and i don't really have a good spot

  • Aladdin: so Killian
  • Aladdin: do you think she likes me
  • Killian: dammit I'm a pirate, not a matchmaker!
  • Killian: I mean she's obviously in love with you and you with her, but--
  • Aladdin: you think so??
  • Killian: yes yes, I talked to her earlier
  • Killian: a lady in denial if ever I saw one, and trust me, I know how to spot one of those
  • Killian: besides, Emma showed me the movie
  • Aladdin: omg you really think she likes me??
  • Killian: good grief will you please leave
  • Killian: preferably to that room down the hall where the crew don't really go so two people could go there and not be disturbed, which is an interesting fact that I am sharing with you for no reason whatsoever
  • Killian: also, I might have a book of love poetry in my pocket
  • Killian: I mention this knowing that you are an accomplished pickpocket and Jasmine mentioned that she enjoys love poetry
  • Killian:
  • Killian: now go away, I don't care about your relationship

anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcannons on hidden talents the tog characters have ?? Like idk singing or dancing or juggling or drawing or making up hilarious limericks on the spot or baking fucking amazing bread or just being really good at frenchbraids ?? I don't really know where I'm going with this I just thought it would be interesting to ask !

I’m including ACOTAR characters too.

Each and every member of the Thirteen is a FANTASTIC singer. On the level of sirens, only everyone is mesmerized by their voices.

Chaol can juggle. He started doing it one say for shits in his office, and found out that he is actually good at it.

Dorian can do the splits. He is actually quite limber.

Cassian quilts. Rhys’s mom taught the boys how to mend their own clothing, but she used to stay up quilting, and Cassian used to help. His brother’s don’t know this. But he can sew a mean quilt. And when Rhys’s mom died, he asked Rhys is he could keep some of her quilts and Rhys let him. He keeps them in a locked trunk in his house. But his favorite one hands on the wall. It’s both a work of art and a memoriam to the only mother he ever knew.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Hi! I really want to become a witch(green/eclectic perhaps?) But I don't know hit to start. What should I do? I'm interested in astral projection as well.

I don’t know much about the astral, so you won’t get good tips about that from me lol. Try maybe @spiritvexer for that one. (And anyone else that can give astral tips, please chime in!) I can make you a resource spot for stuff on astral, if you want, just gotta ask ;)

As to where else to start… You already have an idea of the paths you want to follow. Do some research into green witchcraft, and see what comes up. Is there anything in particular that draws you to it? Anything you may want to stay away from?

In regards to green witchcraft, your primary “resource” is herbs, so think about those. Do you know where you can get what you need? Are you able to plant? Do you *know* how to plant? Do you want to, or will you stick to pre-dried herbs? Do you like tea? Because you’ll probably want tea everywhere xD

Here’s some more questions to ask yourself, so you can get more of an idea what you want out of magic, and where you can look next.

  • Why were you drawn to the craft in the first place? What got you interested in studying / practicing it?
  • What sorts of expectations do you have, if any, about what you can do with magic?
  • Is magic something you just want to experiment with, or do you want to practice long-term?
  • Are there any things in particular you hope to achieve by doing magic (in regards to what sort of spells you want to do [love, money, confidence, self love, healing, etc.])? Do you have any end goals for yourself or your craft?
  • What sorts of things would you like to do (in regards to different varieties of spellwork [candle magic, sachet magic, etc.], divination, etc.)?
  • Do you feel an attraction / affinity to any particular branch of magic (chaos magic, green magic, spirit work, hedgework, etc.)? Why? What in particular makes it appealing to you?
  • Are there things you don’t want to go near no matter what? Why? What bothers you about those things?

Ideally, once those are answered, you have a bit more of a solid path to follow, and fuel for research.

Which, by the way, is something I see as one of the big things in witchcraft - you basically never stop doing it. So get yourself prepped to read up on the things you wanna do, and it might be a good idea to take some notes for future reference.

Once you’ve done some research, and you feel comfortable in your knowledge of your chosen thing, try practicing some stuff. In your case, green magic? Try making some powders. Experiment, play around. Test what you’ve learned, and discover new things for yourself. 

And hey, if you don’t like it? That’s okay, you’re not obligated to stick to it. Pick something else you think you might like, research, practice, experiment… Lather, rinse, repeat. :)

Here are some other posts I like to recommend to people when just starting out:

You know, you don’t need to read *all* of them, but you can. The more you know, really, and they all have good points in them. 

I hope that helps you anon! Good luck!

screaminggreyunicorn  asked:

So Underfell Sans (the grumpy, cold and agressive version) and the reader get out of the Underground. The night falls, and she convinces him to come with her, and she takes him to a really good spot to see the stars he have never seen before. He have a crush on her and maybe let the cold facade down for once. I don't know if it would make a great story, take liberties if it's too restrictive, but have fun writing this !You're talentend enough to make it works, anyway ! Take care of yourself <3

(aw, thank you so much for your kind words-! never doubt yourself, little snapshots of a world like this always have wonderful promise. i hope you like the little something of what i’ve done here - this one’s shorter, so i won’t put it under a cut. and you take care of yourself too, okay? i can certainly promise - someone really cares about you. <3)

Your toes dug lightly at the edge of the cliffside you had all been gazing over. The sun had now all but set, the distant city already glowing with the lights of the night. The others had quickly separated, not comfortable with the close company right now, but a begrudging promise to meet back here to form a plan to approach the humans lingering in the air.

You took a deep breath, letting the cooling fresh air of the mountainside fill your lungs as your eyes drifted shut. You hadn’t fully realized just how much you missed it, all those months spent in the caves of the Underground filled only with air so stagnant and dank…

“you humans’ve been pretty fuckin’ spoiled.”

A chuckle escaped you as you opened your eyes and turned your head. Sans stood at your side, a scowl on his face, his gold tooth catching the last of the lingering dusk light. Despite his words, his eyelights showed just a measure of softness that you had only caught on the rarest occasion in the Underground.

“Yeah. Seems we take a lot more for granted than we’d ever admit.”

He scoffed, not meeting your gaze, instead continuing to stare out over the mountainside. His arm nearly brushed yours with how close he stood, and you regarded him carefully for another minute, a now well-recognizable flush creeping up your cheeks.

Finally, his gaze flickered to you. “whatcha fuckin’ starin’ at, ya want somethin’ to-”

Your arm looped through his and you turned away, cutting him off as he grunted in surprise.

“C’mon, I wanna show you something.”

You didn’t leave room for argument as you set a steady pace, trying to fight the grin pulling at your face, trying even harder to ignore the excited flutter of your stomach as your plan hatched.

“hey, ya don’t have to try ‘n pull my arm off,” Sans grumbled as he followed suit, surprisingly raising little other issue with your sudden insistence. His words were more than a little half-hearted, and you glanced at him from the half-step lead you had as you made your way up a lightly-worn path, venturing a little further yet up the mountain.

“What if I need a hand though? Gotta have a little help to show you this,” you shot back at him, your blush rising.

His eyesockets widened for a split moment before his grin - his real grin, something you could only ever pull out of him in the rarest circumstances previously - spread across his face. It still hinted of danger and dark promises, but in a way that sent the excitement bubbling in you into more of a frenzy.

“if ya’ve got a bone to pick with someone, sure,” he replied without missing a further beat, his cocky and mischievous look suiting him far too well. “it’d be humerus. i think tibia the source of another human’s fuckin’ shock and awe would be pretty satisfying-”

You laughed openly at his heavy wordplay as you pulled him above the treeline once again, a clearing of soft grass and late summer flowers tickling your calves as you whirled around to face him again. You pressed close, your free arm shifting so you could grip his upper arm with a brightening smile. His grin faltered for just a moment as his cheekbones stained a softly glowing crimson.

“The only one I want awed right now is you, Sans,” you whispered. You were so close now that his hips brushed against yours, that you swore you could feel the electric energy of his blush. It took everything in you to not throw caution to the wind and close the last of the distance between your faces.

Sans managed to find his words again, his voice going a little raw with how low and quiet it dipped. “w-what’re ya talkin’ about, sweetheart-”

You squeezed his arm one last time before spinning him away from you, away from the upwards slope of the mountain, back over the view you now stood over - and under.

Sans went completely still as he caught sight of the crystal-clear night stretching over him, the dim lights of the city far to your side now not able to drown out the glittering expanse of stars and the cloudy edges of the galaxy itself shining above you.

You remained quiet as you took in the view for a moment, relief and joy swelling in you as in this still moment away from the others, away from the demands, from the excitement - you finally let yourself realize that you were free.

And… more importantly… that he was free with you.

Your face tilted once again as you looked towards Sans, shifting gently so you could stand at his side, your arms still entwined. Your breath left you as you caught sight of his face.

Red streaks of liquid magic were streaming from the corner of his eyesockets, his face upturned towards the open sky with a vulnerable, matching openness you had never seen before.

Chest constricting painfully, you couldn’t find any words. You didn’t think you wanted to, really, as the wetness built at your own eyes.

Sans shifted at last, only the barest of movements as the arm you held moved and his hand caught yours. His fingers intertwined with yours, gripping just a little too tight.

You returned his grip as you carefully, slowly leaned against him, your face turning back up towards the sky as well.



I…. thank you so much, those words are so so sweet, and when i see them they litrerally make my day ;w; i’m… so grateful and glad you can feel this way with my stuff, it’s absolutely amazing for me! 

And welcome here, precious one ;u;/ ohmygodi’mbeencalledsempaiahhhhhh if it’s can help, i tag all my art with “myart” so you ca find it more easily ;u;/

AND I LOVE THE NAME OF YOUR SQUAD (me, the legendary hug hero? i like that title >:3 fear my hug mouhahaha) i do search on your blog for more info, but i couldn’t find any info ^^’ but however i do see your art ! and please let me tell you that you’re good, i especially love how you’re drawing flowey and the annoying dog ! really, i’m taking note on your style ! (and i have a soft spot for tradionnal art >u<)

and honnestly thank you a lot for taking some of your time and telling me all of this  ! Let me squeeze you with my best hug >u< *HUG*



anonymous asked:

Hii! I really love your art, I think it's amazing! I don't know if you accept requests, but if you do, could you draw a female!eruri like you did with the female!mikeru? I have a soft spot for your fem!Erwin, she's gorgeous <3 If you don't, never mind, just keep up the good work. I basically check your blog everyday to see if there are new things *A* <3

hope you like it~

anonymous asked:

You are disgusting if you ship wincest. It's fucking comical that you people even think this can be argued.

mmmm you know, while it would be fun to pretend I totally get where you’re coming from, it’s a lot more fun to think of sam and dean having really filthy sex in a graveyard. i’m talking sweaty, covered in dirt, dean’s nails digging into the earth while sam pounds him from behind, being as loud as they want because ‘hey sammy, i bet we can wake the dead’

or to think about them sneaking around a library, dean smiling innocently at the librarian, sam red-faced and fixing his zipper as he hurries out, dean still licking the taste of his brother off his own lips, grinning devilishly at sam in the car while sam rambles about how ‘dean, I think that guy in the mystery section saw us’ 

or how about dean picking sam up from school, leaning against the car and smirking, not even hearing how everyone whispers about the hot guy that picks up sam winchester from school, but not a single one of them knows that, after school, dean drives sam to this abandoned car wash on interstate 71, just on the outskirts of town, and dean gives it to sam real good while sam’s still wearing the jockstrap he wore in gym class and dean makes it a goal just to see how many times he can get sam to come in the hour they have before their dad gets home. but sam is never to be outdone and gives it all back just as good and dean may mumble a lot to himself while he has to clean their drying semen from the upholstery, but he can’t help but shudder as sam licks a spot clean, keeping eye contact with his big brother, reminding dean just why this is always so worth it

Originally posted by rosemadder777

here’s a really great fanart wincest gif

Originally posted by milavish

ooh another gif

Originally posted by spectaculacularmooseketeer

mmm yes yes yes

Originally posted by getintomytardis


hi friends!!!!! today i am approaching one of boyf’s friends (and one my friends) to tell him what’s been going on and to ask for his help!!!!!!!! i am very nervous about all of the ways this could backfire (shoutout to my anxiety) so pls send me all the good vibes you’ve got :)

or not all of them. just a few would do. save the other good vibes for someone else :)

anonymous asked:

Hey I don't know about you but I personally think Jeremy and Christine would date for a while then realize that they really only see each other as friends once they get to know each other better? Just I don't really see y'all bring up the fact that they start dating at the end of the musical bc y'all ship boyf riends (and I do too tbh) and I've got a soft spot for consistency so,,, just thought I'd bring this up???? Sorry if I'm annoying u or anything

no youre not annoying me at all!! i totally think that and love jeremy n christine! i think they would have a really good n fun relationship but realize hey theres not much romance here ??? so it doesnt work out in that respect but like when they break up literally nothing about their relationship changes except for the fact that they dont feel pressured to be romantic or anything

I’m a little confused by that one line where Ralph was like “the genius brain knows when it’s being duped” because like… no it doesn’t? I mean, Toby’s does, but that’s his Special Skill™, and no one else on the team can really do it. (In that very same episode, Happy asked why Toby hadn’t caught on to the Kapper guy’s lies, implying that it was Toby’s job to catch that kind of thing.) 

The entire point of the show is that geniuses have trouble interacting with normal people and interpreting normal people’s emotions, so why should they be good at spotting lies? It just seems like the writers needed a way for Ralph to confront her mom and that was the most convenient way to do so?

Camren Shade Fest 2K15
  • Interviewer: Give me an awkward story that I can totally put [Austin] on the spot with.
  • Camila: Just say my name. That's plenty of an awkward story for him.
  • Lauren: *chuckles mischievously*
  • Camila: Just say Camila says hi. He'll know, he'll know.
  • Interviewer: Oh is he gonna start blushing? What's gonna happen? Is he gonna get upset? You gotta prepare me here.
  • Lauren: He'll probably cry.
  • Camila: *laughs* Aahh, no no. He'll probably- I don't know. You tell me, you tell me what happens.
  • Interviewer: Alright I'll have someone film his reaction and tweet it to you.
  • Interviewer: Alright guys I really appreciate it, good luck with everything-
  • Camila: Oh, no no tell him-tell Austin that we love Dirty Work. Yea, that's nice.
  • Interviewer: Oh that is nice. Ok, I'll tell him that; I promise.
  • Lauren: No, don't.
  • Camila: No, no, no! Don't say that don't say that.
  • Lauren: Just tell him Camila says 'hi'.
  • Camila: Yea, just tell him Camila says 'hi'.
  • Lauren: I just want his reaction.
  • Camila: Say both, say both, say both.
  • Interviewer: Say both? And send you the video?
  • Camila: Yea, send me the video.

so i was tagged by @fluffyllamas22@kotyonoksnz, @feverhalo and i cried bc they’re all super cool people??

rules: list 5 things you like about yourself, then tag 10 people!

1. i can play stuff by ear on the piano. my violinist friend comes over we just jam sometimes (: no sheets or pre-planning, we pick a song name and a key and then start playing on the spot and it’s probably like, the closest thing to magic i’ve ever known

2. uhh i’m. not afraid of public speaking

3. last year i liked my writing consistently. maybe i can get to a point where i can like it again.

4. i taught myself to play the ukulele without searching it up

5. my teeth are nice and naturally straight and i’ve never needed braces

tagging @godhelpthesickies, @ya-nurse, @hotarubi-e, @toosicktoocare, @itisasign, @ithadtobesneezing, @sicklylittlesnowflake, @sniffles-and-tickles, @fevers-and-flus, @prompt-master (sorry if you guys have been tagged already !! and no pressure if you don’t want to do this)

hertheoreticalcrown  asked:

4, 5, and 8? Hope you're having a good day!

hello! thank you, dear, i hope you too! (or that you had a good day!) 🍃

4: What’s something you really want right now?

currently, i really want to sleeeeeeep 😂  today was very tiring, in fact

5: Are you afraid of falling in love?

this might sound pretty silly, but i’m a person who have a hard time getting close to others and opening up, so the process of falling in love would kind of put me in a tight spot. It’s not the feeling of growing interested in another person and only wishing the best for them that scares me. I think that falling in love is something really beautiful.. but going through a lot of things without having any guarantee that your feelings won’t be neglected is terrifying. You might me really sure about your own feelings but you don’t know the intentions of the other person. You might give a lot but in the end don’t receive anything. I know that this doubt can show up at the beginning of every relationship, but that’s only how i feel hahah. 

8: What’s the background on your cell? 

a pink background with some cherryblossoms at the bottom (idk it’s time for me to change it already)

thank you very much for your ask! 🖐

alitheali  asked:

what's ur favorite breed of dog? ( i adore pugs hello )

well my doggo is a miniature schnauzer so I’m partial to them, but other than that I love all dogs and don’t really have a ~favourite~ but I have a soft spot for small dogs because they’re tiny and cute :((

inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me

anonymous asked:

Hiiiiiii you did a really good job with that YouTube imagine thing heehee. So I was wondering if you could do one were ur really small and cute and u were likes gf and fans spot u on the street and start asking questions and taking pictures and u get all shy and adorable ?:p u don't have to if u don't want to but yeah :3

hey sweetheart i tried my best, hope you like it - also you didn’t write a name? so 4/4 x


“Oh my god!” Squeals of excitement echoed from the pavement opposite you and Ashton.

He started grinning as five girls ran across the road to greet him. You clung onto his hand nervously, you mostly avoided face-to-face experiences with fans and the thought was still quite intimidating to you.

“Hi Ashton!” They tittered, he replied warmly and asked them about their days as pictures were taken.

“Hi! Could I have a photo with you too?” A tall girl wearing a Joy Division t-shirt asked you shyly.

“Me?” You questioned surprised, pointing to yourself, she nodded, “Sure!”

She held her phone in the air and snapped a quick selfie of you two as you smiled into the lens, not knowing what to do with your body.

“Thanks!” She said, looking back over the photos.

“How long have you and Ashton been together? You don’t have to answer.” She said politely.

“No, it’s fine, we’ve been dating for around 7 weeks, right Ash?” You called to the boy who was attempting to take a selfie with 3 girls at once.

“Yep, 7 weeks and 4 days.” He replied, winking at you.

“He’s counting.” You explained to the tall girl, who was giggling at Ashton’s precise response.

“Bye!” Ashton waved at the girls who were now leaving, and returned to your side as you said goodbye to the tall fan.

“You were so good with them.” Ashton nudged your shoulder as you began to continue home.

“Really?” A note of hopefulness in your voice, maybe you were going to be okay with the whole interacting with fans thing.

“Really.” He clasped your hand in his once again and kissed your cheek in reassurance.


“I’ll only be a second I just want a new Playstation controller!” Michael tugged on your arm, intent on dragging you into GAME.

“You have four, Michael.” You retorted harshly, once he was in that store, there was no getting him out.

“Three,” He argued, “Luke threw one against the wall and it broke in half, remember?”

“Yeah,” You scoffed, “I remember you throwing a controller at the wall when I beat your ass at Mario Kart, don’t blame poor Luke.”

"Can we go in then?” He batted his eyes at you hopefully.

“Fine.” You gave in, letting the excited boy drag you through the shop doors.

You saw him disappear around a stack of Playstation games, and you started browsing the store, knowing that he wouldn’t return for a while.

“Hey, are you…?” A voice piped up from behind you. You turned and faced two younger girls faces lighting up when they saw yours.

“It is! I told you!” One blonde girl said to the other brunette.

“Are you fans of 5 Seconds Of Summer?” You asked the little girls, just checking they hadn’t mistaken you for someone else.

“Yes!” They both squealed, as you chuckled at their excitement.

“Could we have a selfie with you?” The brunette cautiously asked.

“Uh yeah of course,” You were a bit taken aback that they were as interested in you as they seemed with the band, “Hope you don’t mind my hair though, it’s a bit of a mess today.”

“Are you kidding? You’re stunning, I wish I could have hair like yours!” The blonde one almost shrieked.

“Yeah, you are so beautiful, no wonder Michael wanted to date you!” Her friend agreed.

You had no doubt that your face was bright red, these girls were being so nice, you hadn’t had an experience like this without Mike before.

“Thanks girls,” You grinned uncontrollably, “All the hate is worth moments like this.”

It was their turn to blush as you posed for their phones.

“Thanks so much!” The girls gushed as they left the store.

Immediately Michael appeared from behind a shelf, several games in hand.

“Were you there the whole time?” You asked Michael, shocked as to why he hadn’t come to say hi.

“You were amazing with them.” He nodded.

“Thanks,” Your cheeks returning to a flushed pink.

Michael grabbed your hand in his and stroked his thumb lovingly over your fingers, your eyes fell on the multiple games he was holding in his other hand.

“What are those?” You raised an eyebrow.

“Please?” His eyes begged you, but you knew you had to be stern or else he’d walk out with half the shop.

“Two maximum,” You said as he whined, “and you haven’t even found a new controller.”


“Pow pow pow!” You and Calum shaped your hands into guns and pointed them at random pedestrians, back to back, laughing loudly.

You had just exited the cinema, from seeing an action movie filled with spies and covert missions, and you both felt inspired.

“Calum? Calum oh my god!” You both straightened out and turned to see several girls and who you assumed to be a mother hurtling towards to two of you.

“Hi!” He greeted, a smile plastered on his face as you stepped behind him. You loved seeing him interact with fans, he was so gracious and made sure each and every one was happy before he left them.

“We didn’t interrupt a date or anything, did we?” The mother called over the shoulders of the girls. 

You smiled at her considerate worry and reassured her, “No it’s fine.”

“Hey can I get a photo with you two together?” One girl piped up, gesturing to you and Calum.

“Should be fine, right?” Calum glanced back at you to check you were okay with it before moving aside so the fan could stand in between you two as he took the photo.

“Could I have one with both of you as well?” Asked another voice.

“Me too?”
“And me?”

You shrugged at Calum who was glancing at you to make sure you were comfortable with it, as you bit your lip nervously and nodded shyly.

After every girl had had an individual photo, the mother suggested a group photo. Calum and you were arranged in the middle, three girls to the left of you and three girls to the right of Calum. You put your arm over their shoulders as Calums gripped your waist.

You suddenly became very aware of what you looked like, and started inwardly panicking about the placement of your legs, your arms and what your smile looked like. Calum must have seen you shifting and pushed his lips to your cheek. Your face relaxed and smiled involuntarily, as Calum knew you would. The flash went off and everyone untangled, thanking both of you for your time.

“It was no problem, honestly, we love meeting you girls.” You said truthfully.

Goodbye’s chorused as you all went your separate ways.

“I’m proud of you for that.” Calum said, squeezing your hand tightly.

“For what?” You blushed.

“Well, besides everything, I’m proud of how you handled the girls back there, I know you don’t like those sorts of situations.” He started swinging your interlocked hands as you walked.

“Thanks, Cal.” You said quietly.

“Plus do you know how hot you look in that skirt? I could take you right now.” His joking tone made you wonder whether or not he was serious. He crossed his arm over your head, wrapping both around you causing you both to waddle awkwardly before letting go and clasping your hand once more and managing to pinch your bum in the process.


“Are you sure you’re okay with this?” Luke asked for the billionth time, he was bringing you to a radio interview and he knew there would be girls waiting for the band. He also knew that big crowds intimidated you and the last thing he would want is for you to feel uncomfortable.

“I’ll be fine.” You told him, and yourself.

You pulled up to a fancy hotel and saw barriers containing fans. A lot of fans. A lot of screaming fans.

Luke put his hand comfortingly on your thigh, and kissed your forehead gently before the van doors opened.

The noise was deafening and your gut filled with a feeling of dread and excitement. You exhaled loudly as Luke jumped out the car, holding his hand out for you. You swung your legs out first and slid out the seat, onto the pavement clinging onto Luke’s arm for dear life.

You saw Ashton and Calum already speaking to fans and observed them as Luke let go of your hand to take pictures quickly.

You turned sharply as you heard your name being screamed from the left at you, as you turned you saw a group of girls waving madly at you. You made the decision to leave Luke’s side and wondered over to them.

You were faced with loud screams of ‘I love you!’s and ‘how is Luke?’ and more intrusive ‘how is Luke in bed?’. You smiled kindly at a frizzy haired girl and posed obediently for her photo. She thanked you hysterically as more phones were thrust in your face. 

You calmed your panicking brain and began to work through the small hoard of girls that were begging for a picture.

You felt a hand around your waist and a collective ‘awww’ from the crowd as Luke whispered in your ear that you had to go inside now.

“See you guys!” He called as you waved timidly, a little self-conscious from all the flashing cameras.

Once inside, you fell into Luke’s arms, just wanting comfort more than anything, you felt exhausted.

“You were great out there.” He rested his chin on the top of your head, engulfing you in his arms.

“Thanks.” You murmured against his chest, breathing in his scent and calming down slowly.

“I love you.” He kissed the top of your  head as you sighed contently.

“I love you more.” You whispered against his chest.




Treasure Planet {Sentence Starters}
  • "I'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes! At least, I think it's my life."
  • "Oh, shut up, ___. You know I don't mean a word of it."
  • "You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course."
  • "I'm sorry, my memory isn't what it used to be."
  • "Was I ever dancing with an android named Lupé?"
  • "I mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor."
  • "You can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless!"
  • "So, uh, how'd that happen anyway?"
  • "I said something rather good this morning before coffee."
  • "Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?"
  • "There you go, poetry."
  • "This is the answer to all our problems!"
  • "Hit your head there pretty hard, didn't ya?"
  • "I just don't want to see you throw away your entire future!"
  • "But before you do, I have one more question!"
  • "I know he's had a few rough spots this year, but I really think he's starting to turn a corner."
  • "Ohhh, you still don't know how to pick your fights, do ya?"
  • "Are you saying this because it's the right thing, or because you really wanna go?"
  • "Well, I was never much good at games. Always hated to lose."
  • "Can you get nothing wrong?"
  • "I feel like such an useless weakling."
  • "Why? Do you have something to hide, bright eyes?"
  • "They weren't exactly singing my praises when I left home."
  • "Don't you remember? All those stories?"
  • "I've got some plans to make people see me a little different."
  • "That was more fun than I ever want to have again."
snap - tba.

MICHAEL: did i ever tell u about the time my manager threatened to end my life 
MICHAEL: i dyed my hair green without telling her like two weeks ago
MICHAEL: and she almost exploded on the spot but it looked really nice