and i also think 'they look like babies'

more than unwell

You’d think as a 26 year old who owns a house & has good credit, well, that you’d be more of a grown-up, but I’m just sitting here thinking of getting a foot peeling kit & a PS4 slim. 

You’d also like to think that you are less petty than you are, but age might actually be making you pettier. You are embracing this though.

(your girlfriend sucks at makeup. it looks like jc penny did that shit. & you both look like you’ve been hit with some good old fashioned given-up-ness. you really need to take better care of your beard. oh & your baby is ugly. that’s for a different you. okay, actually: the baby is cute & props to you on the muscle gains & 100k salary but you are still a bad person.)

I lost all sense of control there in all sorts of ways. Forget what I said about embracing, I’m trying hard to let go of grudges. 

It’s surprising, the way goals change. It’s interesting how we change. I feel like in the past few years, I’ve grown in so many directions that there isn’t much left that fits me. I’m so…abrupt. Aggressive. I’m moody. I’m grumpy. I’m also happier than many may think.

I don’t write love poems. I suppose that’s a significant change—I’m not really interested in love in that all-consuming way I once was. This is not to say that I do not love. It’s more of a product of figuring it out, dismantling the illusion of first world romance. I want what is earthly, lasting. where my flesh counts for less. 

& the first world. so much I could say there with the plague of it that we’re all sick with but depend upon. (i mean to say. there is blood on your hands. my hands. i mean to say none of this that we believe important, is. i mean all this wealth built on the bones of genocides. i mean. i mean. i mean. exploitation will kill us all, but we love the products of it. cognitive dissonance ourselves to justify all of this.)

so little fits me. & even my own voice, i’ve grown away from it. what importance does it have. little. so little. 

anonymous asked:

I think Kelly Kline is going to die. Also, Did Nick go to hell? Is that why Lucifer is in his form in hell?

I am sure they’ll find some way to explain why Lucifer looks like Mark P. I think the cage he’s in now is like the one from 11x09/10 where it’s a visual representation of him but he’s not really in a vessel. Mark is just…what Luci looks like when he’s not in a body.

I don’t think things are gonna work out for Kelly. Demon baby births are always hard on the mother….

anonymous asked:

He was there in January, a month and a half ago, but he is exaggerating that he misses the food there when he doesn't go in months.

I mean I don’t know what to say about @louis_tomlinson anymore 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:Steve has a show in Thailand on 22 Feb so there won’t be a performance of JHO on the Brits. Also how can they know who’s going to win? It must be rigged if they know. It was pretty close between Little Mix and our boys. I think it’s LM but hoping it’s the boys where they make announcements about their future.


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:Imagine Breepus’ screeching right now “I HAVE A FUCKING BABY WITH HIM, I CHANGED MY FACE AND HAIR TO LOOK LIKE HIS EXES!!! $70,000 ON SURGERY AND HE STILL DOESN’T FUCKING WANT ME.” All while Trashley has to change the wrappings on her new tits like “…but you don’t actually have a baby with him?” while B’s implants threaten to burst as Breep goes on a rampage.

I’m literally crying 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:Apparently Beyoncé show his baby bump to avoid fake pregnancy rumors 😂😂😂😂

What do you mean she didn’t just post pics cutting her head off? 

SOS GUYS

I have AMAZING NEWS!!! I got a kitten!! My mom rescued her out of a dumpster and gave her to my roommate and me! And we’re SO PUMPED! But, we CAN NOT come up with a name for her at all, and I need your help! She’s a little girl, and she’s almost got a mean look to her face, so we’re thinking something cute but also a little edgy! Guys please help us we have to come up with a name for our baby and we’re out of ideas! (I’ll post a pic of her if you’d like to see her!)

anonymous asked:

Either you have a fat head or you're just obese in general... Which is it?!

i’m overweight due to a multitude of factors. you should really critically think about your fatphobia, because it’s quite sad to just buy into what society tells us people should look like!! also how you talk to strangers on the internet. i’m sorry that you feel the need to be mean to other people. especially since this is a mental illness vent blog and you’re clearly well aware of my disorders that cause me to loathe myself lol, it is quite sad to prey on people like me. i hope that you heal from whatever is causing you to be like this, you’ll be a happier person once you do

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There!!! I drew all the girls that showed up in episode one of PDH season 2. I know I said in the past I’m not as into it, nor really plan on watching it but!! Girls!!! I love drawing girls!!!

also I like to credit the Ivy design to @crybabytime

HOW TO GET STARTED WITH OPENTOONZ

okay, once you got ur opentoonz downloaded, you’re looking at this screen.

and you’re thinking to yourself, what is this fresh hell, how do i draw, what’s going on 

ya gotta do one thing first my bro. go to ‘window’ and click on ‘toolbar’, then just drag that friendly little line of symbols to the side where it can latch on like a baby to its momma’s breast. that’s where u get ur brush tool. there is not a keyboard shortcut for this, which is odd, but OH WELL. 

EDIT: you can configure your own shortcuts by going to File! they don’t work fo me half the time, but it is possible.

also, stretch your window out so it has room to breathe. you may be noticing at this point that the windows in this program have a tendency to follow your cursor around like lost baby ducklings. haven’t figured out how to keep this from happening yet.

next, in order to enable onionskin, click on the paintbucket tool, go to the canvas, and right click. in the menu that opens, there will be an option to enable onionskin! this is absolutely ridiculous and i don’t know why they did it like this but at least it’s there.

take ur brush tool, and make a stroke. try it again. and again. click on the brush button again, and try. reselect the frame you’re on and try. change to a different tab and give that a whirl. it’s gonna take a few tries, and probably a few program crashes. 

EDIT: if your program is having trouble registering strokes like mine was, you need to slow down. let your cursor hang out for a moment where you’re gonna lay ur stroke, really let it relax and get to know the scenery, and then start your stroke nice and smooth.

and also you might accidentally delete some of your windows and can’t put them back the way they were supposed to work. if you delete your canvas area, you can get it back by opening the ‘viewer’ window and placing it where your old canvas went. 

yyyeah i fucked up a little bit. 

….. i fucked up a lot, but i think i’ve found my preferred workspace!! to the left, i have my toolbar, on the top, i have my tool settings, and on the bottom, i have my xsheet. now if i could just get those play buttons to stay on the screen…

let’s take a look at that xsheet!! from side to side, we have your layers, which i’m not bothering with right now, and up and down, we have your frames! wow, you might not ever think to yourself. this is an efficient and space-saving way to show frames. anyway.

get urself a shitty bouncing ball going, with a lot of pain and frustration. one drawing per frame. that one frame that is rlly bright yellow? i accidentally added a memo and can’t figure out how to remove it. not important. 

check out how your animation works in the comboviewer window after you’ve disabled onionskin using the paintbucket. (you can use the plain viewer window, but it usually fucks up how many frames get shown.) (also, there are some little triangle brackets to the left of the frames, and if they don’t encompass all the frames you wanna show, they might not show up.)

okay, looking pretty good! let’s render it! save your scene, go to the batches tab, and click the +add render button. navigate to sandbox > scenes, and click on ur saved project.

then, you gotta hit the little racecar start flag button up there. your computer will probably ask if toonz has permission to allow incoming connections - hit okay. 

if ur project’s icon turns green, it worked. if it turns red, it didn’t. i don’t know what happens after a project has been successfully rendered cause mine isn’t working. i will get back to yall when i figure out why.

anonymous asked:

Eleanor will be back by the end of February, heads up

Honestly, with how prevalent her name has been as of late, I am not surprised. They are as subtle as a brick to the face. However, I have some thoughts:

a) they’d only consider it if babygate is minutes from being over… imagine El popping up and saying “you want me to me this babies mama, get a pap test.”

b) she’d be absolutely fucking stupid to get herself involved in this because it makes her look like an idiot doormat, and it would be the shittest most duct-tape repair job of a fractured closet ever, so I doubt any of them would be dumb enough to do it. Think about it, if this is true then Louis has cheated on El with pool girl but also with Bri, then partied all the time with randoms, then got Bri pregnant, then cheated on Bri with Tamara, then the pregnancy came to light, then dated another girl (Danielle) for a year, and now two years later…what?! Louis has realized El is the girl of his dreams all along?

c) if this does become a thing, can’t wait to see who all becomes entwined with this “love story” through the ages (will Oli the Uber driver return?)

Either way, stay tuned.

I think they could have handled the diamonds better, if maybe bd was still rly torn up about pd but instead of also being torn up but trying to urge her to forget, yd is very NOT sympathetic to her, and exemplifies the gem standard of being cold and emotionless toward other gems, especially because they’re the gem LEADERS
And maybe more scenes where bd actually acts like a dictator?? The one scene where she looks down super cold towards sapphire was good. More of that pls. The crying scenes should be less. They’re supposed to be villains after all not wooby babies
I can only hope they’ll attempt something like that with white diamond, where she’s the cruelest diamond of them all and just plain doesn’t give a fuck that pink diamond is dead. If she ends up being the Most Sad and Innocent of them all I swear I’ll throw my worthless body into the ocean

Kinksters: “It’s about being physically small it has nothing to do with age!!”

Also Kinksters: “My little age is three and my daddy thinks it’s sexy when I pretend to be a small child who doesn’t understand what is happening during sex! I also use as many child and baby items as possible to try to look like a child for my pedophile partner! Heehee!”

sometimes i think about changing my jason design….

I was rereading the McCree comic and boi howdy, I had thoughts.

Like, for one, his metal hand seems to be strong enough to crush the metal panel of a train, enough to make a flat surface into a hand hold for him to swing through a window.

Imagine Hanzo knowing just what that hand can do so when Jesse is loving on him all gentle he’s just like <3<3<3

Imagine Jesse being terrified of holding a puppy/kitten/baby because “this hand can crush metal, babe, I dont think it’s safe near one of these squishie monsters”

Also, just after he uses Deadeye it looks like a scar apears around his eye? I only noticed it the once.

Danger Noodle: A Musical Experience About Days In The Life Of Horatio Hornboa

Act One (Feeding Day)
 
-No Momther, I Don’t Want To Come Out Of My Tank (Overture)
-What’s This???/*sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
-The Top Of The Fridge (The Promised Land)

-Rat? What Rat?
-Biting The Rat In The Ass, Thus Leaving Its Teeth And Claws Entirely Unhindered, Is Just As Good As Getting It In The Face
-What’s The Point Of Live Food If I Can’t Roll Around In Its Turds After?
-But… Maybe I Can Play In The Blinds? (The Duel Part I)

Act Two (One Week Hence)

-But… Maybe I Can Go Behind The Couch? (Reprise)
-I Shit Like A Saint Bernard
-Water Dish? I Think You Mean Poop Cup
-Fake Plants Are Also an Ideal Place To Poop
-Look, I Am So Beautiful Draped Over My Log, Suspiciously Not Inside It (Part I)
-”Dear God Baby, How Did That Even Come Out Of You!?”/ I Pooped Inside My Log (Part 2)
-Bath Time (The Duel Part II)
 
-No Famther, I Don’t Want To Go Back In My Tank (Finale)

iwaoi family headcanons bc i can’t get it out of my head

  • their first baby is a baby girl that they both adore to pieces 
  • they weren’t really thinking about having kids since they’re both so busy with their volleyball careers but they did a charity thing for a children’s hospital and tooru fell in love with the sight of hajime with a little baby 
  • it took a little prodding on hajime’s part bc they’re travelling and playing games so they couldn’t give the baby the attention it needs
  • but seeing tooru’s eyes light up when he sees a family with a baby got hajime to cave bc it would be nice and taking care of two kids wouldn’t be so bad 
  • the adoption process is lengthy and tough. they also have to decide what they’re going to do about their careers (they’re both in their 30s) bc it’s not good for a baby to be consistently travelling 
  • their team, who overhears their worries, laughs and tells them not to worry bc they’re going to help as much as they can!! their team is getting their first baby! (“this is hajime and i’s baby!!” “let’s name the baby something cool like rolling thunder!!” “you don’t get to decide our baby’s name, yuu-chan!”) 
  • she’s only about ten months old when they take her home and it has both hajime and tooru crying when they first hold her bc she’s so precious and beautiful 
  • they name her hoshi bc she’s going to be the brightest star 
  • they argue about who gets to take a paternity leave first but it ends up in a flip of a coin that tooru wins 
  • they take her to day practices where she’d colour or play with toys but hajime and tooru’s parents take her too sometimes bc she probably shouldn’t grow up solely in a volleyball environment 
  • most of the team also stop what they’re doing to play with her and the coach yells at them as a result of that but only a little bc hoshi-chan is so precious and cute
  • hoshi also becomes their unofficial mascot 
  • when she grew older, they’re also not sure whether to have her play volleyball or not bc while they love it, they don’t want to pressure into something she doesn’t want to do 
  • so they sign her up for whatever catches her eyes but she ends up loving volleyball the most bc it’s something she watched her parents love
  • she’s determined to become an ace and a setter and her parents don’t have the heart to tell her that she can’t do that (nor does anyone else on the team tbh) 
  • also at seven years old, she could already do a jump serve and her parents couldn’t be any more proud 
  • they can both do their her hair, tooru specializing in braids but hajime specializing in updos 
  • they both cave easily to what she wants but tooru is a little more strict bc as soon as hoshi gives hajime the puppy eyes, he’s gone bc she has him wrapped around her little finger 
  • she’s spoiled but that’s not on her but on tooru bc the second she looks happily at a toy, it’s hers in a second 
  • he once spent half his paycheck on her 
  • they have entire memory cards filled with pictures and videos of her 

lmao @ kids freaking out over otabek/yurio as if your eighteenth birthday turns you magically into an adult I flipping wish

I was a BABY when I was 18

shit dudes I’m almost 38 years old and I think “I need an adult” at least three times a day. I work with ninety year olds who look at me like “lmao I also need an adult” every day. WHAT ON EARTH DO U THINK HAPPENS ON YOUR EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY. is an angel supposed to come down and touch your forehead and whisper, time to be old now?

cause I’m still waiting.

Food for Thought: if Lucas had been presented 100% as who he really was from the start instead of his past only being quietly hinted at in S1 while everyone was lulled into believing he was a Ken Doll Boy Scout, if instead of being presented as “cute subway boy crush” he’d been presented as “the new kid with a shady past,” would people have still pegged him as “Boy Topanga?” Or would they have said, “oh, he’s kind of like a baby version of Harley?” And if so, would people have also thought, “hey…weird kid…funny name…that sounds awful familiar” when it came to Farkle?

Now, obviously I think the new kids are unique, refracted combos of the original characters rather than 1:1 reflections, but you gotta wonder in terms of the assumptions most people made in the beginning about the new kids based on the old show, if we’d known the truth about Lucas from the start…don’t you think those assumptions may have been a little different?

But Maya pushed Riley and she wound up in Lucas’s lap, and then he proceeded to hide the truth for a year while Riley idealized him and most of the audience never suspected a thing…and here we are. 😂

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Then and now: Still just as cute.

whew

I feel like there’s more throwbacks out there for this post, but I couldn’t think of any, so feel free to chime in if you think you know who’s missing.

***EDIT***: I just remembered another! Kerry Washington, DUH. She was in the first season of Boston Legal, as Chelina, the co-worker that took Alan to Texas for a last-minute execution appeal… AKA ‘the episode in which I BAWLED like a baby and stared at my screen with total disbelief, utterly devastated, as the credits rolled’. On a happier note, it’s also ‘the one in which Alan looks hot in a cowboy hat and kisses Chelina and rides a freaking mechanical bull’.And I was thankful beyond words for being so late to the Boston Legal party, 'cause I didn’t have to sit on that ending during the long, between-season months. I just hastily jumped to s02. ANYWAY, I digress. After Boston Legal ended, James and Kerry did Race, a Mamet play.

I’ll concede that Kerry isn’t exactly a distant throwback, but I’m lumping her in there anyway.

And right now I’m annoyed 'cause I can’t seem to figure out how to edit a post in order to add a photo. If anyone can assist, I’d be tremendously thankful.

anonymous asked:

Do you think any of the court of dreams would own pets at some stage?

YES. Rhys is a cat person and I’ll fight about it. He gets one that’s all black because aesthetic, Feyre. Mor and Az are also cat people, or at least prefer them on account of their leaving-for-days-at-a-time lifestyles. They have a little tabby that periodically gets in comic spats with Az’s shadows and clearly prefer’s Mor’s lap to Azriel’s. Az thinks this is understandable.

Cassian is basically a large shaggy dog in Illyrian form ANYWAY; he definitely does the “look what i found can we keep him!!” with one and then plies a reluctant Nesta with sexual favors until she surrenders. Nesta ends up babying the dog ridiculously and frequently claiming she likes him better than Cassian.

“Nes, the dog’s in my spot.”

“Is he? I didn’t notice. You’re about equally hairy.“

Lucien also likes dogs. If he ends up the high lord of the fall court, he gets two of those white borzois, the skinny horse-dogs that look like they would tell you riddles? They lounge at the foot of his throne and look very mysterious and regal. If he stays in spring he gets a spaniel with big floppy ears.

Elain has birds! She didn’t mean to. They just started following her around, because Elain is like fucking snow white. It’s a handful of little multicolored songbirds who chip prettily at her. She gets them a cage but leaves it open, and they come and go through her window.

Amren has reptiles. As if she needed to be MORE intimidating, she can sometimes be found with a snake casually winding around her arm as she reads.