and i am the worst general ever

Do you remember the time I was cussing graphic designers for spacing graphic elements using 1/32" measurements and in general pissing me off?

Why would you remember that, it was forever ago

Anyway, just in case you decided to square up on behalf of graphic designers everywhere and claim that literally no one would do that, see above and get ready to rumble. This isn’t even the worst example I’ve ever seen, it’s just what I am dealing with this morning.

I particularly like the 23/32" text height, because apparently 5/8", which is the minimum it’s supposed to be for ADA compliance, isn’t big enough but ¾" is TOO BIG. Do you know how big 1/32" is? About the size of the dent my fingernail will make when I dig it into your forehead. About! This! Big!

I would punch a jackass with extreme prejudice. I would take this layout, and its designer, behind the building and we’d settle it like those topless swordfighting ladies. There would be blood, and joy, and no measurements divided smaller than the eighth inch, because allow me to assure you that if you are putting sixteenths on a tactile sign then you are a massive bastard and I will gladly come for your entire life and your copy of Illustrator.

Headcanons: Darkiplier with a figure skater S/O

Request: “Could we see headcanons about Dark’s S/O who figure skates? I get bruises frequently from it and it’s always a fun time dealing with them aha”
Author’s Note: Excuse my lack of knowledge on the subject, I am trying <3


• He would worry but not to a crazy extent, the worst thing to happen would be light scolding from him from the more colourful bruises.

• He would make sure not to touch them though, and swat your hand gently away when he noticed you giving into the ever-present urge to poke the bruises

• He loves watching you at work

• He just thinks you’re so elegant

• … until you fall over. Then he will chuckle, covering his mouth. 

• He is very impressed by your resilience though

• It shows that you aren’t basic prey, you aren’t like the others

• In general he supports you and encourages you but in his own suave, sophisticated way.

• He will never scream your name from the sidelines but he will give you a kiss each time you leave the ice

Me: I’m having so much fun in Vancouver and I’m going to meet up with people and the public transit is cool!

Also me: I’m terrified of doing something Wrong on this bus/in general and I think I’m going to die and never be able to come to Vancouver again ever without ppl knowing that I am The Worst

Also me as well: Stop worrying it’s fine

Me but nauseated: I think I’m going to combust

In The Witching Hour

The main doors opened and Kylo Ren stormed onto the bridge, six minutes earlier than Hux had expected. He’d clearly been running but now he’d slowed to a fast stride. The helmet was removed as he reached the aisle between the crew pits. The navigational crew ducked as he casually threw it down, missing the deck and hitting several consoles instead.

Hux turned to face him as Ren stepped into his personal space. One huge gloved hand swept up to wrap around the back of the General’s neck, ruffling the short red hair there. The other splayed across Hux’ stomach to one side of his abs. Breathing heavily Kylo bent slightly to rest his forehead against Hux’ own.

The entire bridge was silent but for the Knight’s breathing for long indeterminable seconds. Just as Hux began to fear the worst, Kylo’s face split into that rare toothy grin.

I am so so grateful to @m-oarts for drawing this commission for me, this is my favourite series I’ve ever written and I’ve been trying to get a picture of Hux with his bump ever since I wrote it. @m-oarts is a delight to work with and I highly recommend commissioning her :)

CONTAINMENT 1x11: It finally happened...

So after watching a painfully intense episode of the Flash, and a pretty painful episode of Agents of Shield, I was in a pretty emotional state. Something in my mind told me “Hey… You have time… Why don’t you watch Containment? You’re on episode 11, you’re almost done!” Well, my friends, let me tell you. That was the worst best decision I’ve ever made. I am a pretty emotional show watcher in general, but usually when I don’t know what happens. I knew what happens between Katie and Jake in 1x11 “Nothing Gold Can Stay”. I knew it was gonna end badly. I knew she wouldn’t make it, but damn. I am still reeling over crying not once, but THREE TIMES during the last twenty minutes of that episode. I am not okay. I am forever changed. I’d like to thank Chris Wood and Kristen Gutoskie for their amazing acting. And I’d like to thank @emarasmoak @taurusclh @actualpuppychriswood @starcrossed-comets @busysciencegeek and everyone else for ruining my life and convincing me to watch this godforsaken show. It’s 12:33 am, my heart is broken, and I’m still a mess. I hope you’re happy.

Some things about me

i love rain
the sound of it
the smell of it
dancing in it
watching it
i love it
i sleep with the windows open i don’t sleep without the help of some medication
my head just never stops thinking long enough for me to rest
it goes to places i wish it wouldn’t
places that make me want to leave
make me want to climb through that open window and fly up to the stars
i have never been kissed
and i often think of why im not good enough
and wonder if i ever will be
i have a fear of being second choice
i feel like im constantly the runner up
i loved cherry suckers
but the person I always ate them with left me
i don’t love cherry suckers anymore
i constantly am trying to feel
so often i feel numb
i love flowers
almost as much as i love rain
i think dandelions are beautiful
the yellow reminds me of a friend
i worry about that friend constantly
i worry constantly in general
my sweet sixteen was the worst day of my life
i long for human connection and interaction
i think i find problematic people
so that i don’t have to focus on my problems
but on theirs instead
i paint
and i write songs
not very well
but i do

I hate the idea of people missing sunsets or storms I want everyone to see them I take way to long in the shower and don’t spend enough time on school I think people need to say I love you more And spew hate less I tend to spread myself way too thin because I’d rather be much too busy than give myself time to let my mind wander off My first ever therapy session I cried more than talked I never went back I came out and am constantly terrified I feel unloved and that no one is accepting of me My best friends are the reason I’m alive but they’re struggling to hang on My mom thinks they’re the root of my problems I think they’ve solved too many to count I stay alive for my sister I fall in love easily and that will be the death of me. I wrote this for myself and did not mean to post it but here it is i guess

BOY MEETS WORLD SENTENCE STARTERS

“So I said to myself, ‘Kyle’ … that’s what I call myself.”
“I wasn’t sure this day would ever come, but you were.”
“I wasn’t sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were.”
“You were always strong and always sure.”
“Now I know I want you to stand beside me for the rest of my life. That’s what I’m sure of.”
“The only thing that ever made sense to me was you, and how I felt about you.”
“It’s hard to imagine you as a boy.”
“Hmm, double d’s, just like your grades.”
“If my dolly’s cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?”
“I just thought we were having plastic for dinner.”
“I have a question that I’m going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale each year?”
“I don’t wanna be empty inside any more.”
“I have never seen you screw up on anything. I’m the screw-up, remember? “
“I don’t do alone real good.”
“I don’t sweat, I glisten.”
“It was raining… you had an umbrella… I grabbed it, stuffed it down your throat, and then I opened it. I Mary Poppinsed ya.”
“Now there’s only two people horribly dead here, that’s an acceptable loss.”
“Duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed ‘em crackers and you can ride 'em.”
“Duckies are the horsies of the ocean.”
“I’m a kid. I don’t understand the emotional content of Full House.”
“My grades aren’t good enough to get me into college?”
“Your grades, my friend, aren’t good enough to get you a Slurpee.”
“You do your thing and I do my thing. You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together, it’s beautiful.”
“She got sick and said that chicken soup would help her feel better. I told her it probably would. Then I went bowling.”
“I’ve come to a conclusion: Men are idiots.”
“It was one of those nights. You know the kind. Like day, but darker.”
“When did this school get a library?” 
“Everyday is a new adventure isn’t it?”
“Boy you are disgrace to this community, this country, and humanity in general!”
“The worst thing that ever happened when we were kids was that your Pop-Tart fell on the ground.”
“She goes away for the summer and comes back a woman.”
“Would you be my girlfriend?”
“ If I was only going to be alive for one more minute, I’d spend it looking in your eyes.”
“If you were only going to be alive for one more minute, I’d tell you to stop lookin’… and start kissin’.”
“I believe in love like I believe in God: you can’t touch it, you can’t see it, but you can feel its wrath.”
“Why does everything have to haunt us for the rest of our lives?”
“Book 'em, good-lookin’.”
“Life’s tough, get a helmet.”
“Is this stuff supposed to be burning?”
“I’m no rocket scientologist.”
“I think it’s the opposite of funny. I think it’s… wood.”
“Look at me, I’m breakin’ the law.”
“I never asked to be the man in this relationship.”
“With this outfit and this hair? Hello, buh-bye, I am SO at the mall.”
“I have you. I have you by your ovaries.”
“I just want to have my picture taken, so I can send it to my grandma so she sends me a check.”
“Hey, be careful. Not that I care.”
“Love is the most rare and precious thing in the whole world.”
“I married a moose.”
“I’m a damsel, but not the distressed kind – one who’s totally calm and in complete control of her own destiny.”
“If stupidity were in the Olympics, you’d win a Nobel Prize.”
“It’s against the Geneva Detention Convention.”
“How come last night you kept me waiting for 20 minutes outside your house?”
“How come you parked outside my house, honked the horn, and didn’t come in?”
“I’m sorry I disrupted the class and killed everyone.”
“I have got something incredible to tell you. But for security reasons, I am going to use our code.”
“There’s no such thing as good news until I’ve had my Grape Nuts.”
“We’re gonna have a child? Wait, we’ve only kissed. I mean, I knew I was a good kisser, but wow.”
“How do you accidentally kiss someone? Did she slip on a rug, and your lips broke her fall?”
“I walk alone in this world… Alone I walk… Except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.”
“I told her I was training for the Olympic decathlon.”
“A girl wrote seven numbers on my hand. What could this possibly mean?”
“You have a very large head. I don’t know why I married you.”
“That was then, this is… not then.”
“Chickens in the hallway. Chickens in the hallway. Somebody must have let 'em loose as the official senior prank. Look at 'em. Look at 'em. Oh, look at the chickens. Oh my gosh, this is crazy. I wonder which crazy senior though this up, huh? This is nuts.”
“Wait a second, the killer’s dead. We’re off the hook.”
“I think that he knows we’re too old for detention to scare us like it did when we were little kids right, so he’s turned this school into a total chamber of horrors.”
“There’s blood on the black board. I don’t think it’s because he ran out of chalk!”
“I’m real screwed up.”
“We’re supposed to see other people..” 
“I’m supposed to see other people, you’re supposed to wait until I die.”
“How do we really know the light bulb goes off when you close the refrigerator?”
“I don’t want to have feelings for another girl.”
“It’s great to be so in touch with my feminine side.”
“I’m gonna get in touch with her feminine side.”
“I think you’re beautiful on the inside.”
“Do you know why a husband talks to his wife before doing something? So she can tell him what a stupid idea it is.”
“Something bad happened, but for the very first time you’re not responsible.”
“When one mocks someone, one should wait until they’re not looking right at them.”
“Who carries these things around? What did you do, dig up your grandfather and pick his pocket?”
“So, do you know what the best part of being a virgin is?”
“I’ve seen you in gym class. Wear pants.”
“Why can’t geography be like history? We always win World War Two, Lincoln always gets shot…”
“There are co-ed bathrooms. Girls shower in there, NAKED!”
“You gave me bad advise in a dream!”
“I am not responsible for dream me!”
“It’s like we share the same brain.”
“That was the longest time out I’ve ever had.”
“I went behind your back and stole your girl.”
“So, what’s it like to have that kind of money?”
“I’m hitting my head. I’m hitting the northern-most part of my head.”
“There’s a dark side to a bake sale too, isn’t there? Fat. Cholesterol. What about that?”
“She’s got style. She’s got elegance. She’s got parents.”
“Canadians skate. How hard could it be?”
“I know what you’re saying and I’m winking right back at you.”
“I do believe your resolve is weakening, my little kumquat.”
“Is it okay, if I rip off your head, and roll it down the hallway?”
“If every marriage failed except one, I guarantee you that one would be ours.”
“I’d kill you, but I can’t move.”
“Gotta love Halloween. It really brings people together.”

theeyeofdarkness  asked:

how bout paper, tape, and calculator?

paper: what kind of book would you write? it would be the Gayest, most sapphic thing you’d ever see in your life. probably lots of magic bc im always a slut for magic. and in my fake make believe world, no one gives a rats ass what you are or aren’t attracted to bc who needs that shit

tape: tell me about your longest friendship. it’s with ally!!! @murdered-with-daisies​!!!! somehow we found each other in the bandoms of 2012 tumblr and became friends???? it’s baffling but she’s still my best friend even tho i am The Worst and remembering to text you rip im sorry ally i love you!!!!!!!!

calculator: list fifteen things that make you happy

  1. bella
  2. @magitek‘s kh liveblogging
  3. kingdom hearts in general
  4. matthew daddario
  5. tv show malec in general
  6. behind the scenes featurettes of literally any and every film ever
  7. the 1959 sleeping beauty soundtrack
  8. any time i see a new fic by @abloodneed
  9. pride month
  10. buying new makeup
  11. disney in general
  12. i really liked the new power rangers movie
  13. listening to black veil brides
  14. harry potter
  15. finding new fics for any of my fandoms that are Really Good

peggycarterislife  asked:

Captain mom!! I just got an A from my final English lit paper!!! And I'm so hyped I can't even!!?!? Like there's only 5 people in the whole class that got an A and I'm one of them?!?!? How even??? I mean... I feel like it was the worst thing I've ever written??? But I got an A??? And I am so proud of myself?!?? (and yes I just said I'm proud of myself that's a very rare thing... what even????) Anyways... I hope you're having a wonderful day😄

Omg yesssssssssssssss I am not at all surprised, and I’m sooooo proud of you in general, and I’m extra proud of you for being proud of yourself!!! That’s amazing: you’re amazing!!!! :D <3 <3 <3 <3 

anonymous asked:

Am I the only who thinks some ppl in the marvel fandom treated Joss wrong?! Majority kept saying that the Russo should've done the avengers(well maybe the sequel) & kept dragging the man

I think the backlash against him had been building for a while but I do agree. I partly attributed it to Tumblr in general and frankly the internet as a whole not being great with shades of grey and seeing almost everyone and everything being either brilliant, amazing, spectacular, flawless or the worst thing ever to exist. 

I won’t deny he had some serious fuck ups in AoU and I won’t tell anyone who didn’t like his work that They’re wrong but I don’t like people trying to erase the good stuff he did before, namely casting Mark Ruffalo as Hulk which is one of the best casting decisions I’ve seen in a CBM. I see it as being not that far removed from how some people treat Zack Snyder, refusing to give him credit for anything.

anonymous asked:

13 and 20 please

13. Have a favorite AU?

Favorite AU, like, in general, or favorite AU that I myself wrote?  XD  The latter must, of course, be the priest AU that I am still very proud of.  If we’re talking in general, I don’t know that there’s a particular trope or something that I’m the most fond of; as usual, it always depends on execution.

Oh, who am I kidding: werewolves.  I love werewolves.  I have a werewolf problem.

20.  Worst thing Hannibal has done?

[chin scratch emoji]  Boy, this is a tough one.  I think I may actually have screamed when Hannibal cut into Will’s head during Dolce, but otoh I think that in some ways, the worst thing Hannibal ever did was not kill Mason when he had the chance.  XD;;  (But narratively, of course, it always had to be Margot who killed Mason.)

Hannibal asks

tomorrow either before or after work or both i really really gotta clean and organize all my shit because i think that’s my key to getting my fucking self discipline back on track and all that shit because wow am i sick of my own bullshit and just sick in general and disgusted with myself

First Meetings || Tyler&Emily

The blonde looked out the window as they drove through the small neighborhood. “You know I am gonna say something stupid you know.” She said looking over at him. “You know what I said to Liam’s mother? I told her that her son had an amazing tongue. Like I just say the worst things so I really hope your mom has a fantastic sense of humor. Otherwise this just gonna be the worst thing ever.” Emily just got nervous around parents for some reason. Or just her boyfriend’s family in general. It was a 100% guarantee that she was gonna say something completely stupid and inappropriate because her mouth worked faster then her brain did. “Who else am I meeting? Are the forewarned that I’m a bit spastic.”

@blackbrundaddy

geniius  asked:

I'm a biochem major, and I am having the hardest time in my genetics class, but everyone seems to say that ochem is even harder. How was your experience in these classes? Or, what would you consider to be the hardest class you've taken? Did you ever fail a course?

I very nearly failed physical chemistry, which is mostly calculus and which they probably won’t make you take because YOU WILL NEVER USE IT. But my second worst class was general chemistry, which was my first science course.

I got a C the first semester and then ramped right up to an A the second semester and it wasn’t because of anything except learning how to study more effectively. College is much harder than high school…it’s supposed to be much harder than high school, and if you’re using high school study habits in college, you will totally fail. 

Take notes…re-write your notes…explain concepts to yourself out loud even if your roommate thinks you’re insane. Watch youtube videos if you’re having a hard time on a concept. Do practice problems…do them over again. If you aren’t getting it immediately, that’s totally normal. It takes time…spend the time, it’s what you’re paying for.

And for what it’s worth I really liked organic, it made a lot of sense to me…much less complicated than genetics because…well…chemicals are much simpler than life.

anonymous asked:

I'm having a super shitty day, could you possibly rec some of the happiest floating-on-a-cloud-of-fluff sterek fics you can find? 😁

I know this is probably too late to make your super shitty day better, but I have a lot of fics for you, like A LOT. Do you know why? I’m a little too obsessed with this adorable as fuck motherfuckers. Like, really. They are too fucking cute and it hurts my soul a little bit.

Fixer Upper by JaidMcDanno

1,375

General Audiences

The Pack is sick of waiting for their parents to realise that they’re parents, and so do some meddling. They may or may not resort to singing the ultimate love song to them. Madness ensues.

A Tabloid Affair by whyisthiscakeonfire

1,541

General Audiences

Stiles Stilinski has just been voted runner-up in some magazine’s Bachelor of the Year competition.

Just Please, Don’t Give Me a ‘Pal’ by livingoffcourage

1,585

Teen and Up

Derek doesn’t understand why Stiles gave everyone in the pack “Friend” cans, but gives Derek one that says “Pal”.

or

The one where the Coca-Cola cans hone in on Derek’s insecurities and stabs at them with a plastic fork.

The One Where Stiles Vets Derek’s Girlfriends by uraneia

2,054

Teen and Up

Across the loft, Cora claps her hands. “Okay, new rule. Any time Derek wants a date, one of us has to vet her first.”

Scott, who’s actually upside down on Derek’s couch, in apparent celebration of their defeat of the alpha pack—which somehow ended with Kali trying to give Derek her number, and he still doesn’t know how that happened, because he’s the worst alpha ever—says, “You know who’s got really good people instincts?”

*

This is some fluffy silliness I wrote in reaction to “The Girl Who Knew Too Much.” Anyone looking for a serious story should probably look elsewhere. However, if you want to know the kind of flaws Stiles discovers in Derek’s possible dates, this is the place for you.

That is Distracting by alisvolatpropiis

2,485

Not Rated (But I’m gonna give it a General Audiences)

Inspired by this delightful moment from SDCC.

(I made it a puppy instead of a baby because reasons)

i am toasting to the way you put that smile upon my face by decideophobia

2,635

Teen and Up

“Dude,” he says slowly, meeting Derek’s glance again, face disbelieving. “Is—is it your birthday?”

“No,” Derek sneers. “I’m just treating myself to a cupcake.”

Derek Hale—Even in the Wind His Hair Is Perfect by literaryoblivion

2,690

Teen and Up

It’s not the greatest job in the world, but someone’s gotta do it. And Stiles makes the most of it, okay?

Writing captions for the live broadcasts as well as helping run and write the copy for the online news stories can get rather tedious and boring, but Stiles tries his best to keep himself entertained. Slipping in a movie or comic book reference inside a human interest story just to see if someone comments about it, putting up a funny headline to see if someone catches it and puts it up on reddit, you know harmless things that to the casual viewer and reader will go unnoticed but to those that actually pay attention, they might get a kick out of it.

Recently though, he maybe has been… abusing his power.

Derek Hates Disney (But He Really Doesn’t) by adult_disneyprincess

2,711

General Audiences

Derek thinks it is a nightmare that wakes him from his sleep like almost every night, but once he wakes up long enough to remember where he is he realizes that it wasn’t a night mare that woke him up.

It was singing.

Derek rubs his bleary eyes when he looks at him clock. It is three o’clock in the morning, and Derek just stares in disbelief at his clock until the song that his new neighbor was singing finally clicked in Derek’s head. It was “You Got a Friend in Me” from Toy Story. Derek stares that opposite wall where the music is coming from before he throws back his covers, and stomps towards the man’s door.

as close to you as i can get by chaosy

2,726

Explicit

(925): we hooked up on one of my students’ desks last night… i can’t decide if i’m ashamed or massively proud of myself

(707): dude you teach first grade wtf

perfectly imperfect by pr1nc3ssp34ch

2,851

General Audiences

“What the hell is this?” He tries to make it come out as a growl, but his voice just sounds a little bit hoarse, and he can feel his eyebrows furrowing in confusion.

Stiles takes one look at him and promptly bursts into laughter. “Oh my god, dude, you look like a kicked puppy, it’s a list. Calm down.”

Derek frowns harder at him, trying to convey his feelings through the weight of his gaze alone. “And the first rule on it is giving me hugs?”

This explains so much.

Build-a-Stiles? by har1ey_quinn

2,916

Not Rated (I’m gonna give it a General Audiences)

He has a kid, he can’t be thinking that a Build-a-Bear employee of all people, is cute.

Wingwoman by Badwolf36

2,931

General Audiences

Laura begs Derek to visit the animal shelter and make a new friend. Derek goes, and somehow ends up with both a kitten and a date.

If You’re Wondering by Meeya8587

3,134

Teen and Up

If he didn’t know any better, he’d swear that he’s got a spell or jinx on him that warns the packs back home whenever his V-card’s in danger of being punched. Every. time. Stiles has been this close to getting it on with someone (and once, someones), someone calls him with an ‘emergency’.

Inside This Place Is Warm by wolfcloaks

3,154  I  5/?

Teen and Up

This was requested over on my Tumblr, the anon wanted: “Stiles is the librarian at the local university and Derek is super into him but he thinks Isaac and Stiles are dating. Que boys being idiots.”

And Take My Whole World Too by happilyeveramber

3,385

Mature

In the beginning, Stiles would throw it around hesitantly- “If you love me, go get me a cheeseburger.” “I will love you forever if you do this.” “Why don’t you love me like that?”- as a joke, but when he realized that Derek was definitely not joking, he used it every chance he got.

Derek Hale: Original Failwolf by seraphina_snape

4,122

Teen and Up

Stilinski and McCall were fully dressed now. Stilinski was waiting while McCall put on his shoes. Further into the room, Weird Creep was hiding behind a row of lockers. Only half his body was still visible. Clearly the guy operated on the old ‘if I can’t see it, it can’t see me’ school of stealth.

Coach Finstock looked back to the boys. McCall was still busy tying his shoes. Either he hadn’t noticed or he was avoiding the coach - either was a distinct possibility. Stilinski had a ‘lord give me strength’ expression on and was shaking his head.

“Seriously?” Coach Finstock asked.

“Yeah,” Stilinksi said. “Just… don’t mention it. It’s nothing weird, I swear.”

—-

AKA 5 Times Derek Hale Tries (And Utterly Fails) To Be Stealthy and 1 Time He Totally Knows He Failed

The Singing Curse by IdontlikeIobsess

4,296

Teen and Up

Derek is hit by “The Singing Curse”. Stiles tries to help him out.

Say uncle by MsCee

5,714

Teen and Up

Derek Hale does not babysit. He just doesn’t. That is, until he finds out that his cute new neighbor wants them to bond as single fathers while their daughters play. Not that Ellie is his daughter, but Stiles doesn’t need to know that, right?

*

Or, wherein Derek does not bother correcting an assumption and probably even encourages it in the name of lurve, but it all works out because Stiles is not exactly being the poster boy of honesty either.

Seriously, it’s like you’re photoshopped. by nevermetawolf

8,090

Teen and Up

“Oh my god,” Stiles squeaks out again. “You’re unbelievable.”

Hot Bar Guy bobs his head agreeably. “I’ve been told that before, though usually people are more out of breath and less clothed when they say it.”

 
Or, the Crazy, Stupid, Love AU nobody asked for.

Stacking Up by bravelittlesoldier

8,286

Mature

Stiles is working in the basement of the Library of Congress and is feeling his social skills quickly deteriorate. Then along comes a new librarian working at Circulation who is most definitely a male model. Maybe its time to start re-socializing.

Babcia Knows Best by thepsychicclam

11,887

Teen and Up

Stiles takes his grandmother to bingo every Thursday. Now there’s a new guy calling out the numbers, and his grandmother has decided to set them up.

This Is Lovecanthropy by ifwallscouldspeak

12,141

Teen and Up

In which Valentine’s Day is closely approaching, and Derek is a disgruntled grad student who works at a library. He’s hit a roadblock on his thesis, he’s harboring a (not so secret) crush on Stiles, and he keeps receiving werewolf-themed gifts from a secret admirer.

Basically, Derek is totally oblivious and angsty, Stiles does a lot of planning off-screen, and Erica and Scott are awesome friends who are awesome.

How To Turn A Bad Boy Into A Fanboy by charlesdk

15,648

Teen and Up

Stiles owns a comic books store and Laura’s son is a huge fan of Spiderman. It was only a matter of time before Derek stepped foot in there.

Trees are always a relief after dealing with people (except when they aren’t) by ravelqueen

15,889

Mature

Derek Hale decides to become a hermit before he reaches 25. Too bad he picked Beacon Hills as his retirement home.

(Or the one where Stiles is a wood nymph/pixie/human hybrid who falls in love with his new grumpy werewolf neighbour)

How I Met My Werebunny by Moku

19,811

Teen and Up

“This is going to end in tears,” Scott told Derek while he watched the man easily lifting Stiles’ desk up with one hand and driving nails into the ceiling with the thumb of the other. “Probably mine.”

Or:

When a Stiles and a Failwolf love each other very much, they’ll engage in a prank war. Basically, it’s a mating ritual for dorks in love.

Sweet Tooth by Spikedluv

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Derek Hale had returned to Beacon Hills and the ice cream place was reopening. “Best. Day. Ever,” Stiles told Scott.

Okay, here you go! Hope y’all enjoy the adorable motherfuckers in love. They just ruin my poor little shipper heart.

Love and internet hugs,

Fluffy Wolf

The Power of Mabel

Day 5: Missed Moments

I will forever mourn the fact that we never got to have a boxing episode wherein Stan teaches Mabel how to box (I’d like to imagine the episode would be titled either “Raging Ma-Bull” or “Million Dollar Mabel”. Can’t quite decide…)

Not sure what the plot would be but here are some general ideas for a plot: 

  • It’s time for the Gravity Falls’ Semi-Annual Children’s boxing match (for charity purposes, of course)! Stan used to enter Soos into the boxing match to give the Shack some free publicity but 1) Soos no longer legally qualifies as a kid and 2) ever since Soos saw “The Karate Dude”, he’s lost a bit of interest in boxing (he hopes to get his brown belt next fall!)
  • Looking for a replacement, Stan decides to train Mabel in the basics of boxing. After all, he saw her in action against the zombies and knows she can handle herself in a fight.
  • All Mabel knows about boxing comes from the movie Stony IV staring the Norse Horse himself, Stony van Bobkinson (Mabel only originally watched it because that Russian boxer was quite the looker and it had a cute robot friend!) So her understanding of boxing is limited to “a 3-minute inspirational montage will make me the best in my sport and also stop communism!”
  • Stan comes up with a plan, though. If he lugs around a big boombox and follows Mabel, then she’ll stay motivated and be an expert in no time. So for the next week, no matter where they go or what they’re doing (training, eating at a diner, scrapbooking current events), Stan and Mabel hang out together with inspirational eighties songs in the background.

And I have no idea where the plot goes from there; I just really wanted to see Mabel and her Grunkle Stan bond over boxing and goofy dated sports movie from the 80’s!

anonymous asked:

Aren't you afraid of being associated with the misogynistic shitpile that is 4chan?

I’m afraid of a lot of things. I’m afraid that the modern way of life might become unsustainable. I’m afraid of falling asleep on the road, because I was out too late at night and too tired to know any better. I’m afraid that being an independent illustrator now might leave me with no retirement funds for if my hands go arthritic or my eyes go blind.

But one of the things I’m most afraid of are people who don’t know a thing about what they’re talking about. People have always found ways to simplify entire groups of “others” just to make sure they’re right. And if all you see when you see 4chan are the worst people there, get a mirror and look at tumblr here, or reddit there, or twitter over yonder. People who have to simplify things into evil little boxes are what make me truly afraid. Because I can take myself getting abuse, I’m grown up enough to know better. But when people in general stop understanding that the world is a complicated place with dimension and character and beauty and problems, that’ll be when the species truly ends. I am deeply afraid of that.

I ain’t afraid of being associated with 4chan, any more than I am afraid of being associated with tumblr, with gamers, with America. Each of those things have harbored some of the worst examples of subhuman shit stains the world has ever seen. But that doesn’t matter all that much does it?

All I can ever promise is try to be a good person. If all people want to do is put a label on me and dismiss me for frequenting a place that is also traveled by the obscene and the hateful, then forgive me for trying to live.