and i couldn't stop from laughing

The ladies of S.H.I.E.L.D. and FitzSimmons! (…And Spider-Man.)

Me as Jemma, @daisy-in-the-skye as Daisy, @bribuzzz as Bobbi, & @gabitachiquita as Spider-Man.

In the 8th grade, I was in science class and my teacher was up front teaching a lesson when he stopped mid-sentence because a phone was ringing. But it wasn’t a cellphone. It was a legit house phone ringing and the whole class was silent while we were all looking around because the phone was still going off, so I slowly turn to my best friend and this bitch pulls out her house phone from her pajama pants and answers it in the middle of class. The teacher was in such shock that he didn’t even yell at her he just quietly confiscated it and continued talking.

anonymous asked:

How would 2D react if he 'accidently' walked in on his s/o bathing in the bath?

I hope you don’t mind if I respond to this like a prompt, I had an idea and I went with it.


You settle yourself into the warm water, bubbles encasing you. No one was home as far as you knew, and Stu’s bathroom had the cleanest best bathtub so you didn’t think he’d mind if you “borrowed” it for a bit. You close the curtain to keep the hot steam in, and let the humidity carry you away as you begin to doze off.

Downstairs, Stu comes home early from his outing. He shouts to see if anyone else was home, unaware of you sleeping upstairs. He makes his way to his room and opens up the door to the bathroom, not noticing the condensation on the mirror. He shuts the door behind him which jolts you from your sleep. You stir slightly in the water, peeking around the corner to see where the noise came from. You accidentally let out a shocked gasp, realizing you’re no longer alone as well as completely exposed aside from the bubbles. You freeze and try to stay quiet so he doesn’t investigate, but he heard you anyways. He slowly walks over to the curtain, and having seen too many horror films, pulls the curtain open quickly to reveal you behind it, sunk down as far as you could into the bubbles, leaving only what was above your collarbones visible.

He freezes, eyes wide open, and you can practically see his hair stand straight up. He continues to stare at you, neither of you saying a word until you decide to break the silence.

“Um… what, you’ve never seen shoulders before?” You decide to ease the tension.

“I, well, I just didn’t, no one was, I didn’t know, and…” He continued to babble like an idiot, still staring wide-eyed at you, clearly trying to keep contact with your face. His flustered mumbling elicited a laugh from you.

“It’s fine! I don’t mind really,” you say, playfully shifting around in the water. The possibility of him seeing any part of you caused his face to turn bright red. He still hadn’t moved or stopped staring.

“Stu?”

“Yeah?” Your eyes meet, and he raises his eyebrows at what might come next.

“Get out.”

He’s so dumb I love him so much i’M SORRY

Going Too Far
  • Lance: Man Keith, I think I like you.
  • Keith: Actually, I am in love with you.
  • Lance: I am so fucking in love with you, too.
  • Keith: I love your blue eyes.
  • Lance: I could kiss you right now.
  • Keith: Did I say, you have a great ass and leg.
  • Lance: I would so love to touch your abs.
  • Keith: Just marry me, already.
  • Lance: Of course we can skip the marriage and get right onto sex.
  • Keith: Sure. I will make sure you won't be able to think anything once we are in bed.
  • Lance: You. Me. Bed. Now.
  • Keith: You are going to regret your decision, Lance.
  • Lance: I don't think I will.
  • Keith: Fine, let's just do it right-
  • Shiro: Alright, that is enough! We don't need to know about your love for each other. *covering Pidge ear* Beside there there is a minor here.
  • *This idea came from Percy Jackson Blushing Game with Jason and Percy. I couldn't stop laughing about it and thought about Keith and Lance. Yep, this will be so like them if they are confessing to each other. Both are stubborn and cute.*
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First years on the Hogwarts Express!

“Albus. Al. I’m - my name is Albus…”

“Hi Scorpius. I mean, I’m Scorpius. You’re Albus. I’m Scorpius…”

Never let GOT7 behind a bar again.

anonymous asked:

1 week into being at a new school, my new bestie and I decided to have an Othello-piece-flicking competition (little flat round things like checker pieces) and the hallway was littered with them. Little did we know that there was a fire drill planned and half the school (very small student body) had to make their way through the hallway. Most of them were super confused and we got some "Looks" from the teachers. I couldn't stop laughing then entire drill.

2 times you hated his height and the 1 time you didn’t - Steve Rogers

The first time his height was advantageous was the normal day to day. You were planning on making some cookies and some idiot had put the packets of chocolate chips on the top shelf of the cabinets. Now you weren’t the shortest flower in the garden but the cabinets in Stark towers were catered to 6-foot tall superheroes. You clambered up onto the counter to try and reach the shelf only the chocolate chip packet was too far in the cabinet for you to grasp it. You groaned and hopped off. Tony felt like there was no need to have stools in the kitchen since no one needed to reach the top cabinets. You spotted on of the bar stools and realised you could use that if you held it steady. You walked across the kitchen and put two hands under the seat of the stool to lift it up. And holy shit was it heavy. You tried three times to lift up the stool but all three times, its weight bested you. Out of anger, you kicked the barstool forgetting it was made out of metal. The hugest shout of pain left your mouth. Steve ran into the kitchen after hearing your sound of pain.

“What did you do?” He asked, towering over your curled up body on the floor.

“I kicked the stool” You replied, sitting up still clutching your foot

“why?”

“I wanted chocolate chips and I was too short to get the packet because of these stupidly high cabinets. I tried to use the stool to climb on but it was too heavy so I got annoyed that I couldn't pick it up so I kicked it.”

Steve laughed.

“Hey, don’t laugh at me. Help me”

Steve stopped laughing to extend his hand to you which you used to hoist yourself up. You led him back to the cupboard and he effortlessly pulled the packet of chocolate chips out and handed them to you. You saltily took them from his hand and poured the pack into the cookie dough mixture and started the stand mixer up again so it would fold the chips into the batter. Steve stood behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, leaning his head on your shoulder.

“What do you want green giant?”

“Is someone jealous of their height?”

“I just think that it’s stupid that everything is put so high up so that all of you freakishly tall men can reach them but I can’t.”

“We’ll take note of that next time we go shopping and we’ll keep your stuff at an easy to reach level”

“Now what do you really want?”

“Can I not hug the woman of my dreams without an ulterior motive?”

“You want cookie dough don’t you?”

“Mmm maybe”

You stopped the mixer and lifted the lid up, scooping the mix off the paddle. You held up your finger and felt Steve’s lips suck off the mixture.

“I can not wait until these are baked.”

“If you help me portion the batter then you can eat them faster.”

Steve moved back and got a spoon from the drawer in front of you and started putting tablespoons on the trays. Once all the mixture was on the 6 different trays you put them in the oven, thanking Tony for installing huge double ovens in the kitchen. 11 minutes later the cookies were out of the ovens and left to cool slightly.

“Hey look, Santa and his elf baked cookies” Clint yelled, making an obvious dis at your differing heights.

You stuck your middle finger up at him and bit a cookie.

The second time you absolutely hated his height was when you were on a mission. It was supposed to be an easy mission, you were supposed to steal another potential A.I threat and you and Steve were given a side mission to steal the information from the servers of the place where the A.I was being hidden. 

You advanced computer skill made you part of the avengers. Most new threats were technological and at times just brawn wasn’t enough, therefore, you, the brains, were enlisted to help. As your fighting skills were still in development, Steve was told to accompany you in the mission so that you didn’t get yourself killed. 

Steve stood watch by the office door whilst you were typing away at the computer, hacking through the numerous firewalls the computer had in place. Once you had finally cracked through you copied everything on the desktop onto a USB drive given to you by fury.

“You know, we haven’t gone out for dinner in ages”

“Hmm, we haven’t have we?”

“There’s this new Mexican place that opened a couple of blocks from the tower. Take me there at 7?”

“Tomorrow?”

You nodded.

“It’s a date.”

“Uhm Cap, I hate to ruin your little cutesy session but the lower levels of this building are on fire. The package is secure but you and Y/N need to get out of there now.”

The computer dinged to show that everything was copied and you yanked the UDB drive out of the computer and ran up 10 floors, with fire slowly following you, to the roof to see the QuinJet hovering with the rest of the team. The hatch was still open so that you and Steve could jump and hold on and, with the assistance of the others, yank yourselves in.

Steves 6 ft 2″ height made jumping and grabbing a much easier task compared to your shortness. He ran and jumped grabbing onto the hatch door and getting pulled up by Sam.

You felt the heat of the fire behind you and you turned to see it blazing behind you.

“Baby, you can do this. I promise you.”  He called out.

“I’m not going to reach Steve, I’m too short” You yelled back, feeling the heat of the fire.

“You can, you just need to trust yourself okay.”

“It’s not going to happen.” You took the USB drive out of your pocket, getting ready to throw it up. “Give this to Fury”

“No, you’re jumping Goddamnit.”

He yelled for Sam and lied down with his arms and torso dangling over the edge of the hatch and with Sam holding his feet.

“Aim for my hands. I’m going to catch you. I promise”

In the short few moments, the fire got worse. It would only be a matter of seconds before the lower levels imploded.

You pocketed the UDSB and stepped back and ran towards the jet, Jumping with all your might and grabbing onto Steve’s hands. Sam pulled his legs in, getting you securely into the Jet. Steve grabbed you into his arms as the hatch fully closed.

“We are never doing that again” He mumbled into your hair. 

You nodded into his chest breathing in his scent that made you feel safe whilst trying to regulate your breathing.

There were times when you loved the sense of security and safety his tall frame brought to you. At the end of every mission, he would be sure to envelop you into a bear hug as the adrenaline that was released as a result of the fighting was wearing off. It brought you back from being Agent Y/L/N and you reverted to plain old Y/N. 

This mission was no exception. It was a pretty simple mission, you, Steve, Clint and Nat got into a Hydra base, injured a few security guards and stole back classified S.H.I.E.L.D information. It seemed weird, but hacking into heavily encrypted computers with multiple firewalls got your blood pumping. The rush of finding out secrets was equal to the feeling Steve got after punching Hitler. 

Once you were done, he grabbed your hand and gave you his shield and punched his way back to the jet. You’d learnt a few tricks and could smash someone’s jaw with one upwards thrust of the shield. Once the four of you were back on the jet and autopilot was running, Steve made his way over to you. His suit was half on half off and chest was covered by a white tank top. He wrapped his arms around your waist and moved one hand behind your head. You wrapped your arms around his torso and the two of you swayed in each other’s arms. The safety and comfort you felt were unparalleled to anything else. You hated how tall Steve was in comparison to you, but this moment made you forget all about it and made you realise his height was home.

  • Draco: You look like you could use a cocktail.
  • Hermione: You're too late. [Draco laughs] Wow.
  • Draco: What?
  • Hermione: That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.
  • Draco: Listen, Granger-
  • Hermione: No, me first. Ron's waiting for me to give him an answer.
  • Draco: I heard.
  • Hermione: But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Draco?
  • Draco: Hermione...
  • Hermione: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-
  • Draco: Acting like what?
  • Hermione: Like... maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.
  • Draco: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
  • Hermione: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you pretend you don't have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Draco, just let me go... [Wipes away a tear]
  • Draco: [Looks at Hermione and considers this as Harry walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
  • Hermione: [Teary-eyed] Thank you... [Leaves]
  • Harry: [Goes up to Draco] Malfoy why did you just do that?
  • Draco: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy...

ballisticzeppelin  asked:

I'm still like on ep 22 or so of taz (i started bc of you actually, i kept seeing cool taz stuff on your blog and all), but for the request thing maybe draw taako using blink and nightcrawling on the bank hall or maybe the elevator shaft scene? (both from petals to the metal) or!!! maybe draw merle trying to sweet talk trent the treant or trying to fake convert those ruffian boys? It was the last thing I heard and I couldn't stop laughing, I would love to see that in your style, hehe

aw man so many OPTIONS but i think someone else mentioned me drawing trent so here is the sad buttless boy

i feel like aura would be like, always at metis’ side wondering if there was something more she could do for her. like okay imagine 15y/o clay struggling and holding up like 50lbs of lab equipment and he’s like AURA??? CAN I HAVE SOME HELP OVER HERE??? and she shows up 20mins later and he’s like still holding up the lab equipment panting and knees shaking like WHERE WERE YOU?? she just shrugs ‘metis looked tired so i got her some coffee’ 

anonymous asked:

you know, I watched that performance of Harry singing Kiwi on the Late Late Show and I couldn't help but laugh. That little promo spiel about him and Mitch having this 'chemistry' and that he 'needs that Keith Richards/Mick Jagger' thing to be successful in this sorta music - it just falls flat when during that performance of /the/ rock song from his album, Mitch just stands there and plays the guitar like an asparagus. No emotion, no rocking out, no interaction between Harry / his band at all..

Anon, I can’t stop laughing.

Originally posted by theartofnotwriting

I do think Mitch looks bored as fuck. I wonder if he’s wondering why he signed up for this.

Yoongi in Cypher 4: I’m so high, who you looking at
It’s too tall for you even if you get help from someone

Also Yoongi: