and i didn't have shoes on

@phichit-week day one: free day

(i am healed)

  • steve: you wrote about me
  • bucky: I don't know what you're talking about
  • steve: you pulled me out of the river
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you nearly killed tony because he hurt me. you actually roared like an angry pigeon or something
  • bucky: I don't like him
  • steve: you tried to pull me behind the shield when I was covering you with it
  • bucky: I didn't mean to do that
  • steve: you remembered my shoes and the hotdogs but not that girls name
  • bucky: I have memory problems that's all
  • steve: you left our dates because I ran off, didn't even apologize
  • bucky: your date would've wondered where you went, I found you for her
  • steve: you lied and told me you only knew me because of the smithsonian because you wanted to protect me, to make me go
  • bucky: blame the brochure
  • steve: you made me share an apartment with you
  • bucky: I needed someone to do the dishes
  • steve: you kept my picture
  • bucky: memory problems remember?
  • steve: you didn't like it when I kissed sharon, I can tell your fake smile from your real one
  • bucky: you were wasting valuable time
  • steve: you put yourself back into cryo so I'd stop being reckless and not become a criminal just to keep you
  • bucky: I was tired
  • steve: you made a vow, told me you'd be with me until death
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you interrupted my moment with peggy because you were jealous
  • bucky: you deserved applause and attention for your bravery
  • steve: you fell from the train because you were protecting me
  • bucky: wasn't my smartest move
  • steve: you gave me heart eyes at the bar in '43
  • bucky: I was drunk
  • steve: we shared money and everything else like...a couple
  • bucky: it was convenient
  • steve: you're in love with me
  • bucky: yes
  • steve: what
  • bucky: what

sometimes season three is too perfect.

Emeto starters
  • 1. I told you you shouldn't have eaten that
  • 2. Oh god, get the trash can
  • 3. Why didn't you say you weren't feeling well?
  • 4. Hm...Not hungry?
  • 5. Don't be ridiculous. You know I don't get sick.
  • 6. I forgot my anti-nausea pills...
  • 7. I can't be sick right now!
  • 8. Sorry I puked on your shoes...
  • 9. Excuse me, where's the nearest restroom?
  • 10. My friend isn't feeling so well...
  • 11. Are you sure you have to puke? You've been dry heaving for like an hour.
  • 12. Please don't talk about food right now.
  • 13. I dare you to ride that roller coaster!
  • 14. I haven't been able to keep anything down all day...
  • 15. Here, I'll hold your hair back.
  • 16. D-don't look at me, I'm gross...
  • 17. I...I think I ate too much.
  • 18. Pull over...I said PULL OVER!
  • 19. I'll give you this bag just in case.
  • 20. Are you sure you're up for that today? Your face looks a little green.
  • 21. Don't worry, I've got you.
  • 22. How could you throw up in my car!?
  • 23. I forgot to tell you I get motion sickness...
  • 24. I think I'm gonna get sick...!
  • 25. Maybe you'll feel better if you lie down.

help i cant stop drawin my anime kid aaaAAAA (guess they’re officially an OC now… GDI)

anonymous asked:

so like i'm the one who asked about the katie stuff and i s2g i'm not trying to be THAT person, u know, like "i've been a fan of hers since the dark ages u guys figuring out about that now" but u guys honestly didn't know she was emo/punk/goth? ffs she had a togue piercing, a boob job, listened to deftones and wore "skater shoes"????? she was obvs a goth???? like bitch tell me if you didn't have an emo/ depression blog phase bc jesus knows i did

all i got out if this was that she got a boob job

anonymous asked:

Okay I gotta ask, what the heck is frisk's footwear. At first I didn't notice it, but now that I see it they look like combat boots.

They are combat boots! Or rather, combat boot style, since true combat boots don’t come that small. Frisk didn’t have mountain boots, so those are the best they could do.

Ok I know I’m terrible with timing but this is for @crazyartgirl101 because she wanted a drawing of her prom dress and her dress is cute but I couldn’t tell what the detail was on the dress but I hope you like it and I hope you had fun at prom!

~The Types as Dreams I've Had~
  • INFP: There was going to be an anime about Michael Cera and I was so excited to watch it but it got cancelled to make way for this anime about a little girl who could turn into a packet of chips
  • ISFP: A skipping rope was being swung around in a pastel pink room. All of a sudden a tiny baby pug comes running out of nowhere and starts to jump the rope.
  • ESFP: There was a horrible mix up and I ended up with a sugar daddy. I was terrified but it turned out all I had to do was pour apple juice into his nostrils and I was a billionaire. He collected brooms.
  • ISFJ: I really wanted to make chocolate eclairs but no matter what I did I JUST COULDN'T FIND A MIXING BOWL. I searched my entire house, went to every store in town, drove across the entire state and checked in EVERY SINGLE BUILDING but I just COULDN'T FIND ONE. I was in actual tears and honestly I had lost my will to live. Then I woke up. As I pondered this peculiar dream, it hit me: you dON'T EVEN NEED A MIXING BOWL TO MAKE EFFING ECLAIRS
  • ESTJ: Luigi became president and for some reason he banned abortion so Mario broke into the white house and crucified him
  • ESFJ: I was working at a nursing home at the old people just woULD NOT STOP STARTING RAVES IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING
  • ENFJ: I dreamt of a world in which everyone was in a banana cult. Everyone wore banana costumes and everything was yellow. The buildings,the skies, the animals, the vehicles, the book covers, you name it, they were all bright banana yellow. Everyone ate only bananas. The music was simply one song that repeated " Banana is our lord. Banana is our saviour. Banana is good.". They discussed only bananas. There was no rebellion against this. There was a giant floating golden banana in the middle of the city. Everyday at 3 pm they bowed down to the banana and ten people had to sacrificing themselves to the great banana god, to prove their love and devotion. It was told that if this was not done the banana god would reveal his great wrath.
  • INFJ: I was Justin Beiber's new manager and he confessed to me that he was dating Kanye West. I didn't even know who that was but I told the media because I hated him. Justin got so angry that he sent me to get hanged so I ran away and lived in the forest and then I became friends with this tree spirit but I'm pretty sure he ended up strangling me to death with his magical roots.
  • ISTP: Everyone except me had these really cool auto tuned voices and I was so jealous that I stabbed them all in the throat.
  • ENFP: We were doing the beep test at school that day. I lined up at the starting line. The first beep resonated across the basket ball court. As I stretched out my legs to take the first step towards the painful and winding journey that was the beep test, my arms flung out behind me. I tried to move them down only to discover it was impossible, and before I knew it my legs were moving on their own. I was Naruto running across the court. I Naruto ran and Naruto ran, crossing the line far before the beep, Naruto running out the other side of the basket ball court. Naruto running out of the school grounds. Naruto running across the town. Naruto running across the state. Naruto running into the ocean. I Naruto ran right until the very last moment of my Naruto life.
  • Believe it.
  • ENTP: My sister was baking cookies and she was like " Don't open the oven they aren't ready yet!". I opened the oven anyway 'cause I'm a cool kid, and inside the cookies were wearing tiny bras and panties, putting on mascara, and when they saw me they blushed and screamed " iie! Hentai!"
  • ENTJ: I was an extremely successful drug dealer and I rode a Segway everywhere and wore light up shoes
  • ESTP: They were remaking Fergalicious but Fergie's arm fell off for some reason so they made me star in her place. I was so scared because I didn't know the rap lyrics or anything but when I was on the stage they suddenly came to me perfectly and suddenly no one liked Fergie anymore and they made fun of her for having one arm and they burned her house down and she died.
  • INTP: I was playing Mystic Messenger and Jumin Han went to France and 707 starter calling him Jumin Hon. I woke up crying.
  • INTJ: Some creepy isolated dude who lived on a farm would kidnap people who tried to get talk to him. He'd rip all their guts out and feed them to a small child he kept in a locker, and then he dressed up their gutless corpse and used it as a scarecrow for his farm.

iamthefritobandito  asked:

This woman broke a mug she had in her cart because she was a fucking idiot and when my coworker and I came over to clean it up, on our knees picking up broken pieces of ceramic, the same stupid woman is asking us, "you know, you only had two of those mugs and that was one of them. Do you have any more?" and when we didn't answer right away bc we're trying not to cut ourselves on the mug THAT SHE BROKE she's like "WELL? DO YOU??" seriously fuck customers

I seriously hope a small piece of it got into her shoe. A very sharp piece near her heel. -Abby

The signs as actual lines said in Supernatural
  • Aries - "I learned that from the pizza man."<p/><b></b> Taurus - "Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!<p/><b></b> Gemini - "I lost my shoe."<p/><b></b> Cancer - "If you fudging touch me again I'll fudging kill you!"<p/><b></b> Leo - Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?<p/><b></b> Virgo - "Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week."<p/><b></b> Libra - "This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm running out of minutes!"<p/><b></b> Scorpio - "Pudding!"<p/><b></b> Sagittarius - "Four score and seven years ago, I wore a funny hat."<p/><b></b> Capricorn - "Dude you fugly."<p/><b></b> Aquarius - "What are you going to do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You are not going to poke her with a stick!"<p/><b></b> Pisces - "Dean, this is a very serious situation, we don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah blah."<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Hey ma'am / sir! I have a short question. I know if it was on your site or anothers, but I have been hooked on a post (which may or may not have been yours) about crushes. Something about hearts appearing whenever you do, like they appear in drawers, in your desk, in your shoe locker etc. The more intense the more appear. And they can change color. Red for passionate and stuff. I didn't get it all, pretty sure I missed something. So if you have that in your pocket, would you mind reposting it?

Yep! I remember this because I edited it when it came in. Here’s the original link and then the post right under here.

Hearts AU

Soulmate AU where whenever you have a crush on someone, hearts will appear around you, in your pocket, on your bed, in the drawer, etc, and the hearts will increase whenever you’re near the person that you have a crush on. The number of hearts that appear also depends on how strong the crush is, and the color the hearts have different meanings – for example, light purple is nostalgic, dull yellow is jealousy, red is passion, etc.

-admin chamomile

anonymous asked:

I wonder what Louis and Harry have little unnecessary arguments about. Who didn't replace the toilet paper? Who put white clothes in with a load of brand new jeans? How did Clifford get into the closet and start eating shoes? I mean, they have to have these discussions. They probably nag on and on about it just like and old married couple. "You're being a fooking loser!" "Don't use that sass with me little froot loop dingus!"

louis says “i’ll kick your ass for this” and acts all big and tough but then harry just grabs him and slings him over his shoulder and pats him on the bum like “whatever you say, little froot loop dingus”

anonymous asked:

I don't really have a problem with Bowie/Queen-esque music. What I don't really care for is the comparison. That's some pretty big shoes to fill, so to speak. If it was some other artist that I didn't know and I read these comparisons and quotes like "blow your socks off" I would expect some serious good sh*t coming from them. And while I don't doubt that Harry can deliver, I do sometimes think critics may hold him to a higher standard because of these rumors going around and will find a +

+way to take him down a notch so to speak. Like, do these comparisons and the this rumored album being SO incredibly good and earth shattering, help or hurt him? It generates buzz but then he has to deliver. And I think coming from a “boy band” and being the public front man - he has more to prove than Niall or Liam or Louis. I do think he has the ability to deliver the goods but I hate all the hype because I don’t want him to “fail” in the eye’s of the public and critic. He has a lot to offer!

Here’s the thing I’ve realized about so many things going on: I understand all these arguments, I get why people care. I just don’t care. I don’t care at all what the GP thinks about the boys unless and until it actually limits their ability to live their lives or to produce work I want to enjoy. If I cared what other people thought about 1D, I wouldn’t be a 38-year old woman stanning a boyband. The media and celeb gossip culture love to build someone up and then watch them inevitably fail to meet those standards. Or to overly shame them for very human behavior. Or to gasp and scold truly awful behavior while continuing to keep those awful people famous. It’s what happens. It is what it is. I wish it weren’t so, but by understanding that, I just write it off entirely. NME and Pitchfork are going to shit on whatever they do no matter what. Tabloids are not going to be objective about scuffles with the paps. People with only a passing understanding of 1D are going to compare the boys. Someone, somewhere is going to think each and every one of them failed no matter how successful they are. Niall could sweep at the Grammys next year and someone will say that he didn’t deserve any of it. The industry itself will develop some arcane metric for success that only matters to A&R guys who spend most of their time shitting on the artists they work with and doing coke. I can’t control any of that and I can see that most of it is just about churning content to make advertising money and making people feel self-important, so I just ignore it. It makes enjoying what I enjoy a lot easier.


The Six Wives of Henry VIII + Aesthetic : Katherine Parr

foofygoldfish  asked:

i just handed in my notice for shoe hell because i got an AWESOME internship at a fairly prestigious summer camp/school and!!!! it's light a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!! i didn't tell the store manager that i'm not leaving for my internship till the middle of june but now i just have one job i hate instead of two and i'm so excited

Birthday Gifts. (Gladiolus ft. the other Bros)

Anon requested something for Gladio’s birthday but I couldn’t come up with anything special, so I decided to just list down what the boys would get for him.

He’s really bad at these things so he just puts them to the back of his mind till it’s too late. At which point he panics, and tries to get something acceptable arranged. Since he’s focused on just getting this done, he ends up picking something weird and random. Being in a hurry, he doesn’t really pay attention to what he’s gifting him. That is until he’s handing it to Gladio. Who’s wheezing with laughter as soon as Noctis realises he just bought him flavoured condoms.

He doesn’t know Gladio all too well, which is why he created a tradition of buying him really cute plushies. Because who on Earth wouldn’t like one of those? It saves him a lot of trouble and worrying. Though the first time he gave it a shot he was worried Gladio may not be as much of a fan. It ended up becoming a tradition when Gladio told him he loves it. And since then Gladio’s racked up a lot of plushies. Not that he minds.

If someone outright tells him they have something specific in mind, he’ll deliver 100%. But Gladio tends not to be very chatty about anything too personal. So Ignis usually improvises and gets a lot of practical yet supremely underwhelming gifts. Whether he’s intentionally trying to mess with Gladio or not, one can’t say. But you certainly can’t discount the importance of a nail cutter, shoe polish and a can of soup.