and i am here for the food

here i'll even start it out for you
  • [all of the gang are in the mystery machine, on their merry way to solve whatever mystery it is they've gotten roped into, clearly in the middle of a conversation about something]
  • shaggy: well, uh, personally, i think my opinion matters a lot here, too, because, not only am i a food connoisseur, my boyfriend is also the one who like, owns the van we're currently riding in and like, often do
  • daphne: and my girlfriend is the genius who's a huge driving force in figuring out whatever freak is the culprit in all of our cases, so,
  • fred and velma, who are literally right there: [in unison] we're literally right here
  • scooby: can we please just decide where to eat already? it's been 3 hrs. i'm dying

zelinkslullaby  asked:

I'm always ready to scream about zelink gimme some cuddly headcanons

YOOOOOOOO sametbh when am I not yelling about zoldo and Lonk

Here’s a few headcanons to tickle your fancy-

* Link might be a glutton for all food, but seeing Zelda ravage a fruitcake entirely makes his heart beat faster. Guy loves a girl who can appreciate fine dining like meat on a stick or a veggie omelette.

* Zelda was a big dancer back before the calamity, and sometimes when she’s bored she starts to swing around and waltz around Link, prompting him to take her by the hands and spin her around as they walk through the woods. Most of the time they get carried away and once they accidentally ran into a boko camp which was an Experience™

* Zelda likes to read before she sleeps and Link sometimes just makes himself comfortable with his head in her lap as her voice lulls him to sleep

* Link buying Zelda a Sheikah armor set (for stealth training he says but 👀)

* Link waking up late one morning and seeing Zelda in nothing more than his tunic makes him weak at the knees. She’s not dumb either she knows the effect she has on him and continues to torture this man because the outcome is fantastic

* Link adopts a stable pup for him and Zelda and she lovingly refers to it as their child. She spoils the damn thing though so when he’s eating the dog is right next to him and he can’t help but share his food.

(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) I love them so much

Hetalia quotes; google translate

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America: Winter can suck my jingle bells!
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America: In the winter you can soak the bell Bells.
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Italy: PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME I’M TO YOUNG TO DIE AND WHAT IF I DON’T DIE AND I’M FORCED TO LIE HERE WOUNDED IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN BLOOD? PLEASE DON’T SHOOT ME I DON’T WANT TO DIE.
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Italy: DO shoot me, I am died and I die, I was asked to live Puddy own blood? hit me, I die.
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Russia: I know my ideas are best because otherwise I’d kill them. ^J^
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Russia: If not, I kill him, so I know my idea well. ^J^
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Romano: Eat lead, you potato sucking bitch!
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Romano: Food impact on nursing women’s potatoes?
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Lithuania: POLAND! YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND A BAD FRIEND!
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Lithuania: Poland! WE tractors and bad friends!
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America: Duh, I’m the hero, everybody knows that!
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America: All Dutch are heroes!

20 weekssssss🎉

I’m 20 weeks today. This shit is half way over. Never would have thought I would make it this far. I believe in speaking good things into existence. In the beginning of the year I claimed the blessing of a healthy baby and here I am half way to having one. Thank you, universe.

The bump is looking swell. I am SO out of breath though. I have a short torso and my lungs are feeling the pressure. Nothing we can’t handle though! He’s moving around like crazy and I love it.

I am also officially off of IV therapy! Haven’t thrown up in 2 weeks and gaining weight appropriately. Keeping down food and liquids since 18 weeks. I’m so thankful to be able to enjoy food again.

the couch is a liminal space

i woke up at 2 am and then again at 3 am and by that point i decided i wasn’t going to get any sleep so I doodled this. The colouring was a complete experiment/accident in Corel and I’m not sure if I really like doing digital watercolour yet.

anyway shockingly little explicit monmongary so here’s my big contribution

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You Did What You Had To Do- Lafayette X Reader//part 2

a/n: thank you to @wolfy1881 and @longlostavocado for putting up with my ramblings at 4am about this

warnings: mentions of cheating, please notify me if i forgot something

tag list: @shy-and-awkward-daveed @shamagangster @daisiesflower if you would like to be tagged in upcoming parts, send me an ask!

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You looked over at Peggy.

“I did it.” You mumbled quietly and she nodded slightly.

“You should probably go talk with him then.”

“No, I am staying here with you. Lafayette can wait. The food is getting cold and I’m hungry.” You told her and she smiled slightly before taking a bite of food, looking up to see who the next chefs competing on Chopped are going to be.

You two were halfway into the second round when Peggy looked over at you.

“Do you think you’re going to date him?” She asked cautiously, like she was afraid of the answer.

“I’m not sure. I remember how happy you were dating him.”

“Yeah before he slept with someone behind my back.”

“Yeah.”

“I’m not going to be able to spend a lot of time with you if you do date him. I can’t be around him and more than that, I refuse to be around him.”“I know.”“I’m going over to John’s dorm. You can invite Lafayette over here so you can talk.”“No we don’t have to talk, I am okay with not doing so.”“You keep checking your phone every couple seconds and I’ve dated him before. I know what you feel like.”“I can meet him somewhere else if you want-”“No, it’s your dorm as well. Just text me when he leaves.”“Okay.“She grabbed a key to the dorm and she left, going to Laurens’ dorm.You texted Lafayette and not even twenty minutes later, he knocked on your door and you opened it up, smiling as you saw him.“Hey."He returned your smile, looking at you with affection.

"Hi.”

“You can come in, Peggy isn’t here.” You told him and he nodded.

“I figured as much.”

“I know this might be a touchy subject but why did you cheat on her…?”

“I loved her once, I really did but Alex had told me that she was seeing someone else so it was miscommunication, that’s why I cheated on her- god she was right, cheating is not the correct term.”

“She wasn’t, not that I know of.”

“I know, I know that now but… I did something incredibly stupid and I regret it but I can’t change it.”

“I liked you in highschool. I don’t know if you knew that or not but I had this huge crush on you and then you started breaking hearts like some people break phones. Easily." 

"I would never break your heart, you know that right?” 

“Don’t make promises like that to me, please because I might start to believe them.

He nodded and he looked back at you.

“What?”

“I want you to get to know me as Laf first, not as the person who cheated on your best friend.”

“I would like that.”

He and you walked to the couch and you sat down, facing each other.

“My name is very long so I won’t bother telling you it.”

“Lay it on me.” You told him and he raised an eyebrow.

“Are you sure?” He asked, playfulness in his voice.

You nodded.

“Marie Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier de Lafayette, Marquis de Lafayette.” He said proudly and you laughed slightly.

“I think I’ll just settle for Laf. Also- isn’t Marquis a rank, not a name?”

“Shh you’re the first one to notice.” You laughed slightly, smiling at him.

“Well you have to give me more than that.” You smiled.

“Well I was born in France- hence the accent and I enjoy illegally downloading music from YouTube in my spare time. I have a very large dog that I have tried and failed to bring into some lectures before and all of my friends are pretty nice except for Alex. He’s an asshole sometimes.”

You laughed slightly and you looked at him.

“What’s the dogs name?”

“Mr. President.”

You burst out laughing and he started laughing as well.

“I wanted to name him Jack but Alex decided to train him to only respond to Mr. President. Hercules has several dogs as well so they are all Mr. President’s cabinet members.”

You laughed louder, leaning against Lafayette for support. He looked at you, the laughter dying down and he smiled at you.

“If this isn’t too much… can I kiss you?” He asked you and you opened your mouth to say something. When nothing came out, you nodded slightly and he pressed his lips against yours, his arms pulling your body closer to his.

You both pulled away from each other, both of you breathing heavily.

“That just happened.” You mumbled and you took a deep breath.

“Do you regret it?” He asked you, moving further away from you on the couch

You took a second, processing what had just happened.

“No. I want to do it again- if that’s okay." 

"Of course- please tell me if you want me to stop or if you want me to be gentler, okay?”

“Okay.” You nodded and he smiled softly before his lips crashed into yours again. He moved closer to you again, wrapping his arms around you and holding you.

“Wait wait wait- You mumbled and he backed off, looking at you with concern.

"Are you okay? I am sorry if that was too much.”

“No no it’s not that. I just don’t want us to take it too fast. I’m sorry but I just-”

“No it’s okay, I understand. You don’t have to apologize for anything.” He told you gently and you smiled at him. ”May I kiss you goodnight?” 

You nodded and a soft smile appeared on his face.

He kissed your forehead gently before pulling away.

"It’s getting late so I should go. I don’t want to keep Peggy from sleeping. Tell her I said hello.”

“Okay and Laf? Are we…?”

“Dating. If you want to.”

“I um… I would like that.”

“Bonne nuit, Y/N.”

“Goodnight, Laf.”

You walked him to the door and waved as he went down the hallway, towards the elevator. You grabbed your phone and went to Peggy’s contact, calling her.

“Hey Y/N.” John answered and you frowned slightly.

“Isn’t this Peggy-”“She fell asleep, sorry.”

“It’s okay. It’s pretty late, I should go to sleep as well.”

“She told me about you and Laf.”

“Yeah. He’s different from what everyone says he is like.”

“You remember Peggy saying the exact same thing years ago, right?”

“It’s more believable when you’re the one saying it.”

It was silent on the other end of the phone for several seconds before John cleared his throat slightly. You heard some movement in the background and you stayed quiet, waiting for someone on the other side to talk.

"Peggy, it’s still night time.” You heard him say gently.

“Who are you talking to?” She asked him groggily.

“Y/N. Lafayette left- here do you just want the phone?.” He said.

The phone was silent for a couple more seconds.

“How’d it go?” She mumbled, sounding exhausted.

“I really like him, Peggy and I know you two have so much history but… I know he has changed. I just… I know it.”  

Picnics

Originally posted by gameraboy

Pairing: Tony x Reader

Warnings: none

Word Count: 107

A/N: Day 22 of the Domestic Fluff Challenge. This also can be connected to part 6 of Papa DiNozzo. Also, note I personally have had to eat outside with my summer job and I am so OVER IT!!! I’m not a fan of picnics to begin with so that is definitely reflected here.


The DiNozzo’s aren’t really ones for picnics. They would much rather go to a restaurant or eat at home before packing up food and electively eating outside.

The closest they come to having a picnic is when munching on the snacks they take to the beach with them. Even that isn’t their favorite, especially with all the sand. Little Kate isn’t a huge fan of sand in her mouth while she’s trying to eat her goldfish crackers. So, when actual lunchtime rolls around, they hoof it into the house and use it as an opportunity to change diapers and put the girls down for naps after lunch.

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anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts on vegetarism/veganism and its potential effects on global issues?

Well - I’m guessing there are a few people out there that will dislike me for giving my opinion on this, but here goes.

I’ve read a lot of stuff on this subject - serious sources from both sides of the argument - and while I think there would be some adjustement issues, I am convinced of the fact the world would be much better off if people were fully or partly vegetarian/vegan. I don’t want to make a complex post about this because if you’re interested, I’m sure you can find good literature, but at this point the evidence that’s out there is pretty hard to deny. Like - first of all, eating too much meat and dairy causes all sort of health problems, so cutting back on that sort of food would have a beneficial effect on some of the major killer diseases, like obesity, heart-related conditions and diabetes. Second, our high consumption of meat is fueling inequality and ecological issues all over the world - again, I’m not giving you data because it’s very late here and this stuff is well-known, but I assume you know what I’m talking about - how much water goes into producing 1kg of beef versus 1kg of beans, how forests are bulldozed to grow corn and soy that ends up as animal fodder, how the demand for cheap meat and the political influence of Big Food encourage the creation of megafarms with thousands and thousands of animals (how that leads to appalling living conditions for the animals themselves, but also to health hazards for people who eat those animals or live nearby, and to waste dumping and water poisoning in those areas)…the whole industry is completely bonkers, and it’s harming both the environment and local communities who are pushed off their lands and their traditional ways of living so Big Food can make a quick buck (a good example of this is the sudden surfacing of a piracy problem in Somalia - like, actual pirates attacking and ransoming ships, not kids downloading stuff - and the thing is, it’s been proven in a conclusive way that many of those guy used to be fishermen but can’t fish anymore, because some big corporation or other has taken over and basically emptied the sea). And the big problem right now, of course, is climate change - an issue that’s deeply embedded with a rising world population (a rising middle class) and the food it will require. There are already several conflicts centering around national ownerships of rivers and lakes, and there is more and more tension caused by the fact some countries (*coughs* China *coughs*) are buying out gigantic plots of land so they can grow food for their own populations because their territory is increasingly barren and arid - and those issues are only going to get worse. If you factor in the alarming consequences of overfishing, I think we’re facing a serious global crisis, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that will take the form of open war in some areas. After all, it’s already happening - as several experts have pointed out, the current war in Syria is first and foremost a climate change-related problem. And, look, I’m not saying vegetarianism is the miracle solution here, but I do think it will help a lot, and also that it’ll be the kind of thing we either adopt with full awareness and on our own terms or we will have to submit to, because at some point these cheap farming methods we’re using will no longer be sustainable and/or economically viable and then things simply will go back to how they’ve always been - the rich will eat a varied diet of fresh and tasty veggies and prime meat, and the poor will make do with the scraps.

What both frightens me and gives me hope is that we’re now living an unprecedented period in world history - a time where many, many people are educated, share a common language and know what’s going on in other countries - and to me, that means that we can work out a way to avoid repeating past mistakes. But, as I said, I’m also terrified because if it doesn’t work - and recent political events are proving that people going to school, living in a democracy and having freedom of speech is not enough to counter populism - then what else can we do, as a species, to get better and survive?

anonymous asked:

All I know is that reading the fatphobic foolishness made me think about the usual diet of a southern, which I am one, and we will riot if they made the country healthy. We live on butter, grease/oil, sugar, and more butter. Even the health nuts here aren't given up properly made sweet tea, we will cut you over sweet tea.

OSKSIDNDHSJJSJ i one day wish to try true authentic southern food odmssbs

ok but tater sticks by Bitty’s side at every falconers event after that family skate. he says it’s so he gets first pick of all the food bitty brings, but he sees the way a few of the guys eye little b and zimmboni. he makes sure THEY don’t get any pie until they politely introduce themselves to B like normal human beings. best pie on earth is reserved for good teammates only.

And maybe if our lives had aligned, we could’ve continued to date and hold hands and I’d be in college with you and I’d get a job and maybe we could use money from my paycheck to go out on dates and you’d never even have to worry about rides because I’d pick you up and maybe we’re not even going out on a date, maybe we’d just go on long drives around town doing nothing and maybe we’d stop for food somewhere and all of this fun stupid stuff. Or we could even just stay home all day and play video games and be ugly and listen to music together or watch stupid stuff and all of these things I want to do with you and only you. Oh and naps. You can’t forget napping together.
But. Here I am. And I have to let it all go and I have to keep going because. Yeah.
—  roibitussin 

for a lot of us, it seems nearly impossible to find a balance between our grades and our health. i’ve created a list of tips and resources for managing classwork as well as mental illness. i tried to be inclusive of depression and anxiety as well as other disorders like adhd and bipolar. (i’d like to be more inclusive of others, but i couldn’t find a lot of resources and wasn’t sure what would help aaaa)

please let me know if you have anything to add, and i hope this post can help you out in some way c:

while studying

  • create a routine, and do your best to stick to it. having a consistent schedule can be a struggle, especially when dealing with long days of class or difficulties with sleep. try something more open-ended and flexible if you can’t manage specific times. (studying for an hour in the morning and before bed vs studying at 8 am and 10 pm)
  • start with your favourite subject. there are a lot of suggestions on how to start a study session (and they usually conflict it seems), but i’ve found that this works best for me. your favourite subject may be easy or difficult, but by starting with it, you get in the groove of studying and won’t get burnt out as quickly, giving you more energy to do your other work.
  • don’t take on more than what you can handle. if you’re feeling motivated, great! get as much done as you can! but on the bad days, just do what you can. there are times where it seems nearly impossible to get anything done, but still try to make the most out of each day and do what you’re able to so you don’t fall far behind. do what you can, when you can. don’t overwork yourself so much.

during class

  • take notes. for me, the easiest way to lose track during a class is if i don’t write or doodle. even if the material doesn’t seem important, write it down! it may be useful later, and it’ll keep your mind from wandering during lecture. (that being said, don’t always write things exactly as the teacher says; putting it into your own words can make it easier to remember and understand)
  • record lecture audio. if you can’t copy everything down in time, or if for whatever reason you need to know something verbatim, then you’ll have something to listen to again later.
  • take pics of what the instructor writes on the board. similar to the above tip, you can refer back to the pictures you took. just don’t forget about them! write yourself a note or make an alarm on your phone to remind you that there’s more material to review. don’t be the kid who takes pictures during the whole lecture but never writes anything, that kid’s obnoxious and gets bad grades
  • stay focused. i fidget a lot with my hands and feet, especially during a long lecture or study session. i find that keeping my hand on my pen/pencil is the simplest way to keep my mind on track, but fidget toys may help you as well. most teachers and students are fine with it as long as it’s not too disruptive.

at home

  • keep track of medication. ngl i am suuuper forgetful when it comes to medication :’) if you’re forgetful too, leave yourself as many reminders as you can. set alarms, write notes, or have someone else keep you accountable if you’re living with a parent or roommate. having routine helps here as well, especially if you take meds multiple times a day.
  • communicate regularly with your doctor. if you’re living away from home, or just a busy student, it can be particularly difficult to make appointments. but you should still make an effort to email your doctor, therapist, etc. at least once a month, and more often if you’re currently changing or adjusting medications.
  • “catching up” on sleep is a myth. depriving yourself of sleep during the week and then sleeping in on the weekends won’t fix your sleep schedule, sadly. keep it consistent if you can. even if you’re staying up late and sleeping in, try to get at least 7-8 hours. whether it’s 12-8 am or 2-10 am, it’s a reasonable amount for getting through the day. sleeping too little can leave you tired and grumpy in the morning, but sleeping too much can also leave you groggy, sluggish, and unproductive for the rest of the day.
  • eat something healthy. okay, no one can eat healthy all the time, and i don’t expect you to. i certainly don’t expect myself to lol. but we can still find a healthy snack or meal to make a part of our lives. sometimes fruit is the best comfort food tbh. here are a few simple snacks that you could try, for studying or for whatever else. i personally enjoy anything with berries, especially yogurt parfait or oatmeal.
  • have a support system. it helps so much to have someone you can talk to when you’re not feeling well or in need of encouragement. it can be a friend, a parent, a sibling, your significant other, or even other members of the studyblr community! (if you don’t have anyone to talk to, please talk to me!! i am here for you my friendo)

other stuff

  • community college by @universi-tea - if you’re worried about moving into dorms or away from home (or are simply unable to), i strongly encourage you to try out community college. it’s made schooling much more enjoyable and accessible for me and i think everyone should give it a chance. plus it’s waaay cheaper.
    • also, most (if not all) U.S. schools have a disability services department; this applies to both physical and mental illnesses. talking to them for the first time can be nerve-wracking, but in the long run it’s completely worth it. teachers and staff want to help you! but you have to help yourself a lil bit too. accommodations may include leniency about attendance and deadlines, or they may let you take exams on earlier or later dates with fewer students present. the flexibility with deadlines has saved my ass more than once tbh
  • things to do when things don’t feel right by @affectionsuggestions - sometimes it’s okay to just do small things, and sometimes it’s okay to not do anything at all.
  • ways to start feeling again by @urbanthropologie - similar to above, but with a focus on mindfulness (helps with anxiety, dissociation, etc)
  • my mental illness tag - this has many other resources that are otherwise not listed in this post.
  • my printables tag! - printables are great for when you’re too tired or not sure how to write things out completely by hand. there are some planners and calendars as well as gratitude logs, habit trackers, etc.
  • i have tons of other tags listed here if you need anything more specific :>

thank you for reading! i hope you found some of these tips helpful. i believe in you!!

I moved out of my house on really bad terms. My mom didn’t want me to meet my girl that I met on Tumblr who just happened to live in of all places Nebraska. I asked her once in February and told me if I went to meet her, I’d be kicked out of the house.

I ain’t have no money to live on my own so I stayed and didn’t fly to Nebraska. I saved for months, got my 401k contributions high, increased and improved my credit and asked my mom one last time in September. She said the same thing. Two days later, in the middle of the night, I snuck out, my homegirl drove me to the airport and with all my clothes, I flew from NYC to Omaha.

The two of us finally met after a year and I got an apartment and a job within 2 weeks. My entire family was distraught and pissed. They finally realized that I’m out here as long as my girl is in college and left it. They’re still hurt but they know they can’t change it.

Then in February, I got fired from my job. For 4 full months, I’ve been looking for a job, paying rent with my credit card, 401k money and my tax return money. I literally was (and still am) in the negative with all my accounts. I haven’t bought food for myself in almost a full month. I was sleeping at my girl’s mom’s house for almost weeks straight cause I ain’t have food in my place. If I didn’t start a job this week, I’d have to move back to NY into my mom and grandparents’ house.

Last weekend my mom actually came to Omaha to see my first apartment. She met my girlfriend, her family and I took her around the city of Omaha a little bit. When she first opened my fridge, there was old butter, jelly, an almost empty jar of minced garlic and some raspberry lemonade. She told me she almost cried seeing I had no food. When she left I had a full fridge of food. I started a job Monday. I just sent her a picture, one of the first meals I’ve been able to cook from my own fridge since May.

I just wanted to thank her for helping me when she really ain’t need to.

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YOI Future!Verse ABO AU, Visual Headcanon Web Charts #01

So I always wanted to make one of these. Turns out my headcanons for the most part are WAY too wordy for these things and uh, they’re a bit of a mess >.>;; BUT I hope nonetheless that they’re somewhat fun to read even if barely legible, it was fun to make ^ ^;

1. Super basic relationship chart of the core members of the lovely poly family in this AU.

2. “Adults Think,” the color of each adult indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

3. “Kids Think,” the color of each OC kid indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

There’s obviously a lot more to it than what could be crammed in the lil text boxes, but a gist and pretty much the first things that immediately popped into my mind regarding their interactions. 2 and 3 also mostly show their thoughts while the kids are younger, which will change a bit as they grow up, to be covered in a future post.

*Recommended you right click view image to see full size bc the text is tiny oops

Because the text is so illegible, text only versions of charts 2 and 3 beneath cut, all elaborated quite a bit because I’m so rambly oops:

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IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s Yuuri-centric polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri’s married to four mates (Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Minami) and they have OC kids.

BASICS of this AU

INTRO to how ABO works in this AU

OTHER POSTS (comics + illustrations) in the Future!Verse ABO section of my YOI Masterpost.

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Please keep ship bashing out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip <3 Thank you.

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Here’s an unsolicited headcanon that literally nobody asked for:

I’m a big proponent of the idea that to make your relationship a healthy one, you’ve got to accept the fact that sometimes the person you love is going to be petty. Sometimes you’re going to be petty. We’re all petty sometimes.

But Viktor and Yuuri are petty in very different ways.

Viktor is petty in that he still says things like, “You just wouldn’t understand,” instead of trying to explain himself because that’s what he went so long doing. He also has a bad habit of taking it personally when Yuuri doesn’t comment positively on a new shirt or pair of pants. And, of course, like Yuuri and his Bad Tie, Viktor is constantly running a monologue under his breath about the bad fashion choices of those around him.

“Orange is not your color, honey,” Viktor mumbles under his breath, referring to a woman walking past them wearing an orange-paisley pantsuit.

Even Yuuri can agree that it’s hideous, but he’s not sure why Viktor feels the need to point it out. Someday, somehow, someone is going to hear him, and he’s going to have to talk a person out of punching his husband in the face.

“You did a spread in Teen Vogue where you wore safety-monitor-orange pants and a neon green shirt,” Yuuri tells him, remembering it vividly because it was horrible and awful but that didn’t stop fourteen-year-old Yuuri from keeping it shoved under his pillow for…purposes.

“Ugh,” is Viktor’s succinct reply.

Viktor being petty about fashion makes sense to Yuuri, though. In a weird sort of way.

Likewise, it makes sense to Viktor that Yuuri is petty about food.

See, this is a learning curve for Viktor because his Yuuri is a sweet, beautiful and loyal person but he would probably get into a physical fight with someone over his favorite foods? Like, the first time Viktor eats the last of Yuuri’s favorite frozen yogurt Yuuri won’t let him touch him when they go to bed. 

This is such an odd concept for Viktor because his whole life it’s been like, “Oh? You want some of my food? Yes, here!” If it will make someone happy, Viktor would forfeit his favorite part of any dish so that a person he loves could have a moment of joy.

Yuuri on the other hand, sometimes warily stares at Viktor for a full ten seconds before allowing him to reach in and grab a (Small, Viktor) handful of the chips he’s eating.

“We’re married,” Viktor pouts, munching slowly on the four (4) whole cheesy poofs Yuuri allowed him.

“And?” Yuuri says, staring with determination at the television.

“I promise to love and support–”

“I am loving and supporting you,” Yuuri says. “You’re not married to my cheesy poofs. They don’t have to.”

This is the point at which Viktor usually lunges for the bag, and the aforementioned physical fight usually happens. Yuuri and Viktor usually look up from the subsequent heavy petting session twenty minutes later to realize that Makkachin has eaten the remaining chips and is now walking around with the bag on his head, bumping into the walls.

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Fallout Week 2k17 –  Vault Tec

A traveler that passed through here not long ago told everyone he met that there’s some kind of plant paradise to the west where food is abundant. All the people foolish enough to listen to him and head out that way never came back.

Bygones of the Sun | 05 (M)

Originally posted by hobismole

Genre: Angst/fluff/(future)smut || dance captain!hoseok, bad boy!au, uni!au

Pairing: Reader x Hoseok

Length: 4.3k

Summary: Jung Hoseok was once the sweetheart of the school, the dance captain whom every girl, including you, can’t help but fall head over heels for. But like the force of the ever-glowing sun, everything that rises must also set. A year of inactivity later and he’s now the school’s resident bad boy. You’re a firm believer of allowing the past be the past, and yet you can’t help but wonder where the risen sun has gone into hiding—because perhaps its shadows have out-shined its own radiance.

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