and i did this now oh my god what

-modestswag-  asked:

CYPHER PART 4 LIVE LITERALLY CHOCKED THE AIR OUT ME OH MY GOD THEY LOOKED SO GOOD AS USUAL I MEAN PSSSHHH BUT LIKE DAMN DID YOU GUYS SEE JHOPE LIKE SHIT HIM IN FADED GLASSES IS SOMETHING I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED AND NAMJOOM SITTING THERE RAPPING POETRY WITH HIS MOON PRINCE COSPLAYING ASS AND MIN...YOONGI...THIS MAN IS THE REASON I COULNFT BREAF HE WAS RAPPING TO A MOTHERFUCKING WACTG AND HE DINST EVEN HAEV ONE ON FROM WHAT I COULD SEE LKJE SHEIT IT LOOKED SO HOT AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY IM FUCKED UP RN

MY JAM

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anonymous asked:

OH MY GOD twitter*com/R1Breakfast/status/833985849578704896 do you think this is harry??? I don't wanna get my hopes but at the same time AAAHHHH what if it is?

IDK that would be so interesting though!!! I think it would be cool if Harry did a song with a friend, it’d also be a tide-over on music of his own until after Dunkirk maybe? Now I’m thinking of it and it’d be so cute, him and Ed, haha. We’ll see…

2016 memes

2016 memes

January:
•bad new year jokes
•if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this or this
•all these suggestion blogs
•orange soda please
i’ll have the strawberry soda
me too, the strawberry soda
•You fucked up a perfectly good x is what you did. Look at them. They got anxiety.
•kylo ren is shredded
•Jared Leto: *does something*
Director: oh my God…it’s like…is he Jared…or Joker right now?????
•tag yourself
•super mario 64 half a press
•this is x. be like x

February:
•the finebros suing something
•secret government agent: *punches me in the face* SAY IT
me: never
secret government agent: x
me: *spits blood in their face* fUCK YOU
•bernie or hillary things that have a ridicilous issue and even funnier answers
•jean something, jomething
•damn daniel
•ted cruz is the zodiac killer

March:
•the dad from kuzco being like 👌
•kazoo kid
•everyone who watched zootopia is a furry
•history of japan
•x or y? *insert similiar pictures here, like donald trump and raw chicken*
•get you a man that can do both
•going to papaw’s house for burgers
•no oscar meme is dead meme
•we dem boyz
•i’m you but stronger

April:
•marge simpson
•different variations of the hs panel where jade picks up the note
•tumblr’s lizard voting
•everyone’s a dirty homestuck
•lot of those powerpuff selves
•baby stevens
•ruining someone’s dream journal
•there’s no way out of it you’ll just have to decapitate me
•autocorrect in verbal conversation
person1: i love you
person1: *hate
person2: this is a verbal conversation
•WHAT WE REALLY AREEE
•don’t talk to me or my son ever again
•dark x show me y

May:
•dan backslide (and dover boys)
•dat boi
•stone age spongebob

June:
•are you x or y person? (tag yourself meme in text format)
•get a man who can do both is getting more popular again
•it’s june where the fuck are halloween memes???

July:
•america memes
•IT’S HALLOWEEN
•the vacuum cleaner playing a harmonica
•associating characters/songs/etc. with spongebob screenshots
•this👏emoji👏after👏every👏word
•(any videogame) go, go outside and x
•a picture of something with text, and more pictures after that, in every one of the pictures the picture starts getting waaay worse, but the text gets really detailed
•HANDSY👏CLAPSY👏IS👏A👏NEW👏TROLLSONA👏
•judge: how do you plead?
x: *looks at y*
y: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
x: hot milky
y: jc just lock them up
•hitting the blue button

August:
•arthur screenshot where his hand is a fist
•9-1-1 for kids
•Exeggutor
•harambe
•RANDY YOUR STICKS
•sausage party
•how (character) are you feeling today? *numbers from 1 to ten with silly pictures of the character*
•alola form

September:
•the thing with voltron fandom where there’s train tracks and “death in season 2” and two characters and u have to choose which one to kill
•someone: a basic word
me, an intellectual: that word said with synonyms to make it sound weird
•gonna prank dad when he gets home ((he never gets home))
•[song] but it keeps getting faster

October:
•userboxes
•the presidental debate, i can’t believe that there still are people who want to vote trump after that, yikes
•dedede
•you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
•photofunia retrowave
•picture of someone with those math things
•my longest yeah boy ever
•taking a picture of something that requiers two hands in a bathroom
•posting ur favourite vines

November:
•christmas stuff
•dick: out
•sir, you’ve been in coma
•kermit with a hood on his head
•blurred image that says perfection, after that an image where glasses are being cleaned, and then something u like
•WE ARE NUMBER ONE

December:
•BODE
• *picture of really basic or bad food with text that’s spelled wrong and the phrase “bon appetit” is spelled even more wrong"
•*dropping something, and it spells send nudes*
•x but every time y happens it gets faster
*bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster
•several spongebob memes
•i described the meme about bad pictures with detailed text in july, it’s wildly popular now
•dramatic youtubers

apparently i missed a few things so, additions:
•steven’s knife
•joe biden
•aux chord
•dabbing
•a lot of spongebob memes, like the blurry mister crabs
•nebby get in the bag
•clowns
•harambe happened earlier than it says on the list
•several stranger things memes
•we die like men

RP starters: Heated argument.

content warning: death baiting.

  • “Are you even listening to me?”
  • “Leave. Leave right now.”
  • “What more do you want?!”
  • “I really wish you were never born.”
  • “I hate you!”
  • “Can you just fuck off already?”
  • “Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”
  • “All you do is whine.”
  • “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
  • “I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”
  • “How did that feel?”
  • “Oh my god, I don’t care!”
  • “No wonder nobody likes you.”
  • “Is this how little you think of me?”
  • “That hurt you son of a bitch…”
  • “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
  • “Leave me alone!”
  • “I can break your nose if I want to.”
  • “Are you going to cry now?”
  • “I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”
  • “You’re so pathetic!”
  • “I won’t forget this.”
  • “I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”
  • “Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”
  • “I have a right to be angry.”
  • “This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”
  • “Get out of my life!”
  • “You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”
  • “You ruined everything.”
This is why I'm the charismatic one

(So me and a few other friends were doing a Fallout-4 scenario, and the rest had died leaving me, a raider with max charisma, my friend (we’ll call him Morgan), a vault dweller with max intelligence and the DM. We were searching for the Institute but we were attacked and robbed. We did all this with a six sided die)

DM: You arrive at the Institute, with no weapons or protection. What do you do?

Morgan: I commit suicide.

Me: Wait what?

DM: Ok but you have to roll a six, or you’re stuck in the game

*Morgan proceeds to roll a six*

DM: OH MY GOD- fine whatever, you’re dead now,
*he turns to me*
DM: what do you want to do

Me: I try to befriend the Institute

*rolls a 6*

Morgan: I want to convince Ryan to join me from beyond the grave

*rolls a 3*

DM: You consider his offer, before deciding against

Me: I roll to shoot the DM

*rolls a 5*

DM: you do realise i’m just like, a voice in your head right

Me: oh shit

DM: You proceed to shoot yourself in the head, dying instantly

Morgan: are you serious Ryan

Me: IM THE CHARISMATIC ONE NOT THE SMART ONE

At the fall festival. I had my face painted like a skeleton. The kids loved it and more than a few requested skeleton facepaint of their own. I had a lot of fun pretending to be scared of skeletons, so the kids - all younger than six or seven - got a kick out of telling me Terrifying Skeleton Facts.

Child: “Ship… did you know that your TEETH are part of your SKELETON?!”
Me: “Oh my god! Really?! That’s so scary! I can see your teeth RIGHT NOW!”
Child: [smiles broadly]
Me: “Ahh! The worst!”
Child: “And guess what? You’ve got a skeleton inside of you!”
Me: [screaming in cartoonish horror]

2014 skeleton war shitposts are on the comedy level of preschoolers

  • Shieth shippers: hA Our OTP had so many moments-
  • Klance shippers, smug as hell: Yea, as brothers
  • Me: Man but did you SEE Shiro and Lance together??? Oh my goD now that Keith said Shiro is like a brother to him this means my ship has a chance! And besides, Shiro already carried Lance last season, and Lance wanted to be on a mission with Shiro this season, and was super mad someone else was chosen-!
  • The Entire fandom: ...What
  • The Producers: What
  • Zarcon, as he's dying: What

anonymous asked:

Im so happy because my little sister is 14 years/old and is trans since a few months so she connects so hard with marco and when we watched heinous together she was so happy and now she cant stop saying : ITS YA GIRL MARCO!! I really hope there's some way to thank nefcy somewhere. Even if its never 100% confirm, what she did is already amazing, thanks her and bless her soul!! i've been scrolling through your blog and showed the best stuff to my sis, she loved it all!!

@daronnefcy

Honestly I’m so happy to hear this oh my god Marco is so important

just a reminder that the idea of going to college/university has been normalised but it is in no way your only avenue. on top of that, if you don’t go to university, that doesn’t make you dumb, or worthless. you don’t have to spend thousands of dollars on an education, that’s just the system trying to force you into a single path it has deemed the “correct” one

if you want to do a trade, go to a specialist school, you’re awesome. if you want to go to community college, you’re awesome. if you want to never go near a learning institution again, you’re awesome.

don’t let others make you think otherwise. your life is yours and you deserve to be happy

(whoops i accidentally deleted this ask straight after i posted it so HERE WE GO AGAIN)

do you mean can i relive @pika-ace messing with my emotions for 12 beautiful beautiful chapters just to draw a picture???

YES I CAN

(psst the last chapter made me cry dont tell anyone)

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drake: hey rih, guess what? i did it! i asked sufjan to the dance! and he said yes!

rihanna: omg aubs! i’m so proud of you! holy shit! tell me everything!

drake: well i was like, “hey, i was thinking maybe me and you could go to the dance together?” i was so nervous, oh man, i could hardly get the words out.

rihanna: yeah? and then what?

drake: well, he wasn’t answering, and he looked kind of, like… shell-shocked? and i thought he was gonna say no! so i was like, “but only as bros though!” you know, so he wouldn’t, like…

rihanna: oh… my god…

drake: what?

rihanna: aubrey drake graham, did you literally pull a no homo while asking a boy to junior prom? is that seriously what you’re telling me right now?

drake: i was freaking out! i didn’t think he’d say yes unless i-

rihanna: of course he would have said yes! dumbass, he’s been in love with you since the fourth grade! since you sat on the swingset with him and his weird-ass imaginary friends!

drake: i… you’re reading too much into things, i don’t know if he-

rihanna: i can personally guarantee you that right now, as we speak, sufjan stevens is lying on his bedroom floor. he’s listening to pet sounds. on vinyl. and he’s dropping the needle right on the first chord of “i just wasn’t made for these times.” he’s letting the song play out, and then he’s dropping the needle again. in the same place. over. and over. again. he’s not even crying. he’s just allowing brian wilson to drag him headlong into the vortex of human suffering. and that’s your fault, aubs. that’s on you.

drake: oh… oh NO! :( how can i fix this?

MEANWHILE…

annie: Sufjan My Dear Friend If You Do Not Turn Off That Dirge And Arise From The Floor In The Next Thirty Seconds I Am Afraid I Will Have No Choice But To Shatter Your Copy Of Pet Sounds With My Tiny But Powerful Fists

sufjan: What Ever Annie I Know All Of The Lyrics By Heart And Am More Than Capable Of Singing Them By Myself

annie: Sufjan Please I Grow Weary Of Your Wallowing

sufjan: 🎶 They Say I Got Brains But They Ain’t Doing Me No Good! I Wish They Would! Each Time Things Start To Happen Again I Think I Got Something Good Going For Myself! But What Goes Wrong? 🎶

annie: Your Singing Voice Is Lovely Sufjan But I Refuse To Enact This Emotional Labor Any Longer Get The Fuck Up

sufjan: But How Can I Get Up When My Life Is Irrefutably And Irremediably Over

annie: Your Life Is Not Over You Big Baby You Are Attending The Junior Prom On Friday And With The Boy You Love No Less

sufjan: We Are Attending As Bros! He Thinks Of Me Merely As A Bro!

annie: Have You Considered That Perhaps Aubrey Is Dealing With Severe Anxiety Surrounding His Feelings For You And Retroactively Rendered His Invitation Platonic In An Effort To Guard His Heart Should You Not Reciprocate

sufjan: No That Sounds Fake Annie

annie: Well Sufjan Do You Want My Insightful Advice Or Do You Want To Allow Brian Wilson To Drag You Headlong Into The Vortex Of Human Suffering

sufjan: The Latter

annie: Oh My God

sufjan: 🎶 Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! Sometimes I Feel Very Sad! 🎶

Tweek: Craig! It said my name! Did you hear it?!-
Craig: Yeah, holy shit. I heard it.
Tweek: Oh, God! It’s haunting me! Ask it what it wants! What does it want?!
Craig: Calm down, Tweek. It’s okay. This is what we wanted, remember? To capture hard evidence. 
Tweek: Yeah, yeah, okay. I’m okay. 
Craig: *clears throat* Okay, we’ve heard you. Can you tell us your name?
Ghost Box: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzztttt. 
Craig: Can you tell us how you died?

Craig: It’s okay. That’s a good sign. 
Craig: It’s not responding now, though. 
Tweek: IF YOU’RE HERE SLAP CRAIG! 
Craig: What?! 
Tweek: It’s communicating verbally! If we can get it to communicate physically, that’d be a whole nother- 

Tweek: Oh god! What happened?!
Craig: A hand ran down my back!
Tweek: NO IT DIDN’T!
Craig: YES IT DID! YOU TOLD IT TO! WHY’D YOU TELL IT TO DO THAT?
Tweek: OKAY I’M DONE GHOST HUNTING NOW.

SHINee as a GPS
  • Minho: If you turn left here it will be faster than taking the highway. Okay now quick, turn left! Okay, now speed up, we want to get there as fast as physically possible.
  • Taemin: Turn left... No wait, right, turn right!! Okay, it has to be over here somewhere. Shoot, you were supposed to turn left back there, okay we'll just go the long way around. Sorry! ^^;;
  • Jonghyun: Turn left. Wait, did you see that dog?? It looked just like Roo ;; Oh my god there's another one. Can we stop and pet them? At least one of them? please??
  • Onew: Now turn left, right? (moment of panic when you don't know which way to turn, so you turn right) Malicious laughter, you thought I meant right, right? okay, but actually turn left, you're going to get us lost.
  • Kibum: What do you think you're doing? I told you to turn left. Okay, make a u-turn. No, I don't care if it isn't legal here just TURN AROUND. Okay fine, we're going this way now, have fun being three minutes late asshole.
  • Rin: Makoto! You have to help me get Haru to the hospital! He says he doesn't need to go but there's blood everywhere.
  • Makoto: Oh my god! What happened?
  • Rin: We fell over and I bit his tongue and you know how sharp my teeth are-
  • Makoto: You bit his tongue? How did you manage that?
  • Rin: We...ah...well...that's not important right now! We have to get to the hospital! Right, Haru?
  • Haru: *With much difficulty and garbledness and blood spitting* We were kissing and it was magical.
Pregnancy starters!
  • “How did this happen?”
  • “Oh my god!!”
  • “Is it mine?…”
  • “Honey… We’ve never had sex.”
  • “What am i gonna tell —?…”
  • “My water broke-!”
  • “I AM PUSHING!!”
  • “Stay calm?! STAY CALM?!”
  • “You’re not the one holding a dorks baby.”
  • “Can i feel it kick?”
  • “I’ve never been happier!”
  • “What if mom/dad finds out?!”
  • “I.. Don’t know if i can stay with you now, —…”
  • “Look! You can read it right there, it says positive!”
  • “Don’t you DARE walk out after making me this way!”
  • “Come here, I’ve got a surprise for you.”
  • “So.. ..We’re gonna have a baby?…”
  • “I-I’m not crying!”
  • “I’ll take good care of both of you.”
  • “Aw, what are you going to name it?”
  • “God, I’m so sore.”
  • “How is it this big?! I’m only two weeks in!”
  • “Honey, can you make the food tonight? Again?”
  • “Well, are you gonna get rid of it?”
  • “Well, YOU gained weight.”
  • “Can’t get me back! I’m pregnant!”
  • “We’re not naming it after your dog.”
  • “How is this even possible?!”
  • “We can all take part, who said a mother and father were the only ones able to raise a baby?”