and i am now played out

  • <p> <b><b></b> James: </b>It's an amazingly clear day. We're in great shape. We won the last game, we will win this game. We are unstoppable. We are going to play the best game ever. I believe in every single one of you. Today, we are going to go out there, we are going to blow everyone away. We are going to win. We will win! ARE WE READY? ARE. WE. READY?<p/><b><b></b> Emmeline:</b> Potter, it is 6 am. If you don't shut up right now, I will stick my broom so far up your ass, you start coughing up wood.<p/></p>
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Playing with a lazer and a cat – Voltron level

WELL, @klanced made me do this sketch ; and then @loveanimationfan came up with this idea and…

Here is the Lance & Blue comic I promised !
Omg I spent way too much time on this …
I really LOVE to draw Lance & Blue <3 My fav paladin & Lion.
(And yes, Paladins playing with their lions would be the cutest thing.)
(I will definitely draw more lion stuff.)

[ 00 - 01 - … - Halloween special - christmas special ]

Simon – can I call you Simon? I’m going to go ahead and call you Simon, since you seem to be on such familiar terms with me and my generation. Simon, let me tell you about my participation trophies. I got them for playing soccer, and they were handed out from a bag at the end of the year with all the ceremony of communist factory workers getting their lunch rations. My response was not “Well, clearly I’m going to be handed a six-figure job as an adult.” It was “Neat, a trophy! Now I’m going to go back to thinking about Pokemon or farts, because I am a child.” Later it was a nice reminder of time spent playing with my friends, and as I got older, eventually only the teams that won were rewarded. This did not shock and sadden us – it was what we expected, and wanted, because we were actually capable of observing adult society, and we noticed that pro sports teams weren’t handed many trophies for constantly losing.

But Simon says all of this caused us to drift through life until one day we entered the “real world,” which to Simon means the workplace, because once you step outside the office, reality dissolves into a hypothetical cloud. And once in the “real world,” we were all stunned to discover that we weren’t special and that our moms couldn’t make our bosses give us promotions. And so “in an instant, their entire self-image was shattered.” What? Do you think no millennial ever watched their parents struggle with their career? Do high school and college exams, where you are literally graded on your performance and told that it will shape your future, not count as a “real world” which can affect your self-image? What the fuck are you talking about? But Simon is convinced that because of this, millennials have lower self-esteem than previous generations. Hey, that sounds like a conveniently vague, borderline-impossible-to-measure “fact” that you made up on the spot. Oh, and what data we do have suggests that you’re wrong.

That Anti-Millennial Rant Is BS: Cracked Destroys A Meme

[TRANS] Shukan Josei - Maknae Line Interview

JIMIN X V X JUNG KOOK

Q. “Phone Lock Screen”
JM: My lock screen is a photo of BTS. I like photos where I am with everyone. My lock screen right now is from the video filming for our fan meeting in Korea. It used to be one from a concert, but I changed it recently.
V: (showing his screen) BABAM! It’s Chet Baker! (a Jazz Trumpet Player)
JK: Mine is solid black.
JM & V: Solid Black?
JK: Yeah, wait a minute (takes phone out to show his lock screen). See!
JM & V
: It’s true!!

Q. “If you were to sing to your crush”
V: I wouldn’t be the one singing, but I would play her “I Fall In Love Too Easily” by the trumpet player Chet Baker. There was a movie based on this song (BORN TO BE BLUE), so I would talk to her about the movie and recommend it to her.
JM: That’s cool~. I would write a song for her.
JK
: Me too! I’ve never written a song for a girl before, but if it’s for someone I like I bet I would be able to.
JM: The type of song would depend on the person, and you’d never know how to write it until the time comes. My ideal type is the person who I would fall in love with. I would want to be with them all the time (shy).

Q. “Things you’re aiming for in 2017”
V: “Actor-dol (an idol who is also good at acting)” is what I’m aiming for! I’m in an on-going Korean drama, “Hwarang,” which will also be aired in Japan soon, so please watch it. Only look at me!
JM: “Only look at me” (lol). I want to go on a trip with my friends and family~
JK: That’s good too. I want to become a professional bowler!1
JM & V: ?
JK: From last November, I’ve been learning from a teacher and my score went as high as 240!
JM: 3 months ago I used to be better than you~
JK: Eh!? Really?

Trans cr: Mia @ allforbts
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Dan and Phil should play (2/?) : Bendy and the Ink Machine

So, apparently I am making this a series :D I’ll update it veeeeery sporadically, but it’s gonna be a series! :)
Anyway! I really hope they play this game, if not now at least when more chapters come out.
(also pls don’t repost this without asking or erase my watermark thnx)

Ok, I lied, I have more Overwatch things I need to draw now. After a run of playing Zenyatta and getting hung out to dry a lil too much, I started doodling sassy Zenyatta. And now I have too many fun ideas to stop, I want to do a lot of these, I am only partially sorry. Also Ascendant is my favorite skin of his so that’s what I’m running with.

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Put A Ring On It: Part 1

(( OOC: Lily played by @potterdeer​ ))

James: *on one knee in front of Lily, visibly trembling*

Lily: J-James?

James: … Marry me.

Lily: …….. James…

Lily: NOW???

Lily: We just barely got out of school! Merlin, you can’t even grow a full beard yet!

James: Well… technically-

Lily: That stubble does not count.

Lily: Because then I’d be…

… I’d be… Lily Potter.

*takes a deep breath* This is crazy… absolutely mad.

Lily: God help me

Lily: I love you, James Potter… and I think you’re absolutely insane…

But I guess… so am I.

… Yes.

Lily: *laughs* Yes… you absolute lunatic. *grins* One hundred thousand yes’s.

James: *reaches out and places the ring on Lily’s outstretched hand*

James: Lily… soon-to-be-Potter… Evans.

To Be Continued

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Okay, but since the writers are clearly screwing with everyone now, and so many fans were convinced Tom Hiddleston would be playing a third Holmes brother…

The ACTUAL BEST thing they could do is say they were taking John to meet Sherrinford up in the tower. When they get there, he sees Tom Hiddleston. But then it turns out Tom’s just the maintenance man or something.

You hear, “I am Sherrinford.” And Mary steps out.

Birdy-effin-Edwardsed, man.

I love Andy quotes about Danai, and Danai quotes about Andy. They’re so complimentary about one another. It’s great.

“I love working with Danai. Danai is a wonderful actress, and very, very talented, smart, and, funny young lady. And the chemistry between us is wonderful [and] playing these two warriors and pulling out this softer kind of funnier side out of each other is wonderful." 

"I’ve been working alongside the brilliant, bright and superbly talented Danai Gurira for three-and-a-half years now. I’ve admired and respected her as a workmate. […] I got such an amazing and beautiful leading lady…”

“Danai is brilliant, fun and hilarious, and I couldn’t wish for a better leading lady.”

“[…]  just acting opposite of Danai is one of the great gifts I’ve had on the show.”

“I always tell him I think he hatched from an egg. Because I have never come across someone who’s more consummate an artist, a gentleman, a leading man, a leader, and who just is so selfless and kind and supportive and celebratory of everybody.”

“Andy’s amazing. He’s tireless and his energy is like endless. And so his ability to fully commit into these sorts of situations and find the joy and the pain and the struggle of the story is deeply inspiring. So, you know, it’s always awesome to watch him work.”

“There’s something so pure about him; there’s no ego, it’s all about work. He sets a beautiful example that way: he’s kind, encouraging, congratulatory, really happy for great stuff to happen. He’s a true actor.”

♥ ♥ ♥ 

Legolas the Legless

Context: I’m playing as an elven cleric named Legolas. It started as a joke in the game but the name stuck. Anyway we’re fighting a druid in the middle of the woods, and she traps us in some sort of shrub.

DM: Ok roll for dexterity to cut yourself out of the shrub

Me: *Rolls a 1*

DM: So you totally miss the shrub and slice right through your leg

Me: Huh I guess now I really am leg-o-less

Everyone else: *groans*

After cosette introduced her dad to them; les amis de l'abc accepted jean valjean as their dad weirdly fast and as did valjean like over the course of a week Jean Valjean had unexpectedly adopted 11 college students and 1 ten year old and they all look up to him as a fatherly figure and randomly call him for advice and he is pretty sure that over half of them have him as their emergency contact now. Sometimes the call him and give him life updates like enjolras excitedly calling him one night: “GRANTAIRE ASKED ME OUT TO GET COFFEE TOMORROW!!! Wait what am i supposed to do?” Then proceeded to slightly panic while valjean gave him dating advice and told him to be himself (yesterday grantaire had called him for advice on how to ask out enjolras) and every time they tell him about one of their latest achievements in life he gets this swell of pride in his heart.

He goes to gavroches soccer/football games, grantaires art shows, courfeyracs plays or musicals, every protest he can go to, and every big event that matters to them because even though they arent actually his kids they practically are at this point

“Two years ago, I met a child here. Patient usually came out for fresh air from a hospital nearby, and she was on a wheelchair. I played with her whenever she came out, but I hadn’t seen her for a while. And 2 months ago, I saw her walking towards me holding her mother’s hand. Right when she saw me, she said, ‘I am all better now because you played with me when I was sick. Thanks!’ I have been working under this costume for 3 years, and that is the most memorable moment.”

“2년 전에 여기서 만난 아이가 있어요. 근처 병원에서 산책을 자주 나왔는데, 휠체어를 타고 있더라고요. 올 때마다 재밌게 놀아줬는데 한동안 안 보였어요. 그런데 2개월 전에 엄마 손을 잡고 그 아이가 걸어서 오더라고요. 만나자마자, 대뜸 저한테 그러더라고요. ‘아플 때 같이 놀아줘서 다 나았어. 고마워!’ 이 인형을 쓰고 일한 게 3년째인데, 그 순간이 가장 기억에 남아요.“

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Name is baby. Been here befur. Mam says got lots of lieks.

Am smol cat but favourite game is scream. scream is best played late at night out side mam door so she will give scritches.

Also there is my sistur Four. Also be here befur but we do not like each other no more. Sistur chase and bite me and so now I make fur look into big cat and hiss to scare sistur away. Mam is doing best to keep us safe.

Rosalinda.

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(6:37) “We don’t know that Mariah is attracted to Shades. Mariah knows how to play Shades, and Mariah never stays lonesome all night, if you catch my drift. So…she might have plans for Shades. Let’s just put it that way.”

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I am in such a Christmas mood right now. I want to bake and make gingerbread cookies and make little houses for them. I want to go Christmas shopping and see everyone walking around with a bunch of bags in their hands. I want to get a peppermint mocha from Starbucks and admire their red cups. I want it to be cold outside and everyone is wearing their coats and scarves and gloves. I want to pick out a tree, come home and decorate it while Christmas music plays. I want to have a Christmas movie marathon while I’m snuggling under my blankets and drinking hot chocolate with a candy cane and a bunch of marshmallows. I want to wrap all the presents and put them under the tree and think about how happy my gift is going to make that person. I just want Christmas and everything that comes with it.