGOOD!
  • Luna: Sorry, Minerva! But I admit I can see why! I've always found Draco's bottom to be very shapely, and Harry's has recently become really toned—
  • McGonagall: I swear to you Miss Lovegood, I WILL replace you if you are incapable of focusing on Quidditch!
  • Luna: Oh, look! I think Slytherin has just scored. Whatever were you looking over here for, Ron? Anyway, Harry and Draco must both have a case of the Woomplies because just look at that tension! Come on, kiss him, Harry!
  • McGonagall: This is NOT a platform for you to make up some complete nonsense about— Oh, good lord.
  • Luna: Oh!! And it was actually Draco who went in for the kiss! That was a surprise! Harry seems quite excited about it though. Wow, they really are quite lovely together, don't you all think? Of course, Ginny is the loveliest player of all, but since this commentary is meant to target the interests of the entire student body, I will avoid discussing my girlfriend's beautiful, firm—
  • McGonagall: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH, MISS LOVEGOOD!
  • Luna: Ooh, look! Slytherin have scored three more goals! Ronald seems very distracted. It's okay, Ron! I'm sure there will always be a place for you in Harry's heart!
  • McGonagall: I need a fucking drink.

bloses  asked:

So you don't like Spanish girls ? I'm genuinely curious 👀😂

Never did I say I don’t like Spanish girls.
I love black women. It’s simple.
Do I think Spanish women are attractive?
Women of all races can be attractive
Would I date a Spanish girl?
I see nothing wrong with it
What’s the likelihood that it would happen
Slim
Why?
I love black women. And I’m proud of that
What’s that mean?
There going to be a lot of women I will be looking at and finding interest in before I even get a chance to look at a different race .
But why david?
Because there’s a lot of them.
Beautiful
All different shades, shapes and sizes
They’re smart as hell
They don’t Need me, but they want me
They don’t fetishize me
They understand me
They understand what is it to be black.
When we have children they will know how to raise them.
They understand my heritage
And it makes me proud I can do the same for them.
But david can’t other races do that as well?
Yea . Most. But not all. But..
But what david?
By the time I get to the bottom of that list I made and that it’s not gunna work with one another will pop up with those qualities .
Soooo ?
So pretty much it’s like a never ending cycle. So someone from another race is going to have to make such an impression on me to skip that cycle of never ending Phenomenal black women
🤷🏾‍♂️

There are probs already posts like this but I haven’t seen one so ima say it anyways

They didn’t design Keith’s dad to look similar to Shiro on accident okay hear me out

It’s so clear to me that Keith does miss and want his father around. The pained look on his face when he says ‘of course I do’ in his little hallucination dream sequence makes that painfully obvious. In Keith’s bio on the Voltron site it says that he joined the garrison after being orphaned at a young age.
So what I’m thinking is… little newly orphaned Keith joining the garrison because he has nowhere else to go/live and he misses his father. And then he meets shiro and imprints on him because he makes the connection in his brain like ‘looks like father = new father figure’
Keith looks up to shiro and finds this paternal bond with him, and Shiro takes Keith under his wing. That’s why their father/son/brother dynamic is so important to the story and honestly I think it has so much potential to be interesting as long as they write it properly. It’s so painfully clear that they see eachother as family and I want more info about it!!

How to Have a Highly Successful Social Reputation When You Have Severe Anxiety to The Point of Agoraphobia:
  1. go to one in three events you are invited to, as long as you are given that invitation over a week in advance to prepare,
  2. tell people beforehand that you have to leave by a specific time due to Excuse (even ‘early morning tomorrow’ works if you inform them immediately upon receiving invitation), stick to this departure time at all costs, regardless of events,
  3. pretend to be Hannibal Lecter when you get there.
    1. you must at all times be amiable and charming so people don’t realize you are a serial killer
    2. you can hang out by the food and compliment it and ask questions about ingredients and stuff
    3. you can focus on making subtle cannibalism puns throughout the night (and yes this does help)
    4. you are interested in people, and learning about those people, because you have that whole ‘choosing victims’ thing going on and also have to think of an ironically beautiful way to kill them
    5. THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU ARE PRETENDING YOU’RE HANNIBAL LECTER, so you better use a cover story of being yourself when they ask questions. quickly deflect back to your target conversation partner.
How to interact with closed cultures' significant religious or craft-based practices:
  • you: wow! That's really neat! thanks for showing me, I learned a lot about your culture and I think it's really interesting to look at _______ from another point of view! Now it's time to never put it into my practice or religion or teach it out of context to those who don't know any better! I hope you have a great day!
Some fun stuff with obstetrics.

Okay so I crunched some numbers re: that panel with Touka’s due date and Yoriko’s notice, and here’s some fun stuff I figured out:

(Credits to @juuuzo and their post for the pic above and for illuminating some things for me!)

x Firstly, I don’t think it takes a genius to glean from this panel that the Touken baby is due 12/28 (which apparently is Ishida’s birthday… making the Ishida the One Eyed Prince?? dundundunnnnn)

x For the Obstetrics nerds: It’s hard to see based on just this panel if Touka really did use Naegele’s rule to figure it out, but if the due date really is 12/28, a couple of the numbers highlighted above (and a few that I squinted at) correspond to the formula. But it’s really hard to tell because Touka’s writing is shit lmao.

x But using some reverse engineering (not really, I just like that term; I used the Qx calculate app), if the due date is 12/28, Touka’s last menstrual period was 3/23.

x This is Yoriko’s execution notice:

x The penalty was placed 4/15, and Kaneki received the notice approximately 4/17, which would be the current date of the story right now. (How did I figure that out? See this post.)

x By simple math, we can estimate Kaneki Jr’s current gestational age as 3 weeks and 4 days. Taking things further, the end of the first trimester will be on 6/15.

x I have the urge to discuss the stage of embryonic development Kaneki Jr is currently in, but 1) ghoul biology might be different, and 2) really? do we really want to get into that? lmao.

x Interestingly, I looked back in the calendars, and comparing Touka’s calendar, the story seems to be taking place in 2016.

“Car sex looks so much easier in the movies.” - Jason Todd x Reader (silly Smut NSFW)

Summary : The title is pretty self-explanatory. Smut with feeling yo.

THIS IS NSFW ! It’s SMUT. Meaning there will be a graphic depiction of SEX. Please don’t read if those sort of things makes you uncomfortable and blahblahblah. I have plenty of stories that are SFW without any of those “dirty stuffs”, so you can read those instead if you wanna :-). You can find said stories here : My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com

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Being Jason Todd’s girlfriend wasn’t exactly an easy “task”. 

Firstly, there was the fact that he was a night vigilante and that it was a never-ending time of worries for you when he was out. You could never fall asleep when he was fighting in the streets of Gotham…And oh mornings were difficult when you had to go to work and he came home late, or didn’t come home at all…

Secondly, he had an infinite amount of issues, and though you were always his cure, the person that’d made him feel better…it wasn’t always easy to deal with his past traumas. Especially since more often than not, he would refuse to talk to you about his feelings and such… You spend countless hours trying to reassure him, to help him go through a panic attack or anything. The Red Hood wasn’t as invincible as he’d like to lead on. But only you saw his “weaker” side, only with you was he able to let go. And he would be forever thankful for that. 

Thirdly, Bruce Wayne. Oh man, Bruce Wayne was a huge problem really. When it started to really get serious between you and Jason, his adopted father decided to take you as a messenger. Like, whenever him and your boyfriend would get into a big fight or something (which happened more than you wished), Bruce would tell you to tell Jason things and vice versa and, frankly, sometimes, it was just extremely annoying and stressful. 

Fourthly, you didn’t always have time for each others, both being rather busy. Or actually, being busy when the other one was free; he was mostly working nights and such, and you were working days. 

Oh and there were countless other reasons as to why it wasn’t always easy to be Jason Todd’s girlfriend, small and big things, but those were the main ones that you could think about. The ones that were always at the back of your mind. 

The main reasons that reminded you constantly why you were so in love with Jason Todd. Because it could only be true love, for you to deal with such a troubled man who sometimes had the emotional capacity of an oyster. 

And oh, the way he acted around you was proof enough that the feeling was mutual. That he loved you so much it hurt. That he would die gladly for you, relive all his traumatisms for you…your presence, and people noticed it often, soothed him greatly and blahblahblah all that cheesy shit you really weren’t into ! Uh. It’s like sometimes, you couldn’t help yourself, like your loved rendered you stupid. 

You adored that feeling, but also, some of your thoughts almost made you vomit because it was too damn cute and…A hand that you recognized instantly laying on your shoulder distracted you from your thoughts. You turned around and here he was.

Jason Peter Todd.  

-Hum excuse me, I’m looking for my girlfriend, (Y/N), have you seen her anywhere ?

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anonymous asked:

I don't think it gets any more personal and privacy invading than this, but how do you think your and draco's sex life would be like? I'm in Slytherin.

Oh honey, honey…. this should be interesting. Here’s some alphabet headcanons.

A = Aftercare
(What they’re like after sex)

- Okay so, I firmly believe that Draco is an extremely attentive partner after sex; always looking to hold you, showering you compliments on your most insecure areas, staring lovingly as you doze off to sleep, all the fluff. However, I also like to think that he’s a bit self conscious given that he’s a perfectionist, so he tends to sneak in a few questions and comments that require validation on his performance. “That was amazing, darling…hopefully not just for me though, I can do it differently next time if you-” and you have no choice but to cut him off with kisses and reassuring praise.  

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- No doubt Draco is traditional in many respects, so he’s definitely attracted to your most feminine attributes. Your collarbones, the cupid’s bow of your lips, the small of your waist, and of course your ass. He’s forever looking for the opportunity to hold you from behind or clutch your bum in the corridors. He’s proud of his broad shoulders and muscular triceps, though you’re a fan of his toned torso and prominent hipbones.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

- He’s got a love-hate relationship with it. Nothing makes him feel more empowered or proud of his ownership than when his princess has a mouthful of his reward for her or coating her chest, but he’s definitely not one to let it linger on the sheets overnight. When he’s feeling particularly jealous or needy, he’ll cum inside of you - desperate to claim what’s his completely.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- Draco is secretly obsessed with the idea of potentially being caught, so he’s constantly pulling you into broom closets and abandoned classrooms to have his way with you. He makes no efforts to muffle your moans by covering your mouth and nothing gets him more excited than the threat of other people overhearing the two of you or better…catching a glimpse.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

- Despite his need for assurance after-the-fact, Draco is confident and skilled whilst performing. He has never shy’d from keeping it interesting, nor is he intimidated by the thought of what your exes may have brought to the bedroom. He knows what he’s doing and he’s always eager to please no matter what it takes. His stamina and enthusiasm often make for ample sweat, orgasms and exhaustion. My boy knows how to lay it down, okay? Don’t you dare doubt it.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

- Missionary, which shouldn’t come as a surprise. He thrives on your pleasure, so being able to watch your every eye roll, lip bite, and labored breath really drives him mad. He loves having access to your neck as he’s a biter, always leaving you with swollen lips and lovebites. When he’s on top of you is when he feels most in control and having you at his mercy is what he craves above all else.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

- Draco would be offended if you were to laugh during sex, refusing to believe that perhaps you were just a bit distracted or uncomfortable, he’d be sure to have a fit of anxiety thinking it was something to do with him.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

- He keeps himself trimmed but expects you to be bare in your intimate areas. He likes a clean visual and being that oral is his preferred form of foreplay, he doesn’t want anything getting in the way.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

- Draco is passionate til the very end. Eye contact, sensual whispers, little things like tucking your hair behind your ear as he’s inside of you so he can kiss your forehead. He’s never quite gentle, but he still prefers to make love instead of just an impersonal fuck. He goes above and beyond to set the mood when he has the time or the incentive (anniversaries, birthdays, special occasions) and doesn’t miss a detail, down to the thread count of the sheets.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

- He doesn’t believe in masturbation and expects you to withhold from doing it, too. That’s what you have each other for, afterall. He doesn’t mind mutual masturbation for the sake of a good show, but he’d much rather pleasure and be pleasured than have you waste an orgasm on your fingers that he could have caught with his tongue.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

- There’s a reason he calls Lucius ‘Father’, okay? The more endearing term was ruined for him because Draco has a Daddy Kink and likes to be yours. He’s dominant and possessive but also loves the aspect of pampering and spoiling his princess both in and out of the bedroom. He has a strict set of rules you’re expected to abide by but he rewards you accordingly. When you’re a brat, he has no issue with bending you over his knee and correcting your behavior. He derives his pleasure from having total ownership of you, but he’s aware of how sacred the trust and respect that goes into a dd/lg relationship is and whenever possible, he showers you with affection and gifts and displays of his appreciation.  

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

- The Astronomy Tower, the sofas in the Common Room, and the Rose Garden behind the Manor. Always at odd hours of the night when there isn’t much else but the two of you and the stars out.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

- It really doesn’t take much, if I’m honest. A minor wardrobe malfunction, an innocent laugh that was just a little too breathy, a snog that lasted a tad too long - he’s ready. He likes to celebrate his Quidditch victory’s with sexual favors from you as winning seems to inflate both his ego and his libido. Sometimes an argument with enough heat and tension will result in rough, spontaneous sex and other times, the waiting game and inability to have you at that very moment because you’re in classes or whatever is enough to drive him mental all morning.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- Draco does not like sharing, let alone the love of his life, so threesomes are most certainly not to be considered. He likes things to be cleanly as I’ve said, so anything involving any bodily fluids that aren’t cum or saliva are a definite no-no. He doesn’t like hardcore bondage and he will never support any form of roleplay because ‘Who I am, as I am, should be enough.’

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

- This is his favorite, even moreso than doing the deed itself. When you’re in full submission and at the will of his mouth is when he’s happiest, but having you take him in your throat puts him in a whole other element.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

- Draco is forceful, but his pace is dependent on the mood of it all. Sometimes it’s slow and each thrust is with a passionate, powerful intent. Sometimes it’s sloppy and erratic but still strong.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

- He always says that he refuses to start anything he can’t finish, so he doesn’t mind having time restrictions so long as the both of you leave satisfied. Most of your quickies are between classes or just before Quidditch practice. Sometimes, if he really can’t help himself, they happen during dinner whilst everyone else is occupied in the Great Hall and he knows he can have you almost anywhere else in the castle.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

- Being that the trust the both of you have established is so unwavering, there isn’t much he wouldn’t try with you. He’s patient and invested when the two of you do decide to experiment but you’re so content with your sex life as it is that the time to switch things up dramatically doesn’t often arise.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

- Quickies for Draco are about 15 minutes, and that’s after a significant amount of teasing and foreplay. When you have the time to really delve into it, it can take anywhere from 40 minutes to an hour for a round. Multiple rounds are common but sometimes you’re just too tired and sore to go a second time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

- As with Masturbation, Draco prefers that all of your pleasure comes from he alone.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- Literally constantly. Every minute he’s with you there’s a hand on your thigh or sliding up your skirt, a nibble on your earlobe, a kiss on your neck, a squeeze of your bum - you find it annoying, really. He especially likes teasing in front of his friends or busied areas which makes it all the more difficult.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

- He’s vocal; talking to you and giving orders. Calling you sweet names and not bothering to hide his grunts and groans of pleasure. He works hard to make sure the most satisfied, guttural moans and screams leave your lips. When you have no choice but to be quiet, he makes sure to stay close enough to catch your whimpers and soft cries for more.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

- My Random Headcanon is that he goes for girls who are seemingly very modest and composed. I think Draco likes to ‘pollute’ the women he dates, he likes knowing they’re only naughty for him alone. He doesn’t want a girl who’s got a reputation for being anything other than a prude because he likes being your one weakness. He also values public image so highly that to have a girl that other’s view as respectable and unassuming is perfect for him. People are always shocked when they do manage to be within earshot of your sexcapades and that’s how he likes it.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

- Most likely around 8 or 9 inches with some girth to it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

- Draco is insatiable. Obviously.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- He tends to sleep within a half hour of the two of you reaching your highs but if he has other obligations to get on with then he has no problem forcing himself out of bed and tending to it. He’s relaxed after sex, not so much sleepy.

Animation... Tips?

Someone asked about this a little while ago (on a tumblr msg), and I’ve been chewing on it.  I want to say first that I’m not an instructor, and I’m not super good at explaining things.  If you want some really good animation resources I highly recommend these two books:

Cartoon Animation - Preston Blair
The Animator’s Survival Kit - Richard Williams

They are both very good (and they’re on amazon for way less than I bought them for!) , but if you can only get one, and you have no animation experience, I suggest the second. It’s absolutely huge and has a very detailed explanations and diagrams for basically everything you could think of, starting from the very basic of animation principles.  

Soooo animation tips? I guess the first and most important thing I learned when I went to school, is that more drawings don’t necessarily make better animations.  I always thought that was basically it.  The difference between beautiful feature films, and not so great Saturday morning cartoons? More drawings.  Right? That might be part of it, that’s what makes it smoother, but it’s not the secret.  The most important parts of making an animation look good are:

1. poses.
2. timing.

In other words, what you draw and how you get there: They should be interesting! Spending time on that is more important than spending time on making lots of frames. 

Now…. I started writing up a bunch of stuff about keyframes, breakdowns, squash and stretch…. and it’s just this giant rabbit hole of explanations.  And I’m sure there are a lot of YouTube videos that already exist and are great for all of those things.  So… short version:  are you making short silly GIFs?  Then you want to see how few frames you can get away with and still have it look okay.  If you put your poses too far apart, they will look like your character is teleporting. If you make them too similar and / or close together, it will be boring.

This is 5 frames:

lil unicorn guy: 5 frames is the minimum for a “boiling line” that looks good (the kind of line style that you see in Ed, Edd n Eddy, for example). The heart and the eye are wobbling around just enough to be interesting, and the tail is the one piece that’s really moving.  If the whole drawing was done with a boiling line, it would probably look better, but that is so much more work and this looks okay!

This is 2 frames:

cutiefly toot toot: the body moves a little bit (but doesn’t change), the wings move a bit more, and the feet don’t move at all, they’re like an anchor.  it’s only two frames! but it looks okay too.

This is 27 frames (but don’t freak out):

hugs wolves: so the bodies don’t move. pink tail: 8 frames.  purple tail: 9 frames. heart: 5 frames.  the moving parts all move a little bit differently in terms of distance and frame count. They don’t start and stop exactly the same time. That variation makes it interesting. But when you break it down, there aren’t actually that many different drawings to it.

TL;DR: Don’t move everything the same amount. Variety is interesting! See how few drawings you can get away with. Or not! If you don’t want to. And most importantly, just make stuff, even if you don’t think it looks good.

ridragon  asked:

What are some animal jobs that someone who isn't smart enough or not able to handle stress enough to be a vet? I need my career to be with animals but I don't think I'm capable of vet school.

The largest chunk of stress that come with being a veterinarian comes with dealing with people, and trying to get them to pay for services. If you’re looking for other animal related jobs, consider the species of interest and branch out from there. Broadly speaking some jobs you could consider are:

  • Vet nurse/ vet tech. Still medical but less diagnostic and financial responsibility
  • Pet groomer
  • Farrier
  • Running a pet store
  • Zoologist/Zoo worker –> best to ask somebody else for more detail here
  • Animal research, wild or captive
  • Farming
  • Dog training, including guide dogs and other assistance animals
  • Guide Dogs Victoria maintain their own breeding kennels and hire multiple staff
  • Council dog warden (catching stray dogs, reuniting them, encouraging responsible pet ownership etc)
  • Animal cruelty inspector. Depends on your local organization, but often requires organizing lots of evidence for legal proceedings. You still have to deal with unpleasant human beings, but you’re not expected to be nice to them.
  • Animal educator. Work description varies with the institution, but zoos and wildlife parks might employ them.

And there are office staff positions at many clinics that still grant you exposure to animals, but with less medical stress.

I’d recommend considering the job you were interested in, and then seeing what other jobs and professions they interact with and investigate them too. I’d also watch the notes and see if others in similar professions have additional ideas for you.

  • someone: why do you like prince sidon so much?
  • what i think: he's a humanoid just far enough from looking human that you don't get the weird 'human face on animal' vibe but also close enough that a lot of his features are recognizable as well as aesthetically pleasing: big eyes, strong jaw, etc - which give him an odd enough appearance to make him interesting looking but not so much that it turns people off, and it all comes together to form an attractive anthropomorphic character. not to mention, he's very tall and well built, with big hands, broad shoulders, etc which is something that i intensely like. Add into that a positive, kind, endearing, sweet, exuberant, thoughtful, genuine, gentlemanly personality where it's obvious he cares deeply for his people and his friends, wants the best for everyone, and tries his hardest to make things work, and you basically got a combination for a 100/10 bombshell, regardless of the fact that he has fins. Like yeah, he's a shark dude but sometimes, just being attracted to plain ole humans gets a bit boring and i can get past the whole fish thing.
  • what i say: tol

anonymous asked:

Hi!Do agree with me Vincent never loved our!Ciel.He really don't want him.He really don't want to spend his time with our!Ciel.He always loved real!Ciel.No one reallg care and loved him.He growing with loveless.Careless.

Mmmm…. no, I disagree with you - completely! xD

I was asked a similar question some time ago, so if you’re interested, take a look at this post!

Actually, I personally don’t understand why so many people think our!Ciel wasn’t loved by his parents because I rather think that his parents doted on him (and his twin brother, if 2CT is true) D: Aside from the facts that I listed in this post, I mean… look at our!Ciel’s room in the side story, for example:

His room was full of toys. And if you look at the details closely, you can see that

  • there are two teddy bears (meaning that both twins got their own teddy bear)
  • his clothes are excactly the same as real!Ciel’s (meaning that they got the same treatment)
  • he was playing chess with real!Ciel (meaning that the twins got along well to some extent)
  • he got exactly the same “delicious meal” as Rachel

Personally, I think that our!Ciel might have had some kind of inferiority complex towards his healthy and sociable brother and there might have been times real!Ciel was given preference over him since he was the first-born (probably), but that doesn’t necessarily mean that our!Ciel wasn’t loved. I still believe this panel alone proves that his parents loved him:

And even if both Rachel and Vincent were one hell of actors and they secretly hated our!Ciel (lol), we’d still have Tanaka

who certainly loves and cares for our!Ciel :)

So no, I don’t believe our!Ciel was raised without any affection from anyone.

SOME VAMPIRES GROSSLY MISREPRESENTED BY WOLF PUPY TWEETS
  • i didn't do all the clans because shhh
  • Vampires: daylight savings is dumb as hell, who looks directly at the sun and says i want more of this for later, nobody does it
  • Camarilla: i don't want to throw anyone under the bus here unless they are my enemy or betrayer or if it will help me get where i'm going faster
  • Sabbat: if history has taught us anything i dont plan to learn it
  • Anarchs: if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world
  • Inconnu: tired of trying to figure out how to solve problems? try simply ignoring them forever instead
  • Assamites: stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons
  • Brujah: i feel like if people respected me for the sheer stupidity of my actions i would get a lot more respect
  • Cappadocians: if anyone needs me i'll be dead in my grave
  • Followers of Set: archaeologists have found hieroglyphs on the wall of a hidden chamber inside king tut's tomb that confirms he was a damn bitch
  • Gangrel: people out of the know refer to death as a 'dirt nap' when in fact you can go to sleep on some dirt any time you want
  • Giovanni: honestly now that i have it this throne of human skulls is crazy uncomfortable to sit on
  • Lasombra: i don't "say what we are all thinking" because my thoughts are always far more important and more interesting than everyone elses
  • Malkavian: being thinking about a lot of things lately and have decided thoughts are a waste of time
  • Nosferatu: in today's and all other time's housing market, a dirt cave is the best place to live
  • Ravnos: jewelry making tip; a simple can of gold spraypaint can turn a chicken nugget into a gold nugget
  • Toreador: yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both 'handsome' and 'radiant', too bad i got hit by that car
  • Tremere: unsure of what to study? learn magic spells instead, its easy
  • Tzimisce: problem solving skills are well regarded but where is the respect for the problem creators such as myself
  • Ventrue: "everything isn't always about you" i know that's why i don't care about anything
  • BONUS~ those crazy-ass fishman vampires: no song about living on land is as convincing as 'under the sea' is about living on the ocean floor

“i wanna go back in time and punch thomas jefferson in the face and tell him his macaroni sucks!!!” while that is understandable, these time travel goals are basic af and accomplish nothing. get ready for the new and exciting alternative version “i want to go back in time to talk to sally hemings and write down everything she tells me abt what she’s seen, done and felt bc unfortunately her narrative has been almost entirely obscured”

Thoughts on the S3 opening

So Glossaryck joins them again at some point in the season, probably early on if they’re letting us know now. Interesting

The trans pony!! She’s appearing in the show! And important enough to be in the intro!! Super excited to meet her

I never bought the theory that the blood moon thing was actually foreshadowing Tomco all along; I figured if Starco didn’t happen then they’d probably pull a platonic soulmates thing. But….

gee

they chose to put the blood moon here, at this particular point in the intro. and based on Daron’s comments about S3… wow, I think we’ll be in for an interesting ride and I’m looking forward to it

Also, Brian’s wearing his tiger costume again, so I’m definitely wondering what brought that on.

Oh, and it’s def. cool to see Miss Heinous is in the opening sequence now, even though it’s been obvious they’re going to continue with that plot in some direction

  • Junkrat: I think phrase that describes me n Roadie best is "partners in crime"
  • Junkrat: That's 'cause we sin a lot together
  • Reaper&Soldier: *looks at each other*
  • Mercy, Reinhardt: *subtle grin*
  • Ana, Sombra, Tracer, McCree: *not so subtle grin*
  • Hanzo Shimada: *hmm ground looks really interesting don't u think??! like there's a lot of sand an-*
  • Junkrat:
  • Junkrat: Well I was talkin' about blowin' up things and killin' people b u t if you've already brin' that up - it's also true