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every westallen scene ever (124/?)

The Adventures of Sutha, the Half-Orc Bard

A little context: my little brother DMs and 3 of 4 of my campaigns I’ve played are with him. Our dad and step mom expressed interest in trying D&D, so he and I gave them the introduction to playing. I have an undying love for Druids, but I decided to try something new this time. Insert my pure-shenanigans character, Sutha the Half-Orc Barbarian. Low intelligence, lower wisdom, high charisma and constitution. My proposal of this character was “They love music, but are not the greatest player. For whatever reason though, people love it.” Cue our introduction:

DM: So, you are all in a tavern in the evening. Why has each of your characters chosen to be there, and what are they doing?

Dad (the blue dragonborn ranger): I’m looking for someone. I am sitting in a dark corner watching everyone.

Stepmom (elf druid with the sage background): I’m in the city looking for knowledge, and stop by the tavern. I settle at the bar.

Me: I am of course, standing on a table, playing a song on my harp, singing along– I should mention, Sutha cannot sing– and when i finish each song, I down a pint of ale, and begin anew. There is a steadily growing pile of empty tankards around my feet.

DM: How big are you? How much do they weigh?

Me: uhhh… 200lbs, and 6ft 7.

DM: Roll to see if the table holds your weight.

*rolls a 17*

DM: Well, okay then. It is rocking back and forth a lot, but seems to be holding. Roll constitution to see how well you hold your liquor.

*rolls a 15+ 3*

DM: Theres a dozen or so tankards at your feet, and you’re slightly buzzed, but otherwise are fine.

I’m trying to let our parents take it upon themselves to push the introductions, let them find reasons for us to all interact, encouraging them to start roleplaying. I’m using my ridiculous character to make them laugh and get rid of any nervousness. It’s going slowly, my step mom is very quiet, but my dads getting right into character and playing around with voices. Finally, after about 5 minutes of awkward bumbling, I decide to try and give them an opening.

Me: At this point, my table breaks under me.

DM: *Smiling* roll dex saving throw.

Me: * rolls 18+3*

We all laugh.

DM: the table splits clean down the middle, the tankards land all upright, and you land on your feet on top of them.

Me: I look down in shock, and then cheer loudly over the hushed silence, arms raised in the air. I down another pint and start a new song.

Eventually the DM intervened, inserting an NPC who drags us on a quest. I tried, anyways.

idk, it would be hilarious to see a fire/heat oriented beast clan that are lizards that have a DON’T YOU DARE CALL ME DRAGONKIN complex but also, i just really want a fox-like beast clan okay…

  • Takenaka: Alright, Kageyama, I've decided it's finally time to read your mind and see what you're really thinking.
  • Shigeo: Ok
  • Shigeo, internally: Broccoli is the most noxious vegetable in the damn world. I never want to have anything to do with it again. I hate broccoli so much, I hope it gets completely shredded in the blazing pressure of the atmosphere and never comes back. I hope aliens are real so they can abduct it and do horrific experiments on it before eradicating it permanently from existence in the most painful way possible. Alas, my vengeance still waits; my mother served broccoli in stir fry for dinner last night and I almost cried at the dinner table in front of God and everyone. Not that my expression would give it away, but it's the truth. I was almost brought to tears by a cooked vegetable. She had no way of knowing, bless her. She won't know. She can never know. The secret of my grudge against the broccoli must stay in my heart forever. Broccoli takes out everything that is good in this world if you let it take root. These health fads going around somehow still worship it like it's some sort of health god... I'll admit it's good for you, but their faith only makes the foul thing stronger and more palpable in its malcontent. The fools. The disrespectful, ungrateful naïveté disgusts me. Why should I shoulder this burden, this knowledge and pain of the truth, the real truth, all alone, while they continue on, still worshipping it in the face my loss. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow. Fuck broccoli.
  • Takenaka: Dude, what the fuck????? What did broccoli ever do to you?! Kill your best friend in some weird and horrific manner? Make everyone you know and love turn on you? Steal your life and identity?!
  • Shigeo:
  • Takenaka:
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  • Takenaka:
  • Shigeo: Yes.
Period Pains

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: Reader gets a visit from mother nature and Peter is there to save the day. 

Word Count: 1,251

Warnings: Language (as always), period pain (?).

A/N: I apologize for my lack of posts. School has been weighing me down for the past few weeks. I’ll try and upload something new this week if I have time. Please let me know what you guys think! I decided to try someone other than Bucky, lol. Feedback really helps me understand what you guys like. 


You know the day right before you get your period or a few days before and you totally veg out with unnecessary junk? That’s what you were currently doing. Sitting on the couch with a mini Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, oreo’s, candy, you name it. You tried working on some school work that was supposed to be due tomorrow, but for the life of you, you couldn’t keep a damn focus on anything. 

Plopping down in your bed full of fluffy, warm blankets, you doze off into a food coma. However, the next morning, you would regret it all.

Why?

Your period. 

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YouTuber Asks!

I decided to make up some random YouTube themed asks ^-^ 

Jacksepticeye: What’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Markiplier: What makes you happy? 

PewdiePie: Do you prefer to be unique or follow the crowd?

Danisnotonfire: Who is your best friend? 

AmazingPhil: Do you have a crush?

Danisnotinteresting: Name something that really bores you

LessAmazingPhil: Have you ever been rejected by a crush or been through a break up? 

DanAndPhilGAMES: What is your favourite game?

iiSuperwomanii: What is your dream for the future?

Antisepticeye: What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you?

Darkiplier: What’s your biggest fear? 

Wiishu: What is your special talent?

Darkiishu: What is one of your insecurities?

CinnamonToastKen: What makes you feel warm inside (like toast haha)?

CutiePieMarzia: What would be your dream date?

Matthias: What is your worst auto-correct fail? 

CrankGamePlays: What is your pet peeve? (Because ‘cranky’, you get it? haha I’m so funny lol) 

AllThingsMusic (me!): Who is your favourite artist/band?

AllThingsMisery: What type of music do you not like?

Septiceye Sam: Do you have a pet? If not what do you wish you had?

Tiny Box Tim: Did you ever have a pet in the past? 

YouTube: Who are your top 3 YouTubers?

Feel free to ask me any of these, and reblog if you want people to ask you stuff ^-^

anonymous asked:

Helllllooooo I love your streams, videos, and art so much❤❤❤❤ My question is why do you love to play as Hanzo and what made you play him from the first place? Love ya✨❤

Thank you so much!

I like Hanzo a lot as a character and his story, plus I always have a thing for Archers in the first place.

My inner weeb decided to come out as well and when I saw the dragons trailer I was sold so fucking fast. It was the thing that made me buy overwatch in the first place! 

All in all I attached a lot to him because he also reminded me of Yasuo from League who has a very similar backstory to the one Hanzo has, plus that tiddy out is a plus in my book c;;
*he’s also really fun, even though I’m bad at him

Otayuri Week 2017, Day 6: Pair Skate or Rivalry

I decided to give art a try and go back to my drawing days. Some traditional art with watercolors for today’s prompt (I haven’t consistently drawn or painted in years and it shows, please forgive me). No matter how much anatomy knowledge I’ve absorbed from college, I couldn’t do Otabek’s jaw justice OTL. I googled pair skating pics and selected this pose because I loved it. I sort of like how it turned out. Just sort of. But especially Yuri’s face.

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Commissions closed– Thank you so much!!!

Hey guys!  I am open for commissions, but these are a little different than what I normally do. Please read and consider everything before contacting me!

For 60+ USD I’ll paint whatever single character you like, however I will have complete artistic freedom! This is just an experiment to see if my art turns out better when I have free reign or not. For this type of commission, you really have to be ok with me deciding the outcome of the image. Please do not commission me if that makes you uncomfortable.

So heres a breakdown (please read first):
★ Base price is 60+ USD
★ The more paid, the more hours that will be put into your commission
★ Single character only
★ Commissions will be fully colored
★ Characters must have reference
★ Examples are cropped images, you will get the full image!
★ For obvious mistakes, you are definitely allowed to ask for edits
★ If you have read all of this and would like this type of commission, please contact me through email only: mjp.pate★gmail.com  (★ = @)

Thank you!

You know, I love how insane the gear up/transformation sequences are in KanColle. I mean, it starts sensibly enough: Step on the thing, it attaches your boots and torpedo launchers:

But why keep loading them up there? JUST SHOVE THEM DOWN A WATERSLIDE:

But wait, that loadout’s not done! Where’s her gun and funnel pack?

…you do realize steel and salt water really don’t get along, right? Why the hell are you storing this stuff down here?

Jesus that’s coming in fast-

Ouch! At what point in the design process did they decide the only way they could achieve this was by smacking a 14-year-old directly on the spine with 250 pounds of steel at 120 miles per hour?

Just throw the gun at her. It’s not like it’ll be hard to find if she misses the catch and it keeps doing warp speed out over the ocean! Somehow the torpedo launchers needed to be carefully and methodically attached, but the gun turret can literally be thrown at her.

It’s one of the few things from the show I unironically enjoy just for how bonkers it is, all while dramatic music is playing.

I’m uploading this lineart and here’s what I’ll say: anyone can color it, but you MUST tag me in it if you do for two reasons :

1. It’s my art and I will not allow anyone to take credit for that for obvious reasons

2. I would love to see colorings of this so much if someone decides to so tag me so I can see!!

Personally, I had no idea how to color it so that’s why I’m doing this and I’d love to see how other people would do it

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY - Brian and Justin edition

Who: hugs like this? The answer is NO ONE.
What: kind of human being chooses to hug another human being like this? UNREALISTIC.
When: did they decide they wanted us all to die by hugging like this? (The answer is June 10, 2001 when 1x21 aired)
Where: did all their fucks go? Did they just decide “fuck it!! let’s hug like we’re 90 years old, waiting to die like we’re in the damn Notebook”
Why: are they like this?

Who: gave Gale the instruction to move in that close and touch Justin’s face like that? I want a name so I can shout at them years later about how I’ve been in pain since this moment. 
What: is up with their non-stop banter and flirting in this one scene? Please slow down so us fans can BREATHE.
When: did Justin know he had Brian damn well wrapped around his little finger? (The answer is 1x03)
Where: does Brian get off telling everyone they aren’t in a relationship? Hun, your mouth is saying one thing but your body language is saying another.
Why: are they like this???

Who: raised them to act like actual twelve year olds? 
What: kind of “couple” acts like this? The answer is there is NO couple who acts like this. I checked and there’s NONE.
When: will they give us a damn break? I was already exhausted from s1-early s2 and yet they continue to give us moments like this. Rude.
Where: do I go if I want to completely erase this moment from my brain? I’m still suffering.
Why: ARE THEY LIKE THIS???

Who: do they think they are, making Brian and Justin’s final scene together arguably their most visually (and just in general) beautiful scene in the entire show? Couldn’t y’all just have made it basic af so I could move on??
What: did they expect us to do when we heard Ambition playing in the background? Say “aw this is sad” and move on? NO. Put your damn hand up if the lyrics of Ambition have scarred your brain forever. PUT IT UP. 
When: did they decide that the fact this was their final scene together wasn’t enough? They had to say “okay, now you’re going to NUZZLE”?? Like??? No boo, I’ll pass. 
Where: ‘s like a good place to go? If I wanna just die?
Why: ARE THEY LIKE THIS????????

anonymous asked:

Request: Lucy's reaction to Dragon!Natsu.

Thanks so much for the request! I hope you like!

I did a doodle ish of dragonified Natsu a little while ago, so for this request I decided to clean up my doodle and add Lucy. Now in my mind I think Lucy is a little scared, intimidated maybe? But more then anything curious. I mean, Natsu looks so @.@

Ahhhnywayyy….


I hope you like. I used this request to make a video tutorial on how I do my line art. Depending on what viewers think, I might color it! Not sure yet though!

You Only Live Once - vocal cover
  • You Only Live Once - vocal cover
  • W. Hatano
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*to the anon who wanted a techno cover/another lingual song. I decided to do both. I had to study the lyrics and learn from what I heard from the original. Eh, y’all get to hear my “FOB” [fresh off the boat] accent a bit*

Even though it’s not the whole song, it was still hard. Probably butchered the pronunciation. I’m sorry!!!

anonymous asked:

hey! so I guess you're pretty busy and i hope things are going find and wish you nothing but good luck ☺️☺️. I have a prompt! Im watching s3 of rtte and an idea just came to my brain. When Heather arrives in ep 7 of s3 Fishlegs says that she's staying with Astrid, what if at night Hiccup is like overwhelmed by thoughts, totally forgets abt that and decides to go to Astrid's hut and the two of them have to make a silly excuse or you know

A/N: Hello! <3 Thank you so much for your kind words, and for this lovely prompt! I sincerely appreciate it, and I hope that what I’ve whipped up suffices. Please do feel free to send in another, my dude! :’) 

(*Note: Takes place during 03x07. Not S4 compliant.)


Emergency (Alternatively titled ‘Future’)

Hiccup was seated at his desk with several pieces of parchment spread out before him: one depicted the immediate waters surrounding the Edge, while another was a census of Nadders, organized by time, flock number, altitude, and direction. The third, however…

The third was simply a myriad of scribbles and doodles and scribbled-out doodles, all completed while he made fruitless attempts to connect disparate dots and mismatching puzzle pieces. Hiccup stared down at the map and furrowed his brow, glancing between two documents, trying to make sense of the numbers–

(He tapped the metal of his prosthesis against the wooden floorboards of his hut. He drummed his fingers on the surface of the table. He cast his gaze toward the corner of the room, momentarily letting it linger on a slumbering Toothless… Before scrubbing a hand down his face as he rose from his seat.)

–Even after half an hour of trying to analyze the data, the figures glaring up at him still didn’t make sense.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I absolutely believe that TPTB wouldn't have added the lines about marriage (specially Jemma's response) if they didn't have plans for that to lead somewhere. So, with the conversation we got about that, how do you imagine the scenario of the FS engagement that I feel is coming during this C arc? I want specifics about what you think is gonna happen regarding that! Live you and everything you do daily for the AOS fandom! You effort is hugely appreciated :)

Hi Anon!

Thank you!

Well, I hope I can do you one better than specific details!   My writing muse has decided to pop in for the first time in weeks.


Jemma could feel her heart pounding in her chest as the base around her shook from another one of Daisy’s powerful blasts.  The shots and shouts from the small tact team they had managed to scrape together after they had come out the Framework.  They were keeping AIDA and the surprisingly alive Superior busy while she went ahead to free the others.   

Jemma spared a moment to verify her next turn in the labyrinth of a facility.   Doctor Radcliffe’s directions hadn’t failed them yet and she could only hope that for once in his life he had done the right thing.  

Three turns later she came to a lab and her legs nearly give out at the sight that greeted her.   Because for the first time since that fateful day at the Superiors Base he was there before her in flesh and blood.  

Her breath hitched in her chest as they all looked to be sleeping peacefully.  Jemma knew it was a lie and the nightmare they were all currently lived in.   Trapped in a world turned upside down where everything they had worked and sacrificed for was gone.   

Jemma wasn’t able to resist, dropping her supplies on the desk and running to Fitz.  Taking his chilled hand in her own and feeling the tears well in her eyes at simply feeling his touch again.  “I’m here Fitz,” she said, kissing his hand and lingering for a moment before she reluctantly let go and returned to the desk to her mission.  

She worked quickly, not wanting them to be in there a moment longer than they had to be.    

Jemma had just started the shut down protocols when Daisy ran in.   

The young Inhuman must have seen the panic in her eyes and responded quickly, “AIDA and The Superior have been handled and are being secured, but I don’t want to be here any longer than necessary.  We don’t know what kinds of surprises she has set up that Radcliffe didn’t know about.” 

Jemma didn’t press for more details and turned back to her work.  Daisy going down the line to check on the others before settling before Coulson.  

With a few more keystrokes she was ready.  She hit enter to start the process and all they could do was wait as they were slowly brought out of it.  Slowly was something Doctor Radcliffe had emphasized.  Pulling them out too quickly after being in for so long would be catastrophic.  

“I’ve initialized the shut down,” Jemma said returning to Fitz’s side, taking his hand once again while interlacing their fingers.  Desperate to feel the slightest bit of movement.  

Every second felt like an eternity and the room shrank down to the two of them.  Jemma ignoring the signs the others were coming around and was wholly focused on Fitz.  And at long last she felt the smallest of movement from his hand and the heart rate on his monitor began to escalate.  The shrill alarm joining the others.

“Come on Fitz, come back to me,” Jemma encouraged her eyes now focused on his own, willing for them to open, to see them looking at her with love and adoration again.  Not the distance and confusion his counterpart had had.  

And as if their link was up and running, his eyes fluttered open.  

Distantly Jemma heard Daisy ordering Elena and the tact team to help the others.  

“Jemma,” Fitz croaked as his weakened body began to fall.  Jemma caught him and eased him to the floor, happily tearing off the Frameworks apparatus now that he was free of its hold.  Mentally she vowed to incinerate it herself when she got the chance.  

Jemma let the tears fall as he pulled her closer, nuzzling into the crook of her neck and his tears soaking her shirt.  Her arms responded in kind, and she pulled him to her as much as she could  Gentle fingers carting through his now longer curls as she assured herself that this was her Fitz safe in her arms.  

Finally Jemma pulled away, the messaged she had promised to deliver to him on the tip of her tongue.  Tenderly she cupped his face and kissed his tears away,  just has she had done what seemed like a lifetime ago at the bottom of the ocean.  Only this time she ended at his lips, giving him a long lingering kiss as he melted into her embrace.   

When they finally pulled away she rested her forehead against his.  

“My answer is yes, Fitz”.

Fitz looked at her confused, his mind still pulling away from the memories the Framework had given him.  And with every passing moment they faded even more, feeling like a dream.  

“Yes?” he questioned.   

“Yes,” Jemma said again with more conviction meeting his eyes once more.  

She watched as the understanding dawned and tears filled his eyes once more.

“Yes,” he said reverently as he brought her hand to his lips, kissing her ring finger.  Sealing their vow and the promise of their future together.  

anonymous asked:

Trust me, you're not being replaced. We all still love your cc, you sims, your Dina story, and you in general. Although I've never met you, you seem like a truly nice person, and honestly I hope you don't go on hiatus when you come back. Please don't. But if you have to, I respect your decisions. I hope your trip is going well! Bye! -Nonny

hi nonny :-) thank you for the lovely message (and everyone who replied to that post) it made me snap out of my weird funk… i guess i easily lose confidence in this blog & the stuff i make i feel this huge pressure to “keep up” when i find i’m happiest just doing what i like. i decided not to go on a second hiatus, i revamped a few things and am feeling inspired again i can’t wait to get back into the game/simblr!! thank you :-))