and i couldn't stop from laughing

The ladies of S.H.I.E.L.D. and FitzSimmons! (…And Spider-Man.)

Me as Jemma, @daisy-in-the-skye as Daisy, @bribuzzz as Bobbi, & @gabitachiquita as Spider-Man.

anonymous asked:

How would 2D react if he 'accidently' walked in on his s/o bathing in the bath?

I hope you don’t mind if I respond to this like a prompt, I had an idea and I went with it.


You settle yourself into the warm water, bubbles encasing you. No one was home as far as you knew, and Stu’s bathroom had the cleanest best bathtub so you didn’t think he’d mind if you “borrowed” it for a bit. You close the curtain to keep the hot steam in, and let the humidity carry you away as you begin to doze off.

Downstairs, Stu comes home early from his outing. He shouts to see if anyone else was home, unaware of you sleeping upstairs. He makes his way to his room and opens up the door to the bathroom, not noticing the condensation on the mirror. He shuts the door behind him which jolts you from your sleep. You stir slightly in the water, peeking around the corner to see where the noise came from. You accidentally let out a shocked gasp, realizing you’re no longer alone as well as completely exposed aside from the bubbles. You freeze and try to stay quiet so he doesn’t investigate, but he heard you anyways. He slowly walks over to the curtain, and having seen too many horror films, pulls the curtain open quickly to reveal you behind it, sunk down as far as you could into the bubbles, leaving only what was above your collarbones visible.

He freezes, eyes wide open, and you can practically see his hair stand straight up. He continues to stare at you, neither of you saying a word until you decide to break the silence.

“Um… what, you’ve never seen shoulders before?” You decide to ease the tension.

“I, well, I just didn’t, no one was, I didn’t know, and…” He continued to babble like an idiot, still staring wide-eyed at you, clearly trying to keep contact with your face. His flustered mumbling elicited a laugh from you.

“It’s fine! I don’t mind really,” you say, playfully shifting around in the water. The possibility of him seeing any part of you caused his face to turn bright red. He still hadn’t moved or stopped staring.

“Stu?”

“Yeah?” Your eyes meet, and he raises his eyebrows at what might come next.

“Get out.”

He’s so dumb I love him so much i’M SORRY

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First years on the Hogwarts Express!

“Albus. Al. I’m - my name is Albus…”

“Hi Scorpius. I mean, I’m Scorpius. You’re Albus. I’m Scorpius…”

Going Too Far
  • Lance: Man Keith, I think I like you.
  • Keith: Actually, I am in love with you.
  • Lance: I am so fucking in love with you, too.
  • Keith: I love your blue eyes.
  • Lance: I could kiss you right now.
  • Keith: Did I say, you have a great ass and leg.
  • Lance: I would so love to touch your abs.
  • Keith: Just marry me, already.
  • Lance: Of course we can skip the marriage and get right onto sex.
  • Keith: Sure. I will make sure you won't be able to think anything once we are in bed.
  • Lance: You. Me. Bed. Now.
  • Keith: You are going to regret your decision, Lance.
  • Lance: I don't think I will.
  • Keith: Fine, let's just do it right-
  • Shiro: Alright, that is enough! We don't need to know about your love for each other. *covering Pidge ear* Beside there there is a minor here.
  • *This idea came from Percy Jackson Blushing Game with Jason and Percy. I couldn't stop laughing about it and thought about Keith and Lance. Yep, this will be so like them if they are confessing to each other. Both are stubborn and cute.*
  • Draco: You look like you could use a cocktail.
  • Hermione: You're too late. [Draco laughs] Wow.
  • Draco: What?
  • Hermione: That's the first true laugh I've gotten from you in a while.
  • Draco: Listen, Granger-
  • Hermione: No, me first. Ron's waiting for me to give him an answer.
  • Draco: I heard.
  • Hermione: But you wanna know what's stopping me? I can't answer his question while I'm waiting for you to answer mine. The one I asked you forever ago. What are we, Draco?
  • Draco: Hermione...
  • Hermione: Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there. Acting like-
  • Draco: Acting like what?
  • Hermione: Like... maybe you want just want me to be as unhappy as you are.
  • Draco: I would never wish that on anyone. I want you to be happy.
  • Hermione: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you pretend you don't have. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please Draco, just let me go... [Wipes away a tear]
  • Draco: [Looks at Hermione and considers this as Harry walks in the door and overhears] It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
  • Hermione: [Teary-eyed] Thank you... [Leaves]
  • Harry: [Goes up to Draco] Malfoy why did you just do that?
  • Draco: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy...

anonymous asked:

I need advice on what to do// this isn't bts related but I decided to ask you because the person I'm talking about resembles Yoongi physically lol. So it all started on my trip to Korea to see some family and we were out shopping. Then this guy bumped into me and spilled his whole drink over me, I was so in shock about to curse him out. But he apologized so quick and offered to buy me a shirt I couldn't stop laughing, he was acting so cute. But my family was their thinking it was the funniest-

Aww this is such a sweet story! 
I really think you should ask him, it may be hard but I feel like it’s better to ask him, just in case you would start expecting too much from him. 

I don’t think there’s anything to worry about because it really seems like he does indeed like you! ♥

Kinda want to know what happens next.. haha

(in a hospital waiting room)

Sebastian: (filling out paperwork) Klavier, what’s your middle name?
Klavier: (severely concussed) Danger…….
Sebastian: No, I think it starts with a k.
Kay: It’s Konrad. Wow, it’s sad that I know that.
Sebastian: What do I put for reason for visit?
Kay: Concussion.
Sebastian: (scribbling something out)
Kay: Wait, what did you put before?
Sebastian: Uh, nothing…
Sebastian: I put… “Bringing someone to the hospital”…