and i don't know where my lamp is

stardusttree00  asked:

Where is your favorite place in the world? (I don't need an address but I'd love to know what makes you happy)

i love this question. my favorite place is paris late at night. especially in the warm months when the heat leads you to delerium. the glow of the street lamps and the echoes of voices in the silent streets, stragglers after-hours telling stories. i feel at home there.

Jack and Bitty texting.
  • Bitty: Jack, I have lost two rolling pins! Now I only have three left.
  • Jack: Are you sure that you haven't left them somewhere else?
  • Bitty: Yes, I am sure. I only put them out of their drawer to cook and when we have games on the road.
  • Jack: Are you sure that Lardo isn't using them on a sculpture?
  • Bitty: Lardo wouldn't do that!
  • Bitty: ... right?
  • Bitty: Wait a minute.
  • (Five minutes later)
  • Bitty: I am back! I found them.
  • Jack: Where were they? Was Lardo really using them on a sculpture? Usually she doesn't make them about, you know. Kitchens.
  • Bitty: Oh, she wasn't! I don't think that she actually would do it. Ransom and Holster were celebrating the end of the exams and fighting with them. They could've ended up on the hospital, really.
  • Jack: Hey, you never saw them fighting with lamps.
  • ***
  • Jack: Bittle, the boys want to thank yYOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME MA. N. THANK YOU I WOULD FUCKIBG MARRY YOU BOTTLE.
  • Bitty: Jack?
  • Jack: They were trying to steal my phone.
  • Jack: They wanted to thank you.
  • Jack: For the cookies.
  • Bitty: Oh, well. Not the weirdest first thing a hockey player has ever said to me.
  • Bitty: Someone's first words to me were "you need to eat more protein".
  • Jack: And yet you don't do it.
  • ***
  • Jack: Bittle, are you there?
  • Bitty: If Ransom and Holster ask, no, I am not.
  • Jack: What's going on?
  • Bitty: They are trying to find me a date. Again.
  • Bitty: I may or may not be hiding under a table.
  • Jack: Why don't you go out of the Haus?
  • Bitty: Lardo is at the door.
  • Bitty: Oh, wait, they are coming!
  • *Five minutes later*
  • Bitty: You traitor.
  • Jack: I just told Shitty, I swear.
  • Bitty: But that's like telling them!
  • ***
  • Bitty: My mom is calling, brb.
  • Jack: Wait, what does that mean?
  • Bitty: Oh, Jack.
  • ***
  • Bitty: I don't even know what that even meant, tbh.
  • Jack: Tbh?
  • Bitty: Bless your heart.
  • ***
  • Bitty: Tfw someone recognizes you for your vlog!!!!
  • Jack: Bitty?
  • Bitty: Oh, c'mon, Jack, stop giving me so much chirping material.
  • ***
  • Jack: I think a Taylor Swift song just was on the radio.
  • Jack: It reminded me of Annie's.
  • Bitty: Which song?
  • Jack: Something about her boyfriend breaking up with her.
  • Bitty: Oh, Jack.
  • ***
  • Bitty: Je veux coucher.
  • Jack: Do you know what you just said?
  • Bitty: That I want to go to bed, right?
  • Jack: Not exactly.
  • (Two minutes later)
  • Bitty: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT JACK STOP THE CHIRPING.
  • ***
  • Bitty: It's snowing!
  • Jack: And you haven't frozen yet?
  • Bitty: Jack, stop the chirping.
  • ***
  • Bitty: Promise me that you will never appear naked on the Haus out of the blank.
  • Jack: ... I don't think that I will.
  • Jack: What's going on?
  • Bitty: Shitty is currently sitting naked on the couch?
  • Bitty: I was going to complain but I wasn't going to sit on that couch anyway.
  • Bitty: Well, maybe he will get sick?
  • Bitty: I am worried.
  • ***
  • Bitty: I am going to bake, brb.
  • Jack: Oh, okay, later. I'll go shower in the meanwhile.
  • *Thee minutes later*
  • Bitty: I am done!
  • *Ten minutes later*
  • Jack: ... it still amazes me sometimes.